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egophiliac · 2 months

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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diamondsheep · 3 months

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Happy Birthday to the Best Cook Ever 💛💛💛

#look i know that i talk about Zoro all the time but you guys don't know how much i love Sanji #he is actually one of the reasons why i started watching One Piece and i just LOVE drawing him #i have like 100 drawings of the curly cook <333 #anyway happy birthday to this idiot that has bringed me so much joy and has made me cry so fucking much (*looks at Sanji's Backstory*)#ily sanji thank you for being one of my favorite characters ever 💛💛💛#hmm i'm gonna tag this as sanji week bc i used some prompts as inspiration lol #also do guys like individual posts with individual drawings ? or batches like this one are ok ??? bc i can post these individually ?#one piece #sanji #sanji week #blackleg sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #sanji one piece #my drawings #sanji op #one piece fanart #i guess that otoko is here too lol #otoko #toko #diamondsheep art #my art #aww i just sentimental about this fool and bc i drew him in basically all his life stages ? 😭💛✨

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kimokura · 6 days

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happy 60th birthday queen

#like a dragon #yakuza #majima goro #goromi #im soooooo late why do i always get ideas for birthday art when there's like one day left #anyway. happy birthday to the character ever you changed the trajectory of my whole life forreal. fucked up

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god-of-this-new-blog · 2 months

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“You need Kira’s mercy.”

“I need His mercy. I beg for it.”

From Heard in Heaven by @lightyaoigami

#happy lateeeeeee late late birthday Monica #sorry my gift to you took 800 years but u had a vision (and also had to defend my thesis plan hahaha)#anywayyy #death note #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #my art #tw blood #this fic is veryyyyy sexy and something about L having a broken nose is sending me #why do I feel sexually about a broken nose???? I’m fucked in the head for ever by fic #everyone read that fic it’s got everything: sex and violence #I <3 violence

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smooth-noob · 1 year

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#i woke up this morning and saw the date and was like #why does that sound familiar #then at work on the radio they said something about the jan 6 insurrection #and i went oh fuck oh yeah #that happened two years ago huh #throw back to everyone in my lit class logging off zoom bc we had no idea what was happening #anyway happy birthday to gay people congrats noah #noah schnapp #us politics

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hellenhighwater · 8 months

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#ah fuck lads i have the birthday depression again this year #idk why im always so blue for the week or so around my birthday but i certainly do not enjoy it #birthday is not yet but the blues remain.

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leverage-ot3 · 5 months

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no one:

me: let’s check the vibe of the leverage facebook group

(blurred out my name for privacy)

at first people passed the vibe check with heart/care reacts, thumbs up… and then the boomers came

a lot of people settled on it’s some configuration of parker/eliot or hardison/eliot give off sibling vibes and hardison is dating parker, but a fair amount of folks said they would accept or would like the ot3. one based guy was like ‘if it drives the story then power to them’. someone else just commented ‘till my dying day’, another said ‘I mean… they already measured his head for the robot bodies’. someone else said they like brother sister eliot and parker but queerplatonic with parker and hardison dating is still good to them.

and then there was one woman who basically said if you don’t want honest answers you shouldn’t ask the questions and then said eliot is a good friend/brother to them and love does not need to be romantic or sexual to be strong (girlie what do you think queerplatonic means 😭💀)

also JUST got this gem (and am going to report them)

edit with my response:

last edit: she was kicked out of the group after 💀

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marciliedonato · 6 months

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Happy Asuka day to those who celebrate ‼️‼️ give it up for the specialest girl and only ginger ever 🤠🥳🥳

Bonus:

#Yeah yeah sorry the collage one looks weird I was literally making it up as I went #asuka langley soryu #Say happy birthday Asuka rn or else 😤😤😃🔫#Fun new anna burymeinblack2022 lore drop : today was supposed to be my birthday 🤠🤠#evangelion #Eva #Nge #Anna's shitposts #I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE #neon genesis evangelion #welcome to the circus #asuka shikinami #asuka shikinami langley #Sidenote: the images I used were HD why the FUCK did this fry the quality... Jail #Me going out of my way to make sure the images were crisp only for them to end up microwaved 😩👍⚰️#Feliz Asuka lunes <3 #Greatest hits

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crescentfool · 9 months

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the persona 3 protagonist 25th anniversary nui in food appliances!

#lizzy speaks #persona 3 #minato arisato #makoto yuki #guys friendly reminder that this is what adulthood is about dont listen to anyone who calls you cringe #hence why im putting these in the main tags. i mean they're not incorrect for what the photos are about. lmao #anyway this was a very fun birthday!!! i feel very loved and supported by so many people and i got to do very fun things (like this)...#i think... birthday is like thanksgiving to me. in the gratitude respect.#a reminder of all the lovely people that i have gotten a chance to meet and how i've learned from them #it makes me very happy to have been born... i think every day is a great day to celebrate life's grandeur + brilliance + magnificence #it's just a very poignant and strong feeling that i have that i'm happy to have met so many wonderful people #and while there are some people i've only known for brief periods of time or people who i havent really been good at keeping in contact wit #i do cherish it! im so grateful. so happy that there are people who cheer my silly shenanigans on #while there are ways in which aging makes me go “oh hmm” i think overall i'm happy that i get to keep on living and learning #i have so much fondness for humanity and people... like even if i dont get to talk to ppl directly i just get very emotional yknow #like wow.. you exist.. thats so fucking awesome... i hope you have an awesome day... im glad our paths could cross #if you have read up to this point of my tags.. thank you for reading and being part of my life #i will keep on being the silliest guy ive ever known! cheers to more shenyanigans and self-discovery :3

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zadig-fate · 5 months

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HE WANTED TO PLAY JENGA FOR HIS BIRTHDAY I'M DYING SEND HELP

#WHY IS HE SO FUCKING WHOLESOME?????#AND ADORABLE?????#happy fucking birthday #you've ruined my life with your stupid pretty face #bojan cvjetićanin

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erebosblue · 1 month

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wait y'all I thought Tim's missing spleen was just a long-running fanon joke.

imagine my surprise when I look at the wiki to find out his birthday and see "Tim lost his spleen in a confrontation between the Council of Spiders and the League of Assassins."

#who the fuck was gonna tell me this was real #like I'm not new to comics #I know insane shit happens #but who even thought up that plot point #why #what was the point #at least there was a clear answer on his birthday unlike Dick #Dick my birthday is in any season but winter Grayson #bat family #tim drake #red robin #batman #batfam #bat boys

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segasys · 5 months

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(scheduled post since I’ll be busy these next two days, like probably a lot of other people will)

Yeah uhuh yeah, i sprouted from the ground 18 years ago or something!! 🎉

some silly things below

The sneaky bastard

#Idk if this is what is going to be my sona’s design #but hy’s fucking adorable and I love them #also why did I put so much effort into the fur/hair texture #it was really fun #I loved making these #birthday art #sona art #the visitor #rw slugsona #🎉🎉🎉#Happy holidays everyone!!!!#mocha art

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lordartsy · 9 months

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collection of me trying to figure out how to draw this guy

#im going to drink him #hi-fi rush #hfr chai #'why does your style look different in all of them lol' i am currently not taking questions.#mister chai fi rush my everything this is the greatest birthday gift i have given myself #the past week has been 'do i feel like drawing him or do i feel like going back to the game and unlocking his costumes'#i am struggling to articulate what this game has done to me oh my fuck?#the thing of 'im addicted to a characters voice and i am combing through the VA's entire filmography' is happening again #(stares long and hard in the mirror) chai fi rush is gonna make me play persona 5 for gods sake #why is this game like 10 hours long i need it in my circulatory system

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pierregaslays · 7 days

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:(

#i literally feel VIOLENTLY ill at the fact the hospital handled my mum’s passing so badly that her funeral is exactly ONE MONTH after it #i’ll forever be furious and angry and hurt and traumatised by the way they handled it #like A MONTH #it should not be happening this long after #and it’s her birthday on sunday so maybe i’m just feeling ten times worse because of that #but it’s not fair #it’s never gonna be fair #why the FUCK did she get taken from me like this #and then having to be the only one who knew about her funeral plans bc she only told me #and then everybody including my dad tells me how strong i am #IM NOT STRONG!!?!!?!??!?#i’m a girl who needs her mama. i’m just a girl who is so lost and confused and needs her mama #i literally want 2 die #tw death #i turned my tv off and immediately started crying bc i felt like the worst person in the world #did i not love her enough #should i have been better to get #*her #idk i just want her to know i adored her #and i need to hear her voice and get a hug #one of the last things she said to me was ‘i love you more’ well i love you most so how about that #tw grief #i am never getting over losing her #please . feel free to let me rant i just feel like i can’t talk to my dad or family bc like idk .#i always talked to my mum about my emotions and well! that can’t happen anymore lmfao 😭#i just need a place to vent the HELL out of my feelings bc i am not going back to therapy

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g0reoz · 1 month

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We're all going to pretend I'm not 4 days late‼️

#Remember when aiga was like “i wanna get better how do i get better” and he straight up told him to get stupid #Wild thing to tell. Well. Arguably anyone.#Anyways happy birthday to this loser. I lov ebeyblade 👍#beyblade burst #beyburst #beyblade burst evolution #beyblade burst god #beyblade burst turbo #beyblade burst chouzetsu #beyblade burst cho z #beyblade burst quadstrike #i did not miss all the fucking tags on my beyblade shit why did they have to name every season smth different #gav draws #traditional art #.woof.

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opticsel · 2 days

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crazy to think that people my age want to have sex… and that many of them have had sex before… and that they are actively seeking out people to have sex with….. and that they talk about sex with their other sex-having friends……. couldn’t be me but y’all have fun tho! stay safe out there and stuff

#idk i just don’t think about having sex with specific people. mostly i think about it as a concept i guess #i think it could be a very positive experience with the right person/people #and if someone trusted me enough to share that level of vulnerability with them i would be beyond honored #but y’all just met 8 hours ago!#how do you already trust each other that much!!#and that’s not slutshaming or whatever i just really do not understand #like i still don’t know exactly what i am but it’s definitely some flavor of #asexual #same goes for drinking/drugs tbh #like you wanna go ingest mind altering substances in a loud environment with flashing lights and strangers?#have fun or whatever ill be Literally Anywhere Else. call if you need a dd #this thought prompted by me finding a ‘fuck marry kill: actors edition’ card game on the shelf downstairs #and asking my mom why it was there #and her replying ‘well i got it cause it looked fun and i figured you could take it to (friend)’s birthday party’#and i was like why would i want to do that?? and then i remembered

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