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tyxaar · 1 year ago
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A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Perpetuating Police Brutality Domestic Terrorism Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud
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windwenn · 2 years ago
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People who write novellas must be absolutely going though it bc I've never read a novella that wasnt utterly devastating. These people really have Things to Say and whats more they do it in under 200 pages.
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dreamyblanket · 4 months ago
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Sorry guys, wafer on the brain, it's terminal u.u
Anyway, I'll elaborate on this in the tags bc omg I'm going to yap your metaphorical ear off.
#SO during the whole “affogato almost takes over the citadel situation” dark cacao cookie [whom i will refer to as DC for my health]#dc basically took all the cookies that were hunting/fishing/patrolling the surrounding lands for food and stuff to make them work#on fortifying the wall#therefore two things happened 1] the cookies who still were hunting for food literally couldn't keep up with the apatites of cookies who#were working super fucking hard on the wall and 2] all the farming imports from the villages near by stopped almost entirely because#it was too dangerous to import their goods or get anything from the citadel [like tools] so they had to keep what they could for themselves#so effectively a famine was starting#and so cookies started eating things they probably shouldn't like deer crackers and wolf treats#looking at you Caramel and crunchy chip#caramel just never fully kicked the habit because it was what she had alot of and she would trade her rations for them with the villages#crunchy chip just allways did that tho. he's just like that#Dc on the other hand grew up in those lands before there was real communication between villages or a citadel to depend on for rations#so famine was common and rough. eatting bark and leaves were common place in his home so while he does eat jellys he never kicked the#craving for tree bark#on the plus side hes got a crazy strong stomach and can eat just about anything#whereas chocolate wafer is from a small village near the hollyberry kingdom so they have allways had an abundance of fruits and juice to#snack on. they managed to convince dc to add dried berrys to their imported goods list and now they are considerd a sweet treat#idk how to put this in kinda organically so ill just say the dc kingdom is a place that depends on imported goods heavily#things like precious metals and food usually comes from the hollyberry kingdom [and gc before her isolation]#in return dc kingdom provides military support and has the best medicine in all of earthbread. All the best doctors studied there#anywho im dome rambling sorry for whoever gets jumpscared thinking this was gunna be short#also if you notice my art suddenly being colored and stuff its because im trying to open coms soon! i want to nail my coloring before then!#^^ if you read all that. wow! have a candy!🍬#dreamy talks#[🧋]#chocolate wafer cookie
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fuzzbuns · 9 months ago
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Stupid joke based on birds i saw at my bird feeder
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roomba-mangga · 2 months ago
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starting to think some people are unable to conceptualize the lived experiences of asexuals and aromantics as anything other than themselves but massively depressed
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mitskissecondborndaughter · 2 months ago
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hi if any of you wants to yap about music you like this is your moment. i wanna get into new bands !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or just new artists into general. anything works.!!!
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bookish-bi-mormon · 2 years ago
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You can take the bitch out of Provo but you can't take Provo out of the bitch 😞
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thecrowfinder · 3 months ago
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things im gonna do now that i have like twice as many followers as before:
make pinned post with basic blog intro
slightly improve tag organization (including mutual tag!!!!)
make an OK KO propaganda post to attempt to sway my new followers into watching the show
change literally nothing else
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beestards · 5 months ago
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Me playing isat for the first time: Wow, what a cute game!! Surely this won't give me an Existential Crisis
Me, watching as Siffrin says, does, or think things I have said, done, or thought near identically: Wait. Is this fucking play about ME?
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incorrectfatui · 1 year ago
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Signora: One time I found a google doc on Scaramouche‘s computer with the title "list of parents that locked their newborn child in a domain“ Signora: out of curiousity, I opened the google doc.  Signora: it was completely blank except for the words "my mom".
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jade-efflorescence · 3 months ago
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got inspired by my mutuals 🥰
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jessicas-pi · 10 months ago
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it has occurred to me that it is truly preposterous that I, the Maker Of A Ridiculous Number Of AUs, have never yet played that ask game that's like "send me an ask with a character pairing and an AU and I'll write 3 sentences"
anyway, send me an ask with a character pairing (or just some characters) and an AU and I'll write probably way more than 3 sentences
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kaiowut99 · 4 months ago
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lol poor Kite gets overshadowed more than you'd think for having a Light-Attribute ace
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so they just enjoy our suffering don't they
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incorrectsibunaquotes · 1 year ago
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sashisuse · 19 days ago
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have been reading The Most Glorious Fic Series i have read in a while (have been in a reading slump) about sashisu… (i know if nobody got me sashisu got me) and anyway. things are going suspiciously well. there are. Three. chapters left. what is going to happen. what will go wrong. I’m Scared.
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