#Vacation Properties

[sintice]

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[teddyworrell]

Palm Desert Vacation Properties, a subsidiary of iTrip Vacations®, is owned by Boris and Alena Stark. The couple has a combined 25 years of experience in hospitality, property management and vacation rentals.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is an Airbnb type property that's for sale. There are 3 buildings with different themes and it's located in Hurricane, Utah. The quarters have a total of 8 bds, 8ba, and the whole thing is for sale for $1.890M.

Building #3's theme is like Roswell's Hangar 51 and has a cool space ship in the living room. It's the largest accommodation with 5 suites and 5 baths.

From here we can see the setup of the room.

There's a video game and a large square table in the dining area. I imagine that you're buying the whole business with the furnishings.

This particular building can accommodate a large group. The sectional sofa is huge. Note the blue chute on the left, and is that a cow up by the roof on the upper left?

Next to the chute are 2 aliens in containers.

There's a gamer's setup in the spaceship.

One of the bedrooms with an en-suite bath.

This bedroom accommodates at least 4 people in bunk beds. It also has an en-suite shower room.

There's a small room that opens to a patio.

Climb the stairs to a fun platform and there's a tunnel.

The tunnel comes out in this room that overlooks the first floor.

3rd bd has about 4 bunks and there seems to be a bathroom sink in the room, too.

Each building has its own pool.

Building #2 is a log cabin with a rustic theme. It has 3bds, 1ba and a kitchen.

Also has a dining area.

Bd. #1 is a little tight.

It has a small bath.

This pool has a volley ball net.

And, this is Bldg. #3, the studio apt.

The studio apts. private yard and pool.

[rosalesbeausderholle]

People would call you communist for this (lol) but the solution for the housing crisis we have all over is to set a minimum and maximum price per square meter that you can rent/sell a place for and that maximum price per meter should be adjusted so that it never exceeds a specific reasonable percentage of local salaries. Also, governments should be tougher on places not being fit to rent. No, you shouldn't be able to rent anything less than 45m² as 'a flat', that's either a room or a storage unit.

[yells-of-the-not-so-danged]

Batman: Gotham War was pretty BAD, but at least we got:

A cool scarecrow

a heartbreaking hug

fashion ✨

Scarface robin 💖💖💖

and the worst Jason face I've ever seen!

all for the low low price of the most poorly written batman I've ever encountered (tho granted i am new-ish to modern comics batman)

(spoilers below, also my descent into insanity)

HOW THE HELL DID THE BANK GET A HOLD OF THE MANOR, DID HIS PARENTS NOT PAY THE MORTGAGE??? EVEN THO THEY'RE *RICH*???????? IS THIS SET UP (poorly because it makes zero sense) IN ONE OF THE EARLIER COMICS??

WHY DID BRUCE-MAN BAT-WAYNE, THE AMN WHO IS AS INFINITELY RICH AS THE WRITERS WANT, NOT THINK, "OH! I'll JUST SET UP A FOUNDATION THAT SPECIFICALLY CATERS TO THE PEOPLE WHO FIND THEMSELVES IN HENCHMEN POSITIONS! I CAN, SINCE I'M BRUCE FUCKING WAYNE, SET UP A PROGRAM WHERE IF THEY ATTENDED SOME CLASSES TO TEACH THEM VALUABLE TRADES THEY CAN RECEIVE SPECIAL WELLNESS CHECKS SO THEY CAN SURVIVE UNTIL THEY CAN GET AN HONEST JOB! THE GOVERNMENT MAY EVEN DECIDE TO HELP FUND IT IF I PHRASE IT LIKE THAT!"

... some writers really do just want to write batman punching people, huh...

(edit: I'm adding more now that i've had a few more minuets to just... let it all sink in...)

LOCK BRUCE UP IN ARKHAM FOR BS HE DID TO JASON HOLY SHIT

CALL CPS FOR DAMIEN BECAUSE YOU KNOW FOR A FACT BRUCE HADN'T BEEN TAKING CARE OF HIM IF DAMIEN FALLOWED HIM HOME

DID HE REALLY JUST MAKE DICK THE DAD NOW??? HELLO??? CPS??? ANY MILDLY SANE THERAPIST??? PLEASE HELP???

also, what is Selina gonna do now?? am i really going to keep reading modern batman comics to find out???

OH GOD I HAVE EVEN MORE TO SAY

BRUCE IS UPSET AT SELINA'S PLAN OF STEALING FROM THE RICH BECAUSE STEALING IS A CRIME AND (most importantly!)

HIS PARENTS WERE RICH!!!!!

i am not being hyperbolic when i say i am screeming. I quite literally am, or was, because this. is. insane. and the more i think about all this the more confused and upset i get because WHAT??? WHAAAAT???? HUHH? WHAT????! I AM GOING FERAL

(please tell me the writers will pull bat-mite out their ass to retcon all this shit please [lease plzzzz )

(who the hell green lit this shit??? is it supposed to be absolutely insane??? is that the arc going on right now????)

WHY was the Vandal Savage plot line needed??? The rogues would have teamed up eventually, they did not need Savage to coordinate that and there could have still been a mole in Selina's crew. Then when the rogues finaly strike the Bats and the Cats could have worked together and then finaly talked things out ( if this was writen by a sane person)

also they kill Ra's Al Ghul of screen?? is he dead for good?? explain??

the more and more i think of this the more unwell i get.

[inspector-montoya-fox]

this post was initially gonna be like a lazy rant about how the Klaww Gang's team dynamics suck ass but the more i wrote the more i realised there's so much to discuss. so today let's discuss how the Klaww Gang's team dynamics suck ass but not on like surface-level y'know?

i'm not even sure if the Klaww Gang qualifies as an actual gang because they barely even acknowledge each other? their interactions are very scarce. off the top of my head we get Rajan's party which they all attend apart from Dimitri (Dimitri attending Rajan's party would be so bizarre btw) and Jean Bison's phone call with Arpeggio. these are things friends do so maybe they should be the Klaww Friends ? i mean they have the sinister-looking conference room but we never see them hold a meeting there. moreover, they all act out of pure self-interest. they each got a Clockwerk part and just went on to do their own thing like counterfeit, drug production, etc. i mean what's even the point of forming a gang if their goal was to just split Clockwerk parts and then disband? did they have any other operations in the works? Arpeggio was planning on double-crossing the rest of the members anyway and he needed them to actually have the parts for his plan to come to fruition but still seems a bit pointless.

interesting question: how exactly did the Cairo Museum heist go down? was it like a group activity or pulled off by a single member? or did Arpeggio have Neyla break in and take them? because i can't imagine the Klaww Gang members coming together like an Ocean's movie to steal a bunch of robot owl parts? in fact, i can't imagine any of them stealing in the traditional like robber kinda way. with the exception of Bison and maybe Arpeggio, they're all shown to have some sort of prestige in their own part of the world: Dimitri was an established artist and nightclub owner and as shown in the comics hanged out with elitist socialites; the Contessa was a high-ranking Interpol officer; Rajan threw a lavish ball with hundreds of guests. like i wouldn't be surprised if the Klaww Gang members had institutional power. maybe they just bribed the museum to give them the parts?

and then there's the fact that they were a complete failure. i can't help but compare them to the Fiendish Five, who, let's admit it, won. they "won" in the sense that they achieved their goal. it's not like anyone stopped them. sure, Sly whooped their ass years later but they still killed ConnEr and split the Thievius Raccoonus. they went on with their lives until Sly grew up. like the first game is very much a revenge story. the Klaww Gang? not so much. the game takes place right after the Cairo Museum heist so all their scheming and plans could only take place for like maybe a couple of months max. and let's not forget they were also tricked by Neyla. flops.

i'm not sure why but i also think the Fiendish Five can evade the criticisms highlighted above even though they were also a bunch of strangers? Clockwerk was a much more menacing boss than Arpeggio (if Arpeggio can even be considered a boss. more like a final member), like i don't think anyone from the Fiendish Five would dare question his plan or motivations. but also, i think there was an underlining sense of camaraderie when each of them warned us about the next one post-bossfight, like at least some respect. i can't say the same for the Klaww Gang, like i can't even imagine the Contessa, Jean Bison and Dimitri interacting with each other (and now i suddenly can't think of anything i need more in my life). Clockwerk feels like the Fiendish Five's employer and he brought them together to pull off something kinda sacred like continuing the cycle of raccoon murders. basically they got together and did a thing and that was it like they just casually went on with their lives after that. Clockwerk was immortal, for all we know and as i have previously theorised there could have been previous iterations of the Fiendish Five throughout history. just baddies recruited by Clockwerk to help him take down the Coopers.

so yea. the Klaww Gang very much sucked ass but !!! i think it was for the better. even if i compared them to the Fiendish Five, i feel like SP wanted to set the expectations by making it seem like we were going to receive something similar just to then have things go down very differently. the Klaww Gang is different because its members (were under the illusion that they) were autonomous. they weren't let in on the big picture (What is this with clocks, bro? Have you no vision?) and they all thought they were the gang's top dog. this made for something very different, especially when you throw Neyla and outlawed Carmelita into the mix. but their team dynamics still sucked ass.

[insert-neologism]

anyways fav yellowjackets headcanon: there was a town near the cabin like. 10 kilometers farther but they just never saw it bc

1. all of them r nearsighted. or smth

2. they got enough other shit going on (being teenage girls)

3. thry just arent that attentive (tied to 2.)

4. they jsut never looked in that direction (yass)

[skrunksthatwunk]

kiryu and majima shoulda had a vegas wedding in the 90s and that's why they're Like That. they got a vegas divorce too btw

[shadow0-1]

Phillip chuckles and slows Caliber to a stop. “Professional snowboarder? You any good?”

“I like to think I am,” Jackie leans on the fence surrounding the arena, watching as Phillip’s lips curl into a smile.

“Well, dunno what you’re doin’ down here. Don’t get much snow ‘round these parts.”

A shrug and a grin. “Off season. Decided to go on a little road trip.”

[imaginedreamwrite]

How about an introverted reader who is chill at the thought of being away from society? She's studying programming/coding and does digital art for extra income, generally jobs that will let her work from home.

Cabin in the woods? Isolation? A mythical beast of a husband? Hell, all she needs is good wifi and she'll be marching into her home ahead of him!

As for the guy to pair up with... I was thinking Weresnow leopard!Curtis or werewolf!Bucky. Selkie!Jake could work as well...

All this particular reader has to hear is "weeklong vacation away from other people" and she is completely sold

This reader is a fan of fairytales and Grimm’s books, she inflicts that into her digital art—and you can’t tell me she doesn’t have a chase kink

Introverted though she is, the idea of being set loose in the woods to be chased by weresnowleopard!Curtis is all she needs

[gctchell]

lilith going, "it's not enough for them to be in the water, my babies need to Be in the water" and taking her babies to Envy for like a month to acclimate them to being underwater. doing this at least twice a year, ironically aligning with earth's summer months.

[pestiwit]

Intrigued with how he’s framed this. It’s true and I NEVER thought about it ngl

I have thought a LOT about how stories have endings while real life does not. We get to enjoy our happy ‘endings.’ Or grieve our tragic ones. I haven’t.... thought about every story like RGB says though. That’s interesting.

But

RGB.

you don’t tell a child this.

ESPECIALLY NOT YOUR CHILD WHO IS A HERO sfhjglsfgsf

I wonder how she will respond.

[dioptre-hertz]

my wife: i don't think you should have to cook dinner since you did so much gardening today. let's get nachos

me: (covered in dust and dirt and dried leaves and fucking shit and garbage) babe am i the hottest person in this Zambrero right now

[vahrutasgrace]

¯`°¤.¸.¤ ¯`°¤.-- ♕ II Mipha and the other Zora are aquatic mammals, much akin to a dolphin that she is based off of. She and the Zora have acute vision both in and out of the water. A Zora's eye is particularly adapted for seeing under water. Mipha, just like a bottlenose dolphin, have a double slit pupil allowing for similar visual acuity in air and water. Their eyes are adapted to mitigate varying light intensities.

Another interesting fact about the Zora's vision is that they have a 300 degree panoramic vision. They can see forwards, backwards, and to the side but they can't see up.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This home in Leavenworth, Washington doesn’t look like much- it’s nice, but you have to see the basement.

The home looks fairly new, doesn’t it?

Maybe they spend most of their time downstairs. Let’s take a look.

It’s a skateboarder’s dream and there’s a living area down here, too. 

There’s also a private ski hill, mountain bike run, and pump track, plus a chalet with a chef’s kitchen on the property. ($729k)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/16871-Lupine-Dr-Leavenworth-WA-98826/2063245613_zpid

[rabbitcruiser]

Halifax was almost completely destroyed by fire on July 11, 1750.