#With it so calm your ass down

[futuregws]

So it's already Friday where I live so that means that "dancing with the stars" the one that Luisa is gonna be in, starts tomorrow (Saturday).

Sooooo what do y'all think?? Is something gonna be said/shown that is Lando related all bc she dated him, I mean it is only the first episode so depending on how long she stays in the competition it could happen later on, maybe it won't happen at all, but what do y'all think bc I can't decide, I've gotten some more "information" in the meantime which is just that she has been doing more TV interviews lately and I'm pretty sure he wasn't mentioned then, I feel like if he was it would have reached people outside of Portugal, but this is a different type of show there are little interviews but it's a little more chill in that aspect and there's also like I've said before, nosey ass people so that's what makes me not be able to decide, bc on one side you have the nosey judges that could say something but then there's also the fact that it's not her first time (at least recently) on TV like I thought so it's not like she's ""fresh meat"" (ew) for them to get stuff off of (I hope that makes sense)

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Rangi's such an idiot. She was holding back pre-dating I know it. If she acted the same way she does post-dating Kyoshi, then Rangi would've literally exploded Kyoshi right out of the damn closet Kyoshi didn't know she was in sdjfklajfkjafk

There would've been no Fire Lily Incident. Kyoshi's eyes would've just been glued to that freaky little firebender TT0TT

[violetreminder]

Believe it or not I'm actually not that invested in whether or not people think Palworld is a good game and Pocketpair are good devs but the amount of misinformation surrounding them is absolutely insane to the point I feel a need to (admittedly futilely) deflate everyone's rage boners

[jils-things]

to love someone is to heal someone

[megatraven]

we get it! okay!!!! you hate biden!!!!!! but when trump wins because you won't fucking vote for the only other viable option and makes things infinitely worse, that blood will be on YOUR hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck off!!

[maukiki1]

top ten posts that aren’t real

[birdyverdie]

If I had a nickle for every time an old friend wanted to catch up with me while I'm changing the fuel filter of my truck, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

my 1 (one) stardew opinion is shane should not have won the bachelor poll

[ae-lingalathynius]

Today is Harry Potter's 44th birthday, and of all his years on this earth, his greatest mistake still remains naming a child of his Albus Severus Potter.

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

erichthonios during the time period where we meet him really is just that one post that's like [sets one (1) boundary] 'i'm a mean evil thundercunt i'm in my villain era i don't know how to love'

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

so i never said this to anyone and bottling this up is exhausting so i'm just gonna vomit it here. PLEASE SENSITIZE CHILDREN TO ART.

[captain-lovelace]

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[tiredassmage]

what type of villain are you?

your honor, i do love a good uquiz diagnosing the diseases and problems of my fictional characters and also i might be slightly procrastinating a final paper. saw this one from @sasslett and simply could not resist :3 quiz link! for those who'd like.

swtor edition first!

tyr deckard - then let me be evil

You never wanted to hurt anyone, but the world never gave you a choice. You did the best you could with what you had, but every innocent mistake you made was held against you when it counted, every crossroads led you down the wrong path no matter which way you went. No matter what you did, the odds were stacked against you. It wasn't fair, and you are sick and tired of being told what a monster you are for things out of your control. Well, fine. They want a monster? YOU'LL GIVE THEM A MONSTER!

alucren ellery - the betrayer

You like to do things up close and personal. As personal as you can get. You are an excellent actor, and you do adore putting on a smile knowing your worst enemy, the one you hate the most, doesn't suspect a thing when they tell you their deepest secrets. Your only motivation is revenge, and revenge you shall get. Perhaps you loved them once, long ago, but any fondness for your target you once felt has long since warped and twisted into perverse obsession, laced with malice and venom and seething hatred. Good or evil does not matter to you. All that matters is they get what they deserve.

leo ashold - the coward

You didn't have another choice, honest! Have these people SEEN what the heroes are up against? It'd end you in an instant, whether that be a lovecraftian abomination with a hold on your soul, a rampaging monster that's destroying more than a hurricane and an earthquake could in one fell swoop, a shadow organization that has tabs on everyone you love and will end them in an instant, or just a particularly grumpy boss that might yell at you if you don't fall in with his excessively tyrannical methods, you can't go risking your neck for the poor saps that think they can stop it. No way, you're staying on the bad guy side, where it's SAFE.

rhyst delavast - for the greater good

Perhaps you do not believe what you are doing can truly be classified as evil. Perhaps some people will be hurt from the immediate consequences of your actions, but what the masses fail to see is the immense good that will come of your plans. Maybe you act in the name of science, or for your people who have fallen on great tragedy. Maybe you see cracks in a failing system and want to uproot it through chaotic, destructive means to avoid greater tragedy down the line. Maybe you're just in with a bad crowd, but you can't leave them, no matter how unsavory their intentions, because they're your only ticket to your ultimate goals. No matter what, your goals are noble, and you take no joy in wreaking havoc or hurting those in your way, but the evils you partake in are necessary. If you need to play the bad guy to ensure a better future, then you are willing to play that part.

savosta - no moral compass

You are cold, analytical, and you strive to be as objective as a person of flesh and blood can be. Either don't understand the concepts of good and evil, or you understand it perfectly and think it's a load of bull. Some may call you selfish, some may call you unfeeling, but you're just doing what you believe will yield the best results, plain and simple. Why bother with petty ideals of right or wrong when you can do what will actively help those you give a fuck about? Your goals may be selfish or noble or anything in between, but you will not let anyone make you feel like garbage for going after them. You couldn't care less about what people brand you as. You just care about getting shit done by any means necessary.

[eye-of-yelough]

Once again going insane about doing Legacy right between All That Remains and the last act 2 mission (forgor the name) and headcanon-ing that they all take place within a month

Like imagine. You are Hawke. Your mum just kicked it. You’re in mourning, haven’t left the house since, and you get RAIDED by Carta dwarf cultists. Then, in no particular order, you

- find out about some Really Weird Shit your dad did with Wardens, and that your (recently deceased) mother was almost killed by this guy you sort of trusted

- venture in to the deep roads and kill an Old Fucking God.

Oh and by the way during this, the love of your life, only person you have left, light in darkness is being driven insane by said Old God in front of you, and talking about how you would be better off without him. And then he attacks you.

So your mum just died and your mourning was interrupted by This Shit. You’re nearing the end of your fucking rope down here but by some miracle you survive and get back to Kirkwall to mourn in peace. And now add “process this traumatising insanity” to that list.

eeeexcept you can’t do that actually. You come home to a letter from the Viscount begging for your aid to help his son. Oh, of course, Seamus. He was such a nice boy you can’t let him die. So you go Do That.

And THEN. Aveline, the woman partially responsible for your mothers death like TWO WEEKS AGO shows up in your house with another mess for you to clean up. Also your best friend is there too saying she’s gonna die. And she leaves and you think she’s gonna be gone forever and. Ok this is getting really long.

Fast forward, Arishoks dead, you’re in mourning and every hightown noble feels entitled to your company all of a fucking sudden because you’re a “Champion” now. Hooray.

[binch-i-might-be]

saw a helicopter in a show just now and it awakened a memory within me

you see when I was 15 my mother, brother, and I went to Iceland on vacation (this was allegedly my idea which does sound like me but I have no memory of bringing it up) and my mother, despite having a crippling fear of heights and flying (to the point of knocking herself out for every flight) booked a scenic helicopter tour.

she, of course, immediately had a massive panic attack! and 15 year old me did not react to this even a little bit. I was like "well that's not my beer" and just looked out the window, listening to the pilot desperately trying to engage my mother in conversation so she wouldn't idk, Perish. I think my brother handled it? I was literally not paying attention

afterwards she asked me why I didn't respond to anything the pilot asked and I was like "???? I thought he was talking to you. due to your. Fit"

anyway the point of this anecdote from my youth is yet again "how do I still not have a proper autism diagnosis almost ten years later"

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

being a new yorker sucks cause people were actually there for 9/11 so it's harder to explain to their dumbasses that the wave of islamophobia that followed is still in no way justified