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muffinlance · 5 months

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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butchdykekondraki · 7 months

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once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

#[ren]#give me literally five seconds i have this on hand at all fucking times

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qiinamii · 1 year

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we'll do fine.

#fionna and cake spoilers #what hits me a little is how similar fionna and simon's stories are in the case of finding nuance in their lives #when both have gone through their separate but still valid pain no matter the extent it had been #and its that they met each other they get to see how it compares and they're no less worth of the peace and fun they dreamed of #even in the form of simplicity and just being normal #“i wouldn't have met THE fionna and cake” “we wouldn't have met THE simon petrikov”#it hits me harder that after the dandelion scene would've been their last time seeing each other physically #and how assuring simon sounded when fionna didn't know what to do with the literal world in her hands #tho im sure prismo isnt that much of a rule jerk lol i still drew out the revelation anyway with this tiniest addition #also the fact fionna's world is influenced by simon's thought processes and conditions so now things are a little better for both of them #fionna the human #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #qiiarts #the lil flashback of #betty grof #fionna and cake #adventure time

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indigo6f00ff · 1 year

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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

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albaharu · 1 month

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did you know if you support merrill in her act 2 mission you get rivalry points with everyone except isabela and varric. anyway merrill support team no one is gonna be mean to her on my watch

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#i love fenris and anders but GOD im gonna throw hands with them everytime they talk to merrill #specially when they are mean when she just saw a friend die LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!#blood magic is literally fine my warden did it my other hawke did it it was all A-Okay #merrill #isabela #varric tethras #hawke #hawk hawke #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #merrill dragon age #isabela dragon age #merrill da2 #isabela da2

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celestialalpacaron · 8 months

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Behave yourselves BOTH OF YOU 💀 Anyways have this crumb while I work on the main Overlord Husk AU comic lolol

#they’re literally so cute I’m so angry #just hold hands pls or hug hhhhhhh #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #overlord husk au #hazbin angel dust #THEY LIVE IN MY BRAIN RENT FREE

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noodles-and-tea · 16 days

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Imma drop kick Ford for treating Lil Stanley like that. Keep it away??? Excuse me sir let me just smack you! How dare you treat that little boy like that. As if Stan doesn’t have enough self esteem issues as it is! You better hug him NOW 😭

Meanwhile Adult!Stanley is like “I will protect him with every last breath I have!” And hugging him so tight 🥹😫

I just needed you to know that Ford does come around… eventually.

#IM RIGHT THERE W YOU!!#Fiddleford absolutely will NOT have that behaviour #so after a while Ford begrudgingly starts treating him like #you know #a human #and then he gets real attached to his (literal) baby brother #STANLEY WITH BABY FORD ON THE OTHER HAND #RAHHH!!!!!#my art #ask #twins in time au #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #ford pines #gravity falls

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lotus-pear · 2 months

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partners in crime or smt idk

#chuuya!!!!!!!!!!! rev the engine!!!!!!!!! make him fall off #literally bullying that one friend with their license to take you everywhere bc you still can’t drive #every time i remember dazai still canonically can’t drive i lose my shit #chuuya must’ve had his hands full #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws #drawing this humbled me so bad bc i learned that i cannot in fact draw motorcycles 🙏🏼#i persevered tho

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vinestaff · 1 month

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sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

#pressure #pressure roblox #roblox pressure #pressure fanart #sebastian solace #pressure sebastian #sebastian pressure #roblox fanart #roblox art #lowkey wanted th e kys voiceline it hink thatd be funny #hey expendable :3 kill y #different hand gesture because i like projecting on creatures i find interesting. sebastian solace now ddoes whatever thats called #i dont like the angler light i might change that #does his motuh glow? I think i did taht wrong og my god #its ok. its ok #he also has those things taht frog hands have. idk what its called but im a little silly and put them on him #in all honesty he was fun to draw i may start doodling him slithering on my homework pages #Fuck i forgot to put that tiktok trade offer image. Thts literally him bro

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blueroseevergreen · 3 months

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Me functioning by pretending I’m married to a fictional character.

#it works though #this is actually getting out of hand #self ship #f/o #romantic f/o #self shipping #f/o stuff #fictional other #I literally can’t function without them 😭

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kiwibrain · 4 months

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part 2 of the silly isat dunmeshi crossover, with angst and a recipe i made up in 2 minutes :)

Part 1 ✨

#i drew sooo many hands waadakdljsakldjsa #ive had this wip for like a month #and then i found “the brush✨”#and i finished it in a week :)#literally made the recipe in 2 minutes i know how to cook but i was having so mch trouble making something up for some reason #wanted to finish it yesterday but i played tomodachi life until 3 am woop #aight time to sleep #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #isat siffrin #isat odile #isat mirabelle #isat bonnie #isat loop #woa first time drawing loop #my art

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saragrosie · 2 months

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Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat: