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anthropwashere · 1 year

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This is not a stress vent but a petty vent but could it kill my roommates to let me know when they’ll be gone a whole week BEFORE I text them totally unrelated questions?????

#like yeah sure go ahead keep fucking my ex-husband who's actually legally still my husband because we got re-married to buy another house #honestly no longer fussed about that #but like. there was ZERO indication either of you were leaving for a week!#a week!#right after the pipes exploded and the house has all kinds of new damage to deal with!#i literally only know they're gone (together!) to visit ex-hub's family #because i asked him if if i could unplug the heat/vent thing he was using to dry out the kitchen #and because i asked her if should check on her horribly neglected hamster #and after i asked him if she was working or visiting her family too. when he meant HIS family #thursday she said #check on it thursday!!!#that poor little creature lives totally isolated in a spare room nobody enters except to make sure it's still alive #why the fuck did she get a hamster in a house that had 5 cats at the time and now has 6 because she bought another!#i have no goddamn clue what my ex-in-laws thing about me or this new fling who is ELEVEN years younger than ex-husband #apologies to anybody who followed me in-between vent cycles #i'm having a goddamn week

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morggo · 7 days

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I Will Not Apologize

Happy Pride, ya'll.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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theriverbeyond · 8 months

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

#trb.txt #me at myself you are NOT ALLOWED to get takeout again this week we have food at home 😭

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cassassinated · 1 year

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I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

#spending the next week and a half with the shittiest country internet #and i cannot watch shit no matter how long i buffer

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mossmittens · 7 days

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#this is all i have to contribute this week #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #chilchuck tims

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teaboot · 4 months

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

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kateammann · 8 months

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