#agrajag

[fleetn-crab85]

In honor of towel day, I happily present The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as textposts part eleven!

Some of these formatted strangely so click for better quality!

Previous Installments: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11

[jowsh44]

OMG THATS WHY THE BOWL OF PETUNIAS SAID “Oh no, not again”. IM SO DUMB

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[necromycologist]

waight. i may be stupid

[aziraphales-library]

Hello! Do you have any fics of Aziriphale and Bildad the Shuite?

Thanks

Hi! Here are some Bildad fics...

You here for shoes, or babies? by nightbloomingcereus (T)

Aziraphale needs someone to repair his vintage brogues. The new cobbler (and midwife?) who's opened up shop in Soho might be just who he's looking for.

Just Dandy by SassAsAFreeAction (T)

Aziraphale is no longer a stranger to food. He regularly goes to taverns and restaurants. One night though he finds that his server has accidently given him a glass of wine to go with his meal. One sip couldn't possibly hurt though.

Bildad and the Ox Rib by agrajag (E)

"Are you trying to tempt me?" Aziraphale asked, and Crowley had to fight the urge to laugh. Oh, he'd been trying to temp the angel for? Oh, a thousand or so years? Give or take? But he had learned his lesson. Aziraphale was too pure of heart to consort with a demon -- or he actually was not interested in Crowley the way that Crowley was interested in him. Crowley had to hope, but he wasn't going to wait around forever. (Even if they technically had forever.) His patience was wearing thin like butter being scraped uselessly over toast, not that Aziraphale would understand the comparison. While Crowley might not have been what Aziraphale desired, Crowley still cared for him far too much to watch the angel lead such a drab, joyless existence. Hence the ox ribs.

An Angel with Questions, a Demon with Answers by LemonTart (E)

After a night spent devouring ox ribs, Aziraphale experiences strange new sensations in his body. He puts himself into Crowley’s demonic hands to help decipher these alarming new tingles and twitches.

Drunken Revelation by parabasis (M)

“Crawley, I think I will accept that drink now,” Aziraphale said with a smile on his face that didn't quite reach his eyes. “Isn't that what humans do? Drink when they're feeling sad?” Aziraphale and Crawley get drunk, things get a bit out of hand, and they come to some realisations about the nature of their partnership.

The Demon Midwife by Mensa_Chickens (T)

Bildad the Shuhite pretended to be an obstetrician so hard that she actually became one. Or Crowley decides to take on a job as a midwife. The repercussions of this decision will be much greater than she ever anticipated.

- Mod D

[holisticpippin]

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO DIRK GENTLY: ALL THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE REFERENCES I'VE NOTICED IN DIRK GENTLY'S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY (a.k.a. everything is connected)

(spoilers)

this took a good couple of hours and I tried to do this in order; buckle up!!

SEASON 1:

the posters on the windows as todd is walking by the convenience store place has a silhouette of a falling whale, what I assume is a reference to the infinite improbability drive whale, and an ad that says "zaphod," a reference to zaphod beeblebrox (s1e01 'horizons')

(also todd's stance here is so funny to me)

the rowdy 3, consisting of four (and later five) members, could be a reference to how the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is called a trilogy that happens to consist of 5 books ("there are four of them!" "I'm wildly aware")

one of the screens in the death maze has the number 42 on it (s1e04 'watkin')

SEASON 2:

there are 42 blackwing subjects

farah's awesome jacket with "D Adams" on it and the number 42 (multiple episodes)

the boretons' dog is named agrajag, which is the entity that arthur dent accidentally kills in every incarnation. unfortunately he dies here too (multiple episodes)

in the tree car, farah remarks that "the odometer's only on 42 miles" (s2e02 'fans of wet circles')

the book francis cardenas has by him as he's having the nightmare that says "PANIC!" on the cover (in what can only be large, unfriendly letters), with the subtitle "attack devil dolphins." (s2e07 'that is not miami')

the executioner guy in wendimoor calling dirk a "hoopy frood" as he helps him unload the scissor blade things (s2e08 'little guy, black hair')

the blackwing phone number on the business card, "555-424-2424" with a wild amount of 42s (s2e09 'trouble is bad')

dirk telling himself "don't panic" before jumping into the portal (s2e09 'trouble is bad')

[totheidiot]

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy for the fandom ask:)

AAA 100% was hoping someone would ask for this fandom so so so let's go let's go

favorite male character : judging by my blog theme, it should be obvious... marvin the paranoid android, my beloved... i feel so deeply for his character, i think about him all of the time...

favorite female character : favorite character of the entire series, the one and only tricia marie macmillan. my only gripe ever with the series is how it handles trillian in particular. by far, she was the smartest person in the entire main cast. the curse of being a female character in classic science fiction series 😔😔😔😔

least favorite character : i have no idea about this... I enjoyed every character in the series very wholeheartedly. the main cast of arthur, ford, marvin, zaphod and trillian, all the other side characters.

favorite ship : forthur, of course, never misses. but surprisingly, I really like zaphod x trillian as well, they have so much potential and they are worth developing. if i ever wrote a ship!fic for h2g2 (specifying ship!fic, because i have particular moods where i feel like writing a gen marvin-centric fic and one of these days, i might just give in), i would wrote for them.

favorite friendship : though forthur is my favorite romantic ship, i like their friendship too much. they are one of those parings that are compelling in both a romantic and platonic context. alternatively, i also like zaphod's dynamic with literally anyone.

favorite quote : h2g2 has such BANGER quotes, i have to make a top 3 list for this question. three of my favorite quotes in no particular order:

the obligatory "the story so far: in the beginning the universe was created. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"now the world has gone to bed / darkness won't engulf my head / i can see by infrared / how I hate the night. / now i lay me down to sleep / try to count electric sheep / sweet dream wishes you can keep / how i hate the night - marvin."

"there is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. there is another which states that this has already happened.

worst character death : MARVIN'S DEATH. IT AFFECTED ME IN A WAY NO WILL EVER UNDERSTAND. bro was not present the entire so long and thanks for all the fish book and in the LAST FEW CHAPTER HE SHOWS UP. ONLY TO DIE. it was so tragic to me, "i think i feel good about it" right after "we apologize for the inconvenience." if i think too much of his death, i will cry.

this made me so happy you have no idea moment : an odd scene to be happy about but that marvin lullaby scene in life, universe and everything. for a non-marvin option, another one of my favorite moments is the one at the end of the restaurant at the end of the universe where the scrabble pieces spell out "what do you get if you multiply six by nine"

saddest moment : marvin's death but also the whale and petunia scene. that scene with the sperm whale should not BE THAT SAD. this series is one of my favorites and i will remember a detail from it and i will be more at awe and more in love with these books. like the thought process of the bowl of petunias like "curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was oh no, not again. many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.” AND NOW THAT IN LIFE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING, WE KNOW THAT IT WAS ONE OF AGRAJAG'S REINCARNATIONS.

favorite location : i have got to be 100% honest... i do not understand the different locations in this series at all. like the whole deal with krikkit and milliways just went right over my head. just to answer this question, let's just go with magrathea because that's really important.

[reddie-ao3feed]

Zoom Movie Night

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/DZ0ER3B by agrajag Bev giggled as Patty told her husband to be nicer to his friends and Ben promised Bill he'd help him with default settings next time he was in town and Mike was informing them about the locations where the crew had filmed the movie they had planned to watch, and Richie felt overwhelmed with love. He almost couldn't believe he was allowed to have this again. When his memories had come flooding back while they were in Derry, of course all he wanted was to wrap the Losers up and keep them safe forever. He never wanted to forget them ever again, and if that had meant fighting that stupid fucking clown, than Richie had supposed he couldn't run. Miraculously, they had defeated Pennywise. Richie had his best friends back, and now they were having a Zoom movie night. It was all so normal, and that was exactly what Richie needed. Now that Bill's sound was working, there was only one thing missing. Words: 1011, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 7 of Reddie Week 2024 Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, The Losers Club (IT) Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Movie Night, Non-Sexual Kink, Light Bondage, Richie Tozier Has ADHD, Past Drug Addiction read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/DZ0ER3B

[best-plant-bracket]

after much procrastination, i shall finally reveal the bracket character list

audrey ii - little shop of horrors (15) charley - ace attorney (7) flowey - undertale (3) the great deku tree - the legend of zelda (3) pando - irl (3) planty the potted plant - phineas and ferb (3) reginald bushroot - darkwing duck (3) the tree that owns itself - irl (3) breath of evil - wings of fire (2) the giving tree - eponymous (2) hestu - the legend of zelda (2) jabe - doctor who (2) lisa the plant - life is strange (2) methuselah (the old one) - irl (2) stray cat - jojo’s bizarre adventure (2) telperion - the silmarillion (2) leafy - bfdi (2) agrajag - hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy (1) baby melon - steven universe (1) baby groot - mcu (1) biollante - godzilla v. biollante (1) the blessed eternal - wolf 359 (1) bob - veggietales (1) bradley - milo murphy’s law (1) dr. brewer’s clone - goosebumps (1) cactuar - final fantasy (1) some cactus? - twilight (1) cagney carnation - cuphead (1) cleopatra - the addams family (1) cosmo - sonic x (1) cowplant - the sims (1) crowley’s plants - good omens (1) cup shaped cotyledon - irl (1) daisy - oswald (1) eurydice - hades (1) fern - adventure time (1) flower - bfdi (1) grandmother willow - pocahontas (1) henry crabgrass - critical role (1) hyperion - irl (1) john steinbeck - bungou stray dogs (1) kodama mother tree - princess mononoke (1) laputa tree - castle in the sky (1) larry - veggietales (1)  laurelin - the silmarillion (1) locacaca - jojo’s bizarre adventure (1) the mallory tree - lord of the rings (1) ozga - oz (1) petey piranha - super mario (1) plants in pants - tumblr (1) pumpkin - steven universe (1) rosemon - digimon (1) rumor weed - veggietales (1) stick - stormlight archive/the cosmere (1) sun tree - critical role (1) superman - irl (1) tree - bfdi (1) treebeard - fangorn (1) vash the stampede - trigun (1) venus mcflytrap - monster high (1) whispy woods - kirby (1) wormwood - don’t starve together (1) yumyulack - solar opposites (1)

please tell me if there are any errors in this listing but please don’t tell me if anyone got in that would break the rules. some of them probably do. just vote against them i’m tired

[jackthebard]

WIP Game

Tagged by both @malatruse and @thevampireauthoress

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP list, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it. And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Let it Byrne Part 2 - This Thing of Ours

Buyers and Cellars Part 2 - In Her Majesty's Service

When You're A Stranger Book 4

Ambrosia

Project Agrajag

Lucas Esbensen, Antisocial Vampire

The Diary of Tom Marcone

Deep Blue

And fuck it, I don't know how many people I can actually tag in this. @iiphides @fernal-red @oranguin @friendlybatteringram @mias-back-from-the-dead @nb-fish @hexcrow

[kadebronson]

based on a tweet about stede still not quite realizing that ed didn't just happen upon the ship he was bleeding out on

[templeofshame]

i was feeling like the spot / bagel situation has slight agrajag vibes but like, not really enough to have anything to say about it. but with the prominence of 42 i’m like... but maybe though

[fuckblast]

The bowl of peonies (agrajag) thinking "oh bugger not again" or whatever specifically it was in hitchhikers guide remains the best throwaway joke payoff I think I've ever encountered

[theygotlost]

watching dghda again. why is the random ladys dog named agrajag you might as well tell me to go fuck myself

[clockworkcheetah]

i forgot the dog is called agrajag