#Who even are you?

[honeylies]

you want aventurine sooo bad 🫵 you want to kiss him sooooo bad. he smells like vanilla, and his lips taste like fancy red wine methinks

—sock

i ?? !??! i have stated no such thing. i don't even know who he is

[painispainbeautyisbeauty]

Babe if you're voluntarily doing something, it isn't tourettes 😭

when did I ever say that I was voluntarily ticcing?

[rtnortherly]

[joficeandwind]

Fucking go talk to Aliza

I've been trying to Anon, but guess what? She's not responding. Who the hell do you think I am, that I'd just ignore her like that?

[authordgaster]

who drew Dwoo topless, gimme their @ please!

No idea.

[proship-ghost]

oh and btw, the people you fucked over haven't forgotten all that shit you did lmao. its all in a google doc bestie <333 so watch ur fuckin step

Who exactly have I fucked over "bestie" you do know it's illegal to actually threaten people?

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[cemeterything]

i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.

[mrtequilasunset]

Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.

[feluka]

oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.

"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen