#ahaha just kidding... Unless??? 👀👀👀

[evilblot]

Anyways......

[anawrites3]

I want someone (not me) to write a Bodyguard!Sladick fic - but in a very specific way (I'll probs end up writing this unless someone beats me to it (pls beat me to it someone, I can't commit to another WIP))

Basically, someone kills Bruce Wayne. And not because he's batman, but because he's rich af and refuses to sell his land in Gotham (bc yk, bro can't sell the fucking batcave and all his safe houses full of Batmerch). But no one knows who killed Bruce and why but they all believe it's because they found out Batman's identity and needed him out of the way for something.

21 year old Dick Grayson, who hasn't spoken to Bruce or had anything to do with the Batfam for two years, is asked to come back for Bruce's funeral and reading of the Will. Turns out, Bruce left everything - and I mean everything; cape and all - to Dick. Dick is now The Batman, the leader of the JL, the billionaire, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, and also the legal guardian of not one, not two, but three kids. Jason and Tim was understandable, but Bruce never mentioned to Dick about having a kid with Talia al Ghul of all people. In all fairness, Damian was only dropped off at Bruce's feet two months ago. (Note that I'm fucking around with the Batboy's ages. Thus, Jason is 16 (bro died young), Tim is 14(bro was crazy stalking so young), and Damian in 9(bro is just young))

The killer, however, is still at large, and is now targeting Dick, the new Prince of Gotham, and his kids. But Batman (Dick) can't get involved just yet, the Batfam don't know what exactly the killers knows about them and Batman - it's too risky. But Dick can't just not do anything. So he calls the one person he knows will keep his family safe - for the right price, obvs.

Dick has money to play with and Slade loves a good game.

Basically they make a contract that issues Deathstroke as the bodyguard of the Grayson-Wayne Family until Bruce's killer is handled.

Only, Slade comes with his own baggage (aka a 9 yr old Rose Wilson) and Dick is stuck training (aka raising) another kid. But that's fine, because Slade ends up being less of Dick's bodyguard (let's face it, the kid can handle himself), and more of Dick's bodyguard-with-benefits/mentor/business partner/mental-support-bestie/drinking-buddy/private-chef/co-parent/stay-at-home-husband/love-of-his-life.

They get very domestic in this fic. And Slade has to wear a three-piece suit when following Dick around as he plays Gotham's Billion Dollar Prince and Dick can't stop riding him in the back of the Batmobile because Slade looks waaaaay too good in a suit.

But raising kids is hard, especially when you're 21. So Dick faces a lot of challenges in this fic - like his undead brother, Jason, trying to come to terms with Bruce dying right after they started to mend their relationship, and Tim who was just recently fired as Robin after one simple mistake, and his new rage at Bruce for that and dying (he refuses to believe his dead), and fuck - the nine year old assassin and grandson of Ra's al Ghul, Damian, who never truly had the pleasure (misfortune?) of knowing his father. Than there's Rose Wilson, who doesn't really know English all that well and is dealing with the trauma of watching her mother die before her.

So Dick has to really step up - as a business man, as a leader, as Batman, and as a father.

Luckily he's got Slade, who fuck's like he fights. It tuff that Dick is quickly falling in love with Slade, and Rose, who he can't help but see as his kid, too.

Oh I love this idea so much, its great!! I would love to read it as well ahaha and I might write something 👀👀 but it's a big project so I wouldn't be able to do the whole thing

But you can let me know if you have any fav/special scene in mind (or a few 😌) and I might write it. You can also check out my commission info if that's what you'd preffer and you're able to afford it!

I love bodyguard Slade stories, I'm a sucker for those honestly haha and I love how here he's protecting not only Dick but the whole family. And its just so delicious that Dick hasn't talked to Bruce in so long and now he's thrown back into his life- but Bruce is dead and Dick has to take on the mantle and help the city and raise three kids and keep them all alive and not go crazy and-

I love that you're making it even more messy and difficult for Dick by putting Rose in the middle of it too lmao. I can already imagine all the trouble the family would have together

Slade wearing a three piece is a sight and I don't blame Dick at all 🙈🙈 But seriously, I adore their relationship in this, it's so complex and complicated. I can imagine them bonding over some whisky when the kids are deep asleep and Dick getting frustrated with what his life is now and Slade just letting him cry while holding him close AGHH SO GOOD

Thank you for sharing! Again, its a great idea and I'd love to play with it a bit if you allow me 🤗💕

[manyfandomsonelog]

What if we were both in love… ❤️❤️ and you said that you never wanted to see me again… 😭🙅‍♂️ but then immediately couldn’t handle the thought of me actually leaving… 👀👀 and we ended up getting together again… 😍😍 ahaha just kidding… unless…? 😳😳😳

[ghost-yearning]

What if… someone were to lay on me and sleep while i play video games… ahaha just kidding

Unless 👀

[lovelylusts]

hello!!! i love ur blog! i was reading ur kinky bts stuff and it's so good!!! if u don't mind, i'd like to request something kinky about my bias, hobi playing ur ass i mean🥺 without him really fucking u, but things like him eating u out both ways, fingering ur ass, teasing u, dirty talking but not degrading, also spitting on u... ik it's too specific but pls i love these things and hobi sm 😭 it's kinda hard being a hobi stan and not seeing anything like this with him ngl

hehe i love writing and reading abt anal play!! also i’m kinda glad i waiting so long to write this bc since he’s enlisted there’s been a big drought in hobi content :( i miss him so much :(

warnings: dom!hobi, sub!afab!reader, ass eating, unprotected vaginal sex (do not do this unless you’re ready to face the consequences 😤),

this is an ass man!! he just exudes such ass man energy!

he’s always grabbing your ass, even in non sexual contexts like when you’re cuddling, he just really,,, appreciates its existence

the first time he took you from behind he thought he was gonna pass out because wow

so you weren’t necessarily surprised when he suggested trying out some ~back door activities~

y’all both did your research 😤 anal is fun if you do it in a way that minimizes unwanted discomfort!

i think i said this in kinktober but that was a really long time ago so i don’t remember, but he already enjoys eating pussy from behind ,, so why not try the other hole?

he knew you were a bit nervous, just bc you weren’t sure what to expect with some many mixed accounts that you found while doing research, so he rubs your clit a little bit to help you feel more comfortable

but then he kinda just goes for it by pressing his tongue against your tight little hole and licking a stripe

it sends a chill up your spine bc holy fuck that felt really good, it had you begging him to not stop

“aww pretty baby, you like how my tongue feels licking your asshole?”

you felt like you were about to cry honestly it was too good ‼️

he keeps it really messy too, he’ll spit on your hole just so he could watch it flutter around nothing, and then he’ll use his tongue to try to fuck it into your tight opening

he was having so much fun too and he didn’t wanna stop :( but he also was so painfully hard and he needed to be inside you or else he’d die

he keeps you on all fours, admiring your ass <3 before he shoves his cock in your pussy, which is absolutely drenched as the point

while he’s fucking into you he takes his thumb and starts gently rubbing your rim, spreading his saliva around and watching in awe as your hole starts winking at him again

“does my baby want something in her pretty little ass? hm?”

you could barely get out a sentence, just kinda rambling and begging, before he obliges and slips his thumb into your ass

skksldldm you couldn’t breathe this was amazing

especially when he decided to trade his thumb for his middle and pointer finger so he could be even deeper and make you feel fuller

and deeper and fuller it was - you were a shaking mess, the orgasm that was coming out was about to be intense, you could just feel it

“you’re so fucking tight,” he sighs out. “you’re pretty little ass is taking me so well”

after that night he wanted to try it all - buttplugs, anal beads, maybe even his cock one day 😳 ahaha just kidding.. unless… 👀

[sevikasenby]

Imagine getting tag-teamed by Sevika and Ran

Ahaha, just kidding

Unless 👀

unless👀👀

but i need sevika and ran interacting in season 2 like…please

[all-yn-oween]

I saw you reblogged the OC ask game so… I have a few questions :] Don't feel pressured to find an answer for all of them, though! (Also, I'm curious about Barbara and Gilles, so I have some asks for them too 👀)

🥊 - Barbara and Kazimir ✂️ - Gustave and Gilles ✨ - Kazimir (because I'm wondering if you chose his name because of its meaning 👀) 🍎 - Gustave 🙌 - Gustave 🍕 - Jim 🎹 - Jim 💼 - Barbara 🌺 - Gilles 🎯 - Gilles 🍀 - Gilles

Thank you for asking all of that my friend 🫶!!! This is a fun exercise to do XD !!! Im gonna try to find as much answers as I can 👀

🥊- What do [Kazimir and Barbara] love to do? What do they hate?

Aha! I would see Barbara as a dancer, and she is pretty good at it too. Always the first one on the dance floor. What she would hate… I don’t picture her as being a movie fan. She would not like seating for a lot of time. Unless it’s a Mamma Mia movie.

And Kazimir… okay, don’t ask me why —because I couldn’t answer, but I feel like he would be the type to love hanging out with DOGS. Big dogs especially. (He would see videos of people walking and playing with their dogs and get fascinated and smile with sparkles in his eyes, even though he would deny it in front of Death itself.) And what does the man hate to do? Well, a lot of things. He hates iceskating. He is very bad at it— which is probably why he would hate it.

✂️- What is [Gilles’ and Gustave’s] worst memories?

For Gilles, it would be the moment he learnt about his mother’s death, with a letter, while he was away. He hated that he couldn’t do a thing to save her when she needed him.

For Gustave, I’d say when he was a child. He was still living with his parents, and he used to paint a lot at that time. When things became heated for his family after the Revolution and they left their house, Gustave claimed he didn’t want to leave — and moreover not without his paintings. His parents took them all and burned them the night they left.

✨- What is the meaning of the name of [Kazimir]?

Lsnslsndk, yup I did! :> It means “destroyer of the peace”, I thought it suited him well, considering the fact that I created him because I had the idea of one of Ivan’s men fighting with Jim…

🍎- What is [Gustave’s] relationship with his parents?

Oof- bad, very bad… They disagreed on a lot of things, and his parents never supported his decision to come back to Paris, and enroll in the army.

🙌- Does [Gustave] have any siblings?

Nope, he is an only child!! He was very close with his cousins as a kid though, but most of them left France after the 1789 Revolution. He never saw them again afterwards.

🍕- What is [Jim’s] favorite food?

Crêpes. Yes. I mean, that is if we’re considering his life in the modern times. If we get back to the 1920’s, he haven’t gotten the chance to taste them yet, so i dont know really XD…

🎹- What is [Jim’s] hobby?

The man’s would be very curious about music, learn how to play songs on various instruments. And his go-to activity when he can? Origamis. Very calming, if you ask him. Do not let him near papers, or you won’t find them ever again. Or you will, but transformed into a folded pigeon maybe.

💼- What does [Barbara] do for a living?

She would probably work in a restaurant, as a waitress. Just a job to get a good wage, but being an optimistic person, she manages to enjoy it.

🌺- Does [Gilles] have any love interest ?

Ahhh!! No he doesn’t at least not for now !!! 👀

🎯- What does [Gilles] do best?

Solving conflicts, he knows how to stay calm and focused in tensed situations. Quite the diplomat and he hates arguments— so he learnt to work around it.

🍀- What originally inspired [Gilles]?

Ahaha… Well, I was looking through my Pinterest feed. It was the moment where I started to read things about the Empire and how its army was composed, … . So Pinterest heard me, and showed a few paintings of soldiers wearing a braid… yes. That’s how it started 😂…

[bucket-of-amethyst]

Tangdubs is just two loud, tiny dogs that sound like they're full of anger and hatred when I'm reality they're full of love

Yes I did describe them like that just so I could call Tango a purse dog <3

... What if we kissed... 😳😳 And we were both purse dogs 🐕 🐕 in the same purse 🤭🤭 ahaha just kidding 🤪🤪 ...... Unless.. 👀👀

[bella-daonna]

What if… you were the queen of the seelie court… and I was a filthy peasant… and we kissed in your summer garden… ahaha just kidding!!!

Unless…? 👀

[enchanted-tatas]

Ahaha what if a made a clown trollsona lorekeeper to align with my clurch origins thoughts

[michaels-two-dads]

Is it that time again to ask for new fic recs or you got nothing

I have a few! Not many though, I’m so behind on fics

Presidency era c!Beeduo fic by beloved mutual girlbossjackie, 10/10 would highly recommend

c!Beeduo marriage reveal to Techno fic! I can never get enough of them

I’ve already recced this, but, seriously, READ standing at a lightswitch, I’m absolutely obsessed with it

[katonshoko]

Dark academia, but...darker. hmmm.

[conejossays]

I completely ignored that line the first time I saw it but now the knowledge has been haunting me for days...

[doodlingwitch]

What if..... we stayed trending until after the finale tomorrow... ahaha just kidding... unless..? 👀 /ref

[mirquez]

What if... we all changed our urls... to nascar urls... ahaha just kidding... unless? 👀

[ilikemesometaetaes]

OH MY GOD BABY KISSES OF GRAPHITE IS SO GOOD I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN THE FEELINGS I HAVE RIGHT NOW PLEASE YOU ARE SO TALENTED

the concept of this fic is so unique 😭 sexy brain I guess - I’m obsessed with how you characterised MC in this and how she slowly develops with each feature - I can’t lie when I read the blurb I didn’t expect this. Now I am frustrated I didn’t read this masterpiece earlier. Again i cannot begin to explain how beautiful this piece of work is- literally every part is a work of art I’m so proud of you for this! I like how she kind of reflects you too especially with the not liking kids and liking thunderstorms haha x

No but the way the MC was made as a reflection of JK throughout this - truly meant to be 😭 like even when she gives up when she fully acknowledges he has too but not on her but given up on himself BUT BECAUSE SHE GIVES UP TOO BECAUSE SHE LIVES FOR HIM (and because of him) so poetic oh my.

and apologies if this is not the right place to say it but PONYTAIL JK HE CAN RIP ME APART TO SHREDS AND THE PIERCING - YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST PUT THAT IN THERE AND I’LL BE OK??

AND HOSEOK ‘don’t worry love’ CALL ME LOVE AND I WILL FALL IN LOVE PLEASE THIS MAN IS GOING TO MAKE ME DELUSIONAL 🤭♥️

AND THEN WHEN JK HAD THE AUDACITY TO THINK HE IS NOT LOVABLE OH - it made it even worse when he kind of reflects the jk we see irl with him liking JB and just generally being good at art and everything. That is another thing I love about your writing: how you incorporate these little characterisations into your characters - it just makes it so much more enjoyable to read. BUT THE ANGST IN THIS OH DEAR MY LITTLE HEART CANNOT TAKE IT - it’s so well written especially from the point of jk where he continues to stay in his state of emptiness even after all these years - it just goes to show the power of one’s mind and being helpless and trapped within the confines of your own mind!

And MC too when she fades into nothingness - it kind of felt like she gave up on herself and she also became trapped within her mind- like it truly clicked that she could not do anything for him whilst inside the paper (again this concept is so wild and you have just written something so beautiful)

OH AND WHEN SHE CALLED HIM ‘MY ARTIST’ LIKE NOT EVEN AS HER CREATOR BUT HER OWN MANSSS HER OWN LITTLE ARTIST JK OH MY GOD IM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS I LOVE THIS PAIR SO MUCH I WILL START FIGHTING FOR THEM PLEASE

oh and the smut 👀 absolute perfection. no words. empty mouth (sadly) (jk) (unless...). you never disappoint with this and I can’t lie I do look forward to whenever you write smutty fics ahaha whoops

BUT OVERALL THIS IS A WORK OF ART AND IF I COULD RELIVE THE FEELING THAT THIS GAVE ME WHILST READING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN I WOULD SO LOVE TOO. THE ANGST WAS BEAUTIFUL BUT THE BUILD UP WAS IMMACULATE. THEY BOTH ARE SO PERFECT INDIVIDUALLY AND FOR EACH OTHER AND I CRY FOR JK (oh my and how he has teary eyes like I can just imagine his wide eyes just glistening noooo 😭😭😭) BUT YES THIS IS PERECT THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS AND THIS CONCEPT IS JUST OUT OF THIS WORLD. SUCH A GOOD AUTHOR AND I HOPE YOU PRAISE YOURSELF FOR WRITING THIS (and if you ever get the time I would love to hear your through process or inspo behind this?!).

I LOVE YOU.

I hope you’re looking after yourself tho lovely ♥️♥️

Stay safe cutie xx

HI THERE LOVE! I’M SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT! I was really worried about how this story would settle with my readers, but I’m glad that it’s been received well!

I came up with this idea after watching the music video for Take On Me by aha lol. I watched it for the thousandth time and wondered… hmmm… what was so special about the drawing that it came to life?… and what would happen if the drawing wasn’t able to contact the viewer nor move? (Obviously, because I love angst) What would happen then?

Thus, the idea of KOG was born.

Yes, ponytail Jeon fucking Jungkook can tear people apart… @ressjeon… fuck off.

But yes, the idea of Kook being her artist was always an idea of mine that I wanted to incorporate ever since I started relating Jungkook with Titanic. “Paint me like one of Your French girls.” That type of thing, you know? I wanted to find some way to make it happen without making it too close to Theophany.

To be honest with you, a lot of my smut is inspired by real events… hehe… 😈😏 Ya girl gets some action once in a while.

I hope that KOG is a piece you can read over and over again… I try to make stories that give you a different interpretation every time you read so that they may never get old. One can only wish to achieve that level of artistry.

I can go into more detail about my writing process if you wish, as I do with all of my stories, but I always listen to a certain song when I write my stories. It’s how I make my stories- by envisioning a music video to the songs with our Korean men as the stars with OC.

I hope to hear from you soon, anon. As always, much love! 🖤