Glenn Yong and Apple Chan have my heart while ah girls go army have my brain.
I love Joey and Amanda and Yuan and everyone and Princess I LOVE THEM ALL.
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Chris threw in the last towel for his burgeoning line of men's underwear after learning his boyfriend Brad sourced the prototypes by purchasing them directly from SKIMS.
Finally connecting why they took a sheet to the beach that one day, Brad found it difficult to pay attention to a lecture on copyright infringement from someone involved in such an oversight debacle. It was also hard not to wonder what the grey skintight suit might look like wet.
Brad was far from alone. Everyone in the closest row of cabana's would hold their breath every time Brad took a small step backwards toward the pool in his highly animated and passionate speech oddly championing someone with billions, a team of lawyers, and the law already in their favor.
She was also a lawyer herself... or at minimum on her way. It was difficult to keep up with bar exam news between Klhoe's lackluster clap back's and finding yourself justifying why not a single man has managed to remain on the show despite secretly feeling not so hot about that. It was a lot with nowhere to go, especially considering the level of sophistication fronted.
Brimming with frustration at his boyfriend's antics, Chris snapped and rushed Brad midsentence to land them both squarely in the pool. Everyone on deck was already on the edge of their seat as they surfaced.
Well… Let's just say Kim K deserves every single dollar she has as the pool deck literally broke out in applause at the sheer glean and mind-blowing accentuation of Brad's perfect nipples. It was breathtaking. It was the only time the two of them wished California was more humid and colder.
Despite the gray suit's flawlessness, Brad and Chris still managed to one up the design. The incident inspired them to launch a new brand of swimwear composed completely of dissolvable materials called ‘Sorry But Not Sorry SKIMMY.’ The initial investor would convince Brad and Chris to shorten the name to ‘But SKIMMY’ to transform it into the ultimate macho answer to the curvaceous clothing line.
Ironically, Brad and Chris’ venture would fail because no one could materialize a profitable dissolvable.
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hi!!! you guys can just call me party (like party poison). I use she/her pronouns! my current interests are emo bands from the 2000s, mainly my chemical romance, fall out boy, ice nine kills, and I'm also interested in gravity falls, hermitcraft/The life series smps, minecraft, marble hornets, horror movies among some other things!
spotify // ao3 // pinterest // letterboxd // spacehey
my current blorbo is patrick from the youngblood chronicles I love him dearly and I hope he suffers forever<3.
blinkes, all made using blinkies.cafe:
sideblogs:
@weallgoalittle-mad-sometimes for whenever i want. kind of Just There for anything i may want to keep seperate from my main blog. normally for personal posts/stuff I want to find easier
@3cheersfrthcarcrashhearts is my emo/scene sideblog. not much there right now but i plan to put it together<33
tagging system under the cut
The Main Tags:
tags i am most active in
me posts-- the posts that I make!
im not asking youre not telling-- my asks tag
ybcpatrick the guy ever-- posts about my Guy (youngblood chronicles Patrick)
vamppete-- vampire pete posting because im in love with him<3
ah yes. posts-- just for posts that i really like<3 mostly textposts
fall out boy is 4 lovers-- my fob tag
love from the otherside (of tumblr)-- for when I reblog from my backup
My Less Active Tags
mp3 for me-- songs that I like
fangs up-- cobra starship posting
my chemical romance is for haters -- my mcr tag
youtube killed the vinestar -- my tag for any videos, which might end up being lots of FOB/MCR/band related videos but What Ever
saving for me-- tag for saving things for me to look at later
masterlists-- post with a bunch of links to helpful things
marbled hornets-- marble hornets tag
the block men-- my mcyt tag for all mcyt stuff
gravity fell into the owl shack -- gravity falls/owl house tag. combining them because I don't have too many posts about them rn
intruder alert-- my mandela catalogue tag
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