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sky-kiss · 2 months
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/emerges from the shadows, goblin-like, bearing dark tidings and darker wisdom.
I say to thee: Raphael has a voice kink. For his own voice. And so, I posit:
Raphael has Haarlep read his fanfiction to him. It absolutely gets him off.
/vanishes back into the shadow.
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jojotier · 1 year
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I feel like it's instrumental that Dave Strider never sees Blues Brothers 1980 in his formulative years bc if he saw Joliet Jake rip his shades off of his face, the shades he and his brother Elwood Blues never take off, even while sleeping or entering a hot sauna with 10 other grown men, and he sees Joliet Jake on his knees ripping those shades off and looking up at his jilted ex Carrie Fisher with soulful eyes, Begging for her to believe him so that Carrie Fisher doesn't kill he and his brother with a machine gun (long story) and sees the way Carrie Fisher melts and loses all anger that would be it. That would alter the course of Dave's relationships forever. Every time he'd really want something he'd have a little voice in the back of his head going 'pull a joliet jake'
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sauron-kraut · 5 months
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Mairon has a worship kink pass it on
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dicethewanderer · 3 months
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gerry being so happy in this episode and his healthier relationship with gertrude leads me to believe he wouldnt be a goth out of teenage (and adult) rebellion. instead his prediliction for making strangers drinks and giving them full sized paintings leads me to believe he would, in fact be a cafe hipster. in this essay i will...
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cyle-stuff · 2 years
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THE OLD GODS ARE DEAD
THIS!
THIS IS OUR NEW GOD!
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bloodpen-to-paper · 1 year
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As a member of Quackblr, I am happy to pledge my support for Joe Hills in the finale. Because there is nothing more homoerotic than voting for the guy who kicked your ass
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antimony-medusa · 2 years
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Going to start arguing that traffic series started because of the popularity of roleplay (DSMP) and hardcore (Philza) content and DSMP and Phil started because of the popularity of broader minecraft content (hermitcraft) (minecrack) (yogscast) (ilmango and scicraft) and those started because of early lets players and therefore all of the DSMP and Double Life and modern twitch is attributable to Ethoslab’s Letsplay series. 
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emeraldspiral · 6 months
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Hot Take:
If Invader Zim wasn't cancelled and the Zimvoid story arc made it into the show they would've definitely made Zib the story mode villain of NASB2 instead of Vlad Plasmius.
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theblueprincess590 · 8 months
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If Homestuck Came out today John would be a prank YouTuber.
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docockdork · 1 year
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Norman Osborn is like a sim created before the "Become Enemies with Child" wish was patched
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depressed-lombster · 1 year
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I don't have a funni caption today
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I don't know why I have this one either
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eventually--darling · 2 years
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half of mr robot is just tyrell having his little slow burn forbidden romance while elliot is just trying to get through the damn day
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zestys-world · 2 years
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I still think the real reason Wei Wuxian was kicked out of Cloud Recesses was because he said Lan Qiren wasn't hot enough to be a DILF
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randyortonofficial · 11 months
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cody and dom would have the hottest sex. just saying what were all thinking.
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i-draw-zutara · 2 years
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Day 5171 of Zutara not being endgame.
God bless Bryke for not destroying our beautiful ship.
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