#ahh I love ot3 asks

[penaltyboxboxbox]

4+55+16 👀👀?

perhaps not a traditional threesome/ot3 since its more of just 1655 + 455 existing in tandem but dkjsksj

just like the very comedic tension that sits under charles and landos interactions is so ckshdksbdksn funnyyyy to me they really feel like they are carlos two girlfriends but lando is the one he dates but charles is the one he fucks do you know what i mean like😭😭😭😭😭 they each are getting what the other wants....and carlos just there clueless most of the time like wow my life perfect :)

also i have an au (my pool boy au which i NEED to make an intro post to one day dont let me forget) where they are in a side plot....charles and lando are roommates (its twitch quartet roomies) and its like a slow realization for everyone that the soccer player lando befriended and has been trying to ask out for months and the dude charles has been hooking up with are the same guy. them having to deal with that djsjdjmwkeb they find out when lando finally invites him to a house party and charles is there hehehaha... i just love the concept of charles and lando as these sort of messy friends and carlos is just epitome of Confused Boyfriend...ahh its good its comedic

[verminsmillions]

Henlo! I just wanted to let you know I love your „Were I your wave“ fic SO DAMN MUCH! I think I’ve read it more than once and it’s gorgeous! You wrote all the characters so damn well and I just adore it so much! I might have sum fanart for it in the oven 👉🏻👈🏻 if that’s allowed of course

So thank you so much for that delicious fic and I’ll be over here reading it over and over again from time to time 😌

Lots of love

Rotzi

(Sorry for the confusion somehow I just can ask questions from my main blog, I’m that one artist with the flowery BES pieces, rotzcake draws)

Oh my god??? Hi??? 👋

You read my fic, holy shit!! Im so glad you like it, wow, I’m so flattered I could faint!! 🥹🥹🥹 I love all your BES art– obv I love the taizu ones, but I love all of them; ot3, akemizu, no ship, all ship; you have such a magical style where I can friggin feel each piece when I look at it, down to my damn bones.

Your rough housing pieces were on my mind when I wrote my most recent uhhhh smutty au tidbit that I’m posting on ao3 in about a week; I listened to “satisfaction” while writing it because your art was such a vibe!

Which is all just to say that I would be goddamn honored if you did fan art for WIYW. I’d literally cry. Wow. Feels like Picasso just started talking to me or something, ahh!! 🧡🫡🥰

much love,

-vermin

[sspooky-coffins]

hello hello for the ask meme: fuyuhiko please!! :)))

A character i absolutely relate too and love? Hell yes!!!

• Favorite thing about them:

I absolutely love Fuyuhikos tough love on his friends. He’s really aggressive, but at the end of the day he still really cares for his classmates. He just comes off as rude due to his tone. His personality really reminds me of myself honestly. Having tough love but still just wanting the best! Though he doesn’t show it in the best way because he doesn’t seem soft or anything. It really reminds me of myself. in summary, Though he really comes off as rude, I think he just wants the best for his peers and I really love that :).

• Least Favorite thing about them:

Ahh, I honestly don’t know! But if I had to choose i really dislike how he masks his emotions and just wants to come off as tough all the time! Like cmon Fuyu, just be yourself dude! Though, it is a bit cute when he’s angry as well! lol!

• favorite line:

"Hey, Supreme Overlord of Who-Gives-A-Shit... That line doesn't suit you at all."

•brOTP: Hajime and Kazuichi 🥹. I love a friendgroup between them so much! They also happen to be an OT3 of mine!

•OTP: Pekoyama of course! But i also REALLY like the ship between him and Hajime!!

•nOTP: I don’t like the ship between him and Mahiru. I honestly just don’t like how he calls her a bitch, but i could see them as siblings lol

•Random Headcanon: Natsumi forces him to take her out shopping.

•unpopular opinion: His relationship with Natsumi is incredibly important to the plot line. (not sure if that’s unpopular or an opinion, I honestly think it’s a fact.)

•Song I associate with them: Angry Again—Megadeth

•favorite picture of him:

he’s so cute🥹🥹

[boundinshallows]

for the OT3 PLEASE GAWD: 34. Do they go on dates? What are they like? & 35. What do they smell when they smell amortentia? (is that an HP thing? I'm guessing lol)

34. Do they go on dates? What are they like?

They do! When they’re younger, it’s all very disorganized and spur of the moment, which sometimes leads to one of them having a really awful time of it (aside from just being with the other two). For instance, May and Tommy could spend all day at the stables. Go out, pack a lunch, eat out in the fields somewhere. (Usually followed by fucking in the fields somewhere). Alfie...not so much. Even when there are dogs on the property (and a litter of pups), Alfie’s attention can only be held for so long. May and Tommy learn quickly that there’s no sense of inviting him along. 

As a general trend that remains pretty consistent throughout their lives though, I tend to picture May and Alfie’s dates as more quiet and romantic in nature, Tommy and Alfie’s as social, and May and Tommy’s as extravagant. All three together can probably manage a day at the races quite well. May and Tommy will bicker over which horses to bet on, Tommy and Alfie disagree about how much to bet (Alfie is more shrewd imo, but it also tends to work out a lot better for him than Tommy). But they all in their own ways are incredibly invested in the race. Those days usually end with some intense fucking or all three snuggled and mostly asleep on the sofa. 

35. What do they smell when they smell amortentia?

Ohh yes, so amortentia is a love potion in HP, and it smells like three scents unique to the person you love. 

Alfie

May: Chanel 5, cocoa, apple

Tommy: patchouli, tobacco, mint

May

Tommy: tobacco, aftershave, leather

Alfie: fabric softener, pastry, sandalwood

Tommy

Alfie: yeast, sea breeze, sandalwood

May: Chanel 5, horse, field grass

[junko-and-riri-domain]

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Jay’s hands felt clammy as they held Sunoo and Jungwon’s, the three making their way to where ras bakery stood. He wondered to himself if they should turn around and leave, text you tonight, and properly thank you some other time. As if he were trying to justify wanting to go back,

“She did tell me to text or call, she never said anything about actually visiting,” he muttered to himself. He was about to tell his sons the change in plans since it was getting late. That is until Jungwon and Sunoo took it upon themselves to let go of his hand and run to the door when they saw you and Ni-ki coming out. 

He ran after them as any parent would do but the two kids had legs of speed and managed to get to you before he could catch up. He noticed how your arms instantly invited them without hesitance and the way your eyes looked at them with worry. When he finally reached the 4 of you, he bowed out of politeness,

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to let them run off like that. They just let go of my hand when they saw you and got excited.” His attention then went to his sons, “Yah, didn’t I tell you guys not to run?” he said. As the two boys looked up at him, his gaze softened and he let out a sigh, Jake and Sunghoon said that he was too soft for his boys, letting them get away with too much, and he was starting to believe them.

“I’m y/n, this is Ni-ki,” you said with a smile and a bow of your own.

“I’m Jay and well, you already know their names.” He wasn’t quite sure what he expecting when he heard of you from Jake, Sunoo, and Jungwon. Naturally, he was curious since you stood up for his kids despite not even knowing them for a full day. But as you stood here in front of him, there was just something about you that rendered him speechless. It wasn’t until you spoke that he was brought out of his thoughts,

“So, what are the three of you doing here?” you asked.

“I, uhh, wanted to say thank you,” he replied truthfully, nervousness now settling in the bit of his stomach. “I didn’t realize it was closing time or I would’ve come some other time.”

“I’m honored, CEO Park Jongseong thought my bakery was worth paying a visit to?”

“Sunoo and Jungwon raved about the cupcakes Ni-ki shared and the pastries on the way to the park you gave them.”

“Y’all should be my test-tasters for new recipes then.”

“Oh? Who am I to deny that request. After all, it’s for the greater good of your customers,” he joked.

“Ni-ki and I were gonna get dinner at the pizza place across the street. The 3 of you should join us if you haven’t eaten yet.” He knew he should have said no, after all, you and Ni-ki probably wanted to eat together and you were probably offering just to be nice. He tried not to eat out too much if he could help it and preferred to cook for the boys. Yet tonight, he was feeling tired and he wanted to get to know you some more so,

“Yeah, that sounds nice.” As the 3 kids were working on one of the coloring sheets,

“Can I ask you something?” he asked. You leaned back into the booth,

“You just did,” he let out a chuckle.

“Why’d you name the bakery ras bakery?” he asked.

“Ahh, well I usually tell people that it stands for “rise and shine” y’know, cause it’s a bakery and pastries tend to be a way to start your day.”

“Mhm,” he said, wanting you to continue.

“But the real reason is because of you.” Because of him? He took a sip of his drink in an effort to stay cool,

“Me?” Quoting his famous line,

“Resentment, Anger, and Shame,” you replied. “I got into selling my baked goods around the time I found out I was pregnant and a lot of things were happening. When I got the money to open the bakery, I named it ras bakery.” Curiosity settled into him, wondering your story and just why that line stuck with you knew but he knew he wasn’t in a position to ask. So instead,

“Who was your bias?”

“OT3.” He leaned into the booth, bringing his arms up and hands behind his head,

“Liar, who was it?” He noted how your eyes widened slightly,

“How the hell did you know I was lying?” you asked. If he was being honest, he hadn’t.

“You just confirmed it,” he replied.

“Ok, well, I like all of you the same let’s get that clear but if I had to choose a bias... Sunghoon.” After hearing that he wasn’t your 02z bias, he felt slightly jealous but tried not to show it.

“Why him?”

“Have you seen the man? He’s a freaking prince. And when he laughs it’s so cute, please, I can’t. Like there’s a reason he’s called the Ice Prince but he seems like the type of guy who’ll do things for you on the down-low.”

“What about Jake?”

“Jake is such a gentleman! His Aussie accent just gives me butterflies whenever I hear it. Like you look at him and you just know that you can trust him. Plus, he’s so in love with Layla like imagine if he ever has a kid?” As the pizzas came to the table, he put a slice on everyone’s plate. As he placed one on yours,

“What about me?” he asked.

“You?” you asked.

“Mhm.”

“You’re an angry bird,” you teased.

“Yah, that’s not fair. You said all this stuff about Sunghoon and Jake,” he said with a pout.

“Ok, ok. In all seriousness though, you’ve always been passionate about anything you do. Whether it’s being an idol or a CEO, you follow through with everything. You’re caring towards other people and you’re comfortable to be around. Maybe it’s because of your honey addiction, I don’t know.” As dinner progressed, Jay realized that he was starting to enjoy chatting with you. He couldn’t remember the last time he felt so at ease with someone and noticed that throughout the night, you didn’t just take care of only Ni-ki, but also Sunoo and Jungwon which he was thankful for.

As the month went on, you and Jay exchanged a few texts here and there sometimes about the kids but other times just to chat whenever you both had time. To help Jay, you made lunch for Jungwon and Sunoo and gave it to them in the morning. To help you, either Jay, Jake, or Sunghoon dropped Ni-ki off to the bakery after school. Some days, the 3 kids were in the bakery while other days they were at Jay’s house. You managed to hire a pastry chef Wendy to help out with the work. One Friday afternoon, Heeseung came in while you were organizing the cupcake display.

“Where’s Ni-ki?” he asked.

“Dance studio, Jay’s picking him up today.”

“Ok, what’s going on with you and him? All Ni-ki talks about is ‘Jay-hyung this, Jay-hyung that.’ As your best friend and Ni-ki’s favorite hyung, I’m offended.”

“We’re just helping each other out.” In the short time that you and Jay knew each other a sort of silent agreement fell between the two of you to help out the other whenever possible. When you mentioned to him that Ni-ki wanted to attend a dance studio, he did some research and found one that gave discounts with 2+ kids enrolled. When he mentioned that Sunoo stopped wanting to eat actual food and only wanted cupcakes, you gave him some recipes to secretly incorporate it in meals and started baking more savory and vegetable-filled items.

“The two of you are in a single parent circle typa thing. Since he’s Jay of 02z that means he worked with-” you cut off Heeseung not wanting to hear the name he was about to say,

“Hee,” you warned.

“Y/n, you know I love you but when it comes to the men in your life we both know that you haven’t made the best decisions.”

“Good thing Jay and I are just in a single parent circle typa thing then, right?”

❦ written by riri (@enhykkul) | next | series masterlist | main blog masterlist

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[valacirya]

Ahh for the bingo board: finarfin, Earwen, amarie?

Thank you for the ask!

Finarfin

He is my blorbo!! My king! My lonely traumatized brave little boi!! He leaves and is left behind. He chooses morality over family, and I get why fans would dislike him for that, but that's what I was taught too! He surrenders himself to justice for the crimes his family committed. He sits on a throne meant for another, he wears a crown he never wanted, and he rebuilds his home. He makes sure his people are safe and happy again, as happy as they can be. And then he goes to Beleriand on Telerin ships, commanding the greatest army in history, and kicks Morgoth's ass. I love him so much!

Earwen & Amarie

These two get the same marks because I'm a dumb-dumb who doesn't have a lot of thoughts about them. But they are definitely underrated, especially Earwen! Her family was killed by her husband's family, by her nephews! Her children were complicit in the kinslaying; they were willing to steal the ships!! How strong must she have been to heal from that. Oh, and I really ship Finarfin/Earwen/Anaire. Very cute, very angsty 10/10 OT3.

As for Amarie, I don't know what her personality is like because there's literally nothing about her in canon and she's not a character that many fans write about. But I do think that if Finrod fell in love with her and remained unmarried despite no hope of reunion, then she's gotta be a compelling person. I've read fic where they get married after Finrod is re-embodied, so I'm interested in how their reconciliation would go. I think it could represent the Exiles/Amanyar as a whole.

[sword-dad-fukuzawa]

hehe signora for the character asks? maybe do favorite scene instead of ep, but that's just my suggestion

!! ty for the ask star!!

Character Asks

do I like them: GOD YES. LOVE HER AND IT'S 80% YOUR FAULT /lh

5 good qualities: tragic backstory, went mad from grief (narratively satisfying), unapologetically a cunt, ran out of fucks to give approx. 500 years ago, a firebrand (ha) revolutionary

3 bad qualities: dead, misguided, not actually in a throuple with Arundolyn and Rostam canonically

favourite episode/etc: if I say it's when she goes full on poor little meow meow before Ei smites her, will you kill me

otp: Signora/Rostam (though I'm eyeing Signora/Arlecchino)

brotp: lowkey Signora/Childe, because the workplace comedy is a immaculate

ot3: Signora/Rostam/Arundolyn ;-;

notp: tbh Signora/literally anyone else

best quote: "For even if I dress in pure white from head to toe, the ashes of the dead that have long left their stain on every inch of my being can never be cleansed." She's so emo <3

head canon: hmrghrgh I really can't wait to post my fic for the upcoming harbinger zineeee I have all my headcanons there ahh!! One of them is that she and Arundolyn were really good friends but Rostam's death broke that friendship ;-;

[franeridart]

Anon said: Ahh I really love your art, especially the way you present your story telling in the comics!! I smile every time I see them on my timeline haha thanks for making my (and likely many others) day! Wishing you all the best!!

Thank you so much!!!!! Especially glad to hear you think my comics’ storytelling works ;O; it means a lot!

Anon said: your satosugu arts give me life omg it's so beautiful and i love how smitten gojou is in all of them😭❤️ thank you for giving us pleasant escape from the disaster that is canon

AH GOSH thank you!!! Gojo lives all his feelings to the fullest doesn’t he! He’s a lot of fun to think about as happy and in love, he gives of the feeling of a warm hug to me ;; back in high school Geto was more reserved with his feelings, but I think he’d show it in his own very soft ways.....ahhhhh man, I love them ;;

Anon said: Your Satosugu is giving me life and also the fluff i need because HOLY SHIT THOSE CHAPTERS ;-;

I KNOW gege really looked at the old gen and went “enough with these dudes” huh lmao but I’m excited to see how everything is gonna turn out from now on! Esp since having been abandoned by the elders the protags are gonna have at the same time more options and less wiggle room.......... interesting!! Can’t wait!

Anon said: hey hey hey i just found your acc and i'm so invested in it already GDJSKALA I LOVE YOUR ART as a beginner like can't draw a circle beginner i truly admire your work also do you have any tips on what i should do to improve my art? because i'm on the brink of giving up istg cause my progress is just none there's no progress idk what to do like pls help me HAHAHHAHA idk what to watch how to practice what to do nothing absolutely nothing but i'm trying my best to hang on cause whenever i keep seeing artists like you it just makes me hang on and be like just keep going but even though i say that i'm going nowhere still so pls help... - 🍄

Ah man, I’m glad I can make you feel like keeping trying!! I answered an ask like this a while back here and I can’t say I have anything new to say on the matter? I hope it’ll help you! In the end the biggest suggestion I can give you is to try to figure out what it is that you want to draw and just draw it! Even if you don’t know how to, just draw it the way you can! As long as the act of drawing itself makes you happy more than the final result you’ll keep up with it and the improvement will come for sure! 

Anon said: your art always brightens my day. thank you for sharing it!

Thank you for liking it!!! ;;O;;

Anon said: Idk anything about jujutsu kaisen (I hope I write it well), but seeing your fanarts tempts me to start watching it 😍😍😍

I hope you’ll like it if you do try it!!!!! It’s not a story for everyone, but it is a great story for its own genre! And the studio animating it is doing a wonderful job of making it a work of art too TT0TT

Anon said: Hi! Don’t mean to bother but I wanted to let you know that the user yslkeii on tik tok has reposted some of your art. It’s the “some of my favorite dilfs” video, I think the thumbnail is a photo of Levi Ackerman. She knows that none of the artists in the vid allow reposts but won’t take it down so I figured I’d let them know

Thanks for letting me know! Sadly, I have literally no clue how to act on this for tik tok orz if they could at least credit................ I’m not even too opposted to having my stuff used in videos if there’s credit...................................sigh

Anon said: Hello, I was wondering if I could use some of your old mha art as a reference? I won’t post it anywhere, or trace your work I promise!

Sure you can!! If you don’t mean to post it you don’t even need to ask for permission! Just, you know, my stuff is full of mistakes everywhere so don’t take it too much as a good source for proper anatomy reference and stuff like that!

Anon said: a thought i've been sitting on, having not seen it, that is sending me. gojo/geto color pallet swap

You know, I did see that a while back! White-haired Geto and black-haired Gojo, it was stunning! Didn’t look much like themselves though, Gojo especially hahaha the white hair is really distinctive of him, isn’t it? With it black he kinda looks like first-year!Yuuta with sunglasses hahaha

Anon said: Hey! How you doing? So, i wanted to ask you if I could use one of your Kamijirou's fanarts in my Twitter edit, with credits of course! I hope you get mad with this shitty ask, i totally understand if you don't let me use, is your right ♡

I’d prefer it if you didn’t, sorry!!

Anon said: huhghhuhfjfjd i was scrolling thru your art and i hit a todokiribaku thing you made for a friend an d honestly that's all ive ever needed in life. your friend's taste is impeccable *sobs*

She does doesn’t she!! That’s still one golden ot3, I doubt that’s gonna change any time soon

Anon said: sfdghffgdgd gojo has the right idea. they should just make out

They should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish they had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anon said: i've been looking at your art for months and i //just// realized you've started drawing noses from different angles *facepalm*

I’m trying my best!! It’s one of the things that limited my style the most AND one of the most difficult things for me to tackle, so I’m giving it a shot but still, you know, expect them to stay inconsistent for a while haha

Anon said: so five ish years ago i followed you for haikyuu, then got into bnha through your art and now im very tempted to watch jujutsu kaisen because of you as well

ANON!!!!!! I’m so glad and happy you kept me company this long and through this many fandoms!!!! TTATT if you do try jjk I hope you’ll like it! And if you don’t and decide to leave that’s okay too, I’m just really grateful you stuck around this long already!!! ;;A;; <3<3

[pseudofaux]

Ahh open requests 😍

Could you write some general relationship headcanons or a drabble (NSFW maybe if you please) for poly Sirius and Lancelot? It is my favorite ot3 for ikerev and I hardly ever see it. Thank you!

With PLEASURE, they’re one of my ot3s, too, so this is an exciting ask to get, thank you! 😍 I’m doing headcanons for this set of requests, but if you want a drabble when I open requests in April, PLEASE ask, I would love to write more of them for you. They’re so talllllllllll 🥴🤤 ANYWAY... One fluff, two double stuff (ayyyyy), comin’ up! I really hope you enjoy these. ♥️

Fluff:

There’s some competition between the two of them over Alice’s attention (and affection), but it is an act, a holdover from their early friendship that both men enjoy. They also know she likes it, so sometimes they play it up for her benefit and one of them winks at the other over her head. Not uncommon for them to truce it out and gang up on her if she tells them to stop being silly. When they have to be away from each other, they all read the same book and discuss it when they’re back together (sometimes they swap annotated copies after 🥺). Within the protection of their relationship they feel very free with each other, very secure and loved. Lancelot and Sirius are both able to be declarative about their feelings for her and each other when the three of them have their heads together, whispering and laughing. Sirius is by far the flirtiest but he’s weak and indulgent to their sweetest smiles. When Lance is with them his silly teasing side comes out, lots of this face:

Double stuff:

So obviously (obviously!) they’re fucking Alice, but they definitely fuck each other as well! Especially when one of them has his head between her legs. Sirius likes to get Lance on all fours while the king feasts on their splayed-out princess (or while their princess is wrapped around Sirius’ back, kissing his shoulder and touching his chest and throat and belly as he holds Lance’s hips up-- don’t you dare tickle, little lady, he’s working ooooops, too late). Lancelot likes to lay on his back with Alice on his face while he thrusts up into Sirius and squeezes his hands. And sometimes they couple off while the third party watches... or directs. Alice is very timid about telling either of them what to do at first, and saying what she wants them to do out loud remains a challenge, but she gets better at simply moving their bodies the way she wants them, even if she can’t look them in the eye while she does this. Both men like how much she enjoys seeing them together, so a common (wonderful) pattern when they reunite from any extended time apart is to get her all riled up by giving it to each other under her direction, then give it to her. Alice lives the dream.

They are ALL into sensory deprivation and play on each other. Being intimate feels a little like being adrift in a happy, senseless sea for them anyway, so a blindfold here or an ice-chilled mouth around a nipple there would not be out of place! Of the two, Lancelot is louder and more visibly responsive—they often tuck Alice’s panties into his mouth for him to bite down on, those little scraps of softness and lace can’t actually do much to gag him but they seem to help him focus—and Sirius is actually the more sensitive (he just hides it). But when Sirius gets too much stimuli, he snaps, and... 🥵💦

EXTRA EXTRA, READ PORN ABOUT IT:

Lancelot likes: being edged (only because he’s safe with them— they don’t and would never actually deny each other, they edge him by loving him all over and maybe using feather fans over his nipples until he’s about to rip the sheets). Sirius likes: when they go down on him together, messily, and having his fingers inside them both at once, especially their mouths. Bit of a mouths-on-him kink, tbh. Alice likes: being spanked. Seeing them kiss each other verrrrrrry slow and wet, especially that magic minute when they close their eyes and give into it all. Mirror sex.

[rosesloveletters]

Chaos is A Friend of Mine.

pairing: Heath Ledger Joker x Patrick Verona x Reader (OT3)

word count: 2,961

warnings: innuendo, kissing.

summary: Patrick has difficulty rationalizing his feelings for J; J learns that he is just as much Pat’s partner as he is yours. 

notes: I wanted to write another polyverse/OT3 piece and decided upon one that also focused more solely on Pat and J. I wanted to explore their dynamic a bit more and show them finally beginning to open up to each other. Enjoy. 

Patrick propped himself up unsteadily on his elbows as his eyes, heavy from lack of sleep, wandered absently about the room and inevitably fell to you. You had fallen asleep beside him with your body tucked tightly against his side. Pat’s heartbeat quickened at the sight of you and your precious, sleeping form. You were the one who dominated each of his fantasies and desires and who was responsible for making him forget about the rest of the world just outside his doorstep. He owed his current happiness to you and what you shared together. Though as only a single part of a relationship that wasn’t quite your own, he recently had developed other feelings he was not sure how to act upon.

He had been sleeping heavily beside you, like he did almost every night since the two of you had first met nearly eight months ago, until the duvet was yanked unforgivingly off of his nude body and he was tossed unpleasantly from his dreaming and into the waking world.

He had grabbed desperately for some kind of covering only for his searching hand to fall upon nothing but the fitted sheet beneath him. He growled angrily and sat up in bed, searching for the menace which had stolen comfort and warmth right out from under him (or on top of him, in this case.)

J had met him face to face, grin plastered across his deeply unsettling painted face as he clutched the duvet in one tight hand, “oh good,” he grumbled, “you’re, ahh…awake.”

“Damn it, J!” Patrick hissed as he tried to snatch the thick cover back from the older man but J held it just outside of his reach. You were still sound asleep between the two and Patrick would not risk waking you, even if it guaranteed him the ability to smack J across the head, “give it back right now! Trying to fucking sleep…”

“Well, you’re, uh, not.”

“Just go away! Leave us alone…” Patrick muttered softly and went to reach for the duvet again to which this time J let it slip from his hand and the Aussie was able to grab it and throw it back over both you and him. He watched as J retreated from the dark bedroom, opening the door just enough that he could slip through the crack. Pat’s nostrils flared with rage and he exhaled harshly; J had a lot of nerve to disturb him. J liked to mess with him and see how much he could get away with before Patrick lost his cool and Patrick usually let him get away with it, but when he was sleeping it was a different story. He had known J for the same amount of time as he had known you and yet he seemed to get more irritating by the day.

Patrick looked over at you and his expression softened at the sight of his love dozing peacefully beside him. Even though you were within reach, he still felt as if he were a million miles from you. An unexplainable uneasiness took hold of him and he moved closer to you, pressing himself as tight to you as he could without disturbing your rest. Patrick was close enough to you that he felt as though he might as well try to climb inside of your skin. He didn’t care; he needed to be close to you and feel your beating heart, hear your gentle breathing and know you’re there with him, loving him and living for him only.

Patrick knew that was an impossible ask, given that you and J had been together first, though accepting that fact inside of his own little fantasy was not mentally pleasing. He just could not understand why he wasn’t as bothered, or revolted, by J as much as he had when the relationship began.

Patrick had never envisioned himself with another man before he had met you or J; he would have expected to be put off by it if the situation had ever arisen. Something about what he shared with J was much deeper than he had shared with anyone before, not including you of course. The three of you were bonded so deeply that there was perhaps some sort of an invisible string holding each of you together and binding you to the other for the rest of your lives. The idea of it all sounded ridiculous to Pat, yet he could not shake the sneaking suspicion that he was involuntarily falling for the other man in much the same way as he had for you and could not explain it away any longer.

Patrick nuzzled against the back of your neck and inhaled your sweet scent as he breathed your emanating calmness into his lungs; he draped himself over you like a soft, forgiving blanket that hugged your sensitive body and cradled you like a baby and you smiled in the dark. Even in your sleep you felt safe. As long as Pat and J were with you, nothing could ever hurt you.

He pressed a feather light kiss to your temple as his fingertips grazed your warm skin; he wished you could stay this close to him forever.

You needed him and wanted him to stay and protect you, to take care of you and lull you in his arms until he could fall asleep again, wrapped in pure comfort and overwhelming love.

Patrick knew you were safe here to rest alone and that he would be back within enough time so that you would never notice his absence. He had to have a cigarette and the smell would rouse you; he would take it outside and hopefully the frigid night air would put out the flames that burned in his chest and scorched the very edges of his soul.

He leaned over you and pursed his lips, chewing on the inside of his cheek for a moment as a soft noise of discomfort escaped him while he tried to decide which move to make. He grabbed your hand and squeezed it and found you to still be sound asleep. Your eyelids fluttered and a soft moan pushed itself out of your throat as Patrick cradled your hand in his. He loved you so immensely that the heavy weight of it all threatened to crush his precious heart into a thousand, irreparable pieces.

Patrick dragged himself out of the soft nest of blankets and quickly reached for his pajama bottoms that he had thrown onto the floor earlier when he had first crawled in bed with you. He slid them on over his bare legs; he did not bother with his boxers. Patrick always slept naked because it meant he could be closer to you, even if that didn’t make much sense. He liked the way your skin felt against his own and it helped him sleep. He threw on the first long sleeve tee of his he could find, grabbed his pack of cigarettes out of his jeans pocket and tossed the soiled clothing aside as he exited the room without a sound.

As the desolate hollowness of the surrounding night slowly began to fade into early morning, Patrick found himself inhaling what was perhaps his third cigarette since he had come outside onto the porch. Every time he breathed in, the glowing ember at the tip of his cig burned brighter until he pulled it away from his mouth and expelled an astonishingly large cloud of smoke past his lips.

“What’s gotcha goin’ tonight, kiddo?”

Patrick gasped as he nearly jumped out of his skin. He turned on his heel to face the voice and found J leaning in the doorway; his charcoal eyes held a depth to them that Patrick could not fully make sense of in this light. J looked a bit more unhinged in the darkness and it made Pat all the more aware that reality waited for no one and would show no mercy, especially if one happened to be vulnerable or insecure.

J observed Patrick, taking him in from the stance of his body up to the way his cigarette still dangled from between his curved fingers. Patrick’s dark brown hair, mussed and curling at the nape of his neck gave J the urge to reach out and ruffle it, but he was able to suppress that desire. He saw Patrick as a challenge, though not an unpleasant one. The young Aussie was difficult in his own right, much like himself, and it amused him how Pat would vehemently deny any kind of intimacy with him, no matter how small. J had a feeling that was the reason Pat had found himself outside this early, smoking through what was left of the pack he had just purchased two days ago.

"I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Patrick ashed his cigarette in the tray and looked up at J who was clearly blocking his path of entry back into the house. He wasn’t getting away from J without a confrontation and that was the last thing he wanted. He didn’t know how to express what he was feeling; he could only think of a way to show J. That might not have been the worst thing, he thought, as he noticed J was still uncomfortably staring at him, but he would be damned if he were to be laughed at for it. Or worse yet: rejected.

It was silly, Pat knew, as J and he had been in a relationship for the same length of time as he had been with you; the three of you loved each other equally, however he and J had not been as forthcoming with affection towards each other and Pat did not know how J might respond to such a sudden and drastic change in the dynamic.

“I only ever see ya smokin’ like a chimney when somethin’s on your mind,” J replied in a grating tone, “what’s gotcha out here this early?”

Patrick didn’t respond as he coughed a little and rubbed his hands together as he tried to fight off the cold; he naturally ran warm, but standing still did little to get his blood pumping. Fight or flight threatened to course through his veins and he knew that the sheer adrenaline would warm him up, but he didn’t want to let J get to him tonight. He was still groggy and could barely hold a conversation with the man, let alone hold his walls up enough so that J couldn’t see in. His resolve was crumbling away before his very eyes and he didn’t have the strength to fight it.

Patrick stepped forward and gingerly reached his arms underneath J’s. He wasn’t quite sure where to place his hands or whether he should tuck his head against J’s chin or lean over his shoulder; the hug was awkward enough without J’s utter and complete lack of reciprocation.

The older man was baffled by Pat’s sudden display of affection. They had had their fair share of moments like these, but it always came as a surprise. Pat was tricky whenever it came to expressing affection to J and he had taken a while to come around to the idea. J was unbothered by thoughts of hugging, holding or even kissing another man and had warmed up to the idea rather quickly. Pat was still timid and J liked the excitement and the rush that came with coaxing the young man into giving in a little. J pushed you both to your limits, it was true, but he always knew when enough was enough.

“What, ah…are ya doing?” J laughed a little and he felt Patrick start to loosen his grip, “A-ta-ta…don’t go pullin’ away. What’s goin’ on?”

Patrick yawned excessively as he buried his face against J’s neck and mumbled something about not liking to wake up this early. J listened to him silently as Pat pressed himself closer, closing the distance between their two bodies.

“You haven’t got any grenades in your pockets, do you?” Patrick asked softly as he gently started feeling around for anything cold and metallic that might have been hidden under J’s coat.

“Ahh…no grenades,” J paused to lick his scars, tracing the one that parted his bottom lip, “got a bazooka though.”

Patrick craned his neck back and looked up at J, who grinned down at him and clicked his tongue.

“Don’t say shit like that to me!” Patrick guffawed as he lightly shoved J’s chest and knocked him back enough that he could slip past him into the house. He could not contain his laughter as he heard J shut and lock the back door; he knew he wasn’t getting away that easily but it gave him enough of an opportunity to try.

“Why not?” J chortled as he strode after Pat and took him by the arm, “are ya…afraid?”

“Not even a little. But I bet you wish I was, don’t you?”

“You’re not as brave as ya think ya are, kid. Ya gotta learn a thing or two.”

“And that would be?”

Patrick looked to J’s hand on his arm as the clown carefully eased his grip on him. J leaned in and gave Pat’s warm, semi-chapped lips a long kiss. The way that J kissed him reassured Pat that everything would be fine. Pat had kissed J’s scarred lips a handful of times before, but never with as much fervor and passion as he held in his heart this time. He tried to pull J in closer, but the clown wouldn’t budge and he gently wedged his hand in between their bodies as he broke the kiss.

“If you’re, ah, done playin’ around,” J ground out as he tried to mask the fact that his voice was already beginning to crack, “lemme have ya join me a while.”

Patrick wasn’t sure what he meant until J was whisking him away to the living room where the purr of the heater and the groan of the creaking hardwood floors provided the cacophonous soundtrack to their stolen moment.

Pat felt himself tensing up as he was urged closer and closer to the sofa. He wasn’t sure how far he’d be willing to go, though J could sense his discomfort and decided that now was the best time for reassurance and communication, “don’t get your, uh, panties in a twist. Ain’t gonna do nothin’ too crazy.”

J plopped onto the sofa and patted his lap as Pat looked on with a nervousness that J hadn’t seen since the first night he’d been with you. In that moment J realized that he was just as much Patrick’s partner as he was yours and what they did tonight could affect the entire relationship if he pushed it too far or forced Pat out of his comfort zone too quickly or harshly. J was not the gentlest lover but he could hold back when it really mattered; as the oldest and most experienced, J felt it necessary to protect his younger partners and keep them safe. If they didn’t feel safe then J hadn’t served his purpose.

He could tell from Pat’s quizzical expression that he wasn’t sure what to do next. J would help him settle into it and give him a chance to find his footing; he reached for Pat’s hand and pulled his agile, wistful body into his lap. Patrick managed to awkwardly maneuver himself over J, straddling him as he wrapped his legs around J’s sturdy frame.

Patrick felt uncomfortable in this position and he pressed himself closer to J, taking him by the shoulders as he pulled him down onto the couch with him. Patrick rolled off of J’s lap and his back connected with the soft cushions while J’s body came to rest on top of him.

J’s hand cupped the back of Pat’s head as he bent and kissed those soft lips again. J carded his long fingers through Patrick’s dark hair and the young Aussie moaned in delight, arching into J’s touch as he sought after each and every soft touch that J was offering him. J greedily devoured all of Pat’s little noises as they laid together in the dark. Pat’s hands looped around to J’s back and his nails bit into the man’s skin underneath his shirt, forcing a groan from his lips.

Patrick smiled so sincerely against J’s lips that the other man was certain that a breakthrough had been made. He had only kissed those lips a handful of times and every time it sent a jolt of electricity straight through J’s body. He had learned to ignore that feeling and it never made him stray from his composure and yet it was always there, just beneath the surface.

Not a lot of things excited J, but the prospect of having two willing and eager lovers was enough to get anyone a little hot under the collar.

As Patrick and J remained hidden under cover of darkness, the sounds of their passion had roused you from your slumber and you had trudged down the hall and stopped just outside the entryway to watch. You could barely make out their silhouettes in the darkness and it took only a few seconds of very, very precious time before J noticed your presence; he glanced up from Patrick with a look of distaste. The two had finally been caught in the act and your eyes expressed so much adoration and affection as you admired them. You decided to join them as you entered the heated room which felt as comforting as any of Pat’s hugs and as secure as J’s companionship.

They were more than happy to have you.

[shinwhoohoo]

Hii! I just recently got back into being a BANA after 5 years ╥﹏╥ getting back makes me regret not continuing to be updated with B1A4 like my heart physically hurts when I think about missing out on CNU during Rollin era hsjdhs btw I started being a fan during A Lie era and CNU was literally the first one who caught my eye and I even made a bipo blog with a reindeer headband CNU pfp here on tumblr before but I don't have it anymore for some reason where did I go wrong huhu

Anyways I think I'm rambling already but I've been going through your posts recently and I totally agree with how youfeel about the entire thing, when I discovered the news last year (yeah that's how behind I was hsjhs) through seeing their insta updates for 영화처럼 I was so surprised that only A3 was left. Tbh I felt betrayed on behalf of them when I discovered that BaYoung left. ++ the way that Jinyoung still has "b1a4 jinyoung" in his insta bio?? Like okay but you left? Idk it really rubs me the wrong way for some reason hdjshd but fun fact I partially discovered bipo through Jinyoung in Love in the Moonlight (the other part was my older sister mentioning that she remembered their debut single to me). Through the years though bipo would pop up inmy mind whenever sumn asked me if I was a kpop fan then I'd just automatically say I know B1A4, then getting confused stares or "oh I've heard of them" in return lmao

ANYWAYSS I just feel so excited to be a fan again after so many years ㅠㅠ I feel like I missed out on so so much and their music rn is just a breath of fresh air now that I'm in college (I became a BANA during 8th grade) and I'm really glad that A3 are here to stay. But it makes me sad that I only became a fan when Sandeul enlisted (just found out about it when they posted) so I'll have to go through a semi-drought before actually experiencing a comeback again (last comeback I experienced was A Lie 😭)

Anywho I am Rambling but thank you for your replies on asks about them!! Really makes me feel like I'm back and I'm ready to support them again. Would you happen to have a twitter acc haha I'm planning on joining BANA twt 😁

ahh welcome back to the fandom~! 💚💚💚

aw that's a shame about your old blog! it sounded cute with the reindeer haha

thanks for reading my posts and expressing your thoughts on it! It definitely wasn't the ideal situation, but at least it seems at this point all the boys have reached a good and healthy place about it and are focusing on their own career paths that they chose. Jinyoung's situation for a lot of us fans is for sure a bit more complicated, but at the end of the day I guess he's just doing what feels right for him, regardless of how we may feel about it lol.

There won't be an ot3 comeback at this point for a while, but this 'quiet' time gives you the chance to catch up on Rollin' and Origine! (As well as some of their older comebacks as five if you'd want to).

I actually really dislike the kpop-twitter environment on the whole lol so unfortunately I'm not involved (though I'm sure the BANA twitter fandom is one of the nicer twitter fandoms!). But there are some other users on here who I believe are more active on twitter for sure!!

[ixalit]

Ahh I love your playlists! Do you have any more? And do you take requests??

I’m glad you like them! That makes me so happy and all... 🥺🥰

I have some on my Spotify that I haven’t advertized here. You could check those out. I also have a few unfinished or unpublished ones including:

daddy vibes

femdom vibes

d/s

quiet d/s (which is basically just the chill songs from d/s)

nest slut

crush

stucky retiring/bucky healing in the mountains

daddy steve vibes

future fic with @howdoyousleep3

hatefuck

high maintenance

leverage OT3

moreid

sugar

If you’re interested in any of them, lemme know and I’ll polish it up and publish it!

As for requests, yes! Absolutely! I usually make playlists for ships and fics I’m writing or reading, but also topics (based on the lyrics) and general moods.

If you have an idea/request for a playlist, just send me an ask ❤️

[leverage-ot3]

notable moments from The Zanzibar Marketplace Job

leverage 2.12

Hardison: Two weeks in Tokyo. We'd have a great time.

Parker: What are we stealing?

Hardison: We don't steal anything. We'd be tourists.

Parker: Not following you

hardison: BE DOMESTIC WITH ME PLS

- - - - -

Waitress (puts down beer): There you go.

Eliot: Ahh. Thank you, sweetheart.

Waitress: Anytime.

(Nate kicks Eliot under the table)

Eliot: What? Really? What, I can't have a friend?

Nate: Join a softball team

me whenever eliot flirts with someone other than parker or hardison

- - - - -

Tara: You know he's drinking again.

Eliot: I'm not an idiot, Tara.

Tara: I was told this was a problem.

Eliot: The drinking is not a problem. It's a symptom

this!!!

also eliot’s hair braids are adorable

- - - - -

(Sterling walks into the bar behind Eliot, approaches table)

Nate: Eliot, I'm gonna ask you not to do anything violent.

Eliot: What? What are you talking about? I only use violence As a - as a - as an appropriate response.

Sterling: Hello, Nate.

(Eliot’s face turns murderous and he turns to punch Sterling in the face, then proceeds to throw him down on a table and continue punching him. The bartender moves to call the police, but Hardison stops him by passing him money, Parker watches enthusiastically)

Tara: And this is?

Nate: James sterling. We used to work together. Insurance.

Tara: He seems to rub Eliot the wrong way.

Nate: You think?

(Nate walks over to where Eliot is still beating Sterling, and now has him by the throat)

parker and hardison literally have heart eyes for eliot in this scene ??? ot3 ???

hardison bribing the bartender not to call the police? parker watching like she’s being turned on or something? eliot’s face right before he hears sterling’s voice? sterling hitting eliot with a stick? CHAOTIC

- - - - -

Tara: Okay. Is there any chance she took the egg?

Parker: No. Maggie's the most honest person we know. But besides that, she's okay.

parker adores maggie

- - - - -

Sterling: You live and work here?

Nate: Yeah.

Sterling: I like the old place better.

Hardison: Do not mention the old offices.

people that have no rights: sterling

- - - - -

they had a legit P I L E of passports ready ??? SO MANY

- - - - -

Tara: Okay, you cannot out-bureaucrat a former Soviet Union bureaucrat. These guys gamed the most corrupt system on earth for 50 years. Paperwork's not gonna cut it. They're used to trading favors, not forms.

- - - - -

Nate: I just need some proof.

Parker: It was an inside job. Average keypad hack time is 1 minute, 9.3 seconds. Inner door access card takes at least 30 seconds for anybody but Hardison, and then the vault was an old Mark II Remington. In and out average - 7 minutes, 40 seconds. But these thieves, they did it in 5 minutes, 12 seconds. Maggie had the best access, so the real thieves only had to get her codes and badge. Yeah, only way they could pull it off that fast.

Sterling: How long has she been sitting..

sterling being utterly BAFFLED by parker is my aesthetic

+ she’s wearing a leather jacket AND a cute red flannel,,, the bi energy is strong

- - - - -

Parker: It's your first time being a fugitive, so I made you a bag..

Maggie: Thank you, Parker. It's not that I don't appreciate getting out of jail, I just can't live my life a fugitive.

Nate: But you're not a fugitive.

Parker: Passports, money, lock picks.

Nate: You were released, not broken out.

Parker: Toothpaste, explosives. Do not mix these up.

Maggie: Thank you, Parker.

+

Parker: This looks like gum. Not gum. Diamond-edged file blade.

Nate: Yeah, yeah. That's great.

Parker: She needs this stuff.

maggie is such a Mom™ rolling with parker’s antics and we love her for that

also PARKER IS TRYING SO HARD TO BE NICE BECAUSE SHE LIKES AND CARES ABOUT MAGGIE AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT

- - - - -

Parker: So, I took your advice and did the whole touristy thing. Went to the museum, and it was amazing.

Hardison: You see?

Parker: Yeah. They have a guardian T-840 security system. I've only seen those things in books. And the motion detectors - ooh, gorgeous! Six digital receptors. Six!

Hardison: What about the paintings?

Parker: What about the paintings?

she reads about security systems in books? omg I love it

- - - - -

Parker: We meet on internet.

hi I’m sorry but the way she said it was hilarious

- - - - -

Hardison: Alexander's got a travel visa to the United Arab Emirates. He's also setting up accounts in the Caymans, Macau, and Switzerland.

Nate: Yes, countries with no extradition treaty, tax havens

- - - - -

Tara: I got this one.

Eliot: Really? What are you gonna say to him? 'cause we got no cover story. We got no background on this cat.

Tara: Okay. That's it, then. I won't say anything. Really. Not one word. Just when he turns around and looks at you, do that thing with your eyes that scares people.

Eliot: I don't... know what you're talking about.

Tara: Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Eliot: Pffff.

(Tara sits down next to Chernov and grabs his lunch, taking a bite)

Chernov: What the... Who the hell are you? Do I know you? Did Samuels send you?

(Tara moves a little, still chewing Chernov’s lunch)

Chernov: I paid them off. I took care of it.

(Tara looks over her shoulder at Eliot, who is scowling)

Chernov: Oh, god. Please. Is this about the item?

(Tara throws up her hands)

Chernov: I didn't know. No one told me.

(Tara checks her watch and stands up)

Chernov: Wait! Here. This is all I have. (hands her envelope) I'll back out. I'm sorry.

(Tara gives Chernov back his lunch)

Chernov: Sorry! (walks away)

Tara (rejoins Eliot and gives him the envelope): What we imagine is always so much better than the reality.

Eliot: Like love?

this whole scene was iconic

- - - - -

Sophie: Well, the prospective buyers are invited by their black-market contacts. They show up, they verify the merchandise, and they make a sealed bid. Hey, um, shine an ultraviolet light on that card.

(Hardison pulls a light from a bag and shines in on the card)

Eliot: Seriously? You have one just laying around?

he had one on his keychain in The Ice Man Job and boy do I love continuity

- - - - -

Tara: Parker, double reverse on three.

(Tara places envelope on tray, Parker takes envelope and passes it to Eliot)

we LIVE for smooth hand-offs

+ eliot did the flip thing with the envelope

- - - - -

Sterling: You're welcome. I don't know how you people ever manage – (flinches at feedback on com)

[Interior Van]

Hardison: Oh, I'm sorry, man. That just happens sometimes with the ear buds - You know, feedback.

[Embassy Hallway]

Sterling: As I was saying, the method - (flinches at feedback on com)

[Interior Van]

Hardison: Sorry.

[Embassy Hallway]

Sterling: This isn't gonna stop until I - (flinches at feedback on com)

[Interior Van]

Hardison: Stop talking. Shh. Please

PARKER’S SMILE AT HARDISON FUCKING WITH STERLING? AMAZING

- - - - -

parker is wearing a flannel now :)

+ the leather jacket she wears over it a little later

- - - - -

(Sterling pulls phone from his pocket)

Eliot: What are you doing?

Sterling (dialing): Calling the police. They don't get to dictate to -

Eliot (grabs phone): We're not calling the cops. Two hostages means they can kill one to make a point. (throws phone down on table) All right, listen. There's three types of calls we can get next. One - amateur. Cash and a dump site. Number two - professional. That's wire transfers and multiple-location drop-offs. (glances at Sterling) And three - targeted.

Hardison: Targeted toward us?

Eliot: No. Towards a specific ransom demand - Not cash. (looks at Faberge Egg case)

Sterling: You're not risking a $9 million artifact...

Eliot: It might be the only chance.

Sterling: ...on a hunch! Let me run this. We track the calls, find out whoever it is, have the police surround -

Eliot (walks around table to stand with team): Sterling, I'm the retrieval specialist. That's my job.

Sterling: Your friends' lives hang in the balance, and you're gonna take your cues off a punch-up artist instead of me? (closes case and takes phone from table) Call me when you need me. 'cause you will need me. (leaves with case)

eliot being the focused, determined retrieval specialist that’s hell bent on getting everyone back safe? we love to see it

+ parker, hardison, and tara having 100% faith in him standing beside him

- - - - -

Eliot: He's angry. We took his payday. (phone rings) All right, all right. (pulls phone toward him and hits button for intercom) Go.

Distorted Voice: If you follow our instructions, your friends will be returned unharmed.

Eliot: We agree. Tell us what you want.

Distorted Voice: You owe me

(Hardison uses computer to remove distortion)

Alex: $9 million.

Hardison: It's Alex. It's Alexander.

[Embassy Hallway]

Alex: I still have a buyer for the egg. Return it, and I return your friends.

[I.Y.S. Insurance Offices]

Eliot: I want proof of life now.

Alex: Agreed

it’s cool to see how Retrieval Specialist™ eliot spencer actually works

- - - - -

Nate: Yeah. Yeah, I was lying to you for your own good.

Maggie: Quick little hint for your next marriage - that excuse does not fly with any woman on earth.

Nate: Oh, go- next marriage? That's really nice to say.

Maggie (hitting Nate with spray can): You know what? I've heard that one before.

Nate: Heard what before? What are you talking about?

Sam: Are you actually having this argument now?!

Nate: She started it.

Maggie: He started it

chaotic ex spouses

- - - - -

Eliot: Listen, listen - we know who's behind this, all right? We know what they want. We have the upper hand here. We do.

COMPETENCY!!! HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT

- - - - -

they made a taser out of two ends of a live wire and a flamethrower with a match and an aerosol I love it

- - - - -

Sam: Give me that. The thing everyone screws up when they fake their own death - no body. Well, that can work, but it leaves no suspect for the police to chase.

Alex: You won't get away with this.

Sam: No, you will. Of course, I've left an evidence trail a mile wide, Visa applications, accounts in offshore banks.

Alex: You were my friend!

Sam: I was your employee. And thanks to your screw-ups, I was an employee with no pension, no savings, no nothing. That was really, really unacceptable to me.

Nate: Well, it's a good plan. What? I- I - listen, I spent 20 years chasing, you know, guys that faked their own death. I mean, this one - it's pretty well thought-out.

Sam: Exactly. Alexander Lundy, desperate for cash, turns to violence. And his poor assistant, Sam, loyal to the last, caught in the cross fire at a ransom drop gone bad.

that’s actually really smart

- - - - -

eliot’s sly grin right before the flashback revealing how they got away with it

- - - - -

(Alex vomiting into a barrel)

Parker (handing him a cloth): It's okay. First bomb's always the hardest (cringes)

- - - - -

Eliot: Was it because they wanted us to hear Sam's performance? It's 101, man. After that, (looks hardison up and down) you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure it out.

Maggie: You know, people underestimate you, Eliot.

Nate: That's kind of the point

HE CONSIDERES HARDISON TO BE AKIN TO A ROCKET SCIENTIST

- - - - -

Reporter (on television): And that's not all. Today, based on his work recovering the priceless artifact, James Sterling was invited to join Interpol. He's a real-life Sherlock Holmes.

Parker: Interpol? Seriously?

Hardison: Sterling's career gets another boost off of our hard work.

Tara: We didn't even get paid.

Hardison: Nope.

Tara: I hate this guy.

Eliot (taps his beer bottle on Tara's): Now you're part of the team. (walks away)

THAT is what it takes lmfao

also eliot was wearing a flannel in that scene

[prrplwtch]

hello! I love your work 💕 Is ask open? If so, can I have the demon bros reacting to MC dating Solomon? I love him so much T_T

Hi nonnie :) Thank you 💜Ask box is always open. Ahh, I agree, Solomon is amazing 💜

 For the purpose of these headcanons I’m assuming that all the brothers somewhat have feelings for MC, just like in canon.

Lucifer

When he finds out that MC is dating Solomon he is less than thrilled - he does not trust Solomon at all, and cannot help but wonder if this is just another detail of a devious plan of his.

Still, it’s better than if MC was dating some random demon - or, hell forbid, one of his brothers. 

Lucifer is not jealous, why would you ever think that.

In part, however, feels somewhat relieved - the two human students sticking together definitely means less likelihood of someone being eaten by a lower level demon before exchange program ends. 

Keeps an eye on the situation - mostly because he does not trust Solomon, but also because why does this human look so smug about it?

Mammon

Mammon is shocked when he finds out - the human is dating Solomon of all people? Is that because he is human too?

Jealous, and while he would never admit to it openly, also cannot really hide it. 

Jealousy is only exacerbated when Asmo gushes about all the AMAZING things Solomon can do in bed. Ugh, Mammon definitely did not need to hear all that. 

Feels sad and finds himself wondering if he would have chance with MC if he were human and not a demon.

Like Lucifer, would likely try to keep an eye on the situation - most likely with significantly less success - or even try and tell Solomon to treat MC right or else. 

Leviathan

Levi’s outward reaction to finding out the news is along the lines of “Ughm normies. Who needs a 3D s/o when 2D s/o never disappoint.”

On the inside is somewhat hurt if he likes MC, but tries to make himself stop feeling the hurt. After all, who would ever go for a “yucky otaku” like him. 

Can’t stop being jealous, and is sad about it - he actually really liked talking to Solomon about TSL, but now he can’t really bring himself to hang out with him. 

Dating video games galore - anything to take his mind off of this one particular human. 

Will likely start avoiding MC. 

Satan

On the outside, Satan is serenity in the flesh. “What, MC is dating Solomon? Good for them.” On the inside, however, he cannot help but feel angry.

Satan does not really trust Solomon, at all - he thinks he is highly devious - and believes that MC deserves someone better. 

But am I really better? 

Seeing how happy MC is, will likely bottle up his anger. After all, he wants MC to be happy. 

To ensure that, just like Lucifer and Mammon will likely try to keep an eye on the situation.

Asmodeus

Well, Asmo’s reaction really depends - are MC and Solomon in an open relationship? Are they open to a threesome with him? If the answer is “yes,” then he is pretty elated. 

It’s great, sleeping with one of his favorite people who he also happens to have a pact with, but with two...Oh, that’s the stuff of the dreams.

If they are open to it, will try for an OT3 :)

If, however MC and Solomon are not in an open relationship and do not want a threesome with him, will likely be very sad on the inside. 

On the outside, however, he’d gushing about love - Asmo will not be caught dead acting less than awesome.

Beelzebub

Beelzebub is quite glad to see that MC is happy in the new relationship. 

However, he finds himself unable to shake a strange, unpleasant feeling - he is not sure whether it is jealousy that he is feeling, or if it just stems from the fact that he does not really trust Solomon.

Beel won’t show it though - he just wants MC to be happy. 

But if Solomon ends up hurting his human, he won’t get away with it...

Belphegor

Belphegor is not thrilled that MC got involved with Solomon - he does not really like or trust humans in general, and he especially does not trust this human in particular. 

Still, in Belphie’s mind, there is nothing to be done - he does not want to make MC unhappy, and attempting to break up her and Solomon would likely result in just that. 

Who is jealous? Definitely not him?

Might also try to keep an eye on the situation, like some of his brothers, but, due to his nature, will likely give up on that pretty quickly.

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Oh my gosh I want to ask about everything. How about that pre-OT3 Mac/Deacon-focused fic? Just to stay on brand for myself ;D

Ahh you are so sweet, thank you friend! :) Quite a long time ago now, before I wrote anything for the OT3, I did a ship ask meme for them and talked about how I saw them getting together. It involved Deacon x Mac being in a place where they’re somewhat standoffish to each other, Nat being drunk and declaring she’ll make them fall in love with each other, and then Nat orchestrating tropey situations (there was only one bed!) for the boys to find themselves in. My vision for how they get together has changed a lot from that and I wouldn’t say that’s accurate to how I see it unfolding now. But, I did like the core of this concept, so I’ve sort of reworked it to be about getting the boys to bond in the pre-relationship phase.

This one is just loose concepts right now, no words on page quite yet. A short while into Deacon’s stay with Mac and Nat, the boys are sort of bickery with each other over nothing in particular, just a general sense of tetchiness. I think they gelled well enough during the Institute days because they were, ultimately, on the same side, but they’ve never super confronted some ideological differences. And the tetchiness starts to have some bite to it, get a little more personal. Nat doesn’t want Deacon to leave, and doesn’t want to deal with the sniping, so she orchestrates bonding time that may take the form of One Bed, or another/similar trope. Forced proximity for sure. 

I don’t really have the “meat” of the chapter fleshed out in any sense. Some ideas I’ve tossed around are getting them locked in a closet together, or, and I have no clue how I would do this, but I would be quite pleased to see them on a swan boat or a tunnel of love ride or something else explicitly romance-coded. Like, the corniest date ever. But they think they’re two bros. Just bro-ing. Hehe.  I think there’s a silly/humor aspect to it, but also probably a heart-to-heart. I imagine Mac might talk a bit about Duncan here. Deacon might talk about why he joined the Railroad. (And why he took sabbatical to come and see his friends).  Anyway, I think a lot of softness (and pining and flirting) between them starts in earnest after this one.

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003, Jerome!!

- Nsfwitchy (bear with me cause it’s a side blog lol)

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: GOD I LOVE JEROME SO MUCH....LIKE...TOO MUCH

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Probably Bruce Wayne and Jonathan Crane...!!! *hey they both have rhyming names!* opps! and sometimes Oswald too!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Ahh..hmm...Jervis...

My unpopular opinion about this character: Probably one of the most sympathetic characters in the series of Gotham. I know he killed his mother and did a shet ton of bad things...but I really feel for him. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: UHHH THAT HE LIVED FFFFFFFML

my het ship: oh! This is hard for me...HMMMMMM...if anything I choose Ecco! but that might be because that’s the first girl I thought about for Jerome uwu *they might’ve made a really good evil duo!*

my fem/slash ship: UHH WITH GIRL BRUCE AND GIRL JEROME...YEY....

my OTP: Valeyne/Batjokes and Scaryjokes (Jerome/Jonathan)

my OT3: As a team: Arkham's Finest *Jerome/Jonathan/Jervis* but! as a ship I simp for Bruce/Jerome/Jonathan

my cross over ship: You know what. Give him a Harley from a DCverse or even another Joker.... *JokerxJoker rights!* 

my kink: For Jerome! Scars/blood/mouth stuff/ and sometimes bondage...I feel Jerome likes being restrained....

a head cannon fact: He has a very high pain tolerance and enjoys the fine arts. He’s linguistic and knows how to do magic tricks! I feel Jerome is all about the theater... I actually give him a lot of Jack Napier's interests from Batman 1989....and from the Arkham video game series!

my gender bend: For Jerome?? HMMMMM....YES....I mean if Jerome was a girl I wouldn't mind it especially if it’s the same personality and plot!!!! Am a huge simp lmao 

*Thank you for the asks!!!*