#ahaha... yeah ok...

[itsnobodysproblem]

Ok, I thought I'd make one of these too. Mostly to show off my fics. Not masterpieces but I like them. Should I put a little * next to my personal faves..? Yeah why not.

Sherlock & Co:

Ghost of a Christmas Present *

Cutesy Christmas fic in which John is a dummy and loses Sherlock's gift and has to find a worthy replacement asap. 4k, G.

Untethered *

Big angst. John's out with friends when he recieves some very worrying texts from Sherlock. (don't make me say it.) 8k, M.

I won't lose you, will I?

The boys split up while chasing a suspect. Sherlock hears a gunshot. Angst ensues. 3k, T.

One evening, two blankets

A quiet moment, in 221b. Sherlock is sad, for no reason. John checks on him. 1k, G.

If I didn't know before *

Obligatory post-dancing men fic! After the confrontation with Slaney, Sherlock thinks John is scared of him. John thinks Sherlock just needs his space. 14k, T.

Be my- (Valentine?)

Mariana thinks Sherlock is in love with John. Sherlock does want John for himself, so she must be right. Right? 4k, G

Acd Holmes:

"Last Words"

Whump. After a disagreement with Watson, Homes goes out to test a theory on his own. Hours pass. He should've been back by now. Watson starts to worry. 10k, T.

Ehem anyway if you like one of my fics and feel like uh sharing your thoughts you should totally do that I love reading them and I'll probably end up yapping about said fic probably ehem yeah what who said that

Sh&co fic recs here. My GO fics + Sh&Co Mailbag questions list + some of my Sh&Co theories and reactions under the cut

Good Omens

It's Aziraphale's turn to think Crowley is dead. Set in an imagined S3. 2k, T.

Tiny fic inspired by a theory I had for how they'll save the world in S3. 800w, G.

Little curse threatens to kill Aziraphale in minutes. Aka I saw the Every spoiler and tried to put it in context. Obviously written before S2. 1k, G.

Sherlock & Co Mailbag Questions

Part 1 (1-10)

Sherlock & Co live reactions

The Red Circle: 1 2 3 4

The Resident Patient: 1 2 3

The Sign of Four: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

The Three Gables: 1 2 3

The Veiled Lodger: 1 2

Black Peter: 1 2 3

Wisteria Lodge: 1 2 3

The Norwood Builder: 1 2 3 4

Lady Frances Carfax: 1 2 3

Charles Augustus Milverton: 1 2 3

[If you're asking yourself why there's more stuff after this - mostly so I can come back in 5 years when all these are vague memories and look nostalgically over them.]

Other episode-specific reactions

Mailbag 9 thoughts (the trolley problem)

Sign 6 - Sherlock's jealous and I get it

Sign 6 - meme

Sign 8 - meme

Sign 9 - trust scene

Sign 10 - further thoughts

Blac 1 - ily John + he's pinned to the wall!

Wist 3 - spider web

Norw 2 - meme

Lady 3 - love sorry proud

Chas 1 - wrong name punch meme (not op)

Chas 2 - shaking

My theories & predictions

John will get blamed for Sherlock's death

How I'd handle the hiatus (not op here)

John told Sherlock he loves him (before Shos)

Comas exist (not feeling this one anymore)

Freaking out over ominous announcement

Fina on April 1st lol (bonus, in tags: when i *actually* think they'll do fina)

Dunno how to feel about Mary + predictions

Oh Mary's dying next episode isn't she

Next adventure after Sign 👀 + update

Mycroft or Moriarty crumbs when :( + update

One fear (not a theory)

Complaint turned theory about Norw p4

I'm gonna be honest idk how updated I'll keep this under-the-cut part. We'll see.

[umbral-archives]

Kinktober 2024: Day 4 | Choking/Breath Play + Illinois

Rating: NSFW MINORS DNI

AMAB!Reader/Masc

Pairing: Illinois (Markiplier CU) x AMAB!Reader

Warnings: Choking/Breath Play, Pet Names, Toys (Whip, but not used how you think ahaha), mentions of Oral (M receiving, reader giving), VERY MILD Orgasm Denial

Word Count: ... 806 (echo lissen)

Warm, calloused fingers graze over your neck, following the divot of your Adam's apple into the valley between your collar bones. You swallow beneath them as they trail back up, that hand wrapping around your throat with a practiced motion and you grunt. Your neglected cock twitches in protest, but you make no move to alleviate it.

You’re not allowed to touch–not until he says so.

Illinois looms above you as you lay sprawled out on the bed, head hanging off the side just enough to get the right angle. His eyes are transfixed on your mouth, his expression a mixture of concentration and lust. It’s not his cock he’s guiding down your throat, though.

No, the adventurer is feeding the handle of a very particular whip into your mouth as a stand-in for it, using the thing as a measure to determine how deep you can actually take him now. Given, he’s been training you for weeks to take him to the base, but that’s his cock…

This is something entirely different, and you can’t help but feel ashamed at the way it sinking deeply affects you. The familiar haze of lightheadedness starts up the further it goes, but you try not to squirm.

You want to do this. You want to be good, make him proud.

Illinois’ hand tightens when it reaches your upper limit, shuddering somewhat–like he can almost feel it under his hand. You already can’t breathe, but then it bumps the back of your throat, easing in just a little further.

You let out a pathetically aroused whine suddenly and he grunts, hips jerking slightly and losing himself a little to the idea. God. Fuck. The mission is all that’s keeping you together, arousal and stubbornness holding you there while your vision starts to blur.

Why is this getting to you so easily?

The burn grows dizzying, tears prickling at the corners of your eyes and you finally gag, hands pushing at his thighs as a sign for him to back off. Illinois does so just enough for you to breathe deeply through your nose, coughing a little and swallowing around it you try to catch your breath.

“Oh honey,” he drawls lazily, hand flexing over your throat while he steps back to get a proper look at you, “how’re you gonna take my cock if you can’t handle my whip?”

You grumble indignantly around the intrusion, embarrassment and desire heating your cheeks further. This isn’t even his whip–it’s a silicone copy he’d had made for these exact scenarios. It’s usually wrapped around your throat or used to tie you up.

The adventurer rubs soothing circles over your chest, giving you that signature smile of his. “You have one more try in you? If we don’t get it, we’ll move on.”

You nod weakly, fingers digging into his thighs lightly. Despite the oddness of the method, you want to do this.

Illinois’ expression changes to that soft, hungry look again and he returns to his previous position, gently feeding the handle back down your throat. You breathe through your nose carefully until you can’t anymore, willing your body to relax for him.

Wanna be good.

In your mind’s eye, you imagine the girth in your throat as Illy’s cock instead, the weight he feels beneath his palm being his own doing. The image mixes with sensation and you feel it slot even deeper, eyes rolling back in your head as that lightheadedness returns twofold.

“Fuck, that’s it, darlin’, just like that–you’re doin’ so good for me.”

You moan weakly, his words going straight to your groin. It’s the idea of his face, twisted with desire and pride as you take him to the base that makes you relax just that little bit further. Despite the way your head swims and lungs burn, the thrill shuddering down your spine keeps you in place.

You trust him.

“Just a little more…”

The base of the handle finally brushes against your lips and he swears, squeezing again. That alone drives a spike of arousal deep into your gut and your hips buck harshly off the bed, precum dribbling down onto your stomach. You feel like you’re floating.

“Fuck, baby boy, you took it all.”

Illinois' voice almost cracks, he's that turned on. The praise adds to the rush that slams into you once he eases the handle out, kisses pressed to your shoulder as you breathe erratically.

Your high remains even as the spots in your vision start to fade, though if that’s from the adrenaline or the praise, you don’t know.

“Good boy, I knew you could do it for me,” he all but purrs, wrapping the whip around your throat and taking it’s previous position. “You take my cock like that and I’ll let you cum as much as you want, yeah?”

[chestersbraincell]

Okay so this is quite the funny coincidence

[despairforme]

Fucking Christmas... The season where he bangs his head in low-hanging ornaments and those FUCKING GARLANDS !!

[sleepinglionhearts]

I hate catching little illnesses here and there - sudden upset stomach, migraines, overstimulation & resulting exhaustion, etc - and then missing work over it. Not necessarily because I Love My Job So Much but more like.. when my coworkers take time off, it's usually for something fun or for a nice break. I don't have the ability to do that because all of the time off I could use for fun or a break has already been used because I'm fucking sick

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Slowly drifting away from friends is so crazy like yeah we don’t really talk anymore but I’ve met your dog and I’ve hung out with your sister and I’ll always spell your name the weird way you spell it but anyway it’s fine

[evanescentdawn]

didn’t expect for my return to ao3 be releasing an old 2018/19 bleach wip, but well! life can certainly surprise you!

relationships: established byakuya/ichigo

tags: AU, humour, shenanigans, captain!ichigo, mystery

chapter: 1/?

summary:

“Here we are,” Kisuke announced as they reached a big black door. He pulled out a key and slowly opened the door to reveal a massive room buzzing with soul reapers. Taking out his trusty fan, Kisuke flapped it open, adding to his dramatics while gesturing with his free hand to a massive machine, “Behold, my greatest invention yet!”

“…What. The. Hell.”

“What? Is something the matter, Ichigo?” Kisuke lowered down his fan, a wide smirk painted on his face. “Speechless?”

-

It’s been years since their last war and Urahara Kisuke got busy, inventing his new latest machine yet. One that allows easy access from and to Heuco Mundo. Shiba Ichigo and others set out to test it but they run into something unexpected…..

[cherry-bomb-ships]

K I'm about to post gayass cute thoughts don't look <_<

But uurgh... UUUUUGH So I've always thought that R. Marie kinda likes keeping her full name a secret, just cuz its not really necessary for anyone to know and of course, R. Marie sounds much more intimidating. But of course, Cortex would want to know what the "R" stands for, and I'm sure he'd be persistent in pestering her about it as often as he could get away with, until finally she snaps and gives in. She'd probably just blurt it out in the middle of him asking yet again, like "It's RUBY, alright?!? My first name is Ruby. Are you satsfied?!" before she storms off in a huff (which is definitely to hide her blush).

Cortex would probably just stand there for a moment or two, letting this new info sink in for a moment. And then for the rest of the day, he'd just keep repeating her name to himself. Even while working on blueprints and machines, he'd just keep repeating it under his breath, and I guarantee he'd have the MOST dumb lovestruck grin the whole time, would probably play with his hair a bit too UGH 💀💖💖 After waiting so long to know what it was... he'd just like how it feels to say 💀💀💖💖💖💖

[skrunksthatwunk]

fuck offfff poor audio processing makes ppl flirting with me so stupid they'll be like hey you're pretty and I'll go ah 👍😐. or omg yeah! 🤘 or i just laugh bashfully without even knowing what they said until like a minute later. help help my default responses are making people confused and unsettled. and those are the same responses i give when ppl talk shit about me too it's not good

[citrusitonit]

we done talkign btw n i coug tell they jus wantd a clarification n were nervous

[angeltism]

nobody truly hates you. we find you annoying sometimes, sure, but it's human nature to be annoying. you're a teenager (at least, i would presume); that's just how it is. you're not worthless or disgusting or terrible, you're just flawed.

oh my god im gonna cry (/pos) THANK YOU for being honest oml . and . thankyou for not hating me ? and thanks for the . last bit . i just feel so damn bad about myself sometimes ugh

[aeribbon]

airdrop of love | charles leclerc

summary; when one evening you keep getting airdrops of someone’s dog at the restaurant

pairing; charles leclerc x student!reader

fc; nourejfl on ig

warnings; english isn't my first language + not proofread yet

an; taking requests if you guys ever have an idea :) + likes and reblog are appreciated ;)

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[nerevarbignaturals]

"do you have time to talk on the phone-" no. not now. not ever. don't call me. hope this helps <3

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Everyone kept saying a bunch of things that made me feel bad about quitting but I slipped my resignation letter on the desk and RAN AWAY anyway

[paopujuice]

Hi!! This is going to sound very random but you've commented under the tag section of a few artworks of mine with a lot of enthusiasm for my art. As a very insecure artist who religiously checks the tags under my artwork for motivation and reasons to keep on trucking with my delusions,I just wanted to say thank you SO much for taking the time to put down in words how much you love someone's artwork!! It may not seem like you're doing much but I just want you to know that its cause of people like you that some artists look forward to posting their work online for people to see! Have a wonderful day and thank you again sm for appreciating artists!

honest to goodness i might cry rn like. thank YOU for being willing to share your wonderful art online for people like me to see 😭😭 really touched that you wrote this note, im glad if i can do anything to make posting art, writing, anything online more enjoyable for you or anyone else bc i know it can be real stressful sometimes. i always worry im being annoying in ppl's tags so this is a big relief 😂 online artists genuinely my favorite ppl on the planet and the backbone of my day to day life so really, truly, thank you again!!!! 💖

[bunni-v1]

Hiiiiiii, I wanted to, first if all, say thank you for writing so perfectly for Shadow Milk like fr i never saw anyone describing him so well I'm gonna cry. And I wanted to ask ,if you are ok with it, would you be able to expand a little more on the nsfw part of the headcanons you wrote about him? If not it's totally okay ahaha and in any case have a good day :D

Yeah, I for sure can! I left it kinda vague on purpose, purely because there's a lot to him and it was already so long. I'll try and write some more based on the original ones, but they won't be all that long lol. Still I hope you enjoy what I make up for you...

Tw: NSFW; Mentions of choking, biting, bloodplay, roleplay, etc..; grammar errors

Info: Shadow Milk x Reader; Nsfw headcannons

-To start I want to reiterate that he's very much in it for seeing you squirm. There is something so sweet about seeing your body jump and jolt beneath his touch. It makes him feel better about the effect you have on him.

-It's almost like revenge in a way, getting back at you for making him so weak and soft for you. If he can make you melt and mold for him in the bedroom, it's almost like he can call it even.

-For Shadow Milk Cookie, sex is fun. It's less about an expression of love and more about chasing your highs. Letting loose together and seeing how you can get each other to react to different things.

-With that being said he's super willing to experiment with just about anything and everything. If there's a kink you want to try, he'll go for it. Why not? He's just as curious as you are, y'know!

-Seriously, nothing (except sharing) is off the table at all. Hardcore BDSM, roleplay, watersports, pain play, blood play, and anything else you can think of really.

-He's, unsurprisingly, fond of things involving pain such as choking, spanking, biting, etc.. Not because he likes seeing you in pain, (well... he does, but only in the bedroom and ONLY inflicted by him.) but because you make the cutest little noises for him! Oh! Your squeaks and squeals are simply divine!~

-Biting is the most common thing he'll pull out, usually, each session ends with a nice new bloodied mark. It's his mark of claim on you, of course. A warning to anyone out there that you're not to be touched and that he does bite.

-He loves seeing them in private more though, especially after the deed is done. Cleaning the jam from your dough and soothing the marks over with kisses is his favorite pastime.

-Not to mention the absolute trust you have in him. Knowing that he would never let anything really terrible happen, so you sit and bear the pain for him. You like the scars they leave behind too, and trust me, they do scar.

-Speaking of trust, though, choking is up there because of the amount of trust you must have in him. When his hands wrap around your delicate little throat, he's reminded so intimately that he could kill you at any second. You are so small and weak next to him, and you know that, but you chose to love him anyway.

-So as he squeezes the air out of your lungs and hears the wheezy moans leave with each thrust of his hips, he's reminded of just how lucky he is. Sick and twisted in a way, but he can't help but fall in love with you all over again when you grab at his wrists like you can actually do anything.

-He actually prefers you unrestrained, because he likes you better when you can fight him off. He thinks it's cute when you struggle so hard against him, only to lose and get your brains fucked out like always.

-Oh and he loves to fuck you dumb. Seeing you babble and whine for more is such an ego booster. His little doll all limp and useless under him, pretty little empty head filled with nothing but him. (And he can see those stupid endless thoughts too! How sweet you are!~)

-Now when he's bottoming it's a different story. He does not like being vulnerable at all, so being on the bottom and letting you have that control over him is a struggle.

-When he's topping he doesn't say no to much, but bottoming is a different story. Like, very different.

-He fights you when you want him to bottom, like really fights with you about it. He'll make it very hard for you to make him submit, poking and prodding at you with mean words and as much physical force as he can muster (without causing long-lasting damage to you.)

-He is impressed if you get him to behave, though. He knows he's stubborn, so your patience has got to be insanely high to get him to this point.

-Once he has finally given up his control, you have to be very sensitive and in tune with his needs. He's needy, and he's not really ashamed of that fact either.

-I can't imagine him liking being degraded or belittled, it makes his insecurities rage in his dough. Parts of him believe that the insults are truthful, that you really think that about him, and that thought makes him want to cry.

-He doesn't mind being smacked around, especially if he's misbehaving and fighting you, but he isn't a fan of being hit by you. A little smack here and there, sure, but don't hit him like you mean it. It'll fuck with his head a little too much, and I feel he'd have a hard time separating the action from your actual feelings.

-No, he's quite a princess, actually. He likes being pampered and treated like a king. Gentle touches, loving words, and soft sentiments are what he needs from you. He wants to feel loved and adored by you, because he worries that you might not feel the same at times.

-When he bottoms is when sex is more about love than fun. It's the only chance you get to care for him, and the only time you see him willingly showing his softer and weaker side. You have to be gentle with him, or else he won't let you see that side of him again.

-Now I didn't really go into anatomy much when I was making my initial post, but this guy is wild. He can change his physical appearance at will, which means he can have a lot of fun so to say.

-I don't think he has much down there unless he wants to, and when he does want to let me tell you. It's not a penis. I mean, it is, but it doesn't look like one. It's a tentacle, a blue and white striped tentacle that gets thicker the closer you get to the base.

-He controls how it moves (most of the time), and can jerk you off with it or reach deep inside you to places you didn't know would feel so good. He rubs at your most sensitive spots with ease, torturing you with ease.

-He can also use his hair as tentacles as well, and often uses it to restrain you and play with you while his dick is inside. He prefers using his hair as a restraint than anything else because he can really feel you struggle that way.

-His cum is very thick, almost jelly-like, and a pretty light blue. It tastes like overly sweet blueberries. It's hard to swallow, but if you make the effort he'll be so very happy with you.

-He likes to cum just about anywhere, though. Your tummy seems to be his favorite, only because he likes it when you play with it after the fact. Finds it so cute when you can't help but worsen the mess.

-Oh and the last thing, which I feel is very important, he is big. And I don't mean like his dick is big, no. Shadow Milk Cookie is large, like literally ten times your size.

-Normally he takes a more... approachable form around you when he can help it, but... if you want to he would be happy to have his way with you at his full stature.

-You'd be sososososooooo easy to play with when he's so big, he'd love seeing his little dolly melt in the palms of his hands.