#WELP good and bye 😭

[miraclewoozi]

[ 05:55 ] - c.hs

pair: vernon x fem!reader.  w/c: 2k content: pwp/smut. (MINORS DO NOT HAVE MY CONSENT TO INTERACT). married au. christmas drabble. warnings: swearing. bad jokes/festive innuendoes throughout. smut tags UTC.  notes: yes this is several days late. no i am not taking questions.  notes 2.0: at the time of writing i am stuck in a very grim post-xmas limbo (see: entirely too full of cheese and also regret), however i remain down horrendous for this loser so here we are. enjoy. <3

smut tags: spooning -> forking. fingering, nipple play, talk of spicy dreams incl. a blowjob. piv sex. breeding kink (see: hills i will die on). creampie! cockwarming. it’s all very domestic. barely proof read. please let me know if i have forgotten anything.

Soft lips against the shell of your ear accompany you on your return to the land of the living, several hours earlier than you’d ideally like to be awake and definitely long before the sun decides to make its own face known. Your room is dark and the air is bitterly cold, even wrapped up under your bedsheets, even tangled in the arms of your husband. 

But you don’t need to be able to feel your toes, nor see six feet in front of you to know exactly why you’ve been woken up this early. All you need to be able to do is hear, and there’s certainly nothing wrong with your ears at this ungodly hour. 

“Morning,” Hansol murmurs huskily when your hands place themselves over his, low on your stomach beneath your sleep shirt. “Happy Christmas, baby.”

“Happy Christmas,” you say back, smiling serenely, your brain still fogged with the last wisps of your retreating slumber. The tone of his voice alone is a dead giveaway to what he wants, but you decide to play with him a little first anyway and feign innocence. Lazy mornings like this where neither of you are in a rush to get straight out of bed are a little bit of a treat, so who are you to not indulge him? “Why are you awake?”

It’s no secret that your partner likes to sleep in whenever gets the chance, but with a toddler in the room down the hall and a demanding job that has him leaving home before sunrise, most days, that’s something of a rarity now. He answers you silently, pressing his hips into your backside and you feel him — all of him — thick and hard and warm against the flesh of your ass. Ah. Just as expected. A warm chuckle escapes you and you move to turn over in his arms, but his strong hold traps you in place and you just wiggle back against him instead.

He barely stifles a groan and, still laughing, you roll your eyes.

“S’that a candy cane in your pocket?” You ask, feeling him shuffle down a fraction and rut against the seam of your thighs over and over, quiet grunts betraying the pleasure he tries to conceal. Close enough to feel your core’s heat, yet separated enough from it to only feel more frustrated. “Or are you just happy to see me?”

Hansol laughs despite himself into the smooth skin of your neck, shaking his head. He slides one of his hands up from your stomach to your chest, his warm fingers finding and dragging around one of your nipples with practiced accuracy. 

“You can find out,” he says, feeling goosebumps raise on your skin as the bud hardens under his touch. “If you want.”

“Why don’t you tell me what got you all worked up, first?” You ask. 

Morning wood is one thing, but to make him initiate all this? It must’ve been something really special. He proves you right as he pinches at your nipple, his other hand dipping below the waistband of your pyjama pants, his blunt nails dragging down your belly. You bite your lips to prevent yourself whining. 

So sue you. It’s been a while. 

“Had a dream about you,” Hansol says, peppering kisses down the side of your neck. You arch your back, simultaneously pressing your ass against his clothed cock again and your chest harder against his hand. “You were all dressed up for me. In this pretty little red outfit — you know the… sexy Christmas ones? With the white fur along the skirt?”

You nod, dropping your hand down to where his fingers are stroking, mercilessly slowly, against the cotton of your panties. To where he’s giving you hardly anything. On purpose. You shunt his wrist down a little, feeling him smirk into your skin. Finally though, he starts to thumb over your clit and you gasp appreciatively at the relief. “Oh yeah? And what was I doing?”

“It’s just funny you mentioned candy canes,” he tells you, rubbing at you a little faster. “You were suckin’ on me like I was one.”

You groan a little at his description, feeling your cheeks heat up. Arguably, this shouldn’t be sexy at all, but his rough morning voice and the way his skillful hands are working you up to a soaked, wriggling mess already has you flustered. You’re convinced nobody else in the world could turn a line that corny into auditory foreplay.

Leave it to you to marry the world’s biggest dork.

“All the way back into your throat,” he goes on, finally now slipping past the barrier of your underwear. He dips between your folds, dragging through your arousal before he moves his sickened finger back to your clit. “Dressed so naughty, but I’d have put you on the nice list for sure.”

“Enough with the damn—,” you snort, but your amusement dies and you clench your jaw as he starts to play with your other tit instead. You have to be quiet; you can’t afford for this to end before either of you manage to get off. Not now. But it’s so difficult when he knows your body better than he does his own. “You know she’ll be awake any-… oh.”

“Then get these off,” he whispers. He opens his palm fully then, pushing your thighs apart and pressing just the tips of two of his fingers against your hole. All the while, he fights to try and push your pyjama pants down with his other hand. 

He fails, naturally, but you come to his rescue and slide them down over your hips for him. He joins you again in an effort to kick everything all the way off though, sliding one leg between yours and stamping a little impatiently at your sleepwear with his foot until they’re bunched up at the end of your bed. His boxer shorts, meanwhile, don’t even make it to his knees; as soon as he can pull himself free of their confines, he does, stroking along his length as you open your thighs for him. 

He presses his lips against the curve of your shoulder while he settles into position behind you. Then, it’s just moments before you feel his head dragging through your slick in place of his fingers. 

“Okay?” he asks, lining up with your entrance and pushing forward just enough that you feel the familiar stretch of his intrusion.

“Please,” you nod, grabbing the sheets in an attempt to anchor yourself, to hush the moans he always draws out of you. Hansol slides into your cunt slowly, pressing until his cock is buried all the way inside you, until his hips rest completely against your ass. Your whole body shivers at the feeling. 

He barely moves for a little while, letting himself get used to the sensation of your walls hugging him for the first time in… weeks? Months, even? Too long, is the only real answer. His hand lays over your hip as you relax it and your thighs come back together, making you squeeze a little tighter around him. He fills you up so perfectly, too. So much that you feel warmth creeping to each of your extremities already. So much you can’t keep your mouth closed no matter how hard you try. 

“Missed you,” you sigh, laying your hand on top of his, threading your fingers through the spaces between his own. He brushes his thumb over the side of your hand soothingly. “Missed this.”

“Me too,” he agrees, slowly starting to turn those cute accidental jerks of his hips into real thrusts. But he doesn’t move quickly. Not at all: quite the opposite, even; he fucks into you slow and deep, making sure you feel every inch of him on every single stroke. 

It continues on much the same, but you’re not sure how long for: kissing your shoulders, your neck, the back of your hand when he lifts it up to his lips, breathing hot and heavy on your slowly warming skin. He murmurs sweet little praises. Rolls into you, dragging the tip of his cock against the sweet spot inside once he finds the angle that makes you hiccup your next breaths. He loves you, he makes love to you: quietly and intimately, and you’re so lost in this rarely seen, sweet, needy side to your husband that you barely realise you’re inching closer to your high until he’s the one to tell you you are. 

“Close?” he asks, with a new rough edge to his voice that has nothing to do with the sleep his fantasies woke you both from. It’s not a question, despite the little lift he says the word with. He knows what it feels like. He knows you. 

“Mhm,” you nod, swallowing back another whine as his hand dips between your legs again. “F-… yeah. Just like that—”

“I know, sweetheart,” he hums. “God, m’so lucky to have you. Feels so good.”

Your brain floods with static and it’s a miracle you even hear what he says next. He’s a man of few words (though one of many grunts) in the bedroom, but when Hansol starts getting overwhelmed in his pleasure, he babbles more than anyone you’ve ever met. You do hear him, though. Loud and clear. 

“Gonna put another one in you,” he says, hushed but still undoubtedly desperate. “Wanna give you another baby— oh, you’re gonna look so pretty. Can I? Please—?”

And if his fingertips rubbing tight circles against your puffy clit, or his cock spearing into you with unsteady, shaky movements, or his throaty moans of your name hushed by the skin of your back weren’t enough to get you there? This is. You squeeze your eyes shut and cry around your fist as it hits, as ecstasy pulses through you in waves that never seem to end. 

“Yes,” you gasp in the midst of it all, as he keeps asking — no, keeps begging. “Please, ‘Sol—”

“Fuck,” he groans, then, letting his own high wash over him and he starts to spill ribbons of white into your hot pussy. “You feel so fucking-… ah—”

He squeaks the words out. Right into your ear, fanning hot breaths down your now slightly sweaty neck. Even when he’s spent and stops rocking into your hips, he keeps rambling. “Thank you, shit, thank you—”

You don’t hear him swear much anymore. Not since you had your first baby; the suddenness of it makes you giggle, and the resulting clamp of your walls around his twitching length makes him hiss as he comes down. But he doesn’t pull out of you, even when he starts to soften. You realise after a few seconds what he’s doing, though.  He’s keeping you plugged full of his cum; he’s not going to let any of it go to waste. (You both know it’s starting to dribble out of you down the sides of his length anyway, mixed with your own wetness. Neither of you are too worried about that right now.)

He meant it, then. All of it. Your stomach twists in delight as he taps your waist and you look back at him, an eyebrow raised.

“Make me a promise?” he asks, sweaty forehead pressed into your shoulder, still trying to catch his breath. 

“Anything.”

“Let’s never leave it that long again,” Hansol whines. You can’t help but flutter around him again, this time at the mere thought of him being so desperate to fuck you more often. He lets out a slightly pained laugh, overstimulated.

“I promise,” you agree, feeling all of a sudden like your bones are made of lead. You could fall back asleep like this, quite happily. 

But, you realise with a sigh, someone didn’t take care of the milk and cookies on the kitchen counter before they crawled into bed last night. That’s about to become your problem.

“Good,” he nods. “We’re gonna do this every day ‘til you have another one, okay? Twice. And extra on weekends.”

“Mhm, sure we are.” You laugh, finally now feeling him pull out of you with a kiss to your temple. (Twice a day is his upper limit, and both of you know that. But it doesn’t hurt to play along.) “In that case, I’ll save your special gift for later.”

tysm for reading!!! likes, reblogs, comments & feedback are, as always, super appreciated.<3

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୧ ‧₊˚ 💐⋅ ☆ ➛ You bagged that?

Lando Norris x Fem!Actressreader

Summary: Lando has seen everyone of your movies— from tv shows to random videos, he’s just so updated about you in everything it’s crazy, but what’s more crazy is him spreading that you guys are dating.

Genre: SMAU

Fc: Elle Fanning

Note: There are some grammatical errors to look out for!

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ➛ My Masterlist

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No.1fFan_ Yn is an actual princess, i love her so much😍

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Username8 I’VE SEEN HER IN PERSON, SHE’S SUPER NICE🥰

Landonorris Lucky😢😢

Username9 DHSHUSUWB LANDO😭

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Not_yn I have two sides😚

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Landonorris love all ur sides!

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Annehathaway why is ur comment sec always chaotic

Not_yn even I don’t know😭

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WAG.updates ACTRESS Y/N L/N WERE SEEN KISSING THE KNOWN F1 DRIVER LANDO NORRIS— The couple have been spotted together a few times already.

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Landonorris and they call me crazy🙄

Maxverstappen u still are😑

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Loved this!!

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

S2 ep2- Jhonny watches Danny Phantom!!

i'm making it my mission to go back and format previous jwdp's better sometime soon! anyways, lets get on with the show!! ---

Phantom, fighting a villain: PAULINA!!! RUNNNNNN *paulina runs towards phantom fighting with the danger* phantom, annoyed: No not toward me!!! ---

Not tucker making his AXE body spray 😭😭😭 im so dead WHAT ---

*paulina after a bug bite* “Oh no!! My flawless skin!!”

Wait thanks for the reminder to take my acutane  ---

Danny: Hey dash?? *knocks on bathroom stall* Dash, from inside the stall: i dont feel so good… Danny: yeah, this happens on goolash day *green fog comes out of the stall* Danny: never seen goolash do that!

Ive seen taco bell do that, but never goolash  ---

Jack: BWAHHHH she (jazz) s always been my favorite!!!! *blows into tissues* jack: *gives tissues to danny* here, danny

SAVAGE, MAN!! and not the good way. ---

WHATS THE bertrand pun? 

Ber trand

Bert and 

i feel like im missing key info here... ---

Tucker after danny invades the ghost hospital: Welp, i guess dannys ok! From inside the hospital: AHHHHH” Tucker: … he doesnt necessarily need help!!” From the distance: HELPPPP” Tucker: He doenst need MY help!” a distiinctly danny voice: TUCKER!!!” Tucker: Awww dangit” ---

Danny with the bugs bunny refernce?? I take it back tucker i need danny to marry me  ---

Maddie, after hearing about the ghost hospital: Evryone knows humans cant have ghost powers!! HHAHA!! Anyways, Bye danny! see you at home!!

[batc4t]

RTC OC!

(is it an oc if they technically mention them in the musical-)

THE GUY FROM NOEL'S LAMENT PLAYED BY MISCHA! he is mainly based on the new inner voice choreo where he stays with Noel and their parting is less "Welp good time, that was fun, bye" and more emotional, but he loved monique, and was a struggling actor who bonded with her, but since this is post war france, his dad died in said war, and his mother was raising his little siblings, far from the bustling city in a small town. After his mother also passed away, he had to go back to his siblings, and take care of them, leaving Monique, but since the move was sudden and rushed, and Monique would disappear for days on end because she had a new client, he left without saying goodbye, only leaving a letter in Monique's room confessing his love to her. She however never got the letter, as one of her jealous clients went looking for her in her apartment, and found it first, burning it. The letter was mostly destroyed, only the first few words, "My dearest Monique", remained, which is all Monique could read when she got back. She never knew where her lover went or why he left :(((

i love this so much!! it's actually the sweetest omg 😭

[the-fourchette]

Is Mel really a manipulator ? – part 5 

Episode 6 : Bye bye Heimerdinger

Short analysis

Scene 1

Mel is not happy because Jayce left her alone in his home

He comes back to her and apologises

He informs her about Viktor's impending death

She's not mad anymore because she knows that it's obvious to prioritize a dying friend

He finds solace in her

They talk and she reveals that she was an exiled from her family because she's not up to their standards

Scene 2

Heimerdinger wants to destroy the hexcore, the only hope for Viktor to find a cure

Jayce disagrees, he is mad as hell and stand by his best friend to save him

So he manipulated cornered his colleagues by proposing a unanimous vote to ditch Heimerdinger from the Council

All the councilors are too stunned to speak

But Mel is the first to team up with Jayce

Because Jayce made an eye contact with her to ask her to vote in favor

So she just expresses a phrase of sympathy to Heimerdinger before voting in favor of his retirement

And by the sole force of her raised hand, she telepathically manipulated every other councillor to vote in favor 🙄

Conclusion : I didn't expected it but I believe that Jayce was the one who "manipulated" her 🤣

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Full analysis

Scene 1

1.

Welp, Mel is not happy, Jayce left her alone after that night 

2.

Jayce comes back from his visit to Viktor, he apologises to Mel and explains why he left her.

3.

She immediately stops painting. She sympathizes with Jayce when she learns about Viktor's impending death, and now she’s all ears.

She sends him back to his friend, because fortunately, Mel is not an idiot and she's sane enough to know that he has to prioritise his dying friend. I mean, it really sucked that he left her alone but his best friend was dying, she knows that she can't stay mad. I would have judged him harshly if he didn’t stand by his side immediately.

See, she’s still advising him but as her lover this time, not her business mentor !

By the way, I think that Mel was also immensely pissed because she must have an intense fear of abandonment, as a child of exile.

(OMG is that why she always isolating herself, always alone in her balcony (or with Elora) ? Is that why she only engages with other people for business or politics ? So there is no risk of emotional attachment and no risk of abandonment ? 😢. Basically, Jayce enables her to get out of her comfort zone ?😭 Anyway, I'm digressing)

The way he naturally finds solace in Mel's lap and tenderly kisses her hand, it's so beautiful.

Fun fact : we don't know how Jayce knew about Viktor’s condition that night but I read an analysis and it is highly possible that Mel was the one invited to Jayce's place. (Mel's room has that giant bloody painting hanging over her head). It's so funny and cute, I didn't realize they were this close and confortable before their love story. Also, Jayce is really rich now, good for him 😎. Anyway, maybe a messenger warned Jayce that Viktor was dying and he left urgently.   

4.

Jayce reveals his deepest worries. To Mel, a closed off person, this is new, she’s visibly surprised by Jayce’s honesty and affectionate gestures. She even asks why he’s sharing his troubles to her, of all people. She went from thinking that he was playing her to understanding that this guy already decided to be hers, no question, it's natural to him.

"Nothing feels impossible when I'm with you". This line is important. Basically, Jayce went from being an academy student on the verge of banishment, scorned by the Council to a respected inventor who helped his city shine. And who made that possible ? Who believed in him at his worst ? who fought for him ? Mel.

As for Mel, Jayce keeps looking for her, her advice, her confort. He's shown his gratitude and trust in her. He subtly praised her intelligence, her beauty, her strenght in the previous episodes. Mel needs to hear and feel that, she needs that validation. Her personality and mindset are perceived as flawed and weak according to the Medarda standards. She was exiled for what Jayce admires in her.

They need and complement each other.

5.

Since he's openly vulnerable and trustful, she feels comfortable enough to start opening up to him. She uses her reality to comfort him. It’s a proof of the esteem and love she has for Jayce. They are developping a bond outside of their business, cementing a more intimate and authentic relationship.

And now we finally know that Mel’s background is not pristine, she's been exiled from her family, it's clearly distressing her. She’d rather change the subject and divert attention to Jayce issues’ as if she’s ashamed of hers. Jayce can’t believe that Mel was not up to her family's standards, she’s a model of success to him. 

Conclusion of this scene : 0 % manipulation, 100 % love and compassion 

Bonus : This is my own interpretation but to me the "It's a beautiful painting" line has two purposes

Firstly, it's Jayce being sweet and nice to Mel while being clueless about how important and agonizing this painting is to Mel

Secondly, despite the fandom's strange agreement that he's stupid (I'll never understand why), Jayce is emotionnaly intelligent. You know, when she says that she failed to live up to her family standards, Jayce tells her "I don't believe that for a second, do you ?" and Mel dodges his question and changes the subject.

Althought he can't fathom that she has a low self esteem, he respects Mel's decision to stop opening up about her past, he doesn't push her to confides in him. So instead, he praised her painting, his way to reassure her, to subtly tell her that she's great, she shouldn't feel unworthy. And he stays a little more time by her side.

(I may have not paid attention to Mel's storyline during my first watch, but I'm not going to Iie, her scenes with Jayce were refreshing. I've read multiple times that their love story was boring, underwhelming, forgettable and you know what ? Call it however you want but I enjoyed it so much. There's no angst, their relationship is just there, established. It is also very pleasing to watch them together, they even aesthetically match.

Anyway, they have everything a loving couple should have : love, attraction, respect, trust, chemistry, vulnerabilty, no jealousy, shared goals, hugs, affectionate gestures, emotional talks.... Their scene together are peaceful, I think I needed these little moments in this tragic show.

Besides, their couple is not even the focus of the show nor their characters yet the writers and animators managed to craft their love very smoothly 🥰)

Scene 2

6.

Little summary : Viktor and Jayce were hoping to find a cure thanks to the hexcore. But Heimerdinger, traumatized by magic wants to destroy the only hope to save Viktor, he still deems it too dangerous. Jayce is done, he wants to save his friend, so he refused to listen to the hamster.  He also accused him of being neglectful (shimmer issue, deadly attacks in the city...). The way he was so mad, it's hilarious and very touching.

Anyway, that's how he proposes to get him out of the council. Unanimously. 🤣

7.

Oh how the tables have turned ! Mel has a taste of her own medicine, it’s Jayce’s turn to put her in a tough spot and takes her by surprise. Look at her face and Cassandra’s, I'm crying ! 😂

The vote for Heimerdinger’s retirement is unanimous, so clearly she doesn’t have a choice if she wants to support Jayce. Well, he learnt it from the best, right ?  

Anyway, in retrospect, Heimer was a burden to Mel too, he "belongs to the past" as she said.  

Conclusion :  Did Jayce manipulate the council when he cornered everyone with a unanimous vote to retire Heimer ?  Did he "used" Mel when he made an eye contact with her to ask her to vote in favor, when it seems that she was kind of embarassed by the proposition ? I don't know, but he definitely use her influence (Wow, she was realllly in love)

No seriously, I’ve never seen anyone point that out...   

To me, Jayce didn’t really manipulate here, but by proposing a unanimous vote, he puts his colleagues in a very embarassing situation (not that I feel sorry for them). Like, even Mel never dared to do this.

Why is everyone accusing Mel of manipulation every time, but when Jayce does the same or even worse, it's *crickets*. He’s even judged as the stupid, naive, manipulated boy. It’s a huge disservice to both characters !   

What’s even funnier about this scene is that Mel doesn’t even need to say anything, she raises her hand first and all the other councilors voted in favor too 😂

[autumnalfallingleaves]

...Guys I Occam's Razor'd myself

When you need a textbook and your physical copy won't arrive for a while and the library's ebook version is currently being used and you can't find a free version (that doesn't require downloading from a sketchy website) on the internet 🙃

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First Impressions of Animorphs!

I'm listening to the Animorphs series while I work, through Animorphs Aloud - a fan made reading of the series. Here are my first impressions/random thoughts about them! Spoilers below if you haven't read them.

Book 12.5: The Andalite Chronicles (Part 3)

Well this part is titled 'an alien dies' and we just lost all the oxygen in the airlock sooo short chapter I guess :D

This might be out of the blue but I want to know more about the real Jahar. What is she like. How's she doing

But he LIVED

Appreciate that, although they do a lot of dumb stuff in Animorphs, they also make smart and logical decisions often. Working together is the only option here, I like that they acknowledge that and don't just start fighting for no good reason

Aaaand then Elfangor just tells the Visser how the time matrix works. You dummy

I wonder why Andalites live in scoops. Seems to be a mostly outdoor area, would it being in a hole not make it prone to flooding? I guess it would keep wind out

Ooooh they've glitched the matrix. The descriptions of the sky being panels of various planets sounds exactly like a texture glitch in a videogame. They've merged all their homeworlds together...that's going to be instant chaos. Andalites charging into Yeerk territory to finish the war while humans stand to the side screaming AAAAA ALIENS

The Andalite method of eating really amuses me. I mean it makes sense! We crush food with our teeth, they crush it with hooves. Though we have to then digest it and they seem to be able to instantly get the nutrients

Ah seems they've created an entirely new reality, not actually merged their real homeworlds. Is this universe they're in the only universe now? Can you just make whole new universes with the Time Matrix...it's like a developer program

WHEEL CREATURES. Didn't do it as well as Mulefa, but still neat

Heh, humans are pretty good at throwing stuff. It's one of our special skills

So Mortrons are like hydras, if you split them in half they form two separate Mortrons, split them in half and you have four. What do you reckon the limit is? Visser Three goes up to sixty four but like...where are they getting the mass from?

Oh my god Loren is mounting the man. That's GOTTA be taboo right?? Be the equivalent of going up to a human, wrapping your arms around them and spooning them from behind. Welp Elfangor doesn't seem to mind. Ride em' cowgirl

And now he's literally munching carpet

...just had a thought. How is Elfangor fitting in this house? It's not a big one, and he manages to climb the stairs. You could not fit a horse in a house surely? Are American houses that big? But he has to be big enough for a human to ride with no problems. Hm

Time Matrix DID create a whole new universe, powered off imagination. I want one. So bad

They've been feeding the humans grass oml 😭

If the food is real, the all-acne-no-eyes guy is also real. Sad for him

A bigmac meal for $4.00/£3.00...TAKE ME BACK

This might not actually be the case for Andalites, but I wonder how a species would evolve if it needed lots of space for each individual. Humans can go real compact with our needs, we can cram so many of us into small spaces and get by (although we tend to go slightly insane when really cramped)

Now he's into being ridden. Boooooooi

...why is time accelerating towards the middle though

aaaaaaa having toenails long enough to stick out of shoes sounds PAINFUL I legit winced at this. Also hair doesn't work like that it has a maximum length

Loren: I'll hit a motherfucker with ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER

Elfangor: That's Hot

Very climactic final battle and then the Visser just walks away. Bye dude!

🤨

Most powerful weapon in the galaxy and Elfangor just buries it in the woods. Love it

I like that he got his yellow mustang when he became human

The rules of this timeline Loren has made are pretty confusing. It had to link with the previous kidnapping and acquiring Time Matrix events so the was continuity, but also you can alter it so everyone believes she was always 18, and now this Ellimist is saying Elfangor's brother doesn't exist in this timeline? Why wouldn't he?

Dick move Ellimist. But also, this kid has Elfangor as a dad, but Elfangor's human morph is made up of several other humans blended together. So the kid actually has like...12 dads or something

WAIT IS ELFANGOR TOBIAS'S DAD???

Kind of surprising the Time Matrix didn't just get dug up considering it's now in a construction site

Damn he totally is Tobias's dad. Didn't see that coming

Loren got so fucked over by this whole thing they didn't even ask her if she would be ok with 'fixing' the timeline. Just abandoned and memories erased but I guess not completely because it drove her crazy. Sad

Well. That was a wild one! The books that explore aliens are my favourite and this one was a real stunner, I'm glad we got to meet Elfangor properly and get to know him - makes his death hit way harder now :( Cool that Tobias is technically part alien, and Ax's nephew. Lot of twists and turns in this one I had no idea where they were going to take it. #Justice for Alloran

[nikatyler]

Zeph: Honour Run

THERE'S NO GOING BACK NOW BUT DAMN I WISH

NO I'M NOT

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

SCREAMING

GALE GALE GALE

chat what do i do it's just stuck like this, a cutscene is supposed to start but nothing is happening and i can't do anything

can i quit the game, will it save

I don't want to just lose my victory to a glitch 😭

I don't think I can save it FUCK

Yeah it's probably crashing

Welp

DISRESPECTFULLY FUCK YOU

here we go again

Phew okay beat it for the second time, if I get fucked over by a GLITCH again istg I will embrace the dark urge

I'm happy about beating it don't get me wrong but it has a little 🫤 to it because I had to do it twice, and even though I beat it even better on the second try, it doesn't feel as good bc I learned from my mistakes immediately as if it was a reload

Mind you this run has only crashed on me once before, way back in act 1 in Waukeen's Rest

It did it again FUCK

I'm actually going to cry. I did everything right but the epilogue party just won't start

Yeah the save appears to be screwed.

Welp. It was nice beating ya on the highest difficulty, BG3, but now I don't wanna touch you for the next at least six months

I'll try to reverify the game files but hey simmers I think you got me back because this just killed all my motivation to play this game again

I'd rather game over at the brain than this, I won, I beat it, make it count

Thanks to everyone who followed Zeph's adventures. Sucks to see it end this way. As I've said already, I'd much rather get a gameover than a glitch that doesn't allow me to properly finish the save and get the achievement and everything. All that effort and it's for nothing.

And I know, I know, it's just a game, it's not too deep, and technically I did beat it, but it just makes me sad. I'm not sure what I'll do now but I really don't feel like playing again at the moment.

Also this ngl gave me bigger trust issues than anything else in honour mode, catch me never playing that difficulty again because what's the point if I could just get fucked over right at the very end, even though I've beaten the game 💀

Reverifying the files didn't help unfortunately but I thought of another way of getting the achievement. Normally I wouldn't reach for it because it's very cheaty but I mean, I beat the brain, it's not getting any deader, might as well try this way.

ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.

Even though I had to download someone else's save to get the achievement. Normally I'd consider it cheating, but really, I did beat the game. I survived it all. And then I had a glitch. But I did everything especially late game really well. I DID.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm still bummed I couldn't do it the proper way. And I definitely at some point later want to attempt HM again, just so I can get the epilogue. I'll have real peace then.

I'm sure the game's not to blame, it's probably mods. Next HM will be vanilla(-ish) to prevent it.

I'll grab some screenies and make one last Zeph thread, where I'll talk a bit more about how we did, what we did, how it went. And if you want to I'd love to yap more about strategies and give tips. I did beat the game very well, I'll brag about that. 😂 If only it wasn't for the glitch at the end.

So, time to wrap Zeph's honour run in one big final thread! You already saw, Zeph did as per usual on that dc 99 check. What I was happy to find out, we sneaked past those little brains before that scene (it's not a difficult fight but I didn't feel like doing it heh). Astral lighting my beloved

Waved Emperor bye bye and freed Orpheus! This was a no brainer (heh), I mean, we had Lae'zel with us, and anyway, I've only sided with Emperor once and felt like Orpheus was better to play with.

"Ehe…hello there. Please don't kill me 👉👈"

Zeph went "he's not like the other girls 💕"

And although they were able to persuade them, we didn't need them in the end. As much as I love the courtyard fight and knew it would be fine, I didn't want to waste resources, so we went to the upper city sewers instead and sneaked through there.

And we're at the stem of the brain! I also skipped the fight to get up here. Zeph went invisible and flew here, which triggered the cutscene and made the enemies poof. Then I walked up here with the rest. Again, I actually love this part, but I was too afraid of things going wrong at the very end😂

I love this man 😭 I debated up until here allowing him to blow up…I could think of an alternate timeline where he actually does, but not on my watch.

Last kiss and then up we go! (I…didn't actually take pictures of the kiss? 🤨)

I've read in some places that before the cutscene, you can make your whole party invisible and then that won't trigger the combat and you can easily go to the crown…either I did something wrong or they patched it out, because I got combat as per usual. But…it was fine.

Again, insane initiative. Zeph dimension door'd themselves and Orpheus (+ metamagic distant spell) almost to the crown), Orpheus disengaged, flew up there, started channelling the compulsion. Gale and Lae followed, potion of speed, Gale cast globe of invulnerability, Lae used arrow of darkness so that the enemies wouldn't be able to hit Orpheus. And gods, it worked, very next round we were good to go 😭

Astarion was somewhere on the battlefield calling allies doing murder things idk I hope he had fun but we did well without him 😂 Btw, Zevlor almost died, whoops.

So..it's time to end this with a bang. Do you think this will be enough?

IT WAS ENOUGH and god I wish I had recorded that. What a wonderful bang that was. I don't overuse barrelmancy, but when I do use it, it's always satisfying.

I screamed with joy when they made it, so loud my birds came to see if I was ok and my dad got concerned 😂

Gale's thighs appreciation post. Catching my attention even from afar

So we're down in the harbor, we made it, all's well that ends without a glitch, eh (it'll come later, this scene still played out as it should)

One last hurrah for the road or whatever. Ending the run with one more failed roll 😂

[borathae]

Chapter 9

THE WARNINGS oh my god ooh ma gad im excited for this but im scared after last chapter

OH MY GOD HE IS WEARING THE SLUTTY GLASSES 😋🤤😩🥵 the smut is understandable

Uhm…not really, but do you have to? mood💀

ooh vampire books, she is trying to connect stuff i see u gurl

omg the tension is still there even after a week damn

If he messes up the little markings you put in there, you will personally end him. PERIODT

oops joon was here to study welp or is he?? 👀everything is sus here, its soo sad ........... i love it (jimin is such a slytherin for saying that xd)

Oh dear, really?” Namjoon gasps. hunty i can hear the fakeness through a screen and thats saying something

Don’t read this, it doesn’t make sense” oh so this is the one that might be true huh

This story however is claimed to be the babbling of a drunken person did jin make it haha

oh my god im cringing and dying please joon go away, get a stomachache or something and go to the toilet, let there be an earthquake, urgent phone call aaah😭😭

as if someone else was controlling it for a moment while your consciousness is still trapped inside and is trying to escape. But it can’t, so you have to do what your body tells you to do whilst panicking inside. no, but similar one is anxiety attack from the moment you woke up, your consciousness all confused cuz there is nothing to panic but ur body does anyways

list soo long, she wrote it down damn 😭😭

is joon genuinely shocked about the bite marks NO SHE TOUCHED HIS CANINES I-

my canines were really sharp when they were new, and i bit a girl cuz she accidentally choked me and there was 1 deep puncture and small puncture on her hand 😭😭thankfully it didnt get infected

holy shit now we dont know if he is lying or not

nah yall aint gonna study, its going to be jimin pt 2

Namjoon’s steps are silent another sign yall

holy crap, I literally can’t remember.” did joon do that, or is it all jimin and tae's "good night's sleep"?

im losing my mind seeing her losing her mind and joon just scaring both of us AAAAH

I thought you were a complete snob, but you are actually really sweet aHa aHa 😃

they just look a little intimidating. they do until u see them for more than a minute

“Oh ___, you are adorable im starting to think anyone saying this is weird

I’ve talked with you enough to know that your mind has enchanted me OH MY GOD AJBFQ XLAH;CWOUIRA he is not weird/scary and im not scared TAKE ME DADDY IM YOURS

SEXY AND SMART JOON SAYS IM SMART AND WITTY I GOT THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT IN LIFE MY JOB IS DONE BYE

HE LIFTED MY CHIN AND WHISPERED “Don’t turn away from me DIED

HOLY FUCK IM GONE DIED EVAPORATED PHOTOSYNTHESIZING

OH MY GOD ITS TOO HOT, I FORGOT WE WERE IN THE LIBRARY

HE SAID PLEASE NO WAY WE WORE UGLY PANTIES

“Hush, it’s okay. Relax IM RELAXED, CALLED ME GOOD GIRL WHAT THE HEL KSDAHDLSKK AFL *turns on fan

ok suddenly im scaredbye NO THE LIBRARIAN SAW US BYE IM SHAVING MY HEAD, EYEBROW AND GETTING FACE PIERCING AND TATTOOS

STOP WE U APPEARED IN FRONT ME STOP LYING AAHAHHAHAJ she is having the same conversation again gosh aaah what power does that screaming have? shit its wednesday and she doesnt know fuck

im more confused and scared and pls just hang out 2seok and kook bye 😭😭😭😭😭

OH MY GOD HE IS WEARING THE SLUTTY GLASSES 😋🤤😩🥵 the smut is understandable

lmaoaooaoao ME FR jfjasdjf also a black turtleneck. the smut is understandable.

Uhm…not really, but do you have to? mood💀

fjdasjf me when men

ooh vampire books, she is trying to connect stuff i see u gurl

LIKE MISS GURL IS SO CLEVER I LOVE HER

omg the tension is still there even after a week damn

akdfkasj me fr like he could get it so hard

oops joon was here to study welp or is he?? 👀everything is sus here, its soo sad ........... i love it (jimin is such a slytherin for saying that xd)

JDFJAJFS no but what was he doing there fr??

Oh dear, really?” Namjoon gasps. hunty i can hear the fakeness through a screen and thats saying something

JFJASDJF he is like *acts shocked* oh no

oh my god im cringing and dying please joon go away, get a stomachache or something and go to the toilet, let there be an earthquake, urgent phone call aaah😭😭

lmaoao the fear is understandable

as if someone else was controlling it for a moment while your consciousness is still trapped inside and is trying to escape. But it can’t, so you have to do what your body tells you to do whilst panicking inside. no, but similar one is anxiety attack from the moment you woke up, your consciousness all confused cuz there is nothing to panic but ur body does anyways

fun fact? i took inspo from my panic attacks JFAJDFJ help me god

list soo long, she wrote it down damn 😭😭

like she is so clever for that though

is joon genuinely shocked about the bite marks NO SHE TOUCHED HIS CANINES I-

"genuinely shocked" HAHHAHAH yes indeed very shocked indeed. also her touching his teeth is so funny like HFHADSHF

my canines were really sharp when they were new, and i bit a girl cuz she accidentally choked me and there was 1 deep puncture and small puncture on her hand 😭😭thankfully it didnt get infected

honestly deserved cause why is she at your neck?

holy crap, I literally can’t remember.” did joon do that, or is it all jimin and tae's "good night's sleep"?

mhmhmmh indeeed mmhmhmmh

im losing my mind seeing her losing her mind and joon just scaring both of us AAAAH

me fr

I thought you were a complete snob, but you are actually really sweet aHa aHa 😃

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH GIRL.

“Oh ___, you are adorable im starting to think anyone saying this is weird

NO BUT YOU AREN'T WRONG FOR THAT JFASJDFAJ imma stick with Yoongi who is rude af to us JFJADSFJ

I’ve talked with you enough to know that your mind has enchanted me OH MY GOD AJBFQ XLAH;CWOUIRA he is not weird/scary and im not scared TAKE ME DADDY IM YOURS

LMAOAO ME FR

SEXY AND SMART JOON SAYS IM SMART AND WITTY I GOT THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT IN LIFE MY JOB IS DONE BYE

jfajdsjf felt.

HE LIFTED MY CHIN AND WHISPERED “Don’t turn away from me DIED

BRO NO JOKE ME FR lmoaoa you losing your ass over the smut is so me like if he wasn't so weird about it, i'd be on my knees gobbling him up

ok suddenly im scaredbye NO THE LIBRARIAN SAW US BYE IM SHAVING MY HEAD, EYEBROW AND GETTING FACE PIERCING AND TATTOOS

lmaoaooao

STOP WE U APPEARED IN FRONT ME STOP LYING AAHAHHAHAJ she is having the same conversation again gosh aaah what power does that screaming have? shit its wednesday and she doesnt know fuck

NO BUT THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY BECAUSE WTFFFFFFF

im more confused and scared and pls just hang out 2seok and kook bye 😭😭😭😭😭

honestly?? she should really do that cause 😭

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Cursed Layla Miller tries to kill Penelope

Cursed Layla Miller: Now....I'm gonna tell you for the last damn time! Surrender or i'm gonna kill Penelope right here, RIGHT NOW!

Penelope: SMG4! FOR FUCKS SAKE, SHOOT HER ALREADY!!!!!

SMG4: I....I CAN'T! WHAT IF I ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT YOU?! YOU KNOW I'M NOT GOOD AT AIMING WITH FIREARM!

Cursed Layla Miller: Pull the trigger and Penelope's dead!

SMG4: *whimpering*

Penelope: SMG4! HURRY SHOOT HER!!!

SMG4: Okay Okay! .....*to himself* I can do this! I can do this! I can do this! Please don't make me miss!

Cursed Layla Miller: TIMES UP! TIME TO DIE! , SEE YOU IN HELL, YOU PINK CHEEK BITCH*raises her knife to Penelope*

Penelope: AH!

SMG4: NO! PENNY DUCK!

Penelope: *ducks* AH!

Cursed Layla Miller: WHAT THE-

SMG4: EAT LED, YOU BITCH!!!!

*BANG*

The bullet hit Cursed Layla's head, blood was dripping down her forehead and then she fell to the ground.

SMG4: Did I shoot her?

Penelope: Yes! Yes! *hugs SMG4* You did it! You got her!

SMG4: I...I did it? Heh heh HA HA! I Did it! I got her! I got her! I got her! I did it!

Penelope: Yeah, Looks Like she's dead for sure. C'mon let's go back to the others, they're probably worried about us.

SMG4: Yeah let's go-

Cursed Layla Miller: HA! You two really thought you can kill me that easily?!

SMG4: OH SHIT! 😰

Penelope: WHAT?! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! 😡

SMG4: Yeah! I shot you in the head! That gunshot should've kill you! 😠

Cursed Layla Miller: Doesn't matter! *hand turns into a knife blade* NOW I'M REALLY GONNA KILL THE BOTH OF YOU!!!! *charges at them*

SMG4 & Penelope: AH!

Penelope: QUICK SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!!!

SMG4: Okay Okay! * kept Shooting cursed layla but it's not working* IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!😫

Penelope: THEN KEEP SHOOTING!!!!

SMG4 kept shooting Cursed Layla but then the gun was empty

SMG4: WHAT THE-* tries to cock the gun but it's empty* WHAT?! No no no no no no no NO!

Penelope: SMG4, WHAT HAPPENED?!

SMG4: THE GUN IS OUT OF BULLETS!!!

Penelope: WHAT?! HOW?!

SMG4: I DON'T KNOW! BUT THEY'RE ALL FINISHED!!!

Penelope: SHIT! We gotta go!

Cursed Layla Miller: Oh no you two don't! (blocks them using her giant hands)

Penelope: AH!

SMG4: OH GOD! WE'RE TRAPPED!!!

Cursed Layla had them cornered.

Cursed Layla: Heh heh, Got you two now~

SMG4: OH GOD, WE'RE DONE FOR!!!

Penelope: *hugs SMG4* IT'S OVER! WE'RE DEAD!

SMG4: WE'RE DOOMED!!!!

Cursed Layla: Now stay still while I rip both of your organs out!

SMG4 & Penelope: *whimpering*

SMG4: *shaking in fear* Welp, it was nice knowing you Penny! Goodbye Penny!😭

Penelope: *shaking in fear*Goodbye SMG4, It's nice knowing you too!!!....😭

Cursed Layla: Heheheheh, SAY BYE BYE LOSERS-

SMG4 & Penelope: *screaming*

*BANG BANG*

Everything went slient.

SMG4: Huh? W-We're alive?

Penelope: A-Are we dead yet?

SMG4: No look! *points to Cursed Layla Miller on the ground in a pool of blood then holes through her face*

Penelope: Woah! Now...that is gruesome!

SMG4: But the question is who shot her?

Sick Sky: I did *holding a gun*

Penelope: Sick Sky! You saved us!

SMG4: Wait, How did you know we were in danger?

Sick Sky: I was just on my hiking trip when I heard gunshot so I check to see what was going on and then I saw Layla miller but looking like a cursed monster about to kill you guys so I decided to pull out my rifle and shoot her with it.

SMG4: Well I guess that makes sense 😑

Sick Sky: Anyways, What are you guys doing in the middle of the woods?

SMG4: We're just looking for some firewood bring to the campsite with our friends.

Sick Sky: Ooo! A camping trip, that sounds fun!

SMG4: Well....we're on a trip for a reason.

Sick Sky: Oh? What is it?

SMG4: The reason why we're camping out is spending the night so we can continue our rescue mission tomorrow morning.

Sick Sky: Rescue Mission? Why?

SMG4: Well-

Penelope: MY GAMING BUDDY SICK BOYFRIEND AND MY NIECE/NEPHEW SHIROZU GOT KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LILA SKY AND IMMORTAL CHERRY ROSE AND HAD THEM LOCKED UP IN THE HELL CASTLE!!!!😫

SMG4: Yeah, what she said.

Sick Sky: Oh my god! Sick Boyfriend and Shirozu got kidnapped?! That's not good! I'll join you guys!

SMG4: Wait, you will?

Sick Sky: Yeah, just say I have a bone to pick with those two bitches!!!

SMG4: Oh well, okay then let's go!

Penelope: Yay! Let's go!

Sick Sky: Okay then!

[theideasofarchimedes]

welp good bye gmail bro 😭 💀 @musicaladd1ct

[kingbluetheamze1]

TC!Fellswap chapter 1 part 4

Papyrus: Nyeh hahahahahahaha

Annoying Dog: Woof

Papyrus: You annoying dog 💢

Annoying Dog: * Gets kicked by Papyrus *

Papyrus: Nyeh got my phone

Gaster: Hmm 🧐 well you got your phone back....so how is the Human?

Papyrus: Nyeh still in the Ruins, and what about the other?

Gaster: I mean define ok

Papyrus: Is the other Ok?

Gaster: I mean it won't let me leave sense it is afraid of the amalgamates, but they are friendly just.... 😐 Deformed creatures

Papyrus: You left a 12 year old alone with Monsters who as well kind of want it dead?

Gaster: 😐 it's safe I promise............ 👍

Papyrus: NYeh.........-_-

Gaster: Ha.....

Papyrus: Left me just get up-

Gaster: Am going back anyways...plus Undyen-

Papyrus: HEELL NO, WE MUST GO THERE NOW

Gaster: Undyne is friendly

Papyrus: Undyne almost killed a human in under 50 seconds

Gaster: I mean taste of subjective

Papyrus:.............Go back now

Gaster: But what are we going to do about the Human?

Papyrus: I will deal with it GO NOW

Gaster: Bye

Papyrus: Nyeh Sans hasn't been here for a long time-

Sans: AM BACK

Papyrus: Dramatic entrance

Sans: I am back, from my epic experiences with Toriel 💕

Papyrus: Nyeh... 😅

Sans: I was about 15 meters close to her today 💕

Papyrus:....

Sans: She smelled lovely

Papyrus: She smells like pie.... 😑

Sans: She SMELLS LOVELY

Papyrus: Agree to disagree

Sans:....She said hi to me :)

Papyrus: I'd you stop talking about Toriel I will tell you about a new Human

Sans: What

Papyrus: Joke 🤣

Sans:...........

Sans: You like apples?

Papyrus: Always the first one was good

Sans: Here....* Gives Papyrus a apple *

Papyrus: * Eats it in seconds *

Sans: Welp am gonna go

Papyrus: Why you always leave so fast

Sans:......

Papyrus: Welp bring me some Oatmeal popsicles

Sans:........O

Papyrus: Yummy popsicles 🤤

Sans: Fine.....

Papyrus: Bye....

Sans: * Shuts the door *

Papyrus: Nyeh..........welp I'm gonna check on the Human

* Teleports to the True lab *

Papyrus: Nyeh......you ok-

* Slaps Him *

Gaster: It's been missing you

Frisk:.... 😡

Papyrus: Nyeh......

Gaster: Welp the amalgamates are ok

Papyrus: None of them hurt-

Frisk: No

Papyrus: I hate it when you get sassy

Gaster: Welp the Human is still in the Ruins but...I can't tell where....

Papyrus: I don't think it matters

Gaster: It's literally the last one

Papyrus: Has the Queen found out yet

Gaster: Not about Chara; Not about the hideout; and not about our secret

Gaster: But...the last one yes

Frisk: I don't know

Gaster: Hmm 🧐 you ok?

Frisk: Yes

Gaster: Welp....all you have been eating is Magic food except for those apples

Papyrus: Nyeh apples are great

Chara: The magic food tastes weird

Papyrus: Apples are tasty

Frisk: Yeah

Gaster: Welp Monster and Human food are very....different

Papyrus: Nyeh.......I talked to Asgore........he said he has found the Human....but has left it

Gaster:.....

Papyrus: He said that the Temmie would protect it

Frisk: Temmie..... 😨

Papyrus: I know.....

Gaster: I don't think that Temmie has killed anyone....so umm.....I think it's ok....

Frisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Temmie the TEM!!!!!!!: He he he, how u doin Papyrus?

Papyrus: None of your business

Temmie the TEm: I said how you are doing

Papyrus: None of your business

Frisk: Go away please

Temmie the Tem?: A Huumen soul 😋

Frisk:....Go away 😭

Papyrus: What do you want?

Temmie the Tem: What's the matter?

Papyrus: Nyeh...and you know what am capable of

Temmie the teM: he he he....am serious

Temmie the tem: Give me your SOUL

Temmie the tem: I am not playing around

Papyrus: I am not going to feel any remorse if you don't want to die

Papyrus: But if you don't leave now

Papyrus: I will make you feel like your burning in true agony

Temmie the tem: Fine...............boring =(

Temmie the tEm: Would you like a hug before I go?

Frisk:....Sure

* Hugs Temmie *

Temmie the tem: :)

-1

Frisk: Ow...

Temmie the tem: What's the matter? Am I hugging to hard?

-1

Frisk: OW

-1

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-1

-1

-1

-1

-1

-1

-1

-1

Frisk: * Falls to the ground *

Temmie the Tem: Bye bye!!!!

Temmie the tem: I will have your soul next time

Papyrus: The Temmie is gone

Gaster: Wow.......

Papyrus: You ok Pal?

Frisk: * On the ground cold *

Papyrus: * Uses a heal on Frisk *

Frisk: Am alive :)

Papyrus: 👍

Papyrus: I don't understand why that cattie cat is causing so much trouble

Frisk: :(

Gaster: Well let's see or try to see where the Human is at now

[caninerat]

Zero One ep 8

Ansatsu (calling him that instead of assassin bc the English word is a pain to type out (double s's)) is so fun lmao I love him. He's kinda giving the comic relief which Brain provided within the roidmudes in Drive but not in a similar fashion at all? It's just vaguely a similar dynamic: guy within a prominent villain group is very extra with his movement/speech pattern.

screenshot from the prev ep but I was just thinking about it and..is their duo called satsujin 😭

I'LL SOBBBBBBBBBBB SATSUJINNNNNNNNN THEY'RE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE <///////////////////////3 UEGGJHFGDSJKHGFHJKDSGFJHKSGJHKFSDJH their duo means sm to me....Also I'm calling him Ansa now LMAO sorry short names are easier to say

This duo is gonna be the end of me /pos /aff

ummm..I did miss him making jokes (nodding) however...sub C tier 😔 uhhh dub..also C tier but high C tier?? 😭

AHJFDSHJKF Fuwa finding his jokes funny is my favourite bit so far. It's so endearing

Satsujin being the cutest duo and then Horobi in the bg just 🧍(insert jojo menacing effects)

losing it & also praying for the day Aruto gets shoes that look nice with his fits /lh /hj

cuteness aggression.

OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 they're so precious...

Bye-bye (≧∇≦)ﾉ - Jin

losing it..Fuwa pls 😭

why so pouty 😭

HUUUUUUUUUH how does he acquire human ears later on......do they give him humanoid ears when he gets the formal fit /lh This isn't that wild tbh but it was still surprising LMAO

Little Beepo's misery is increasing Little Beepo's misery is increasing. Little Beepo's misery is increasing. Little Beepo's misery is increasing.

Fuwa's giving Soichiro from the Death Note musical (<- they're both so angry at one point they just sound like they're barking /lh)

sub-only joke but that was great LMAO

cute, but also Ansatsu-chan :((( I hope Horobi brings him back next ep

HELLO????????????????? HOROBI'S HENSHIN IS SO COOL??????????????????????????? MY JAW DROPPED

AHJFGDSJKFJHSD HELP JIN'S REACTION- ME TOO!!! SAME, JIN, EXACTLY!!! THAT WAS COOL AS HELL

exactly my reaction LMAO

omg his fighting style is cool too...and the contrast between him and angry Fuwa is so good to see in action 😭

he's so cool.....

STING DYSTOPIA AND IT GOING INTO HIS LEGS FOR THE RIDER KICK HOLY SHIT???????????? why are they cooking so hard with Horobi's rider form LMAO

THAT WAS SO COOOOL??????????????????? (I hope Fuwa's ok /lh) BUT THAT WAS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welp /lh SAKJFGDKJSFGHJSD

rip Fuwa /jjjjjjjj

HELP THAT'S WHERE THE EP ENDS 😭 Damn...sorry Fuwa but that was sick as hell. Good luck on your recovery 🙏

[lunaroceanic]

Magnus Archives Liveblog: Part 5 - Episodes 53-64

Ep 53: Gertrude episode!! The guy has the same feeling of being watched as he did back then. Gertrude thinks their creature could have been an archivist??

Ep 54: this guy’s passion for explaining money laundering is really endearing scjksjfj. Two Cockney voicesss it’s the guyyssss. A face under the floor, swaying side to side…ohh god the guy also has the taxidermy eyes. He’s like, “well there may be some freaky shit going on there, but they were in fact not laundering money” lmfaoooo. Awww Jon is actually reluctant to send anyone to investigate. (Juxtaposed with how he sent Martin on the Piecemeal case that one time lmaoooo). Different Daniel Rawlings…another NotSasha scenario? Oh Jon not the breaking and entering skfkskfjdj. The eyes on all Gertrude’s books had been cut out 👁️👁️👁️

Ep 55: More confirmation that Prentiss is dead. Other past cases of potentially infested people. The guy from the ant house is the same guy who owned the diseased nursing home. “I even got a good night’s sleep. I miss those days.” Oh Jon 😭

Ep 56: Eyy vampire hunter guy is back! The Hunt probably looooves him lol. A woman who compels people out of homeless shelters to take their places…sounds like Jane! Spiders though??? Different woman then. Jon interrogates Martin about Trevor. Ohh Martin lied on his CV to get a job to support his mom aaaa. Yeah Jon I would be relieved too lmao

Ep 57: oooo space episode about an isolation experiment. The empty suit floating across the window?? Ohhh the earth is gone. Not good. Camera has been disconnected the Whole Time. “no one is coming” aaauughhh. Oh shit his supplies aren’t even running out. God he tried to starve himself to death. The Fairchild family, Nathaniel Lucas, and that one Norwegian company are all involved. Jon’s still sus of Sasha. All the pictures of her and her new boyfriend Tom look like stock photos? I’m REALLY curious if we’ll ever find out what happened from the others researchers’ perspectives.

Ep 58: Oregon trail cannibalism! Eustace Wick offers to guide them “for a price.” Ohh this poor woman. Overheard Martin-Tim convo. Guys please stage an intervention dkskdjns

Ep 59: More Hilltop Road! Gasp it’s the Web table :O !!! People who lived there were in a kind of “dulled” state. Oh god the previous kids who left were caught in the web and had EGGS LAIN IN THEM EEEUUUGGHHH. Agnes helped him escape?

Ep 60: “BEHIND YOU” and a huge face in the window GOD that would get me so bad. It strikes me that Jon’s really adapting this person’s frantic cadence, probably because he’s been feeling a similar kind of paranoia. Christopher had come to the Institute to consult with them about various artifacts. Rosa murdered a guy, filled his truck with petrol…presumably going to bring it to the Institute. YAAAY INTERVENTION. They gave him footage that exonerates them. I forget, did Sasha work there back then?

Ep 61: LMAO they thought he killed Gertrude. Hehehe I like Daisy. She threatens Jon bodily harm :3. BREEKOM AND HOPE!! Someone named Tom was driving them…hmm. OHH THE MUSICAL MOANING FROM THE COFFIN BECAUSE OF THE RAINNNN. NOOO HE OPENED IT. Ohhh no he’s walking into it. Welp bye Isaac. The police have a vampire protocol lol.

Ep 62: Gertrude ep with Mary Keay!! Keeps talking about being “on the same side.” So that’s how she got the flesh-book. She “tried to bind [the doctor]” but did a poor job of it and can’t imagine “she enjoys it there at all” girl WHAT. The book comes from The End, apparently. Mary says she could never truly serve it, as she doesn’t find Death all that interesting. Oh this is FASCINATING. “I’ve always found a singular diversion far too restrictive. Just ask Eric. Or wats left of him.” She’s so messed up oh my lord. She sold the other bone-book to Leitner. Mary GIVES HER A SKIN-PAGE EUGH. Whose is it??? Jon wants to figure out what the Institute really is. He finds Gertrude’s laptop and a key!!!

Ep 63: Woooo spooky darkness stuff, another Smirke building. Melanie King bursts in at the end and says the “new girl” let her in OOHHH CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIGURE IT OUT

EP 64: Oooo illegal pyramid archaeology. GASP! DEATH DICE!! Poor guy D: So the civil war guy was right about there being more than one personification of death that took up the mantle by winning a game.

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

I just wanna reply back and say ... TBH YES, WE'RE SO INCOMPATIBLE THAT IT PAINS ME TO SEE IT LMAOOO. Like like how could two people have the literal worst compatibility possible??? It's gotta be somewhere down in the minus section 😭🙏

Like sure, you can't be easy to fool and you dislike conflict, it's more like on how long you can last with him. If it isn't obvious, well... That's probably a good thing because I want to leave it more for you to see.

Welp, i think it's very obvious lmao, pretty much not long before i eventually dip out or he eventually throw me away buuttt let me be delulu for a bit okay? And let me just say that i'll last forever cuz i am just so fun (i swear i'm not crazy y'all)

I would say something here, but... I'll keep my mouth shut (cause half of it is mean and half is a big "haha uh oh")

Say it, i dare you. (I like mean people /lh)

- 🍀 anon

Like like how could two people have the literal worst compatibility possible??? It's gotta be somewhere down in the minus section 😭🙏

I think it definitely comes down to the fact that your gut (bless your gut) is a massive guard dog. The moment THIS MAN walks in, it's screaming at your goddamn noggin' to GET THE FUCK OUT.

Then again, I think you dipping sooner than later is a good thing. It's definitely something that'll go against you two, especially if he doesn't change (and... Well, you'd know the answer to that in the future).

Say it, i dare you. (I like mean people /lh)

Okay LMAO

Now, see, simping for him and ignoring the red flags is good. I'll give you that. But goddamn if you're delusional enough to try and get that ass + get him to be in a relationship with you, you'd be a damn, damn fool.

Also, if you ever thought its easy to leave him by going "bye bye <3" well...

Hah. Hah. HAH. HAHAH. HAH.

Yeah, good fucking luck. I know WELL that it will end in jeopardy and I will laugh in amusement.

[thatsitso]

Man I need some character to obsess over so bad, someone I will instantly fall in love with and I'll need to get their merch and want to draw them and I'll make a plushie of them or sth and I won't get over it after a month. Cause I realised I don't feel that strongly about any of my current favs and now I just feel the need to love someone. Anyways what anime should I watch