#waiter at resturant

[longlaegs]

small talk with the old women I wait tables for makes me feel like the strange child adopted by an elderly duchess to entertain her friends at tea

[lennythereviewer]

Why have we as a society normalized the whole "every waiter in the restaurant makes a big commotion and sings Happy Birthday at full volume across the room" thing? It is a social situation where literally no one wins

First of all the birthday recipient is put on the spot by their "friends" and family and are embarrassed in front of total strangers and screamed at by the wait staff when they probably just want to eat their chocolate cake in peace.

Second, I can assure you no waiter gives a rats-ass its your birthday and is dreading having to do their birthday chant for the tenth time that day and wear their voices out. Plus, having to drop everything to do this probably means orders have piled up in their absence which means more hectic work for them.

Thirdly, I'm sure whoever is seated at the table right next to the birthday victim REALLY appreciates having their conversation interrupted by a flash mob of birthday chanting right in their ears, same goes for anyone in the immediate area of the blast zone.

Why do we DO this?? No one gets any enjoyment out of it other than whoever arranged it for like ten seconds.

Like, genuinely why?

[oopsallsmosh]

why in the

fuck

is chef gumi

(this king)

in PRISON

[xasha777]

[thedoomeddunebug]

I went back to a serving job while also going back to school and I think I’ve realized that I was so suicidal from 2019-2021 because I worked in a restaurant not bc of my severe mental health issues so like I’m doing gr8

[tomssexdoll]

can you do where reader and Tom were best friends and Tom was secretly crushing on her at school like 2003-2005 but then Tom had to leave the school because he got famous and had to go to tour and stuff and school was pretty hard for him but in 2009 he sees reader somewhere like in a restaurant and they talk about old times and then they go to reader’s house and then it ends with smut

i love this idea sm

Gone too long

PAIRINGS: Tom 2009 x Female reader CONTENT: FLUFF + SMUT SYPNOSIS: Y/N and Tom were best friends in years ago, Tom had to leave in 2005 when his career started to peak, leaving Y/N all alone. She didn't know at the time but he had the biggest crush on her and leaving her was one of the worst things that could happen. Later in 2009 he still thinks about her everyday, and then one day sees her in a resturant, eating alone. A/N: ee WARNINGS: dom!tom, sub!reader, p in v (missionary and riding), nipple play, teasing, squirting

When I was around 13, I met this guy named Tom, he was instantly my best friend and we hung out for days on end, every time we'd see each other we'd always work to one specific corner store and order the same thing every time.

But in 2005, his music career started to rise and he got more attention. I'd always helped him and the band with getting gigs at small bars or house parties but they never really became super famous.

He had to leave and I was devistated, 2 years of friendship wasted. Little did he know I had the fattest crush on him.

As the years went by I watched as his career progressed, him turning into a handsome young man. One day I decided to go eat out alone, not let my thoughts get the best of me.

I picked a cute little resturant, a family owned business that had recently opened, everyone I know was saying how good this place was, even celebrities were going.

I opened the swinging doors, greeted by a waiter and being sat at a 50s themed booth. I skimmed over the menu, looking at all the delicious options, things from chicken burgers to beef burgers to nuggets to fries to milkshakes.

I chose a strawberry milkshake and a beef burger with a side of fries, I hadn't eaten breakfast earlier so I was super hungry. I looked around the place, noticing how all the customers looked so happy, couples sharing milkshakes, families bonding and eating.

Then, I saw a guy sitting alone, black braids with a black bandana, I decided to ignore him but I couldn't shake the feeling off that he was staring at me. I decided to look again and my eyes widened, a familiar face, the face I've loved for years.

I realized it was Tom and he had realized it was me, I saw him stand up with his food and rush over to me, sitting down in the booth, we were both speechless, surprised to be seeing each other after so long.

"Hey Y/N..it's been a while" he smiled softly, I nodded, not being able to form words, super shocked that he was actually in front of me after so long. "So..how are you?" he chuckled, munching on his fries.

"Fuck..uh..." I snapped out of my trance, "i'm fine..I have a really cool job and I haven't been able to stop thinking about you..I watched all your interviews in hopes you'd maybe talk about me" I confessed, my cheeks flushing red, turning my head to look away from him.

"I mean, I couldn't stop thinking about you too, I'd try distract myself but you always clouded my thoughts" he chuckled, reaching his hand out and grabbing mine, causing me to snap my head back to him.

"I'm glad I could see you again, you've grown so much" he smirked "you're very beautiful" he teased, sending a little wink. I giggled, "you're very handsome yourself Tom, I love the braids"

For the next 3 hours we talked about old times, what we used to get up to and what we've been doing for the past 4 years. The resturant was near closing, we didn't even notice that we had been chatting for so long, we just had so much to catch up on and so much chemistry, the conversation never went awkward.

"Hey folks, the resturant is closing now, can we ask if you can pay your Bill and leave? We're so sorry" the waiter came up to us, "oh of course!" I smiled, going up to the counter to pay for my meal, "no no, let me pay liebe" I chuckled "liebe? You haven't called me that since 2004, who do you think you are" I said playfully, a smug grin appearing on his face as he payed for my meal.

"Thanks for that Tom" I leaned in, kissing his cheek sweetly and holding onto his hand, our fingers interlocking. I had walked to the resturant since it was so close to my house, Tom of course drived, his black sports car waiting outside.

"You wanna go back to mine? I really did miss you, I don't want our little date to get cut short" he frowned, looking down at me, "of course I want to" I smiled, pulling him with me to his car.

He opened the door for me, "why thank you" I smirked and got into the passanger seat, buckling myself up. He came to the side and got into the drivers seat, starting the car.

He sneakily slid a hand on my thigh as he started to drive. I rolled the window down, the cool breeze hitting my skin, sending goosebumps all over my arms.

I looked at the empty streets, admiring the yellowy glow of the street lights. As we arrived to his house he guided me in, bringing me to the lounge room. I sat on the couch as he dissapeared to the kitchen, pulling out a bottle of champagne for me and him, 2 glasses in his other hand.

He sat down next to me, pouring us a glass. We continued to talk for another hour, sipping at our drinks. Eventually we got tipsy, tension starting to fill the room. I had taken my jacket off, my boobs nearly buldging out of my tank top.

I noticed the way he just stared at my cleavage, a tent forming in his pants. "Tom" I called out, "oh..sorry" he chuckled, scratching his neck nervously.

I smirked and climbed onto his lap, smashing his lips into mine. His hands immediately flew to my hips, holding them tightly, deepening the kiss.

"Mm.." I moaned into the kiss, Tom slipping his tongue into my mouth and bucking his hips up, grinding against me softly. Our tongues fought for dominance, getting heated quickly.

He picked me up, holding me by my ass and walking towards his room, our lips still glued together. He pulled away for a moment, throwing me onto the bed and crawling to me, smashing his lips into mine again, grabbing my hands and pinning them above my head.

"Tom!" I gasped, his kisses trailing down to my neck, sucking roughly and leaving marks everywhere, basically claiming me as his. "Fuck.." he groaned, pushing his erection onto my stomach.

He let go of my hands, tugging at my shirt and pulling it off, along with my bra, revealing my perky breasts, nipples hard. "Ohh my god.." his breath hitched, leaning down and latching onto one of my nipples, sucking harshly.

I whined, "oh fuck! mm Tom!" arching my back, his cock pressing into me harder. He started to take his shirt off, along with his pants and boxers, leaving him completely nude all while kissing and sucking on my nipples.

He eventually let go, dragging my skirt off and rubbing my clit over my panties softly, my hips bucking up "ohh..someones excited" he smirked, peeling them off and throwing them to the side.

I whined, growing impatient, he detected this and smirked, aligning himself at my entrance, slowly pushing in. "Oh fuck!" I cried out, holding onto his biceps as he stretched me out slowly, making sure it didn't hurt.

After bottoming himself out he started to thrust slowly, trying to get me adjusted to his size. "Fuck..Tom you're so big.." I groaned, scratching at his back, he chuckled and started to thrust faster.

Eventually he started to pound into me, hitting my g spot repeatedly, "fuck.." he grunted, leaning down and starting sucking on my nipples again, swirling his tongue around my sensitive buds, little moans escaping my mouth.

I whimpered, his cock slamming into me cruely, stabbing at my g spot desperatly, his cock throbbing in my tight wetness. He grabbed my hips tightly, grazing his teeth over my nipples.

I felt tension build up in my stomach, twisting into a tight knot. He threw his head back, mouth slightly agape, cock twitching in me.

He groaned, feeling his balls tighten as he neared his orgasm. He could feel me clenching around his cock, causing him to lose control, "I'm gonna cum! Fuck!" he groaned, ejaculating and spurting his hot cum into me pussy, filling it to the brim.

I moaned at the sensation of my pussy being filled, my orgasm crashing down, juices spilling all over his cock. "Holy fuck.." I panted, Tom fell down onto the bed next to me, catching his breath.

Before I knew it I was on his cock again, he grabbed me by my waist and easily picked me up, slamming me back down onto his length, making me ride him.

"Oh fuck!" I whined, he grabbed my hips and started to help me move up and down on his cock, "you're so fucking hot.." he growled, slapping my ass harshly.

I yelped and rode faster, his tip hitting all the right spots, "that's right baby, ride my cock like the little slut you are.." he grinned, reaching out and fondling my bouncing breasts, rubbing his thumb over my nipple.

"Ohh fuck!" I whined, bouncing up and down on his cock, chasing another orgasm, my cunt dripping with juices. I threw my head back, the pleasure taking over my body, no thoughts being processed in my head.

He started to thrust up into me, meeting my movements. Hands squeezing my breasts roughly, "taking my cock so well..such a good girl" he praised, I felt my climax building again.

I was drunk on his cock, it was like drugs to me, addicting. He smirked, smacking my ass again, balls slapping onto my ass, hips slamming into mine roughly.

"Cum on this cock again, now" he commanded, I cried out and dug my nails into his shoulders, legs twitching as I came again, a clear stream of liquid spilling onto his abdomen.

"Holy shit!" I whined, collapsing onto his chest as he came deep in me again, fucking the cum into my pussy so it wouldn't spill out. He layed onto the bed, pulling me with him, pulling out slowly and cleaning me up.

"I missed you so much baby..you've been gone for too long.." he looked deeply into my eyes, brushing stray hairs away from my face and kissing me softly.

"I'm so happy I can be in your arms again" I smiled, kissing him back gently.

tags: @itsmealaiah @itsangelll @kaulitzsbabyy @ballhair @bkaulitzlover @estxkios @charliesgoodboy @tomsonlyslut @ge-billsgf

[gokupilled]

more meliodas headcanons for the soul

meliodas has NEVER drank water. if the waiter at a resturant asks if he would like a water he immeditately runs out of there

he taught elizabeth how to speak demon tongue and elizabeth taught him goddess tongue, dont ask me why i just like it that way

he goes in elizabeth's clothes to play dress up with ban

he gots fangs or something idk

he wears something like this to bed

[dawnofiight]

Everybody plays such cute games and names them after redacted characters while I play Roblox Resturant Tycoon and name my waiters after the WORST people ever and the cooks after the best people.

"Idk too much about handing plates around but I know you aren't doing it RIGHT, KODY. GET TO IT BITCH WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?"

"Omg hi starlight you're doing great sweetie 😊"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU UNHAPPY FOR IVAN (obviously not when he was in his plane era) YOU DONT DO SHIT BESIDES STAND THERE AND LET BLAKE DO ALL THE WORK. YOU'RE HAVING ME PRAISE BLAKE OF ALL PEOPLE" (This was before my slut era mind you)

"Omg hi Huxley you make that kimchi 😁"

David fusion into me to cook on the same stove: Omg how scandalous 😳

[lxmbr]

Luxiem when you propose first! 💍

cw: suggestive in vox and ike's. not proofread

notes: thank you so much anon!! i'm so nervous to post this so i really hope this is up to your expectations! so sorry it took so long to make but i actually had a lot of fun! 🩷

Vox Akuma -

• Vox is a pretty traditional man so i think he'd be a bit bummed at first

• of course he'd say yes

• would probably still propose to you anyway

• he might even try to "1 up" you lol

• you mightve done it at a resturant but nonono he planned for weeks to get something "better"

• he ended up popping the question to you where he first asked you on a date

• he'd ask the other luxiem members to help set up the area with flower petals and candles/whatever you fancy

• VERY CLICHE.

• he does the cheesy prep talk before he finally pops the question

• "would you, (first and last name) make me, Vox Akuma the luckiest demon on earth and join me in ruling my clan?"

• afterwards he'd totally rizz you up to make you forget he just "beat you" in a fake competetion

• after BOTH proposals you know what happens ;)

• in the end he would happily say yes but be very flustered as he didnt expect you to be the one to do so. 

• the fact that you proposed first was both hot AND sweet

• he'd still want to give his go at a proposal too though :)

Mysta Rias -

• This boy- man would SCREAM

• he'd be hella surprised

• after he asesses the situation i think he'd do that cringy white girl thing 

• "OH EM GEE!! NO YOU DIDN'T! YES IF COURSE I WILL BABE!" while jumping and fanning his face with his hands

• after the jokes he'd say yes genuinely and kiss you happily

• "ah babeeee in so surprised but..im so happy" with his  sheepish giggle

• would give you the BIGGEST HUG ™

• since you asked him he'd treat you to dinner that night

• "its on me loves..gotta treat my future wife don't i?~"

• wouldnt. stop. talking. about. it. all. week.

• he might cry a bit but he would hide it for sure. maybe only a tear or two would come out

• would be soooo clingy the rest of the day/night

• "can we shower together??" 

• in the end he wouldnt mind all that much..hes just sooo excited to get to marry you!!

Luca Kaneshiro -

• you decided that day was THE day...but..so did he..

• oops! you both proposed the same day!

• of course the 3 year anniversary would he perfect!! why wouldnt he think of the possibility that you'd do it?!

• when you get on 1 knee he'd look around with a shocked expression and would give his awkward laugh

• "WHAT?!" 

• after your speech he got down on HIS knee ans then proposed to you..at eye level since you were still kneeling 

• everyone around was shocked. the other luxiem members aw-ing and laughing

• another loud one

• he'd call back home, YOUR mom, the waiters and waitresses, the lucubs...EVERYONE

• would also be clingy af 

• couldnt look you in the face from pure shyness but you caught him staring at you multiple times

• he wouldnt stop praising you for your proposal

• "omg that was so good baby i loved it!!"

• never lets go of you, your arms and hands are ALWAYS intertwined 

• gets jealous and possessive easily

• he'd pull you away from everyone..mainly the other guys

• "excuse you IKE. my FIANCE is BUSY with ME." while dragging you toward him and pouting

• no one is ever letting you guys live this down

Ike Eveland -

• he already was calling you his fiance/wife/husband before any of this

• he panicked

• after your proposal he pulled you into a quieter place frantically without answering 

• everyone thought it went bad and they all were upset

• you finally saw how red he was and he apologized and wanted to yell "YES" in your face..but he didnt

• "y-yes..i'd love to marry you min kärlek." 

• wouldnt let go of your hand

• makes sure YOU put the ring on his hand, not him

• when you guys come back out hes holding your hand timidly, making sure to show off the ring

• "GUYSSSS STAWPPP" when everyone cheers

• takes you to your favorite place afterward for food and then books a 5 star hotel

• "come on darling...pack up your things! <3"

• lets just say...yall had a NIGHT

• tries his best to be romantic all night

• surprisingly can play it cool with you after the initial shock unlike luca

• while he might be internally freaking out he could calm you down and rizz you up so. easily.

• absolute baby boy ™

• so. SO. excited to start planning

• "so we can have half of the venue (your fav color) and the other half blue!! and omg i can have- and you can- and can we please-" 

• basically very surprisee and panicked but once he gets you alone he very quickly gets insanely excited 

Shu Yamino -

• he already knew 

• was very nervous and wary around you often since he didnt know when but he knew you would yk?

• of course he didnt say anything, he didnt wanna ruin it

• actually he didnt even tell you he knew

• was actually caught off gaurd when you did it at first

• the rest of the proposal though he was able to keep it cool

• he actually bought you a ring and flowers in preperation

• "i would..love to marry you" as he grabs your hand and slips on your ring while you slip his on

• "ah..ive been waiting for this..im so happy"

• only tells close people such as family, luxiem, and manager-san

• asks staff-san for a week off that same day for a pre-wedding honeymoon

• gets shy whenever you call him your fiance/husband and vise versa

• he adores you and is clearly SO excited

• you caught him searching for weddingspo one night when he was supposed to be working

• buys new flowers every week until the day of the wedding

• lowkey had a dream about it and it made him giddy all day when he woke up

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

Please do the gang+Tim and curly with like a waitress (p.s I love your writing)

Omllll thank you so much! 😭🫶And yessssssssssssss I’d love to do that for you pookie!

The Gang + Shepard boys x F!Waitress reader (you can insert waiter/they to make it gn!)

Ponyboy Curtis

-hot damn

-you’re a fine waitress if he ever saw one

-he’s kinda shy tbh

-over time will get more comfortable flirting with you

-he overtips you with what little money he has

-he finds out when all your shifts are and when they end

-and always seems to come “by coincidence” whenever your shifts are

-he starts learning small things about you, asking about you to your co workers so much that literally everyone knows he likes you

-except for you, apparently

-“Well if it isn’t my favorite waitress, y/n.” Is what he always greets you with

-one day he finally asks you out

-you guys are so cute together

Johnny Cade

-he’s even more shy than pony

-he looks at you and is like internally going crazy

-when you ask him for his order he says it so quietly you need to ask him to repeat several times

-and he gets red in the face, and you patiently wait with your notepad and a smile

-“It’s ok sir, please, take your time.”

-he finally says his order loud enough for you to hear and you smile, writing on your sketchpad

-over a few weeks, he comes to the restaurant more

-and you eventually ask him out, writing down the question on your notepad, ripping it out and giving it to him

-Reading: Johnny, would you do me the honor of going on a date with me?

-whenever you get back he has the biggest grin on his face, and is nodding yes eagerly

-what takes you by surprise is when he stands up, grabs your waist, and kisses you in front of everyone in the restaurant

-earning a few cheers and whoops

Sodapop Curtis

-he gets being in the service industry

-and he especially gets being attractive in the service industry

-which is why he tries not to immediately hit on you

-tries

-he’s definitely the type to call you “sweetheart”

-does subtle things like winking at you whenever you take his order

-he starts coming to that restaurant far more often and notices when you start coming to his gas station more often

-doing the same things to him, calling him sweetheart and winking whenever you check out

-it’s a mutual thing, a flirty joke between the two of you

-but one day, he decides to ask you out, and it becomes less than a joke

-you two start dating and are very cute together

-you both rant about customers being rude and kind of mutually understand the power dynamic in a way not many people do

Darry Curtis

-he’s out in the resturant with Sodapop and Ponyboy

-when he sees youre the waiter he instantly feels embarrassed of ponyboy and soda

-“You guys… stop actin’ like damn fools!”

-“Darry, why? You never act like this at restaurants.” Pony would ask

-“Just…. Stop. There’s someone I want to look good in front of.”

-“OoOoOOh someone has a crushhhhhhh.” Sodapop would tease

-as you walked over to the table, Darry was arguing with them

-“Can I help you?” You spoke up with a giggle

-Darry is red in the face as he orders for everyone

Dallas Winston

-bro

-you saw how this man treats waitresses

-he would give you no respect lol

-absolutely takes advantage of the power dynamic because he would be one of those assholes

-he calls you “sweetheart” “sweetie” “princess” and other more vulgar names

-he very obviously checks you out to even the point where your oblivious ass notices

-he probably shoots straws at you (like that one deleted scene)

-to tease flirt

-he always comes to the restaurant and it’s like ooop Dallas Winston’s coming I need coffeee this morning

-he comes to you outside of the restaurant one day

-the usual harassment

-and you turn to him and give him a nice hard slap

-and then lean up and give give a nice hard kiss

-he’s shocked, but before long blinks twice and then smirks, kissing you back

-he’s protective over you and any other guy who even winks at you at the restaurant will have Dally on their doorstep the next day

Two Bit Mathews

-he definitely tease flirts with you

-also calls you his favorite waitress like pony

-orders the most childish shit 💀

-like chocolate cake with chicken nuggies or something like that

-and he probably asks you out the soonest

-flirts with you, not as aggressive or vulgar as dally but still quite obvious

-“That’s the pretty lady who gives me discounts on Dino nuggets!” When talking about you to the gang

-you guys are cute and have inside jokes about Dino nuggies

Steve Randle

-he knows you from whenever you’ve come to get your car fixed before

-he’s always believed that you were pretty and given you discounts 

-and you do the same thing for him at your restaurant

-it’s a mutual kind of cute thing that you guys both do to each other

-even if he hadn’t already been giving you discounts for cars, you would’ve probably given him a restaurant discount too

-You are probably friends for the longest out of the gang

-one day he’s talking to soda pop about you, which is when soda pop realizes how down bad he is for you

-Sodapop makes him ask you out 

-you guys are really cute together and always do favors for each other 

Tim Shepard

-he got a booth at your restaurant

-he saw you and immediately thought you were cute 

- he acts kind of neutral around you, I mean, he still obviously flirts a bit and checks you out

- but not enough that you think you’re he’s going to do what he does 

-what he does is wait until your shift is done and meet you outside the restaurant

-and starts heavily, flirting, offering you a cigarette

-when you explain that you don’t smoke and start walking home, he follows you

-you turned to him in anger because you don’t like that he’s following you home and he surprisingly listens to you

-but he does show up the next day at your restaurant

-Eventually, he ask you out

-you say yes and every night after your shift, he walks home with you to make sure you get there safely

-and even comes back to your apartment with you sometimes 😏😏😏

Curly Shapard

-this little shit is just as obnoxious as Dally

-he checks you out very obviously

-also absolutely takes advantage of the power dynamic

-he annoys you put you put up with him because well

-he tips you pretty well

-he keeps coming at the same time and day and eventually he gets onto the usual customer chart

-where you can say “The regular?”

-and one day there’s a male costumer being particularly sleazy

-trying to grab you

-and Curly punches him hard “You don’t touch her again, asswipe.” And spits on him

-you chuckle and grin at him “Take it outside, Curly.”

-and he comes back in and this time, you ask him out

-he’s pretty protective once you two are dating and everyone’s astonished to how he pulled you

[lovesick-wonderland]

Risky || c.yj

Summary: In which Yeonjun fucks your mouth in the dance practice room

Warnings: 18+, smut, degration, blowjobs, slight corruption kink, slight possesive yeonjun, dom yeonjun, mentions of public sex, sub y/n, slight coercion, y/n is called a slut, whore, etc, gender neutral y/n

Minors please DNI

Anxiety coursed through you as the head of Yeonjun's cock slowly slid past your saliva slicked lips as you kneeled in front of him in the mirror-filled dance practice room. Yeonjun's sweats were pulled down just enough to take his cock out, beanie discarded on the floor.

It was cute to see you like this, fully clothed, hands bound behind your back while kneeling in front of him, staring up at him with wide, innocent eyes.

You were completely at his mercy. All of his to corrupt.

Yeonjun let out a groan, grabbing your hair with one hand and forcing you to take him further until he hit the back of your throat. You gag, eyes watering as you try to relax your throat and breathe through your nose.

Lately, Yeonjun and you would fuck in risky places. Last week on Sunday, you gave him a blowjob in public bathroom at the club after dancing, then Wednesday, you rode him at a park after taking a walk, and then Saturday he fingered you at a resturant while you were talking to the waiter. All those times not including when he would fuck you in privacy. He was instatiable and needy, always wanting more. You always complied, weak to his incessent begging and touch. So, despite your hesitancy to give him a blowjob in the dance practice room in fear of being walked in by one of the members, you eventually gave in with a sigh. After all, who were you to refuse your doting boyfriend?

"You can take me, right? You're so good for me, always such an obedient slut." Yeonjun said breathily, eyes shutting at the feeling of your warm mouth enveloping him.

You let a hum is response, trying to nod the best you could, causing Yeonjun to shudder.

"Oh God. I wonder what the other members would think if they saw you like this? You on your knees, taking me in your mouth in the practice room. Fuck, I bet they'd think all your innocence is an act hm? You're nothing but a whore that can't go a day without cock."

Yeonjun began shallowing fucking your throat, panting as he slowly builds up speed until he pounds your throat mercilessly, uncaring of your whines and fluttering throat. He roughly uses your mouth as a fleshlight, tugging you back and forth on his length while thrusting. His head buzzing with pleasure with thoughts of how good your mouth feels.

You try to please him the best you can, fighting your gag reflex, flattening your tongue, hollowing your cheeks and trying to swallow around him the best you could. Despite your best efforts, hot tears welled up in your eyes from your reflex, dripping down your cheeks. You look down, blinking, trying to control the tears as saliva drips down your chin.

"Aw, is my dumb baby crying? My little fucktoy. You know how I love it when you cry. You always become such a mess for me." Yeonjun said with faux sympathy, mockingly wiping away your tears. You hadn't even realized he had opened his eyes, too preoccupied with trying not to cry.

Yeonjun stops wiping away your tears and taps your cheek before running his hand through his hair.

"Look at me when I'm fucking your mouth."

Your eyes immediately shoot up, blearily trying to focus on him. He was so pretty like this, face flushed, chest heaving, mouth open with his hair mussed up, strands sticking to his sweaty face while looking down at you.

You felt him twitch in your throat as he made eye contact with you. He was close.

Yeonjun quickly tugged you off of his length and released your hair from his grip, quickly stroking himself to completion. He let out a moan as he saw you open you mouth, tongue lolling out as he stains your mouth and lips with streaks of his cum.

"Swallow."

You obediently close your mouth and swallow, his salty flavor spreading over your tongue.

Yeonjun tucks himself back into his sweats before collecting some of the cum on your lips onto his fingers and pushing them into your mouth. You immediately swirl your tongue over his digits, licking them off cleanly.

Yeonjun lets out a satisfied smile, removing his fingers. petting your hair and giving your swollen lips a kiss before going to untie your hands while whispering soft praises to you.

The door opens and you both freeze as Beomgyu walks in with snacks, not fully registering that the practice room was occupied.

It doesn't take long for his face to split into a devious smirk as he spots Yeonjun and you on the floor together. One look at you two giving him the full story. The messy hair with a fucked out expression on both your faces, Yeonjun's sweaty and flushed face, your hands bound behind your back and your lips swollen with remanents of Yeonjuns cum on it screamed that you gave Yeonjun a blowjob in the dance practice room.

Beomgyu drops the snacks and slowly approaches you two, glancing you up and down before eyes resting on your lips. Yeonjun rushes to shield you, glaring at Beomgyu with a clear 'fuck off' expression, tucking you face into his chest.

"Seems like you two had fun huh? Yeonjun, I didn't know you were doing these things with them. Next time you two do this, don't hesitate to invite me to join."

[onlycrystal]

hiii! i’m a new fan bc i gotta say, your work is like beyond amazing. helloooo? anywho pretty please i’d like to request a dilf!ushijima x fem!reader if that’s okay!

(i’d really love a good smut please ☹️☹️) thank you so much<3333

@iiyuxii

authors note: thank you so much?!? you are so respectful and sweet <3 I hope you enjoy! not proof read btw

cw: breeding kink, dilf!ushijima, dom ushi, sub reader, ddlg, praise, unprotected, smut, semi public sex, oral (m receiving)

idk what to title this

after a tiring weekend, you and your husband, ushijima, had come to conclusion that next weekend you would need a babysitter. ushijima comes home from work everyday burnt out and exhausted, to see you also burnt out and exhausted from entertaining your baby daughter the entire day.

"doll, we deserve one weekend off. we can go to a fancy resturant, and drink. come on, I know you miss it" his voice became playful at the end of his sentence, smirking down at you.

you finally agreed, and on Saturday afternoon, you kissed your daughter goodbye, leaving her with ushijimas parents, who are more than happy to watch her for the weekend.

you get ready at your house. opening your closet, you see many different kinds of dresses that you haven't had the opportunity to wear in awhile. you end up going with a black satin dress, with a slit. you pair it with black stilettos and a black shoulder bag. u even do your lipstick to match. you begin to smile as you get yourself ready. you were so excited! its been so long since you'd done something like this with ushijima.

as you step out into the kitchen, you see ushijima straighten himself up. he's dressed in a white button up, with 3 buttons unbuttoned at the top, on top wearing a black blazer and black slacks. you blush at the part of his chest you can barely see, and he stares at you intently. as you approach him, he puts his rough calloused hands on your hips, slightly moving them up and down. you blush harder as he says, "darling, you look... gorgeous" he stares into your eyes, and then they start to angle down to the low-cut of your dress. you put your hand on his chin, and angle his face back up so he's looking at your face again. "thank you, daddy" you giggle, and start walking out the front door as he just stands there in shock. you turn around and say "you coming" he snaps back into it and you leave to the 2 Michelin star restaurant.

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his eyes stay glued to your chest as you put your elbows up on the table, forearms pressed up against your tits enlarging them as you order your entrée. "and sir, what will it be for you?" he snaps back into reality, his gaze immediately fixing on the waiter "o-oh, ill go with the steak, medium rare, sir." the server writes down your dishes and walks away. ushijima blushes slightly and pushes his hair back as he realizes the way his pants start to tighten around him. "I love the meat here! its so- ushi baby, are you okay?" you take note of the way he looks reddish, and he becomes redder as you pose your question. "yeah babe, its nothing, you were saying?" you shrug it off and blab off at him. ushijima is such a good boyfriend, always listening to what you have to say and being patient. but the whole time you talk, it gets drowned out as he just stares at your chest and practically drools. "babeee, seriously are you okay? I feel like you're out of it." you ask him, but he just stares back at you and inches closer and closer to your face over the candle lit at your table. he closes the gap and kisses you lazily as he grabs you wrist and guides it down to his lab. he uses your palm to press against his erection in his pants. you blush at how big and hard he is. "look at what youre doing to me, honey..." the pet name melts off his tongue as he stares at you with lust. you rub your legs together at the heat forming in your core. "but b-babe we're in p-public..!" you whisper shout at him. instead of replying, he grabs your arm and leads you to the single use bathroom in a hurry.

he closes the door and locks it quickly before backing you up against the wall and making out with you, aggressively, hungrily. you moan into each others lips as his heavy body presses you against the wall harshly. even on stilettos, ushijima still has to slightly kneel to meet your lips but he doesn't care. he loves your height. he pulled away and started attacking your neck, biting and sucking leaving hickies all over and making you come undone. your hands found their way onto his body, one hand holding him for support and the other palming over his crotch. you whimpered in his ear, as he sucked against your sweet spot. "waka, its- t-too much~" you could feel him get harder and rub him against your hand, causing him to let a low groan out against your neck. "fuck" he threw his head back slightly, adams apple bobbing in his throat. you got on your knees, as if you read his mind, and started undoing his belt. you let his cock spring free from his pants and began leaving kitten licks. ushijima is always careful about where he puts his hands on you, because his biggest fear is hurting you. he never forces you down further, but instead lets you take your time as you engulf his huge cock in your mouth. it takes a bit of time but you manage to get the whole thing in your mouth, and slowly start bopping your head. ushjima puts his hand in his hair, pushing it back slightly as he let out groans (that were barely moans). "fuckkk, I love you" you smile against his length and continue sucking him off until you finally hear his groans turn to moans and his hot seed spews in the back of your throat. you swallow the whole thing, and stand back up.

you whimper and whine as ushijima turns you around, your face pushed up against the wall. he moves your dress up, exposing your bare ass to the cool air of the washroom. he pulls your panties down and runs a finger against your slick cunt. "so wet. all for me, baby, this pussy is mine." you moan at the contact against your heat "mmh~ all y-yours daddy~ please...~" you beg as he continues teasing you. he smirks and shoves a finger in your hole. "please what babe? gotta beg properly" you moan at the sudden sensation. "p-please!~" he shoves a second finger into you. his fingers are huge but still dont compare to his huge dick. "cmon babe, that wont do." he taunts as he pumps his fingers in and out of you. "fuckfuckfuck, daddy want you to fuck me, pleaseee please~" you begged hard, nothing mattered to you, you just needed to be filled up. he chuckled lowly "alright alright, so needy for me babydoll" he aligned himself at your entrance and slowly, inch by inch, he entered you. he groaned as you tightened around him, you always did because no matter how many times you fuck, you can never get used to his girth. he groans and kisses your ear before whispering "taking me so well darling" you blush, always feeling on top of the world from ushijimas praise. slowly and carefully, he begins moving. wet, sinful sounds fill the area of the bathroom as ushijima fucks you. he keeps his hands on your waist, holding you up because your legs start to go weak from him. "daddy~ s-so good baby~" you moan as you suck him in. he continues to ram into you, until he finally hits your gspot. your moans grow louder as he continues hitting you in the perfect spot. "honey i~ nngh - fuck n-need to cum!" you whine as he fucks you relentlessly. he groans in response "fuck, me too" he throws his head back, in bliss from the pleasure. "w-want you to cum inside daddy please~" you hear him chuckle a bit, but his pace doesn't falter. "fuck. gonna fill you up and make you a mommy again hah~" you shut your eyes and moan blissfully before orgasming on his dick, feeling his cum shoot inside you.

you pant and your legs wobble, but ushijima turns you around and picks you up. he leans in and kisses you sweetly before cleaning you you up. "did such a good job for me baby" he kisses your forehead as he puts you down and makes sure to hold you close as you exit the bathroom. this definitely wouldn't be the last time you went out with him again <3

[brittscafe]

𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞

Pairing: Gojo Saturo x reader

Summary: Gojo takes reader out to a veryyyy nice restaurant with a surprise in his mind and then proposes with some of the first years as guest stars.

Request: HIIIII BRITTT. I saw that requests were open and had to spit this thought out of my brain. Picture this: Gojo takes you out on a date but he has a surprise, so you get REALLL fishy, then you press him bout it and then he fesses up, and purposes with a GOOD ASS RING might I add and the first years as lil guest stars holding a sign that says "will you be our second sensei?" And then you all get into a group hug after you say yes. Thank you for your time, friend

A/n: Hiii my friend!!! <3

Content: Flufffff, going out to a fancy resturant, Saturo being a bit of a dork, reader getting a big fancy ring at the end ;)

You can see the nervousness radiating off of Gojo as the two of you sit down in the fancy restaurant. There is something going on and it's definitely about this surprise that he has planned.

There's a candle pushed to one side of the table, giving your table a glow. The restaurant isn't too crowded, but there's enough chatter to fill the emptiness.

"Are you seriously not going to tell me about this surprise, Saturo?" you ask cocking an eyebrow. He glances over at you across the table and clenches his jaw.

His palms are sweaty and he's shifting his weight from side to side, almost trying to distract himself.

"Haha, nope," he lets out an anxious chuckle, grabbing the menu and holding it up, so that it blocks his face.

"Ah, come on! Just tell me, I'm your girlfriend," you urge him, shooting him a reassuring smile. He cocks his head to the side, at a loss of words.

The waiter comes up, giving Saturo time as the two of you order your drinks. He takes that time to notice how perfect you are. The way the candle light glistens onto your face and how your voice sounds like an angel.

You are definitely the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with, there is no doubt about that.

"It's nothing, y/n. You shall see when you see," he huffs out, feeling the box press up against his thigh in his pants. You sigh and roll your eyes with annoyance.

You're eager to find out what the surprise is, you can't stand waiting much longer for your surprise.

You look stunning tonight in your outfit. Your clothes hug your body in all the right places and its making Saturo's heart pound against his chest.

Once again, Saturo holds the menu up so it's blocking his face. You reach across the table and place your hand on the menu, pushing it down onto the table.

"Saturo...you better tell me what's going on," you demand, speaking with a firm voice and maintaining eye contact with him. He gulps and his body becomes tense.

"Fine, but I wanted to wait a bit longer, but since you're so impatient...here goes nothing. I want to marry you," Gojo lets out a deep breath, pushing back his chair and standing up.

You let out a tiny chuckle and shake your head in disbelief. "What? You're joking," you giggle out.

Your eyebrows knit together with confusion as he walks over to your side of the table. Gojo suddenly gets down onto one knee, digging into his pocket.

"Wait...what the hell are you doing?" you mumble out, your eyes widening. You swear your heart drops to your feet as you watch Gojo pull out a tiny square box and open it.

The ring glistens in the light and your jaw drops open. The ring is stunning and perfect. You couldn't imagine a better ring for yourself and here it is being delivered to you.

"Y/n, I really do want to marry you. I love you and your kind soul. I love everything about you. You are the perfect person and I could not imagine marrying anyone else. So...will you marry me?" Gojo asks, love beaming in his eyes.

You stand there in shock, even more in shock when Yuji, Megumi, and Nobara stand a few feet behind Gojo, holding up signs.

The signs read Will you be our second sensei?

You slowly bring your hands up to your face, a smile dancing along your face. You're getting overwhelmed with joy, the joy of getting proposed to and the joy of the first years welcoming you into their lives with open arms.

You gaze down at Gojo as he anxiously awaits your answer, on one knee with a ring in his hand.

"Oh my god! Of course, yes! I would love to marry you!" you gush out, excitement pulsing through your veins. Gojo's face lights up and he lets out a chuckle of relief and happiness.

Gojo slides the ring onto your finger and your eyes widen at how pretty it is. You wrap your arms around Gojo squeezing him tightly and Gojo embraces you.

"Thank you for saying yes," he whispers into your ear, standing up from his knee and lifting you up from the ground. He spins you around and you giggle, hearing the cheers of the people in the restaurant and the

He finally sets you down on the ground and Yuji, Megumi, and Nobara come sprinting over. They throw their arms around you and Gojo.

The hug is filled with laughter and smiles of happiness. "We're so happy to have you as our second sensei, y/n!" Yuji cheers out, jumping up and down with excitement.

Nobara giggles and nods her head. "Yeah, isn't that right, Megumi?" she asks, nudging his shoulder. He scoffs and nods his head, a tiny smile cracking upon his face.

You smile at all the first years and gaze over at Gojo. Your heart skips a beat and you gaze down at the ring on your finger.

You have everything that you could possibly dream of...

[jugheadthelesbian]

hi hi hi!!! saw how you wrote for penelope and i RAN to your asks...im a liiiiiitle obsessed with her..

ANYWAY, can you please do a little blurb about penelope and reader on a date night and penelope getting the wrong order, but the people pleaser in her doesn't want to say anything, so reader does for her? sorry if this isnt specific enough (or if its too specific...im a yapper if u cant tell)

p.s. this came to mind when i was af a restaurant with my mom today and she had to basically order for me and also tell the waitress they gave me the wrong dish..😣

EEEE yes i can!! thank u lovely!

summary: tooth-rotting fluff of you being whipped for people pleaser Penelope

word count: 611

warnings: this is so sweet and fluffy that u might get a toothache!! ~

Penelope Garcia looks so beautiful, across from you in a pretty pink dress and her hair up in an elaborate bun, smiling at you, her lips a lovely shade of red. The two of you are out for dinner at a fancy Italian resturant for a little after work Friday night date. You smile back at her over your glass of wine. “You’re so beautiful, I love that dress on you, baby.” You tell her, holding her hand on the table between the two of you. She blushes, shaking her head and smiling down to her lap. 

“Thank you for saying that.” She looks up at you, gushing. You are taken away by her beauty, the way her eyes crinkle at the corners when she smiles. She bites her lip, ready to say something else when the waiter approaches with your food. You give him a polite smile, watching with excitement as he puts down your plates of deliousness. Penelope’s eyes widen in excitement at her chicken alfredo tortellini, then her face falls. You dig into your food immeadiately, but notice your girlfriend’s sudden silence. You look up from your plate and meet her eyes.

You furrow your eyebrows at her troubled expression. “What’s up, buttercup?” You tease, in an attempt to lighten the mood. She shakes her head at you, training her eyes down to her plate with a pout. “Is it something with your food?” You ask softly, looking at her plate. Immeadiatly, you know what’s upset her. She asked for no tomatos in her pasta, but there are tons of little cherry tomatos mixed in with her food. “Here, do you want to ask him to take it back?” You suggest, eager to have her smiling and happy again.

She shakes her head, forcing a smile. “No, no! It’s okay, I can just… pick them out. It’s fine,” She lifts her fork, trying to hide her disappointment at the mishap, but she’s still bummed about it. “I just don’t want to bother him.” She mummers, chewing on the inside of her cheek as she continues to pick them out, glancing over to where your waiter is taking the order of another table a few feet away. 

You take a few bites of your own food, watching her attempt at taking the dozens of tomatoes out. Scowling, you look to see where your waiter has gone and find him walking back towards your direction. You stand up. “I’ll be right back, give me one second.” You tell Penelope, kissing the crown of her head as you pass her. You catch up to your waiter, getting his attention. “Hey! My girlfriend asked for no tomatoes in her pasta, can you see if maybe we can get another dish of the chicken alfredo tortellini without tomatoes in it?” You ask politely and he agrees, telling you that he will be right back with that. 

Satisfied, you go back to your table to a still dejected Penelope, who has given up on her mission to remove the tomatoes. “He should be back with your food soon.” You tell her, squeezing her arm gently as you sit back in your chair. She opens her mouth to protest and you hold your hand up. “Too late, I already asked him.” 

“Thank you so much!!” She says and her smile tells you that she’s back to your sunshine girlfriend. Her glowy happiness is worth the anxiety of asking for the correct meal and you’re very glad when she can’t stop smiling while eating once the waiter comes back. You make sure to tip good, again a small price in comparison to your girl’s infectious laughter.

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thank u for the request friend!! if u like my writing, check out my pinned post and leave a request or check out my ao3 ☺️✨

[nalidyne]

Hello! Your art is so expressive, colorful, and stylized!!! 😍 I saw u consider reqs, If this so intrigues your artist eye, cowgirl Amelia and Pirate Arthur? ^^

((Hiii thank you so much ;_;<3 I hope this is good enough even if it’s not exactly what you requested,,, I’m very bad at explaining my ideas but still—enjoy!!))

Amelia ‘Amy’ Jones is a waitress and performer at the SalOOn a western themed diner for adults.

Arthur Kirkland is a waiter and actor at the Bounty a pirate themed gaming bar.

A silly little AU about them working at rival resturants,,,

Arthur is forced by his boss to spy on their competitors but then ends up being charmed by the head waitress - at first they have friendly exchanges about acting and future dreams, but when you have a job in Amelia’s line of work having a relationship can be hard especially if you’re one jealous brit.

[tomssexdoll]

Hey sugar plum, honey bun, pumpkin pie

Can you write one where Tom sets up a date for him and the reader but he forgets because of work and the reader is waiting forever but he never shows up

HEYYY DOOKIE POOKIE

Forgetful

PAIRINGS: Tom 2012 x Female reader CONTENT: ANGST + FLUFF SYPNOSIS: Tom sets up a date with you but completely forgets due to his work, long hours at the office making him sleepy and forgetful A/N: this gif makes me act up meow meow meow WARNINGS: none rlly

Tom had planned a cute date for us, a fancy resturant in town, a very strict dress code. I put on my nicest dress, a silky red dress with black heels and a black bag. My hair was done neatly, flowing over my shoulders and my makeup was simple and elegant.

Tom was at work and told me he'd meet me there. I had no reason not to trust him, he was never late for dates, EVER.

I arrived at the resturant and got seated, noticing he wasn't here yet. I figured he was on his way, he just had to finish an errand. I just sat there, twiddling with my thumbs, looking over the menu.

The food sounded weird, fancy names I'd never heard of. I decided to order a bottle of wine since he wasn't here yet, I could wait for food. The waiter came over and I ordered an aged red wine, a very expensive one.

30 minutes went by, 3 glasses down and no Tom. I was getting frustrated, how long was he going to take? If he didn't show up soon I'd go home.

Another 30 went by, no calls, no texts, no tom, 6 glasses of wine. The bottle had nearly finished and people were staring at me, assuming I was an alcoholic, I sighed and decided to order some food, I was starving.

I ordered a simple pasta dish, still waiting for Tom to arrive. By now it had been 2 hours, I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt but all the excuses I made up in my head had just blown out.

I finished my meal and paid, walking out of the resturant, tears welling up in my eyes. I called his phone and with a few rings it was sent to voicemail, was he ignoring me now?

"Tom, if you're hearing this I'm so fucking angry, you stand me up at the date you planned? Fuck you, you really are an asshole" I started to cry "I sat there like an idiot, waiting 2 hours for you!" I screamed into the phone before hanging up, walking back home.

As soon as I got home I slammed the door shut, locking it behind me and storming into the bedroom, taking all my makeup off, my hair tied up, clothes off and pyjamas on, in bed and sobbing.

An hour went by, I was reading a book to try calm myself down when I heard the front door shut, I scoffed to myself and shook my head, I wonder how I was going to react to seeing him walk in.

"Schatz?" He called out, he sounded panicked and rushed, upset almost? He ran into the room, panting and going towards me, "oh baby I'm so fucking sorry, I forgot all about our date, I just got so caught up at work" he sat down next to me, holding my hands in his.

I sighed, not being able to look at him. "You hurt me Tom..I looked like a fucking alcoholic in there!" I sighed heavily, he grabbed my chin and lifted it to look at him.

"I know honey, I know and I'm sorry but I'll never let this happen again, lets go out tomorrow hey? Do something special, make it up to my beautiful girl.." he said softly, caressing my cheek.

I sighed and caved in, I knew he didn't do it on purpose, he really did love me and deeply regretted how forgetful he was, letting work take over his life.

"Okay..fine.." I rolled my eyes, he chuckled and kissed my forehead lovingly, "let's go to bed baby, it's been a long day" he slipped his pyjamas on and climbed into bed with me, holding me close and kissing my hair.

"I love you, always and forever, you know that baby" I smiled brightly "I love you more Tom..goodnight" I slowly drifted into a deep sleep in his arms.

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