#Yummy Jokes
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jisung’s hands r so big i cant stop thinking abt him fucking your mouth n squeezing ur cheeks afterwards, desperate to see his pretty lil princess all dumb n ditzy n lookin so lovestruck with his cum still in your mouth 😵💫 or !!! ji knowin how much you love his hands n slipping his long fingers in your mouth when you get a little too loud as he’s ruining your tight little cunt, his thick cock fills you up so well n it’s almost impossible to keep quiet, choked out moans escaping you n coating his fingers in your spit <3
jisung also kinda loves when you try to make him stop 😵💫😵💫 his cock twitching when your smaller hands wrap around his wrist n you begin to sob, feeling a lil lightheaded as he pushes his fingers deeper n makes you gag around them :x
#♡.the honeypot#havent been able to stop thinkin abt him#he’s so big n yummy#need him in my guts (im joking) (no im not)#its the parasite…#park jisung#nct dream#park jisung smut#park jisung x reader#nct dream smut#nct dream x reader#i need him!!!!!!! please!!!!
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me trying to control my wild thoughts about the triplets
#sturniolo triplets#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#matt sturniolo smut#sturniolo smut#christopher sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#fanfic#sturniolo fanfic#meme#sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#viral video#youtube#tara yummy#jake webber#sturniolo triplets x reader#sturniolo edit#video#matt sturniolo imagines#the sturniolos#christhopersturniolo#chris sturniolo fluff#this is a joke
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Honestly just a silly ashlyn doodle but she’s being a little TOO silly 🤯🦶
#Don’t question the foot#Never question the foot#Who drew ohantom ashlyn thst one time please I can’t find them#FIND THEM#im drawing such sad Aidlyn art trust#Im getting ice cream rn it’s gonna be so yummy#I always get sprinkles but they are out of sprinkles how just make them did I eat them all woops#Im getting chocolate dipped but I suck st eating it it’s messy smh#Kinda my bad for eating at the bottom first but im always right so I didn’t do anything wrong 😹😹#That’s a joke#or is it ?#who knows 😹👎#school bus graveyard#sbg#sbg (webtoon)#school bus graveyard webtoon#ashlyn banner#art
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Ashton talking about Luke and then conveniently needing to adjust his pants right after
#which could mean nothing#I love making lashton jokes#getting this on camera wow#yum#can I just say#yummy#ash#belasco#I just realized I haven’t been tagging anything lately I’ve been in such a delighted Ashton drunk haze
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Mwahahah. I loved them so I colored them
#welcome home art#welcome home home#howdy howdy howdy#welcome home howdy#Marcy musical#Welcome home oc#Bugs#romance#yummy#aren’t the so cute!#Howdy gives her those giant swirly lollipops#but will only hand it to her if she pays up#He require a big smooch#And she will without doubt point out she’s getting the better end of the trade in a singsong voice#She teaches howdy how to sing and howdy teaches her how to dance#She also likes to joke about how she has more hands therefore must be better at selling product#what a cute little couple lol
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Star light, star bright, first star I eat tonight
#cryptic#cryptid#weirdcore#shitpost#shit post#shitposting#shit posting#dumb jokes#mild horror#cryptidcore#goblincore#goblin core#gremlin core#gremlincore#weird core#stars#starcore#star core#spacecore#yummy yummy#tasty stars#dumb post#bad jokes#horror#monstercore#creepy#dreamcore#dream core#space core
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"say it don't spray it." nah open that mouth nice and wide, babygirl. i'm about to spit some facts in it
#i have slept a total of five hours in three days- can you tell lmfao#is this anything? i could let this post die in my drafts#i have actually never had someone spit in my mouth bc i don't know how i would react. the conditions would have to be... very sub mode#but like would *i* spit in someone's mouth???? maybe yes#i've never had a case of bad breath in my life + i feel like i'd slap someone immediately after doing it and that#would turn me on + satisfy me. oh shit- kink unlocked????#people always tell me my mouth tastes really good so i could see myself doing that. damn WAIT. this is insane i've never truly thought#about doing it before.#like yeah i've spit on pussy/dick and that's hot but i mean this is TOTALLY different#when i get super into making out with someone like really intensely- ya girl will lick a face. not even joking. my oral fixation demands#liberation.#so i can see the correlation between that and spitting (though i will always be a swallower. feels like a yummy reward for great work yk??)#spitting into someone's mouth and sucking their tongue before i tell them to swallow for me- and then i smack them. mmm yeah okay i'm down#anyways who wants to be my test subject and let me spit in their pretty mouth for the sake of data collection purposes?
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Delicious oil paint
#yummy yummy#for legal purposes thats a joke I am not eating my paint#:p#but it is a loy of fun to work with
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Nothing beats the classic breakfast of bacon, grits, and two full loaves of bread.
From How to Reject my Obsessive Ex-Husband
#breakfast time#mmmmm yummy#most important meal of the day#i love bread#comedy#humor#webtoon#webtoons#manga#funny#memes#meme#joke#my manga memes
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ch 602/603 zorro and luffy same braincell moments
+ MY FAVORITE BROS
#they are so 'he's my best friend best of all best friends[...]he tickles in my tummy. hes so yummy yumme yea you should get a best friend-#-too!' bfs/qpps#zolu#also this zoro and chopper panel is so cute i love it sm#this reuinon overall was soo good bar the pervy jokes#psii reads 1pc#mangacaps
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ouh... mm unicorn fabby?? ouh... and um? earth pony solaris? 🥺? and erm um maybe even dragon zor? hello can anyone hear me hello
#forced my family to watch the m.lp movie for movie night tonight. jokes on them though they liked it. yay#side note they're taking it off of net.flix soon so watch it now if you want to#anyways this is a thought that i had for a while but watching the movie reminded me of it#fabby and solaris are NOT those ponies for rari.jack reasons. i mean like yeah they are. but also they're just coded that way#i GUESS i could see solaris as a unicorn for the flight/space motif but. one. i want her to be built like a brick wall. its essential#and two. i think it matters more if she accomplishes her goals through brute force and hard work rather than being born-#-with the ability to do what she wants. as that's kind of her motif from the start isn't it#anyways i've given this more thought than necessary#zor with a HUUUGE hoard of gold its their favorite they love it so much. their yummy treasure.#and their silly little ponies to collect it for them or else. yay
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Crunch crunch
#pokemon rejuvenation#my art#This is mostly a joke#I just keep saying yummy every time I see those damn zygarde cells#They taste like sour apple#Crunchy :]#He's fine I promise#“oh don't let him eat that” “oh it's not good for him”#Look at how nourished and happy he is#Who am I to take that from him#rejuv oc: august
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#joke explainer 7000#siivagunner#silly guy#goober#i told yout to remember my cat's name#yume nikki#yummy nickels#regretevator#haru#love wins
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The highlight of my day so far has been seeing fanart of Kratos's dick thank you legend
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First of all, oof 😬
Second of all, “The GOAT of all time” someone tell him what “GOAT” stands for
#the greatest of all time of all time#joking aside this movie is so good#teenage mutant ninja turtles#mutant mayhem#yummy
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The Further Adventures of Geraldine [you can read part 1 here]
#CRUCIAL information: yummy is singing to the tune of 'night time' by killing joke#squiggles#comic#my characters#yummy#clancy#cressida#I can't start a geraldine tag or things will rapidly spiral out of control#pd'l#food
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