#Urbie Green

[xponentialdesign]

UrbieG Trombone // 15 FPS

[plus-low-overthrow]

ARTWORK LP: Van McCoy and his Magical Movie Machine (Hugo & Luigi)

This LP contains three Medley's across both sides with a common call out in the intro to each, "Disco Movies...", side Two for example contains a single medley mashing up; Theme from Shaft, Doctor Zhivago and the Magnificent Seven, though perhaps not prolifically nor to my taste, the potential for looping and extending sections has kind of been orchestrated for you.

arr. Van McCoy, 1977. Other musicians include Richard Tee, Cornell Dupree, Phil Bodner, Urbie Green, Gene Orloff and vocalist Zulema with female soul trio, Faith, Hope & Charity.

Cover Art by Jim O'Connell.

[radiophd]

urbie green -- brand new key

[mihasznamimoza]

Ez a brigád is olyan, hogy nem csak a szerénységből jeles…! (1967)

[jazzplusplus]

1956 - First Connecticut Jazz Festival Concert (Fairfield) :

Duke Ellington and his Famous Orchestra, Chico Hamilton Quintet, Willie 'The Lion' Smith, Buck Clayton, Urbie Green, Oscar Pettiford, Lucky Thompson, ...

[musicwithoutborders]

Urbie Green · George David Weiss · George Shearing,  Lullaby of Birdland I Blues and Other Shades of Green, 2007

[myvinylplaylist]

Album #762 Frank Sinatra: L.A. Is My Lady (1984)

With Quincy Jones And His Orchestra

Quest Records

[so-you-melted-22]

I found my moms old calendar from 1997 and when I went through it I saw that she always drew the dot on the i in my dads name as a little heart! this is so cute!!!

[antinousmondragone]

Gilles and Gotscho, photographed by Nan Goldin

Gilles Dusein was a close friend of Goldin's and owner of her Paris Gallery, Urbi et Orbi, where she first exhibited in 1991. She photographed him and his partner, the artist and bodybuilder Gotscho, for two years until Gilles died from AIDS-related causes in 1993. Wavering reflections on the polished blue-green linoleum floor awaken associations with the surface of water. In mythology, the crossing between the world above and the underworld is a journey over water; the Styx and the Lethe separate the worlds of the living and of the dead. In this way, the hallway marks a crossing, the border between healthy and sick, between life and death [...] At the same time, in a hospital, oppositions such as day and night, internal and external or private and public no longer apply. The separation between healthy and sick is so decisive it pushes the other binaries of the world of the healthy aside."

— Art About AIDS: Nan Goldin's Exhibition "Witnesses: Against Our Vanishing"

[heavyhitterheaux]

My Baby is Having Three of My Babies

First Babies of Private Garden Instagram AU

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jackharlow: first day out after announcing the pregnancy and her ass don't know how to act 🙄🥴

saweetie: leave my best friend alone. all she's had the pleasure of looking at is your big ass head for how many months?

jackharlow: OUTTA POCKET DIAMONTE!

urbanwyatt: and she had to fight tooth and nail for this to happen. left up to jackharlow he would have kept her in the house until the babies were born

jackharlow: urbanwyatt NO I WOULDN'T!

y/ninsta: jackharlow don't get up here and lie, only reason my pregnancy pic got posted is because I cried and you couldn't get me to stop

jackharlow: y/ninsta well excuse me for being protective over you 🙄

druski2funny: well damn throw me some. why ain't yall tell me yall were going?

jackharlow: y/ninsta you spoiled as hell smh

y/ninsta: jackharlow and it's no one's fault but yours 🥰

y/ninsta: druski2funny since when does your dumbass live in kentucky?

druski2funny: y/ninsta will travel for food

lilnasx: druski2funny your dumbass does realize that wing stop is all over the country, right?

danivalentine: my baby girl looks amazing. that glow is on point 😍

y/ninsta: special thank you to urbanwyatt who yelled at Jack because he was like 'out of all of the places we can go, you want to go to wing stop?'

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta his ass never learns smh, but I will say he's gotten better

jackharlow: urbanwyatt y/ninsta why are yall talking like I'm not here?

y/ninsta: Urby, can we go get ice cream after this? And did you hear something?

jackharlow: SERIOUSLY?

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta of course we can. extra sprinkles for the babies.

jackharlow: so just forget about me over here? WHO JUST SPENT DAMN NEAR 12,000 DOLLARS ON FOUR BIRKINS FOR YOU

y/ninsta: jackharlow it was for the babies! the babies need matching birkins with their mommy!

theestallion: lmaooo y/ninsta runs that damn house

normani: whenever she says jump, Jack says how high and how long do you want me to keep going for?

2forwoyne: SIMP

shloob_: jackharlow that's cheap compared to other things that you've gotten her

jackharlow: shloob_ you would take her side because you're scared of her smh

shloob_: jackharlow AND SO ARE YOU! SO WHY YOU JUST CALLING ME OUT?!

quiiso: it's not so much jackharlow is scared, he just values his life and wants to live a long one

jackharlow: quiiso exactly. you get it.

urbanwyatt: jackharlow only thing I get is that you a simp 🤷‍♂️

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y/ninsta: yall wanna know their names? 👀

jackharlow: y/ninsta what the? WE don't even know their names!

y/ninsta: jackharlow yes I do, me and quiiso discussed last night

saweetie: y/ninsta so you mean to tell me you decided on their names without telling your husband?

y/ninsta: saweetie yes

jackharlow: y/ninsta I swear all you live for is to stress me out quiiso SHOW YOURSELF

quiiso: jackharlow I didn't do anything but give her a milkshake!

jackharlow: quiiso and I don't believe you

urbanwyatt: I thought we were naming them all after me?

jackharlow: urbanwyatt there's three of them

urbanwyatt: jackharlow I have three names. Urban Henry Wyatt.

2forwoyne: urbanwyatt lmaooooo aye yo

saweetie: them titties sitting right 😍

y/ninsta: saweetie and they're sore and they hurt 😭

saweetie: y/ninsta you better tell your husband to fix that for you

lilnasx: OKAY ARE WE REVEALING NAMES OR NOT? I GOT A FLIGHT TO CATCH

druski2funny: one of them is druski jr.

jackharlow: druski2funny over my dead fucking body

dualipa: look at my baby mama! I can't wait to meet my children!

jackharlow: dualipa what will it take on God's green earth for you to stop terrorizing me?!

dualipa: jackharlow one date with the wife

jackharlow: dualipa NO.

dualipa: jackharlow fine. anyway, I hear pregnancy sex hits tens times better. when you get tired of jack's dick, come get this pussy, byeeeee

jackharlow: DUA!

sza: lmaoooo dua has NO shame

lilnasx: NAME REVEAL NEOW!

jackandy/naremyparents: WE WANT NAMES!

jackharlowsource: well don't get shy now

jackharlow: y/ninsta baby you better NOT

y/ninsta: triple threat harlows! it's their nickname given to them by uncle quiiso

urbanwyatt: and all three of their birth certificates will have a variation of my name

jackharlow: urbanwyatt GIVE IT UP ALREADY

claybornharlow: little baby is hereeeeeee

y/ninsta: MY BABY!!

jackharlow: I get her pregnant and all she does is pay my younger brother attention. tired of this shit.

y/ninsta: smush, your jealousy is showing again. besides, you're the only one in the universe that I would let impregnate me.

brysontiller: y/ninsta only because I was busy

saweetie: OOP!!

jackharlow: I cannot fucking stand any of you smh

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jackharlow: she tired of me lmaoooo, crazy that my baby is having three of my babies

y/ninsta: jackharlow you been picking on me all day and I'm about to call maggie

jackharlow: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

claybornharlow: I told you that we wouldn't be having these problems if we were still together

jackharlow: claybornharlow imma knock your two front teeth out

urbanwyatt: jackharlow since when can your ass fight? that's all y/ninsta

jackharlow: urbanwyatt you know better 👀

urbanwyatt: 👀

2forwoyne: 👀

shloob_: 👀

yungskylark: 👀

nemoachida: 👀

quiiso: 👀

saweetie: what's them eyes for?!? jack you hiding something?

jackharlow: saweetie nope. nothing at all.

jackandy/naremyparents: I fucking told yall that he fought giveon. it was only speculation but that shit HAS to be true

urbandjack24: I second this!

claybornharlow: jackharlow y/ninsta will get you if you lay a hand on me

jackharlow: claybornharlow she has to catch me first since she isn't so fast these days

y/ninsta: jackharlow touch my little baby and I will END YOU. you will not get to see your three spawns born. MARK MY WORDS

jackharlow: y/ninsta oh? you'll end me? wasn't saying that an hour ago when I had you cum repeatedly on my face

y/ninsta: jackharlow just kidding 😊

y/ninsta: jackharlow but don't touch my baby!

saweetie: yall never let up lmaoooo

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y/ninsta: I thought I was the passenger princess 🤨

jackharlow: y/ninsta YOU DROVE ONE TIME! ONE TIME!

sofftcurse: nah why you making my wife drive tho?

urbanwyatt: softtcurse excuse me, your WHAT?

softtcurse: y/ninsta is my wife, everyone knows this

claybornharlow: softtcurse since when?!

jackharlow: all of yall can fuck off smh

y/ninsta: but doesn't my baby look so cute?!? come here so I can kiss you and pinch your cheeks

jackharlow: y/ninsta stoppppp stink 🙈🙈

y/ninsta: AWW is my baby blushing?! like yall my man is so fucking fine. I see why all the cougars be after him. hint: anitta lmaoooooo but that dick is MINE!

saweetie: y/ninsta BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP! LMAOOOO

jackharlow: y/ninsta you didn't have to add that last part smh

y/ninsta: jackharlow ain't she like 45?

jackharlow: y/ninsta hell if I know, now I'm coming to get my kisses

claybornharlow: y/ninsta me first!

jackharlow: claybornharlow mom should have swallowed you

y/ninsta: JACKMAN THOMAS! NO KISSES FOR YOU! APOLOGIZE!

urbanwyatt: TIME OUT! FLAG ON THE PLAY LMAOOOO

jackharlow: 👀

jackharlow: y/ninsta BUT, WHY?!?!

y/ninsta: jackharlow you know why. apologize to your baby brother NOW.

claybornharlow: jackharlow your wife still loves me more

jackharlow: y/ninsta I'll apologize when he stops terrorizing me

jackharlow: claybornharlow imma need for you to get a girlfriend smh

y/ninsta: claybornharlow it's okay little baby. I'll make you mini sweet potato pies

jackharlow: y/ninsta I WANT SOME TOO

y/ninsta: jackharlow not until you apologize

jackharlow: claybornharlow fuck off

y/ninsta: BABY!

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y/ninsta: bored in the house and I'm in the house bored 🙄 where is my husband so I can give him a lap dance? jackharlow come home already!

jackharlow: throwing it back like that is why your ass is pregnant now, with not one, but three children. stop playing with me because I'll put three more after they're out

y/ninsta: jackharlow THE FUCK YOU NOT!

jackharlow: y/ninsta lemme eat it from the back tho

y/ninsta: jackharlow not the way this back pain is set up. I can't be on all fours.

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta exhibit A above says otherwise

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt you are supposed to be getting me cheese fries

jackharlow: urbanwyatt you better NOT

urbanwyatt: jackharlow too late, already here!

saweetie: AYE FUCK IT UP BESTIE!

y/ninsta: thank you to neelamthadhani for getting me more make up so I can be a bad bitch around the house too. bad bitches get no days off

jackharlow: y/ninsta my baby is a bad bitch anyway, but carry on

y/ninsta: jackharlow don't make me cry. I haven't cried in 6 hours and that's my longest streak

danivalentine: SIX HOURS?!

urbanwyatt: because six hours ago, 2forwoyne drank all the iced tea and she wanted some and of course who gets yelled at?! me and jack because 2fo was nowhere to be found

jackharlow: y/ninsta come sit on my face then

y/ninsta: jackharlow no I'm the size of the titanic

lilnasx: y/ninsta bitch please shut up, the titanic?!

normani: y/ninsta bitch you better scream jack I won't let go until he has your legs shaking. JACK DRAW HER LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS!

jackharlow: normani I don't have no fucking french girls, don't get me in trouble lmaooo you know her ass takes shit too literal sometimes smh

urbanwyatt: jack can't draw anyway. have you seen his stick figures?

quiiso: LMAOOOOOO

jackharlow: urbanwyatt OUTTA POCKET!

theestallion: did y/n actually turn down her husband eating her out?

y/ninsta: NO I DID NOT TURN IT DOWN I JUST SAID I WASN'T GOING TO SIT ON HIS FACE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PUT ALL MY WEIGHT ON HIM

jackharlow: y/ninsta you act like I give a fuck about that. get your ass upstairs now and wait for me and I'm not fucking playing with you.

dualipa: oh damn. even jackharlow got me hot. SHIT.

y/ninsta: jackharlow YES DADDY, ON MY WAY!

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[theretirementhome]

What Child Is This?

2023. WHOSE child is this? GET IT THE EFF OUT OF HERE. Jesus Christ. Consider this your invitation to disassociate for 2 hours with every favorite Christmas song I could coherently stuff into one long megamix. All killer, no filler. Here's to 2024 not being such a little dickhead.

https://www.mixcloud.com/jessprice/what-child-is-this/

Image via @weirdchristmas

Tracklist:

Dorothy Remsen - On An Old Christmas Song (Silent Night)

The Crossing - Prelude: Adam

The Swingle Singers - Medley: Deck the Hall with Boughs of Holly / What Child Is This?

Les Petits Chanteurs De La Renaissance - Le Messie Vient De Naitre

The Annapolis Brass Quintet - O Holy Night

Urbie Green - Ave Maria

Anne Phillips Choir - Touro Louro Louro

Roberto Perera & Juan Areco - Joy

High Spirits, Past And Present-Youth Of Holy Spirit Parish - Virgin Mary Had A Baby Boy

The Dixie Humming Birds - The Holy Baby

The Roy Meriwether Trio - Jingle Bells (Part I)

The Flirtations - Christmas Time is Here Again

The Supremes - Twinkle Twinkle Little Me

The Staples Singers - Who Took The Merry Out Of Christmas

The Jack Brokensha Quartet - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Brook Benton - You're All I Want For Christmas

Joe Tex - I'll Make Everyday Christmas (For My Woman)

Roy Smeck and His Island Quartet - Winter Wonderland Vol. 2

Johnny Selph - All I Want For Christmas Is My Baby

Ed McCurdy And The Harvesters - (Tonight Is Christmas Eve) Get Along Home Cindy

Gene & Jerry - Hootenanny Christmas

Richard Gillis - C.B. Santa Claus

Dave Dudley - Six Tons Of Toys

The Smothers Brothers With Childrens Chorus - The Toy Song

Marc Haney - Christmas Song

Rhys O'Brien - Christmas Morning

Kenny Rogers And The First Edition - Joy (Jeso, Joy Of Man's Desiring)

Chaquito - Carol Of The Bells

Sacha Distel - Ding, Ding, Dong (Jingle Bells)

Cincinnati Symphony Members With Mac Frampton-Soloist - Jingle Bells 

Les Paul and Mary Ford - Jungle Bells (Dingo-Dongo-Day)

Edmundo Ros - My Favorite Things

Walt Harper - Silent Night

The Ramsey Lewis Trio - Mary's Boy Child

Raindolls - Disco Santa Claus

Hot Chocolate - Brand New Christmas

Moonlion - Little Drummer Boy

Geoff Bastow - God Rest Ye

Hot & Sassy - Christmas Strutt

The Next of Kin - Merry Christmas

Freddie Mitchell Orchestra Featuring Rip Harrigan - Auld Lang Syne Boogie

Washington High School Acappella Choir - We Wish You The Merriest

David Axelrod - Hallelujah

Airforce Broadcast Services - Slide Whistle And Pop

Airforce Broadcast Services - Ho, Ho

[jackharloww]

Maybe you could write about a maternity photo shoot. I don’t think I’ve seen that done on here

Photo shoots

"Urban is here any minute now," Jack yelled out from the living room. You were currently in your room, finishing the last touches on your makeup, careful not to get anything on your dress. You were wearing a beautiful long, puffy white dress with puffy sleeves that fit perfectly over your big bump along with a pair of flats.

"Coming," you answered him and got down to where Jack and Grace were waiting for you. Grace was wearing a dress in the same color as yours, and Jack had fixed her hair into two piggy tails with bows on them. She looked so cute you just wanted to pinch her cheeks. “Mama you are pretty” Grace giggled and ran up to you, kissing your bump, just like she’d seen Jack do multiple times. “You are the prettiest, my princess” you cooed and bend down to kiss her on the head.

You had finally found the perfect day to do a maternity photoshoot for the second baby. You've had to re-schedule two times before, but now it was finally time.

"you look beautiful" Jack looked at you with loving eyes, looking at you up and down. You gave him a smile, his compliments never failed to make you blush, and he loved that he still had this effect on you.

"You too" you two shared a loving kiss, before Jack got a message from Urban, informing you that he was outside. Jack got out and installed Grace car seat before calling you both out. He helped you into the car while Urban picked Grace up and buckled her into her seat.

“Uncle Urby, can I help take photos” Grace asked him with anticipation in her eyes.

“You want that?” He asked her, receiving eager nods from her. He laughed before saying “then you’re my little helper today, deal?” He pulled out his hand for her to shake. “Deal” they shook hands and Urban got back to the driver seat, driving to the destination. Urban had found a beautiful location surrounded by green fields and wildflowers. You all got out of the car and Grace immediately ran to the big field, jumping and spinning around. Jack ran after her and picked her up and spun her around. Their laughs making your heart burst in joy. You stared at them for a little to long and felt your eyes get watery.

“Hey, you alright? Urban noticed you drying your eyes and became worried, but quickly relaxed when he saw the big smile on your face.

“Yeah, I’m just so happy” you laughed

“Well, for now, let’s use smiles for happy instead” Urban laughed at you “come on, we can start with your pictures”. Urban directed you to where he wanted you to stand and started to take pictures. Jack and Grace stood behind the camera, watching you.

You posed for the camera, following Urban's instructions. Your baby bump was prominently on display. Jack couldn't help but feel a sense of awe as he looked at you, knowing that you were carrying his second child, and how graceful you looked doing it. Urban took a few pictures of you, and wanted one or two with only you and Jack before taking the family pictures.

“Okay, Jack get in there, Grace you wanna help me?” Urban said and as Jack walked up to you, Grace stood next to Urban ready to help him in any way she could.

Jack pulled you closer to him, putting one hand around your waist and the other on your bump, caressing it like he usually would. “I’m so thankful for you” Jack whispered, staring into your eyes. “I love you” he continued and bent down to kiss you. “I love you too” you whispered back against his lips, trying your best not to cry. Jack was whispering sweet nothings to you and your baby while Urban was taking pictures.

Grace helped Urban take a few pictures with his other camera. “Daddy, kiss mommy now” she said in a sassy directive voice when Urban didn’t say anything. You and Jack tried not to laugh and did as she said. “She’s bossy” Urban commented. “Mhm, just like her mama” Jack winked at you before kissing you again.

“Gracie, come in here” jack held his arms out for her to join the pictures. She handed the camera to Urban and ran up to you both, Jack picking her up. You and Jack couldn’t help but laugh and smile as you held each other close, the excitement and love you had for each other and the new baby was evident in every shot.

“I want to hug baby brother” Grace said and made Jack put her down. She quickly embraced your big bump and placed small kisses on it.

Urban took a lot of different pictures, some of you walking around, some of Grace running around with her dad and a whole lot more. You where so thankful for these memories.

“Mama” Grace said as soon as Urban started driving.

“Yeah?”

“I think baby brother wants some pizza”

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taglist: @hoodharlow , @pianoisland @harlowcomehome , @itsyagirljaz , @neon-lights-and-glitter , @heavyhitterheaux

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Branches whipped by as Penny ascended through the canopy of the Tree, carrying Jaune in her arms. They reached Weiss, Blake, and Yang still in combat with the Cat, who kept summoning falsifications of their friends and enemies. The girls were clearly getting worn down from the constant onslaught.

Jaune: HEY CAT!

The Curious Cat whirled around to see the Rusted Knight Once more, with that annoying Doll that followed him like a lemming

CC: WHY CAN'T YOU STAY D-

Yang: *Punching the Cat in the Face* FUCK YOU!

CC: GGRRRR!

Weiss: JAUNE! YOU'RE ALRIGHT- PENNY?!?

Blake: *Taking out Glass Clones* Less Talk More Fight!

Jaune: *Getting set Down* Penny, We need to get the Cat out of Neo if we want a chance at beating them!

Penny: Understood! I will attempt to Restrain them!

Penny Began Laying Fire out, brilliant Bursts of Green from her swords vaporizing the glass clones, Slowly closing in on NeoCat

Smaller branches had fallen, some being set ablaze and burning rapidly as the Cat focused on taking out the one who had bothered them for so many years, crying over his 'Friends.'

CC: *Raising Claws to strike* I'M TAKING YOU OUT IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

Jaune: *Catching CC's claws* That's Exactly What I'm Planning on!

Jaune Dove Into a pile of fallen branches and leaves, taking the Cat with him.

WBY+P: JAUNE!

NeoCat Coughed, and hacked until the Cat was ejected from Neo, fell to her knees, dazed and confused by what had been happening to her.

The Cat immediately leapt, dodging one of Penny's lasers.

Penny: You are not Getting to Remnant. You three go save Jaune.

CC: None of you are STOPPING ME!

The Curious Cat Grew to their large, bipedal, black-and-white form while WBY ran to get Jaune.

The Cat leapt into the air, interrupting the charge of full-array blast, sending forcing Penny to spiral, spinning the swords in front of her.

She retaliated by bringing the blades around and slashed at the Cat. They dodged backwards, taking a smaller four-sword beam to the face.

Yang: *Grabbing a Dazed Jaune by the shoulders* JAUNE! JAUNE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

Jaune: *Hack! Cough* Wh- *Cough* Why aren't you helping Penny?

Blake: YOU DOVE INTO FIRE!

Weiss: And the Cat's Danger Close to her! I- I'm sorry I knocked you off earlier!

Jaune: You can apologize later! Weiss, Can you box the Cat in?

Weiss: Y-yeah! We are talking about this later though!

Weiss began forming Glyphs around, cutting off routes and slowly making a cage around the Curious Cat, before they leapt at Penny. Yang Threw Blake at the cat, and Dragged them to the ground.

The Brightest, largest beam of a Fully-Charged, Full-Array Blast, that enveloped the Cat.

When it eventually faded, The Cat laid in the burnt crater of the branch serving as the battleground. They had been reduced to their small, Blue and Magenta state, struggling to their paws.

CC: U-Useless ... Stupid ... Beasts ... This-

CRACK!

At the sound of a gunshot, the cat was scattered into powder, shard of bullet and branch spraying up from the ground.

Ruby: I was so Tired of them.

Jaune: Ruby!

Yang: *Rushing to her* RUBY!

Penny: Friend Ruby!

Ruby: Guys- ACK!

Yang: *Hugging Ruby tightly, Crying* Ruby! URby I-I'm sorry- I- I-

Ruby: *Hugging Yang back* No- Yang- I

Yang: *Puling back slightly, cupping ruby's cheeks* Dont- please please PLEASE never do anything like that again-

Ruby: *Beginning to Cry* No Yang, I Won't! I'm Sorry!

Weiss: *Swallows thickly* I'm- I'm glad you and Ruby are Back, Penny.

Penny: I am glad to be back!

Jaune: Ruby was always going to come back.

Weiss: And you!

Jaune: Uh Oh.

Weiss: Don't you Ever- EVER Jump into Fire again!

Jaune: The Fire form the Leaves isn't That hot, and my Aura could take it!

Weiss: Would you have jumped into the fire even if your aura was broke?

Jaune: ... No?

Weiss: ... *Walks over to him, cups his cheeks* Jaune, Don't. Nothing like that ever again, alright?

Jaune: O-Okay. I'll try.

Weiss: Good. *She Kisses him on the cheek* I don't want you to leave us anytime soon. You've come too far to be lost now.

Jaune: *Smiling slightly* Okay Weiss. I'll do that. Hey, Penny-

Penny: Thank you for giving me my Choice. B-Back on the Bridge. It has been ... a very long time, hasn't it? Since then?

Jaune: yeah, But it's ... It's been on my mind a lot.

Penny: Well, I am deeply, truly thankful you did as I asked, and proceeded to take care of some form of myself here in the Ever After.

Penny: I am also unable to apologize enough for *Gestures vaguely, both at him and in general* This. I wish you didn't have to suffer alone with the weight of what happened to me on your shoulders.

Jaune: ... you and me Both Penny. Thanks for thanking me, I guess.

Blake: Hey, Uh, What are we gonna do with her?

Neo Stood at the crater the Cat had been in, glaring at it before realizing attention was on her. She strode to wards the edge of the branch and looked over into the darkness.

Ruby: *Standing up, wiping tears form her eyes and handing a still weeping Yang to Blake* Hey, Neo ... You don't have much to live for do you?

Neo: *Cocks head, Shakes head*

Ruby: Well ... You're pretty strong. We could use your help back home.

Ruby: Going down there means you'll probably lose yourself, especially since you don't want to be yourself.

Ruby: Uh- Roman's last words, before the Griffin got him and the Airship crashed were, to me. Over sending you down.

Ruby: "You want to be a hero? Then play the part and die like every other Huntsman in history! As for me, I'll do what I do best: lie, steal, cheat and survive!"

Ruby: I- Obviously- Everyone Dies. My Mom Did. Penny Did. Pyrrha Did. Roman Did.

Ruby: If you go down there You might not die. You might find yourself, who you really want to be. But you might not remember who you were. You probably won't remember Roman.

Ruby: So come with us. So long as you don't double-cross us, we- won't have problems with you. We're gonna stop Salem, and that means getting Answers from Cinder. We can't kill her, not unless she's actively trying to kill us. Other than that ... We'll just ask you not to be selfish and steal things from poor folks. Other than that, I'll defend your right to be free, and who knows, maybe if you help us stop Salem, you'll be pardoned for your crimes.

Ruby: So ... What do you say.

Neo: *Looks over the edge, looks at Group, staring in question*

Ruby: You want to know what they think?

Neo: *nod*

Yang: You've tried to kill me. You've tried to kill Ruby, and also drove her to what amounts to suicide. I can't just forgive like that ... But ... I trust Ruby, and so long as you don't try anymore stuff, and keep away from me whenever possible, then You can join us. I'll bite my tongue on it.

Blake: Many hands make light work. I wouldn't mind having another person on our side.

Weiss: You have caused a lot of issues, Neo. Keep your hands out of other's pockets and weapons away from other's throats, and I won't complain about you.

Penny: Miss Neo, You are a highly wanted individual, with one of the largest bounties on Remnant. Your life there will always be dangerous, with many, many criminals wanting to put a knife in your back, with many, many people that will refuse to help you.

Penny: Personally, I do not like you either.

Penny: However, Ruby seems to believe you capable of avoiding most further violent crimes, and as such, if she is willing to extend a hand to you, I will back her up as her friend.

Jaune: You hurt me and My Team really badly last we all met. You stole the relic of knowledge from us and have been the worst kind of outside pain. You've helped Cinder and hurt a lot of the people I care about, but ...

Jaune: You're a good fighter. Going just off of my Gut tells me ... Yeah. You'd be a good ally. Not a chance you'll ever be an upstanding citizen, but maybe you won't be the worst.

Neo: *Looks across them all, takes one last glance down the Tree*

Ruby: So, What's your choice?

Neo: *Stares at Ruby, questioning*

Ruby: You're Aimless. If I had to guess, Roman gave you the friend you needed. Someone to believe in, to care about. I'm willing to be that for you. Let's call it an apology to him. I can't replace him, but I can act in his stead.

Neo: *Thinks for a moment, Takes Roman's hat off, studying it*

'Roman': Hey. I think She's Gonna Join you.

The false Roman Looked to Neo, who plucked the feather out of his hat, and handed the cap to him.

'Roman': Thanks. I was missing this. Goodbye Neo.

And 'Roman' Stepped off the Branch, dissolving into the shards that made up the illusion of him.

Neo: *Places Feather on her chest like a brooch, stands a little away from the group*

Then, with one last look to each other, the group walked into the Portal in the Tree. Jaune was made Young again, they learned the truth of the Brothers, the origin of the Ever After, and what will become of Little and Juniper and eventually made it back to 'when' they are needed most.

They looked across the Vacuan Sands, seeing the city in the distance and the swarm of ships in the sky.

They'd made it home. All alive, and in time, Well.

Who knows what will happen next?

~The End~

[vinyl-artwork]

Gil Mellé Quintet with Urbie Green and Tal Farlow, 1953.

Design by Jerome Kuhl.

[omegaremix]

Winter 2013 Mixtape:

Killing Joke “Rapture”

Melvins, The “In The Freaktose The Bugs Are Dying”

Unsane “No Chance”

Dead Banana Ladies “1234”

Excepter “Kill People”

Death Grips “Guillotine”

Crystal Castles “Alice Practice”

Joy Division “Interzone”

How To Destroy Angels “The Loop Closes”

Z’ev “Shake, Rattle, And Roll”

Mika Miko “Capricoronations”

IAMX “I Am Terrified” (Alec Empire RMX)

Cold Cave “Confetti”

CX Kidtronik “Sky Is My Roof”

My Bloody Valentine “Who Sees You”

Killing Joke “Mass”

Captain Sensible & The Softies “Jet Boy Jet Girl”

Siouxie Sioux & The Banshees “Dear Prudence”

No Age “Every Artist Needs A Tragedy”

Ice “Flood”

Donny McCaslin “Alpha & Omega”

Death Grips “Takyon”

Fall, The “Mollusc In Tyrol” (live)

CX Kidtronik “Let’s Go Krazy” (Atari Teenage Riot RMX)

Sonic Youth “Tuck N’ Dar”

Slowdive “Catch The Breeze”

IO Echo “Carnation”

Prurient “There Are Still Secrets”

Tying Tiffany “Slow Motion” (Nic Endo RMX)

Head Of David “Newly Shaven Saint”

James Chance & The Contortionists “Bedroom Athelete”

Terawrizt “Don’t Forget”

Cut Hands “Black Mamba”

Alec Empire “New Man”

Mogwai “Letters To The Metro” (Zombi RMX)

Killing Joke Extremities, Dirt, And Various Repressed Emotions

Nujabes “Latitude” (RMX)

Laura Nyro “Buy And Sell”

Cut Hands “Stabbers Conspiracy”

Guitar Wolf “Jet Virus”

NxFxTxEx “Tanz Der Idioten”

Smiths, The “How Soon Is Now”

Damned, The “1 Of The 2”

Killing Joke “Jana” (Youth RMX)

Glass Candy “Warm In The Winter”

Bug, The “Catch A Fire”

Shonen Knife “When You Sleep”

Dot Allison “I Think I Love You”

Dead Boys, The “Sonic Reducer”

Christoph De Babalon “Traumspiel”

Consumer Electronics “Hand To Mouth (Barely Visible)”

Ramleh “Gibbering Wreck”

Les Ralizes Denudes “Dream” (live)

Skullflower “Diamond Bullet”

Tre Lux “Lever Let Me Down Again”

Ash Pool “Sin Of Life”

Laughing Hyenas “I Want You Right Now” (live)

Dead Banana Ladies “Girls Gone Wild”

Urbie Green “Mertensia”

This Will Destroy You “Little Smoke”

Prince Rama “Welcome To The Now Age”

Bug, The “Skeng”

NxFxTxEx “Some Stuff”

Killing Joke “Democracy”

Raveonettes, The “Ali Walk With Me” (Nic Endo RMX)

Bomb Squad “Riot Riot”

Sonic Youth “Santa Doesn’t Cop Out On Dope”

Merzbow “Silent Night”

Some Girls “He’s On Drugs Again”

Silver Daggers “Real Neat Flag”

Crystal Castles “Pap Smear”

Jesu “Christmas”

Atari Teenage Riot “Collapse Of History”

[vanwritesfan-fiction]

A Fashion Statement

Inspired by the craze that Jack created with his bonnet look this weekend. Brooklyn is 2Yr Old in this fic.

“What’s the hold up, babies?” Jack asked as he walked into Brooklyn’s room to find you on the floor with your child trying to get her to hold still while you did her hair. As soon as she saw Jack, she ran up to him, tucking her head in the crook of his neck when he picked her up. He wiped her tears with the hem of his shirt and gave her a kiss on the forehead. You just let out a huff, and gathered up the barrettes that were splayed over the floor. “We’re supposed to leave for the soccer game, Urban will be here any minute.” Jack watched you walk around the room. “Well, if your daughter doesn’t let me do her hair, you won’t be going anywhere.” Brooklyn pulled at the silk bonnet that was still on her head from the previous night. “No do hair, Mama.” Jack chuckled, putting Brooklyn down. “You heard her mama, no do hair. Why can’t she just go like that?”

You looked at your daughter who was wearing a bright pink Little Mermaid t-shirt, bright green leggings, holding purple vans in her hand, her look completed with a too big black silk bonnet. “You’re kidding right?” You narrowed your eyes at your husband, annoyed that he had even suggested that. He kneeled down to help Brooklyn put on her shoes. “What’s the problem? We’re going to a soccer game. It doesn’t matter what she looks like.” You just scoffed, leaving the room. He picked Brooklyn up and followed you into the bedroom. “Jack, the minute you step into the stadium, there will be cameras all over you. I’m not going to have my daughter caught in pictures looking like she got dressed in the dark. The internet is going to crucify me.” You stood with your hands on your hips. “To add to that, when people see that bonnet, they’re going to think her mother, a BLACK WOMAN, doesn’t know how to take care of her hair.” Jack held his hands up, backing up. “Ok, I get it. I’ve got an idea.”

Jack disappeared into the bathroom, and shortly after you heard Jack rummaging through your beauty drawers. He reemerged with one of your silk bonnets covering his curls. You immediately burst out laughing, Brooklyn giggling at the sight of her daddy. “You look like a sexy chef”, you finally spoke once you could stop laughing. “Very funny. Now people will be talking about me, and they won’t even notice, B.” You lifted up on your toes to give Jack a kiss on the lips. “I can’t wait to read what people say about you on Twitter.” You patted him on his chest. “Alright, B, let’s go. Uncle Urby is waiting for us in the driveway.” Brooklyn ran up to her dad. “Daddy, we match!” She was grinning ear to ear, excited that she looked like her best friend.

Jack loaded Brooklyn into the car. Urban installed a car seat in his car just for her, so he could take her whenever you or Jack were busy. He looked back at the sight of Brooklyn’s outfit, and Jack’s matching bonnet. “Why didn’t Ya’ll tell me we were matching?” Jack just rolled his eyes. “Don’t ask, man.” Urban reached over Jack to open the glove compartment, pulling out his own bright purple bonnet, tucking his hair underneath the band. “Alright now we’re ready to go.”