#actual twin jades

[areuils]

I can’t tell if this is bleed over from cql being cql (I don’t care enough about cql outside of it being an idol drama of pretty boys) but people don’t seem to understand what ‘going where the chaos is’ means. It’s going around helping the average person with menial tasks because they need help. It’s not going around fighting dangerous threats the majority of the time. It’s putting a non harmful soul to rest so they can enter the reincarnation cycle. It’s tasks most cultivators ignore because it’s too mundane. No novel quotes because I don’t carry a pdf of mdzs with me but WWX doesn’t call it boring and say he prefers more exciting fare for no reason.

Propaganda about LWJ not being the goodest bestest boy is truly going too far

[twistedappletree]

Lan Xichen: and what should you do when you’re feeling sad?

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying

Lan Xichen: *sprays him with a squirt bottle* NO

[merakiui]

Okay speaking of magical girls.... Evil villain tako that has a crush on the cute magical girl at NRC but he doesnt know shes the magical girl that's trying to thwart his evil plan of taking over sage's island mwhaha

YES YES YES. And every week he gets his ass handed to him. You're determined to keep Sage's Island safe!!!! He's trying to get to know you through the fights. The (one-sided) sexual/romantic tension is too much. Tako who flirts at every chance during your fights... you genuinely want to take him out (defeat him), but he wants to take you out (on a date). And it's so obvious he's down bad for you, but you have no idea he's Azul Ashengrotto (your fellow classmate) and he has no idea of your identity either. Azul's trying to balance his love for the magical girl he fights on weekends and his darling classmate who he sees during the week hehe. How fortuitous that they are the same person.

Please imagine that trope where the villain ensnares the hero in tentacles, but it ends up looking more erotic than threatening....... orz evil villain tako whose tentacle is holding you upside down by the ankle and he's monologuing about how he'll take over the island and you'll get to watch, powerless against him. But then he looks at you and your skirt has flipped up and he's granted a gratuitous panty shot!!!!!!! Tako who gets a nosebleed on the spot. He's such a loser pervert. <3

Omg omg or you're squirming in the tentacles and ranting about how you'll get him for this, but Azul's trying so hard not to give into the horny thoughts because the way the tentacles are looped around you and squeezing is so attractive to him.

Like that one scene where Stocking's fighting the octopus ghost LOL.

[cutsleevecultivation]

Zewu-jun as the Ophelia painting by John Everett Millais for his birthday! The Lord of Munificent Waters indeed

Robes based off these extremely cool re-designs by @tbgkaru-woh

[horizon-penblade-art]

has anyone done this yet

[image ID: drawings of gem versions of the hermitcraft recap team. pix is a dumortierite, sloy/zloy is an unakite, and lyarrah is an anyolite.]

[acequinz]

Me lying in my bed smiling to myself knowing that Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen truly got along well with their mutual respect and trust.

Because even post time-skip Lan Wangji very obviously estranged from the clan yet sticking around enough and approaching Lan Xichen with doubts regarding JGY's actions without any hesitation and Lan Xichen despite his distrust of Wei Wuxian giving them a chance cause he wouldn't completely shut down his brother and gives him a chance to prove their point.

And before anyone comes at me with the whole LWJ was still punished, of course he was punished even the sect leader is not above the sect laws in Lan sect. That's why Qinghen-jun was under seclusion as well, it was why their mother had to be in seclusion and in the end Lan Xichen also punished himself with seclusion at least.

[0ann3]

quick drawing of Genderbent!Octatrio (´∀`)

[demigodwitchdw]

This is my new Twisted OC!

Her name is Kya and she would be part of Octavinelle if she weren't stuck in Ramshackle! Her best subject is potionology. She's an academic perfectionist and is almost as serious as Riddle when it comes to getting good grades in her classes. She's not much of a photographer and often forgets the ghost camera in her dorm. Azul has been trying to get her to sign a contract with him so he can get her photographic memory, but she refuses since that's her biggest asset. She also has the biggest crush on Silver, but tries her best to hide it(and fails miserably). Thankfully, Silver's about as oblivious as it comes when it comes to other people's feelings. Kya also loves to get into mischief with Ace and Deuce while also acting like their mother to help them study.

Link to the picrew I used cause I can't draw:

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1407730

[leeyd]

I don't have anything to do today so i decide to do this haha :')

template by Caycaybf in twitter

[selfinserttothestars]

I apparently wrote this on July 4th of last year. It’s almost been a full year since I started playing Twisted Wonderland and that’s wild to me. I just live here now lmao anyway here’s wonderwall—

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It was unusual for her not to leave her last class of the day without at least Deuce by her side but there was some important Heartslabyul meeting that he and Ace had to attend. They couldn’t be late and Chris was understanding of this. Riddle would have their heads if he was in a bad enough mood, and no one wanted to risk anymore of that. Jack had a different class than the trio for their last period, so Chris was walking on her own. The hallway wasn’t complete empty as there were students sprinkled around here and there minding their business, but it was much less crowded than it was throughout the day. Chris hummed a tune as she carried what had been dubbed “the bubble” on her back. It was just a cat carrier for Grim to sit in, but calling it “the bubble” was much funnier. Grim would normally complain about the bubble and just how humiliating it was for a “great mage” to be carried around in such a thing, but today he was quiet. Chris had to keep him awake until the final bell but once he was free to rest he didn’t hesitate. Grim slept peacefully to the muffled sounds of Chris’s tune and the gentle sway of her paces. It was nice for both of them. Chris was slow to walk down a set of stairs so not to disturb the sleepy creature and jostle him awake, but each step made her lag behind most of her schoolmates. Eventually everyone seemed far enough away that she felt safe enough to bring her humming to quiet singing. Someone would have to be fairly close to hear her words.

”Cruel and cold like winds on the sea,

Will you ever return to me?”

Since her latest Crowley-assigned-odd-job regarding the Housewarden of the Octavinelle Dorm, she’d been recalling ocean related songs. Having been in the ocean for a while had really brought out her inner siren… or something. She couldn’t recall how she knew the handful of shanties that she did, but there was really no point in fretting about it. They sounded nice, so why not sing them when given the chance.

“Over waves and deep in the blue,

I will give up my heart for you.”

Chris turned the corner without looking. It had already become muscle memory for her, so she hardly had to check where she was going. She knew her way out of the school and to her dorm. It was almost mindless at this point. So much so that she hardly noticed her own footsteps.

Or anyone else’s.

”Come my love, be one with the sea.

Rule with me for eternity.”

Suddenly the song, along with her steps were briskly put to a halt. She’d bumped into someone when her guard was down but quickly snapped back to reality, stumbling back in the process.

“Sorry! I’m sor—“

She looked up to see an all too familiar figure turn to look at her.

Floyd.

“Was that you, shrimpy?” He mused, a smile spreading across his face. He laughed as his twin, only a few steps ahead of him, turned to see what had just happened.

Jade.

Both of them.

“Are you two alright?” The other boy asked, stepping back to be as uncomfortably close to Chris as his brother. She felt as though she had rapidly shrunk. There was no ill will between them, but Chris couldn’t shake the feeling of danger she felt whenever they approached. This time she was alone. No one could save her.

“Did you hear shrimpy?” Floyd asked, turning to his brother. “He was singing!”

“That was him?” Jade asked, bemused by the idea.

Chris didn’t dare make a sound.

“Yeah! Maybe Azul shoulda had him give his voice as collateral instead of the dorm when they made that contract.” Floyd laughed at his own joke, but this only reinforced the fear that was already brewing inside of Chris. Jade finally turned his attention to her.

Oh no.

“What my brother means to say is: you have a lovely voice.” He began. “Besides, we’d have no practical use for it.”

Not as reassuring as he might have thought, but there wasn’t much that either of them could say that could convince Chris not to run at the first chance she’d get.

“But you heard him right?” Floyd said, getting his brother’s attention again. “He almost sounded like a—“

Somewhere a pair of lightbulbs flickered on, illuminating what was once hidden.

Girl. Chris sounded like a girl.

The duo looked back at Chris only to see that she was already darting back around the corner she came from. They could hear Grim’s muffled shouting from his bubble, as he was definitely awake now. She was a good distance away by the time the two wordlessly agreed to go after her. They had so many questions now, and there was always a bit of fun to a chase, right?

“Wait up!”

“Come back!”

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Also for anyone who’s wondering, this is the bubble:

[almostaccurateninjagoquotes]

Lloyd: What are you doing here? Harumi: I could ask you the same question. Lloyd: I live here. This is my house. Harumi: I should probably ask you a different question.

[henfox]

elliot wouldn't hurt his sister.

[merakiui]

get ready mera tomorrow is the day you will expect me camping in ur inboxes bcs the horny demons WILL have me by the neck

being made into a marionette/puppet/doll by the fellow guy and having all emotion draining in poor reader’s eyes!! they’ll be so pretty!! the “princess of the circus” !! an eye candy for the audience (and the boys especially) and at the end of the show, you will be giving them “special services” fellow being paid to have you give all the boys head!! heck have your holes stuffed to the brim by ALL of them at once!! and maybe behind the scenes, fellow will have a taste himself 🤭

HAVE A GREAT DAY MERA AAAA WILL COME BACK TO SCREAM SOME MORE!! 😫🫶🏻💕💕❤️❤️❤️

HI HI, LOVELY ANON!!!! 💖💖 omg,,, your thoughts are so good. I am ready for you to camp in my inbox. I will set up the tent for you and include many luxuries so the camping experience will be enjoyable!!!!

But omg the thought of being turned into a mindless sex doll for the boys and you can't complain or fight back. You're so pliable and obedient; it's in your nature to serve them and be fucked by them. <3 since Playful Land is a place in which you can indulge in fun day after day, why would any of the guys ever want to leave? Some of them (Trey, Leona, Cater, Jack, etc) are hesitant. Of course they want to use you, fuck you, kiss you, stuff you full, and do so many things they may not be able to do at school, but part of them knows this isn't the real you and you're just being controlled by Fellow. But time passes in Playful Land and eventually, whether they wanted to resist or not, they'll fall into Fellow's palm and indulge in you and your body. :) it's only a matter of time before the obsession wins out over restraint.

I think Fellow likely fucks you way before the rest get their chances. >:D he wants to have his fun first. Omg just imagine how many possibilities that opens up for Leona and Fellow rivalry. Two beastmen, one of them a sly fox and the other a protective lion, and they both want you. 😵‍💫 Leona respects you, of course, but he has to stake his claim to ensure that Fellow guy won't take what rightfully belongs to the king. >:(

[piiinkfreak]

Lil MDZS sketches !! Just some Lan jades and my boy Wei Wuxian!

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[astro-candii]

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLL

[unfamd]

the thing abt wangxian is they're both category five Sad Bois for like the whole of their respective upbringings but for like, equal and opposite reasons. like wwx is an orphan and semi-sort-of-adopted (????) and has capital letter Issues, but he's also learnt to cover up every single negative emotion he experiences by immediately pushing it into Being Funny and Annoying To Anyone With the Misfortune to Encounter Him. and lwj is like, the kind of sad that makes support dogs run up to him bc they can sense emotional distress and he is a walking black hole of undefined yearningTM.