#adventures in servering

[choco-court]

adventures in servering part3:

Got an irl friend's help. apparently the Jar file currently up on the MC website is. just fucking broken. and none of this was purr fault, except for a bad decision made while setting up purr laptop that pur's been sitting on like radioactivity in the basement anyway.

[peculiardiction]

Canonically Tim isn’t addicted to coffee but this fucked up energy drink called “zesti” and I think it would taste disgusting, personally

Edit: OKAY! I now know it's not an energy drink!! I've obviously committed the biggest sin on the internet: not knowing a niche piece of information/lh

[ryllen]

nice try

[cak3iscake]

Barbie protagonists but make it My Scene

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

The penultimate part of my story, The House of Glass. Tintin's investigation hits a wall. Follows directly from this!

If you're enjoying this comic, please consider donating to Eyad, he is a father of four trying to evacuate his family from the Gaza strip. His wife Amal, and their kids, Sami (11), Mohammad (9), Sarah (7) and Saad (5) are currently in a displacement school in the Zaytoun area. Eyad has been separated from his family, and is currently living in a tent in the Dier al-Balah area.

His blog is @abosamisblog

[johnnyshrine]

★ 106 // “Emoji”

[fizzsparkpop]

how odd it is to be haunted by someone who is still alive

[supreme-leader-stoat]

At some point I became the unofficial internet bloodhound of my friends' discord server, so every couple of days someone will ping me and hold out a vague description of a particular meme or buried tumblr post or whatever for me to inspect. And then I'll dash off and they hear a keyboard clacking in the distance and I come back a few minutes later dragging the exact thing they were looking for behind me, and they're flabbergasted that I was able to find it every single time. It's really funny.

[csember]

“The bells ring oddly. The mirror flickers. A shadow passes over the canyon walls…”

The world is changing.

Again.

In The Painted Drake, the story doesn’t wait for you. It bends when you step in. Every brushstroke you make, every Quest you complete, every familiar you befriend… it all leaves a mark.

And as for the Boss Quests?

They shift the worldstate itself.

Towns rise or fall.

Magic misbehaves.

Dragons mourn.

The guild hall grows quieter. Or louder. Or hungrier.

You can be the hero that saves the day.

Or the one who pushes the world just a little further into chaos.

Art shapes the story.

Will your art be the one they remember?

Join the adventure: https://discord.gg/XDHeX9K6Aw

[corndog-patrol]

random adventure time scribbles

[choco-court]

okay. OK.

Now opening the jar file with "Java(TM) SE Platform Binary" IS an option, but when pur clicks it, both with and without Just Java installed, it gives purr a Java Exception error.

Court tried to google this, but everything that comes up is for people who know coding and stuff, not an ameature minecraft server host.

[voidedtea]

[ID in alt]

my pieces for @strawberrij's thespius fashion zine!! quite the endeavour and adventure that turned out pretty neat i think :]

special thanks go to @ratchetclankarecute for posing/cloth references + the bulk of the image descriptions! that first image would Not have happened without them <3

[citricacidprince]

Pros of letting me into your Adventure Time discord sever, i draw dumb shit like this

Cons, I won’t shut the fuck about silly things and will comically blow you up constantly :] 💥💥💥

Drawing based on this post!

[stubz]

"CAPTAIN!" Calis bursted through the doors panting.

"Yes, Calis?"

"Ki- The humans...the human!" they panted.

"The humans?"

"Yes! I have...urgent news about them. Everyone, out."

The control goes quiet. All eyes on the captain and his second in command.

"Give the room to me and Commander Calis." When everyone leaves he sighs and takes a seat in his chair.

"Captain...the human has betrayed us. My scouts who follow General Morbius spotted Kim along with several other humans conversing with him. Numerous times have they seen them together...surely they have betrayed us."

The Captain looks at Calis and pulls out a drink. He sips it. "What I'm about to tell you does not leave this room." He motions for them to sit.

Calis sits and accepts the drink offered by their Captain. Strong yenx.

"When we discovered that Morbius was feeding classified information to enemy forces we had you follow him with your best scouts. And for a time that was sufficient...until recently." Calis nods.

They stopped the general from leaking information but they still have yet to gather enough evidence to charge him with treason. Not only that but he has gotten more cautious and rarely leaves his home when not at work.

"Well we went through the data base of the Coalition looking for clues or evidence to use when I stumbled upon Kim Greene's file. Here," he hands them the electronic document. "you'll see why Kim, along with some other humans, are conversing with the general so much."

Calis read over the document. At first glance it was nothing special. References, personal information, education, etc. normal things. Until they saw the green triangle next to one of the interview questions.

"...Why is she marked down for secret intelligence? In brackets, honorary...what is a honorary secret intelligence?"

"It's because she along with all the other humans you spotted have experience in befriending the enemy in order to report them to their superiors.

During her interview we asked about what was the toughest thing she had to do at her previous job.

The previous child centre she worked at had several people who were spreading false accusations against their fellow co-workers. One even falsely accused her mentor of illegal activity."

"At a child centre??"

"Yes, I can't believe it either. Carrying on, she was rather quiet at the time and always did her duty with a smile so the enemy ignored her. She used that to become a spy of sorts for her superiors who she respected very much.

Eventually she managed to gather enough information for them that they managed to fire and report the enemies to the proper authorities."

"Are the other humans like this?"

"In a way yes. Steven Smith one of our cafeteria chefs, worked at a restaurant as a waiter and has the patience of a god. He can be belittled, insulted, and be stuck in a never ending conversation that would rot your braincells without cracking."

"Something that would be perfect for the general."

"Indeed. Rebecca Cheng, worked at a cleaning service company and has mastered the art of being unseen whenever she wishes. She has caught several of her employers doing illegal acts or being unfaithful to their spouse simply because they forgot all about her.

And that's just the first few, we have at least a dozen of humans like them who are capable of hiding their presence while at the same time capable of 'befriending' the most unpleasant, foul, and infuriating beings."

"I shudder at the thought of going through the training they went through to achieve this."

The Captain regretfully shakes his head. "This wasn't training Commander...this was them adapting so that they may survive."

[johnnyshrine]

★ 082 // “YIPPEE!”

[elbdot]

Not a ask but since I read El's Alolan Adventures I started to like Golisopod especially because of Guzma and El, I had a low opinion of him but now I added him to my team during my Island Challenge and I love him with all my heart❤️

Her name is Sally🥰

Thanks Guzma and El✌️

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 🥹😭🥰 THANKS FOR SHARING THIS WITH ME I'm so happy to know El and Guzma could introduce you to an awesome big bug like that :DD SALLY - WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BIG STRONG GIRL, I'M A HUGE FAN ALREADY