#Usidore the wizard

[aktheloreidiot]

Magic Tavern in Miitopia

[socialtomcat]

okay i need a billion episodes of Spintax and Usidore parenting advice podcast talking about raising their beautiful baby girl Phone <3

[epallogo]

EP: 6 Genre: Podcast

"Hello From the Magic Tavern" By Arnie Niekamp

Ok ok ok guys I know this isn't my usual songs that I post, but let me tell you, I love this podcast. It's funny, it's witty, it's quick, it shocks you, and there's just so much to unpack each episode. Between the jokes and the mythical world this podcast keeps me entertained and always wanting for more.

The audio clip up above is NOT from the podcast itself. It's just all I can link up to with tumblr. You can find the podcast on all sorts of media platforms, but I definitely recommend listening to an episode.

[happygirl-randoms]

Shadow wizard money gang

[morning-357]

anyone else picture usidore as the shame wizard from big mouth?

Usidore when he wanting to defeat the dark lord is ugnored by Arnie and Chunt

im actually not a fan of big mouth but ive seen it. the voice just fits the face. idky.

[nono-bunny]

Wait do the HFTMT wizards correspond with the seven deadly sins on purpose or is it just pure coincidence because like. There are seven named wizards with known domains, and. They all kinda fit into the pattern? (Eunice is named and has a color but we don't know her domain afaik so she doesn't really count for this)

Usidore- pride, kinda obvious, he's known for being way less competent than his self confidence and Foon-wide reputation would imply

Spintax- greed, fucker just. Keeps doing major stuff, also didn't he like??? Get rich on earth or something? Idk haven't listened to any of the premium content unfortunately but from what I know and recall that definitely suits him

Jyn'Leeviyah- lust, even though her fucking everything isn't so much out of lust but because it is her role, she's still. Very horny lmao

Telephys- envy, a difficult one to place since we know so little about him but he's like. Literally the wizard of life and death and is also canonically one of only two on this list to actually die at some point. Him being mentioned so little despite seemingly being really competent and important just makes me feel like he would be kinda bitter about how little recognition he got, and then how he fucking died for no reason because Usidore was messing around. He wouldn't be mad because his domain IS life and death after all, but. Usidore really did end up overshadowing him when he died and came back to life and also with how many people he killed and saved. Also to add salt to injury one of Usidore's biggest enemies being a well known necromancer GOTTA hurt. Usidore is kinda everything he might have been known for if he wasn't in the picture, and I'd imagine he just wishes to have what Usidore does.

Jamillious- gluttony, fairly simple since he rules over feast and famine!

Can- wrath, god the way the Cans get absolutely furious about their collective murder by Chunt is definitely a defining moment for them in my eyes. Also I am a believer to the Arnie-> Can -> Dark Lord theory so that also checks out there

Blorth- sloth, he has literally been in a depressed self imposed isolation for forever (mood tbh) and has no motivation to do anything and is neglecting all of his duties. The dude is just mad tired (and also honestly probably really needs a therapist lol)

[sbnkalny]

You fool! he's a lying murderer! to gain control of the stern banks, the danube enters a region of singular loneliness and desolation, Where its Waters spread away on all fours and biting on his way, Gash gave him her gold watch

vamp

[funkypantaloons]

wizards are so fucking sexy

[hellofromthemagictournament]

Round 1 Part 1

PROPAGANDA:

Arnie Niekamp:

Arnie fell through a portal behind a burger king to the magical land of Foon where he records this podcast which he uploads using a faint wifi signal from the burger king. He recently also became the greatest warrior in all of Foon.

Can:

Caneficent Dewspring, Master of Space and Time, Headmaster of the Jizzlenob Preparatory School for Young Wizards; the Elves did know him as Cannigan the Everliving, the Elves do know him as Candle Dewspice, the Elves will know him as Candy Crowley; the Dwarfs did know him as Canned Heat, the Dwarfs do know him as Canticle Lebowitz, and the Dwarfs will know him as Canban Scrummaster.

[reblog-house]

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[lowdowndandy]

All you wizards are really missing out on my favorite Wizard: Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas, known to the elves as Fi’ang Yalok, known to the dwarfs as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, and known known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar (The Blue)

[socialtomcat]

chunt: one time i saw a bird-

usidore: *excited gasp*

[moralorelconfessions]

I have this strange spin off idea where Ms. Secondopinionson is a spy in her own organization known as “The Sin Busters”. She is accompanied by Tina Trophywife (trying to get her revenge on clay puppington for causing his twin sister’s murder), a boy nicknamed Usidore (I saw him in a Vimeo animation reel) who is a wizard wannabe, and Ms. Fakey (she is like the one who also wishes revenge on her husband, and kinda like a Faye Valentine in style). Who knows, someday I’ll share more…

[silly-name-tourney]

Silly Name Tournament General Prelims #8

*Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas. The elves know [them] as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And [they are] also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.

top 3 get in!

[sbnkalny]

I wish to rule The realm of Coldharbour in Oblivion is Coldharbour