steddie fake dating au that starts because robin’s mom keeps pushing for her and steve to get together and robin gets so fed up that she yells, “it’s not gonna happen because some people are gay, mom!”
and upon seeing the utter horror and fear on her face, steve swoops in and says he’s the one who’s gay. cue mr. and mrs. buckley, local hippies, attempting to show how supportive they are, and all the while steve gets eddie to agree to fake date to get the buckleys to prove they’re safe, so that robin will feel comfortable enough to come out to her parents.
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the canon of dunmeshi makes it easy to imagine farcille with marcille as the perpetually pining party ready and willing to violate the most fundamental laws of nature for the woman she is utterly, irrevocably in love with. but.
the idea of marcille doing everything she does under the impression that falin is just her dearest most special friend that she loves with the normal platonic intensity of all girl besties while newly re-resurrected falin is shaking laios in their shared bedroom at the earliest opportunity trying to spark their two brain cells together to figure out if marcille, who she has been desperately crushing on since magic school, is actually in lesbians with her and just denser than a neutron star is infinitely funnier so that's the version of reality i subscribe to
(to sweeten the pot this makes marcille being obsessed with romantic drama and effortlessly spinning a character study of chilchuck's wife based solely on two sentences, her knowledge of him as a co-worker, and the power of her own delusions so much funnier too. too busy working that maxed out delusion stat on her unfortunate partymates to look inward for two seconds)
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Angel Dust: "Ya know what your trouble is, toots?"
Vaggie: "You, currently. And usually."
Angel Dust: "Nah nah, I'm talkn' about ya lack of self love!"
Vaggie: "Angel Dust, so help me Charlie- if you tell me to go get myself off-"
Angel Dust: "I would NEVER!"
Vaggie: "Good."
Angel Dust: "That's like, step three on the loving yourself list. Step one for ya is walking around with ya wings out, like ya ain't ashamed of havin' them."
Vaggie: "I AM ashamed of having them?"
Angel Dust: "Well at least ya not in denial over it."
Vaggie: "Why should I love having murder wings. I don't like having murder wings. I fucking murdered people with my murder wings."
Angel Dust: "So? There's more than one way to slay with wings like those~"
Vaggie: "I'm leaving."
Angel Dust: "Did ya even SEE the look Charlie Puff gave ya?"
Vaggie: ".... what look."
Angel Dust: "That look, when you did that biiiiiiiiig stretch and throaty groan after getting beat up by Carmine an' walking home with a shit load of weapons. The look like Charlie was thinkin' about what to EAT that night, if ya know what I mean."
Vaggie: "...."
Angel Dust: "HA! Ya know EXACTLY what I mean, don'tcha!?"
Vaggie: ".... does just seeing someone stretch their wings... does that really do it for people?"
Angel Dust: "Ya ever caught me ogling old Whiskers when he yowls about back pain while actually straightenin' up for a change?"
Vaggie: "Yeah."
Angel Dust: "Yeah~"
Vaggie: "Huh. So, what's step two of the self love thing?"
Angel Dust: "Not haven' to use ya girlfriend as an excuse and reason to love yourself like a dumb lesbian."
Vaggie: "Okay well I give up-"
Angel Dust: "Step six is the BEST sex with said girlfriend that either of ya have EVER had. Like I'm talkn' the mind blown, legs go numb, no one is left standin' for DAYS afterwards kinda s-"
Vaggie: "Angel Dust, stop."
Vaggie: "Let me get a note pad and pen first."
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