#absolutely OBSESSED. with their dynamic

[saym0-0]

angelina and john jacob i may be a little bit in love with you both

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Why does mxtx keep writing omega coded men and then announcing that they’re the top?? Not that I mind them being top?? But?? Binghe and Hua Cheng are so obviously bottom enthusiast, and Lan Wangji carnally desires being railed by Yilling Laozu, but these poor men are cursed to lives of top-hood.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[cuubism]

the fact that moash was one of the last to come to kaladin's side but then became kaladin's best friend who tried to turn him morally then tried to kill him and then moash was caught by leshwi and then killed her and then leshwi brought moash into odium's service and then moash erased his emotions to try to be free of kaladin's shadow and took up the windrunner honorblade in direct opposition to kaladin's living windrunner shardblade and killed jezrien directly leading to kaladin having to become a herald later and then leshwi became kaladin's direct rival-slash-soulmate-slash-only person who could maybe defeat him in combat and then moash tried to get kaladin to kill himself and then leshwi claimed the right to kaladin's life since he killed her before and then she saved his life and then moash/vyre (who she helped create) tried to destroy kaladin's life again and get him to turn to odium and then leshwi turned against odium and then kaladin saved her life and then moash became the living investiture inversion of kaladin-as-the-windrunner-herald while leshwi gave up her windrunner-adjacent powers entirely to be free while moash tried to convince himself he was free but wasn't and the way they both want kaladin dead but not really but leshwi will only accept killing kaladin herself and moash will only accept kaladin killing himself while kaladin doesn't really want either of them dead but is constantly put in positions where he'll have to try to kill them-- leshwi creating one of the only people capable of killing kaladin while wanting only to kill him herself and moash turning to odium because of kaladin and leshwi turning against odium because of kaladin and moash's actions leading directly to kaladin swearing the third and fourth ideals and beginning to free himself mentally but also leading to him giving up his freedom to become a herald--

these motherfuckers are so goddamned chained and brandon sanderson is creating homoerotic triangles that are beyond human comprehension

[elodieunderglass]

(Killie the jockey OC and his coworkers)

(Killie is absurdly strong! but also - this is important, listen up, Rossa - the instructions are written on the cap)

(As a dual champion flat and jump jockey, Killie is capable of opening jars and also immune to the lure of the single grape)

[srnileforme]

namtanfilm doing the ‘my lips like sugar’ tiktok trend! 😘

[allroseshave-their-pricks]

The difference between the HMC book and movie is so wild like the movie is like

Howl: Sophie, my dearest, please try not to completely ruin my home while I'm away

Sophie: I give no promises my love

And the book is like

Howl: hey PINOCCHIO can you try not to turn the god damn house upside down while I'm out for ONCE?

Sophie: if you mean actually CLEAN THE GOD DAMN HOUSE for ONCE than no, you third rate fuckboy. the garden needs pruning

[nuthong]

I'd like to send an email. Oh, me too.

WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS | EP. 3

[oddthesungod]

they're a little bit fucked up and i love them a lot 🥰

[morrowfel]

Our time is over, my love

[moghedien]

I need to remind everyone that one of the funniest things about Moghedien to me is that she refuses to go to any of the Forsaken group hangs because she's afraid they're all going to kill her if she shows up despite these meetings being one of the few places where you can count on the Forsaken NOT trying to kill each other because its too risky for a full on fight to break out among multiple Chosen.

But Moghedien does apparently meet one on one with at least one other Forsaken in the books because said Forsaken is the one that reports her missing after "missing their meeting" like that was an unusual thing for Moghedien to do and the one Forsaken that we know Moghedien is willing to meet one on one with is Graendal.

[elegy-for-the-present]

George: For me, he's just another racing driver. We obviously had our disagreements at the end of last year and that was a shame it played out that way. But that's life and we're not here to be best friends, we're competitors, we're two of the best racing drivers in the world fighting for a world championship. There's no love lost. (x)

[veerbles]

I know it's certainly been said before, but I just know in my heart of hearts that ronan (impulsive, romantic, religious, all or nothing) woke up with a ring in his palms the morning after he and adam kissed for the first time. and then he probably didn't dream for a while, after his mom and gansey and cabeswater and noah - but once he started again and also started sharing a bed with adam I just know that he dreamt rings again, and I just know at some point adam caught onto it, and I just know adam (practical, logical, love-skeptic, took a year to consider his feelings before making a move) freaked the fuck out. and I think that's hilarious.

[potatobugz]

scene redraw bc i want everyone to know that he said this and this happened

[lambmotifz]

dean canonically objectifies sam almost every chance he gets, genuinely believes sam is his bitch and goes unhinged every time sam tries to get away from him. yet the fandom somehow manages to come to the conclusion that “they’re equally insane about each other” and “there’s mutual attraction between them”

[navykim]

I'm so insane over Dragon Age rn for example

"Sera: Think I could find some Sentinel breeches?

Solas: Do I want to ask what for?

Sera: So I could wear history. On my butt. Butt history. (Laughs.)"

AND THEN HE PROCEEDS TO WEAR THE FANCY VERSION OF SAME SENTINEL BREECHES

LOOK ME IN MY EYES AND TELL ME HE WASN'T EVEN ONCE HAUNTED BY SERA'S VOICE AND BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER AS HE WAS PUTTING ON THIS ARMOR

AND TELL ME THAT SERA DIDN'T IF A BIT RELUCTANT FIND IT (the idea of him wearing this) HYSTERICAL