#You poor thing

[deaniewithalittleweanie]

HANDS DOWN the funniest tiktok comment about SPN!

[the-shy-wolf]

mourning dove

[seekers-who-are-lovers]

There is a story behind this…

Taiga only wants to play, to continue being Miri’s friend. He had the happiest time when he was allowed to visit Miri and played Morio Kart with her two dads. Most of all, he misses the girl. It feels as if she understands him better than his male friends at his new school. Besides, he has not seen her for months. And today walking home from school, he sees her again. But there is a problem. Her dads are also there. And they guard her like wolves in the daytime.

Oh well..

[hakusins]

OH I FINALLY GOT THIS !!!!!! whitney you big meanie...

[anamericangirl]

Ohhh, okay so it's okay to disagree with science but not your beloved God.

My beloved God created science :)))

I don’t disagree with science, I disagree with what some people claim about science because humans are deceitful and prone to error.

God is neither of those things.

Die mad. :)

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

OH MY GOD NO

[frnkiebby]

DID MY HOE @mikeyswayy SNITCH AGAIN???? I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE. IM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING EXPOSED EVERY OTHER SUNDAY ON HERE💔💔💔💔 I HOPE THE ASK DID NOT GET SENT PLS TELL ME IT DIDNT

IM PRETTY SURE YOURE SAFE???

the only ask from them i have is a frimage which will be posted next bc its goddamn cute~🎃

[sadsoftserve]

I can do anything I want, and this is what I do

[parasocialqueen]

thinking about jean’s “Contrition, Coach.” after rereading Coach Moriyama’s

“You cannot train a dog by beating it a day late: it is not smart enough to correlate action and punishment. You have to discipline it the moment it misbehaves. Leave it to us to correct them on the court.” in tkm

🫥

[liverpool-enjoyer]

so long, london?

SO LONG, LONDON??

SO LONG, LONDON???

SO LONG, LONDON????

[imaginethezeldaverse]

bard. bard hear me out. you accidentally scrape up your hands on the rocks on yunobo's back when you're both lost in the moment and later on, when someone sees your hands all wrapped up and asks what happened, you get all quiet and before saying you had a rock climbing accident.

FNWKOWFMKWLDNNJ OKAY OKAY

“Ten topazes, just like you’d been looking for” you offered to the Gerudo merchant, carefully pulling the precious gems from your satchel. The high sun in Eldin hit them just right enough to make their canary coloring truly shine. She thanked you tremendously, exchanging the rupees she agreed to before she caught sight of your hands.

“My, are you alright? Did you burn your hands recently?” Ramella asked, eyeing the bandages with some concern. Your genuine smile dropped almost immediately to a nervous one. The recollection of last night hitting you like a ton of bricks - how you were so lost in the throes of passion, with one certain President of a Mining Company™️ dicking you down so well that all you could do was desperately try and hold onto his back for purchase. Unfortunately that ended up with your hands being completely scratched up after the fact - and served as a reminder for him to take a few extra rolls around Death Mountain to even the ridges of his back out. He’d helped you clean and care for your hands this morning…you were hoping nobody would notice.

Clearing your throat, you tried to gather yourself “I, um…” and your eyes wandered over to said Goron, who was currently talking with his mentor Bludo at entrance to the city, “Had a uh…rock climbing accident.”

Ramella watched your gaze float over to Yunobo, the President of YunoboCo, a Goron she often did business with. The look on your face, the bandaged hands, a “rock climbing incident”? Everything clicked into place the longer you sat silent. The Gerudo tried to conceal her sly smirk, though it was evident in her tone, “I see…perhaps you should…wear better protection next time you try to climb that rock. Would be a shame if he leaves your backside in the same fate — ah, I mean ‘it’!”

Your face burned at her words and you shielded your reddened face, “Ramella! Oh my goddess!”

[sneezarify]

Have I lost it or is the word “sinuses” sexy as HELL?

used in a snz context of course.

“my sinuses are all messed up”

[whostheblondegirlwriting]

You know the oneshot where allison and brock actually break up? imagine if they never get back together and Allison meets someone new, but Brock can’t seem to move on. Allison brings her boyfriend to beer night, and it hurts, but you know what the worst thing is? The fact that the new boyfriend is so fucking nice, so sweet, so supportive, exactly someone who Allison deserves. Some guys joke that there will be wedding bells soon and a baby who can shoot before they can walk. Brock is reminded every passing second of what he couldn’t give her when they were together, how they could never be so free, honest, and open, but instead of trying to rip them apart and bring her back to him, he decides to let her go because he loves her; but he can’t help himself when he’s alone in his office or when he’s lying in his bed that feels so empty and cold since they’ve broken up, thoughts of what could have been if he had been more selfish or if he had been more brave and handed his heart out to her, that maybe she would be by his side, warm and soft, holding him tight and kiss him goodnight. Sometimes he dreams of her, and she’s smiling at him, eyes full of love and warmth, she calls his name, a soft sigh, so he reaches out to her, because he desperately needs her warmth, but just as he is about to bring her into his arms, he jerks awake, and he’s all alone in his dark bedroom.

Well that’s a tear jerker episode for What If…? if I ever saw one 🥺

[kitkatwinchester]

I REALLY LOVE ISAAC GUYS.

Like, okay, at first, he was kind of a jerk, but he was also a traumatized jerk, and that makes it different.

And now he's just so precious and honestly gets so scared so frequently and I feel so bad for him for everything that happened at what we now know is a bank vault and ugh Isaac you poor baby I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

Like, the way he just grabbed for Scott when he got scared, and the way Derek gets soooo worried about him and protective over him, I just....

The poor baby. I love him. I want him to be okay. <3

[mxtxkinfessions]

Being a large number of mxtx kins is very jarring. What do you mean I’m both Bingge and Shen Jiu, what do you MEAN I’m He Xuan and Shi Qingxuan, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM LITERALLY THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF SCUM VILLAIN.

Someone should get a “__ days without new MXTX kin discovery/crisis for Noodleplane” because let me tell you it’ll be. Gone. It’ll just quit, I think. I’m like a stressed little hamster, actually, but shhh it’s fine I’m greatttt guys hahaa.

—✈️🍜 (S,,, Scum Villain?? Shifted?????? What the fuck????????)

[also I will be sure to post something when I post that intro! Keep an eye out ;3]

half your kins got you like

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

OH MY GOD NO