#YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

[protect-yangs-smile]

someone appeared when the gang were at their memorial, which is right by the gate

it was raven

raven who, with her semblance, has a connection with yang

as soon as yang got back to remnant, raven immediately went to her

raven came back to her daughter

someone else in her life came back to yang

[winnie-the-monster]

“She used me. That is the only conclusion one can draw. Do you know, she in fact met my brother first. Which leaves me thinking that our entire friendship must have been a ruse to get to him all along.”

😑😑😑😑😑

[manyfandomsonelog]

NO FUCKING WAY. NO FUCKING WAY!!!! YOU ARE JOKING. YOU ARE KIDDING. NO FUCKING WAY. YOU’RE TELLING ME IT IS CANON THAT EDGEWORTH WAS NOT ONLY THE REASON PHOENIX BECAME A LAWYER IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT ALSO, CANONICALLY, THE REASON HE DECIDED TO BECOME A LAWYER THE SECOND TIME?!???

[luna-lovegreat]

Bruh

I’m like. So not over this. That’s a freaking sword.

He just cut the bokoblins sword in half with the biggoron’s sword like… wow. That sword is pretty tough.

Kinda like a big goron.

[cornwatcheshockey]

oh so they’re gonna call that??! but not the one on gabel????

[robbinggoodfellows]

OPPENHEIMER 7 BARBIE 0 ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[athousandis]

tell me why i finished the song of achilles today (yeah…) and i pull out my copy of the iliad for funsies and the first page i randomly turn to is of patroclus dying :|

[blinkasaurus]

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[trustmy-rage]

omg i just saw someone saying the animation in scott pilgrim takes off looked cheap. i don’t think people should be allowed to speak on the internet

[hal-5000]

so it’s mental health awareness month i guess??

my job is doing some weird absolutely useless stuff to “end the stigma”

today’s activity is that we are being let outside into the sun(how nice?)

on Thursday we are supposed to wear green- the reason? to break the stigma.

pls tell me how a green shirt is gonna make people accept me???

this job wouldn’t even help accommodate my needs re: autism..so….

[itsdelicate]

people in europe (me) waking up to find out taylor lost soty

[sapchat]

Ya know as I watched the movie I kept shooting off who I thought the bad guy was, starting with Chris. Then as Lydia and Jackson walked around the woods and they mentioned chemicals I joking thought “harris”

And when that reveal happened….

[isthedogawolfdog]

For fucks sake if an animal is showing obvious signs that it is unhappy with the situation you leave it alone. It’s not funny, it’s not cute, you’re either pissing them off or scaring them. Just stop.

[xxxcertifiednerdxxx]

the end of the prince of egypt is kind of funny to me bc Moses has the Ten Commandments, yeah? And he’s going down the mountain to bring them to the Israelites.

well, at this point, the people had told Aaron to make a golden calf for them to worship and they were forgetting God and partying in sin central.

so Moses is about to go down and find his people being super wicked and will

a. Break the tablets that have the Ten Commandments (he will have to go get them again)

b. Destroy the golden calf

c. Yell at Aaron for letting this happen

and

d. Command (in the name of God, of course) that a bunch of the Israelites be killed for being wicked

[plainemmanem]

ok but its like definitely fact that kurt is a virgin right?

bc after he loses his virginity his ego SKYROCKETS and he thinks every woman wants him so bad and he just has to turn them down. his inner dialogue is like “sorry hottie ive only got ONE dick. wish i had more but i can have sex with EVERY girl rn lmao”

he has one dick and he names it “the slayer”

he thinks every girl wants him: the random barista at starbucks who spells his name wrong, the lady checking him out at game stop, the random girl on the street who gave him a dirty look because he was filming his vlog outside in a public place😐

he turns to the camera like “she so wanted me. anyways—”