#Waiter girl in dubai

[merrock]

CHARACTER INFORMATION

face claim: Dacre Montgomery.

full name: Owen Ryder Anderson.

nickname(s) / goes by: Ryder.

pronouns & gender: he/him, cis man.

sexuality: bisexual.

birth date: October 22, 1994.

birth place: Boston, Massachusetts.

arrival to merrock: September of 2022.

housing: suburbs.

occupation: waiter & artist.

work place: The Garden & From Brush to Canvas. family: cousin, Greyson McVey.

relationship status: single.

PERSONALITY

Ryder likes to think that there's a little bit of every place he's visited wrapped up inside of him. Having traveled the world and partied with the elite, Ryder has developed the kind of personality that can make him easy to hate -- unless you really get to know him. He's good looking and he knows it, and has a real talent or the art that he makes, but both of those things can lead to him walking through life with a chip on his shoulder. Snarky and rude when provoked, but brings a six pack to every party he's invited to. A good guy who likes to hide it.

WRITTEN BY: Katie (she/her), est.

BACKGROUND / BIO

Growing up, Ryder never really knew what his father did for a living, and despite the fact that he’s an adult with career aspirations of his own, he still doesn’t really know. Born on October 22, 1994, the only child of a socialite mother and someone that his friends joked was in the mafia for a father, Owen Ryder Anderson has never, ever looked or acted like an Owen, and will openly scowl if he is called anything but Ryder. A colicky, finnicky baby, he kept his nannies and nursemaids from getting much sleep, and his parents on their toes all through his younger years, especially when he began to draw on the walls of the arts and crafts room. (Looking back, his parents have said that they should have known he would grow up to be an artist.)

As he was growing up with the silver spoon wedged firmly between his lips, Ryder’s parents were growing further and further apart, finally divorcing when he was only five or six years old. Or beginning to divorce – it was a very long, painful, drawn-out, messy process, for which most of the experience, he lived with his mother in Boston. His pre-teen years saw him frustrated with his life, acting out, mouthing off, refusing to pay attention in school, and by the time the divorce was finalized and his mother was ready to live her new, lavish lifestyle, she was also ready to send her son packing, and Ryder headed off to live with his father on the road. He had a private tutor that traveled with them, excelled in one on one studies, and began to really hone is passion for the one thing that made him happy and feel at peace: art.

It was a natural conclusion for Ryder to enroll in school, and he was accepted into the Massachusetts College of Art and Design after graduating from his high school program, settling back into his life pretty happily, making a lot of friends and making strong connections with fellow artists as he studied his hardest to really develop the passion he loved so much. Still, during his breaks and long weekends, he traveled with his father, helping him with business trips, enjoying warm beaches during the winter, and being able to learn a little bit about a lot of places as he went. But it was in Massachusetts, during his college years, that he met someone who was unlike anyone he had ever known before at a local party – a girl that he didn’t expect would change his entire life. The two struck up an online friendship after the party and gradually began an online, long-distance relationship.

After graduating from college, Ryder spent a few years traveling with his father, going to Australia, Dubai, China, anywhere that he had business. But then the call from his mother came in – her new boyfriend owned a small gallery and would love to show his paintings, if he had any, and invited him to come back to Boston. Surprisingly, he made a lot of sales, and even gained a little fame in the art world, garnering a little bit of a social media following (although he jokes that it’s largely because he paints shirtless). The gears began to churn, and Ryder used the money he made on the paintings to start a little nest egg for himself, booking a ticket to Maine and begging his father over the phone to help him secure a house to call home in Merrock. With the promise that he would take care of all bills after he settled in during the fall, Ryder made the jump the tip top of the north east, and cannot wait to see where the journey takes him. Although no longer in said relationship, he's never looked back on his move to Merrock, and has found himself really digging in to starting his art career in earnest.

[emiratesviisa]

Here are 5 things you must do to get a taste of Dubai’s nightlife:

Driving down Sheikh Zayed Road in Dubai, a long eight-lane road that was lit up and busy with traffic even at two in the morning. The designer facades of the tall buildings on either side of the street reflected light. In no other place did I feel as safe returning home at 4 a.m. as I did when a student in Dubai, where I frequently spent the evenings discovering the city's clubs and hangout spots. The nature of Dubai's nights is so distinct from that of Dubai's days that it seems like a completely separate city. One has to get an emirates visa for Nigerian citizens before they can enjoy Dubai’s nightlife. 

1.  Go Club-Hopping

Dubai's club scene is extremely amazing and draws tourists from all over the world. Every type of nightclub can be found across the city, from opulent to edgy, so on Friday nights, you have a tonne of options! Large screens for game nights are available at Barasti (Le Meridien Mina Seyahi Beach Resort), Chi@The Lodge (Al Nasr Leisureland) has a chic atmosphere and fantastic music, Kasbar (Al Sufouh Road) is a hip spot with authentic Arabic décor, and Nasimi Beach (Atlantis) offers a breathtaking view of Atlantis as a backdrop.

2. Order Late-night Shawarma

Without a Shawarma run at midnight, no trip to Dubai is truly complete. Lebanese eateries that serve this delectable pork wrap in the early hours of the morning are the spots that are bustling with the most bustle after midnight. Near the sidewalk, where the waiters collect orders from cars, many people will halt their vehicles. Aroos Damascus and Al Shami Restaurant (Al Muraqqabat Road, Deira), Al Mallah (Satwa), and Reem al Bawadi (Jumeirah Road), among others, are the greatest locations for late-night Shawarma.

3.   Drive Through the City by Night

Given the excellent roads, street lighting, and well-organized traffic, driving in Dubai is a delight. Driving at night is a fantastic treat since there is less traffic, better music playing on the radio, lovely roads to go on, and a glittering city to admire. Al Mamzar, where a creek separates Dubai from Sharjah and a lovely Corniche (promenade) draws people for leisurely after-dinner strolls, is my favorite location for a long drive. You can find Filli Café directly across from this bustling location, where you can finish off your late-night trip with a cup of traditional masala chai. highly advisable

4.   Walk along the Marina

Dubai Marina is a waterfront surrounded by speedboats, luxury yachts, and boats in the more modern area of the city. Families, couples, and friends enjoy the lights from the high towers as they are exquisitely mirrored on the crystal-clear seas as they stroll along the walkway, where European-style cafes are bustling with activity all night. This is a really beautiful way to experience Dubai's nightlife.

5.   Take a Puff of Sheesha at a Lounge

What would a trip to Dubai be without a sheesha cigarette? Many people still like evenings at quieter sheesha lounges, which typically have multiple screens showing live football or cricket matches, despite Dubai's reputation for having exciting nightclubs and a fantastic food and beverage scene. In addition, they frequently include lounge chairs, pool tables, board games, and video games for a laid-back evening with friends. And of course, sheesha—or hookah, as it is more widely known—in a huge variety of tastes and sizes! This is a typical Dubai night out and is a lot of fun, especially with friends!

Good to Know

In Dubai, the weekend is Friday and Saturday—not Sunday!

Tuesdays or Wednesdays are often designated as Lady's Nights in clubs and pubs. To get the best deal, schedule your girls' nights out on these days.

The Dubai government is very tough about drinking and driving, and on the weekends there are many checkpoints to catch drunk drivers and severely punish them. Since taxis are often available close to popular nightlife areas, returning home is both safe and simple.

In Dubai, the drinking age is 21, in Abu Dhabi, it is 18, and it is forbidden in Sharjah.

Drinking is not permitted in undesignated or unlicensed areas and those who do so face harsh penalties.

Apply emirates visa for Nigeria nationals to enjoy all the tourist places and attractions in Dubai. 

In Dubai, there is something to do every single hour of the day or night. What are you still holding out for? Let your hair down and take full advantage of Dubai's vibrant nightlife and for this, you have to take an emirates visa for Nigeria passport holders. 

[qatarevents]

Your guests deserve the best, therefore BME Qatar provides Waiters/Waitress according to your staffing needs that are not only Hardworking but also pay high attention to detail and cleanliness. You can hire experienced and reliable waiters and waitresses that serve and look after your guests.

[macybeckham7]

Jealous Daniel James please x

You were both on holiday in Dubai and he couldn't help but notice this one waiter was being all flirty with you, and was treating you better than anyone else. He would always flash you his biggest smirk and wink your way and tells you how gorgeous you were looking that day. Whenever a song was on he, always found you and got you to dance in the sand with him, he would always gift you with a red rose and he always made you smile your biggest smile and he couldn't help but get jealous whenever he was around. His hands were always on you and would move over your body as you danced, and for some reason you didn't care. So when Dan could feel himself boil over, he would always slot himself in the middle of you and take his girl from the guy. And kiss you whenever he was looking in your direction to show him that you were his, and often made sure you were covered with hickeys just to prove that you were getting fucked good. You couldn't help at his jealous side. 

[polygamyff]

33. Part 4

Staring at my phone, what is she on right now. Like seriously, what the fuck is that all about. Calling me like that talking about come to LA now, that is stank and bullshit. I am in New York, I have shit here and she wants me to hop on my jet to go there, unless something is up with my daughter I don’t want to hear it, she can’t be playing me like this. Groaning out as I laid on my back, on another note my head hurts so much, I swear down I didn’t need that shit and I didn’t need to hear Robyn talking that nonsense in my ear about come to LA now, I have done nothing wrong at all. Grabbing my phone from the side of me, let me call her ass back because I can’t come there, it’s a waste of time doing this. Watch her not pick up because it’s Robyn she can be so childish at times, her not picking up will be her style to be honest “I hope you’re packing?” oh she answered “right, wait” rubbing my head “is Reign ok? Is it something wrong with her?” I need to know “oh no, just her dad is a piece of shit” I froze midway rubbing my head “what?” she is being rude as fuck “don’t what me, don’t act fucking dumb either. I am glad you had fun, laughed hard enough didn’t you? I am not doing this at all, I want you here. I am not doing it, I am not doing this relationship with you like this. I can’t fucking trust you, I can’t. I have decided on this, you flirt so much, constantly touching, looking at other women. I shouldn’t feel like this, so you decide. Come to LA if not then it’s best we just forget what we have, I am not feeling this way and you think it’s ok to just be in New York like you done nothing, think how I feel. Don’t call me until you’re here” Robyn disconnected the call, I honestly think at times why I bother, why even keep this relationship because they are a headache, she is there doing my head in for something that is dumb, I didn’t fucking cheat on her at all. I groaned out “fuck!” I spat, I am so fucking annoyed.

Entering the restaurant at my hotel, I could have ate at my room but Ally also told me to fuck myself and then I found out she is sat here doing work “just a latte please” I said to the waiter “I thought I told you to fuck yourself, you’re here” pulling the chair out “so not only is Robyn upset, so are you?” sitting down in a huff “because you’re horrible to me, you really upset me when I was looking out for you. I am happy that I got this job back, I know my job and I get many perks but I can’t deal with you making me feel like shit, it’s wrong and it hurts” I don’t really remember what I said “what did I say?” clasping my hands together as I leaned forward on the table “ask Ally about standards, making me feel like shit because you like to be a dick about shit. I was there to actually help you, to save you from yourself. You’re a dick anyways” clearing my throat “I heard that I am several times” I mumbled “I am not doing shit for you until you apologise, I am actually doing your dad’ work. Fuck you” she has done nothing but swear at me “than I will just fire you” sitting back in the chair “oh, look at you. Using your powers at the first sign, you’re a bitch ass. You ain’t above me, and you ain’t above Robyn. Was I right then? She is upset with you, good!” the waiter bought my latte “anything else sir?” he asked, shaking my head.

What a mess, not only is Robyn upset, so is she “bonus, I didn’t wake up with no random girl in my bed” she isn’t speaking to me but I am speaking to her “look, I am sorry. You know what I am like when I drink, when I am in that moment” I don’t know what else she want from me “you check every girl out, they walk by and you’re there watching like a hawk. Then you speak, you make it worse because these girls don’t know you like I do, they think they have a date night with Maurice Davenport, they do not care for what you have back in Cali, why would they. They see a rich man giving them attention when he should be happy at home but they don’t know you are just built like that, you can flirt your way out of anything” rubbing the back of my neck sighing out “I don’t see it, I don’t think I am at all. I am quiet compared to my dad” Ally laughed “your dad is a charmer too but I guess it comes with the title, all you business men have plenty of women. Just in your case Robyn is not anyone and I think you need to realise what you are about to fuck up if she is upset with you. I am still pissed with you, infront of some random little bitch you belittled me. You are disgusting” I know am that, I mean I have been for years.

I go to the club for once in my life and I get this shit, I swear to god. I can’t help what I am, they think I do shit on purpose “so your publicist called you stupid, said who is the girl. She has given her name to the blogs, how easy you let these women use you. She has posted the picture of you both outside the club. Here are the pictures” Ally turned her MacBook to me, squinting my eyes seeing my hand over hers while closing her hand and seeing the paper “that looks real bad, in pictures that is bad. Fuck” closing my eyes putting my head down. I would be upset with that “look, I didn’t want the number. She gave it me then I was trying to give it back but these high fucking quality club pictures look like I was giving her it. Why do I look happy like that, what is even happening” closing the laptop, I breathed out “that is bad, real bad” I didn’t even do anything like that, I had no intention like that “see what I mean, you can’t keep your eyes to yourself” licking my top lip feeling stressed as fuck, this is wrong “well that little girl is kind of defending you but making it worse, she put Maurice was a nice guy. And said if he was single he would, that she deserves better. She is happy she met you and that you are a good man” I get why Robyn hates me right now “right, get my jet” getting up from the seat, I need to go to Cali now.

I am not having a good day at all, my bags are being checked. It’s random checks when you fly private so I am now stuck here waiting for my shit and my jet to be given the green light. I don’t need this, slapping my forehead in frustration “hard day?” this lady said, looking up at this worker. She is minding the business class people, I am stuck with them “uh yeah, kind of” I grinned “can’t be half as bad as yours, I heard that guy kicking off”  moving up a little on the seat as she cleaned around me “they always are, also if I don’t keep this area clean then my manager will be on my case too” no wonder she is cleaning around me and not caring “it’s not nice to be rude to people, you have to give respect to get it back. You want me out of the way?” she shook her head smiling at me “not at all, hopefully things get better for you” she walked off from me, she is sweet “sir, your jet. You can get back on now” my flight attendant said “thank god” getting up from the seat, I have only got one bag with me and that holds just my laptop. I can’t really stay in Cali, I have a lot of work to get on with so doing this Robyn better appreciate it, I just don’t want her to hate me because those pictures do not look good at all.

Robyn said she would meet me in Starbucks, she said to me do not come to the home so am I banned from that home. Is Robyn going to end it with me, what is it. I hope she is not ending it with me over that, I don’t deserve this. I don’t deserve her to cut me off just like that over some bullshit, it was taken out of context because I would never go out of my way to hurt her. I can’t help but be me, but she needs to understand that I would never cheat on her. She is so beautiful, I love Robyn so much. I guess I am just a flirty guy, I can’t help that at all but I guess I am the bad guy in this and there is nothing I can do to fix it. I just hope Robyn hears me out in this, my dad will honestly kill me if I fuck this up after everything and him accepting Robyn, then he will think I am tarnishing the Davenport name with women around me. Hearing the door open again, every time I look it is never her but this time it is. My smile grew, I love her so much and she always looks so beautiful no matter what she wears but she is annoyed. She has looked at me but walked off to buy a drink, I would pay but I don’t want her to tell me to fuck off.

Robyn sat across from me and she is not happy at all, she is mean mugging already. I do feel bad about all of this, I didn’t want any of this at all but here we are “why didn’t you bring Reign with you?” I mean I had to ask “so you can hide behind Reign, sure” I guess the good part is Robyn still has her ring on “you know, I am starting to doubt myself. Am I stupid? Am I stupid in love with you, I feel like I am Maurice. How dare you, before you even speak how dare you call me informing me that you are going to the club, how fucking dare you. You didn’t ask, you informed me. I am not stupid, you may have got an A class education and some of us worked hard to get where we are but I fucking know. You’re making me look stupid in front of the world, me? I went to Dubai with you, held your hand when you needed me. Announced to the world I support your shit ways and you repay me by gloating in the club by looking at some bitch!” she spat, putting my head down “we have had this conversation before Maurice, you’re making me look stupid and I deserve so much more than this, don’t you think? And how dare you send me flowers, sorry flowers!?” looking up at Robyn “Ally said that I did wrong, she goes I should” Robyn laughed “oh ok, now it gets even better. So it wasn’t your stupid fucking brain, it was Ally. Who do you think you are? I guess I can admit I have made you cry on your knees, you make me hate you. All I want from you is to love me, to want me like you want them girls in the club and I shouldn’t really ask for that. You don’t deserve me at all, you have been used by the masses and here I am, wanting to love the broken man you are” rubbing my chin “are you done? Like you have just jumped down my throat about this” Robyn reached her hand over and grabbed my face “don’t make me sound crazy, because you are making me fucking crazy! You are doing this, and then you have the nerve to act like this with me” my head moved back as Robyn pushed my face back, looking around me as people are staring “you’re making a scene” I mumbled “a scene? I am sure you made a whole fucking scene for some bitch, did you see all of them pictures. I called your sister and asked and she said she didn’t understand why you had that girl’ hand now riddle me this!” Robyn got up from her seat “because you think! You think you didn’t have sex with her you didn’t cheat, you think that in your sorry little brain when you have a whole ass daughter at home! I am single if any of you want it” Robyn pushed my head as she walked off, she is doing too much right now and got every nigga looking.

I am so angry right now, people are looking and she is acting out “would you cheat on me?” hearing Robyn behind me say, turning my head seeing Robyn speaking to some young niggas. They looked at me “well this nigga don’t want me, he has better pussy in New York” Robyn must be high, she is on something “I wouldn’t cheat on you, you looking good” turning back around not trying to get to her level “you hear that” Robyn sat across from me “not nice is it? Your fiancé creating all this attention, people looking at you thinking you really looking at other women when me? A woman like me is sat at home, oh you really lost brain cells. We have had these conversations and I am bored of it, I don’t need you Maurice remember that, you’re quiet because you’re angry, good. It’s not nice is it” I am not about to lower my tone down to her level “she gave me her number, I was giving it her back” I explained “bullshit, because you was looking at her. Pictures say it all, you kept smiling and looking at her now how do you think I feel? I cried for you, I didn’t want you to get off that jet and now I am hateful, I have told you this many times before, stop making me hate you. I am not Noami, I am not it Maurice and I won’t let you do what you want, but I also won’t keep you with me. I can’t chase you, you’re thirty, a grown man that can do what he likes. All I am going to say is that we really need to talk, and if you want that then you will follow me to the car and we talk, but I am telling you now Maurice. You cried when I left you, you will be the one crying because nobody is going to hold you in bed and love you like I do. And I am telling you now, these rules you probably won’t like” Robyn got up from the seat.

[football15-7fics]

Tu M’appartiens - Chapter 4

It took quite some time but Tessa finally admitted that this trip to Dubai was the best ever.   As the two girls landed ground, the welcome committee of Armani's hotel took care of them as if they were some royalty.  After all the Armani Hotel Dubai guests consisted mainly of rich people, celebrities and much more. The two girls were attributed one of the ten private apartments for their short stay situated at the twentieth floor of the Burj Khalifa, with a breathtaking view on Dubai's city.   Even Tessa admitted she never witnessed such magic in her life, she fell in love with Dubai as it was her first time destination.

For their first dinner the two decided to dine out of the hotel in a small Arabic restaurant not too far.  The food was delicious as much as the local dessert specialities.   The full of life Nicole suggested they could hit downtown's best night club, one of her favorite hobbies, but Tessa turned down the invitation even though it was a tempting one.  This one felt kinda tired and just wanted to grab a cold shower to refresh her skin and to grab a good night of sleep.  Tessa's plan convinced Nicole to follow her not wanting to let her friend alone, by the end of the day, the two fell asleep on their private balcony, their bodies laid comfortably on the black suede big sofa.

July 5, 2018

The sun was shining on Dubai, the sky looked like a painting scenery with that turquoise sky.   It looked like it was taken from a fairy tale book. For their whole stay, the hotel had the two girls offered a two hours spa massage session and Tessa couldn't wait anymore to try it. As she was preparing a beach bag with some of her personal belongings, Nicole showed up with a sick looking face.

"Nicole, are you okay?" Tessa asked with a concerned voice tone.

"Not really, I think my stomach didn't appreciate our last night meal!" Nicole answered all fuzzy as she took place on the bed.

"Oh no sweetie, what can I do to make you feel better?"

"Nothing, I think I'll keep the bed for today, sleep and lime water is all I need!"

"Niky, I'm so sorry, we had our day planned, the spa then some shopping at the mall!" Tessa pouted.

"Darling, go to the spa and get yourself pampered, you deserve it!" Nicole answered as she positioned her head on the comfortable pillow under her neck.

"No, we promised we'll have it together!"

"I know love, but not today!"

"Well, I'll stay here with you!"

"What, no way, you looking so damn fine with that crimson bikini, this body deserves some attention, why don't you go by the swimming pool, you know we have access to the private area!" Nicole suggested.

"But you sick girl, we can wait until tomorrow, when you'll feel better?"

"I can wait but not that hot body of yours, and this holiday is for you so make the most of it bitch!"

"Ok, I'll sip on some mojitos, reading a good book and maybe taking the sun topless!" Tessa bragged herself in a joking manner.

"That's my girl, now get some fun and maybe you'll get to meet one or two handsome guys there!" Nicole winked.

"My gosh, you'll never stop!" Tessa said in a funny bothered manner rolling her eyes, as she grabbed her bag and stepped out of the room.

♡♤♡♤♡

Surprisingly the private swimming pool area was empty when Tessa arrived, which facilitated her comfort.  After having her body covered with a 30 SPF sunscreen, she threw her bikini top aside breasts free and laid comfortably in the sunbed enjoying the sun dancing on her skin.

                    She opened her book at page 123 which consisted of 378, Tessa was an avid book reader and she couldn't get enough of The Great Alone by Kristin Hannah. But her reading seemed plain as if something was missing to make this moment perfect.

"Mojito!" She exclaimed enthusiastically.  Tessa raised her hand signalling the waiter to come to her.

"Yes Miss, would you like to have a drink?" The waiter was a pleasure to the eyes, behind her sunglasses, Tessa examined the handsome boy.

"Yes, can I have a mojito please?"

"Of course Miss, anything else?" He politely answered.

"Oh no, just a mojito!" Tessa answered.

"If you need anything I'm at your service miss!" The waiter said then walked toward the swimming pool's bar.  Tessa pulled her sunglasses down appreciating the waiter's perfect bum shaped by the white trouser.

"He's so damn fine!" She murmured with a grin at the corner of her lips.

Tessa positioned her sunglasses correctly back and got back to her reading when she noticed a couple had arrived at the opposite side of the pool.  At first she felt a bit uncomfortable with her breasts free, so her mind told her to put on the too part of the crimson bikini, but then she reconsidered her choice, she spoke to herself that she was on a stress-free trip and little of craziness wouldn't hurt her at all.  

"Here is your mojito Miss." The waiter came back with her ordered drink.

"Awww thank you so much!" Tessa said sipping straight on her favorite drink.  "It's so delicious, thank you!" She savored her extra chilled mojito.

"I'm at your service Miss, don't hesitate if you want something!" The waiter said so nicely.

"I will!"

Tessa put her book on the little round shaped table next to her, and behind her sunglasses stared at the opposite where the couple installed themselves on the sunbeds, the short woman went topless as well. She noticed how cute they looked extremely cute despite of the height difference between the two.  The man was so tall and was in such great shape, candy to Tessa's eyes. The chance of being noticed by them for staring too long at their direction was almost nonexistent.  But the more Tessa examined him the more she realized that his face seemed kinda of familiar.

The brown hair, that nose, those lips, that body, that smile.  Tessa removed her sunglasses and her brain sending her immediate repulsive signals.

"Hummels!" She cursed putting her sunglasses back on her nose to avoid detection.  Her senses baffled at the view of the man she hated passionately.  To her, Mats Hummels was the perfect example of arrogance and cockiness, her dislike towards him was above bitter.  Tessa remembered perfectly how his overconfidence flustered during derbys between Dortmund and Bayern Munchen.  Mats Hummels was labelled as a snake and a traitor for leaving Dortmund in 2016 for his former Bavarian club.

Tessa who worked as a media coordinator for Borussia Dortmund always had her seat reserved during games with the players on the pitch.  Only two girls had this extreme privilege, her and Reina, one of the many team's physio. She hated that stupid smile of satisfaction on his face when Bayern Munich shown no mercy to Dortmund during their game.  At Tessa's eyes, Hummels had a lack of morality and no values of life, he was the devil.

Totally disgusted, Tessa couldn't stay there any longer.  The fact that he was breathing the same air as her had her nauseous.  In a hurry, she attached the top part of her bikini, then gathered her stuff in her bag and lifted up from the sunbed.  Uncontrollably, her sight locked at him again but this time Mats raised his hand at her.

"Dirty asshole!!" She cursed between her lips showing him her middle finger which caused Mats to smile back.

Tessa wrapped her black beach pareo around her waist, fuming that she had to cut short her blissful moment of relaxation.

Mats on his side, rejoiced every bit of that moment.

"So, is that Tessa?" Amani asked.

"Yes, she is!" Mats answered.

"She's hot!"

"Absolutely!" Mats grinned.

[lareinenoir]

∆Milk and Honey∆

Tom Hiddleston x Black! Reader

Pt 2/?

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"Pam, you have no idea how sweet he was. Like...I didn't know he'd offer to drive me."

"Aw, I'm jealous. So jealous, Y/N! I can't even get Rick to open a door for me." You could hear her rolling her eyes. "Don't get me wrong, Rick is a sweetie when he wants to be but driving you back to the hotel is absolutely wonderful."

"So...uh...did he call?" You ask after you both laugh over the phone again.

"Patrick? Yeah he did. He wanted to know where you were. He sounded worried."

"Tell him to stay in Dubai and do whatever he has to do."

"Oh come on, Y/N. You can't still be mad at him?"

"I am. I really am. He said he'd be home to make up for missing my birthday. He never showed up."

"Hes tryin', girl."

"Yeah, tryin'. Cute little bracelets won't make up for that. Thats what I get for marryin' a city boy."

"You can take boy out of the city but not the city out of the boy."

"Shoulda listened to my Gran. She said I could do better then Patrick Reginald St. John."

"He's a hard workin' man. He just wants the very-"

"I don't care. I just want him to be there for me. Seriously, I can't remember when the last time I had sex. Like good, body aching, heart stopping sex."

"Just do what I do, watch porn."

"Hell no. Why would I want to watch people have sex when I ain't havin' sex. Its torture of the highest order."

"Just tryna help."

"Sorry, I'm just a bit frustrated. Lets stop talking about this and talk about clothes. I have no idea what I'm gonna wear tomorrow."

"Whats the occasion?"

"Tom invited me to his house. And before you get your bonnet in a knot, its just to meet the rest of the team. Thats it."

"Have I mentioned how jealous I am." Pam asked giggling. "Did you ask what attire he was lookin' for?"

"I did and he said to come as you are." You answer "Imma face time you. I only brought so many clothes."

"Alright." Pam hung up and you quickly face timed her and showed her your closet. "Oh sweet pea...I mean where is the rest of it?"

"Oh come on, Pam. Please help." You beg and give her a pouty face.

"Sweet pea, I think your gonna run outta clothes. You packed for only a couple weeks. But there is hope. If he said come as you are then...maybe you could get away with a nice blouse and a jeans. Add some pointed shoes and call it casual."

"Pamela Francine Ruth, you are absolutely the best friend in the world!" You sigh making a kissy face at the camera.

"So I've been told. Don't forget about us little people in Mayfield when you're all famous. I gotta go and start making dinner. Tell me all about it tomorrow after the party, m'kay?"

"Yeah. Bye." You say and she blew a kiss and hung up.

*******

The next day, she woke to a text from Tom.

°Tom Hiddleston°

Tom: Good morning! I don't know how good hotel food is but would you like to go out for breakfast? I'll come pick you up.

You: Breakfast? Sounds great. I've been dying to try a traditional English breakfast. All I know is grits and eggs with toast

Tom: Maybe we can switch breakfast. I've never had grits

You: You have no idea what you're missing.

Tom: I was hoping that you and I could talk a little more. Maybe actors and actresses you have in mind.

You: Fantastic!

You: I will be down in five minutes.

"I'm spending the day with him! So...do I wear the same outfit?"

Not wanting to stress, you put on the outfit Pam helped pick out and start getting ready. When you walked out side, Tom was near the car smiled when he sae you.

"Y/N, you look lovely this morning." He tells you, taking your hand and kissing it lightly

"Thank you. You look great as well." You say back, trying not to show how heated your cheeks were getting. He led you to passenger side and opened the door.

A couple minutes later, you were outside a somewhat private restaurant. He had on sunglasses as you walked in.

The hostess sat you down in the back and he finally took them off. "Is this spot ok?"

"Its fine." You nod as he pulled out your seat.

The two of you ordered and the topic of comfort foods. "What's yours, Y/N."

"I have to say burgers with grilled pineapple. Its so good. My friend Pam makes the best burgers and I always grill the pineapples sprinkling a little cinnamon on it." You answered and Tom was laughing a bit. "I know, it ain't the most healthiest food choice."

"Oh no." He shakes his head "I'm not judging. I honestly don't think I have a comfort food. I eat whatever looks good and for my diet."

"Right. I forgot. You are an actor and actors have to keep their bodies looking sexy." You giggled taking a sip of your sweet tea watching him bit his lip and blush. "Speaking of actors, who did you have in mind?"

"Y/N that's a choice I think you should make. Its your script-"

"Tom, you're directing and producing. I don't know Hollywood like you do." You say

He pauses and then nods his head. "Fine. We'll do it together. You tell me who you have in mind and I'll suggest a few things that will help guide your final decision."

You nodded your head, agreeing as the food came out. Tom thanked the waiter and you looked at the food. "Wow, it looks great!"

"Tell me how it is after you try it." He chuckled

Tom really liked hearing about Mayfeild. He was laughing and smiling at your stories. He was actually listening and paying attention to what you were saying.

"Don't get me wrong, Mayfield is great but I could go without the Baker's. Donna and Gerald have nine kids and all of them get on my nerves! The little one, shes about five and let me tell you, shes the devil incarnate. Daisy is a feisty little thing, but at the same time I don't blame her. She's the only girl in the Baker family. That's assuming Donna doesn't pop out another one- I'm sorry." You say picking up a fork and looking down. "I was rambling won't I? You probably have something you wanna-"

"No no no." He shakes his head reaching across the table taking a hold of your hand. Instantly the fork drops and you hold your breath as Tom gives you a very kind grin. "I ramble too. I like hearing you talk. Please keep going."

Tom's hand slips and you grin back, shyly trying to hold it together. Your chest felt a bit heavy and your eyes began to water. You were about to cry.

"Y/N?"

"Excuse me." You scramble to get up and kept your head down not really caring who you were running into.

You were glad the bathroom was empty. Trying to not cry out loud, your hand goes over your mouth and you sob in the bathroom stall. You didn't know why- no- you knew why. Deep down you knew why you were sobbing. You just didn't know why at that moment.

"Y/N? Y/N?"

Tom followed you to the bathroom. The womans bathroom and you definitely knew it was him because of his shoes you saw under the stall.

"Are you alright in there? I'm so sorry if I said anything to upset you. It wasn't my intention to hurt you-"

"Tom please stop." You say, trying to sound like you were fine. Failing miserably, you cover your mouth again to keep from crying out loud again. "It wasn't you, I promise it won't you. I just-"

"Let me in? Please." He asks

You didn't want him to see you cry but here he was in the stall. Taking in a breath you inhaled Tom's scent as he held you in his arms. Warm and that feeling of someone holding you made your body quiver. You hadn't been held in a mans arms in long time.

You didn't want him to let go of you.

"Do you wish to talk about-"

"No. Thank you though. I...I really needed that."

***

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VIP DUBAI DESERT SAFARI | Safari Adventures Fun

Dubai Desert Safari tenures offer you a life full of luxuries. We're motivated to give top- line experience to our recognized guests. Our special Personality stint has some remarkable features to refresh your tired soul. We'll pick up you directly from your hostel or living point. It'll save your precious time and make your trip less excited in the desert.

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We offer you 40 twinkles to enjoy thrilling drift bashing. The fast and furious quadrangle bike lifts outside the Arabian desert camp is another instigative adventure. While inside the camps, VIP Dubai desert safari individual Personality Tables in Royal Style from the company side are only staying for Personality guests.

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In addition, camel lifts, Beach boarding, Falcon viewing and belly cotillion are the main highlights. Personality buffet, BBQ Regale, and World-famed Personality live shows will fire up the charm of your safari nights. Generally, comeuppance feel calm and quiet. But the Personality desert safari gambles put a new life and excitement in Dubai’s Golden desert beach. Rising mornings and falling nights leave you spell-bound and snare out all worries to enlighten your living style. Along with reasonable prices, our safari Dubai and professional quality services attract honorable callers.

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Drift Bashing for 20 twinkles

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Personality Table settings, Stupefied Canopies, Waiter service

. Quad Biking

Sand Boarding

Personality Camel Riding

Get a Royal feel, wearing Traditional Arabian Costumes

. Filmland with Eagles

Measureless Soft Drinks, Water, Tea and Coffee services when you want

. Colorful Starter Dishes or Food to refresh your mood

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. Henna Designing for girls

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A lot of Personality Arabian Adventures are planned to satisfy the sense of adventure in the middle of the desert Dubai. It's for the people who are daring by nature.

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Personality DESERT SAFARI Dubai LIVE Cuisine SESSIONS

We've live BBQ and cuisine sessions for our Personality clints. Audacious lifts along with delicious food will be a deadly combination. To begin with starters, we've Mini Punjabi Samosa, caff chuck and rolls. Lunch includes Russian salad, coked chuck, kabab, fried rice and numerous further effects. A perfect Regale will be enough to end frazzle of the whole day. Biryani, grilled kabab, fried leg pieces, fumed rice, camel meat with different gravies and different comeuppance satisfy our guests’ appetite.

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daylight and evening. We excite you to take filmland and frame these recollections.

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Personality Drift Perambulator Safari Thrill

Personality Drift Buggy Safari inspires you to decide through the rocky and massive stacks. Lifts across the comeuppance with the maximum speed give you a different sense.

Live Entertainment Shows

There will be colorful shows on the Dubai safari stint. But live belly show is the world-notorious show of Dubai. Professional hop look so stunning and win the hearts of callers through their cotillion performances.

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VIP DUBAI DESERT SAFARI | Safari Adventures Fun

Dubai Desert Safari tenures offer you a life full of luxuries. We're motivated to give top- line experience to our recognized guests. Our special Personality stint has some remarkable features to refresh your tired soul. We'll pick up you directly from your hostel or living point. It'll save your precious time and make your trip less excited in the desert.

Overview

We offer you 40 twinkles to enjoy thrilling drift bashing. VIP Dubai Desert Safari

The fast and furious quadrangle bike lifts outside the Arabian desert camp is another instigative adventure. While inside the camps, individual Personality Tables in Royal Style from the company side are only staying for Personality guests.

In addition, camel lifts, Beach boarding, Falcon viewing and belly cotillion are the main highlights. Personality buffet, BBQ Regale, and World-famed Personality live shows will fire up the charm of your safari nights. Generally, comeuppance feel calm and quiet. But the Personality desert safari gambles put a new life and excitement in Dubai’s Golden desert beach. Rising mornings and falling nights leave you spell-bound and snare out all worries to enlighten your living style. Along with reasonable prices, our safari Dubai and professional quality services attract honorable callers.

SOUNDEST Personality DESERT SAFARI ADDITION

Personality 4x4 Pick and drop services in luxurious Land Sedans

Personality Air- Conditioned Canopies

Drift Bashing for 20 twinkles

Personality Lounge in Arabian Style Best desert safari dubai

Personality Table settings, Stupefied Canopies, Waiter service

. Quad Biking

Sand Boarding

Personality Camel Riding

Get a Royal feel, wearing Traditional Arabian Costumes

. Filmland with Eagles

Measureless Soft Drinks, Water, Tea and Coffee services when you want

. Colorful Starter Dishes or Food to refresh your mood

Personality Buffet Regale

Personality BBQ Regale, Veg andNon-Veg

. Henna Designing for girls

Colorful Cotillion Shows

Enjoy Egyptian folk cotillion, Tanora

. Stick Show and Fire Show

We've a series of shows, adventures, Dubai safari tour

refreshment deals to make the Safari stint much more Personality for Personality guests around the globe. A lot of Personality Arabian Adventures are planned to satisfy the sense of adventure in the middle of the desert Dubai. It's for the people who are daring by nature.

Personality Stint TIMINGS

Personality Pick up Time 300PM-400PM

Personality Drop off time 900PM

Personality DESERT SAFARI Dubai LIVE Cuisine SESSIONS

We've live BBQ and cuisine sessions for our Personality clints. Audacious lifts along with delicious food will be a deadly combination. To begin with starters, we've Mini Punjabi Samosa, caff chuck and rolls. Lunch includes Russian salad, coked chuck, kabab, fried rice and numerous further effects. A perfect Regale will be enough to end frazzle of the whole day. Biryani, grilled kabab, fried leg pieces, fumed rice, camel meat with different gravies and different comeuppance satisfy our guests’ appetite.

Personality Pick And Drop For Personality Guests

Pick and drop services by 4x4 SUVs is the most striking part of Personality desert safari tenures. When you reach there, you'll see a series of exhilaration movements are staying for you.

Personality Enterprising Drift Bashing

Personality Dubai Desert Safari

generally proceeds with a 40 mins drift bashing in the desert. Motorists are largely talented and professionally manage shifty stacks while driving the vehicles. Nonetheless, all our vehicles are safe.

Independent Sunset Photo Shoot

A great ford on the top hill is incredibly a source of fun to enjoy drift bashing. You can feel the mesmerizing daylight and evening. We excite you to take filmland and frame these recollections.

Quad Bike Rides

Still, Personality Quadrangle Biking Lift is a perfect option, If you have a enterprising soul and want to have further and further adventures. Dubai desert safari arranges different typical quadrangle biking courses keeping in view your safety.

Personality Desert Safari Dubai Camel Rides

As the trip comes to an end, the stylish desert safari Dubai arranges a Personality camel lift for you. This lift will be memorable for children, grown-ups, men and women.

Henna Designs For Girls

Personality henna art is an intriguing point of the Personality desert stint, especially for ladies. They go for henna art; get a chance to wear traditional Arabian dresses and click filmland.

Personality Drift Perambulator Safari Thrill

Personality Drift Buggy Safari inspires you to decide through the rocky and massive stacks. Lifts across the comeuppance with the maximum speed give you a different sense.

Live Entertainment Shows

There will be colorful shows on the Dubai safari stint. But live belly show is the world-notorious show of Dubai. Professional hop look so stunning and win the hearts of callers through their cotillion performances.

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5 Ways to Experience Dubai's Charged Nightlife Like Never Before!

I thought that Adventure Dubai is infinite, there is too much to do, and "This city never sleeps," as I drive down Sheik Zayed Road in Dubai, a sizeable 8-lane street illuminated and crowded with traffic even at 2 am. On each side of the road, the designer facades of the high-lying buildings reflected the light. I have visited the city's clubs and outdoor areas for many hours as a student in Dubai. And I have felt comfortable walking back home nowhere else at 4 am. The nights of Dubai have their own lives and take on a character that is so distinct from daytime Dubai that it feels like another city.

Here are five tips you must do to get a taste of Dubai's nightlife:

1. Order Late-night Shawarma

No genuine Dubai nightlife experience without a Shawarma run at midnight is complete. Lebanese eateries provide this excellent meet wrap until the morning are the spots with maximum activity after midnight. People often stop their vehicles by the sidewalk, where waiters receive automobile orders. Aroos Damascus and Al Shami Restaurant (Al Muraqqabat Road, Deira), Al Mallah (Satwa), Reem al-Bawadi (Jumeirah Road) are among the most fantastic spots to spend the night in Shawarma late at night.

2.  Go Club-Hopping

The club scene in Dubai is impressive, mainly due to Tourism In Dubai that attracts visitors worldwide. Every nightclub-style can be found around the city, from luxury to edgy, and come and spoil yourself! Barasti has a magnificent view of the Palm, the Meridien Mina Seyahi Beach Resort, and the great screens for the evening games; Kasbar (Al Sufouh Road) is a trendy spot with authentic Arabic flair, and Nasimi Beach (Atlantis) the atmosphere of Atlantis is impressive. Chi@The Lodge (Al Nazr Leisureland) offers classy settings and fantastic music. 

3. Drive Through the City by Night

It is a dream to drive Dubai with the beautiful roads, street lighting, and traffic organization. Late-night journeys are a joy because of less traffic, great music on the radio, lovely roads, and a fantastic night town. My favorite destination on the long way is Al Mamzar, where a stream divides Dubai from Sharjah and where people enjoy a relaxing afternoon walk along the lovely Corniche promenade. Just above this bustling spot, you'll locate Filli Café, where you receive an excellent, late-night drive with masala chai — highly recommended!

4.   Walk along the Marina

Dubai Marina is a shoreline with boats, luxury yachts, and speedboats in the neighboring area of the city. Book for Tour Package Dubai Marina, where you can enjoy the lights from the high building in the clean waters through the walk, European-style cafes, and activities all night long. The family, couples, and friends enjoy the lights. The Dubai nightlife is a very excellent way to try it.

5.   Spend Time at Sheesha Lounge

Dubai offers spectacular delicacies and has a significant food and beverage scene. Many people prefer spending their nights in quiet sheesha pubs, usually watching live football and other sports events. More importantly, video games, board games, pool tables, and lounge chairs for a peaceful night are familiar.

Good to Know

Tuesdays     or Wednesdays are ladies' nights in numerous clubs and nightclubs—plan for     the best deal these days for your girls' nights.

The     Dubai administration is highly severe on drinking and driving, and on     weekends there are frequent checks that penalize drivers who drive drunk.     Taxis are accessible near night places, so it's safe and easy to travel     home.

Friday     and Sunday (not Sunday!) are the weekends in Dubai.

You'll find numerous things to do at all times in Dubai and have various experiences, from Dubai dune buggy trips to socializing in a modern nightclub. So, what do you expect? Let your hair fall and enjoy the real nightlife in Dubai.

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Cnn news Recovering from COVID-19: ABC’s Bob Woodruff’s son shares his story

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Cnn news Cheri Preston speaks to colleague Bob Woodruff on his son’s battle with COVID-19

April 6, 2020, 10: 20 AM

6 min read

Longtime ABC News Correspondent Bob Woodruff’s 28 year-inclined son, Mack, has been identified with COVID-19. He believes he came down with the virus while traveling from Europe to Sydney, Australia, while on a film project. Bob Woodruff spoke to his son Mack, about what he saw countries doing as the virus continued to unfold all thru borders.

"Traveling from France to Switzerland changed into as soon as no longer a problem. I salvage in case you can additionally very effectively be traveling on the assorted aspect of the border, Italy's border with Switzerland, it changed into as soon as an tall instruct," Mack said.

Hear to the paunchy interview with Cheri Preston and the rest of this previous week's highlights here:

Mack says he would possibly well possibly additionally have caught the virus while at a dinner gathering with a tall personnel of americans while restaurants and bars were packed to gain pleasure from their closing day commence for what they'd look ahead to to be the next four to 5 months.

For the length of this time, then all as soon as more, Europe changed into as soon as peaking -- despite the indisputable truth that folks didn’t look like too involved, according to Mack. Events and gatherings were in paunchy swing as President Macron of France seemed on tv to dispute all non-wanted agencies would possibly well possibly be shut down.

“So when the guy sitting subsequent to me ordered a cheeseburger, the waiter came and said, this is maybe going to be the closing cheeseburger served on this town for six months," Mack shared.

The following day, Mack bought on his flight to Sydney.

"My prospects of being contaminated in these airports, Geneva and Dubai and Sydney, the finest varied thing locations I can salvage that it would possibly possibly possibly possibly additionally have happened," Mack said.

When the airplane landed in Sydney, an announcement came to visit the speaker as they taxied to the gate explaining that the effectively being organization would board the airplane and hand out flyers.

"I judge it changed into as soon as a man and a girl came onto the flight dressed comely worthy in a paunchy hazmat suit. They had face masks, and so they handed out flyers about what try to be doing within the course of the first two weeks which that chances are high you'll additionally very effectively be befriend in Australia. Self-quarantine is a important 14 day quarantine. You would additionally't walk commence air. While you occur to carry out, it be important to wear a conceal, nonetheless handiest for important activities," Mack explains.

Assuming his complications were triggered by jetlag, Mack overpassed the unconventional coronavirus symptom. No longer till he had an absence of scent and taste did he come to the conclusion he would possibly well possibly additionally be contaminated with COVID-19.

"I've misplaced my sense of taste sooner than, nonetheless never to this extent. Peaceable to nowadays, I could well possibly additionally chunk right into a chocolate bar and chunk right into a lemon and I manufacture no longer decipher any difference in taste," Mack says.

Staying in lawful spirits though, he jokes about his father’s meals pronouncing, “now I can finally consume [his] cooking."

The boulevard to restoration is tricky, nonetheless a worthy relief when it’s seemingly. These getting better look ahead to the easy pleasures in existence, for some – the sunshine touching their face all as soon as more, and for Mack -- cookies.

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Airport Tyrant Syndrome: Power-mad officials who treat ‘powerless’ passengers with contempt - travel

I have written before about the nervousness most of us feel when we are at airports. The most obvious manifestation of this tension is when we are at Immigration counters. No matter how experienced a traveller you are, there is always at least one moment of doubt when you present your passport to the Immigration officer. Until he stamps your passport, you are at his mercy. He can refuse you entry. He can demand that you prove that you are never going to abandon your stable life in India to become a waiter in a curry house in Ealing or a drug pusher in Queens. (In India, my fear is more basic: will the officer know how to operate a computer? All too often these days I spend ages at Immigration desks in Delhi – and last fortnight in Trivandrum --- because the officer did not throw how his or her computer worked.) But what about the other side of the equation? What about the people who work at airports? Do they enjoy the terror they evoke in passengers? Are they just honest souls trying to do their jobs as best as they can? Or are they power-hungry little people who revel in tyranny! I am never quite sure. And frankly, it is wrong to generalise. All airports attract all kinds of people. But increasingly, I am coming around to the view that many of them delight in the exercise of their power. The golden rule at Immigration in most civilised countries is that you should try and be as nice to passengers as possible. That’s what officers are told during training. London used to be a nightmare. There was a time, in the 1960s when a group of Immigration officers came out in favour of Enoch Powell, the racist, anti-Immigration, right-wing politician. Fortunately, those days seemed to have passed. Sure, arriving in Heathrow can be horrible with long lines at Immigration. But when you do eventually get to a desk, the officers are usually warm and friendly. In America, experiences are mixed. Many officers still bark at visitors and, if you land at the wrong time, lines can be long. And there are still (in my limited experience) a fair numbers of officers who are into the power thing. The attitude is not ‘Welcome to America’ but “Are you trying to sneak into my country, you grubby little man?” Which kind of officer you get is purely a matter of luck. Things have improved in India since the local police were evicted from the Immigration Desks. When the Delhi police ran Immigration, it was among the worst in the world. The official attitude was that of the village thanedar interrogating a cattle thief. Often there would be veiled suggestions that unless some form of gratification was provided they wouldn’t let you board your flight. Poor labourers returning to jobs in the Middle East had no choice but to pay up. Things have improved since a new Immigration Bureau was set up. The officers are not crooks now. But many are foolish and incompetent. And a fair proportion still talk to passengers rudely, aware of the power they hold over them. The most positive development has been the handing over of airport security to the CISF. In the days when the local police ran security, I have seen constables of the Calcutta police forcing poor workers to empty their pockets out and helping themselves to their money before letting them through. At Mumbai airport, I once saw a constable accept money from a passenger to let him take some banned items abroad. When I complained to the inspector, he threatened to make me miss my flight. (The story has a happy ending. I wrote about it. The police immediately held an enquiry and action was taken against the corrupt officers.) In my experience, customs has improved since the green channel was introduced and officers know they are under scrutiny. You do get the odd power-mad joker but he tends to be the exception rather than the norm. But there are other people who enjoy terrorising passengers: airline staff, for one. Just stand next to the economy class check in counters for flights to the Gulf; there is something deeply offensive about the way in which traffic assistants talk to passengers. Rude does not even begin to describe it. If passengers have even a kilo of excess package they are made to squirm and beg and are terrorised. This may be true of airline staff all over the world: they treat the weak and powerless with contempt. Many staff members are stupid and even worse, they are stubborn in their stupidity. Sadly people of Indian origin working for European airlines are often the worst offenders . I remember being stopped from boarding my flight to London by a very foolish Indian-origin girl in Germany. I had no visa, she claimed. I explained to her that there was a stamp on my passport that confirmed that I had right of abode in the UK. (I was born in the UK.) “I don’t care. Indian passport,” she barked. Fortunately, a more intelligent (white) Lufthansa official intervened and let me board. People who pay for Business Class should have it easier. A domestic business class fare is several times the price of an economy fare. (Delhi-Mumbai-Delhi can cost as much as Rs. 75000). So, passengers should get what they have paid for. A good parallel would be a Five Star hotel which recognises that you are paying through your nose and treats you with some care. Many airlines abroad recognise this. Travelling Emirates out of Dubai, Thai out of Bangkok or Singapore Airlines out of Changi can be fun because the airlines provide excellent Business Class experiences on the ground. In India Jet used to do this and Air-India (out of Delhi) has finally got its act together for premium passengers. Oddly enough the one exception is Vistara, in most respects, India’s best airline. Check in queues are long, staff are poorly trained, the systems are bad and often they are just arrogant and rude at airports. (They are great once you are on board which is why I have taken five flights on Vistara over the last ten days.) I have written about Vistara’s ground handling before and to be honest, things are better now. But the old mentality still turns up again and again. Travelling to Calcutta on Monday, I found the Business Class check in lines were the longest and in the lounge, the board showing departures went from Gate Open to Last Call in minutes. Fortunately, the Vistara gates are near their Delhi lounge so my wife and I hurried to the gate. On our way there we got a call asking where we were. We explained that we would be there in a few minutes. The airline had a legitimate concern and we reassured them that we were nearly there. Then the phone rang again in a matter of seconds. They were now going to close the counter, we were told rudely. But, we explained, we were only a minute away from the gate and could actually see passengers still boarding. When I got to the counter, I remonstrated with the lady who checked my boarding card and said that there was no need to keep threatening us. “I can de-board you”, she said sternly, “if you are not there 20 minutes before departure”. This was a joke because boarding had not even been announced in the lounge 20 minutes before departure. Something inside me snapped. “Okay”, I said. “Off load me, then.” Of course, she never had any need (or the authority) to do that. It was a question of bullying passengers. (I was not the last passenger to board, anyway.) So you have got to ask yourself: would a guest at a Tata-run Taj hotel be treated that way? Would Singapore Airlines behave that way? Should Vistara, which embodies the culture of the Tatas and Singapore Airlines, treat passengers with such contempt? The answer is obvious. It is something about airports that brings out the petty tyrant in little people. They feel powerful and feel they can throw their weight around . If the rude lady had been elsewhere —say at reception at a Taj hotel— she would have treated guests very differently. Blame it on Airport Tyrant syndrome ! To read more on The Taste With Vir, click here Follow more stories on Facebook and Twitter Source link Read the full article

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3.

A whole ass month has passed by and still, I have not got over the fact my dad got married before and ditched his real first born son. I would deep down like to air it out to the family right here at this table but I don’t know, I am already living here again. Naomi on the other hand is chasing me, she just found out yesterday I am here and is now eating with us. My family won’t ask why I won’t go back home, this is home though. Naomi fucked with the wrong nigga, she thought I am going to obey her. Just kill yourself and be done with it “awfully quiet today Maurice, usually talking your shit. Sorry dad, I mean your nonsense” Nalah spoke up, she loves to create some drama “you better be quiet, I am the one letting you go Dubai to oversee the new hotel. Hopefully some poor helpless guy takes you” looking up from my plate grinning at Nalah from across me, she gawked at me not saying a word “well, was just asking when you going to Vegas again” see what I mean, she wants to talk shit infront of Naomi “you went Vegas?” I knew it, I knew Naomi would speak up “what’s it got to do with you? I have business meetings there, ask my lovely dad” eyeing him up, my dad cleared his throat “we did meet after yes” he’s a good guy “there you go, so what’s the issue?” wiping my mouth with the napkin “not seen you since the wedding” I chuckled licking my lips “as long as I buy you bags you will be fine” my phone started to ring in my pocket “not how a marriage works is it?” getting my phone out from my pocket “also lies don’t work in a marriage either but you did that” Bonita is calling me, this is shocking because she never calls me “I have to take this” getting up from my seat “hello?” answering the call “I was about to put the phone down, it rang longer than it should” this is what I like about her, she just doesn’t care “one second” I said.

Walking out of the dining room “why you already being rude for? I mean come on, I just got scared. I was like Bonita really calling me? Are you bored?” she must be “you damn right, I am on lunch and I was like I need someone that will talk about the lies he says, speaking different languages my ass” busting out laughing “why you playing me like that? I will personally show you I can, you put me on the spot. I get nervous, I gots feelings Bonita” talking to her and also texting all day has been different, she makes me laugh. I got to thank Shawn for helping me out “nervous? Boy please, I kind of like you calling me Bonita. It sounds sexy actually” raising an eyebrow “you getting wet?” I said straight up, she let out a giggle “it will take more than that, it will take you saying that to my face” she makes me want to fly over there but we are taking shit slow, also we need to meet yet but she is so damn busy all the damn time but she on her grind so I am waiting “I am waiting on you, we need to meet. The longer we wait, you know” not finishing my words off “know what? Man of many words, come on. You said to me last night you was going to show me around Texas, how is Shawn? The only reason I can never forget that guy is because of his eyes” rolling my eyes, his eyes be pulling women “he good, I ain’t seen him for a while but you know that is still on. Waiting on you, it’s been like a month now? A month and a week, this time you can’t put the phone down on me in person” she stay doing it, just because I was eating in her ear like that shit was serious “maybe tonight, I say maybe because I will probably look ugly. We can facetime again and oh my god. My mom that night, I was so ashamed” laughing a loud “she was like is this your boyfriend! I was like woah, hey. We need to meet first, she funny your mom, then she said to me is my eyes closed. I got small eyes, the fuck” shaking my head laughing, it’s stupid funny.

Pulling my hood up on hoodie “my man!!” Shawn spat, biting my bottom lip trying not to smile too much “you looking well my brother” dapping him as I slid into the booth on the seat across him “you see this tan? Bahamas was fucking crazy, but I missed you. You ain’t been calling me, the fuck!?” pushing my hood back laughing “I am a busy guy you know” Shawn side eyed me “busy with what? This smile is something I have been waiting to see for years, you look so happy. What happened? She already gave you P?” shaking my head “no, no. Never that, don’t think that. It’s been different, she just keeps me on my toes. She is like me, it’s the best thing I have done and thank you so much Shawn, thank you for pushing me. I am scared to go on a journey like this but you here supporting me” fist bumping him “well when I see you, I just see the soul being sucked out of you and not in a good way. I see you now and it’s like a new man, you need a person that compliments you and wants the best for you, so how is it?” rubbing my hands together “it’s crazy, we ain’t met yet. She always busy and I accept it because she grinding hard, I kind of lied though. She asked where I work and I said a hotel, manager or some shit. You think I am doing wrong? I don’t want to fuck this up, and guess what? Search my motherfucking name now, you will only see who I am, no negative marriage shit” Shawn’ mouth fell open “for real? Well I mean money buys you anything, you did the same thing your dad did. That is what is up, but you know when it comes to it you will need to say it” sitting back sighing out “don’t get me started, I don’t even want to think about that part. For now I want to just meet her, get to know her. She funny though, we speak everyday” I am so hyper right now.

The waiter bought out food to us “would you like anything else?” he asked “just a water please” picking up my fork “it’s nice that we get to eat breakfast together so tell me, how is the family? Y’all had fun?” I asked him “we did, it was nice. We left and at the airport I see Kellen, he is going on his third honeymoon, I was like nigga. Your honeymoon has ended get the fuck outta here” shaking my head laughing “why is my cousin stupid as fuck, he seems busy. When I called him he was like I can’t come, I am busy. I wanted to say busy in that pussy but I held back. She is a nice girl though” breaking a bit of my pancake with my fork “she is, he is happy so screw the rest. I am also getting deep with a girl, finally” my eyes widened “seriously? No way, that’s so good. You been talking to her for a while or something?” Shawn pulled a face “I kind of been on and off with her, she’s a new recruitment at the place I work, I think she is the one for me though” dapping Shawn “happy for you bro, we about to be both happy. I hope so anyways” things seem to be looking up, this chick has bought a new lease of life to me.

Staring down at my nails, picking at the side of little finger nail because this shit is looking pathetic. As a person that is hopefully going to be a surgeon I can’t have long nails so I have to have these short for what I want to do, but with my time off coming soon I can get my nails done, I am in need of this time off. Just some TLC for me “girl, lift your head up. Your nail ain’t going to grow like that” looking up from my nails and at Leon “well it makes me sad, my hands look so ugly. How can I show these off to a potential boo” Leon got his arms open to me, getting up from the seat “took ya damn time by the way” hugging Leon “I took the damn bus, you know that shit is slow. Come on, we need to have our weekly catch up, we can facetime Tif” picking up my bag from the floor “you know, I was thinking you should move with me. Why doesn’t Thomas let his baby go” Leon is one of my besties apart from Tif, we went to school together, college and everything. We been said that this guy is gay but he came out to us just two years ago, we knew anyways “my dad loves me, he doesn’t care for me leaving and besides. I am saving my money, I am still a broke ass” Leon side eyed me “my ass you broke, your parents will spoil the life out of you. I just think we need to get an apartment, get some men through and get some dick, we need it” laughing at his stupidity, he wants a place where we just get dick.

Intertwining my arm around Leon’ as we slowly walked on the Carmel city beach “this is so romantic, why couldn’t you just be straight? We are so perfect together” poking my lips out at Leon, he is holding my bag “if I liked pussy you would be with me, I wish I did like the look of pussy. It’s just eew, I cannot even stand to look at it” he cringed “but at least you tried pussy babe” Leon groaned out “it was nasty, like I knew I wanted dick. I just struggled to accept it, but don’t you think I am like those macho gays, I could pull it off being straight” resting my head on his arm “I would say yes, you’re very sexy for a gay anyways. Don’t you just miss Tiffany? I am jealous she got so lucky, Kellen is so kind” Tiffany actually has done well for herself, they dated for years too “oh god, Kellen eyes are just fine. Remember when he assumed I fancied him?” busting out laughing “but he was right, you did! Tiffany knew it but it’s all good, we got on. You and I are the single lovers, we can buy a French bulldog and live together” looking up at Leon “you know what, that is the plan with us” Leon rolled his eyes “you better not get no man now, I don’t want to be fighting anymore. Your ex was an asshole, he called me gay” Leon is stupid “you are that but the way you just punched him, he was shook. You’re my hero” he is hilarious.

Finally home, it’s been a long day and I had to catch up with my bestie Leon “decided to come home, I was about to send a search party out for you. You worked night and then you didn’t come home” hugging my dad “you worry too much, I am back home. I went to see Leon, we walked the beach. I am so tired now” feeling my dad press a kiss to the top of my head “well mom has just put out the food, I came because I saw your car. Wanted to hug you” this is why I don’t ever want to leave this home, all this loving I get “auntie Gloria is here too” my eyes bulged out, she is too much and is here “now, now. She loves you, nothing but love in this home” my dad moved back and there stood my auntie “I am so proud of you my niece. You work so hard, you not slept” hugging my auntie “yeah, I think I am going to eat and then sleep straight away, it’s good to see you though” I wish was she wasn’t here, only reason is because she is loud and I really don’t’ feel like interacting with people right now.

Sitting across my auntie on the table, I stifled out a yawn. I need to go to sleep “dessert?” my mom said to me but I shook my head “I am just thinking, we need to go on a family holiday again. What do you think to camping?” sitting up on the chair “no, let’s go somewhere better, I have always wanted to go to New Zealand. What do you think?” My dad rolled his eyes at me “you always go to extremes, one day. I am not that rich yet but we can go to different city together?” my dad does his best, I am so loved here that I would not want to move out “you know what dad, why don’t we go somewhere cold. Alaska, that is different right?” I need to not be so petty “you know what Robyn, we will do that. That is so different, ok. I will get to planning, you know every year we need to do something. I am going to be so sad whenever you do move out” poking my bottom lip out “stop it dad, you will have me forever in this house” he is so sentimental.

[neptuneyachtsdubai]

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[willswalkabout]

Mexico 

Mexico was an absolute whirlwind and for that reason I would love to return to delve deeper into it, see more, and get a slightly more rounded experience, however I still loved my time there. A combination of cheap flights, and wanting to be in Cancun on Saturday night, meant my trip was pretty oddly organised on the face of it. I began with two nights in a hostel in the centre of Mexico City. It was an odd place to arrive the first night. I was immediately stuck by the number of police, standing on practically every street corner. It found it hard to decide if this made me feel safer or not! The Spanish also felt very different from what I had become accustomed to in Peru. Much harsher, and with less personal sympathy for my inadequacies. I found a cheap bar and had an early night. I was also fairly annoyed at myself for making a mistake I had already made on my trip, of picking a massive hostel more suited to school trips. You may remember this happened to me in Sydney. I think my only thought was the great experience at the Buenos Aires hostel, which was also fairly big. Luckily my room which I had to myself the first night, shared a bathroom with another adjoining room, where Will and Alicia were staying. They were from California and Texas respectively, and I spent the next day wondering around the city with them. 

On day two myself and Will went on a free walking tour the hostel had put on, though sadly it was probably the worst I’ve done. Which is saying something as Christchurch was pretty awful. Mexico had so much to offer, but we were taken to the government building, which housed the department for education I think. To its credit all 3 floors had some pretty impressive murals on all the walls, however we were convinced our tour guide was purely interpreting them in his own way, like we could ourselves, as opposed to delivering actual knowledge. Will and I bugged him with more questions than he was wanting, and I seem to remember he eventually told us that there is actually very little written about the murals, so he has a difficult job. At this point we thought it best to leave the tour and forge our own path through the chaos. We walked through a market for a bit before meeting Alicia, who come to think of it may have only flown in that morning. We had a few drinks, before going up Mexico city’s tallest building, which had some pretty decent panoramic views, despite the smog. Anyone that knows me, and certainly anyone that has been reading this blog, will be well aware that I love a good view. What in a somewhat pathetic way really thrills me, is that these views have been unbelievably varied over the trip. Highlights would be the night hike in Hong Kong, one of my favourite skylines of the trip. A week later I was on Koh Samui off the Thailand coast, riding a scooter up a hill to see sunset over the beach. Then there’s of course New Zealand, where the treks were absolutely awe inspiring. Santiago’s funicular did a pretty decent job, and now I was looking across the chaotic sprawl of what was once the world’s most populated city. We spent that evening looking for a bar with little success. Myself and Will were sent in the direction of couple of Mexico’s hip/bar areas, and as we aimlessly walked through the streets we were met with little success. One of my biggest disappointments of Mexico was failing to find these areas, and hopefully I’ll be able to link up with a local when I next visit. We still had more luck than an Australian guy in our hostel, who from mishearing one letter of a place name, had ended up in the city’s gay quarter, which he made clear to us was not his intention. 

The next day I did a much improved walking tour of the city. It was actually more like a lesson in the history of the nation, illustrated by buildings and monuments, but did a good job of demonstrating how the city was formed, and the tour guide was excellent, I then flew to Cancun that evening. Mexico city’s airport look very central on the map, but the traffic can mean you actually have to leave 45 minutes for the 5 mile journey if going at peak times. As soon as I landed 2 hours later in Cancun I was hit by the wall of heat. This was not as bad as Austin turned out to be, but was still a step up from the city. I walked the 5 minute trip to my hostel and checked in. The hostel had looked pretty amazing both on the website and by the reviews, and it was one of my favourites of the trip. It was laid out very similarly to the ‘Love Island’ villa, a reference I’m not sure all readers of this blog will be able to relate to. There was also the added bonus of free dinner and breakfast, both of which were excellent. The pool was also great to cool off, and as a social aspect. My hope in Cancun was to meet a load of Americans. Mostly because I’ve had a good time with them so far, and I assumed it was where a lot of them come for the summer. It was then a bit of a shock when I joined a circle of chairs to find that the hostel was about 75% British and Irish. I’m still not sure why this was the case, given Mexico is a <3 hour flight from so many large American cities. I don’t remember all the names, but I got along well with another Will, who had been schooled in Dubai, but was about to go to Bristol University to do Medicine. I also met Sabrina, who was I think a trainee primary school teacher from San Francisco. I had thought I’d go out that night, it being Friday, though it seemed there was a pattern of big nights, and no nights. Thursday had been a big one for most people at the hostel, and I was fairly happy to settle for an early night. 

Breakfast was probably the best I’ve had from any hostel. This poor cook stood in an absolute sweat box of a kitchen, and was happy to cook you omelettes with your choice of filling, subway style. We went to the beach that day with a few others, I’m struggling with names but I can always remember nationalities. At times it annoyed and confused Americans when I would refer to them as Colorado, Arizona, Seattle or Buffalo, but it’s what always sticks with me, over the names themselves. So in this case there was a Dutch and a German girl, as well as an extremely irritating French-Canadian who went by the name of Swanny. He spent a considerable amount of time telling us about the factories he owns in China, while being a waiter at college. I’ve learnt not to question these people as it’s just not worth the effort. After a day at the beach where I probably burnt, we did go for a big night out at a club called ‘The City’. The hostel did an all-inclusive deal that got you transport (which turned out to be 50 cents…) entry to the club, your own table, and an open bar. I was shocked to find out this would cost $50. I had budgeted for far less, but I guess you have to remember that these institutions are solely serving tourists, and are American owned. A few of us briefly considered finding our own ‘locals outlet’, but then realised with no knowledge of the local area, little Spanish, and with the hostel organising the main night, we might as well just do it as a one off experience. I’m sure there’ll be some pictures in this, but it was pretty incredible. As the largest club in Central and South America it was just enormous, and more like an arena than a club. Safe to say I can’t remember a huge amount of this night past the initial amazement the size. I did for an unknown reason choose to jump in the pool when we returned to the hostel at about 4 in the morning. For this I was told to leave the premises or go to bed. Soaking wet, I sat outside for a while and I think dried off while dozing off to sleep. Later in the morning at about 5 I think Will turned up outside in an uber. I remember he left pretty early in the night. What made little sense was that on closer examination his uber had departed from a few hundred metres away from Cancun Airport. He had no clue how he’d ended up there, it’s about a 30 minute drive from the club. One theory is that he fell asleep on a bus going the wrong direction but I’m still not sure. 

The next day we visited Playa Delphinas, an absolutely stunning beach with picture perfect white sand and turquoise waters. Following the pattern, it was another quiet night, bar a beer pong tournament. I knew my success in this field had peaked back in Buenos Aires with Roy, so chose to sit this one out. The next day was a flight back to the city. I told you it was a bit of a mad trip. I’m not sure what I think of Cancun. I’m sure if you stay in one of the many resorts it can be a lovely place to holiday, but I’m not it has anything you wouldn’t possibly find cheaper in Europe. The issue is that the whole town is run on its tourists, and so finding Mexican prices, which was possible in the capital, was not here. I would possibly give it another go, but would prefer to see the nearby Tulum, or the pyramids at Chichen Itza. Having already ticked off 2 of the modern wonders on this trip (Great Wall of China and Machu Picchu) I was gutted not to have time to make the day trip to the Yucatan. 

On my return to the City I had booked a hotel for two nights. I had the money spare and it was only $25 a night. What I didn’t know, was that I was to be upgraded to the room with a huge Jacuzzi.. This was unbelievable news, and a situation I was desperate to share. I met up with Will, and Alicia that evening who were still at our hostel, and we played drinking games with a load of Dutch guys that evening before being kicked out. The next day I was pleased most of our group, plus some German girls and Israeli guys fancied visiting the pyramids of Teotihuacan. This partly made up for missing Chichen Itza. We could have done with a guide book as the Wikipedia page was fairly useless, as was the signage. We hung on the back of a couple of tour groups, but concluded that these guides went a lot slower, and in far more detail than we would have liked. It was built and largely functioned between 100 and 700AD. A lot of it was destroyed in the 6th Century. I think the story loosely goes that the Mayans built it and lived there, before the Aztecs decided they liked the look of it, and defeated the Mayans to take it. It is a hub for Archaeologists and I think still has a lot to be found. There’s a lot of controversy over the fact the dividing president Diaz somewhat rebuilt it in 1910 when he was trying to make Mexico City like the cultural capitals of Europe, and he may of destroyed some of the original stonework. Wikipedia also claims to me now that the government agreed on some proposals to build a Walmart there before they were defeated by UNESCO. That night those of us that went to the pyramids, along with a couple of English girls who moved in that evening, ended up back at my room in the hotel, with some drinks. Once you’ve seen a photo of the size of the jacuzzi, it would feel stupid to keep it to myself. In the morning having had very little sleep, I flew into the heat wall that was Austin.

[surveysonfleek]

282.

Ever wake up early on Saturdays to go Garage Sale shopping? no, as a kid we used to go to the flea market instead. fun times. When was the last time you got a nose bleed? last week. no idea how. How old is the mattress on your bed? i’d say... five years? Do you have any picture frames without a picture in them? not that i know of. Do you keep magazines by your toilet? we used to. but magazines are pretty much dead now.

What did you last take a picture of with your camera? about 30 mins ago, there was a nice sunset outside my window.

The last time you got dressed up, where did you go? ermmm went to a gig. Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize? yes. Are you proud of who you are? yes and no. i have a lot to improve. If you were a waiter/waitress, would you make good tips? i’ve been a waitress before, didn’t make that many tips lmao. but no one has to tip here so it wasn’t a big deal. What if there were two of you? Would the world be in trouble? if we were exactly the same it’d be kinda boring lol. Forget about toppings. What type of CRUST do you like on pizzas? the crust on deep pans orrrr the ones with cheese in it. yum. Have you ever stolen a road sign or traffic barrier? no. Captain Crunch vs. Count Chocula: Who makes the better cereal? i haven’t tried either. Would you prefer an ice cream sundae or an ice cream cone? sundae. Is chapstick a necessity for you? yes!  What are the best kind of Girl Scout cookies? never tried them. If a cop was following you, would it make you paranoid? well, yeah. Do you watch movies with the subtitles on? sometimes. What game show would you like to be on? any where i’m guaranteed to win lol. If you hit an animal while driving, would you stop to see if it was okay? yeah, probably. Do you read trashy romance novels? no. Do you constantly doubt yourself? yes. Have you ever played computer solitaire for hours on end? no. Do you like to have ice in your drinks? yes. What did you eat for breakfast? nothing. Do you hate wearing big, bulky coats in the winter time? no i actually love it. If you saw wet cement, would you place your handprint in it? nah. When telemarketers call your house, do they mispronounce your last name? yep always. What’s the tallest building you’ve ever been in? burj khalifa in dubai! totally forgot i’ve been there lol. Can you honestly tell the difference between DiGiorno and delivery pizza? i haven’t tried this digiorno. Ever caught anything on fire? yes. Have you ever put a video on YouTube? yes. Can you cross your eyes? yes. Does your foot itch? no. What is the most interesting thing on your wall? my coachella wristband. yeah, soooo interesting lol. Someplace you’d rather be right now? on vacation. How many times have you moved in your lifetime that you can recall? four. but i’ve been in this current house since ‘99 Do you share your room with anyone? no. When was the last time you went to the dentist? a month ago. If a color represented your mood right now what color would it be & why? grey.