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@orangerosebush's post here, with my comment and @fowlblue's tags today got me thinking.
Artemis Senior has been teaching his son matters of business from a young age. Not only was Artemis, at 11 years old, discussing stocks with his father, but Fowl Senior had been imparting his wisdom onto his son for years by that point, discussing the ever-increasing value of gold with him before tucking him into bed. Even outside of pure monetary value, Sr. had tried to go legitimate with his business dealings, leading Artemis to have a few legal ventures of his own.
We also see very early on in the books that Artemis has been regularly using Butler as a resource for his plots: bouncing ideas off him was apparently a fairly common tactic when he was scheming.
Both Artemis Senior and Butler are interested in (or at least, not opposed to) educating Artemis on the ways of their lifestyle(s). It would be Artemis Senior who would have taught his son the value of banks and safety deposit boxes and hidden safes but it was Butler who was actively working with Artemis to rob those safety deposit boxes.
In the same vein of breaking-and-entering, TLC also gives us the fun little moment where Butler hands Artemis his own lockpicks, to get into the workings of the bomb.
With one line we learn that Artemis knows how to pick locks, but does not have his own set of lockpicks. Butler, on the other hand, has both the tools and knowledge how to use them. Partnered with a brief mention in TTP of some the specific trades of those previously employed by Artemis Senior (including such things as crime lords, insider traders, and cat burglars), we can extrapolate that Artemis Senior would generally hire someone to pick a lock for him, rather than do so himself.
It's pretty logical to conclude then that Artemis learned big-picture management from his father, and day-to-day skillsets from his bodyguard.
Essentially, Artemis Senior taught Artemis how to run a criminal empire. Butler taught Artemis how to be a criminal.
#artemis fowl#artemis senior#domovoi butler#and this doesn't even get into the aliases butler has!#he clearly has a lot of his own but then Artemis ALSO gets some#'what's our cover' 'i thought Stephan Baskir and his uncle Constantin'#Artemis Sr put his own damn name on the boat he was using to get cola to russia#you know damn well *he* didn't encourage Arty to hide his identity#(i'm not getting into the needs of artemis to hide his identity due to being a child and wanting respect afforded an adult in these tags#that's a rant for a different time)#there's such a prevalent theme of a Fowl saying 'i want X' and their Butler saying 'i know a guy'#(like 80% of the time the Butler would be The Guy but there's that other 20% where having extra contacts would be helpful)#we see it when Artemis asks Butler to make certain arrangements for capturing Holly and then again getting the mirrored contacts#we see Butler arranging car rentals or drivers and apparently needing to do so quite frequently#yet in TTP Sr just says he'll casually take a limousine where he needs to go#it's probably such a huge part of the Fowl-Butler dynamic to have someone who can actually perform all the necessary minutiae of daily crim#or at least know how to or know someone who knows how to#aaaaand now i'm thinking of how the Butlers are essentially disposable#sure death is a thing but how many Butlers were imprisoned for the sake of saving their Fowl the same fate#if someone's gotta take the fall for a crime it might as well be the person who'd take a bullet for the other#once you've already agreed to be on the wrong side of the law and accepted that you may give up your life (physically) for someone#what's taking it a step further and agreeing to give up your life (metaphorically) by languishing in jail for 10-80 yrs
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ofmdrecaps · 6 days
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09/10-17/2024 Daily OFMD Recap Pt 2
TLDR; Taika Waititi; Ruibo Qian; Madeleine Sami; Samba Schutte; Leslie Jones; Rachel House; Minnie Driver; Rory Kinnear;
Part 1 / Part 3
== Taika Waititi ==
New shots of Taika and his fancy drinks keep popping up over on instagram!
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Source: Taika Drink Instagram
The main hot news from Taika was all the fun he had at the 76th Annual Emmy Awards (for Reservation Dogs!)
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Source: Indigenous.tv Instagram / Post 2
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Source: Pope of the Bowery Instagram
And some not so amazing news... but if you hadn't heard already, Taika's new project, Time Bandits has been cancelled by Apple TV. What's worse is they did on Kal-El Tuck (Kevin in Time Bandit)'s birthday Sept 17th. Jerks. I dont know of any petition or campaign to renew efforts-- but if you do please let me know, I'd love to share!
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Source: Deadline
== Ruibo Qian ==
Our brilliant Pirate Queen is still visiting China, and she is BRINGING the cat content, I love it.
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Source: Ruibo's Instagram
== Madeleine Sami ==
Our darling Archie has so much going on! Deadloch S2 is being filmed in Darwin, and the gals are having a great time!
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Not to mention more Double Parked Episodes!
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Source: PrimeVideoAuNZ Instagram
== Samba Schutte ==
Samba's new movie, Advanced Chemistry is making it's way around the country! Alec Moore, writer, producer of the movie is spreading the word-- wanna see if there are showings available near you? Check out their website!
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Source: Alec Moore's Instagram
Did anyone get to go see Advanced Chemistry in LA?
How was the Q & A ?
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Source: Samba's Instagram
Oh and GUESS WHO'S BACK with more Crew For Life Merch and Cooking classes! Wanna get in on them? ShopStands!
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Source: Samba's Instagram
== Leslie Jones ==
Leslie's is back out giving the LA Sparks some love!
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Source: Leslie Jones Instagram
== Rachel House ==
The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) ended on the 15th, but we're still getting some cute shots of her, friends, and the cast of her new directorial movie Te Maunga (The Mountain)! Our Mary Reed really shined at the Festival!
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Source: Rachel House's Instagram
== Minnie Driver ==
With everything going on with Mary, how could we forget our beloved Anne Bonny? Minnie's out here looking cute.
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AND she and Rory Kinnear (The Badminton Twins) are going to be in the performance of White Rabbit Red Rabbit in Soho Place London in November! Thank you so much to our friends over at @adoptourcrew for keeping us appraised! Want to learn more? Visit White Rabbit Red Rabbit.
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Source: Adopt Our Crew's Twitter
Continued in Part 3!
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cionispeed · 26 days
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5 years ago today I move to Florida. No better way to spend it then a long drive down the coast, a 10 mile bike ride, and then a cool down on the beach.
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snoopybutch · 5 months
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Someone needs to show me how to record stuff well so I can do my own (singing) covers and live my rockstar fantasy (I would post them and never tell anyone and hope to god no one watched just to fulfill the itch)
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lovely-little-lass · 2 months
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I don’t have my liscense and my mom drove me here: embarrassing, immature, not cool
i carpooled: ecofriendly, chic, extremely cool
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endofyourdecadence · 2 months
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i have some news that i'm very excited about yet simultaneously terrified of sharing, but i really want to share it, so i am begging you to keep your opinions to yourself if you are going to invalidate my identity upon reading the post.
so, i had an (unrelated to gender) endocrinologist appointment today (basically it's the doctor i see for my diabetes but since she's an endo i figured i'd shoot my shot on this), and i worked up the courage to ask my doctor about going on estrogen, as i had my ovaries yeeted five years ago and stopped testosterone three years ago since it was making my dysphoria worse after a certain point. and she agreed to start me on a mid-level dose of estrogen!
i have had a hell of a journey to get to this point, trying to figure out how i'm comfy presenting and what my goals are with regard to transition, with some regrets and missteps along the way. for clarity, i'm cafab intersex and nonbinary. i identified as a binary trans man for years because i didn't know that dysphoric nonbinary people were a thing, and by the time i figured out i wasn't a dude, i had already legally changed my name and gender marker. the gender marker has been changed back to female to match my birth certificate since i'm no longer on testosterone so when i moved to a different state they had to go by my assigned sex at birth, and if they ever legalize marriage for people on the type of disability i'm on, i'll probably just change my first name and middle name when i change my last name to my fiance's. hopefully someday ohio gets an X marker for gender so i don't have to misgender myself on official paperwork.
i was on testosterone for seven years and while a lot of the changes were affirming, the big thing that bothered me was the body shape changes. i have never really wanted an inverted triangle body shape (not a judgment on anyone with that body shape, i just feel as if it's too overtly masculine for me to be comfortable having on myself), and seeing it in the mirror, watching my hips and ass seemingly disappear, made me incredibly uncomfortable. i wouldn't exactly describe it as dysphoria at first, but after a while, it did get to a point where i was dysphoric about it. i have always felt somewhat uneasy around men with broad shoulders and the inverted triangle body shape due to trauma (it makes me feel like they're going to hurt me since they look so strong), and seeing it in the mirror was extremely upsetting.
now, if i'm cafab, why do i need estrogen? well, first of all, by the time i was in my twenties, my ovaries were essentially non-functional due to the whole intersex thing. so at age twenty-two, i had a total hysterectomy where they took my entire internal reproductive system, including the ovaries, tubes, uterus, and cervix. i'm essentially a cafab eunuch. my body has basically no sex hormones in it anymore, because it is incapable of producing them in an amount that would have any effect on me.
anyway, i'll probably pick up my prescription on monday if my insurance doesn't pitch a fit over my chart still saying my sex is male since they changed it after i got my plumbing yeeted.
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birdricks · 10 months
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thinking abt birdrick while listening to csh is a death sentence.
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xiadz · 4 months
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My sister gave me her old laptop last week, I immediately installed arch linux (btw I use arch) on it, and for the first time I'm using a tiling window manager (hyprland) and I fucking love it??? It's also so performant on that shitty old laptop. From taking literally 7 minutes to boot windows to like 15 seconds to boot into linux.
I'm enjoying tinkering around with it and already breaking my system once cause idc about it and wanted to see what would happen lmao. But damn how the hell do people use laptops for longer than like 15 minutes? My neck, back, wrists, and arms hurt. Yeesh.
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delivery-diaries · 11 months
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At one of the ranches I deliver to, there’s this really cool old building. There’s only a wall and a half left of it, but it still looks really neat!
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just-rogi · 6 months
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#like I’m sorry#I love my best friend so so so much and she’s perfect and kind and has gone above and beyond to be rational and to be there for me#and I get it she’s an autistic woman and has faced adversity and has had to go on medical leave and that’s hard#and I’m not being dismissive of her struggles#but it makes me so angry because her parents unconditionally love her and her siblings and have always made her feel that way#and has never worried about money as a kid#and yeah her relationship with her parents isn’t perfect of course#but she literally cannot understand domestic violence beyond just reading about it in a book#like she did everything she can to understand and relate#but sometimes I want to scream because I feel so alone#because no one in my life fucking understands why I’m the way I am#and I’ve been struggling the past two months really badly with coping#I’ve had to go to the doctor to ask about PTSD and not like the tik tok OWO kind#but the I was in a car crash as a kid with my dad as a drunk driver and I keep getting flashbacks in my daily life to being a small child#that are impacting by daily life and interactions#and like I feel so fucking alone#and to hear from my friends ‘your right this is horrible and toxic but lots of people go through this’ ISNT FUCKING HELPING#I don’t want to hear that it’s normal I want to feel fucking safe in my bedroom without my mother blowing up my phone or calling the cops#I am unwell and I’m so stressed and I’m so sick and I can’t cope with this and none of the therapists I’ve tried to find handle ptsd#especially not therapists of color#I’m angry and I’ve been getting worse over the past two months#and not that it matters but due to ^^^ reasons my birthday has always been insanely fucking bad for me#like depression watch bad. when I turned twenty I was vividly hallucinating while walking around campus for a week straight having#flashbacks in class and I had to be taken out of the auditorium because I was physically unwell and couldn’t stop crying and shaking#and I told my friend I didn’t want to celebrate I just wanted to sit on her couch and not be alone and she fucking ditched me#because an emergency with a different friend came up the night before#like I have a history of suicidal ideation traumatic flashbacks eating disorders and self harm and I’m asking you to be with me on a very#upsetting day and you call me the night before telling me we have to cancel because another friend is having a bigger crisis#and like you don’t even feel a little bad about it??#I’m just upset and scared and I’ve got a doctors appointment tomorrow and I’m not in reality right now and that’s scary
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eridan-ampora · 1 year
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science side of tumblr why do i love learning new things & yet every time i try to use a new UI i feel nothing but the white hot rage of the unfairly maligned
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ofmdrecaps · 29 days
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08/24/2024 - 08/25/2024 Daily OFMD Recap
TLDR; Rhys Darby; Gypsy Taylor; Kristian Nairn; Nathan Foad; Madeleine Sami; Nat Torres; Minnie Driver; Vico Ortiz; GalaxyCon San Jose Video; Adopt Our Crew Anniversary Notifs; Fan Spotlight; Cast Cards; Our Flag Means Fanfiction; Love Notes; Daily Darby/Today's Taika;
== Rhys Darby ==
So Rhys IS actually in the Rhett & Link Wonderhole episode-- as a narrator! You can check him out starting at 16:55 (Thank you @follows-the-bees for sharing the exact time for Rhys! <3)
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== Gypsy Taylor ==
Great news!! Gypsy Taylor and Catherine Martin ended up winning the Best Costume Design For A Television Production Award with APDGuild! The cast and crew were so supportive in sending her love as well. Look at how proud she it <3 She deserves it!
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Source: Gypsy Taylor's Instagram
== Kristian Nairn ==
Kristian added to his post on the Beyond The Crown Signing-- that he'll also be doing an event with Forbidden Plan in the UK!
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Source: Kristian Nairn's Twitter
== Nathan Foad ==
Nathan out at the Monkey Barrel Comedy Club!
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Source: Nathan Foad's Instagram Stories
== Madeleine Sami ==
More Double Parked BTS with Mads! and a silly vid of Mads and her costar Antonia Prebble on a plane-- heyyyy what show is that?
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Source: Livsparker Instagram
== Vico Ortiz ==
Vico is going to be joining the crew at The Republic Of Pirates on November 22-24 in Heathrow-- and they set out a very important question for everyone-- what pirate should they dress up as?
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Source: Vico's Instagram Stories
Now, guess who happened to respond to Vico's question out on Twitter as well?
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Source: Vico's Twitter
== Nat Torres ==
Nat was also posting some OFMD related content on their stories.
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Source: Nat Torres Instagram
== Minnie Driver ==
Our dear Anne Bonny is done with surfing for a while <3
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Source: Minnie Driver's Instagram Stories
== More GalaxyCon SanJose ==
@adoptourcrew was able to share some film of the OFMD Panel from GalaxyCon SanJose on their Instagram Reels! This is of the guest kid who was dressed as Izzy coming up on stage.
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Source: Adopt Our Crew Instagram
== Adopt Our Crew Anniversary Notifs ==
I love that our friends over at @adoptourcrew are reminding us of some pretty iconic tweets from Chaos Dad.
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Source: Adopt Our Crew Instagram
== Fan Spotlight ==
= Cast Cards =
Tonight's cast cards from the fabulous @melvisik are Ashlee Fidow one of the Stunt performers, and Kerrin Jackson, the Assistant Makeup Department Head!
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Source: Melvisik's Twitter
= Our Flag Means FanFiction =
New episode of Our Flag Means Fanfiction! This time, they interview some of the fans who got to go to The Live Cryptid Factor Shows! Wanna check out the latest episode? Visit: OFMFF's Linktree!
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Source: Our Flag Means Fanfiction Instagram
== Love Notes ==
Hey there Lovelies. I'm behind again, what's new? Life is hard sometimes and no matter how much we want to be able to be caught up with what we need to, it just doesn't always work out the way we plan. Society has told us for so long we have to be perfect. Society tells us there's no room for error. But you know what? Life is messy. I don't know what each and every one of you deals with in a day-- and vice versa. Life is complicated, and busy, and best laid plans barely ever go the way they should. Add children, or pets, or family into the mix and it's even messier.
I appreciate all your patience with me, and for all your patience with all the other things in your life that don't always go to plan. It's frustrating at times, but I know eventually things will slow down and look up, and I hope all that happens for you sooner rather than later. Life is messy, but wonderful regardless. I hope it treats you well this week, lovelies. Sending hugs <3
== Daily Darby / Today's Taika ==
I just really needed them today so here they are. Thank you as always to the gif-master @ofmd-ann <3
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cionispeed · 22 days
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Time to change things up a bit. Just not sure in what direction I want to go.
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steevejr · 1 year
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i do be paying 18$ a month for aflac accident insurance but the amount of freaks on the road with long covid lack of spacial awareness... small price to pay to know ill get a lump sum of 2k if anyone breaks my arm. and thats just for the inconvenience of broke arm.
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eonars · 2 years
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it's just me and exercises in futility VI off the 2015 release exercises in futility by polish band mgła against the world
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just remember the most important thing is to be silly and have fun and love people! forget about everything else
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