#a headcannon? a shitpost? i really dont know...
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blueberryfruitbat · 7 months ago
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I promise I'm not entering a Yakuza arc I swear.
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hannibal-is-my-comfort-show · 2 months ago
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Headcannon that Damien had the most indescribable, hot pot of accents
Like this kid was raised to speak a dozen languages from birth. THEN he gets an older brother who speaks half a dozen OTHER languages with a fucking New Jersey accent which only gets thicker and more crime-alley cursing incomprehensible the madder he gets. THEN he finally gets shipped off to the Gotham manor of miseries to his siblings who all have their own backstories of accent influences, an aggressively British butler and a dad who half the time sounds like the world's most bimbo bachelor and the other half communicates entirely in grunts. Like what.
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mihwee · 3 years ago
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Request list.
Requests? Open
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Fandoms i write for:
ANY manhwa. (Can do my reasearch)
Genshin impact
Original characters (your s/o whatever)
Non - fandoms (jock boyfriend, yandere girlfriend)
ORV (yjh must bottom :)) not really required, just my prsonal preference in writing)
Honkai impact
Obey me
Readers i write for
Bottom! F character x Top! Character
Gendebend! Character x character
AFAB! Character x character
Bottom!f! Reader x character
Non-binary! Reader x character
Dom!top!male reader x character
Sub!top!male reader x dom! character
Reader x genderbend! Character
Oc x character (top, bottom, idc)
Any readers i write for, get comfortable. I know how to do my tags :)) ( i mostly do character x character and top male reader. But that cant stop u from requesting !! Feel free. (Will also create a master list if enough fics are created ^^) i write for all but NOT. bottom male reader, please do not ask me about this, its personal ^^
Genres i write;
Action smut
Fluff smut
Fluff
Angst smut
Angst
EXPLICIT smut
vanilla smut
im still looking for action fics to learn from, not really experienced in that field.
Writing styles;
Semi-litterature
Advanced litterature
Basic litterature
semi and basic lit is where im most comfortable, advanced is fine ^^ (tgcf for example)
DNI;
Racist
Pedophiles
Zoophiles
Actual killer-defender "but hes hot?"
Minors under the age of 16
Fujoshis/fudanshis
Homophobics
Complainers...(trust me say something rude and youll get blocked 💀)
TYPES OF STORIES I DO
Headcannons
Full blown stories and plots
Fanfiction
WAITING LIST
Richt x reader (smut)
Main theme: titfucking / praise kink
euntae hwang x male reader (smut)
Main theme: blood play/ anal fingering
Yohan seo x bloodbag! male reader (angst explicit smut)
Main theme : tw tw blood / Dom yohan seo 🤯 but still bottoms
Carcel x Male reader
Main theme:Inappropriate use of spoons, carcel gets dicked down for sitting on table
Asahina X Male reader
Main theme: you fuck his obedient pretty face, chokers etc
EXTRA 1:
Every request is appreciated, but not always accepted (i always do, unless... u didnt read my dni 💀)
Ill let you know when ill start working on it on this account, so others who are also intrested in the request topic can see what im working on.
THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT ME
17 yr old male who writes porn fanfics, Bi, Please dont go threatening me about shit like i shoudnt be doing this, tumblr is a space where i can vent out all my pent up frustrations on as a VERY hormonal teenager, who can hide it pretty well.
Im not really here to make friends, Or people who agree with my unique set of tastes, i dont care about likes, reblogs, but i really appreciate it when u comment ^^
EXTRA NOTES:
I write what i want, mostly for anyone but hear me please dear god I DO NOT WRITE FOR BOTTOM MALE READERS. it gives me the ick and makes me remember things I. DONT. WANNA. REMEMBER. i have trauma to certain things i wont tell, which is certainly none of youre buissness. (directed)
I dont suddenly repost random things. I have my main account for that so any of my fics wont get bombarded with useless things, i dont care about the likes and reposts but its most likely appreciated and a compliment to a hobby i enjoy doing. Thank you :))
@sinfullism is my alt, if you wanna see upcoming things or just shitpost make sure to follow me :]]
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liquid-geodes · 5 years ago
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So im dying from no content from this ship but do you have any headcannons about Revalink? Like any thing about needing to cuddle in a snowstorm because its cold and link is hurt and Revali realizes his feelings right there? If you don't wanna answer this its fine im just a sucker for these things. Also i love your art of the Diamonds.
I've done a few different hcs in the past as well as full stories, should be in the revalink tag on my blog's search bar. Havent written in god only knows how long and I'm pretty sure I dont know how to anymore
Domestic HC
General HC
When Sick HC
Also thank you so much! That really means a lot to me! (I hope it's not the shitpost doodles and the actual good drawings of the diamonds I've done in the past because oof-)
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mercurywaterblue · 6 years ago
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The Truth About the Tumblessrr
What People Think Tumblr Is Like---
-SJWS
-Angry Feminists all up in your mouth and nose
-Those trans folk transitioning 
-Fandom shit
-Aesthetics
-Photography
-Funny shitposting
-Shoplifting groups
-Funny shit that gets screenshoted and reposted to Pinterest/Facebook
-Sherlock
-More fandom shit but this time it's pornographic (o wait shit they banned the ding dongs now, so no?)
-Funny jokes, but this time they are gen-z style humor
-Reverse Racism !!1111!!
-Art
-Complex discussions of the impact of Colonialism
-Porn
-Edgelords
-more evil sjws
-Evil socialists
-Fanart
Actual Tumblr
-Assholes
-Boogerheads
-Daddy kinks
-Mens rights acne-ists
- Fetishs
- People who want to fuck anything and everything
-Radical Right wingers who think left wingers should be hung
-Gun nuts who have somehow convinced themselves politicians are oppressing them
-Freaks
-Capitalist stans
-I’m not racist, bu...
-Women haters
-Socialists
-people who hate humanity aka more pro capitalist rhetoric
-just so many fuckwads
-Fanfic recs
- Headcannons
-pro any shipping aka anti-antis aka pedo and incest supporters
-Flat earthers
-People who think looking at a teen is pedophlia
-People who repost tweets
-Like one wholesome meme or faith in humanity post
-ppl who tell you their entire identity and history in their bio
-like they gotta tell u they are christian so u dont send porn i guess
-Actual good content
-more assholes & idiots
-People who wish Tumblr would die but still use it
-Animal blogs
-Serial killers stans
-Dragonkin
-Furries
-Mythology buffs
-So much D&D
-Critical Role
-Plants
-Crazy fuckers who mock mentally/physically disabled people but clearly have severe issues of their own
-More fan art
-Gifs
-Hentai no it’s still there, Apple
-You aren’t ever allowed to enjoy anything
-Harry Potter created transphobia
-Trans and non binary ppl
-Half of them are really cool & amazing
-Half call people terfs for liking something they don’t
-just bc u dont like something doesnt mean its transphobic
-and in general ppl who cant deal with nuance or just want to start drama bc
-Lesbians (who are all trans)
-Non trans/non-binary people
-Who are all gun obsessed nutcases
-Sherlock
-Lack of nuance discussions, and by discuss I mean flip out over people not liking the same shit
-Misogyny 
-Cyberbullying
-Aesthetics
-Funny content
-porn memes
-porn gifs
-they are still here apple
-Voltron
-Avatar
-Vagueposting
-Childish drama
-Accusations of content theft
-Good omens
-Art
-Like 3 ppl who actually know what social justice is
-Anti-fujoshis who don’t mind men fantasizing over lesbians
-More ppl who want to start drama
-Teenagers
-YA book lit
-Bizarre memes
-Teens who accuse everyone who looks at a kid of being a pedo
-Sherlock
-Horse weirdness
-That king arthur or merlin show whatver that ended four score years ago but people still shipping it
-Memes
-Trolling
-Actual  good discourse
-fan art
-ppl who post something like ‘penis meat!’ and get 10,000 reblogs
-People who do the same but get like 4 reblogs
-People thirsting over ugly ass celebs
-Loki
-anti anti aka pedo blogs who act oppressed
-Christians who act oppressed
-Sewing
-Riverdale
-Sexy half naked anime girl blogs
-Thorki
-Shitposts so abstract they have become dada esque humor
-more stupid drama
-Writing advise blogs
-people accused of being terfs who prob aren’t
-actual transphobes
-Call outs
-more creepy far right culture shit
-ppl telling kids to kill themselves
-K-pop
-Marvel vs DC -Homestuck
-ppl who love steven universe
-ppl who hate it and think fans should die
-Your fav is problamatic
-Fashion
What am I forgetting?
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b3grim3d · 6 years ago
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im chernobyl miniseries on main but stupit bros headcanons time [smirk]
YOURE SO VALID AND YEAH!!!!!!!!
gonna split these up so i can actually read jfkbghfdjbjhvfd
also youve read like most of my headcannons for nauls already ali but here we go fdjkngvfdkjhj
theyre just guys being bros :)
nauls:
nauls goes Dramatic on Main and palmer goes [eyezoom] every time
and dramatic on main i mean he starts monologuing and hes so vague about what hes talking about if you were just listening to him you wouldnt tell what he was doing
he can and will wear socks and sandals to piss everyone off
if you wander into the kitchen at around 3am it’ll feel like youre in the twilight zone because hes wearing the embodiment of wacky 80s core and crop tops and you will go [eyezoom]
come back an hour later and hes back in his usual clothes jfdkhgfvjd he just likes to mess around with people :)
hes gnc (gender non conforming) because i like to project uwu
absolutely rocks fuchsia colored nail polish
his first name is actually Khiry but he prefers to go by Nauls
blasts music in the kitchen a lot not just because he likes to jam out but also because it drowns out the noise of pans clattering since thats a big sensory trigger for him
he!! is chungy!! a squishy boy!!! because i like to project and the Boy alleviates the body dysmorphia 
love for the friends is stored in the Baby
doesn’t really eat meals despite cooking a lot; he just snacks on things throughout the day 
needs glasses but refuses to wear them hdsbfgdh hes far sighted
insomniac but people just think hes just a really hard worker that refuses to sleep so he can keep his kitchen clean which is true but he also cant sleep fdjkbvhfjdrinks 
energy drinks to stay awake when hes really struggling
you can tell hes big sleeby when hes like,,, doing that slow blink cats do
he naps in the rec room sometimes; dont bug him or he wont get that sleep he need
she never actually looks sleep deprived jkdfnhvj hes either wide awake and baby or nodding off jkbgvjhfd
loves his big bro (palmer) to bits and no one knows why
verbally key smashes (so like its just a bunch of different noises) before he actually laughs
palmer:
palmer chucks ice at the windows (not the guy, but like the window panels) when hes outside
he can kinda sing but he prefer not to and the only man who can actually get him to is his widdle bro (nauls)
he!!!!! likes to draw!!!!he also!!!! likes to shitpost!!!!!
hes really impulsive fjdkbvjhfddoesnt like to put effort in making food for himself but if he has to make food for someone else too he’ll like try to put effort in it
knows like,, one magic trick and uses it all the time 
knows some spanish but he uses it in the wrong places so hes completely incoherent 
used to have long hair but chopped it off because he didnt want to deal with the maintenance of long hair
his laugh is a higher pitch than his talking voice
trips people by sticking his long leggys out but 80% of the time its unintentional
has put french fries in the toaster once; no one knows why but he did and they took forever to get out
he gets quiet when hes upset
:^) its the internalization
has like 4 walk mans but hoards headphones like theres no tomorrow
if you get his jacket dirty you will be slapped; only hes allowed to make it dirty
knees are bad so he has to sit down sometimes
his hair was blond when he was a tiny bastard but it turned brown as he got older
doesnt really drink,, like not consistently but like he will on occasion
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tcrrential-blog · 7 years ago
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hi friends nice to meet u all im v excited for this rp, me llamo TWIST (she/hers), i’m from the pst timezone and i’m here to fuck shit up!! without further ado, here is my lil emo child TORRENT NOVAK, the alissa violet fc ! come like this for some plotting ! i promise i dont bite!
° ╰ ☆∵ — ALISSA VIOLET; cisfemale & she/her ╮TORRENT NOVAK is in their JUNIOR year at ASU, making them TWENTY. did you hear that they’re majoring in BIOCHEMISTRY? word around campus is that they decided to rush for PI BETA PHI. they’re also on the SOCCER team ! i’ve heard they are pretty BENEVOLENT & DISCIPLINED, while also being DISTANT & APPREHENSIVE.
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A LIL HISTORY
torrent novak aka the human thunderstorm
she was born into a relatively stable family. her parents were happily married, she has an older sister with a personality disorder and a brother she adores but her family was never something tori saw as anything other than normal.
when she was around 5, her mother was diagnosed with a terminal illness that had gone unnoticed. the whole novak household was flipped upside down when their matriarch was suddenly bed bound, causing their father to develop misplaced anger issues and take out his frustrations at the bar downtown. torrent was left to be raised by her sister, who was barely entering middle school at this point and was in no way fit to take care of the two of them— but she made it work regardless.
torrent didn’t realize how dysfunctional her family was until she joined her first soccer team at the age of 7, noticing how all the families around her interacted and realizing hers was NOTHING like those, not even close. after her mothers passing and her father spiraling, her home life became a source of shame, so she focused all her energy on practicing and improving her skills so that would be the main priority of the people around her, instead of asking why her parents are never around to watch her games and why she always needs a carpool
turns out, she had a natural inclination to use her feet and her head because she got good. like realllly good. she caught the eyes of trainers around the country, and was able to receive offers everywhere. she got offers from standford, duke, usc, the list goes on but she opted to choose ASU in order to stay with her brother and her best friend on campus and to be able to watch out for her sister. being the level-headed kid she is,  she’s got her eyes on the bigger picture— the US women’s national team, which has been eyeballing ASU’s women’s team for the sole purpose of torrent being there. turns out you get a greater spotlight when you’re a team’s star player, and torrent was well aware of that
her junior year of high school she ripped her acl at the state championship game and spent the whole summer getting surgery after surgery. she’s powered through the pain but sometimes it gets to be too much, which led to her stumbling upon ASU’s underground drug market. she’s addicted to oxy in order to ignore the pain of her former injury, but she knows something dangerous is bound to happen sooner or later because of her habits.
now, she’s currently just working her ass off to play her best and train train train, since an offer from the USWNT is just on the horizon with the upcoming retirement of several players and her name being a hot topic in the professional women’s league in terms of replacement on the bench. 
she’s disciplined and maintains a stellar gpa with ease
she joined her sorority at the encouragement of her best friend, and considering her mom was also in pi beta phi when she attended asu, it seemed like the natural choice. she’s something of a quasi-celebrity on campus, with plenty of people recognizing one of their school’s top athletes. 
also just a shitpost headcannon torrent loves to fuckin EAT thus her fuckin user bar 
PERSONALITY
torrent is the textbook definition of all work and no play. her whole life’s focus is to see the bigger picture and work towards it and that means taking every step of the way very seriously
( she takes herself pretty seriously ?? )
torrent isn’t immediately aggressive, but her cold and calculated nature with a tendency to not smile make her VERY intimidating. she has an icy glare that tends to keep most people at an arms length, just how she likes it. she’s just not a fan of letting people in and she spends enough time in her own head to keep other people out of it
she’s insanely hard on herself, and she tends to be her own worst enemy. she ruins things very easily for herself relationship-wise, and she’s so sensitive deep down it just makes sense for her to keep people at a distance so she can focus on her goals and not hurt anyone in the process
that being said, she’s not a bitchy person by any means. she stands her ground tenaciously and isn’t one to back down, but she’s incredibly wise about picking her battles and really doesn’t care to waste her time with most people. she’s mature beyond her years and while her aloof crankiness can come across as rudeness, she really doesn’t try INTENTIONALLY to be mean ???
her focus has always been athletics but that work ethic carries across to her academic life as well. she’s incredibly bright and her brain just kinda absorbs things, she’s pretty sure she has a photographic memory but she’s never cared to show it off. she keeps her head down, does her work, and strives to be the best
also insanely riddled by anxiety? her childhood was traumatizing to an extent, which manifests itself in serious anxiety and obsessive behaviors, such as her workout routine or her obsession with being the best at whatever she chooses to make the effort into doing
basically she’s just ur typical soft hearted perfectionist who shuts off her feelings as a defense mechanism against her anxiety issues due to the pressure she’s under. definitely not the one u party with but she’ll be the mom friend minus the warm nurturing personality moody, broody, and smart as fuq. she really just needs to like... lighten up
WANTED CONNECTIONS
EXES: she’s super affectionate towards certain people but otherwise she sucks
almost lovers
fwb
party buddies
best friends
rivals
roommates
neighbors
thats all thats coming to me immediately bc im dumb?? come plot with us pls?
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