#Wheezing Star brainrot

[wheezingstar]

König doesn’t sleep with clothes on. Once he gets comfortable with you and you’re moved in together, he’s not wearing anything but boxers and his wedding ring to bed. He’s a big man, he creates a lot of body heat by himself. He’s your personal heater whenever you need one.

You’re snuggled into his side, your head resting on his chest and one of your legs resting on his and looping around one of his legs slightly and your arm across his torso in bed.

König isn’t upset by it whatsoever, he’s happy actually. He falls asleep almost instantly after you’re asleep and he likes holding you close.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

(psst, if you're seeing this, my inbox doesn't have much brainrot in it right now, so send me some Foul Legacy thoughts :)

anyways the release of the latest Shimmering Voyage album is bringing back all sorts of memories about the Fontaine Archon Quests including Childe's incredible stunning amazing cameos i love him so here's some food for thought.

the moment that strange woman- Skirk, you vaguely hear her name. it's short and otherworldly, fitting for someone with stars and facets etched onto their limbs- she tears a horrified gasp from your throat the moment she tosses Childe, Ajax, through that portal, and immediately you push past her and leap in yourself, ignoring Neuvillette's yells of protest. it's not as if you were supposed to be here in the first place, only your Snezhnayan blood saving you from potentially being dissolved, but you weren't about to let Ajax go without you after seeing his Foul Legacy form fall, armor cracked and smoldering. so you follow him again, tumbling through a void splashed with constellations and stars, leaving the Iudex and the Traveler and mysterious Skirk far behind.

you land hard on your back, the air rushing out of you as you gasp and wheeze. tall green grass sways around you, tickling your cheeks and bruised hands, and with a groan you roll over and sit up. your eyes catch a fluff of ginger hair amongst the foliage, and without even thinking you call to the prone Harbinger.

"Ajax!"

he stirs with a faint hiss, deadened blue eyes opening just a crack to gaze at you. a smile flits across his lips, but it's quickly stifled by a grimace of pain and the cracking of bones and skin. you reach for him with panicked worry, and are met instead by sharp, bloody claws. Foul Legacy grips your hand desperately, letting out a trembling whine as he drags his injured body closer and presses against you. the Abyssal monster weeps softly in your arms, shifting and curling until his head is leaning against your stomach and your hand is in his hair, trying to make up for the days he spent fighting that dreaded narwhal. you simply do your best to comfort him, threading your fingers through his thick hair and cleaning blood from his armor with gentle murmurs- you're safe now, I'm here, everything will be okay.

with you at his side again, Foul Legacy finally believes it.

[themaclean]

hi i just came from ao3 and firstly, i have read ur vaultghoul fic probably 20 times already it’s just so good with spot on characterization and amazing writing, thank u so much 🙏

secondly, i was reading the comments on it and came across one abt wanting to see a pre-war au where cooper and lucy start an affair and immediately my ears perked up like 👀 all i could imagine is her being cast as his love interest, her being a big fan of his already, and them having a wedding scene where they fuck in her wedding dress after they call cut

n e way so sorry for rambling haha but unfortunately ive got the brainrot now

I MEAN HYPOTHETICALLY -- I'm mobile (and somehow wrote 2k words still wheeze) so I'll finish this when I'm on my PC but I played around with the idea a bit thanks to this ask. :)

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Summary; Cooper Howard x Lucy MacLean, 2077 AU where Lucy and Cooper star in a movie together.

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There's a whole host of ways that Vault-Tec could have cracked down on Cooper. Given the infringement of their security protocols and the divorce and the way they choked him out of all the good roles...

It wasn't such a far stretch that he'd have to take place in the biggest circle jerk of a film production where his super-fan shoved his daughter into a starring role using Cooper's connections.

Because, so far as the public knew, he was still a supporter of Vault-Tec and he'd do just about anything to sell that delusion.

Cooper crushed the heel of his palms against his eyes, a limp cigarette hung between his teeth.

The girl was a nightmare.

Stiff, picky, absent-minded. No emotion, either, no semblance of self-awareness. It was like some Disney Princess popped out of the cartoons in the worst way, quick to parrot the lines she was meant to say with perfect diction but nothing more than that.

And it was somehow his fucking job to coach the girl -- Lucy -- into a leading lady. The idea was that she was the daughter of the Overseer, played by her actual father, and Cooper was some vault dweller from another section.

The whole thing was convoluted. He did cowboy flicks and the sort that had a showdown at the end. This sci-fi garbage went right over his head, this future projection of the what-if. He didn't have time for the what-if.

He had a daughter he needed to vy for custody of and an expensive divorce on the horizon. And Barb had the best lawyers money could buy and he'd never thought they'd end up like this. There was no pre-nup and nothing to protect him.

And he didn't have a goddamn lighter.

"You shouldn't smoke."

Cooper near growled around the butt of his cigarette, only just keeping himself civil at the last moment. He turned towards Lucy, unable to mistake her for anyone else. There was something about her vacant, pretty face that irked him, those giant goddamn eyes.

"It's bad for you. I read an article about it."

"Maybe you'd be better off reading your lines again," Cooper said with a wave of his hand. He dug in his jacket pocket, the one he'd worn to set.

Bingo.

Lucy crossed her arms and leaned against the vault railing. It was strange to do the filming down, a hundred feet or so beneath the surface, but it made for impressive sets. They were around the corner from the rest of the camera crew and cast.

And they were alone for the first time since shooting. Most times, Cooper had a few stage hands or interns at his heel. And he didn't see Lucy around much, except for scenes. Didn't chase her down, didn't much think of her.

Except now he's aware she's still in the wedding dress she'd been in earlier. Stage blood soaked the stomach of it, thick streams of blood from where she'd been stabbed. But he'd saved her and they'd shared a chaste kiss for the camera.

And then he hadn't seen her.

"I thought you'd be a better kisser."

Cooper didn't withhold the glare, couldn't bring himself to give a fuck. "Pardon?"

"Just -- the kiss. Didn't really..." Lucy narrowed her eyes at him. "I grew up watching your movies. My dad is a big fan. I always figured you'd be a good kisser, but you aren't."

"You ain't much yourself, either," Cooper said with a raised brow. "Like a fish, sweetheart. Cold."

"I'm not a fish," she snapped back. "That's very mean. I -- I know I was mean first but I just thought you could do better."

Cooper couldn't help but laugh to himself at this miserable brat who'd sought him out to complain about an on-screen kiss. He took a long drag, his gaze slanted across the backs of his knuckles.

"You're here 'cause your daddy yanked some strings," Cooper shrugged a shoulder. "My only obligation is to make a movie for the studio. I'm not your damn boyfriend-for-hire, trying to get you off for the cameras."

Cooper was a professional and on his best behaviour -- usually. But the long days of filming for a corporation rooted in the exploitation of the country he'd fought for... That patience wore thinner with each moment he was alone with this brat.

"I'm here as an actress -- "

"You can act?" Cooper asked, mock surprise as he pressed a hand to his chest.

Lucy had the gall to look offended.

Cooper took another drag, his hip notched against the railing. "It's a movie, darling. I've been doing this shit for years. They ain't gonna let people tongue each other to high hell."

"That..."

"That is exactly how it works," Cooper said as he ashed his cigarette onto the grate beneath his feet. "It's not about you, it's about the shot."

Lucy looked at him like he'd slapped her. "I know it's about the shot."

"Could've fooled me." Cooper huffed out a breath. He'd kissed plenty of women for his films and he was a consummate professional. If the audience bought into it, that was all he needed. He didn't give a damn if his co-star got butterflies over it.

Especially not the daughter of some jackass at Vault-Tec, for a project that was nothing more than an empty propaganda piece. But he didn't have much choice.

"I'm here because it's important to my father. Vault-Tec wanted to keep as many roles as they could within the company -- "

"Nepotism."

"To promote the culture they want within the movie, which is carefully curated -- "

"Cultish."

"To their... Could you stop doing that?"

Cooper crossed his arms, his cigarette nearly finished. The vault had good enough ventilation that the smoke disappeared but the smell lingered. He pushed away from the railing, his expensive smile slack across his lips.

"I had my fill of the Vault-Tec propaganda, sweetheart. Don't make a difference if it's from a pamphlet or a pretty girl, I'm just doing what I'm being paid to."

"Wasn't it your wife -- ex-wife -- who brought you in originally?"

Cooper's neck twitched as he looked down at Lucy, as she smart-mouthed her way right into some shit she didn't know anything about. He tipped his head to the side, the annoying collar of the vault suit biting into his jawline.

"So you believed what Vault-Tec thought originally." Lucy toyed with the stain on her white dress, her fingers tugged at the frayed edge. "What changed?"

"Nothing," Cooper said, his voice flat.

Lucy met his eye, her head tilted to contrast the angle of his head. She settled a hand on the railing, uncertainty replaced her uppity edge from before. "I'm not trying to spy on you or get information. You just -- had your life together, and then you're getting divorced."

"It happens," Cooper said, aware now that she was between him and the crew. The vault split into spidery webs in all directions, though. He could leave her if he wanted. But then he'd end up who knows where, deep in the belly of this steel nest.

But they were alone, and she'd inched closer to him.

Cooper saw the leading ladies he worked with as colleagues. Sometimes they'd have to kiss or imitate gentle moments or intimacy -- but for the most part, he could compartmentalise it. But Lucy didn't act. She couldn't. She was an atrocious leading lady and she read everything as if she were saying it herself.

Like a porn actress, saying shit to get through to the action, rushing through the writing like it didn't matter.

It wasn't her fault. He had the sneaking suspicious she had no interest in acting or in this movie; that she was only doing it because her father asked her to do it. Maybe even so she could have an excuse to meet him, he realized dimly as she looked up at him with wide hazel eyes.

That separation -- of leading lady and of a romantic partner -- muddled with her. Because he didn't even like her. He didn't want to get to know her. He hated her father and he wanted nothing to do with this company.

And she was closer to him than not, and they'd kissed a handful of times, and she'd said he sucked at it.

Cooper rolled his jaw as Lucy didn't have the guts to do more than she had. Her moony eyes fixed up at him like a challenge. And then he felt his resolve snap because it wasn't like he had much to lose. This wasn't a real acting gig and she wasn't a real leading lady.

His hand snapped out, fingers and thumb dug into her cheek. He brought her close, to see what she'd do. The answer was -- not much. She didn't shout or push him away, their mouths inches apart as he hovered close to her, examining her beneath his lashes.

"Bad kisser -- that what you said?"

Lucy swallowed hard enough to nudge his hand. "Well, you were. I'm not going to lie to you to spare your ego."

Cooper made a soft sound from the back of his throat as he kissed her. The distant crack and shift of the crew as they moved their cameras from one vault room to another should be a deterent but Cooper doesn't care.

He's single, isn't he. Has been for a few months. He'd not acted on it, hadn't felt the urge to, but he's as trapped as ever in the shadow of what Barb had done to him. It's only fair he make use of that shadow to indulge, even if it's just to prove a point to this girl Lucy.

There's some inherent amusement to how she melted into the kiss. She wanted it far more than she'd let on, that soft mewing, moaning neediness as he stroked her long brown hair out of her face. He threaded his fingers softly through her hair, hand on either side of her face, fingers combing through her hair.

Her back was arched over the railing as he gave her the kiss she'd probably expected earlier, the one he wasn't about to throw out on camera. There's standards for cinema and he didn't want to waste film or time.

But then her fingers were on the zipper of the stupid fucking vault suit. He didn't stop her, even as she yanked it down and slipped her hand along his stomach.

If anything, he pushed harder against her. The fluffy white skirt of her wedding dress made it hard to get much for himself. But with a yank of her knee and the shift of her weight, he had her seated on the railing. Her shoulder caught one of the metal frames, to keep her pinned in place.

If this were any other job or any other actress, he'd give a fuck.

But it's Vault-Tec, through and through.

[sadlyiamgay]

Yandere Genshin Men Brainrot

Im going fucking insane. Anyways have any of you guys played silly or furry wisher? It's like a cute and funny genshin ripoff, a little boring at times but I enjoy clicking away in slime valley. While playing though an idea popped into my brain, "what if the real genshin characters (that's hopelessly inlove with you) finds out the reason why you haven't played genshin in a while? Only to realize that you're playing a genshin meme game" And then these men go and hack the shit out of the game because monika vibes I love. Uh might update from time to time, thie will only include Zhongli and Neuvillette (they're literally the only well built 5 stars I have. How the fuck do we build genshin characters I'm so confused)

By the way check out the games (Silly Wisher, Furry Wisher). It's fun and amusing

--ZHONGLI: His reaction to the realization of you playing an.. Odd ripoff(?) Game was one of pure amusement, the Geo archon couldn't blame you either, I mean, your poor little head couldn't handle the amount of unfinished and WAY too hard quests, he thought you were taking a break, but after a while (when you eventually and finally returned) he finds out pretty quickly from your small mumbles and comments that he oh so always adores, and out of pure curiosity decided to break out of the game codings and go through your apps, seeing two new odd games on your phone, Silly wisher and.. Furry.. Wisher..? Of course he broke in the new favorite games you had in your device, and cooing at the fact that you *still* main and favor him even in these joke games. He also quickly realized that he could easily possess the John Lee (he was a little offended by the name, but quickly laughed along when he heard you wheeze everytime you played the game) as well as Meatball. Quickly making both the characters extremely and suspiciously.. **Overpowered.**

"... Wait. Since when did Johnny do 100k damage??? Is this what happens if you level them up to level 15??? "

- YOU, mumble, absolutely amused and still giggling after listening to Dr. Snek's voiceline. Zhongli smiles, happy that you were enjoying your gameplay, he felt grateful, even though he was a little upset that you decided to play some ripoff game instead of properly spending time with him, Zhongli was happy that he didn't have to hide his lovestruck and flustered face, in the real game he always tried his best to mess with the camera so that it would never face him, he used to be able to hide his true emotions, but overtime it got harder. Extremely, harder (haha that's what she said). So it was a breath of fresh air on seeing you without you yourself seeing him, letting himself indulge in fantasies that he could never think of whenever you were around. Especially with the other game too. He could stare at you all the time, and you'd brush it off. Each time Meatball came around and jumped into the screen you'd coo, making him fall harder (down the stairs of) inlove with you. Each time you needed a copy of him for the whole "gene splicer" He'd come home willingly. Hell, there was a pull you did once that consisted of him and only him. He of course didn't question the fact that the dog version (that sounds so wrong) of him has alot kids. But he brushes it off. Replacing the thought of his genetics being merged is weird, into a fantasy where all those merged, genetically made kids were yours and his.

Congratulations, you gave this old man wattpad fantasies. Fucking hell, he wants to pull you into the game to do that. Though, that thought can and should wait. For now, he wants to watch and stare at you longer. *Just* a little longer.

--NEUVILETTE, the hydro dragon was always a man with (questionable) morals. But even he, the mascot of Justice has his limits. He was upset at the fact that you weren't as active as before, sure he sympathized with your overwhelmed situation (especially since it was he who activated half the quests), but that mean you can literally just leave like that. It wasn't his fault that his curiosity about the game you kept mumbling about made him break out of the game he's bounded in. What was his reaction to Hydropump Judge and Judgy Cat? Well, he laughed. Not because he was upset, but because he was *still* favored. He was still your main. Even if there was no differences in attacks when it came to grinding in slime valley. So he rewards you with extremely overpowered and multiple copies of him, it also doesn't help the fact that he could literally also just stare at you for hours and hours. And you still brush it off. You weren't weirded out. You weren't reporting to the game developers. Unlike when you felt uncomfortable when he forced the camera to not be able to move and freezing the option to switch through the characters. Just you and him. Eye to eye.

"Man I wished you had a voiceline, Neuvi. I mean, your banner description in this game is absolutely hilarious, but I genuinely want another funny audio. Aside fron Dr. Snek"

-YOU mumble as you kept spamming the attack button, watching your highscore be passed, you questioned why the character was able to hit high numbers, but you didn't question it, you never did. Brushing it off and thinking that it must be because he had the highest level out of everyone. Neuvillette smiles. Happy, satisfied and lovestruck at how calm and adorable you were. He loved your expressions, all of it. But he *adored* your relaxed state. Since it was rare to see you like this. He wished the Fontaine update and his banner came earlier when you joined the game.

...Maybe he should lower the world level himself? He wants to see you in this state more often. He wants to see you happy and carefree, proud that you finally finished your quests. He thought of this as he kept staring at you through Judgy cat. You had fallen asleep, not minding the fact that he was on screen a while ago. You didn't question it, since it was part of the games anyways. Seeing you in such a state makes him want to break out of your damn electronic and drag you with him. But that can wait, for now he should think of a way to make you play genshin more often.

[sugarepoxy]

@leafatlaw WISH GRANTED

If we're talking jay headcannons, here are some of my favorites:

When jay laughs she usually wheezes like crazy; this prompts more laughter from the rest of the crew because of how silly it sounds

She teaches gillion about space and stars some nights on the boat and every once in a while chip joins in and tells gill about the little bits of mythology he knows surrounding them (wich he learned from finn)

She has doctor handwriting

Jay and Ava used to braid each others hair as they fell asleep, and now jay is teaching Gill how to braid his own hair

Also i have A TON of headcannons for gill and chip, so here are some of those too:

Chip makes up outrageous lies when people ask how he got any of his scars

The way Arlin laughs rubbed off on chip and his laugh is also really hearty and deep-ish

Chip burnt all of his fingerprints off on a dare

Chip's handwriting is chickenscratch and almost completely illegible

Chip is VERY prone to laughing and gigglin. Half the time his gigglin is what gives him away when hes doing stealthy crime

Gill learned swears from Chip

Gill is SUPER attached to his hair and refuses to cut it because in the undersea he was forced to keep it chin length

Gill has long and sharp nails, almost like talons

Gill has scars that have been on him for ages, like since he was 10 years old

Gill can't write or read common, and jay and chip are trying to teach him

common is gill's second language, primordial being his first

Gill has aphantasia

Gillion learned rhythm and beats and basic music concepts from edyn before the elders stopped him from seeing her. In his training, gill would try and move/attack to a beat he made up in his head. He would constantly daydream about music and make up different tunes in his head

Gill is always unknowingly tensed up as his "relaxed" position

And finally, here are some NPC headcannons:

Niklaus gets ahold of the anti-Niklaus propaganda and he PROUDLY shows it off in his pocket dimension. Like he even makes "say no to Niklaus" merch for himself

Ollie still has stretch marks from when he big

Jay, chip, and queen workshop with gillion and make little tunes and shanties in their downtime

Edyn is EXTREMELY fucking tall. She absolutely towers over everyone

Ollie weaves and he makes bracelets out of handmade beads and he draws and he fills up sketchbooks with little doodles of himself and his mom and the pirates and his mom hangs his drawings up on the fridge. He also has a small business of making baskets for townsfolk in zero (sorry abt the run on sentence in this one lmao)

Ollie loves to braid his hair because the captains taught him how

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS MASS AMOUNT OF BRAINROT :D i love when people ask abt my headcannons so i took the opportunity and RAN

[brawlmetaknight]

Not really an ask BUT

The metapeach brainrot is at cataclysmic levels rn I hope you know this because I cannot stop drawing them bfhxzxbfhhfhx.. I love these two dearly and honestly it fills my nostalgia for ssb immensely. So, thank you for dragging me into this rarepair hell my friend cause it's so over for you 🥹💙💙💙💙

i will take full responsibility for this but also I'M GLAD TO HEAR WHEEZE 😂🙏 that's a big reason i love them too, their portrayals in brawl especially were so iconic that whenever i see them together i just get so happy and nostalgic :']

STAR FORREAL YOU ARE FEEDING ME AND I'M SURE A HANDFUL OF OTHERS SO WELL, this ship is so small and yet so spoiled to have such an amazing artist 💞💞

[enigma-absolute]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers <3

Aaaah Silver! I haven't seen this pop up in my notifs so it was a pleasant surprise to check my inbox!

Honestly, reading some dang funny posts on this hellsite. It's been a while since I had a good chuckle, a chortle, a wheeze that has me to near-tears, and the hellsite brings it.

As much as I'm struggling with it right now, my Honours project. It's been so fulfilling to work and create my own personal thing and learn things I never would've expected if I hadn't been given the go to research.

Speaking of uni, I love hanging out with the first years in my degree! They're so full of life and optimism and gorgeous art that I'm still bewildered that's in my sketchbook from a big meetup and sketchbook swap from a few weeks ago!

Sleep! The fact I've been able to get any sleep at all while doing my studies and internship is a miracle unto itself.

OCs! Not just my original ones for my honours project, but the recent brainrot has been over my Star Wars lad named Maddox - an amnesiac rebel spy who's actually from our world, but came to the GFFA for reasons he's yet to remember and find out. The first years from uni also have been having a blast with my boy and it just keeps fuelling me. His whole OC pitch quoteline was literally 'I know I have amnesia, but have you considered therapy?' And I love that for him.

[milkcartoncatkid]

nah nah nah because why the FUCK does hyness make me laugh

bro holds out his arm as the screen says “Lord Hyness Officiant of Doom” and i start WHEEZING for NO reason

also goddamnit now i’m having star allies brainrot

[vicea]

thinking anon is very busy with school with only 6 days left and she is screaming of frustration at her science teacher but thinking anon also has too much dnf brainrot to go on with her projects successfully

NO FUCKING THOUGHTS JUST DNF'S DYNAMIC. (i may be a bit biased but we don't talk about that) so basically these two idiots were brought together by the universe, i don't make the rules. they met each other when they were 16-18 and their first time meeting, george fucking ghosted dream but time went by and guess what, they became best friends. dream saying "george i'm gonna blow up, come with me!" and george, ever skeptical and very much not impulsive georgenotfound went, hey why not? AND HERE WE FUCKING ARE BITCHES!!!! dream constantly vying for george's attention and getting jealous whenever he talks to other people and george being fully aware of this fact and doing nothing about it because he's george and he's dream. george having it so that dream's calls go through do not disturb mode and in the wise words of the man himself: "dream needs me sometimes." *cue quackity's maniacal laughter* and them sleep calling as much as possible and those times during bad's late night streams on the smp where the two join and dream starts complaining about him disturbing their call. also note when dream went to go shower on call and george thought he forgot about him </3 both of them joining streams when their counterpart is there then immediately leaving if they're not anymore and dream doing lore with george in a fun and new way that just completely captures george as a cc and his character but also having dark details that tie in with the rest of the storyline. them having flawless teamwork during games and it's like they share a mind and they know each other so well and george knowing when dream's lying in manhunt and vice versa. ("george knows me.") dream saying george's laugh is his favorite and he's the first person he would go to for anything and george looking like that when he heard dream's wheeze. dream never failing to mention george in conversations that has absolutely nothing to do with him and george just perking up whenever someone says the word dream and him getting way more excited when dreams joins calls on stream than he did with others. dream saying he believes in soulmates and i'm sure dnf are each other's soulmate. whether romantic or platonic, you can not tell me they were meant to meet.

and i can't get into all of the details that i adore about their friendship (which is everything) because there's so much there and it's all so wonderful and beautiful and they are the reason i believe in real and unconditional love. their birth charts prove the stars planned for them to be whatever they are and dream is the sun and george is the moon and their relationship is this one massive breathtaking eclipse and it's amazing to witness. dream is open and warm and he loves so much it burns and george is cool and serene and he loves with actions not words and you can just feel something that can and is beautiful between them. i don't know what the fuck is happening them and i don't pretend to know because i don't but all i know is that they have something truly unique and one of a kind, one in a fucking billion and i hope they don't lose that.

- thinking anon

thinking anon! you got this!! those six days will fly by EZ Clap 

i think it’s really funny how George praises Dream a lot but he disguises it with sarcastic tones more often than not. and also how both of them are very much better than the other in their own games such as George is great in chess/csgo and Dream is great in minecraft/among us but they still play those games together and have fun :D and that just makes me very happy because they’re happy ! also they both equally enjoy each other’s companies a lot (dream is just more verbal and honest about it) and spend an absurd amount of time together on VCs from time to time which is really nice because man I personally cannot spend that much time with Anyone on Any day.

unfortunately i don’t have much dnf brainrot as of late so i asked @/dreamnapfound but she said that you basically said everything so :D thank you again thinking anon you worded it all beautifully

[tartagliaxx]

ooo boy... man, that’s so sweet!! i’m thankful that everyone takes the time to check up on me or chat me up bc that really, really means a lot and it makes me super happy. i’m glad i have the same effect on you! and oml,, the ‘hey shawty’ thing made me laugh for no reason. and again, tysm!! ngl im kinda bitter i’m not going to be able to wear my robes but ig we cant win all the time.

i’m sorry paimon. you’re officially demoted to spare emergency food bc our main dish is childe :)

ok but,, man?? that whole story was a freaking ride. its like a rollercoaster that spins and twirls and does the circular rotation thing. first of all, congrats?? thats so many five stars + a c5 ningguang. c1 childe? c1 qiqi? jean?? man the gacha gods really went all out on you huh? the most mindblowing thing is that you got them so far from soft pity. man, that’s super ‘woah’ and im feeling so excited for you even if its been a while. i think if i was in your shoes i’d be on the floor wheezing bc,, its just that unreal. personally i have never gotten a five star before soft pity. at least, not before childe. im not saying we’re meant to be but thats exactly what im saying.

AHHHH I’M GLAD YOU LIKED THEM!! i don’t have a tiktok so no i havent heard of that but ugh maybe i should download it and find that vid bc i am very very interested. and yes! headcanons are super fun bc you hear so many ideas and you picture the image they had in their heads and you get to see a sneakpeak of how their brains perceive stuff. great stuff.

OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. the whole bit about kaeya— ugh my lungs hurt askcjsllabxkla. ok but imagine it adorned with rings and he pushed his hair back during a break and you can just see how his fingers move and 🙈 watch me be youtube user kaeyasbigtoe but without the content bc the reveal hasnt been made yet /j

ugh guitarist boyfie childe— another one with pretty hands that are sm bigger than yours so when he holds you, you’re just enveloped in him and you can feel every vein, every ridge, every fleeting touch. and you feel it bc you’re so sensitive from the comforting feeling of his warmth. and he just gently brushes a ticklish spot on your neck bc he’s a tease and he knows you like how his fingers are a little rough from playing the guitar and hehehehehhe grrrr pls request this so i can brainrot properly

hmmmm it’s a shame indeed but that’s okay! just tell me when we’ll start and which movie we’ll do. we can alternate film suggestions ig? we dont have a film club so i have no idea what they do there but it sounds fun (and like im back in hs which is a little fun and nostalgic)

p-princess? the way my heart fluttered— it’s funny cause you always see me referring to everyone w nicknames but then i’m weak on the knees when someone reciprocates. what’s a quick way to my heart? call me by a sweet nickname and i am on my hands and knees for you <3 n e way,, ilyt and i hope you have a great rest of the day :)))

[wheezingstar]

Imagine that you get so sick that you cannot sleep in your bed with Simon. You would go sleep in the living room on the couch, your muscles aching so badly no matter how little you move. And feeling like you can’t breathe.

Simon would be stressing out, but he’d go into the living room and sit on the floor next to the couch unsure what to do. At some point he gets up and makes some tea to help soothe your throat and sets it on the coffee table for you.

Simon isn’t afraid of a little sickness, but when you start needing to get up every few minutes to cough up some phlegm it becomes an issue and concerns him.

You’re absolutely restless, the little sleep you did get you’d wake up about five minutes later calling out in a raspy whisper “Si…” as if he’s gonna leave you for being sick. He stays where he sits on the floor next to the couch and reassured you that he’s there and you’re okay.

“It’s alright, Luvie. You’ll feel better soon”

He’ll kiss your forehead and gently run his fingers through your hair wanting to put you back to sleep, cause if you’re asleep you can’t be in pain, right?

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Simon Riley LOVES those quiet car rides at midnight with a little music playing and you in the drivers seat. He has Insomnia, he loves the quiet of the rides to calm him when his brain is being too loud and if you aren’t up at the time he’ll leave a little note in case you wake up while he’s gone and if you are you’ll just tag along.

Simon Riley loves those little neck kisses when you’re alone in your room or in the car and you peck his cheek or neck at a red light. He’ll rest his hand on your thigh and squeeze it gently whenever you lean over the center console to kiss him.

Simon Riley loves those coffee dates you insist on taking him too even when he’ll be paying for whatever drink and a small snack you wish to get and his either choice of tea or coffee with the smallest bit of creamer and sugar.

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You’re waiting for Keegan to get home, he’s been out on a mission for a couple months. Around 10am you got a call from him saying he’ll be home tonight.

You went to the store to get things for dinner, just some beef and broccoli with rice, cut up bell peppers and a sauce your dad taught you to make and some seasonings.

You’re hoping Keegan will be home in time so he can eat it hot without having to microwave it. And just in time as your take the food off the heat to let cool the door opens and you hear him dropping his bags down and some pops as his muscles relax

Keegan come up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his head on your shoulder “Smells delicious, babygirl…” he says tiredly but you can hear the smile in his voice. He playfully nips at your shoulder and you say ‘ow’ without it actually hurting.

You ask if he can set the table real quick and hand you two bowls for you and him. “Yes ma’am” he says with a playful tone and a salute before handing you two bowls you fill with food and hand him his bowl before filling your own and sitting at the table across from him

“I’ve missed you, Keegs.” You say with a smile and wait for your food to cool down before taking a bite. He smiles and takes a bite of his food before answering “I’ve missed your cooking,” he says with a grin “oh, but I missed you too. Probably more than you missed me.” You giggle and roll your eyes before taking another bite.

You and Keegan talk for a while as you eat, telling him all the drama and how your bakery is going. He tells you bits and pieces of what he can of how the mission went.

After dinner you do the dishes and put them in the dishwasher and start it. You hear the shower turn on and you stop the dishwasher so Keegan can get as much hot water as possible. You change and wait in bed for him, when he gets out he’s in a pair of sweats and a tank top, he lays beside you and turns toward you and pulls you into him. He smells your hair and lets a content sigh out, “I’m thinking of settling down with you, Darling I want to marry you, get a dog, no kids… not interested in kids..”

He was starting to drift off into sleep, he fell asleep before he could finish but you had a wide smile and a small hint of pink on your cheeks as you snuggled into him and fell asleep.

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You’re in a meeting, you have earbuds in because Price normally tells you everything the meeting is on before it starts.

In the middle of the meeting your earbuds disconnect in the middle of the song, (I’d be listening to Eminem and panic)the song doesn’t pause. It plays for about 10 seconds before automatically reconnecting back to your earbuds.

You look down at the notes you’ve taken with a pink painting your cheeks from embarrassment before Price clears his throat and the meeting continues.

It’s clear to say, MacTavish made fun of you and Gaz offered to get you new earbuds.

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Nikto don’t get enough love I feel, and I love me my traumatized, disfigured man with voices.

Nikto prefers being a sub during the devils tango, he doesn’t trust himself as a dom when it comes to safe words cause of the voices. He’ll do his best to be gentle but you’re definitely leaving with a few bruises from the way he holds onto you when you’re on top or below him guiding him and his hands where you want em.

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I had another take for this story of hiding König’s daughter from him!

König and you were happily engaged when you found you were pregnant you didn’t tell König and you left him from feeling like if he knew it’d be over anyway.

It’s a few years later, your daughter is three and you’ve been hiding her from him. You’re on a stroll holding her hand as you walk, carrying her whenever she gets tired when you run into this brick wall… König.

He looks down at you and his eyes widen, he isn’t wearing his mask. His long brown slightly wavy/curly hair on his shoulders, his slight stubble and scars and crooked nose from it being broken and never healing correctly staring at you. “Where have you been?”

It sounded more like a command to know than a question. “I…. Uhm” you don’t get an answer before he notices your daughter Esther. “Whose kid is that?” Is his next question and you gulp before muttering the word “yours”

He takes a moment to process it, he’s rigid and clearly a bit pissed. “Is that why you left? Because you were pregnant with my baby.” You nod, sheepish and nervous from his angry tone

“I was scared if I told you… you’d leave anyway. You said you never wanted kids-“ he cuts you off and cups your face gently but also a bit tightly, “why in the hell would I leave you because you’re pregnant with my child? How stupid do you have to be to think that?” You’re a bit taken aback by his harsh words, tears coming to your eyes, a small apology escaping your lips.

He becomes a bit more gentle from seeing the tears and the fear. It wasn’t that König ever hurt you, but after so long you know he might’ve changed. Instead, he holds you against him tightly before kneeling down and looking at the toddler; she lights up and smiles and says a small ‘hi’

Since then you guys started seeing each other more often, getting closer again and starting over. So close in fact you get engaged to him again and didn’t plan on running this time. Esther had a father, You have a loving fiancé, soon to be husband and he has a loving fiancé soon to be wife.