whenever tumblr users are mentioned outside of tumblr, especially in a more formal context such a high production value video essay it’s always super funny and jarring because it’s like “and then tumblr user grand-theft-measles-vaccinations released classified military documents that proved that velveeta cheese caused the death of john f kennedy’ or ‘tumblr user chlamydiahorses exposed dream for lying on his sat’
I tried the Velveeta Oscar Mayer Bacon Shells & Cheese and it was pretty good.
The noodles were firm but soft and the velveeta cheese was creamy while also smooth in texture.
The bacon pieces were really small but I could taste them and these bacon pieces had a light salty bacon taste to it that went well with the creamy cheesy velveeta.
This had a light salt and pepper taste to while also having egg in it.
if you ever hear an old person get nostalgic about "government cheese", they're talking about that time when Ronald Reagan put cocaine in the nation's Velveeta supply so that he could defeat the USSR with an army of Grilled Cheese Super Soldiers