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dcxdpdabbles · 3 months

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Danny at a Bar: Hello.

Dick turning around on the bar stole: Hi!

Danny: Are you the most wanted man I'm looking for?

Dick smiling: That line usually works?

Danny, holding up a wanted poster from the ghost zone: Not a pickup line. You're under arrest.

Dick: What?

Danny: You have the right to a peaceful death. Everything you are can and will be used against you. You will have court before the King in three days. Get in the bag.

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #Ghost Zone Bounty Hunter #From a fic I never wrote #death defying #Basically #Danny becomes his a Bounty Hunter for the Bounties he set #What did Dick do to have a wanted poster?#You're guess is as good as mind

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kreftropod · 2 years

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Absolutely loving the fact that, despite Dracula being adapted to death and back by media over the last century, a lot of people don't actually know the original story. As in, here we are, in 2022, tagging spoilers for a 125 year old novel that most people thought they knew from it's countless adaptations but turned out to not know at all. It's great. I love it. Thanks for sharing your first-time reactions to this comedy of an old book.

#it's good to remember that we have 125 years of hindsight when reading this though #people back in 1897 didn't know the things we know today #their worldview was very different from ours and they didn't know all the spooky tropes we know today #since yknow this book was part of the ones who started those tropes to begin with #yes Dracula is a comedy by todays standard and please continue to make fun of our Dear Friend Jonathan and Domestic Teeabo Dracula #but also remember that this book is Old as Fuck #and very old timey English(tm)#so there's inevitably gonna be descriptions and character-opinions that reflect that #just good to keep in mind #anyway love yall #keep on what you're doing #I'm having a blast reading all of your funny Dracula posts #Dracula Daily #Dracula #Bram Stoker's Dracula #babbling in the tags I guess

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the-writing-mobster · 5 days

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Hm. I don't think we should support this artist.

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joyflameball · 10 months

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Happy disability pride month to anyone with depression. You have a disability too- the constant fatigue, exhaustion, not being able to get out of bed, emptiness, all of that, it's all part of this disability. Just because it's not a physical disability doesn't mean it's not a disability. I know it's easy to feel like it's not, but it is, and you aren't stealing valor by saying that. People don't normally feel exhausted all the time. People don't normally feel unable to get out of bed, or do stuff they love doing.

You're disabled too, you deserve a seat at the table.

#cassie rambles #disability #depression #actually depressed #disability month #this post is mostly for me because. it's hard for me to say i'm disabled even though a) i have adhd b) i have depression #both of which are disabilities #i guess it's because depression is seen as the ''being sad'' disorder #which no the fuck it isn't and if you think that's all it is you don't know shit about it #the way i describe it is. feeling like a weighted blanket #not in a good way either. feeling heavy and tired and unable to move without a lot of effort #easier comparison is feeling like you're weighed down by a bunch of sandbags #and like your mind is slower #it's just. constantly feeling exhausted. all the time #it sucks #mental disability

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corfisers · 5 months

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i really need to finish this one day

#one of my fave ideas but i keep getting stuck or starting over. third time's the charm hopefully #anyways. posting it as an excuse to rant because i'm losing my mind over this rn for no reason #incoherent but i just need to Talk or my brain won't shut up #you ever think about how fucked up it is that aoi feels guilty over what happened. i do. i think about her a lot #he can't even look at me. we aren't even blood related but he still had to go to jail because of me. i still love him #in reality none of it is her fault. it shouldn't be about doumeki in the first place. baby girl you were 15 when it happened.#you can say that yashiro is cruel in his dismissiveness (on the surface) of doumeki's trauma but you can see where he's coming from #you got a glimpse of what your sister was going through? of what i went through? and now you're sooo guilty over it? and who does it help?#doumeki's so focused on his own feelings that he ignored aoi when they were living together. “saves” her by pure chance #proceeds to focus on his guilt and ignore her again. if yashiro didn't get involved she'd be sitting in the rain for god knows how long #yet she still loves and to some degree idolizes him #yashiro and aoi both saying that doumeki isn't the type of person to be a yakuza too. doumeki's good doumeki's better than that #and then ch 24 happens. where yashiro says that he's going to throw up and doumeki's response is “i probably won't stop even if you do”#“guess i am like my father after all” and yashiro still goes “you're not. you're pure and im the problem”#(touches doumeki's face. rare gentle gesture. he's gentle afterwards too before leaving. man.)#he's not cruel enough to repeat what he said in the earlier conversation and he doesn't actually believe it anyway #but i wish yashiro was cruel there. it shouldn't have been about doumeki and his feelings. again.#something about yashiro throwing a knife at another person and it flying back at him huh #for all the talk about how doumeki supposedly romanticizes yashiro it really is the other way around. always has been #which is a whole other conversation but yeah. everything about aoi and yashiro in relation to doumeki makes me so fucking sad #but this is also what i mean when i say that aoi doesn't haunt the narrative per se but still has this weird presence?#she's in the parallels. she's in the brief but important mentions. she's in the “your sister was lucky she had you”.#wips tag

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i3utterflyeffect · 8 days

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What would stick!Alan's reaction to meeting stick!noogai be?

mostly shock and confusion! he's very confused by this and very concerned for his counterpart!

noogai!victim also scares the shit out of him for obvious reasons and as soon as anyone asks about his victim they can unfortunately immediately tell they weren't as lucky.

#tommy's foolery #noogai is actually pretty angry with alan upon discovering he essentially killed victim. they assumed they would have found out either way #and they're not WRONG but they thought it'd be obvious! when you're right there with them it is!#noogai and second like hanging out though. they realize they can dual wield the pens and cause absolute chaos #also is it weird that i think alan!dark would actually not mind noogai as much?#especially if noogai's first reaction is 'OH HEY it's dark!! my friend :D'#my hc is that a lot of their issues come from insecurities about not being good enough for alan OR chosen #so they might actually be okay with noogai. maybe agitated initially sure. but generally fine with them #tommy's stickmen tag #tommy's aus #tommy's stick!alan #stick!noogai #all of the stick!noogai au sticks assume dark is fine and it's very confusing to the others #but dark doesn't SEEM like they're frothing at the mouth and ready to kill someone anymore so it's like?????? uh??? sure i guess????

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reduxulousoctopus · 27 days

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Oof. I just finished watching episode four of X-Men 97 and no spoilers, but I'm starting to remember why I don't usually like X-Men.

#we got three seasons of this huh?#arranging my simpsons “don't forget you're here forever/do it for her” board with pictures of morph #so far we've got one good episode #one fantastic episode #the third one was rushed as fuck and confusing for anyone who doesn't know shit about the comics but otherwise good #and now this stinker #that's not a terrible ratio I guess *nervous laughter*#fans of x-men don't mind me I'm just being a hater #it seems like most of y'all enjoyed this one and I'm genuinely glad you're having a good time #it's just completely impenetrable to the filthy casuals like myself

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darkkbluee · 10 months

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What if Shinigami were secretly cupids. They're usually limited to killing people to remove obstacles from the path of their romance. But for people who couldn't have met any other way, they need to take a risk and drop their Death Note and follow them around because these dumbasses still won't get their shit together.

#death note #lawlight #what if the shinigami were cupids but with magical death notebooks #what if the death note is an evolved version of the 'arrow of love'#because humans became more violent and so True Love TM needed more violent matchmakers #AUs for the bored mind #Ryuk: I dropped my notebook and waited for a week and this idiot still hasnt met his match.#Ryuk: Guess I'll need to go down and arrange a meet-cute myself #Ryuk: This is all work no progress and all blame. Lighto is hopeless.#Ryuk: Where is L? You're my only hope L Lawliet. Put a ring on it already! No I don't mean handcuffs. Hilarious tho. 11/10.#Meanwhile Rem: Not this one nor that one. No human is ever good enough for *my* human. They all need to keep away or die

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worstloki · 1 year

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thor died inside once again when Odin and Frigga revealed Loki's origin to him. He practically distanced himself from them, they don't need to see how he mourns. (It still bothers me that Frigga has to ask Sif about Thor's state) and since Loki is gone the throne doesn't seem alluring anymore. It has lost its shine. he had to butter Odin so his father could stop bothering him for a while. :)

that is correct :)

#Thor didn't call Odin a great king and the best father after finding out the truth unless he was so fearful of losing his own place too #Thor sweating: ur the no. 1 dad! don't banish me again! I can be good!#i feel like if Thor wasnt raised with the throne in mind he would've left Asgard earlier but since it's a responsibility/his place he stays #Thor starts getting depressed when Loki is dead and no one bats an eye #''you don't enjoy parties anymore'' ''at least pretend you're happy'' ''why aren't you interested in sif'' rip how Thor feels i guess

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persephone-spore-druid · 6 months

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good 4 you is Gortash coded and you can't change my mind

#bg3 #enver gortash #durgetash #GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTY #NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK #GOOD FOR YOU YOU'RE DOING GREAT OUT THERE WITHOUT ME BABY #GOD I WISH THAT I COULD DO THAT #I'VE LOST MY MIND I'VE SPENT THE NIGHT CRYING ON THE FLOOR OF MY BATHROOM #YOU'RE SO UNAFFECTED I REALLY DON'T GET IT #I GUESS GOOD FOR YOU #specifically the Rain Paris version the og is...fine but I prefer hers

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apple-os · 26 days

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ppl who like making friends solely with one-note cardboard boxes who will hang out with them when it's convenient and never open up about who they are as people and what their lives are like dni

#the salt just caught up with me and now im pissed #hi welcome to what i like to call a friendly reminder that hanging out with someone just because its convenient is kind of shitty #and a less friendly reminder that talking about yourself to connect with people is an autistic trait #and an even less friendly reminder that not telling someone if theyve done you wrong and then proceeding to blow up on them is ALSO SHITTY #ESPECIALLY. WHEN. THEY THINK. YOU'RE ON GOOD TERMS. BECAUSE YOU ACTED LIKE IT AND THEY CAN'T READ YOU.#IM REALLY FUCKING MAD #I THINK I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE.#the people who actually somewhat knew me and hung out with me and were on good terms with me think the same #so like BLEH MYEH :PPPPPPPPP #like okay youre entitled to your opinions but sometimes you need to keep those to yourself #did u see me insulting u to ur face #nope i have not done even once #and thats on getting better communication skills instead of lashing out at someone for trying to fit in with your own vibes #like yeah oversharing is my deal. anybody who sees me here knows that #i bond by being open with people about who i am and what i like in the hopes that theyll do the same #if u think im just around for gaming and making silly jokes u would be wrong.#but of course nobody told me people weren't there to bond like that which in my opinion shouldnt be on me #and once again i am outcasted over something honestly kind of fucking stupid #some of the jokes i made were stupid yes but thats solely because i severely misjudged the vibes #and checks notes oh yeah nobody pulled me up for it even once.#okay so let me get this straight you barely know me and have been making assumptions about me since day one #pretty much let me believe you liked me for two whole weeks instead of asking me about things or cutting me off #and im the one who gets treated like im in the wrong? okay #this miscommunication was not my fault in the slightest and i KNOW that #if you hadve just talked to me things would be fine but theyre NOT.#if you hadve just looked at my gosh darn profile and seen im the queerest fucker around making gay and homophobic type jokes maybe you woul #have had half the mind to ask me if i could stop making those jokes!!!!!!!!!#i am not transphobic!!!!!!! I AM TRANS!! I WAS MAKING A MOCKERY OF SOME TRANSPHOBIC CULTURE I HATE!!!!#i mightve vented on main ONE TIME under the guise of a silly joke but oh my god guess what?? that was an attempt to see if anybody related.#you never liked me in the first place dont lie to yourself

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rivilu · 8 months

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I have scientifically created the most mutually uncomfortable dynamic in my fucked up little lab that the world has ever seen. I'm being arrested for unsound character keeping practices

#shut up river #so. it does get better by the end dfjhgk #but in astarionmance timeline the whole start of the relationship was. um #well you already know the fucked up reasons why astarion pursues tav #but add on to that Alfhart's side of things. where for backstory reasons he's already rejected the entire camp because something something-#doomed by the narrative something something wouldn't be a baldurs gate oc if there wasnt a looming time bomb right.#And he doesnt want to fall in love with someone and subject them to (gestures vaguely at backstory thing) but by the time Astarion asks..#he's uh. worn down. And though he sees through the act -contrary to popular belief he was in fact not born yesterday- in his mind he's like #'well i guess better he does this to me and not someone else whose feelings actually matter lmao. and HE's not going to get hurt-#when the inevitable happens so win-win; kind of'#neither of those bitches are happy about the arrangement in act one djkgdh #things kinda get better from there because they get attached to eachother against their will and by the end there's genuine love there #confetti noises #now good luck explaining to him at the last moment that you have maybe 1-2 years max left until you're mysteriously dissapeared dipshit!!#skjfdh anyway yeah #[oc] Alfhart #i realise for some mutuals this is not extreme in the slightest but LOOK- LET ME LIVE FNGDSJKG

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bildads-shoes · 4 months

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richard siken x good omens, but make it silly

what was i going for here? is this a sweet piece illustrating that the bentley's love represents crowley's love? is this an aziraphale x bentley crackship edit? i'm afraid i can't answer that

(if it wasn't already evident i made a silly blackout poem out of this)

#you're a car. he loves you. you're a car. you love him.#this isn't where i thought my mind would go when i first thought 'i should try blackout poetry' but here we go i guess #good omens

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bitegore · 7 months

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every so often i have to really wonder about the people who watch me talk about how badly i want someone to let me hurt them and fantasize about murdering imaginary characters i like and somehow assumes i'm a sub primarily and wants to be killed and chased and not, like, do the killing and chasing

#red rambles #theres a specific exchange i keep thinking of but it happens a surprising amount #i guess it's good that no one's looking at me and assuming i'm going to be a serial killer in the future any more #like im never going to forget that one girl who thought we were friends in high school telling me as i signed her yearbook #that if she heard about a serial killer on tv she was gonna immediately assume it was me. as though it was a cute jokey #thing to say and i was supposed to think it was flattering ??????#but this one's annoying too. no i dont want your blorbo to come hunt me down and put a hole in me unless i get to do them at the same time #if i'm writing texaid it's because i want to be tex not aid. if i'm writing mm/ds it's because i want to be motormaster and not drag strip #in real life i will play along with other people's fantasies sure. that's not the same thing as having it be My Thing #if you've never played along with a partner while banging them because you don't mind and they clearly like it idk what your deal is #but mine is just that i'm not as picky as i look and i can roll with most things #that doesn't mean that idk hypno is my kink or whatever just bc i dont mind if my fuckbuddy wants to put on hypno shit in the background #like get off my dick. and stop making assumptions #ill tell you who i am if you listen and if you aren't putting it together you're not going to get it. that's all #lemon

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weirdo-with-a-nametag · 1 day

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If you're my friend... I think about you a lot.