#Twink booped

[the-starry-seas]

Get to Know You

Thanks for the tag @insertmeaningfulusername!

Last song: Which Witch by Florence and the Machine

Currently watching: Bad Batch! and I keep saying I'm gonna rewatch Killjoys and Prehistoric Park but I've been saying that for a while 😬

Three ships: Mordecai/Brick, Wrecker/Crosshair, and fuck it I'm gonna say my strawberries too (OC clone/Paz Vizsla/OC Tusken)

Favorite color: purple!

Currently consuming: AriZona green tea

First ship: Parker/Hardison from Leverage, they've been my blorbos since high school

Birthplace: I just spawned in like in Minecraft idk what to tell you

Current location: North Carolina

Relationship status: single and no idea how to mingle

Last movie: Kissing Jessica Stein

Currently working on: *kicks so many docs under the bed. just so, so many* I have a "Myles survived Galidraan and becomes part of the Cuy'val Dar with eventual Myles/Jango" AU occupying a significant amount of my brain right now. Zer0 meeting Murderbot. Din/Cobb Bioshock-verse AU. Knightverse Bumblebee meets a TMNT OC. Post-canon fix-it Titanfall 2. Ghost Squad origin story (so many clone OCs). "Obi-Wan comes back home after the events of Kenobi to find Jango chilling in the Lars' living room and it gets poly from there". Boba/Din Pacific Rim AU. Just so many. So many.

No pressure tagging: @midwinterhunt @sofiaspeaksart @syn0vial @voidistooshortforausername @loverboy-havocboy and whoever else I was spam booping/wants to do it!

[ccx87]

Freed of my obligations to capital for the day... Time for boop

[agitowarrioroftheforest]

Origin Spirits of the Past is so fun because it has this short king who goes into battle in a bdsm crop top binder with matching arm cuffs that powerful forest fae put him in. When he stands next to anyone it’s obvious how tiny he is.

This includes basically the whole cast: the tall armored knight/soldier lady, the villain, his best friend’s dad, his town’s mayor, the other main character who he has a crush on who is a girl taller than him.

And then that same twink throws a several-car-sized boulder over his head, rips a tank in half with his bare hands, chases down an armored train, busts out of a jail cell with plant body horror, and deflects a missile shell like 5 times his size. He’s also bulletproof.

Also for fun, it does the opposite of “girl in revealing outfit, guy in street clothes” bit and genuinely I want more of whatever this is:

[triplesilverstar]

I just booped folks that showed up in my feed, so the more I booped you the more you appear in my feed. Sorry moots, you're there a lot... Like I mean, A LOT

[transmascnaotoshirogane]

im so sorry but im going to have so much fun with the fucking boop button

[therevenantrp]

whoever gives us the most boops gets a free twink

[electronicdesire]

just found out about the 1 pixel bakura tapestry

[vegafan69]

absolutely obsessed w marcus and his robobitch rn

[witchcraftingboop]

Was watching the trailer for season 2 of the Wheel of Time series, and I realized I was in too deep with Baldur's Gate 3 because all I can think of is that the song they used, Control by Halsey, is pretty much the Dark Urge and now my brain will not 1) relinquish this revelation and 2) stop repeating the entire chorus - "And all the kids cried out 'please stop you're scaring me,' I can't help this awful energy. God damn right, you should be scared of me. Who is in control?" - and I do mean repeating, my brain is now a near constant loop of just "and all the kids cried out--

[acornered]

I've seen that post about interacting more with people all over my dash these past few days and yet have gotten zero asks in my inbox. Ask me about my OCs cowards!!!!

[virgildraws]

Thank….you?

What

[couldtheycatchkira]

3250 Followers Special!

Scenario: Kira gets battered incessantly by Boops, Super Boops, and Evil Boops. The main perpetrators are L (hoping to irritate him into a confession and the more Kira resists the more L becomes certain), Misa (likes sending him super boops because she thinks they're cute), and Ryuk (he outright says out loud when he's booping Kira because he wants to both be fed and watch Kira spiral).

[bg3scenarios]

We at bg3scenarios are here to announce that going forward on this blog, there will be no more horny posts.

No suggestive jokes. No sex jokes. No mentions of monsterfucking or villainfucking. No mentions of how freaky Gale is in bed. No mentions of the sexy BDSM priest whipping twinks. No mentions of Gortash’s thick, juicy, round, smackable fat ass.

So from the bottom of our hearts, we would love to wish you a Happy April Fool’s Day from bg3scenarios.

Of course we are joking! Carry on, you perverts! (Boop us if you’re nasty🐱🐾)

[transmascnaotoshirogane]

this is a post April fools boop.

boop

[thesassypadawan]

A New Good Time *part 3* (Padawan Anakin x RealWorldFemReader)

Notes: Read A Scary Good Time *part 1* and A Old Good Time *part 2* first to get an idea of what’s going on. 

New Year’s Fete Week is the first five days of the year (according to the Galactic Standard Calendar) and is a five-day festival that celebrates the new year.

Summary: A little throwback to the fanfics of old! Short, sweet, and cheesy! Anakin awakes to the wonderful surprise of you, his beautiful angel, tucked beside him in bed.  What a perfect way to start out the day and the year.  Happy New Year! 

Warnings: Contains fluff, fluff, and more fluff!

New Year’s Day, the first dawn of the year. A time of renewal and fresh starts. The moment when we say goodbye to the old and hello to the new…by celebrating with those we care for the most.

“Stang, that sun’s bright”, Anakin grumbled, throwing an arm over his eyes. Reaching out with his free hand, he ungracefully closed the curtains.

Laying there in the semi-darkness, Ani tried to clear the sleepy fog from his mind. Memories of finishing off the rest of the champagne and cuddling with you on your couch came flooding back. He smiled fondly at that. What happened afterwards…the two of you must have dozed off together. But, if that was the case, why was he in his bed all by his lonesome.

“Hatari,” he sadly sighed. “Wish you were here.”

Just then, he felt something moving beside him. Accompanied by a small voice mumbling, “’M here.”

A wave of relief and joy washed over Anakin. Slowly he pulled back the blankets to reveal…

You curled up in a ball, peacefully snoozing away.

Grinning ear-to-ear, Ani kissed you gently on the top of your head. “Stay put,” he whispered. “I’ll be right back.”

Carefully he slid out of the bed, trying his best not to wake you, and snuck off to his and Obi-Wan’s kitchenette. Hoping to not bump into his master, because it was too early for a lecture. Plus, he would never live down being caught in those long, fuzzy socks of yours.

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Thankfully, Obi-Wan was nowhere to be found. Just a note that said he was glad Anakin made it back safely and that he was going to be meeting with the council for most of the day. He would join Ani and you at the festival later. To behave yourselves in the meantime.

Anakin laughed and rolled his eyes at the last part.

Grateful that his master wasn’t upset with him, Ani returned to his room with two mugs of piping hot caf. The perfect thing for a cold morning in bed.

Setting the drinks down on his nightstand, he eased himself back into bed. Trying his best to not jostle you too much. You, who was currently spooning his pillow.

Brushing the hair out of your face, he chuckled softly. “Hey, wouldn’t you rather have the real thing instead?”

Nodding sleepily in response, Anakin quickly made the switch and burrowed underneath the covers. With you immediately snuggling up to him and he wrapping his arms around you.

“Good morning, my handsome devil,” you mumbled, nuzzling your head against his chest.

“Morning, my beautiful angel. Happy New Year.”

A sweet smile crossed your face. “Happy New Year. I -” Pausing a moment, your eyes opened a crack, and you gave the air a little sniff. “Do I smell coffee?”

“Sure do,” he hummed, gently rubbing your back. “Made it special just for you.”

You made a tiny happy noise and kissed the underside of his chin. “You too good to me.”

“Anything for you, only the best,” he muttered, handing you your caf.

“So cheesy,” you giggle, giving his braid a playful tug.

“Yeah, yeah,” Ani said teasingly. “Now tell me, Ms. Padawan from Earth, what would you like to do today?”

You pretended to think for a second or two, before declaring lazily. “Stay in bed as long as possible.”

“Can do,” he said, booping you on the nose. “And later on, we can go check out the New Year’s Fete with Obi-Wan.”

“New Year’s Fete?” You asked, taking a small sip from your mug. “What’s that?”

His eyes twinkled with excitement. “It’s a five-day festival that celebrates the new year. There are all sorts of games, live music, different types of food… Oh, and fireworks at the end of every night!”

“That sounds perfect to me,” you sigh contently. Burying your face into the crook oh his neck, you whisper a soft… “Love you.”

“Love you too.” Pulling you in extra close, Anakin rested his head on top of yours.

And, as both of you fell into comfortable silence, the jedi holocron shinned brightly on a nearby shelf…tucked amongst all of Ani’s most precious possessions.

[ohanny]

so @cryingatships posted about pit babe cam boy au ideas (the north and sonic one will flourish in my brain rent free for the next forever) which reminded me i also wrote one for kenta and kim way back when and i just want to add to their genius because we need more spicy pit babe ideas

again, gets nsfw below the cut:

where introvert kenta finally moves out of his dad’s house and finds a room to rent for suspiciously cheap in a suspiciously nice apartment. he asks some questions because he's not stupid but kim’s all "don't worry, i can afford it and to be honest, i kinda get lonely” and well, it is a really good deal. how likely is it that kenta would end up living with a human trafficking evil overlord twice, anyway? like kim literally could not be worse than his father.

their cohabitation works brilliantly but after two months of living together, kenta comes home from work early to discover the reason why kim can afford their rental agreement and seems to have all the time in the world for his hobbies is not because he's some nepo baby but because he has an insanely lucrative career as a cam boy and an only fans star. because there kim is, dressed in a sheer robe and stockings, washing a sparkly pink dildo in the middle of their open kitchen.

kim, defiant: i am not ashamed of what i do and if it bothers you, you can move out.

kenta whose brain has blue screened and is currently making beep boop noises: gah 

but once kenta manages to stammer out he is fine with kim’s chosen career, kim stops hiding. partly because he's a petty bitch and wants to see if kenta is actually fine with it or if he's a closeted homophobe who really likes cheap rent and partly because sneaking around his own home is super annoying and he would much rather do his make up in the living room because the big windows provide the best light. also, it would be super helpful if kenta could lend him a hand with his lighting system because it takes ages to figure out all the angles alone.

kenta is totally having a crisis because kim is just so confident and self-assured and after he finishes filming, he will sit in the living room eating pizza in old sweats, regaling kenta with tales of cringy comments from old men and other streaming misfortunes from buying the most disgustingly tasting flavored lube to getting a cramp in the middle of riding his toys.

but then one evening kenta comes home to kim stabbing a salad, looking sulky, and he’s like “what, no pizza tonight?” and kim rolls his eyes and explains one of his top donors made a comment about how he's been gaining weight lately with a self-deprecating “i guess i got a bit too carried away with the take out and beer with you.”

kenta is offended. he might go on a little rant about how that man must be blind on top of an absolute imbecile and should go fuck himself for a change and kim is beautiful no matter what he eats and in kenta’s personal opinion actually looks much better now compared to the rail thin twink thing he had going on when kenta first moved in. kim stares up at him, wide eyed and in awe.

kenta, blushing and starting to stutter again: anyway… no one should be allowed to tell anyone what to do with their bodies and you should just block them because you don't need someone like that in your space and i will just go to my room now bye

kim, jumping to his feet to grab kenta: the fuck you are, come here -

and yes, they kiss and it's amazing but kim is still hesitant because “you're really okay with all this? because i don't plan on stopping anytime soon, i like what i do” and kenta sheepishly admits that he sometimes watches kim’s streams on a burner account.

kim: you know you'd get a much better view on the other side of the wall?

kenta: oh.

kim: that was an invitation, dummy.

kenta: OH

kim is right. the view is so much better on the other side of the wall. kim is stunning and looks and sounds so fucking good and having kenta there is totally helping him get in the mood and put on an even better show. if the live chat gets a rising frequency of comments along the lines of “is it just me or is kim looking at someone behind the camera?” well, it adds to the mystique?

and really, it's inevitable that - once he gets comfortable - kenta snaps in a moment of horny insanity and ends up revealing himself. it's friday and kim is on all fours, fucking himself with the infamous pink, sparkly dildo but he’s not able to reach quite right and he keeps begging and cursing at the camera and kenta’s brain just goes “well, i could help.” he doesn't think. he just gets out of his chair, ducks past the camera and swats kim’s hand away to grab the base of the dildo and then smoothly slides it all the way in.

it’s only when kim’s arms give out and he slumps down with a guttural moan that kenta realizes they’re still very much live. he snatches his hand back but before he can stumble completely out of the frame, kim whines “fuck, come back, sorry guys but i don't give a shit” into the pillow and the chat goes WILD when kenta is helpless to do anything other what he's told. he uses the dildo to fuck kim into, through and past a devastating prostate orgasm and once he has regained his senses, kim ends the stream with a breathless giggle and a “sorry to cut the outro tonight but clearly me and my roommate need to have a talk.”

kenta: roommate?

kim: i mean, i'd prefer boyfriend because i'm pretty sure i'm in love with you but -

kenta: boyfriend sounds good.

and they live happily ever after. kenta helps kim with his accounts, clothes and photoshoots and on special occasions, joins his streams and videos. kim charges double for everything they do as a couple and all that extra money is certainly helping him in convincing kenta to quit the office job he's way too qualified for and find what he really wants to do in life. they adopt three cats and kenta moves all his things into kim’s room and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.