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A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Perpetuating Police Brutality Domestic Terrorism Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud
#goodcrimeswithscar#note: ALL OF THESE ARE CANON#if you want to ask about any of them send it to my inbox pls!#like it's all stuff I recall him doing at some point lol#I'm only counting crimes that are considered like reaaaallly bad. stealing and other misc stuff is not on this list for a reason#also going by the law of narrative significance (unless it's funny)#and including stuff that isn't technically a crime but also basically is#tyx is being silly#tyx’s ramblings#traffic smp#life smp#trafficblr#mcyt#hermitblr#hermitcraft#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar#gtws#your honour it is impossible for him not to be a criminal
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People who write novellas must be absolutely going though it bc I've never read a novella that wasnt utterly devastating. These people really have Things to Say and whats more they do it in under 200 pages.
#currently reading 'I who have never known men'#but this applies to:#of mice and men#metamorphosis#animal farm#the great gatsby#THE YELLOW WALLPAPER#my god#my list is very basic but those are the ones i have read/reread recently#ramblings#i've been reading lots of shorter books bc of work
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Sorry guys, wafer on the brain, it's terminal u.u
Anyway, I'll elaborate on this in the tags bc omg I'm going to yap your metaphorical ear off.
#SO during the whole “affogato almost takes over the citadel situation” dark cacao cookie [whom i will refer to as DC for my health]#dc basically took all the cookies that were hunting/fishing/patrolling the surrounding lands for food and stuff to make them work#on fortifying the wall#therefore two things happened 1] the cookies who still were hunting for food literally couldn't keep up with the apatites of cookies who#were working super fucking hard on the wall and 2] all the farming imports from the villages near by stopped almost entirely because#it was too dangerous to import their goods or get anything from the citadel [like tools] so they had to keep what they could for themselves#so effectively a famine was starting#and so cookies started eating things they probably shouldn't like deer crackers and wolf treats#looking at you Caramel and crunchy chip#caramel just never fully kicked the habit because it was what she had alot of and she would trade her rations for them with the villages#crunchy chip just allways did that tho. he's just like that#Dc on the other hand grew up in those lands before there was real communication between villages or a citadel to depend on for rations#so famine was common and rough. eatting bark and leaves were common place in his home so while he does eat jellys he never kicked the#craving for tree bark#on the plus side hes got a crazy strong stomach and can eat just about anything#whereas chocolate wafer is from a small village near the hollyberry kingdom so they have allways had an abundance of fruits and juice to#snack on. they managed to convince dc to add dried berrys to their imported goods list and now they are considerd a sweet treat#idk how to put this in kinda organically so ill just say the dc kingdom is a place that depends on imported goods heavily#things like precious metals and food usually comes from the hollyberry kingdom [and gc before her isolation]#in return dc kingdom provides military support and has the best medicine in all of earthbread. All the best doctors studied there#anywho im dome rambling sorry for whoever gets jumpscared thinking this was gunna be short#also if you notice my art suddenly being colored and stuff its because im trying to open coms soon! i want to nail my coloring before then!#^^ if you read all that. wow! have a candy!🍬#dreamy talks#[🧋]#chocolate wafer cookie
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Stupid joke based on birds i saw at my bird feeder
#hatoful boyfriend#holiday star#hitori uzune#nageki fujishiro#nanaki kazuaki#hiyoko tosaka#ryouta kawara#anghel higure#if anyone cares about my real life bird tales: basically a mommy cardinal and her kid came to feed at my bird feeder#and i was shocked because her kid was like? dare i say bigger than her at this point and could eat JUST FINE! on his own#but was still asking for his mommy to feed him ON TOP OF THE SEEDS HE WAS ALREADY EATING!! SPOILT!!#so i took a video and called him a manchild#it was genuinely very cute and sweet tho#im not sure what he did but mommy bird ended up tussling with him at one point#and he just awkwardly sat there repenting after LOL#all to say: i ended up curious about what the point in feeding a bird that can clearly eat on its own is and like yea the answer is obvi…#like yea… its thier baby still.. sniffles so loud#but also some birds flirt via feeding yummy worms and what not#i think the website i read mostly listed songbirds tho#so i dont think quails do this- sorry i went to look this up LOL#so i typed. do adult quail feed eachother. and the google ai instead was like yea quails do eat eachother when stressed </3#NOT WHAT I ASKED?? HELLOOOO??#sorry idk what this ramble has become#me and my friend just kept joking about nanaki being a flop at flirting because he just comes off like a big baby instead
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starting to think some people are unable to conceptualize the lived experiences of asexuals and aromantics as anything other than themselves but massively depressed
#or like. 'me when i'm bored and have nothing to do'#'me before i recovered from my trauma'#'me before i developed self-esteem'#'me if i had no actual problems. like when i was a literal child'#list goes on#genuinely i think a lot of common aphobic sentiments are reflections of the people expressing them#equating a-spectrum experience to disability while being ableist basically#YOUR emptiness is not ours motherfucker#asexual#aromantic#aspec#issues#aphobia#roomba rambles#txt
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hi if any of you wants to yap about music you like this is your moment. i wanna get into new bands !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or just new artists into general. anything works.!!!
#please#im tired of my taste being so basic#!!!!!#also no fall out boy please i already know rhey exist but their music doesnt resonate much with me#i do want to listen to more of their stuff before making a veredict on them though#but theyre there on the list#demented rambling
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You can take the bitch out of Provo but you can't take Provo out of the bitch 😞
#ray's ramblings#spotify wrapped#this makes me look like the most basic mormon lmao#i do listen to lots of other stuff#david is the only one listed here in my top 5#but I thought this was funny#queerward#queerstake#tumblrstake
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things im gonna do now that i have like twice as many followers as before:
make pinned post with basic blog intro
slightly improve tag organization (including mutual tag!!!!)
make an OK KO propaganda post to attempt to sway my new followers into watching the show
change literally nothing else
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Me playing isat for the first time: Wow, what a cute game!! Surely this won't give me an Existential Crisis
Me, watching as Siffrin says, does, or think things I have said, done, or thought near identically: Wait. Is this fucking play about ME?
#by act 3 i compiled a list of everything that reminded me of myself#a lot of it was just. siffrins dialogue#unfortunately i uh... forgot half of what was on that list#and where i put said list#the entirety of the game i had to sit with the discomfort of being Seen and Percieved#the horrors#my greatest fear /hj#the list started out as a joke but.#by the time i reached act 4... suffice to say it wasn't so funny anymore#however. despite the uncanny feeling of playing basically yourself in the second person#i think that made the ending doubly more satisfying#it was exactly what i needed to see and hear#i will neither confirm nor deny that i cried#i need my irl friends to play isat just so i know I'm not just projecting onto siffrin but alas#no success.... yet#help I'm rambling sorry#resorted to shitposting about isat because all my thoughts are an imcoherent jumbled Mess#i wrote this half asleep procrastinating on studying for exams#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#? just in case#isat siffrin#siffrin
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Signora: One time I found a google doc on Scaramouche‘s computer with the title "list of parents that locked their newborn child in a domain“ Signora: out of curiousity, I opened the google doc. Signora: it was completely blank except for the words "my mom".
#the fact that you could use so many titles for that google doc#„list of parents who cant cook“ „list of parents who replace all their teeth“ „list of parents who forgot to give their child a name“#you could also use Arlecchino & Crucabena or Arlecchino & her children for this#but Ei is funnier#I do find it interesting that Arlecchino and Scaramouche both have issues stemming from the same thing#but also very different#Ei and Crucabena were both horrible in entirely different ways#like you could argue „ok at least Ei had good intentions“ or that she didnt want to kill him#but like#she wanted to put him to sleep and lock him away for the rest of his life#that‘s basically death#i suppose she did leave him alone after he got out tho xD#anyways enough rambling#Scaramouche#Raiden Ei#la signora#genshin impact#incorrect quotes#fatui harbingers#tenshukaku‘s resident disasters
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got inspired by my mutuals 🥰
#interested to see if i have the most basic taste ever or i suddenly have a genre niche#jade rambles :)#polls on tumblr#list challenges
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it has occurred to me that it is truly preposterous that I, the Maker Of A Ridiculous Number Of AUs, have never yet played that ask game that's like "send me an ask with a character pairing and an AU and I'll write 3 sentences"
anyway, send me an ask with a character pairing (or just some characters) and an AU and I'll write probably way more than 3 sentences
#ask game#wait now I have to elaborate don't i#ok ok so#AU ask game#i'll do ship stuff for... yeah basically any ship i've mentioned on here before (too many to list haha)#(and if you're not sure about one you can still send it! I might just write a not-shippy ficlet if I don't really ship it.)#and i'll do ANY non-ship character combinations!#any they don't even need to have met in canon! I will gladly write cracky character interactions#or normal ones too lol#and any kind of AUs are ok too#canon-divergence or wildly-different-canon or not-even-in-the-canon-universe or even maybe a crossover#but it doesn't need to be anything crazy either! like if you just want an obitine coffee shop au or something that's fine too#ok I think at this point I might be rambling#anywayyyyy please send me asks I'm trying to procrastinate on other things
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lol poor Kite gets overshadowed more than you'd think for having a Light-Attribute ace
#ZEXAL#project rambling#tag force special#tfsp#yugioh#yugioh zexal#just finished translating his full story and will work on his in-duel lines and bio next!#i've also been working to expand the voicetest module to every character--since i'll be giving everyone voices for my 'deluxe' translation#and made good progress in setting it up--basically coming up with a uniform voiceline name template then setting up pointers/function codes#so that it's all working from an expanded Eboot file in the game and not the module that loads the character list in the database#and renaming their voicelines for their .acb voicepacks [will also need to update their files which point to which line plays when in-duel#with the new names]#currently have Dark Yugi-Jonouchi set up for that and working nicely 😌 and will be going through the protags to get them all set up first#set up a nice workflow for it so I can maybe get one character done a night or more if i feel like it lol--stay tuned there!#and stay tuned for a Kite story demo soonish before I jump back to finalizing my subs for GX 126~#[going to do 127 and 128 together since both blend in nicely into 129-130]#[also need to jump back into ARC-V 'dub-uncut' ep 2 and my slow-but-steady Duel Links project [s/o to the notes on that post recently hehe]
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so they just enjoy our suffering don't they
#hi sorry smosh-posting again#WHAT DO YOU MEAN REACT TO SUMMER GAMES#AND THEN BASICALLY SAY THEY WONT HAPPEN AGAIN#WHILE ALSO HEAVILY ALLUDING TO DOING ANOTHER ONE#STOP TEASING#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE-#I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING AND SCREAMING IN AGONY#I LOVE smosh summer games you dont UNDERSTAND#I DONT CARE IF IT WOULDNT BE THE SAME#I WANT SUMMER GAMES IN THE STYLE OF THEIR CONTENT NOW‼️‼️‼️#the summer & winter games are literally so special to me#you dont. understand.#i literally. wrote down the teams and make lists of who i'd think would win or not. i had BETS AND THOUGHTS#hmiae rambles#smosh games#smosh#smosh summer games#smoshblr
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#I don’t think I missed anyone but if I did lmk#senkhara & sibuna is there as a technicality#bc senkhara had to be on the list but she basically turned sibuna into her mercenaries#so they were technically bad guys in their own right#but obviously not exactly so don’t lecture me in the replies take a joke#house of anubis#sibuna#tess rambles#hoa meta
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have been reading The Most Glorious Fic Series i have read in a while (have been in a reading slump) about sashisu… (i know if nobody got me sashisu got me) and anyway. things are going suspiciously well. there are. Three. chapters left. what is going to happen. what will go wrong. I’m Scared.
#i have like a list of fics i’ve been meaning to read. and i’m so bad abt catching up…#also all of my beloved moots who tag me in their fics on the other hell site… i’m so sorry i basically neglect my life on that app….#oooouuuughhhhh forgive me#anyway i am determined to finish this fic. and then read another series.#thx sashisu#sabé rambles
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