#they all have issues

[criminalmindsfanantic]

POV: Strauss sends the BAU to see a doctor about their caffeine consumption

Doctor: the amount of coffee you drink is excessive

Hotch *casually sipping from the thermos he brought with him*: i believe the word you’re looking for is ‘necessary’

Rossi *too tired to process what the doctor said bc he hasn’t had his coffee yet*: it’s pronounced ‘espresso’, there’s no x and it’s different than coffee

Emily *has been running purely on caffeine for the last 72 hours*: i am making caffeine my bitch and it’s working, leave me alone

part 1/?

[http-paprika]

Y/N: Open up

Soap: *starts talking about his shitty life*

Y/N: No! Open the fucking door-

[deadgirlrolling]

Playstation all stars battle royale quotes.

Mael Radec: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Sir Daniel : ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Mael Radec: No.

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Nathan drake: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Jak , narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Sly : *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Nathan : Sly , what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Mael : Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Sir Daniel : Is that a picture of you?

Mael : Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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PaRappa: Spike ! This soup is flaccid!

Spike : LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Coal , about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?

Raiden : I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!

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Dante : *is throwing stones at Nariko's window*

Nariko: You have a phone for a reason, Dante !

*THUD*

Nariko: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

[redhoodswife]

I was talking about the batfam the other day and someone said that the rodins don't have a messed up life. Like are you for real?! All of them have died before, two haad to live with the league of assassians, most of them have dead parents and have killed people. Dick Grayson has been sexually assaulted and beat the Joker to death for killing his brother. Jason Todd is literaly know as Bruce's biggest failure/mistake and was raised on the street and sold out to the Joker by his drug addict mother. Tim Drake has a more fucked up sleep schedule than Bruce wayne, aka Batman! Damian Wayne is a 10 year old murder who was taught that feelings are weak and had to climb mountains with a broken hand at the age of three!

[friendshipgamer13]

Therapist if the wings of fire characters exist in real life:

[gh05tb0y]

Stu: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right Billy: Looking right because you left Randy: Looking up cause you let me down Sidney: Looking down cause you fucked up Tatum: What is wrong with you guys

[thebrownssociety]

For Pepé Le Pew, Wile E. Coyote, and Roadrunner, please

2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on

16. Deepest darkest secret they won’t even admit to themselves

18. What they’d go to see a therapist about

34. How they react when they are feeling angry

37. What they really think about themselves

2: A canon or headcanon hill I will die on

Wile.E - Despite being a Toon he's not massively keen on kids. It's because they're quite spontaneous and Wile.E finds that stressful to deal with. There's a reason he teaches at university/college level.

He's very good with his own son, I should point out. Calamity. And he's very good with his nephew Lil Beaper. He understands the pair of them well and it helps that they're both very intelligent. Also it helps that Calamity lives with him and Lil Beaper sees him practically every few days, so they're very used to him.

Since having Calamity he's read a lot of parenting books and tries to follow their instructions. Obviously that doesn't always work though, which inevitably gets Wile.E frustrated. Over the years though - and with help, support and guidance from Roadie, Scratchansniff and the rest of the LT's - he's gotten more confident. Also helps that Toons in general have a culture that's very much 'it takes a village to raise a child' mentality.

Pepe - He's a coffee drinker, not a tea drinker. He HATES tea with a passion and, if he has to drink it to be polite, will either find a plant to subtlety throw it into or let it go cold, then say it's 'undrinkable' and throw it away.

With the invention of Microwaves that's scuppered his plans a bit, as the host will sometimes say. 'Would you like me to heat it up for you?'

So Pepe has to go. "Oh...non. It'z fine. I'll do it." And then he's got to find a way to accidently-on-purpose throw it away. The other LT's know he doesn't drink tea though, so it's only some of the Disney Tunes that try to serve it him.

Roadrunner - He's really good with kids. All kids. They love him and like to follow him round and ride on his back. [This is for kids under 5, I should point out.] Baby's reach out for him, toddlers try and hug him [and sometimes pluck him, depending on how motor-controlled they are] and he's got a long line of kids that he babysits. It's a good way to make money when not filming.

As you might imagine he's really good with his own kid - Lil Beaper - and his nephew [Calamity.] Although as they've got older they now think he's embarrassing and try to distance themselves from him. [Watching your dad/uncle give random kids piggy-backs is embarrassing once you hit 13, apparently.]

16. Deepest darkest secret they won’t even admit to themselves

Wile.E - He's convinced he isn't really clever. Sure he can speak multiple languages, invent things that most others wouldn't even consider to be possible and is actually a teacher, but there's always other people better than him. He's really hard on himself and covers it up with a smug exterior. It cracks occasionally - especially in moments of high stress - but he pulls himself back together easily and most Toons just think it's a strange glitch. He tries to push it down because if he thinks about it to much he gets depressed and anxious.

Pepe - He wishes he fought in the war. He's seen the effects it's had on the other toons and feels a bit useless because he can never properly understand what they went through and so when they freak out or have a severe flashback or something, he has no idea what to do. Obviously he's not going to voice this because he knows it sounds insane.

Roadrunner - He's actually really open with himself and doesn't really have secrets. The main thing he's worried about that he won't voice is that Wile.E will die via blowing himself up or something. It's hard for most toons to discuss death because - they're toons, they're not going to die. Not that there's any evidence that they don't just have long life spans...ok that's enough thoughts for now. Let's go for a run. [He runs a lot to take his mind of his dark thoughts]

18. What they’d go to see a therapist about

Wile.E - He sees Scratchansniff about his anxiety and feelings of being inferior. They've made progress actually and Wile.E has a couple of strategies now for dealing with this. Writing down his feelings and keeping a log of inventions that have worked and haven't to refer back to and why. Contrary to what is shown on screen most of his inventions DO work.

Pepe - He sees Scratchansniff about his feelings regarding his stink and his being dropped from the show. He's developed depression over the years and has been issued Toon Medication for him to help fight it.

Roadrunner - Roadie doesn't really see a therapist. If anything he's someone that over people end up confiding in because he's sometimes seen as not being very intelligent because he doesn't really talk. So other toons that aren't the Looney Tunes sometimes just rant at him or want to talk to him about something. He kinda falls into those situations though. He runs through Toon World and has met nearly every Toon in the world, if only briefly.

He does sometimes wonder if he should see Scratchansniff about his fear of Wile.E dying, but always talks himself out of it.

34. How they react when they are feeling angry

Wile.E - He'll go away and plan inventions to kill them with. He's got a notepad that he calls his 'Murder-Pad' [Please change the name Wile.E, Roadie says. He doesn't.] filled with ideas that he will never actually make a reality, but he likes to look at them and remind himself that he COULD make them if he wanted to. He's also a ranter and will find someone he trusts [usually Roadie. Sometimes Sylvester or Speedy if Roadie's not about.] and rant at them for ages.

Pepe - He'll either deliberately activate his stink so whatever's annoying him goes away or he'll remove himself from the room to calm down. He likes time to himself to calm down - other people being around just aggravates him further normally. [Penelope is a bit of an exception but even she leaves him alone if he's REALLY angry] Thing about Pepe though is he's quite calm and hard to annoy, so if he IS annoyed something major has occurred.

Roadrunner - Goes for a run. Literally outrunning his problems. He doesn't really yell or shout, but will occasionally burst into a rhyme-rant [literally rants in rhyme]. Occasionally if he's in the rare position of wanting to get someone away from himself or someone he cares about he will kick out with one of his legs and that tends to ward them off.

37. . What they really think about themselves

Wile.E - See 16.

Pepe - He thinks he's an outdated Toon who clinging onto the success of the Looney Tunes as a whole rather than him individually. He's also thinks other Toons won't see past his stink and it's part of the reason why he doesn't really socialise out of the Warner Brothers circle.

Roadrunner - He does wonder if he's trying hard enough to be sociable and friendly with toons other than Wile.E. He thinks he's a little bit shyer than other Toons would say he is. He also thinks he's not a good enough brother to Wile.E [they were created on the same date, so technically considered 'twins' by Toon standards] despite the fact that he often goes up and beyond to help Wile.E out and the coyote himself has said that Road Runner is the best brother he could ever ask for.

[lore-olympus-saga]

Loki: That’s not a good thing you know that?

(Loki is a friend. Not a good or bad one, but you know... A friend. xD)

[morning-357]

anyone else picture usidore as the shame wizard from big mouth?

Usidore when he wanting to defeat the dark lord is ugnored by Arnie and Chunt

im actually not a fan of big mouth but ive seen it. the voice just fits the face. idky.

[crossaik]

sum recent oc sketches. not all of the characters belong to me! x)

[solarwreathe]

let’s not talk about this, ever

[kirby-the-gorb]

[reddnpinkepiphanyz]

Made some doodles! The pink one Is fawn, the green one is Levi, the yellow one is Addy, and the orange one is Theo. I love them all so so much.

[affableboar-zero]

Going to sleep having to pretend you didn't just have the most life altering, jaw dropping, cinematic session of D&D in your life, and you're just expected to continue on with your life

[asterwild]

PENGUINS. all of them!

(not precisely to scale, but close)

[nerdpoe]

Lucius Fox is in the drive thru for some coffee, and like. He's just. He's had a time, okay?

He's stuck on some equations in regard to the amount of torsion a joint would go through if it's half in his dimension and half in another, and it's driving him up a wall.

He's been up for like forty-eight hours, he's tired, he's thirsty, he just wants a coffee, and also how to solve this dilemma.

He doesn't expect the barista in the drive-thru he's ranting about the engineering issues to actually provide decent feedback, and give him a few alternatives.

So he rushes to the pick-up window, not even caring to order, to look at this godsend of a barista.

It's a scrawny kid with black hair and blue eyes, looking startled. Boy can't be more than eighteen.

He asks what college the kid is going to, or plans to go to.

To his absolute horror, the kid-Danny, according to the nametag-says he can't afford college. That he'd had a stint in highschool where he just hadn't been able to focus, and his parents had spent every penny they had on their own inventions.

So that was why he was a barista; because if he worked there for four years, they would offer tuition assistance.

Which.

No. No no no no no.

Lucius pulls around to march into the store, Bruce Motherfucking Wayne already blearily on his phone.

He is getting this kid, and any friend of his, into college.

If Bruce won't foot the bill, he will.