#a whole cottage core queen

[intuitively-her]

What will your sex life with your future spouse be like? 18+

Pile 1-(Judgement, Page of wands, 4 of wands, 5 of cups rx, Death, The Devil rx, 2 of cups, 4 of swords, Ace of swords, 6 of wands)

There will be lots of body worship! Your person will love to eat you out. They will love to serve you in any way they can. It's giving me soft dom energy tbh. This person is gonna introduce you to a whole new side of sex. They've probably got some crazy kinks.🤭 I keep getting something about bdsm and role play with outfits. Your person will love for you to dance for them. You know exactly how to tease. You're gonna bring a lot out of each other in this connection. Both inside and outside the bedroom. The sex will be very healing. I keep getting that it will be "out of this world." It will be unlike anything you've ever experienced. Y'all will learn a lot about yourselves in this connection. You guys will bring out a lot of confidence in each other. Most importantly, you two will give each other security and make one another feel safe. This person wants to be a provider for you.

Pile 2-(The Empress, The Hermit rx, 2 of wands, The Hanged Man rx, Queen of swords rx, 6 of swords rx, The Sun, Knight of wands, Knight of pentacles)

Your person will definitely be into taking pictures/videos during sex. For some of you, this will be a same-sex connection. This person really wants to savor the moment with you. They're going to pull you out of your comfort zone and help you not take things so seriously. This connection will bring out your softer side. You're gonna do a lot of risky things with this person. They may be into ropes and chains in the bedroom. This person will really love to spank you. They'll especially love watching you ride them in reverse cowgirl. There's a high chance you could get pregnant, so be careful if that's not what you want. Your person has a very free spirit and they will help to bring out yours as well. This connection will bring in so much healing for you both. You two will motivate each other to do better. This person is literally your other half. Like 2 peas in a pod.

Pile 3-(The Chariot, 8 of cups, 9 of swords, 9 of wands, 7 of wands, The Fool, 10 of cups, Temperance, 9 of pentacles, The Magician, 5 of swords rx)

This could be someone that you're currently dealing with who's long distance. Your person may be a different race/culture than you. This person fantasizes about you two moving away together and experiencing life with one another. They will go to great lengths to prove their love to you. They want this connection to be "end all be all". Your person is really into the idea of public sex as well. They want others to know that you are theirs and vice versa. They would love for you to tease them in public. This person could be an artist. You are their muse. I get the vibe that this person wants to live in a secluded area with you. Kinda like those "cottage core" homes. Your person wants that whole fairy tale love story with you. They just want to get married and run away.

Pile 4-(The Hierophant, 2 of pentacles rx, 6 of pentacles, Queen of wands rx, 3 of pentacles rx, 10 of pentacles, Ace of pentacles, Strength, Page of swords rx, The High Priestess, The Tower)

This may be a connection where you're being paid to perform some type of sexual favors. Idk I keep getting something about sex work. This person will definitely be into ass play and using sex toys on you. They want to see exactly what makes you tick. This person wants you to be their sex slave. Honestly, I'm not sure if this person has your best interest. I feel like this connection is all about control to this person. Like they can have you whenever they feel like it and also do what they want. It's possible that this person may even be married or have a family. I just feel like there would be a lot of imbalance in the connection. Like you would see them as an actual lover, while they see you as nothing more than a trophy. I'm sorry if this was harsh pile 4. You really need to watch your back with this one.

[symphonic-scream]

Fucking gotta talk about this shit I've accidentally made something somewhat wholesome

So. The focus this time? Hifumi. GASP. and? Transfem Hifumi. Yeah.

So she's new to being herself. Conservative family, sheltered, one night she ducks into some random bar to get away from the crowds and- oh. Its Crossroads. A gay bar. There she meets Joker for the first time, a blooming Drag Queen, and they become good friends. Joker is there as Hifumi discovers shes trans and helps her set things in place to get away from her family

You see, Joker has lots of queer friends. Working at a gay bar does that to a guy. Unfortunately he and his boyfriend Goro don't have room in their apartment with his little sibling staying with them, so he resorts to plan B. Asking Haru and Makoto to help a woman out

So basically. Hifumi learns how to live as herself freely for the first time, with the help of some new queer friends while living in Makoto and Haru's guest room and having weekly tea with Akira

Here's where everyone's at!

Joker (Akira)- he's a drag queen of course. Moonlights as Aki-chan at Crossroads, is dating Goro, shares a small apartment with him and Futaba. Friend to many a queer folk, he jokes that he's the slutty glue that keeps their ragtag group together

Ryuji- studying to be a gym teacher, a proper one. Bisexual, cis. Openly bi too, he has his flag pinned to everything he owns. He even dyed his hair in the flag colours once when he had too much to drink. Shares Ann's place with her, Shiho, and Yusuke, he's blossoming out now that he's out of highschool

Ann- beginner actor, bisexual and cis, been dating Shiho since their highschool days. When Ryuji woke up with his hair dyed, she dyed her pigtails out of solidarity. She really hopes Hifumi branches out into trying different fashion and makeup options, she's looking forward to a good girl's night with someone other than Haru

Yusuke- gay asexual. Transmasc, he/they. A starving artist rescued by two overly friendly bisexuals (and Shiho), his room in their place is a den of colour and expression and their soul splattered on the walls. He ends up closest with Hifumi out of the roommate quad

Futaba- they like girls but doesn't wanna pin down their sexuality just yet. Agender, fine with the label non-binary too, any pronouns. Works as a freelance cyber security assistant out of Akira and Goro's apartment, doesn't like being around people too much. They like Hifumi. She's quiet, smart. She's also unafraid to join Futaba in bullying Goro

Makoto- lesbian transfem. To put her identity into the classic lesbian terms, she's between futch and butch, and is working to be a youth councilor. She transitioned rather young and has reached a solid point in her life, and is very excited to get to guide Hifumi on her journey of defining Womanhood for herself. She and Haru are married in every sense but the legal one

Haru- cis lesbian. Though, honestly, shes mainly only ever had eyes for Makoto. High femme. She runs a little cozy bakery slash coffee shop under their apartment, the whole place screams cottage core. She's excited to have another person to dote on around the house. Secret from the others, but her and Makoto are beginning talks of whether they'd want to have a kid

...

Yeah I. Y'all,,, holy shit

[mikalara-dracula]

Hello! I was wondering if I could get HC's about which Disney Princess the Sakamaki brothers would fall in love with. (Hope you're having a wonderful day as well!)

Which Disney Princess would the Sakamakis + Kino fall in love with?

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Shu would so be into Sleeping Beauty. I mean, she exhibits a trait he loves most--sleeping! If he was Prince Phillip, he wouldn't kiss her to wake her up, he'd just crawl into bed next to her and call it a day. I suppose that's as far as rescuing goes for him lmao.

Reiji would mostly stick be into the classics such as Cinderella or Belle. They both provide this charm that Reiji can't explain. Their softly colored gowns make heads turn, their soft but sharp features--oh yeah, they're calling our bae Rei alright.

Laito would be into either Jasmine or Ariel, mostly because of their free spirits and their rebellion towards the norm of marriages in their cultures. Laito loves this trait in a girl, so these two would definitely be his type. Plus, considering they're not wearing the common poufy princess dresses and show their midriffs, he's definitely sold.

Snow White is Kanato's weakness. The girl has got the most porcelain-like features it's crazy, and we all know how much Kanato's into that. She also possesses a lot of soft aesthetics that he's into as well. Plus, the whole cottage-core vibe this girl has goin' on, it's more than enough to make him yearn for her.

Hmm... Ayato would be into several princesses--Elena of Avalor, Moana, Phocohantus, and Rapunzel. These women scream adventure and he's into this. A girl he can rendezvous with is definitely his type.

For Subaru, it's Merida. She's definitely not the typical princess and that's what makes her so interesting to him. Her rebellion, fighting for what she wants, and always learning from a previous perspective are things he admires in a girl and finds attractive.

Bonus! (Figured I'd include Kino as well)

Kino has the same taste as Ayato regarding princesses, but has a minor thing for our favorite ice queen, Elsa. He fights over Elena with Ayato all the time and claims he could make all of those princesses fall for him. As if lmao xDD

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

Was tagged by @emilykaldwen, @rainwingmarvel7, & @sshireens, thanks! 💕

Favorite Painter: John William Waterhouse, my beloved. Also very into Edmund Blair Leighton & Fracisco Goya. I'm so, so into medieval romanticism, & the pre-Raphaeites, & there's just something about how Waterhouse is just exclusively painting babes with great hair & long noses that especially speaks to me. Like, his paintings are consistently some of my faves. He also leaned into mythology a lot, so that probably has something to do with it too. Similar case with Leighton of just "his consistent painting of pretty princesses speaks to my soul." Goya is a pure goth answer though, because I am allowed to contain multitudes.

Favorite Poet/Author: I've never been the biggest poetry girly, & I think that's because my brain just, like, can't pick up on the rhythm & meter. Like it is completely indistinguishable from prose when I read it. This is a thing that makes me very sad, believe me. When I make my every few years attempts, though, I do enjoy Poe.

In terms of actual prose/not just stuff that reads like prose in my mind, my favorites are Poe & Salinger. Tbh, I don't do a lot of following authors & just pick up something if the synopsis slapped, & it's super rare for if I enjoyed a story/novel to color if I'm like "this author fucks & I need to read more specifically by them"

Favorite Singer: Florence Welch, my queen. I mean, I listen to a lot of stuff, but Florence Welch is hitting all the correct parts of my brain with 90% accuracy. Special shout out to my fave funky Finnish guy Käärijä, though: I've only had him for a year & I like his music a normal amount 👍🏻

Favorite Band: This is so hard? I used to have such an easy answer (it was Green Day, btw), but it's gotten so complicated in the last 9 years. I think, probably, my favorites at the moment are Beast In Black, Windrose, & The Amazing Devil. They're all scratching the correct itch in my brain (will always have a special place in my heart for Green Day, though. Very intense special interest back in the day)

Favorite Meal & Drink: Oh man, this is another one I have a hard time picking 😅. I pretty much just drink water, tea, & coffee; I guess my favorite drink is tea? Favorite meal is maybe chicken tikka masala? Or grilled cheese & tomato soup? One of those, maybe (at least right now)

Favorite Outfit/Aesthetic/Style: Man, IDK. Life is short, dress how you want. I will find the aesthetic beauty in almost anything because I love fashion. 60s medieval revival fucks, all the goth substyles fuck, cottage core fucks--it all fucks. All I know is that whatever I'm wearing, I'm not wearing jeans. I have not worn jeans for years & I am not going to start back up now. Skirts/dresses/leggings only. Also dramatic sleeves. I love dramatic sleeves.

Favorite Item You Own: The Sasha Bratz Rock Angelz repro. I waited for her for a good year? Two years? However long it took MGA to finally drop my girl. I got one of the last 4 in the city & my hands were shaking the whole time & its honestly a little silly, but sometimes healing the inner child is buying a doll of your favorite character from your favorite line & displaying her on your desk shelf.

Favorite Perfume: I used to be at least kind of into perfume, but I kind of got out of it. I honestly don't wear it a lot (I forget more often than not). You'd think I'd be more into perfume given how into, like, scented candles I am, but oh well I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tagging (if you want, obvi): @vamprlestat, @cerseiwexler, @jotterjots, @loksthegreat, @mercurygray, @godswood-girl, & @toxicjayhoo

[cloud777heaven]

My sane trait / green flag is that I want a cottage core countryside home, but with a whole pleasure / dungeon floor. Obviously. With a whole breakfast nook with queening chairs, duh.

[sleepyselkiesims]

Part 56

One would've assumed that Snow White's transformation into a human would've had a bit more impact, cause some hullaballo, etc. But aside from the odd moodlet.... well, winter wasn't the best time to be cured. There was no sun or reason to go outside!

Well, there was one reason, which she went through with the day after she became human again.

Time to re-ignite the Grocer's quest for love!

And to deliver those eggs she had promised so so long ago.

Then, as winter drew to a close and Chris' need to party grew stronger, there was another reason to head to sunnier shores.

As mama's little cottage-core baby, Moss wasn't too happy about having his birthday at the beach.

Still, it was better than being forced out into a thunder storm!

For some reason, when it was Oak's turn, Chris decided to share a few words with Lark.

Everyone cheered and sang as Oak got his turn in front of the candles!

....and then ignored him in favor of funny videos.

That left Lark as the shortest member of her huge family.

Everyone paid attention and threw confetti for Lark's turn!

The benevolent god completely forgot to take before and after pictures of the last boys of the household...

As the Queen family hit the beach, the triplets got some new hair dye, and new names!

Moss changed her name to Andrina. And Oak changed hers to Arista. But the benevolent god kiiiiinda forgot to take any pictures of Arista...

And last but not least, Lark was now Ariel.

The beach was absolutely not the natural habitat of the Queen family! Sage was the only one to really get into it. And while Snow was grateful to finally get to enjoy the sun again.... well, she'd always sunburnt easily. The Henford-on-Bagley cloudy sun was much more preferable!

Ariel on the other hand... well, something very interesting happened to her when she tried going to snorkle with Sage.

Man, you take your kid to the beach one time and it becomes their whole personality!

It would take her a while to get her land-legs back; swimming was so much easier than walking!

Oh, here's kinda sorta a picture of Oak/Arista! Well, there would be more pictures of her soon, because that night was Prom!!

The benevolent god left the parents on the beach to do love-birdy things while the kids prepared for their big night.

Bonus

?!?!Snow?!?!?

[cyverrieee]

Genshin impact |Gamer Au

Archons Version

— Ei

Channel name is probably Raiden Sh0gun

Games genre she plays: Action, Multiplayer, Puzzle, Adventure

Calls her fandom/fans Lightning clouds

A gaming channel

Purple themes duh

Her theme consist of lightning, birds, clouds, stars etc

She mostly plays multiplayer games

Will forced anyone to play with her

Gamer queen

Does "Chill and talk" streams

Will stream at like 8 pm at night

Thoma has to be there when Ei cooks

Doesnt swear (mostly says fudge, heck, frick)

✨Family friendly✨

Loves milk, dango, and any sweets

When she moved into her new apartment, she asked her fans that they can send her anything for decorations for her gaming room and oh my she was touched when there was a literally clay figurine of her and a chibi raiden figurine too

She doesnt spend her money, only about 1k. If shes in dire help then she will maybe

Miko was the one that made her food

9.9/10 would def watch but forget soon

— Zhongli

Channel name will probably be Golden Morax

Game Genre: any

Calls his fandom/fans: Gemstones

His theme probably consist of gems, tea, mountains

Does alot of chill streams

Plays very calming games

Dossnt swear because he believes kids watches him so he wanted to be a good role model for them

Doesnt know how to do politics for being 20+

ASMR collab when they said, Zhongli replied with "I do not know"

Replies with the most heart warming comments

Zhongli made a "Venting stream" once and it became the 3rd most popular streams in his channel

Zhongli does his best to comfort in the venting stream

Big calm man

10/10 would watch but then switch then return

— Venti

Channel name might be Windborn songs (idk)

Game Genres: any

Calls his fandom/fans: Wind spirits

His theme would consist of green, wind, clouds, trees, cottage core?

Makes alot of just talking streams

Made a video about rating wine he tasted from bottom to top (it was a whole 1 hour video)

Does ALOT of drinking streams with Kaeya and Rosaria

Used swear ALOT but when he realized literal 9 year olds watch him he stopped, hes not all bad (he still swears but cuts himself off)

Venti made a stream where you can tell your most biggest troubles and stuff (like zhonglis venting stream) and he would try his best for encouragement and comfort

He was literally so shocked when one of his fans said that "i used to think that drinking was okay when i was 7 years old" i think he got emotionally traumatized

Does alot of youtube shorts with his friends

Everyone needs a venti

100/10 def would watch

— Nahida

Channel name is probably Nahinara because she finds it cute

Game Genres: anything that caught her attention

Calls her fandom/fans: lil leaflets

Her theme would be full of nature and flowers

Does chill streams

Is very very cute and wholesome

Family friendly 100%

Would say "bam bam baam!" As her welcoming phrase

Loves her fans

Has the most haters which makes her sad sometimes

Is in love with chocolate/sweets like Ei

999999/10 would recommend

Thats all i guess <3

[aquaburst3]

Ever since that picture of Snow White with the creepy CGI dwarves dropped, I've seen people posting hot takes about Rachel. Here's mine.

I feel bad for Rachel Zelger. She is getting a lot of undeserved flack. Bigots are calling her "Snow Brown" and other hateful things, despite the fact that she's literally a white latina, who is olive-skinned. (Again, I think a lot of it is bigots being angry about "wokeness", but that's a whole other can of worms.) Rachel's position about this specific adaptation is completely understandable.

This movie is shaping up to be pretty bad. Not because of Rachel Zelger. This is already the second time the release date was delayed. I don't think it's just because of the strike. It genuinely seems like Disney is going back to the drawing board multiple times and it's not coming together. I still don't buy their excuse about the dwarves, since they look like they just slapped some CGI figures over the other actors. No one can come back for reshoots, making this even more awkward. Usually movies with this much production troubles never turn out to be good. The same thing happened with Artemis Fowl, and I suspect the same will happen here. I don't blame her for not liking this movie. This wasn't the first time an actor hated the movie that they were in. Robert Pattinson famously mocked the Twilight movies as they were coming out. So why is she any different?

Having said that, I think her comments about the OG animated version were a bit tone deaf. Love it or hate it, Snow White is one of the first full length animated movies ever. If it wasn't for it, the whole animation landscape throughout the world would be different. Hell, this movie along with Carl Barks comics are the whole reason why anime characters look like the way they do. You have to give the movie some respect for that. Her dissing it and brushing off completely makes her come off as disrespectful and like she has zero understanding off the character she's portraying or animation as a whole. The comments she made about the prince, by extension, Jeremy Renner, makes her look even worse. She should've thought through her comments before spouting them out.

Snow White isn't one of my favourite Disney movies. It's certainly a product of its time, and has a lot of issues like not giving the prince more screentime (even if it's understandable why) or it prioritizing random scenes with the characters working or goofing off instead of proper character or story developments. At the same time, I think Snow White's a bit more feminist than what some people are giving her credit for. She is assertive, capable, adaptable and hard working, which are all feminist traits. While I'm childfree by choice "leftist", even I admit that being a mother is a lot of hard work and takes a strong person to do. There's nothing wrong with someone wanting to have a family one day or being like me and never having any at all. Feminism is about choice, after all.

Yes, Snow White as a character needs an update. However, I still think you can do that while also keeping the core of her character and not turn her into a girl boss. That is certainly possible. Vil from Twisted Wonderland is a great example, and he comes from a Disney property too. Despite technically being inspired by the Evil Queen, a lot of his good traits are taken from Snow White and Adam. Like the original Snow White, Vil's hardworking, capable, adaptable, quick on his feet, kind, caring and wants to help out everyone around him become their best selves. He also lacks some of Snow White's glaring issues like her extreme naivety and dumb moments. (Seriously, why did she let in the Evil Queen into the cottage, especially when she was told not to multiple times and the birds attacked her?) But at the same time, he is also incredibly flawed. He's domineering, harsh, impulsive, overly critical, in his own head and super judgemental. These negative traits flesh him out and make him seem more human compared to the original, who was a very flat character. Hell, same can be said about Mary from Once Upon a Time. Disney can do it. They just didn't here.

I think we can all agree that Disney should've casted actual little people as the dwarves, the conservative "media" bullshit making their own movie is fucking laughable and the Disney Princesses can fall in love and be strong characters. Characters like Tiana and all of the other Renaissance prove that. I want more romance in Disney movies again, dammit!

[fischerfrey]

asoiaf au; vinnie wakefield as a flowers, a bastard from the reach

idea by @gcldensnitch

[finelinevogue]

Masterlist of Masterlists

all of my favourite masterlists to make it easier for me to return to when i want to binge, and my favourite fic from their lists;

canyonmoonrry - @canyonmoonrry

just the cutest but hottest blurbs

shock to the system

harrysblackcoat - @harrysblackcoat

nikki seriously comes up with the most tear-staining concepts

fiancé!harry

muffindaddystyles - @muffindaddystyles

every story/blurb melts my heart warm

lost in italy

gucciwins - @gucciwins

just the softest fics i’ve ever read - i weep

enough for you

thismaydestroyme - @thismaydestroyme

seriously her smut ruins me and she has me in a chokehold with her stories

ruin

lexi5678900 - @lexi5678900

the smut is second to none - so hot - but the fluff is the fluffiest

brutal

harrywritingsbyme - @harrywritingsbyme

you will find no better smut than here it’s fucking insane

bestfriends-dad series

harrysbeanie - @harrysbeanie

no masterlist but the writing is so beautiful

y/ns disposables

harry-writings - @harry-writings

queen of angst

broken promises series

harrysgoldenline - @harrysgoldenline

whole masterlist is my favourite comfort masterlist, the writing is something special

my muse

moonchildstyles - @moonchildstyles

can’t recommend this account enough the writing will leave your heart so so warm

aster series

kind-heart - @kind-heart

most bingeable masterlist it’s perfect

light bugs

haaarry - @haaarry

most popular masterlist for a reason

y/n on the set of lights up

tokyoharry - @tokyoharry

my favourite tumblr blog

tell me you love me

jarofstyles - @jarofstyles

im an actual whore for their account and content, it’s utterly unputdownable

home on the range series

jawllines - @jawllines

best full length fics the detailing is insane

harrys a pornstar and y/n is new

for-fuck-sake-h - @for-fucks-sake-h

you will fall in love after reading one sentence i promise

never coming back down

erodasfishtacos - @erodasfishtacos

quickest at updates and are just perfect, really amazing at interacting too

bathroom floor confessions

rue-by-another-name - @rue-by-another-name

the series are the best i’ve ever read

you’re too nice series

hrina - @hrina

spectacularly talented individual

polished

dontworrysunflower - @dontworrysunflower

just the most prettiest of writing i looove

you make it better

heyyyharry - @heyyyharry

the most perfect writing and sweetest human

flatmate trilogy

harryysstyless - @harryysstyless

just so brilliantly written

kiss in the kitchen

marvelous-harry - @marvelous-harry

my comfort reads all from one author

harry x reader x florence

mouthfulloftoothpastehs - @mouthfulloftoothpastehs

the most fluffiest writing ever so sweet

cottage core series

[sapiowoman28]

Caught Part 1

Pairing: Kun x female reader x Chenle

Genre: smut

Warning: oral (female receiving), fingering, sex, threesome, daddy kink, Kun likes telling Chele what to do, lots of dolphin laughs

Y/N's breaths were getting heavier and heavier, as kun buried his face in her core, lapping up its juices, running his tongue up and down her clit, two fingers moving in and out of her pussy.

They really shouldn't be doing this. Chenle was just in the next bed, sleeping. But there was nowhere else to go. Renjun and Yang Yang were sleeping in the living room.

They were at a rented cottage near the beach, for a short getaway from college life. All 9 of them. Squeezed into a cottage meant for 5 or 6. There was just supposed to be 7 of them but at the last minute, Chenle and Renjun just showed up at the door with a whole lot of alchohol and that was it.

Kun had regretted allowing Chenle to share the room with him and his girlfriend. But they had the biggest room which had a queen bed and a single bed. He didn't want to switch considering everyone had settled in quite nicely in their rooms. And he didn't want to be made fun of. And frankly, he and his girlfriend were quite happy to be in Chenle's company.

It was just that it took quite a while for the energetic young man to fall asleep, and when he finally did, Kun and y/n sprung into action beneath the blanket, removing their bottoms and grinding against each other, with Kun repeatedly reminding Y/N to keep it on the down low.

But now, with his face between her legs, keeping quiet was becoming a huge task for her. She whimpered as softly as possible, tugging at his hair, moving his head closer against her.

"daddy!" she whispered. "daddy!"

"yes, baby..." he replied, whispering back, hoping Chenle wouldn't wake up.

"baby's gonna come soon." she whined, as softly as she could.

"come for daddy, baby." he coo-ed, quickening the pace of his fingers.

suddenly she froze, crying out his name, and he felt her juices gush out. He took in as much as he could, before going back up, and sinking his cock into her, moving in and out of her as quickly as he could, aching for a release. The bed started moving, creaking noisily. But neither Kun or Y/N cared.

"Oh my god!" Chenle exclaimed before letting out one of his signature laughs.

They froze.

"Put on your ear phones and go back to sleep!" Kun hissed, impatient to have his release.

"Why don't you two stop having sex instead?" he challenged.

Y/N let out a sigh.

"Kun, let's just go to sleep." she coaxed.

"No!" Kun was being obstinate now.

"Well if you don't stop..." Chenle warned.

"Well what are you going to do?" Kun frowned.

"I'll join you guys!" Chenle said, laughing again.

Kun reeled in shock, trying to find the right words to tell him off. But what his girlfriend said next shocked him even further.

"You know," Y/N said, in almost a whisper. "That isn't too bad of an idea."

"I'm not calling Kun daddy!" Chenle declared, before hopping onto their bed, looking expectantly at the both of them.

“No!” Kun got off Y/N and sat up. “I say absolutely not! This is a crazy idea!”

“Haven’t we discussed this before?” she asked him. “You said you’d love to watch me teach Chenle how to have sex.”

Chenle started laughing again, as Kun was now tongue tied, his cheeks turning red.

“I did say that.” Kun finally admitted. “But… but…”

“But what?” Chenle asked.

“I don’t want to corrupt him.” Kun sighed.

“Well, think of it as teaching me a life skill.” Chenle grinned.

Y/N giggled.

Kun sighed.

“If you guys want it, I’m in.”

Y/N turned to look at Chenle.

“How much do you know?” she asked.

Suddenly, Chenle looked shyly at her.

“Not much.” he admitted. “I’ve kissed a girl and groped her breasts but that’s about it. Porn doesn’t count right?”

Now it was Kun’s turn to laugh. Y/n glared, and he stopped.

“Why don’t you come closer and kiss me?” she said.

Chenle smiled shyly, moving a little closer to her. Kun watched as she looked encouragingly at him, taking the younger man in her arms. He watched her face in awe, and she touched his cheek affectionately.

“Go on,” she said. “Kiss me.”

Kun breath hitched, as Chenle’s lips landed on his girlfriend’s somewhat tentatively, before he got a little more brave and started kissing her softly.

He watched as their kiss deepened, feeling his still hard member stir.

“Stroke her hair, she likes it,” he said, and Chenle started to do so. He felt Y/N’s breath get more rapid. Suddenly, he separated from her.

“Did I do ok?” he asked nervously. Y/N nodded.

“You’re a good kisser.” she said, teasingly. “Almost as good as Kun-ge.”

“I want to be better than him!” Chenle grinned cheekily. Kun sighed.

“Eh! This is not a competition!” he clucked. Y/N giggled.

“I don’t care!” Chenle declared.

“And who said you could stop kissing her?” Kun asked.

Suddenly, Chenle’s face was serious.

“I’ll continue,” he said, holding her face and moving forward to kiss her passionately.

“Kiss her neck.” Kun said, getting more turned on as he gave Chenle more instructions. “She has some sensitive spots on her neck. Use your lips to search for it.”

Chenle started kissing her jaw, and she gasped when he moved his lips to her neck, giving it a couple of tentative licks.

“Good boy, Chenle.” Y/N whimpered. “Good boy.”

“Give her a love bite.” Kun said.

Chenle stopped.

“Never done that before” he muttered awkwardly.

“Take some flesh between your lips and suck. You can do it on any part of her body. But she likes it on her neck and chest.” Kun explained.

Chenle grinned, moving his face between her breasts, deciding to take some of her left breast in between his lips to suck. Y/N let out a moan, stroking his hair. Instinctively, he moved to her left nipple, taking it into her mouth.

“You can nibble it, but not too hard.” Kun said, as he stroked himself, watching Y/N embrace Chenle, and wrapping her legs around his waist and grinding herself into him.

“Oooh, someone’s hard.” she teased.

Chenle giggled embarrassedly .

“You need to get out of those clothes,” Kun said after a while. Chenle nodded. Getting off the bed, he removed his t-shirt and sweatpants and boxers, before joining them again.

“You’re a man now.” Kun smiled fondly, recalling how he had seen him grow up. Now before them, Chenle definitely had grown into an adult, his arms, stomach and legs showing some definition from working out in the gym.

Chenle grinned in response, before asking “Where’s the condom?”

“Slow down, kid!” Kun said. “Don’t rush. Take your time.”

Y/N nodded. “Women appreciate that.”

“Why don’t you play with her clit?” Kun suggested.

Chenle moved his hand to her core, and Y/N held her hand over his, guiding him.

“That’s it!” she gasped. “You’re learning well!”

“So warm,” Chenle whispered, overwhelmed by the effect he was having on her. “Are you coming yet?”

Y/N burst out in giggles.

Kun sighed. “Don’t do that!”

“Do what?”

“Ask a woman if she has come yet.” Y/N said. “Besides, we just started. We don’t come on command two minutes in.”

Chenle let out a laugh, and went back to playing with her clit. Kun moved closer to him.

“Let me take over.” he said. “I’ll show you.”

Chenle moved aside, eyes on Y/N’s core. Kun started stroking her clit at a good pace after spreading some of her wetness over it, and she started moaning, grabbing hold of his arm.

“See? I’m pushing my fingers in.” Kun showed Chenle.

Chenle moved his hand towards her core, before trying to push his finger in alongside Kun out of pure curiosity. Slowly it slipped in, and he felt Y/N squeeze around their fingers.

“Move together.” Kun said, as he continued rubbing her clit. Chenle nodded, his finger moving in sync with Kun in and out of her pussy.

“Let me do it myself,” Chenle said. Kun took his finger out, and he slipped a second finger in in its place.

“Oh WOW!” Y/N gasped. “Did you just do that?”

“Do what?”

“I found her g-spot!” Chenle beamed. “I researched it on the internet after I heard Haechan talking about it!”

“Don’t stop.” she begged, feeling the knots in her stomach.

Chenle slapped Kun’s hand away, more bold now. “Move away! Let me do it!”

Kun chuckled, letting the younger man play with her clit while fingering her. Her moans were getting louder now.

“Chenle…” she whined. “Faster.”

Chenle increased his speed, his smirk becoming more evident. She was thrashing on the bed now, whining and begging him to not stop.

“Keep going,” Kun urged him on.

Suddenly she stiffened, letting out a whine as she came. Chenle’s eyes grew huge, before he let out a huge grin. Slowly he withdrew his fingers, watching Kun take her into his arms.

“You see that?” Chenle said cockily. “It’s legend!”

Kun sighed as Y/N giggled. It was going to be a long night.

[villainess-supremacy]

headcanons of the four lords celebrating pride for the first time with their s/o

notes: you told them that it's pride month and asked if they would like to celebrate with you. none of them have ever celebrated pride before. I made the lords and s/o queer because I can

type: sfw, gender and sexuality of the s/o are not specified

tw/cw: slight mention of alcohol, blood, lgbtphobes

requests: open

Alcina Dimitrescu

her daughters have mentioned pride month before, but she's not sure what it entails exactly

you gladly explain it to her in detail!

she loves the idea since she is fruity herself loves celebrating for such a wonderful reason

you being part of it makes it so much better

and a whole month?? she's in

she would love to go to pride events with you, but she's afraid other mortals will be scared of her due to her height so you decide to just have your own celebrations in the castle

you love watching movies together so you show her all of your favorite queer movies and shows

you bought a pride flag to hang up below the balcony in the entrance hall

she loves the smile on your face when you proudly look up at it

"maybe we should extend pride to be all year if it makes you this happy, my love."

she already regularly gives you presents, but during the entirety of pride month she additionally leaves little gifts for you in your shared bedroom, the kitchen and all of your favorite places in the castle

and that daily

if there is any queer owned shop you like she will literally buy their entire stock

if there are any charities you mention she will gladly donate in your name and give you the certificate as a surprise

she realizes that something about June just makes her want you even more in general, in the private chambers, whichever is up to you wink wink

as a surprise she decides to make a special wine without blood of course named after you and your sexuality/gender if you use labels, but in fancy Latin words

she loves to drink, but of course watches over you so you don't have too much

mortals don't process it as well as she does...

if you come across any lgbtphobes and are noticeably saddened she will be there to distract you right away

everyone who dares to make her love sad will feel her wrath! be ignored since they're not worth her time

but if she finds out that anyone in the village doesn't support you or anyone who is part of the lgbt community, they will be forced asked to vacate their home

she will pamper you and shower you with her love even more

you once jokingly say "be gay do crime and turn maidens into wine" and she makes it her new motto but she's serious about it

Donna Beneviento

she knows a couple things about pride since she reads a lot, but you're so excited to tell her about it she simply lets you talk

you'd love to go to pride events with her but she's too shy and tends to have anxiety attacks when around too many strangers so she sends Angie instead

afterwards she will gladly listen to both of you tell her all about it!

she has her own collection of books that have queer characters in them which she never told anyone about before you and will read all of them with you if you like

there will be regular dates picnics while Angie takes care of the house

she's a cottage core sapphic and pride month brings out that side of her more

she has made dolls for you before, but this time she makes one that looks just like you

it has a pride flag embroidered on the top above the heart

of course you love it!

you're so glad that she accepts every part of you

she will make one of herself with a similar outfit and a small pride flag as well so she can set them up in couple settings

ever since she found out about online shopping it has opened up a whole new world for her so she will definitely get both of you matching outfits or jewelry from an lgbt owned shop

you love doing arts and crafts together so you suggest making bracelets for each other, either color coded or with letters

Donna's house has a flagpole she hasn't used in decades, but for you she'd gladly call for maintenance if it turns out it's unusable after all these years to hang a pride flag

anything to make you happy!

if there are any lgbtphobes bothering you or your friends, she will be right there to comfort you and won't hesitate to send Angie and her other dolls she can control to deal with them

even if you tell her that it's fine and she should just ignore them she's great at distracting you so you wouldn't notice until it's done oops-

since she has no portable device that can access music streaming platforms, but knows the password to your phone she decides to steal it for a bit and makes you the softest playlist that you since then often play for comfort

Salvatore Moreau

he has spent decades almost completely separated from humans so he has no idea what pride month means, but instantly agrees to it because he loves you so much

he will agree to anything that makes you happy

you both sit down and he looks at you with puppy eyes while you tell him all about pride

he loves the idea of celebrating a group of people you both are a part of

he thinks you deserve your own month to be cherished and celebrated!

he may be a little awkward with expressing his feelings, but he sure knows how to prepare a romantic dinner

with mother miranda needing all of the lords a lot to assist her, he usually barely has time to prep food, but for pride month he does his best to cook for you every single day

part of his usual outfit is a cape to cover his back and a type of crown made out of bones and rope

he's not the best with his hands, but he makes a crown for you that resembles his anyway because you're his queen/king/majesty

you love it so much!

you want to give him something in return so you go to the village and visit the shop you know is lgbt owned and get him a custom necklace with a fish pendant that has your initials engraved

he literally bursts out in tears because he is so touched :c

when you started dating he initially was scared of what you would think about his giant fish form, but you turned out to be really impressed and love it and since you'd be tiny compared to him he suggests taking you on an adventure of sorts

meaning you sit on his back while he swims around the lake which is like a roller coaster ride but more wet

he leads you to a hut you never visited before and he shows you treasures he has collected when he was still mortal

he starts making a list of things you could do and stays up all night to complete it but ends up with so many activities and ideas to celebrate pride you'll have to extend pride month... by possibly years....

if he hears about anyone being mean to you he'll just encase them into the blobs of gooey mass he can make but you don't need to know about that, pride month or not

he has always wanted to propose to you so he might be able to work up the courage to hint at it by the end of June

Karl Heisenberg

of course he knows about pride month!

he knows more than you might think

he isn't considered the rebel child for no reason

in the past he has done some celebration for himself, but it was never anything too special

he thinks it's no fun alone and his experiments servants aren't much fun

sure he could program them, but unless it's to attack something they're not really... party animals

since he has you now he'll gladly give it another go!

he'd love to go to pride events with you, especially if you go to drag shows

he didn't know about them before you made him go to one

something about them fascinates him so much, he's more excited than you

he's not really into cooking, but nothing will stop him from making you a nice breakfast in bed

you always love watching him work on his machines because he likes to take off his shirt when he's hot seeing him do what he loves makes you happy

so he decides to gift you some robots to assist you with your everyday endeavors

it's not really necessary but of course you appreciate the gesture

it means more time to spend with him after all

he once sees you with a keychain that has a pride flag on it so he paints it on one of his machines that he uses more often

mostly he will end the day by having a drink and dancing with you

it's a celebration, so celebrate he will

if you're more in the mood for chilling on the couch he won't say no to watching some queer shows or movies

after working on his machines he has a way of just melting into your arms

if he sees you smile at certain scenes in movies he might attempt to do the same with you

of course you notice, but you definitely can't complain especially if you smile on purpose at the spicier scenes

anyone who will come between you and happily celebrating pride will be visited by Sturm banned from his factory and getting anywhere near you

he likes to name his subjects so he will start naming them after all of your favorite queer historical figures, activists and famous people in general

any smile he can get out of you is a win

a win for the gays you might say

when he was younger he may have had a phase of spraying graffiti around the village so you're not surprised when he goes around his factory and writes "be gay do crime" on several of his machines and doors

[annadoglover1]

Return of my dumb hunger games posts: Vocaloid Edition

Since the last time I did this I learned how to use the “read more” button so it won’t take over your entire dash. Yayyyyy!!!!

But here is the roster for you to view before you skip this post

Let’s a-go!

Immediately some of my favs do a suicide pack. I feel like Fukase suggested it as a joke but they were all too into it and no way is he gonna not fully commit to the bit. 

Let’s hope this combo doesn’t cause iNSaNiTY

Two different vibes back to back God damnit Len

Aw I was hopping for some Mayu slaughters but maybe this is some Gumi mind games? Or Mayu is just that stupid. 

Damn stabbing a literal child in the back

He’s just living his cottage core dreams and I’m here for it.

...

iNSaNiTY

I mean idk how you were gonna make that argument work when you did this ⬇

And the killing doesn’t stop. I would make a GakuRin tie in if Rin didn’t kill herself immediately. 

Finally something interesting! The Feast:

Cackling at Yuki stealing from Gakupo then kILLING HIM-

Damn don’t trust children. But it’s probably better Gakupo was starting to go down a murderous spiral.

Also would like to note Flower was begging others to kill her the whole game but the moment she killed a few people at the feast she was like “no bestie spare me”

Now it’s just Piko and Yuki I wonder who will-

Jesus christ... don’t trust children...

Congrats Piko! I have no other words for this really, this was kind of an underwhelming game maybe I’ll do a second round.

Here are the final rankings if anyone is curious...

Lily was the deadliest. Maybe you’ll win next time queen UwU

[pkmnsdarkqueen]

Ok finally talking about Sanqua from PLA

I’mma spoil alot about one NPC. If you don’t want that don’t read.

1. As a Karen fan I love her and am happy to see Karen adjacent content

Personality:

She’s a cottage core waifu who’s an artist, she really looked at leah from stardew valley and became that huh? Don’t get me wrong I love her but she’s just so soft it’s adorable next to Karen who is a spunky femme fatal. 

Also live how when you talk to her her first thought about you appearing is,”maybe we should make more homes for people that fall from the sky.” Like ok unbothered by the people falling thing, more concerned on if they’ll have shelter or not and that’s so sweet.

Then you’ve got the whole town afraid of pokemon meanwhile she casually mentions helping a pichu, is happy to recruit some bidoff, and lets this eevee chill in her office. Like Karen, no fear to pokemon. Though is scared of ghosts apparently.

Painting:

Very mad we don’t get to see her painting, but the inly painting I can think it being is the one in hearthhome church of the rift opening and such. Which pop off queen for still having relevent art, but so sad we can’t see it in the game. Also karen seeing it signed Sanqua and being unaware that’s her ancestor is sending me. 

Other Nods to Karen or elite 4 memebers:

The magikarp designs she puts on the hall is cool, but I like in her closet she apparently has designs for a gyrados statue she really wants to do and all I can think of is lake of rage, and pryce in mahogany town and that’s sending me. 

Also have no idea what the capes are for....no really what is that except for a Lance reference I guess?

Love Sanqua covered head to toe cause it’s cold. Karen always be showing some skin, just amusing. 

Mun puts on her theory hat, I’m sorry

Ok so let’s go

So from what cannon has said the world started at mt coronet thus the whole time, space, and arceus existing there. Then came groudon and kyogre to make land and sea, rayquaza to stop their fighting, and make the ozone, and then you get regigigas to move the continents. After that life would have to start existing. 

This is where the sinjoh ruins play in. While the event there was never officially released we know about the events in it. Essentially we know this second temple that combines sinnoh and johto some how was created after life existed by people that migrated from sinnoh. Is it possible sanqua was one of those people, and as an architect helped construct the temple there to give folks a piece of sinnoh. 

Also is Ho-oh is the beginning of life, xerneas is life, lugia is the taker of souls, and yveltal is the final resting place is it possible the temple was built in the place where life started with Ho-oh and the rest of the life cycle was created with the legendaries eventually spreading out.

Maybe Sanqua herself or one of her decedents who also favored architecture helped build the towers, which would be dope as hell becoming the first kimono girls, and ended up linked to Ho-oh after winning his favor. Karen is fully unaware of any of this history cause of family fallings out. 

[nossbean]

Exchange recs 🥳🥳🥳

I haven’t read too many of the @jaime-brienne-fic-exchange gifts this year and still have to leave comments but I wanted to rec a few from the marvellous things I’ve read!

dream deep heavy sleeper (dream light heavy heart) [book canon] this fic is so goddamn soft. The author tagged it as unlikely post-LSH fic and I am wilfully closing my eyes to that and choosing to believe in the softness! A 5+1 fic where Brienne deliriously wakes on the Quiet Isle, doubtful of the feeling that Jaime was with her, only to wake another night, non-deliriously, and discover it wasn’t just a dream. This is a quiet, contemplative, sweet fic, with such a tender touch for Brienne and leaning into the romance of the pairing whilst (I assert!) cleaving to a core of reality for them. There are such lush descriptions of their shared space in their little cottage: the soft light and the physical closeness. I loved it a lot, it’s been added to my list of comfort reads! (4k, T)

Where I Cannot Stand [AU] a Firefly fusion, aka a thoroughly fun adventure-romance space western, though I admit my favourite part by far is the Jaime voice...! This is a really warm and very funny Jaime, more settled than he often is, surrounded by a found family he’s carefully built, and then Brienne turns up transporting a mystery! Noble, stubborn, kinda idealistic, and a terrible liar with excellent musculature? How can he resist?? Another element I adore is the cast of characters: Jon, Satin, Oberyn, Ellaria and Jeyne Westerling. Jaime loves them all and they love him back, and again Brienne as the newcomer is warmly welcomed and in amongst the plot shenanigans is a very cute crew-tries-their-hand-at-matchmaking thread with, um, mixed (if adorable and funny) success. Even if you haven’t seen Firefly, the worldbuilding is accessible and clear. It’s a pacey romp which left me smiling! (12.5k, T)

Yours are the Sweetest [book canon] another post-LSH fic! I am... so into this author’s prose. To call it sparse is totally incorrect, but it’s got a stripped down quality to it which works beautifully for the story and accentuates both POVs in ways I really loved sunking into. In this story, Brienne must trade Sansa to LSH for the lives of Jaime, Pod and Hyle. An intriguing premise to start, which the author plays out so damn well. There are also a few questions left unanswered, which was a bold choice that works really well and is (maybe paradoxically?) very satisfying to read! Ahhh I’m fretting I’m not managing to convey what I want with this rec but I also feel it’s a fic that’s best just -- experienced…! It’s lingered in the back of my brain like a song since I read it. (8k, E)

Declarations of the Everyday Type [AU] This one is just... super adorable! Fluff to the max, a delightful soulmark AU whereby one soulmate can write on themselves and their soulmate then sees correspondingly on their own skin. An established, wonderfully domestic Jaime and Brienne utilize in the most them way possible (which is to say: very enthusiastic, a little wry, a little practical, and very sweet) There’s also very fun baking involved and very fun soccer rounding things out. The author conveys established part of their established relationship deftly, and the whole fic feels so comfortable and lived in. Short, sweet, marvellous, and another I’m looking forward to returning to for comfort reading! (1k, T)

False Knights on the Road [book canon] and another post-LSH (Really such spoils this year…!) that I enjoyed immensely! The author captured a lot of the book tone and characterization all whilst painting a portrait of Brienne and Jaime collecting wayward children on their journey and honestlyyyy I could not get enough of it. That said, it isn’t exactly a fluffy fic for all there are fluffy moment: it deals with the fallout of LSH between JB in ways which ring (and indeed, the author’s Jaime voice caught so many of book!Jaime’s ticks, I’d have been wondering GRRM but for certain stunning turns of phrase which George could never, with due respect) as well as picking up themes around war, per AFFC. I particularly love how Jaime and Brienne’s relationship unfolded throughout: carefully and slowly, and the themes the author explores for them were pitch perfect and made me ache in the best, bittersweet way. I’ve been thinking about the JB themes (honesty and acceptance and, of course, love and what it looks like for JB) and what the author does with them since I finished it several days ago. Rounding things out: the children…! The dynamics between everyone is so well drawn and interesting and frequently very sweet. I could have read another 25k very cheerfully (25k, T)

Queens of Love and Beauty [AU] this fic is fun and pacey and so swiftly immersive! When Jaime steps in at the last minute for a photo shoot, he’s brought into Brienne’s photo boutique. Delightful setting with lovely characterization and lovelier themes around asserting oneself for oneself. Also there’s a fab through-line about corsets which was very fun and I made audible noises when it played out because it was so satisfying! The author has a light touch mingled with great descriptions of clothes, and lovely character notes and beats. And the romantic tension between JB is very, very cute and wonderfully played. (6000 words exactly which is also very pleasing, T)

[5-jorjas-in-the-fence]

Fearless (Taylor’s Version) as Newsies

Fearless: Romeo. Yes I know you think he’d be love story but he’s such a hopeless romantic I can guarantee he lives for the whole ‘take my hand and drag me head first fearless’. Plus he’s a pretty timid guy, so him being fearless is just *chefs kiss*

Fifteen: Davey. I feel like he’s made some bad choices which is why he’s so careful. He definitely lives by ‘I found time can heal most anything’

Love Story: Race, the dramatic little f*cker, lives for Love Story. Don’t act like he won’t speed down a freeway screaming at the top of his lungs while whoever is in the passenger seat (usually Albert) looks at him with great concern.

Hey Stephen: Les. He probably has written poetry for some girl in his class. Plus it’s such a wholesome song, I’m just imagining his little voice in the back seat of the car singing ‘I CANT HELP IT IF YA LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL, CANT HELP IT IF I WANNA KISS YA IN THE RAIN SO COME FEEL THIS MAGIC IVE BEEN FEELING SINCE I MET YOU’ and then Davey (who’s driving, he doesn’t trust anyone else to give Les lifts unless it’s Jack or Sarah) Just turns it up so he doesn’t have to hear Les’s screeching

White Horse: oh boy time to ✨cry✨ and you know who relates to this song? Albert. Not sure why, he has a lot of feelings so for him a song about pure hurt is up his ally. He loves all the lyrics and ‘I’m gonna find someone some day who might ACTUALLY TREAT ME WELL’ he screams a little too passionately and then race is there like ‘am I a joke to you 👁👄👁’

You Belong With Me: Crutchie lives for this song. It’s so fun and he loves humming it and he just- he loves a good classic. He definitely has a Junior Jewels shirt that he got all the newsies to sign. It’s his favourite pyjama shirt.

Breathe: Elmer. Probably cause he has nine siblings and he had to leave them, he was hella close to them so now he’s alone... I’m fine

Tell Me Why: Henry. ‘CAUSE YOURE THE ONLY THING ON MYYYYY MIND’ he does that and points his finger dramatically. I have this weird head canon that he takes SO LONG in the bathroom so he sings into his shampoo bottle and looks in the mirror... yeah it’s a lot.

You’re Not Sorry: Specs. It slaps. So does Specs. In conclusion: yes.

The Way I Loved You: Jack. Now The Way I Loved You is about two people. The one they’re currently with, and the ex. So for him I feel like he’s not really sure what his feelings are doing, so he misses his ex while he’s with his current partner... yikes. Someone get the boy some therapy he needs it.

Forever and Always: Spot. He’s angry. He’s going feral. ‘OhhhHHHHH AND IT RAINS IN YOUR BEDROOM EVERYTHING IS WRONG, IT RAINS WHEN YOURE HERE AND IT RAINS WHEN YOURE GONE’ yeah he’s really into it... like he’s popping off. Specifically that part where Taylor is full on P I S S E D and that high note comes up.

The Best Day: *don’t touch me I’m crying* Katherine (pt 1, yeah she has two songs stfu like you didn’t see that coming) k so she loves the best day cause she ✨lost her mother✨ when she was 14 so uhhh, she just likes it cause it reminds her of her... which is sad... oh fearless OG came out when her mum was around as well, so when she lost her she probably played The Best Day to cope.

Change: oh all of them I mean have you HEARD it??? ‘It was the night things changed, I can feel it now, all the walls that they put up to hold us back will fall down itS A REVOLUTIONNNNNNNN SO THROW YOUR HANDS UP CAUSE WE NEVER GAVEEEEE INNNNNNNnnnNn *inhales* AND WELL SING HALLELU-‘ yeah it slaps.

Jump Then Fall: SARAH JACOBS!!! It’s so soft and I can BET she kinda sits there quietly watching her SO and then is like ‘holy shit- fuck their laugh- oh my god’ and has moments where she’s like ‘my gosh I love them’ and she’s so comforting and warm. So the whole line ‘I’ll hold you through the night until you smile...’ cause she knows that she wants to fall in love so bad but she’s also like ‘please don’t be afraid to fall please just love me holy shit I love you’

Come In With The Rain: gosh idk they all scream the chorus at the top of their lungs (there are so many tracks on this album I’m just going to have to skip songs where I can’t think of anyone 🧍‍♀️

There’s also probably gonna be a few repeats

Superstar: Pulitzer thinking about Teddy Roosevelt 😏

Today Was A Fairytale: Albert, he deserves a happy song. After a happy date he dances around the room singing it, until someone knocks on the door and he’s like ‘shit they heard me’

Mr Perfectly Fine: ohhhhhhhHHHH KATHERINE MY QUEEN. She’s p i s s e d. She’s m a d. She’s p a s s i o n a t e. She’s also still with Jack at the time so he’s like ‘wtf’ scared for his life- then he uhhhh breaks up with her... cause of valid reasons and is ok but still broken and that takes her love for the song to a whole new level cause she always got it but never got it. Not she’s on the verge of smashing a vase as she screams it.

We Were Happy: ✨newsbians✨ just for the line ‘talking bout your daddys farm we were gonna buy some day’. Idk if I ever like- posted about it but Chandler @tarantulas4davey and I had a wholeeee thing for cottage core Kath and Sarah so yk

Don’t You: Jack. He’s a mess. Wbk.

Bye Bye Baby: Race. he just wants to live that main character life cause he’s dramatic so... ‘it wasn’t just like a movie, the rain didn’t soak through my clothes, down to my skin’ honestly same. What a mood.

Love story Remix: THEYRE ALL VIBING

Anyway, in conclusion: yeehaw.

Stream Fearless Taylors Version. Please send in asks asking to elaboration or something if you want to :)