#ahhhh I need to catch up on this story so bad

[dalliancekay]

I'm just gonna write out what I think cos if someone sends me this again for the 113th time, I'm gonna snap. Look. Interviews (months!) before a premiere of something are tricky. You gotta be careful and VAGUE with what you say and what you want people to expect. Mostly creators focus on the themes in the first, maybe second episodes or so too trying not to give away much. Just the bare bones, what is already expected anyway. After all, they want you to watch it and go: "Ahhhh...." It was the same in S2 as well. (David describing in interviews how unmoored Crowley was in S2, how kind of disappointed etc and Michael how Az is also a bit disconcerted by not having a job, something big to belong to). But that's a description of - how we find the Ineffables in ep1, rather than describing the whole of Season 2. And there was a book first before the series and you must admit Aziraphale and Crowley are a bit different in the series than they are in the book. So caution was needed. PLUS their story has evolved again. It doesn't now end in the Ritz (I know it never really did for Neil and Terry who clearly wanted them to deal with the whole system somehow). The husbands have more trouble ahead. More details were added. We got more of their story, their journeys. Crowley doesn't change and is just waiting for Aziraphale to catch up with him is not much of a story, don't you think? Aziraphale is a naïve goody two shoes angel who has to realise Heaven is bad - is just so simple I'd be angry if I was Neil and read that. Well, okay, I AM angry.

And I'm sorry but Aziraphale has not lived a guarded life. He has lived a life of fear and anxiety with bosses who underestimate, belittle and laugh at him and think he's soft and rather pointless. Does anyone know what the question was Neil answers?

Yeah, Aziraphale changes a lot in S1 (esp first 2 eps, he's kind of forced to think about the stuff that was always kinda there but swept under a rug a bit in is mind). Crowley throws out - we should do something. This whole Armageddon thing, I don't like it. He is so much a questioner of everything, isn't he. Why does it have to be tis way. Makes no sense, what if... And generally, he doesn't have much to lose. If Hell wins, well, he knows what it's like. If Heaven wins, well, it'd be marginally better? Just about? If he survives to see it? Still sucks balls tho. So yes, David is right that Crowley NEEDS Aziraphale to see things his way and quickly. Cos EARTH.

Aziraphale knows the Earth came with a manual and an expiry date. He even told this to Angel!Crowley aeons ago.

So Aziraphale's journey (is not stopping believing Heaven is good and truth and light) is believing that he has choices. That the Plan might be Ineffable but it doesn't have to follow what he was told it must follow.

Crowley says, look, let's try, what do we have to lose. You like Earth as much as I do. And he gets Aziraphale to agree, they hatch a plan.

We watch Crowley come to love and trust Aziraphale through the ages after all he has been through. We watch Aziraphale to guard their little existence and carefully push at boundaries of what he thinks he can get away with. He wonders at what things are really like. What do they mean.

Their journey, is towards each other.

I don't know how they will smash the System before they fall into a tight embrace and never let go, but I know they will. Even if they have no idea yet that that is even possible. How could they.

And if I see one more post about how Aziraphale was backsliding and choosing his ‘faith’ over Crowley in the Final 15, I will set the internet on fire.

I can never decide if Heaven and Hell are more like mafia or like a dictatorship. Maybe a mix of both. Just cos they couldn't be killed, they were left alone for a bit. Didn't last long though, did it. They needed to be separated so they don't stop another go at destroying the little Universe project God started. I guess the Archangels are quite fed up with it.

Remember. Aziraphale and Crowley have nowhere to go. They never had. The best they could do was keep their little places on Earth. For themselves. For each other. Until they couldn't.

If you thought Aziraphale won't take the chance to have a tiny glimmer of an opportunity to destroy the fucking system in whatever way he can come up with (instead of what, being downmoted, having his memory erased too?), than you don't get him at all. Did he want to stay? You heard him say it. Was he allowed to? (No, really Metatron, nice chat but do fuck off for real now, I have a date with my demon). If you think Metatron wouldn't be back with a punishment for helping Gabriel than I don't know what to tell you.

Remember this?

And then they threatened the demon he loves.

ALSO Why do people keep bringing this back to justify their vague (or not so vague) dislike of Az (but but Neil said "I think Aziraphale needs to learn") cos they think Az betrayed Crowley by leaving or something. The angel is just so stubborn. And he just won't listen to Crowley... right? /s And they ignore all the other wonderful things Neil says about Aziraphale. Especially pointing out again and again and again how smart Aziraphale is. And you can see this. In canon. On screen. In the words and scenes of what Neil wrote. You can see Aziraphale's struggles - he is a part of something he disagrees with and has no way out (Hell is not a way out btw) and tries to live in his existence in the little bubble with Crowley while being extremely careful not to have it burst. Until it inevitably does. Just as he always knew it would. But okay, if you want to have Good Omens be about a demon who figured everything out and is now waiting for his fluffy little angel to catch up and apologise to him (a million times) for being stupid so they can finally ride into the sunset, have at it. TL;DR - Heaven is good and Heaven should/could be good are two different things - Aziraphale is not an idiot; whether he still believes God is good/neutral/whatever and just the management bad or not is up in the air, we can't know unless we ask him, but it's definitely not so simple as he needs to see it's bad, like Crowley did, end of story - The Ineffables HAVE NOWHERE TO GO. There isn't a secret third option where they can leave for and be happy if only Aziraphale opened his eyes - it's what the story is about - Crowley left Heaven for an even worse place. It would make zero sense for Aziraphale to follow his journey. Crowley is not free and doesn't have all the answers - I bet it has never occurred to either of them the whole System can be ever changed (we don't even know if it can be. The System is bigger than the UNIVERSE) - But I think that's what they'll do in S3

[jade-jini]

please make a virgin loser chaeyoung (twice) WITHOUT G!P 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 beg you

(I love the pics where she looks high af bdjdnfj sorry for taking forever.)

Warning: long as fuck. Fluffy smut.

To me chaengie is the type of loser who might get mistaken by a popular person just because she looks so chill sometimes. Like she be on her car hitting a blunt listening to music or something and people see it and are like “wait that’s cool!”.

In reality tho you’re her first girlfriend and one of the few people she talks to on campus. Girlie can’t look at people in the eye😭 when you’re not looking tho (or when she thinks you’re not looking) her eyes are stuck to your face, memorizing every feature, lovingly appreciating them.

She’s a movies typa nerd too like she will ask you to watch a marathon of Tim burton stuff with her and explain the whole lore and how they’re all connected (i need this actually).

“So in this movie he’s the kid, then he becomes adult and that’s when the Corpse Bride story takes place, and then in The Nightmare Before Christmas we see him in his dead form, and it’s all the same dude! isn’t it cool?!” She’d explain while holding her plushie of Sparky (which was a gift from you btw).

“Of course babe.” You’d answer, not fully understanding everything but just happy to be there ‘cause she was adorable.

Museum dates happen often, where she’d quietly take her time to contemplate any piece that caught her attention. She will even Google about it online to know the story behind it.

“Chaeyoung no-” you tell her while holding her arm so she doesn’t try to take the painting 😭

“But it doesn’t belong here! It was stolen!” Yeah fvck them bitches chaengie 🫵🏼 (idk what I’m saying).

As I said she can’t look at people in the eye. Of course after you started dating she got better at it with you, but before? Girlie’s eyes were everywhere but on you. And when I say everywhere I mean everywhere. She tried to avoid it, she really did, but god aren’t you hot? How was she supposed to not look at your chest? Or when your shoulders were exposed, the only thing she wanted was to kiss them so bad :( she would get so lost in her thoughts that wouldn’t even realize she had been staring for so long, and the moment you catch her doing it she’d get so flustered, her eyes escaping your figure completely quietly groaning and mentally slapping herself but she never learns, she does it again lol.

After you started dating, you had this thing where whenever you noticed her eyes on you like that (because of course she was still obsessed with you and 0 slick about it) you’d tease her, and she’d deny the sht out of it. You know that little voice and pout combo she has sometimes? Like that while looking at the floor- ahhhh cutie patootie. One day tho, you whispered in her ear that instead of looking so much, she should touch and take what’s supposed to be hers. And bro?! How do you say this to a literal virgin 😭 girlie went completely quiet like COMPLETELY for the rest of the class.

You guys had been dating for a little while, so she knew that time would come sooner or later. It’s not that she didn’t want it, of course she did like c’mon, the amount of times she’d touch herself thinking about you were countless even before you guys started dating (oh ok perv). But she was a little nervous which it’s normal! She knew it was normal to be nervous, still tho… she just didn’t want to disappoint you or something ‘cause she knew you had a lot more experience :( . While waiting for you to finish your last class in her car, she tried to calm herself and repeat that you having experience was actually a good thing! that way she could learn with you, right? But god she felt kinda pathetic.

On your side tho, you were nervous yourself. Being somebody’s first time was a big thing. You didn’t wanna mess it up for chaeyoung, she was your sweet girlfriend and you wanted it to be good for both of you, specially for her. You met your girlie at her spot in the parking lot as always and made your way to her house for another movie marathon date. Over-planning stuff wasn’t your style nor chaeng’s, so even tho you wanted things to go well, and it felt like the moment was close after more than constant teasing, you tried not to overthink about it. It was gonna happen when it was meant to be.

But Chaeyoung didn’t expect it to be this soon ah-

You were feeling extra clingy, using one of her oversized shirts and playing with her hands while resting your head on her shoulder as you watched the movie and made little conversation about it. Things were going chill as usual, until you rested one of your hands on her thigh, a little too close to more delicate zones. You didn’t notice it as you caressed the exposed skin of her inner thigh, oh but chaeyoung did. She gulped and started throwing facts about the people involved in the movie. You thought it was cute, until you could feel the warmth of her face against your forehead. You sat straight to look at her and softly asked “is everything ok babe?” As you moved your hand from her leg to her forehead to check her temperature “are you getting sick?”

“I- I’m ok, y/n.” She said, clearing her throat. Chaeng grabbed your hand and intertwined your fingers. You smiled and kissed her cheek, finding comfort against her shoulder again. But Ofc you couldn’t stay still, and you went from leaving kisses on her face from time to time to softly kissing her neck. At first it was just a few short ones, those that tickle a little bit and felt nice and cute. But eventually it developed to more sensual ones, slow and wet ones. You didn’t even realize what you were doing, but your girlfriend’s skin tasted so nice. And she was so cute, how to resist it? She was looking even cuter than normal for some reason today:(( You only noticed what was going on once you heard her letting out a quiet soft moan as she asked “y/n, w-what are you doing?”

“Oh chaengie I’m so sorry!” You apologized as you tried to give your girlfriend some space “I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable or anything I just-”

“N-no! It’s ok, it felt nice it’s just” she started while making sure you stayed as close as you were next to her “well you’ve never done that and it was unexpected. But it felt nice, could you.. maybe keep doing it?” She asked surprising you, her face still with some light blush.

“Are you sure baby? I really didn’t mean to suddenly do it.” You clarified. It was just kisses but you knew yourself and you knew how much you wanted your girl, and you knew that kisses like those were almost always just the beginning of more, so you needed to make sure things were ok before continuing. Of course if she didn’t want anything more, or ever wanted to stop, you would. You weren’t expecting anything.

Doesn’t mean you didn’t want it.

“Please do it again…” she asked again ever so cutely. You could only obey and made yourself more comfortable, holding her by the waist and slightly feeling some of her skin making direct contact with your hands thanks to her shirt moving a lot. You couldn’t wait to take it off.

Your mouth went back to her neck after leaving a soft kiss on her lips. The soft sighs escaping chaeyoung’s mouth making you eager to feel her, to taste her.

“You’re so beautiful, baby.” You told her as you continued your kisses. “So so beautiful.”

“Hmmmm no I’m not..” she let out in a little groan. You stopped to look at her, checking how even though she seemed to be enjoying your touch, she was still slightly awkward and shy about it. She tended to answer like that sometimes whenever you complimented her. You always needed to ease her mind whenever you noticed her confidence getting low but in this moment, this moment of yours both, you needed it more than anything else. To make her understand how perfect she was to you. Because in the whole world there wasn’t one single thing more beautiful than the woman in front of you. Not one single thing more special or important.

You caressed her face with one of your hands for a moment before grabbing her hands.

“Chaengie, my love. Look at me.” You asked her in a soft voice. However, your calm tone scared chaeyoung, making her think that maybe she ruined the moment by being so insecure. She looked at you almost pouting with her shiny eyes looking extra big as you started talking. “I love you.” You said firmly, still in a soft voice.

“I know you do, y/n…”

“No, listen. Because I know what you’re thinking and I don’t like when you think that.” She sighed and rolled her eyes at your comment, but both of you knew it was true. You left a soft kiss on the tip of her nose, which brought the blush back to her face. “I love you so much, you are so very beautiful and I’m in love with you. I want you in every way you can imagine, ok? To me, every part of you is perfect. Your eyes, your lips, your cute little nose” you said as you left another kiss there, making her giggle in a way that melted your heart “Your hands too” as you put them closer to your lips to leave multiple kisses on them “Every tattoo on your skin, your back, your-”

“Wait.” She interrupted, the blush in her face getting brighter as you paid attention to her next words, which she seemed a little unsure to say but opted to do it anyways as she bit her lip. “Aren’t you.. gonna kiss those too?” She asked and again, she caught you by surprise ‘cause how does she go from insecure and shy to saying those things?? But c’mon who where you to even think about denying that.

“That is an amazing idea yes you’re right I should do that.” You said all eager as you started leaving kisses all over her arms and hands. Both of you were giggling while also hugging each other and honestly it felt like your first time ever as well. Nothing you’ve felt before could ever compare to the feelings Chaeyoung caused in you.

“Can I take this off, baby? So I can reach your other tattoos” You gently asked her, tugging on the edges of her shirt. Chaeyoung gulped before nodding, knowing she didn’t have anything under it and that you were gonna see her naked body for the first time.

“Could I take yours off first before you do that, though?” She asked carefully, and you smiled at her before kissing her cheek.

“Of course you can.” You answered and you felt her trembling hands travel to your waist, and slowly removing her own shirt from your body. Chaeng gulped again, hypnotized by the image in front of her. She knew your body was perfect, but having you this exposed for her, for the first time. Her brain was almost malfunctioning.

“So beautiful…” you heard her say, and you felt your own face getting warmer. “Can I touch you, y/n?”

“Finally taking what’s yours, right?” She teased her about your earlier comment.

“Mine, all mine, yes” she said, her blush never leaving, but still kissing you while massaging your breast slowly, causing your breathing to become irregular. You moaned against her lips, but remembered what you guys said a minute ago. You slowly separated, and looked at her with teasing eyes.

“Hey, I took mine off, your turn now right?” You asked, just wanting to confirm she was still ok with it but also eager to finally see your girl like that. She left a kiss on your lips, before nodding.

“You are so beautiful.” You said, feeling a tingling sensation in your mouth as your eyes were fixed on her naked torso. You softly started to caress her breast, not without making sure she was ok with it first. As you started leaving kisses on her chest, you heard her voice.

“Keep kissing my tattoos, y/n…” she told you. It sounded more like demanding rather than asking even with her trembling voice, she wanted to play a little bit. How could she be such a tease while also being so nervous? Even she didn’t know. But if she wanted to play, you could play along a little bit too. You grabbed your girlfriend and turned her around, not too aggressive but not too gentle, which made her gasp. You sat on her low back, and started kissing her shoulders and back, from the beginning of her big tattoo.

As your lips made their way down her back, in the position that she was, you seriously just wanted to take her shorts off and start enjoying your girlfriend’s sweet taste. So slowly you took your hands to the front of her body, close to the button of her pants before asking “can I take these off, baby? They’re kinda in my way…”

“Yes, please…” you heard chaengie answered as you feel her pushing her ass up a bit, impatiently. With a giggle you started undressing her, so excited about finally having the girl who has been driving you insane in love naked in front of (or well, actually under) you.

“God you really are perfect, you know?” You whispered thinking out loud as your hands traveled over her legs and ass, making sure every inch of skin felt loved.

“You really think so?” She cutely asked, and you considered it an advance. From denying it right away, to at least just wanting to confirm it. It made you smile bigger.

“Of course, my love. I know so.” You answered, grabbing her hair gently and pulling it up, careful of not actually hurting her. You just wanted to fix her position so she was on her knees and hands and you could kiss her. You deepened the kiss, feeling her moan against your lips as you started playing with her tits again. Feeling brave, she bit and pulled your lip with her teeth, and god you loved it, a groan escaping your mouth. Oh she liked that reaction. Chaeyoung decided the best next thing after that would be to pass her tongue over your lips. Your girl was just so naturally sexy.

“Chaeng you are so fucking hot.” You said before slapping her ass. It wasn’t that hard, but it did get a whimper out of her “and you’re such a good girl aren’t you?”

“We’ll see about that…” she teased, again, with that trembling voice. You knew she’d be a little bit of a brat, but deep inside she was so good. It’s ok, you could always teach her how to be your perfect good girl.

You kissed your way down her body, until you had her pussy in front of you. She was so wet, your mouth drooling at the sight. Without wasting more time, you started eating her out. Moaning at the taste, which was 10 times better than you had imagined, you could feel yourself getting completely wet as well. But all your attention was on pleasuring your girlfriend, giving her the best first experience she could have.

“Oh my god, y/n!” She moaned slowly and loud, backing up against your mouth as much as possible. The sensation of your warm tongue basically all over her pussy had her delirious since the first second. Her body barely able to process what was feeling. “Oh my god oh my god…” she kept saying in between whimpers, her lip in between her teeth as she grabbed the pillow under her so tightly.

Talking about tightly. Her pussy was so. Fucking. Tight. You slowly put a finger inside her and you could barely move it, even when she was soaking wet. You were in no rush tho, you wanted to enjoy every second and every detail of it. Of her. Of making her yours and showing her you’re hers.

“You sound so good, chaengie” you told her as you moved your finger a bit faster, feeling her relax a little more and allowing you to add a second finger “and your pussy feels so so good baby. So good on my fingers.”

“Y/n! Shut up don’t~” she complained, her face getting red with your dirty talk. But you knew she liked it. Her body told you so, shivers going down her spine, and her cunt clenching your fingers inside her.

“But it’s the truth! Your pussy is so perfect, it tastes so good in my tongue. Hmm~” you said as you added your mouth again with your fingers, making figures on her clit and swallowing her juices.

“Hmmm… keep going please… feels too good..” she begged, rolling her hips, reaching for her orgasm. “Please…”

“Yes, keep moving like that on my fingers, baby. Just like that. I promise I’ll make you feel so good.” You encouraged her, enjoying the view from behind of your precious girlfriend basically fucking herself on your hand, without looking like she wasn’t even aware of what she was doing. “Good girl…” You complimented her and she started going faster, now keeping herself up with her arms straight, so so close to it, until..

“W-what? Whyy~” she complained when you suddenly stopped and put your fingers out of her pussy, but you didn’t even give her time to continue as you turned her around and pushed her on her back. She didn’t think you were gonna miss her face as you made her come for the first time, right? (Nu-uh)

“Sorry love, but I need to see your pretty face.” You said before shoving your fingers inside her hole again,continuing with your fast pace knowing damn right she was on the edge already. Chaeyoung let a loud moan out, trying to grab the head of the bed as she started moving her hips again. “You look so beautiful like this, my love. So pretty and perfect, my beautiful beautiful girl.”

“Y/n..! I’m close, I’m so close…” she sobbed while looking at you with the cutest eyes and a pout. You cooed her, your other hand now playing with her clit to help her reach her desired climax “oh my god! Yes, baby, please~”

“Come for me, babygirl. Let me see your pretty face as you come.” You whispered next to her ear before leaving wet kisses on her neck, and you could feel your girlfriend holding you as close as possible as she came on your fingers. You couldn’t stop yourself from kissing her deeply, which she corresponded eagerly.

“Oh my god I love you…” she said against your lips as she rode her orgasm “I love you so much… so so much”

“I love you more my love, you’re the most precious part of my life.” You told her before leaving a kiss on her forehead. Chaeyoung could see the sincerity in your eyes, and there in your arms, she swore she had never felt safer or happier than now.

[hughiecampbelle]

Dread (Bucky Barnes Oneshot)

Character/s: Bucky

Word Count: 1,824

A/N: Ahhhh okay I don't really talk about it here, or to anyone lol, but last year I was diagnosed with post traumatic stress disorder. I still feel like "it" wasn't bad enough and idk, I'm afraid if I did tell someone, they'd say what I'm thinking. My extended family can't handle this kind of info and my mum is dealing with the same thing, so I end up taking care of her even when things are bad. I've been having a lot of trouble the past few months days with sleeping and I thought I'd write about it. I'm using my emotional support Bucky lol. Anyways, just a therapy fic. Things will go back to normal asap! 💜💜💜

You shatter. Like glass, like snow, like silence. Bursting into thousands, millions,of  infinitely beautiful pieces. You glitter under the light, between his fingers. Oh y/n, the pity dripping from his voice like honey, thick and sweet across his teeth, oh no. You splinter, cracking right down the middle. Cheekbone and shoulder blade and fractured, punctured vertebrae compress together into one anonymous pile of bone. Pile of you. Collected into dust pans, into willing palms. All serrated edges and knife like anger, hurt and screaming and ashamed. He nicks himself on you, on a tooth or empty eye socket, slicing himself open. Sorrysorrysorrysorry. The words tumble from your mouth as it falls apart, crashing into the floor, scattered everywhere. He waves you away. He deserves it, he thinks, he says, he insists. You deserved it, too. It was your fault. You didn’t fight back. You didn’t scream. You didn’t tell them. No, he argues, the thoughts breaking through your open wounds. Drawn by ice pick, your skin chipped, two words the play on loop. My. Fault. No, his is angry now, speaking to the fragments. Don’t say that. Don’t- don’t say that. Okayokayokayokay. In secret though, when he has his back turned, attention carried away, you think it very quietly. Over and over until there is no more space left, until you fear you will splinter all over again. Myfaultmyfaultmyfaultmyfault. 

He used to try to fill the silence. Frantic in the dark, blinded, left to wander, searching for the switch. The bedside lamp spills her light across the room. You can name everything in it. An unmade bed. Two tables. Two lamps. Two people, sleep deprived, scared to death for the same reason. He used to try to fill the empty space with every question that came to mind. Beneath his voice you sniffled, your heart beating in your ears, pounding too loud. Beneath the sound you tried to catch your breath, gasping for air, trying to fill your lungs, your blood, your body. You can still feel it, you can still hear it, the dream indistinguishable from reality. He used to talk until he was out of breath, until there was nothing left to ask, hoping he would be able to better understand. Why you were doing what you did, why this happened sometimes, who did this. He doesn’t do that anymore. Now he knows. It was a guessing game, a series of assumptions. Fragmented ideas sewn together, the gaps numerous and wide, a series of events and half-truths constructed poorly to make a story. Holey. Holy. And then, once, only once, you told him. You told him everything, unable to look at him for a long time, unable to stop yourself. You put what you’ve never been able to into words. And then he stopped. 

He finds you under the bed. You’re not sure when it became the place, the space to occupy. A habit. Maybe when it started, all those years ago, crying beneath the exoskeleton, needing to feel hugged without the threat of human touch. Maybe it wasn’t suffocating like the closet or exposed out in the open like behind the bedroom door. Maybe it was the last place they would ever find you, the last place to look. Seven years old. Eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen all over again. It makes you feel so small, so little, as if no time has passed. As if those versions of you have been stuck under there all this time. He finds your part of the mattress empty, blankets dragged down as if they’d gotten caught on something. He follows the sound of crying. Soft sobs escape you, the cool of the floorboards cold beneath your cheek. On his hands and knees, his t-shirt loose around his arms, his hair disheveled. Eye-level now. There is sorrow in those blue eyes, pity, but something more. Something that makes you want to curl around him, hold him, let him cry as you are now. Understanding. Recognition. 

What a dangerous thing. 

It’s happened again. The dream with the boy, the dream with the man. His knee between your legs. Spreading them. Pushing into you. On your stomach. You can’t move or speak, you can’t fight. It happened again and now you can’t stop feeling it, experiencing it. Like looking into the mouth of a wolf, counting his teeth, believing naively that you are safe with your hand halfway down his throat. It doesn’t matter how long it’s been. It doesn’t matter where you go or who you pretend to be. They follow you. They haunt you. That fucking laugh. Hysterical, cynical, a warning before his hands crawled all over you. You hear it now, under the bed, far from him. You hear it all the time. Strangers look like him. A flash of panic spreads in your chest before you realize it’s someone else. Before you name yourself paranoid, crazy. Again? It’s barely above a whisper. His voice is so thin, so shaky, as if afraid any louder would scare you away. He shouldn’t have to ask. He shouldn’t have to deal with this, with you. You nod, your hands balled into you, your knees to your chest. Yesyesyesyesyes. Againagainagainagain. 

He doesn’t put his hands on you. Not now, not ever. He doesn’t say the things that have been said about you, your body, the space you are forced to occupy. He doesn’t have the thoughts that they had or the urges or the good sense to target someone who would never say anything. Staring at one another. He knows. Not the details, or the guys, or the boys, but he knows. Parts of the past play on loop. Moments he wishes he could forget, destroy, set aflame. Moments that haunt him even on a bright, sunny day where he feels as if nothing bad has ever happened. Even then, there is a ringing in his ears. There is something small and deep that tells him he is running away from something inescapable. That he is a fool for believing he could ever move on. 

It’s too late to say anything. It’s too late to do anything. You can’t remember their names, their faces. You don’t remember when it started, only that it did. It’s never really stopped since then. What a waste, you think, what a terrible waste you’ve become. Two children who would be laughed at, who would be made into jokes, who would grow up and live life with the knowledge that they are not immune to terrible things. He doesn’t join you under there. Instead, he rolls on his back, arm stretched outward, his hand, his wrist, his fingertips rest at the edges of the shadow. His eyes cast upward in awe as if he were looking at a sky full of stars and not a vast blankness of white ceiling. Eventually, your hand will find his. Millimeters away, not yet touching, close enough to feel though. That’s all you have to offer in this moment. He will take it. He will take nothing. But he will never take everything like they have done. You’re on your stomach, your back, always crying. Always trying to get away, but they are too strong, too powerful. They are bigger than you. 

They will say and do things that make you feel dirty. Soiled. Broken. You will scrub your skin raw, but it’s a feeling that never dissipates. It never goes away. You used to hide in the shower. Midnight, one, two, three. He’d hear the water going, see the steam. You’d appear, scrubbed anew and smelling like coconut. Sweet. Summery. Familiar. Your eyes would be rimmed red. Bloodshot. You’d make up an excuse. Anything to get away with it. Along the way you stopped. Along the way you realized the water could never be hot enough, you could never wash away the pieces of you they took. Under the bed it was. You prayed he wouldn’t wake up, that you wouldn’t disturb him, but it never worked. You prayed like that, before, before they did what they did. You gave up on God like He’d given up on you. It only seemed right. Fair. He used to search the entire apartment, calling out your name, his heart suddenly in your throat. Petrified you left him, petrified something terrible happened.  Now he knows what to expect. He knows the place. You lay like that, barely touching, trying to catch your breath, until one of you falls asleep. Eventually, the other follows.

The morning comes. Her warm light welcomes you. You watch him for a while, quietly, running your eyes over the hard line of his jaw, the softness of his cheek, the bridge of his nose. Your finger will draw stars, and circles, and hearts into the floorboards. The day is welcome. It’s the night when things turn sour. When he wakes, you will crawl out from under the frame. You will shower and dress and move on from what’s been tormenting you. You will play pretend. He won’t push the subject, knowing better now, but he will remain acutely aware of your every move. You’ll grab his hand, his arm, the least frightening act of affection, and walk together. You’ll have your coffee. You’ll talk with Sam. You’ll smile, and laugh, and act as if nothing has happened. It’s always these moments that strike him the hardest: after the nightmares, the feeling, the crying, you have no choice but to pick yourself up and carry on. You’re not overly affectionate, though you show him it’s okay, things are better now. Tentatively, his hand finds its way on the small of your back. You let him. 

Tonight it will happen all over again. That dream will come. You will hide. He won’t wake up, though. Tonight he will sleep through it. You will join him in the bed before he realizes, before his eyes open, before he comes to. He thinks things are getting better. And they will, but for now this is how it will be. Two things can be true at once. Two people can exist in a single body. Today, you are you, but the sun will set and that child will take over and you can do nothing but let them. Two realities can exist. Here, you will thrive. There, you are allowed to crumble. He will place his hand on your back. He will refill your mug. He won’t take this light mood for granted. He knows what comes next. He knows the emotions you place in the closet just to exist here, in this room, with these people. He knows because he does the same.

You will thank him quietly, for putting up with you, for dealing with you, but he will always shake his head, unsure of how to put his exact thoughts into words. He’s never minded taking care of you. You’re worth it. You always have been.

[fatuismooches]

SMOOCHES!!! Hii darling !! ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

ohmigosh i swear whenever you respond to my asks, my brain exploded with ideas its crazy and i love u sm for it <33 but anyways this kinda tied down to my recent brainrot b4 this, so since fragile!reader was in a coma for hundreds of years, the first time they probably tried getting out of bed and walking on their own two feet was probably an absolute failure 😭 fragile!raedrr probably looked like a baby deer learning how to walk for the first time. to say it was cute but also embarrassing is an understatement. also THATS SO TRUE! reader would literally beg Zandik and every single clone to go outside to see Snezhnaya, but since their health is so fragile it’s such a huge risk that they can’t take :(( so they’re usually just looking out the window to see if they can even catch a glimpse of Snezhnaya’s city. also adding onto Zandik being more mature and different from the Akademiya, reader probs has so so many questions on what happened while they slept, like what do you mean he has power that can match even the gods?! fragile!raeder would probably be so amazed but also scared that their own lover, THE Zandik, the outcast from Sumeru, turned to become the 2nd Harbinger, and have so much strength. ALSOOOO lifting up his mask and seeing the new scars littered on his face </3 reader would probably be so worried and ask “does it still hurt?” AHHHH it’s past 12 AM but this man has had such a grip on me the whole day. Currently sick rn, hopefully I’ll get better. But ANYWAYS I love you so so much smooches make sure you take breaks and stay healthy in college I know it must be really stressful. Just know I’ll be giving you a bunch of chu chus. <33

-from your dear boo boo bear 🎐 anon ౨ৎ

HI 🎐 ANON!! <33 I'm so glad I inspired you wabdbedbdw that's so cute ily more ❤️❤️ And RELATABLE 🎐 ANON i can't go a day without thinking of this crazy doctor man smh,, and omg i hope you feel better 😭 i'm responding a bit late but hopefully you feel better by now!! Make sure to rest a lot and don't push yourself okay? Staying up until 12 AM isn't good for you!! 😤🥺 Thank you luckily I've been coping well in college, it's just that is SO!! hot and walking to class has me sweating hard unfortunately 😅 Anyway- MOVING ON TO DOTTORE!!

I didn't even think about that- poor fragile reader would have to relearn SO many basic things. At first you'd be stubborn about accepting help - because well... obviously you feel embarrassed and upset that you need help doing something that should be easy to you, from a man as powerful as Dottore nonetheless - but... eventually you have to. At least baby Zandy holds your hand the whole time to steady you ❤️

YEAAA the clones and Dot probably can guess what you are about to say with EASE when you come up to them with a pleading "🥺" expression. They really do feel bad about rejecting you, especially when your shoulders droop and you let out that little dejected sigh that they've gotten used to hearing... You just want to know about the world outside, to explore just like how you once used to in the Akademiya... to venture into the unknown with your beloved. At least there are some really pretty picture books of Snezhnaya, and they always bring you souvenirs from their expeditions <33

Reader would be literally bouncing off the walls in excitement when they hear all of the stories Zandik has to tell 🥺 They want EVERY piece of the story down to the most minuscule detail. I mean, how could you not want the whole story when he went from this random guy in the Akademiya to a HARBINGER? In the Fatui? Those same people who used to watch y'all in the desert and forest?? 😨 And now you're saying this whole lab and space belongs to you too? Zandik, we have hundreds of years of catching up to do and you're not letting him go until he recounts everything <33

OH MY GOD THE SCARS😭😭 TEARSSS I didn't think about how he'd get the scars after you fell asleep- you would be wondering why he wears that mask nonstop until he finally relents and lets you take it off... :( your heart would just break as you softly kiss the scarred skin and trace it with your fingers. It probably doesn't hurt anymore but it aches when you touch it so tenderly...

[vee-crytraps]

So sorry that people are rude :( If you feel like it's better for you to turn off anon, go ahead! This should be a fun experience for you, and you owe nothing to nobody

Personally, I agree with you! The drama is one of the reasons I love your story so much. I absolutely adore seeing complex, flawed characters who fuck up but still try to do their best. Just like you, it's one of the things that drew me to the batfam in the first place.

Anyways, I loved the chapter!! I feel like the small Barbara-induced reality check some characters got was coming from some chapters ago, and it's nice to see Jon's romance begin to bloom! Also, can we talk about Harvey getting revenge for reader?? I didn't see that coming tbh. Gotta say, I've been loving their recent dynamic, though I'm afraid of how it'll end 😬

Oh, and I am so so glad that you ended up doing Silas justice! Don't get me wrong, he absolutely messed up, but I'm glad that you went with your og idea of adding him back, not only bc it's what you wanted to do, but also bc it makes his character (and therefore the story) that much richer!

This ended up being quite long but I had so many things to catch up on 😭😭 and I wanted to say them now just in case. Btw sorry for disappearing for some time! I actually sent an ask before but forgot to sign it 🫠

Thank you for the update, and hope your health keeps improving!

- lore anon

Ahhhh thanks so much! Lore anon iluuuu I love love LOVE flawed characters! Batman has been my obsession since I was a kid and I just love that he's super cool and smart and whatever, but he is so terribly fucked. He's a great hero and a broken man, who is raising other great heroes and broken men! Harvey is on his Dad bullshit, I fear. He's been unable to be a part of her life for like 18 years and he's gonna try and speedrun fatherhood in a way only a criminally insane man can. I'm happy you enjoyed Silas' return! Batsis needs some outside friends realllll bad. And no need to apologize for being away! I'm happy you're here at all, reading my silly fic verse!

Thanks for the message!

[jasontoddiefor]

Isekai ltit anon here and I died for a hot second but the little concept you wrote absolutely revived me,,, just the idea of Taeju showing up in the fanciest carriage Euihyun has seen in his life and then next thing he knows he’s whisked away while this dude is fawning over him in front of the servants while he is actively going through the five stages of like disassociation in real time like what kind of fairy tale nonsense is this there has to be a catch (the catch is he’s going to fall in love with you for real and you won’t be able to walk for a week) and ahhhh I love it so much I can picture it in my head perfectly

Also the au of au where Taeju is like Euiyoung is definitely my bastard son is one of the funniest concepts, I’m absolutely cackling, all I can picture is Euihyun being like “he is not the father, I do not know this man, ignore everything he is saying” while Taeju’s parents are so desperate for a grandchild they are full on like “I know our asshole son has wronged you…but please live with us forever so we can spoil your baby rotten” and just Euihyun being like there is no illicit love affair this is my brother not my child and everyone else being like “sure Jan…anyway what should do for the wedding ceremony?“ I’m wheezing I love your writing and versions of Euihyun and Euiyoung isekai shenanigans

Welcome back, dear anon!

I’m glad that little concept revived you. Honestly I think like Euihyun has some skills that he can make use of in this world. Besides the fact that it has some lazy worldbuilding as quite a lot of cheesy historical romance novels, he’s worked so many practical jobs, he’s fairly sure he can make a good quiet life for himself and his brother somewhere. A little house somewhere, a vegetable patch. He’s never had a garden and he can probably give one to his brother now. It’s probably healthier to grow up here than in a moldy apartment. Probably. Is tetanus a thing here? Nobody ever dies of regular sicknesses in these books so he assumes they’re gonna be fine.

And then this fucking thing happens.

I think he’s probably simultaneously dissociating out of it and throwing one of his dear fits bc lbr he has never once taken anything sitting down.

But also, man, the situation is to his advantage, isn’t it? He’s gonna be paid for sitting down and doing nothing, which doesn’t sit well with him because there’s always a downside, but between falling further into debt and dying for it as a canon fodder side character and enduring the hm. Who is Taeju? Lbr he’s probably the original villain or the main antagonist besides The Big Bad Villain. But yeah, enduring that guy’s attention for the what? Next one or two years until the actual plot of the story starts is worth it.

His brother gets treated like a little prince and if all he has to do for that is sit still and look pretty on occasion. Then good. Fine. Could always be worse.

Now to the other thing sdofhsdlkhf I know our son has wronged you. Wheezing. Dying. But man it would make Euiyoung’s real dad coming back highkey a nightmare scenario. But yeah idk. Ltit needs more fic. Desperately want a role reversal fic

[straightupsickfics]

Teacher Anon💛💛💛💛💛 hi friend! How about for sick and feverish Stede in the Tattoo AU “It’s just a nightmare, it’s nothing real.” For the sleepy/cozy prompt. Poor Ed is just sick with worry for his hubby because you know Stede is a workaholic. It does get worse but better. :D

ahhhh this is so cute, poor stede :((( i hope you enjoy this small ficlet, teacher anon! <3

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Ed is reading on his Kindle when Stede starts to stir beside him. It’s just after dinner, but Stede has been sleeping on and off for most of the day, waking up to drink, take the medicine Ed hands him, or mumble something in Ed’s direction before tucking his face into his chest and nodding off again. 

Not that Ed minds spending the weekend in bed with his husband. The opposite, really, especially with Stede all but wrapped around him, fighting through the cold he’d picked up earlier in the week. He’d pushed himself through work every day, working longer and longer hours so he could earn his rest at the weekend, which, Ed is pretty sure, isn’t a thing. 

Rest isn’t something you earn, and he’s pretty sure this cold is Stede’s body’s way of telling him he needs more of it, but that’s a battle for another day. 

And though he does wish his husband wasn’t feeling so bad, Ed thinks Stede would appreciate that he’s spending most of the day reading The Starless Sea at his recommendation. The story is so wonderfully magical that it’s really no wonder Stede loves it as much as he does; it’s so full of love and pirates and books, Ed can’t help but smile at all the little details that remind him of Stede. 

Now, though, Stede whimpers something in his sleep, and Ed can see his forehead is damp with sweat. 

“Stede, love, wake up,” Ed says quietly, putting his Kindle aside. Stede twitches at the touch of Ed’s hand to his forehead, then shudders against him. “It’s just a nightmare,” Ed soothes, “it’s nothing real. Can you wake up for me, sweetheart?” He brushes a soft kiss to Stede’s temple, which seems to finally do the trick. 

Stede calms a little, his eyes fluttering open after a moment, looking around the room wildly before landing on Ed. 

“Ed,” Stede mumbles. 

“S’me,” Ed says, smiling at him. Stede’s hair is a mess of damp curls, his face is pale but flushed, and his eyes have that glassy, unfocused sheen to them that lets Ed know once and for all that he definitely has a fever on top of the cold he’s been dealing with all weekend. 

“You’re here,” Stede sniffles, rolling over towards him and wrapping his arms around Ed. He clings on as tightly as he can, which, given the fever and exhaustion, isn’t very much, but still, Ed hugs him back, rubbing soothing circles over his back and reminding him again and again that he’s there, he’s got him, nothing is wrong. 

“Right here. D’you want to tell me about it?” Ed asks, stroking a hand through Stede’s hair. “Think you’ve got a fever, too, which is probably not helping things…” It’s too soon for more medicine, but Ed leans over and grabs the bottle of water from Stede’s bedside table and holds it out to him. “Have some of this first,” he encourages. 

Stede drinks slowly and carefully, never moving too far from Ed and wincing when the water hits his sore throat. 

“It’s already fuzzy,” Stede says, voice thick and slow as he makes sense of his dream. He curls himself in closer to Ed, tugging the blankets up around them both. “You were there, but something was wrong and I couldn’t… get to you,” Stede says, his voice catching. Ed can see his eyes filling with tears at the memory of it and hugs him close. 

“Shh, you’re alright. Nothing’s wrong, I’m right here, see? Reading glasses on, because I’m an old man now, reading this book you love, making sure you’re okay,” Ed explains, holding the Kindle aloft and giving Stede a reassuring smile. It’s rare he gets like this, even when he’s sick, and Ed hates that there’s not more he can do for him. 

“You’re not going anywhere?” Stede’s voice cracks as he asks, and Ed kisses him, short and sweet, one hand in Stede’s hair, the other on his hip. 

“No, love, m’not going anywhere. You’re pretty well glued to me, I think,” he teases. “Do you need anything? More tea? Water, juice?” 

Stede shakes his head, rubbing his face and sniffling again. He just looks sick, his nose and face flushed pinkish red, his eyes tired, lips chapped from breathing through his mouth the last few days… 

“No, don’t… don’t go, alright?” Stede repeats, nuzzling himself in close again. His eyes are already slipping shut again. 

“I promise,” Ed says. 

“You’re reading?” Stede asks tiredly. 

“I am. You want me to read to you? Something nice before you fall asleep again, hm?” 

Stede yawns, then nods. Ed knows he’ll be asleep in a matter of minutes, as comfortable and curled up as he is, so he starts the book at the beginning, knowing Stede knows it by heart. 

“There is a pirate in the basement. (The pirate is a metaphor but also still a person.)”

[mvalentine]

so im just sitting in jfk thinking thoughts and ignoring cam and catching up on our trr2 replay and my mind is wandering to the land of wasted potential… like an Olivia spin off backstory whatever because the TENSION in bk2 where she’s like ‘Hes marrying her and in love with you etc etc’ and she runs off hurts my heart 💔 if we got to choose how the story played out in a true choose ur own adventure doo you think liam/adam x Olivia could be a thing? Do you think they ever were???

And in that camping scene pls give me ur hc on Audrey x Drake bc my girl Anya still hasn’t kissed the bloke by then and is she horny on main 🥲😅

LMAOO as you should good to know you have your priorities in check <333 but nah fr dom i hope you’re feeling alot better now!!

also omg YES both me & audrey in the camp of feel bad for her because you can tell that liam is the only person she’s ever loved & omg she’s loved him for AGES crown or no crown it’s always been liam for her. & im actually in the camp of people who believe that yeah, olivia x the prince could be a real thing!! i really like their fire & ice dynamic, & i would totally live for an au where olivia moves on post engagement fail but was liam’s biggest support system post his heartbreak but then liam starts seeing her in a different light & starts get jealous and shit & then is like wait why am i jealous oh no….. oh wait…… it can’t be…… i want HER to be pined after i want the one who’s pined their whole life to be the one who’s pined for (a la loml pen <333) but yk at the end of the day im maddie & olivia ride or die. but tell me your thoughts!!!! i need to know 💗💗💗

also AHHHHH the camping scene another one of my fav scenes honestly the writers were truly feeding us drake romancers in book2 <333 but also BESTIE anya has more self restraint than me or audrey because goddamn. no but like the way he takes it so seriously & is giving out orders is so adorable to her like is this man fr. and that scene where she goes in the tent she’s kinda like wtf am i doing the prince im supposed to marry is literally right next to us have i lost my mind?!? & then he’s all like wtf are you doing here & this bitch is just like i need body heat <333 and he’s just like shit oh yeah true (like WHAT. i can’t tell if the choices drake knows that the mc is being fr or nah. kinda like the vibe of drake taking camping & the mc’s well-being so seriously that he’s just like yup! okay valid!) —- but anyways the scene where the mc is like you take it so seriously you were barking out orders & then drake is like wait did i ruin it :( with his sad face AHHHH i swear audrey wanted to kiss that adorable little pout from his face she’s like nah it was cute & he’s like cute? and she’s like yeah 🥰 & then he’s all like what else can i do to make your experience more memorable miss huntzberger like shut UP they’re such dorks!! but also i SWEAR mr. walker was down to fornicate (the true meaning of dtf btw!!) in those woods like if fuckin maxwell ugh i really dislike him more & more each play hadn’t interrupted i swear they would have fucked like this man was really like yeah next time we’re coming to the woods alone im gonna go down on you all night you can be as loud as you want baby. but yeah the whole time anya was just thinking of how much she wants this simple life with him how easy & right it feels how right he feels ugh she’s so in love it’s actually sickening to witness.

[lovelucilfer]

I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY PLS (it won't let me do readmore in an ask, pls forgive me 🤍)

1. First and foremost, your picrew is soo cute <33

2. Sasuke being most likely to end up in jail is soo funny idk why dkdnsks. Like I imagine you having to bail him out and he's grumpy about the whole thing.

3. Bad ending would never happen because Itachi, Shisui and I would set the two of you up!! We'd organize a group dinner and then cancel on the two of you last minute and force you guys to spend time alone/fall in love

4. Actually very surprised at Sasuke doing more of the speaking and being the first to confess!!!

5. I KNEW IT!! I KNEW SASUKE SHOWS UP UNANNOUNCED LMAO 😭 i headcanon that he walks through our front door all the time and itachi finally had to tell him something because he almost walked in on us doing the frickle frackle in the kitchen (Sasuke was unphased)

6. SASUKE LITTLE SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Did you handwrite this? You have nice handwriting <3

8. Booty calls at 3am when he comes home from a long mission and he's missed you so much/needs you so bad my beloved

9. I've always wanted to ask you about sasuke's love language!! I definitely agree that he's an actions kinda guy

10. Doesn't pertain to chelsuke but I lol'ed at most likely to kill each other because I realized that canon itachi would kill me if it meant saving sasuke 😅

ADRIENNE!!! I love all of this and you so so much bestie, please never stop saying things to me!! Tell me all of the things!!!! 😭💗 But truly, I treasure your never-ending enthusiasm and support so much.

Because it's me, I will be addressing everything~ So I will add a read more. >.<

Thank youuuuu~ 💕

Jdfvhjdbfvjdb he gets arrested for something absolutely stupid too, and he's audibly DONE on the phone when he calls me to come get him

In the au where Itachi and Shisui live this is 100% how it happens you are so right, thank you!! I'm soft 🥺

There is a story behind the confession!! There's lore!!!! But I imagine him doing more of the talking because I imagine team 7 and his friends become mine + he's just more popular than I am

THE WAY I CAN HEAR SASUKE'S EXASPERATED SIGH as he catches you two and then just... proceeds to say what he came over to say dfkngjkndfjkvd

Yes, Sasuke little spoon..... 🥺 He's typically a back sleeper and I'm a side sleeper, but when we do cuddle I am nuzzling and smushing my face between his shoulder blades 🙈

I did not handwrite this!! Though I wish I could have, I used a site called befunky! The font is called Just Me Down Here!!

AHHHH dkfjnvjkdfnjvdegtv correct. It's actually nice because I probably can't sleep anyway if I know he'll be coming back or until he's home

I think he's hesitant about physical and verbal affection, like they kind of fluster him because he's not used to/not great at it! So it just makes sense to me he's acts of service >.<

I don't want to say that you're right but it's true 😭 I simply crossed it out because I think I'd be as easily executed if Naruto's safety was in jeopardy dfjkvjdfdf

Again, I love you so much. Thank you for all of your thoughts and kind words, always. 💖✨

[daisy-room]

Haikyuu Fic Recommendations for my Favorites

Ushijima

1. One Summer Day; unexpected love. Truly an amazing trope. This story takes place in high school and I want to eat the writing. Like it’s so good, and so beautifully done. (Not completed) @hiraethwa

Tendo

1. Custom Action Figure; this whole series is hilarious and I suggest checking it out. It made me smile and they have a lot of characters for it. @darthferbert

Oikawa

1. Supportive Boyfriend Oikawa; the way I simp over this man needs to be studied in a lab. These headcannons are literally adorable. Like I want all of this. I want him to teach me how to serve (totally don’t play volleyball it’ll be like when people pretend to not know how to play like pool) I love this man. @miksy63

2. Binary Stars; SMAU for my favorite boy like ever. It’s a little angsty but that’s to be expected when the characters don’t talk to each other smh. It’s fine in the end and it’s a nice short one, definitely worth the read @causenessus

3. Sweet Things; AHHHH! So cute!!!! Sweet things he does for you in the relationship. @cherrye

4. You Know How to Ball, I Know Aristotle; really cute Smitten Oikawa with a studious/nerdy reader. So fluffy I love it @lovingache

5. Pass, pass -oh smash; I may be a little biased but- I LOVE THIS. LITERALLY SO CUTE I ACTUALLY GIGGLED AND KICKED MY FEET. And I got a pretty amazing mutual out of it 😌 @chocolate-milk-enthusiast

6. In the spirit of matrimony; IT HURT SO BAD OMFG. GUYS I'M THROWING UP/POS @sokuroo

Iwaizumi

Catch me if I fall; AVE it hurt so bad guys, but it also healed me in some way. please go read literally anything that Ave writes!!! @hiraethwa

Bruised; I went feral over this fr. Like I haven't had time to finish it but what I have read it's literally so good omg. Guys please. I'm going to have to make a special section for some people fr. @/eggyrocks

Rot; GUYS PLEASE. I COULD GO ON ABOUT ROT FOR SO LONG. IF NOTHING ELSE ON THIS LIST PLEASE READ ROT. IT'S SO WELL WRITTEN AND IT JUST HITS SO HARD, LIKE THE PEOPLE ARE SO WELL THOUGHT OUT AND HUMAN. LIKE PLEASE READ THIS. THE ENDING IS SO SWEET AND PERFECT. @eggyrocks

Mattsun

Hot To Go; Dodger I fr love this. Like it's so funny and whimsy. AND it's Mattsun!!! It's so hard to find good Mattsun fics I swear </3 (mndi!!!!) @/nectardaddy

Kiyoko

1. Inked- Cute Smau where Y/N owns a tattoo shop and Kiyoko is a flower shop owner. This is really cute and brings a smile to my face with the antics of all the characters. @eggyrocks (they also have some other SMAUs I would say to consider checking out)

Bokuto

1. Secret S/O; various MSBY boys that during an interview accidentally reveal your relationship. This was another cute and funny one that you should definitely check out! @weneeya

Osamu

1. How deep is your love?; various people and headcannons about your relationship. If you can’t tell I’m a sucker for sweet sappy things. These are so sweet. @sweetheartsaku

2. Sharing an Umbrella; Pretty self-explanatory, you forget your umbrella and Osamu shares his with you. It’s really cute!!! @suplicyy

3. You're Here, that's the thing; Osamu. I love this man and it's childhood friends to lovers and sfdkjsjfdsfd WHEN I TELL YOU I ATE THIS UP OMG. @kirschteinoir

4. Time To Cool Off; I love love love this. Her stopping in to see him brings me joy. So much joy <333 him having to deal with the Karen is </3 like LET ME HELP!!!!! I'M IN CULINARY SCHOOL!!! @lou-struck

5. Interviewing to be the baker @ onigiri miya; WYR I LOVE THIS FIC. AS A BAKER MYSELF IT FILLS ALL OF MY NEEDS. I NEED OSAMU BIBLICALLY (you can decide what that means) LIKE MMMMM. @afyrian

Atsumu

1. He’s Trouble; Fratboy! Atsumu with a female reader. I just know this series is going to get more and more funny with each chapter and I’m very excited to see where it goes @lowkeyremi

2. Egoist; guys- I binged this whole thing in like one sitting. It was so well written. Like I enjoy that we got a choice at the end to forgive him and that we weren't forced to forgive him. It made me so skjfnskfbskdbfashkdf you know??? anyway this is def worth the read!! @suhkusa (mdni!!!)

Sakusa

This is My Solemn Vow; Prince and Princess Sakusa and Reader who get married and learn to love each other again. This is a slow burn and it’s beautifully written (not completed) @jinchuls 2. Domesticity; Sav!!!! This was adorable omg!! guys please if you need happy wholesome fluff read this <3333 @akaakeis

Kita

1. Behind the phone; THIS LITERALLY IS SO CUTE AND I THINK IT HEALED SOMETHING IN ME.@t4kalcvr (ongoing)

2. '88 Ford; Omg. I have so many things to say guys. I love this story, I know I keep saying that about the recs on this list but this fr made me giggle. I was giggling and kicking my feet and twirling my hair. The little things that made them love each other. The way that they care about each other. Yn isn't a pushover and can very well take care of herself. Omg this is fr fsjfbskhbshdf I love this. @nectardaddy

Suna

Take the edge off; Okay, so I read this on Ao3 first but this is legit so good. It made me so happy and I think it made me cry at least once. I'm not really a smut reader but I love how Honee writes smut- like idk it's digestible for me <3 I love how this is written, amazing. so many thoughts and emotions. @honeekyuu (minors DON'T interact.)

Caught in the web; I've been on a spiderman kick...I think it's eggy's fault with the poll and series they're doing. This is so cute though, like give me fifteen of them <3333 @sunafc

LOVE NOTES; OMG GUYS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. READ THIS!! IT'S SO FLIPPING CUTE. I LOVE THIS SERIES WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND I NEED ALL I CAN GET OF IT. @causenessus

Time of your life; FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. Omg guys is Suna in the favorites favorites now?? he has so many fics now...anyways- this fic was really cute!!!! I loved it so much!!!! @sunarots

Talk Too Much; guys, I don't think you understand how much I love this author. they seem to always hit the mark with the things they write. It brings me so much joy and skjbd I fr just can't put into words how much I love this story <33333 @/honeekyuu

Kuroo

1. Work Wife; You’re Kuroo’s work wife but when training a new person he gets jealous. The ending is so funny! I love it!!! @kaiijo

2. Work from Home; Kuroo is working from home and shenanigans ensue. This one is a little suggestive so be warned. @mewnbun

3. Ghost of You; Ave is a monster guys, like this is so well written and it hurts so bad omg. Like screaming, crying, throwing up all at once. This fic killed me. Like what do you mean they don't live happily ever after???? This destroyed me and I'm so excited for the spin-off series. @/hiraethwa

4. Lovebirds; This was so cute. I love him being her work husband. IT MADE ME SO HAPPY. I LIKE THAT HE WAS HER LITERALLY HER HUSBAND AT WORK. HJBBBBG I LOVE LOVE LOVE. @yogurtkags

Kai's Special Division!!!

This is author's who's works I love. Like literally everything they write! I shall link their masterlists here <333

Ness <3

Dodger <3

Honee (mdni)

Ave <3

Eggy <3

Wyr <3

Molly

Sav <3

I will be adding more to this as I find new recommendations :)

As you can see I definitely don’t have a favorite character 🥰 (note the sarcasm as Oikawa’s section is like 3 fics longer than everyone else)

psst- this is getting a lot of attention for some reason let me shamelessly plug myself @tulip-room (some of the fics are 18+ so minors and ageless blogs stay away from those but my fluff and angst fics go right ahead)

[1d1195]

SAM MY LOVE I MISSED YOU SO MUCHHHHH!!!!😭 it felt so weird not being able to talk to you😭 how are you my love?!? How was your break?!?

AHHHH SO MUCH TO CATCH UP ON BESTIE!!!

And you’re right we really are so similar that I honestly did not take it in a bad way! If anything I always appreciate your insight! Exams were hell but like it’s whatever at this point lol I have one last round of midterms in two weeks before my finals so I will be ✨suppressing✨ my feelings on that until I’m done bahaha BUT OMG I QUESTION MY FRIENDS CHOICES TOO BAHAHA I have had a history girl…. It’s a lot for sure for another day lol AND OMG SAM HOT PROFESSOR 😵‍💫 he’s sooooo omg I could cry bc he’s so hot and I seriously always spiral in class lol he puts effort in his fits but like still does not look exaggerated anyways idk if I mentioned before but HES A BIKER!!! And he’s so sweet and he always ends class with “see ya later gang” like 😭 THE DILF VIBES THAT HE EMITTS ARE CRAZY😭

Yeah I can totally agree with obsessions and the TOLL that it is lol like I feel so bad for my parents that they wasted so much money on me shopping at hot topic 😭 anyways still was fun though lol I definitely wish I had that energy again bc I simply cannot keep up anymore lol

Bestie I read part 3 and IT WAS SO GOOD !! SO MANY THOUGHTS HONESTLY oh and I read the sun kissed extra!!! So many thoughts!!! I will try to get my main points and reactions bc I feel like I wrote already too much lol

I LITERALLY WAS SO EXCITED FOR SUN KISSED EXTRA!!! I voted for that one and was surprised that it wasn’t voted on too much :( BUT IT WAS DIFFICULT TO CHOOSE BC I LOVE ALL OF THEM! Anyways I MISSED THEM SO MUCH I LITERALLY LOVE THAT STORY SOLEY BC WHERE IM FROM THE BEACH IS A BIG DEAL! Anyways I can’t believe they are moving together and Harry literally transferred to her district 😭😭😭 CRYYYYYYYY I HOPE WE CAN GET MORE OF THEM!

NOW PART 3 WAS SOOOO GOOD!!! You know I love when Harry gets jealous and possessive😵‍💫 and omg TELL ME WHY I HAVE A KYLE IN KY LIFE BAHAHAH but Kyle was so cute and honestly kinda loved he stood up for the MC and essentially was ready to go to war for her🥰 bahah anyways THEY ARE OFFICIAL NOW WHICH IS SO CUTE!!! I LOVE THEM QND IM LIVING THEOUGH THEM RN!!! I have a Kyle and all I need is a Harry 😩

Missed you so much Sam! Thank you for constantly putting out such lovely content❤️-💜

HIIIIII I've missed you SOOOOO much. I hope your exams went well, I'm sure you aced them! That seems so crazy you have midterms and you're already thinking about finals! I feel like the semester just started! I knew you were busy all week but by Friday I literally was like "Ughhh where is she!?" My break was good! Very boring, nothing to really chat about. I finished a book last week and I'm about half way through this one--it's very good. I actually think YOU would like the book I finished because I did not hahahahahahahaha don't get me wrong it was VERY well written and I did like it, but it was so stressful and not what I usually read. The Lost Girls of Willowbrook. Very creepy in my opinion.

ANYWAY.

YOU DID MENTION HE WAS A BIKER BUT I ALWAYS APPRECIATE THE REMINDER. We love a well-dressed DILF. I'm so glad you're able to learn in that environment. I would be a stuttering mess and would probs do something embarrassing like tell him I loved him or write our names together in a notebook. Did you see the pics of Harry at Manchester soccer game? He looked very DILF-y too🤤😍 I was spiraling myself.

HOT TOPIC I'M SCREAMING. I got my Edward shirt from Hot Topic and I wore it every night to bed like a a LUNATIC. (Now much more appropriately, I wear my Harry's House to bed and do NOT feel like a lunatic). But you're right I do not have the energy anymore. The CONSPIRACIES and THEORIES people have I am so overwhelmed, I don't know what to say. I'm not a Swiftie (not an anti-Swiftie either) but HOLY COW. "She wore purple so that means--" "The date adds up to the number 13" "In 2010 on this date she posted this so in 2024 that means this" ?????? THAT'S CRAZY, but like good for them. I'm in awe tbh.

Aw! I'm so glad you voted for them! I have another round of voting coming this week and I feel like it will be VERY split five different ways hahahaha I'm a beach girl as well! I feel like it's one of the only things I have a good grasp on writing about because it was so entrenched in my childhood. I don't know if I have any other ideas for them at the moment (I feel like all the couples I've been writing about lately/voted on are getting engaged this week and next week 🤭 --spoiler/not spoiler: not MFT they're just babies). But I can try and come up with something eventually. I gotta reshare my draft list so everyone can see inside my head, it's getting wilder by the minute.

I'm currently writing the 4th part to MFT and I feel like the first two parts were really good and parts 3 and 4 are very 🤷‍♀️ I'm so glad you liked Kyle! (I wanted to name him Noah actually but I think I mentioned I'm a big Noah Kahan fan right now and it was too coincidental; I noticed when I had his character say "that makes a lot of sense" and I was like "okay, Samantha, that's a literal song lyric, make it more obvious." So I renamed him Kyle). Idk if you read Icebreaker (it was very big on TikTok for a while) Kyle is modeled after Henry a bit. He's a cutie pie 😊

TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR KYLE!?!?!?!?! 😍

SO happy to hear from you, hope you had a relaxing weekend after a busy week, sorry for the novel rambling in response but you should not feel bad about writing too much. It's always the highlight of my day when I get a message from you! 💕

xoxo

[sonderwrit]

C106: Wanna try it?

I Have to Be a Great Villain - Masterpost

An unexpected plot twist causes Wang Yi and X to run off in the middle of the night.

Wang Yi: Hah?

WY: You don't know why you split up bodies tonight either?

X: Mm. Too many things I didn't understand suddenly entered my consciousness. But they're different from the knowledge and civilization here, so I need time to sort them all out.

WY: It's not as simple as regaining memories of a past life like the Qin Xian in the last world?

X: It seems to be different. (The language and characters are all foreign to me.)

X: But X will decipher that unknown civilization ASAP.

X: And do [my] best to understand the message from that consciousness.

WY: ! (Ba-thump)

(Ba-thump ba-tHUMP)

WY: Talk if you must, but why are you so close to me?

WY: (Ahhh ahhhh)

WY: (Getting flustered seems almost normal now.)

Machine: [Beep, welcome back to the institute.]

Researcher: No, it’s really gone!

Researcher: How many times has it been since we’ve had specimens missing?

Researcher: Where could something that big run off to? Search closely, the higher-ups treat him as a big deal! Wahhh, I don’t want to work overtime—

WY: What’s going on? Gathering together in the middle of the night?

Researcher: Dr. Wang, you’re finally back!

Researcher: We tried contacting you but your cell phone was off the entire time.

WY: Ah.

WY: It ran out of battery because I was out for so long.

X: I can back him up on that.

WY: What happened in the lab? Another specimen went missing again?

Researcher: Yes.

(Various blank speech bubbles of panic)

Researcher: During a routine inspection tonight we discovered the mermaid was missing.

Researchers: ? !

Researcher: Assistance Xiao went missing too.

WY: Mermaid? Assistant Xiao?

WY: (The male and female protagonists? Didn’t they just go for a simple “date?”)

WY: (In the original novel there were many sections where the female lead took the merman out to play)

WY: (But no matter what they’d return before nightfall to pretend nothing ever happened)

Xiao Yu: Hurry in, people are coming!

WY: (So following them today was just to get in on the action, not to send them back to the labs.)

WY: (Did something happen?)

WY: (Or did the resolution of the novel, where they run away together, arrive ahead of time?)

[LAB]

WY: SAO LING!

S-0: (shocked) (woken up from nap)

S-0: Huh? What’s up?

WY: Check the progress of the plot, I have a bad feeling.

S-0:  You’re in such a rush because…

S-0: WTH?! (MRRREEOW—)

WY: Don’t scare me, what’s with the big reaction.

[He Came from Horizon's Edge - Novel World Mission Progress: 90%]

WY: 90% COMPLETION RATE?!

WY: Then isn't the only plot event left "the female lead sends the merman back to the sea?" In the original novel Xiao Yu took a long time to smuggle the mermaid out of the institute, but why is it suddenly moving so quickly?

S-0: I dunno. (spiritless)

S-0: Host always makes the plot more complicated and confusing…

WY: I swear to God I really didn't do anything to the female lead! (The plot made a move first!)

X: Hmm…if the mission is finished, will Wang Yi have to leave this world again?

WY: !

S-0: !

WY: …logically speaking, as long as the Dr. Wang in the novel didn't die, I should be able to stay? (The ending came prematurely in the last novel world.)

S-0: Uh-huh.

[SPECIFICATION: If the host's character dies, the transmigrator will move on; otherwise they can stay.]

S-0: Since this is a vacation novel anyways, I can submit a request for Host if stay behind if you wish. 

WY: Hmph

WY: Cat, did you convert to Buddhism or something? You've been frighteningly accommodating since coming to this world.

S-0: Urk— (stab in the head)

S-0: S-0 has always been kind, okay.

S-0: But the most important task for Host is to find the female protagonist and the rest to give this story a satisfactory ending.

S-0: I can provide you with a map.

(Raindrops)

Xiao Yu: Huuu~ Wuu…so cold.

XY: We couldn't catch the last bus, so we can only spend the night here for now.

XY: Where's your home, anyways?

XY: Is it very far to walk?

Merman (telepathy): [Mm.]

Merman: [My home is in the east, one has to keep heading eastward.]

XY: The East? Like the East Sea?

XY: But I only see the sky.

Merman: [It's at the edge of the eastern sky.]

XY: The edge of the sky? It sounds so romantic.

XY: I don't know where I can help Mr. Merman walk to.

XY: But since you said even someone as strong as Dr. Wang is doing his best to let his tentacle boyfriend live a good life,

XY: I feel like I've done something—rather remarkable too. (Because I saw their example first, I finally resolved to take you back home.)

Merman: [Mhm mhm…]

Merman: [Xiao Yu has always been, super strong.]

WY: ….

WY: Why did we decide to drive through the mountains in the middle of the night.

WY: DAMN IT, THE CAR BROKE DOWN!

(SFX: Shaaaaaaa~)

WY: It'll take ages for a tow truck if we call for one now! I'm almost freezing to death!

X: Huu.

X: There's a way for people to get warmer.

X: Wanna try it?

WY (bad premonition): Ah?

[once-upon-an-imagine]

Bad Liar (Chapter One) - Fred Weasley

A/N: ahhhh xD so, this came out! hahahah I really hope you loves enjoy it! this will be a small series with Freddie! also, the prompts requested are not in this chapter but will be featured further along the way xD

Request -  Anonymous asked: Lovely! Can I ask for a Fred Weasley x reader with prompts: "You said you wouldn't fall in love with me." "I lied." "We've been by each other's sides for years, you think I'm gonna leave now?" Where reader is friends with the twins and asks Fred to pretend to be his boyfriend because she's trying for someone to leave her alone, wants to make someone jealous or something (the reason is up to you), but he already has a crush on her and then she realizes she has too and happy ending? Please and thank you! ❤️

Prompt List

Warnings: underage drinking; reader being a little drunk; Cedric being kind of a jerk, Adrian being more of a jerk (I don’t know why but I am associating Adrian with Chuck Bass in this story xD)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter :D gif isn’t mine :) 

Your name: submit What is this?

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Bad Liar

Oh, hush, my dear, it's been a difficult year And terrors don't prey on innocent victims Trust me, darling, trust me darling

“You’re staring again” you heard George’s voice next to you.

“No, I’m not” you insisted, looking away, but George turned to look at you with an arched eyebrow. “Fine, I was staring again” you said looking down.

“C’mon, (Y/N). I know it’s still hard for you, but it’s been almost two months. You can’t keep doing this to yourself” he said, sadly.

“I know, George. But I mean… look at them!” you said, pointing at Cedric over at the Ravenclaw table with Cho Chang. “I know that Cedric broke up with me over the summer and I guess I know it was a matter of time before he would be with someone else but… I just didn’t expect him to be this happy so soon” you sighed.

“That’s because he’s a jerk! The guy didn’t even have the guts to break up with you in person, he did it over a letter and then still led you on to believe he would get back together with you when we saw him at the Quidditch World Cup when really, he was already dating Cho” George reminded you.

“I know, Georgie, but it still hurts” you said.

“Hey, sorry I’m late” Fred said, walking over and sitting next to you. “Are you moping over Diggory again?”

“I was not!”

“Yes” George replied at the same time you did and you glared at him.

“Come on, (Y/N). You need to get over him, the guy’s a prick-”

“He’s not a prick-”

“Yes, he is” they both said at the same time. “Look, there’s a party tonight to sort of welcome everyone from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang-” Fred added.

“I’m not really in the mood for a party-”

“You’re going!” George stated. “You need to get out of this funk. You need to meet new people! Who knows, maybe you will catch the attention of one of the new guys” he said, arching his eyebrows at you.

“I really doubt that” you said looking away.

“Come on, (Y/N), it’ll be fun” Fred tried to convince you.

And the two of them did the same puppy eyes they always did whenever they wanted you to get them out of trouble and they know you couldn’t resist.

“Fine” you sighed. “I’ll think about it” you said, grabbing your stuff and getting up. “I have to go to class, I’ll see you guys later” you said. “We have Potions, don’t be late” you told them before walking away. George then turned his attention to his brother.

“So… are you going to tell her?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about” Fred said, as he continued to eat his lunch.

“You know exactly what I’m talking about, Freddie” George smirked.

“What’s the point? She’s obviously still hung up on Diggory” he said, glaring at the Hufflepuff boy. “Besides, I’m over it now, mate” he shrugged his shoulders.

“Whatever you say, mate” George rolled his eyes.

It had been a couple of months since Cedric had broken up with you over a letter. You were at the Burrow at the time, since the twins had insisted you’d come to stay with them for most of the summer. Fred and George had been your best friends since you had met them on the Hogwarts Express in your first year. Even if the three of you were basically inseparable, you had always considered George to be your best friend. You loved Fred but you always felt like he wasn’t as close to you as he used to. And it all had started when you began dating Cedric. Fred didn’t like him. George didn’t either, but he didn’t seem to mind as much because he saw that you were happy. Cedric was your first date, your first boyfriend, your first kiss, and… a lot of firsts. But over the summer, he had decided that he was no longer in love with you and sent a letter to the Burrow saying that he wanted to break up. You were heartbroken. And the twins, along with the rest of the Weasleys, Hermione, and Harry had been there for you. The first time you saw Cedric again was when you attended the Quidditch World Cup and he had been just as nice to you as he had always been. He held your hand, he helped you when you fell while using the Portkey, and overall he was just sweet towards you. Until he told you he had been dating Cho Chang. And now, you had to see him parade her around the school as if they were the best couple on Earth. And the fact that Cedric was one of the three champions, well, four because Harry also got selected for some reason, didn’t help. He was basically a celebrity in the school, so you had to hear and see him everywhere.

“Well, if it isn’t my lucky day” you heard someone when you walked inside the Dungeons.

“Adrian” you said, nodding your head before you walked over to your table.

Adrian Pucey was a whole different story. You’ve known Adrian for a very long time since your parents were friends. You had never really liked Adrian, for some reason. There was something about him that didn’t sit right with you. And the fact that he couldn’t take a hint also didn’t help.

“Where are you going? I saved you a seat, darling” he smirked, winking at you and you rolled your eyes.

“I’m good” you said, taking your usual seat, hoping that Fred and George would hurry up to get here.

Adrian leaned in, resting his arms on the table so he could get closer to you.

“I heard Diggory dumped you” he said, making you tense a little.

“He didn’t dump me!” He did. “And how is that any of your business?” you asked, not looking at him.

“Well, I was thinking that maybe now you can go out with a real man?”

“Why? Do you know someone?” you asked, smirking and he glared at you.

“Come on, darling. One date. That’s all I’m asking” he said, putting his hands up in surrender.

“As tempting as you might think that sounds, I’m gonna have to pass, Adrian” you told him, again.

“Why do you keep fighting this, (Y/N)? We are meant to be together” he insisted, making you laugh.

“Are we?” you asked and he nodded.

“Yes, look at us. We both come from well-known, pureblood families” he started. “I’m attracted to you, you’re attracted to me-”

“I’m not attracted to you-”

“Funny, darling” he laughed. “It’s only a matter of time before you finally fall for my charms” he smiled at you.

“I’m going to ignore you now” you said, turning around and opening your book.

“Sweets” he said, making you sigh and look back at him. “You couldn’t ignore me if you tried” he smirked, winking at you.

He then jumped a little when you heard books being dropped against your table and you sighed in relief when you saw George standing next to you.

“Any particular reason why you’re bothering my Potions partner, Pucey?”

“Who says I was bothering her, Weasel?” Adrian asked, leaning back on his seat.

“The fact that you were talking to her is enough” Fred said, standing next to George. Adrian smirked at George and then back at you.

“Like I said, (Y/N), when you decide you’ve had enough for these…” he glared at the twins, looking at them up and down. “... boys” he told you. “You know where to find me” he said, getting up and going back to his original seat.

“Don’t hold your breath” you said, rolling your eyes.

“You okay?” George asked, taking the seat next to you as Fred sat on the chair previously occupied by Adrian.

“I’m fine” you assured them.

“What did he want?” Fred asked you.

“He asked me out on a date” you told them. “He said that he’d heard Cedric had dumped me so…”

“Did you… say yes?” Fred asked all of the sudden, earning a glare from you and a smirk from his brother.

“No! Why would I say yes?”

“I don’t know, you’ve been moping about Diggory so much and complaining about him and Cho that maybe a date is what you need to stop being in such a shitty mood-”

“What does that have to do with anything? Do you think I’m so desperate that I would say yes to Adrian Pucey just because Cedric is with Cho?”

“No, I didn’t say that-”

“Really, thanks, Fred for thinking so highly of me. And if my mood is so shitty for you, please don’t feel the need to be around me, then” you complained, turning around and going back to your book.

Fred was left with his jaw dropped, not knowing what to say. He turned to look at his brother and widened his eyes, nodding his head your way. George only tried to contain his laugh and shook his head, going back to you. Luckily for you, Professor Snape entered the class and nobody was able to say anything else.

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You were now at the party that George had dragged you to. You hadn’t really spoken to Fred all day, but you knew you had to apologize. You didn’t mean to snap at him the way you did, you had just been in a really bad mood at the time. You sighed taking another sip of your drink and you knew you were starting to feel a little buzzed.

“Come on, (Y/N), cheer up” Hermione tried, sitting next to you. She wasn’t one for parties either, and she had come for support so, you could at least try for her. “There are a lot of cute guys here and a bunch of them have been looking your way tonight” she insisted.

“I’m just not even sure if I’m ready to date someone else” you told her. “I mean, I don’t think anybody wants to be around me right now because I’m such in a shitty mood” you said, looking at Fred quickly and then down at your drink.

“(Y/N), you know Fred didn’t mean what he said. You guys have been friends forever, it’s just a stupid fight. You know how the Weasley men are” she rolled her eyes, making you laugh a little. “He’ll come around” she assured you.

“I know but… you can’t ever tell him that I said this but… he’s right, Hermione!”

“Don’t ever say that Fred Weasley is right out loud again” Hermione laughed.

“I’m serious! It’s been dreadful! Even I’m getting tired of my mood, but I don’t know how to get out of it when my bloody ex-boyfriend is what everyone’s talking about! It’s exhausting and Cho just parades around him like a proud girlfriend and… ugh!” you said, finishing your drink. “I need another drink, do you want anything?”

“I’m good, thanks” she assured you. “I’ll wait for you here” she said and you got up from the sofa, looking for the drinks.

You finally reached the table and started pouring yourself a glass of Firewhisky, when you heard a very familiar voice on your side.

“(Y/N)?” you froze when you heard Cedric’s voice next to you. “Hey, how are you? I haven’t seen you around” he said, happily.

You slowly turned around and faced him trying your best not to be distracted by his beautiful grey eyes. Or his charming smile. Or his stupid beautiful face.

“Cedric, hi” you said, shyly. “Um, y-yeah, it’s a bit hard since you are now the most popular person in school” you mocked him and he laughed, pushing your shoulder a little.

“Oh, come on, love, you know that’s not true” he said, flashing his beautiful smile at you. “Listen, I know um, you and I haven’t really gotten a chance to talk since we… uh, came back, and I was just wondering how you were?” he said, his expression turning a bit concerned.

“Um- what do you mean?” you chuckled. “I’ve been fine-”

“No, I know, I mean…” he sighed awkwardly. “About us? Um… me and Cho? I’m guessing it hasn’t been that easy for you, and I just wanted to check on you” he said, frowning. Is he… sorry for me?

“Oh, y-you and Cho?” you asked, trying to act natural. “Honestly, I’ve forgotten all about it” you said. “I mean, yeah it definitely took me by surprise, at first, it being so soon and all but… really I’m fine” you insisted, not really sure who you were trying to convince more.

“That’s great! You know, I didn’t want it to be awkward, because I was hoping we could still be friends, but I mean, I didn’t want it to be unpleasant for you” he kept going and you started taking deep breaths to calm yourself down. “I really cared about you, (Y/N) and you’re a great girl. I know you will also find someone too, just hang in there, alright?” he said, placing his hand on your shoulder. That was it.

“Excuse me, hang in there?” you laughed, sarcastically.

“Oh, n-no, I mean uh-”

“Who the fuck do you think you are, Cedric?” you blurted out all of the sudden.

“No, (Y/N), I didn’t mean to-”

“Just because you are the chosen champion and you are Head Boy of your house and you’re dating Cho Chang, which I am completely fine with, by the way, you think you can just come here, feeling all mighty and look down on me, telling me to ‘hang in there’? Who the fuck says that?”

“Since when do you curse so much?” he asked confused. That’s right, you didn’t use to curse in front of Cedric, because he didn’t like it. You smirked at him, grabbing your drink.

“Since whenever I fucking want to” you replied.

“Look, I was just trying to be nice, you don’t have to be a bitch-”

“Oh, now I’m the bitch?” you laughed. “I can’t believe you. You’re so full of shit! You don’t care about me or how I’m feeling, if you did, you wouldn’t have broken up with me over a fucking letter and date Cho like, what? An hour later?” you said, raising your voice and getting the attention of some of the people around you.

“Oh no” George muttered when he saw you.

“(Y/N), calm down, people are staring” Cedric muttered.

“Oh, I’m sorry, that’s right. That’s what you care about, isn’t it? What people think of you. Merlin forbid that the mighty Cedric Diggory would ever do anything wrong” you glared at him. “You know what? I hope Harry wins the Tournament” you said, turning around and you were about to walk away, but he stopped you.

“Look, I was just trying to be nice because I’m dating someone and-”

“And what? You think am not?” you blurted out all of the sudden. Bad idea.

“A-are you?” he asked, frowning his eyebrows in confusion. You could swear you could hear a hint of jealousy in his voice but maybe it was your imagination. Or your drunkenness.

“I m-might be” you stuttered before clearing your throat. “I am” you corrected.

“Who?” he demanded.

“Uh- that is… none of your business” you glared at him and then you did turn around and walked away before he could say anything else.

“Well, that was lovely. You really showed Diggory, didn’t you?” you heard Adrian’s voice and you grunted in frustration.

“Get lost” you glared at him.

“I will if you get lost with me” he smirked. “Didn’t you just lie to Cedric about dating someone? That could be me” he arched his eyebrow at you.

“I would much rather date a troll” you rolled your eyes, walking away from him too.

You were too distracted, making sure he wasn’t following you, that you bumped into someone.

“Hey, easy there, love” you looked up to see one of your favorite tall gingers smiling back at you.

“I did something stupid” you told him.

“What did you do?”

“I told Cedric I was dating someone” you said. “And now he keeps glaring at me and Adrian heard and he’s also looking at me and-”

All of the sudden, an idea popped into your head. Of course, it might have not been the most brilliant idea, but in the intoxicated state you were in and with your ex-boyfriend and Adrian just looking at you right now, in your head, this was the best fucking idea you could think of.

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Kiss me” you told him.

“What-?”

You quickly grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him down to smash his lips against yours. You weren’t sure if it was because you were drunk, but you could swear you felt fireworks in your entire body when you kissed him. You brought your hands to his face and he quickly wrapped his arms around your waist. And as soon as it started, it was over. You looked up at him, breathing as heavily as he was, ignoring the yells and whistles from the people around you. And neither one of you noticing a furious Cedric walk away or an incredulous Adrian arch his eyebrow before he left as well.

“I’m sorry” you said, bringing your hands up to your face. “I am so sorry, George, I just… didn’t know what else to do and I thought that maybe then Adrian would leave me alone and Cedric was just going on and on about how I should hang in there and that I will find someone and how he and Cho were so happy and I just-”

“(Y/N), relax, love, calm down” he chuckled. “It’s fine. We can talk about this, okay?”

“You’re not mad?”

“Of course, I’m not mad” he laughed. “Only one thing, love” he smiled at you.

“Yes?”

“He’s not George” you heard behind you. "I am."

You froze cursing yourself before you slowly turned around and saw that George was in fact standing next to the two of you. And then you saw it. You were always able to tell them apart but you were probably too overwhelmed to notice it before, but when you turned back to the boy that you had just made out with and you saw the smirk on his face, it dawned on you. You had just kissed Fred Weasley.

To Be Continued

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[Ch.2] [Ch.3] [Ch.4] [Ch.5]

A/N: ahhh so what do you think? part 2?! xD  

[wwalkingdread]

AHHH I LOVE WHAT YOUVE DONE WITH YOUR ACCOUNT !!! i'm so excited for you to get more recognition !!

actually,, i do have an idea ! what about a louis x reader ( best ) friends to lovers ? just very very soft and fluffy and secret crushes that come out before it's too late !! <3

❥ Blood Trail

Characters: Louis

Description: A hunting accident leads to Louis revealing his feelings.

Warnings: Gorey descriptions.

Notes: AHHhh!! Thank you so much!! <33 Sorry if the story layout above looks too similar to yours, I wasn’t really sure how to make it look!! Also… I mayyy have realised that I might not actually know how to write Louis, BUT I hope it’s at least somewhat like you’ve hoped for… I haven’t written an x reader style of thing since I was, like, eleven. Sorry if the pacing is all over the place, I have a weird method of trying to organise my writing. ANYWAY I hope you enjoy it at least a little <3

I also realised I took the end completely wrong and it’s definitely more angst than fluff… If there was an option for a refund you’d get it… Hehe… Hopefully I’ll manage to write something more fluffy in my own time to make up for it!! I’m rambling because I am nervous, is it obvious.

You and Louis were getting ready for another hunt. As fun as it was to play catch with a Walkers’ caved in skull, you realised that your disregard for the hunt itself was affecting everybody back at Ericson. You were getting tired of Aasim’s disappointed glances and everybody trying not to express their annoyance, instead just forcing a smile and making small comments about just how little they’ve been eating. You couldn’t slack off forever, not when this was the world you lived in, where forever was crawling with rot and death. You needed to care more, and Louis wanted to care more with you.

“If you want to shoot an arrow through the neck of an animal then I’m all for it.” He said. Supportive as ever. You laughed at him, gently knocking into him.

“Shut up, you know I hate doing this shit.” You remember how angry you were when Marlon suggested to start hunting for food. You cried the first time somebody brought back a rabbit, its neck cut open. You begged to not go fishing with the others, feeling bad about spearing fish from the river. It still makes you feel a lump in your throat, but you realise you need to do this. This is your life now. You’d die otherwise.

Louis bent down so he was next to your ear, noticing your soured expression, “We can always bail.” He looked toward Aasim who was fiddling with his bow string, “It’s not like anybody actually expects us to help.” You scoffed at him,

“That’s the problem. People think we’re useless.” Your grip tightened on your own bow, “And I’m going to prove them wrong.” Louis whistled at your determined tone and you laughed, slightly embarrassed, telling him to shut up.

After ten minutes of silently trying to stalk a rabbit family, you drew your bow and managed to shoot the rabbit right in the head. Louis looked at you, a huge grin on his face, “look at you. Our little sharp shooter.”

You could feel your chest fill with pride as you went to fetch the rabbit’s furry body, gritting your teeth at the feeling of it’s warm and limp form and the blood coating your fingers.

“Yeah, well…” You shrugged, thinking over your words, “Marlon taught me really well.”

You hated bringing him up. Marlon was there for both of you, only for his brain to be shot out into the dirt and rain. You helped to make his grave, using bowls to shovel the dirt out. You worked throughout the night, determined to let Marlon have his place of rest. It took you a lot longer than Louis to find forgiveness in AJ, and at times you still feel like you haven’t. When you look at his grave and see Rosie perched there, almost as if she’s waiting for him to wake up, it hurts all over again. Louis was hurting too, but mostly for you.

You always hurt for the both of you, when Louis would use jokes to keep his feelings away, you let the feelings in.

Shrugging the tears away, you looked up and through your blurred vision you saw the faint silhouette of a deer.

“No fucking way…” you whispered, crouching and moving behind a tree, “Oh, I am killing that thing…”

“I’d like to see you try.” Louis teased, knowing you were definitely going to. You sucked in a breath, holding your bow steady. Your eyes were glued to it’s every movement, waiting for the perfect moment. You haven’t tried to catch something this big before, you weren’t really sure what to do. It felt so much different than killing a rabbit. It was bigger, stronger and might even fight back, you weren’t sure. You didn’t know what to expect. You couldn’t imagine everybody’s surprise if you brought home something like this.

Maybe they’d finally be proud of you.

Louis, sick of the anticipation, clamped his hands down on your shoulders. In surprise, you yelped out and shot prematurely, shooting the deer in the thigh.

“Louis!” You scolded, glaring at his shit-eating grin,

“I thought it’d be funny!”

“Ugh!” You took off after the animal, trying to follow the shallow trail of blood. Louis considered staying with Aasim, but he quickly decided against it. Louis was a few feet behind and, admittedly, didn’t tend to be the one running. He struggled to keep up with you. You on the other hand were trying your hardest to catch up with the deer again, already have shot another arrow in it. The least you could do is get those arrows back, but preferably with the deer still attached.

Louis, clutching his chest and completely out of breath, staggered his way through the woods. The trees clambered together thickly, the leaves clustering and shutting out the light. Leaning against a tree for a brief second, he huffed air back into his lungs. That was when he caught a glimpse of you. You were sitting down, slumped against what appeared to be a deer carcass. Louis jogged up to you, yelling out in celebration.

“Hey, you did it!” He said, a bright smile masking his whole face. He then heard a ragged breath and crouched down, assuming you were exhausted. Your eyes were half shut, lagging behind when trying to follow him. Maybe it was the lighting, but your skin looked a shade paler.

“Hey, are you…?” you were bloody, but only on your sleeve. It soaked right through the cloth. Did that… Come from the deer? Why only there of all places…? Louis’ breath hitched in his throat, he crawled toward you, his hands hovering over your body.

“No, no, no…” Louis whispered the words over and over, his voice quivering. His hands shook in place. The thought of holding you, the thought of bringing you close, he felt as though you’d break away.

“Please be okay…” His fingers, shaking, made their way to your sleeve. He wanted to close his eyes, picturing your skin without even a mark, but his eyelids etched the image he dreaded into his mind. Once the fabric was to your forearm, he saw it. The perfect mould of human teeth cutting right through your skin. Louis shook his head, cheeks wet, stained from the tears he hoped he’d be able to keep in, “Oh God. Fuck, no, no…” His head fell to your chest, his hair swaying from your ragged breaths, “I can’t lose another friend, I can’t. Please, I can’t lose another friend…” His hand made his way to your shirt, clutching it like you’d disappear, “I can’t lose you… Please, I love you too much… Please. I love you so much. I don’t… I can’t…”

“Louis, you fucking idiot.” You hissed out through clenched teeth, “I’m not fucking dead yet.” Your voice made Louis sit up. Your voice was weak, but he could see it. Your eyes didn’t lose their shine, their life. He didn’t want to see the light go out. His might go out too.

“I know, I know… I…” he wiped his eyes with his coat sleeve, using this as an opportunity to stop looking at your paling arm, “W-what happened!?”

“One fucking snuck up on me… When I was trying to find where the blood trail went…” your throat felt tight as you pushed the words out, “but hey, I still managed to catch it… Imagine the looks on everybody’s faces when they see this.” You tried to smile, but you felt too tired. Too tired to do anything. Louis sobbed out, grabbing your hand and holding it in his. He stared at it, almost like he didn’t believe it was you. His eyes were wide as he intertwined his fingers with yours, skin to skin.

“Louis…” You wheezed out, “You’re going to have to cut it off, Louis.” He looked into your eyes, seeing how tired they were.

“No, I-“

“Louis…” He looked toward the deer’s bloodied neck. He stood up and tugged on the handle, but it didn’t budge. He shuddered, planting one foot on the deer’s body as he pulled the axe out of the thick, furry flesh of the dead deer, a small spray of blood splashing his jeans, staining him red. Your axe. He felt the weight of it in his hands and through his glossy eyes he looked at the slight glint of the blade, the edge was caked in blood, shiny and wet. He slowly rose his head to look at you and you silently pleaded with him. He closed his eyes, raising your axe over his head, his breathing quickening it’s pace.

He wasn’t going to let you turn.

You weren’t going to turn.

You weren’t.

But he froze, his grip loosening. This was going to save your fucking life, why wasn’t he moving? Louis felt as though time completely froze around him as he stared at those fresh bite marks and felt the weight of the axe he held above his head. He looked into your eyes, but you weren’t looking back.

“Move out of the fucking way!” Aasim grabbed the Axe from Louis’s hands. Aasim was watching from a distance for only a brief moment, completely still, but he quickly understood the severity of the situation and just how fast they had to act. He sent a look of sympathy your way, gently apologising to you before mimicking Louis’ actions before, except he did it. Aasim brought the axe down on your arm, a sickening and wet crunch rang without, Louis’ eyes clamped shut at the noise, but he didn’t have the time to block out the sound of your pained yell and your sobs.

Louis wanted to be alone. He almost lost his other best friend, and he was going to let it happen. He felt bad hardly being able to chew the food you could’ve died trying to get, but his throat felt tight. He stared into the bowl, picking at the meat with a fork. Everybody was concerned. This was Louis being quiet. Usually this would’ve been a blessing, but there was a thick tension in the air that was choking everybody.

Louis felt a presence next to him, and he turned his head in that direction.

“I’m really glad we were able to recover that deer.” You said, grinning, “I mean, it almost cost me and an arm and a leg.” You waved around your bandaged nub, trying not to grimace. You nudged him with your elbow, and Louis forced a weak smile and a shallow laugh. He straightened his back when you rested your head on his shoulder.

“Dude, what’s your problem? I’m okay.”

“I know, but… You were going to turn. You were going to die and I still couldn’t…” he sighed, his eyes going blank, reliving the event in his head once again, “I didn’t even help you. If you turned it would’ve been all my fault.” He bit his quivering lip, “I’m fucking useless.”

“Nobody gets to call my best friend useless.” You forced a harsh tone, but you held a sad smile on your face, “Hey, if it were you… I don’t think I could’ve done it either…” It hurt to think about. You truly did love Louis, but you knew the pain it would cause him. You didn’t want to hear his screams, it would’ve been… Too hard.

“Walker Louis wouldn’t be able to play the piano anymore…” you added, hoping Louis would perk up, and he did. He laughed under his breath, resting his head on yours.

“Did you mean what you said out there? Or was that just more of… You being stressed out and just saying whatever because I was dying…?” Your face flushed asking about it, trying to ask about it as causally as possible. You were barely even conscious, but you remember watching him cry against you, professing his love for you. You wanted to reach out for him, you wanted to squeeze his hand to tell him you were okay, that you were going to make it out of there. That you loved him too, but moving felt so hard.

“Oh! Uh, that…” He coughed, clearing his throat. He lifted his head up from you, but you didn’t move yours. Scratching his neck he said, “I… Didn’t even think you’d remember that.” He mumbled. You chuckled,

“Dude, of course I’d remember that. You told me you loved me.”

“I thought you were going to die! I thought that was the last chance I’d get to tell you!” Louis could feel his entire face burn up, and you laughed at his awkward expression.

“If that was all it was going to take, I should’ve gotten bitten sooner…” Louis gently slapped the shoulder of your good arm, playfully scolding you for your words. You didn’t acknowledge the confession after that, both of you understand each others feelings pretty clear. He held a large grin on his face, that alone was enough to tell you that he understood what you meant.

“Louis…?” You asked, your hand slipping into his under the table. His eyes went wide for a brief second and he looked off to the side, too nervous to make eye contact,

“Yes…?”

“I never want to go hunting again.”

“Oh, yeah, no. Fuck that. Fuck hunting.”

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 313: Deku VS Lady Nagant

Previously on BnHA: Hawks’s super-hot badass murder senpai Lady Nagant showed up to fire a cupid’s arrow into my heart, and a bunch of literal bullets into my son. Deku was all “oh shit it’s Hawks’s super-hot badass murder senpai, what do I do, let me think back to Hawks’s advice for a sec.” Flashback!Hawks was all “anyway Deku so if my super-hot badass murder senpai ever shows up you’re basically screwed so you’d better abscond the fuck out of there.” Present!Deku was all “lol idek why I flashed back to that conversation since I’m just going to do the exact opposite of what Hawks said” and charged directly toward Nagant because WHY NOT. Overhaul was all “waah I need to get back to my boss who I put in a coma out of love” and Nagant was all “jesus christ why did I even bring you here” and had a flashback to AFO who was all “ILU NAGANT IMMA GIVE YOU AN EXTRA QUIRK SO PLEASE CAPTURE DEKU FOR ME PLEASE AND THANKS” and yeah. Shit is all over the place right now and I love it.

Today on BnHA: All Might gets attacked by a pair of discount assassins and is all “Call an ambulance! ...BUT NOT FOR ME” and it’s really badass but also I really wish he would stop tempting fate like this. Lady Nagant is all “[casually flies around town shooting shit]” and I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t read an entire chapter of just that. Deku is all, “[gets shot (≥_<)]” and releases a giant Smokescreen which prompts En to show up. En is all, “( •᷄⌓•᷅ ) (⌣̀ Δ⌣́) ( •̀_•́ )σ (¬､¬) (눈_눈)” which I consider to be a high point of both the chapter and of my life. The chapter ends with Deku using the Third’s quirk to launch a bunch of random objects at Nagant so that he can jump up and grab her arm all sneaky-like, and I’m sure this is going to prompt another week’s worth of discourse that I don’t care about at all, but fuck it, I’m having a good time.

OH WE’RE CUTTING BACK TO ALL MIGHT WELL THAT’S NICE I GUESS. CONGRATS ON NOT BEING DEAD

you named your car??

you named it Hercules??

I love you so much??

please marry me you giant fucking dork???

lmao speaking of huge fucking dorks

who the fuck are you clowns. la dee da we’re gonna murder All Might with our synchronized spear attack!! I mean... they’re clearly trying their best... maybe I should just be nice and politely hype them up like All Might is so clearly trying to do

like okay, but we all agree that this is actually the least intimidating attack any of us has ever seen, right?? these guys zipped up their hoodies all serious-like and are trying to attack All Might and Hercules with their Walmart tiki torches, but just, no?? right?? like the only way this could possibly be effective is if they were trying to kill All Might with secondhand embarrassment

“those are assassins” this is a VERY generous assessment, All Might

OH MY GOD THE TIKI TORCHES ACTUALLY KILLED THE FUCK OUT OF HERCULES

[slaps roof of car] this baby can fit so many weaponized festive backyard lighting solutions in it

and yet, even after watching this with my own two eyes, I still can’t take these dudes seriously. idek what it is. anyways r.i.p. Hercules, I loved you a lot but I guess you weren’t actually a very good armored car were you

omg they didn’t know it was All Might??

okay 1) for a moment there I was like “oh hey maybe they’re not so bad after all” but then a moment later it was like “ah nope, they are.” like, that was an interesting .06 second emotional journey there. anyways 2) All Might you have my permission to kick their asses for this disrespect, and 3) anyone else all of a sudden getting “wouldn’t this be an interesting time for Stain to suddenly show up” vibes?? no?? just me???

(ETA: hmm tbh I’ve still got those vibes and they haven’t gone away lol. Stain?? you out there buddy?? do you want to be cool for just once in your life. ball’s in your court pal.)

OH SNAP ALL MIGHT ARE YOU REALLY GONNA DO IT ARE YOU GONNA KICK THEIR ASSES

PROTECTIVE DAD MODE ACTIVATED?? BECAUSE YOU KNOW I’M HERE FOR THAT SHIT, SO YEAH, FEEL FREE

omg he’s shouting at them about how much Deku has suffered lmao and they’re just like falling over from being scolded

so they have absolutely no idea what he’s talking about though, right? “SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S” well whatever, you killed his pet car so he’s in a bad mood now

OH MY GOD

LIKE, JUST SO WE’RE ALL CLEAR, THESE FOUR PAGES SO FAR HAVE MADE ALMOST ZERO SENSE. LIKE MAYBE 2% SENSE TOPS. BUT ASK ME IF I CARE. GO AHEAD AND ASK. I SAID GO AHEAD, IT’S OKAY. ...NO I DON’T CARE AT ALL THANK YOU FOR ASKING

(ETA: also, the more I look at this panel, the more I’m just like, why the hell would you phrase it like that though, sob. way to doubly tempt fate?? are you trying to give Horikoshi a challenge??)

and now back to Deku who is randomly bouncing around the city and narrating it to himself just in case he was confused about why he was doing this

who are you talking to Deku. but thanks we appreciate it

man you gotta love that overconfidence. the smartest guy in the world warned you away from this lady, so SURE, LET’S RUN RIGHT UP TO HER. “I APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT, FLASHBACK!HAWKS, BUT I’LL TAKE IT FROM HERE” well okay then!!

I think it would be funny if RHA.com put little Buzzfeed-style polls in between the chapter pages so they could survey people at random intervals as they read their way through the chapter. like, you finish this page and then there’s a little poll there asking “do you think Deku’s plan of catching up to Lady Nagant and finding out where Shigaraki is will work?”, and you click “no” just like everyone else and then nod as the results show that 97% of your fellow readers also picked “no”, and you chuckle to yourself wondering how many of the 3% accidentally clicked on the wrong option by mistake, and then you keep on reading

ANYWAY, SO

HOW’S THAT PLAN WORKING OUT FOR YOU SO FAR DEKU. nice kick, though!!

omggggggg

ouch

update: Deku’s plan not really working out. sources tell me my boy has been fucking shot. this is an ongoing story and we will keep you posted with the latest developments as they come in

wait what

feel free to explain to the rest of us what all of this “UNLESS...” and “THAT POSSIBILITY...” shit means anytime, Deku

oh lol did he realize she could fly??

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE, CNN’s John King reports that Deku is still fucked. eyewitness reports now coming in that Nagant is doing no-look shots and basically not even giving a fuck. sources described her mannerisms and expression as “sexy, but in like an effortless sort of way.” we will continue to bring you the latest

so now there’s basically an entire page of Deku being all “ah fuck so she’s basically closing in and she could already hit me with impossible accuracy even from Far Away, so if that’s the case then her being Up Close is probably going to be even worse!” making good use of that Big Hero Brain there, Deku

so now what, you’re doing some kind of spiraling kick thing?? how is that going to help

oh lol he’s using Smokescreen to create some cover. aww, good for you Deku you named one of your Smokescreen attacks

OH NO LADY DON’T TELL ME AFO DIDN’T EVEN FILL YOU IN ON THE BASICS

seriously, AFO?? you basically told her what Deku’s exact strategy was going to be but then couldn’t be assed to drop that little, small, barely notable piece of knowledge that Deku is rocking multiple quirks?? is it supposed to be a secret or something?? you dropped the ball here man

damn this is getting intense now

(ETA: the way En is poking Deku’s head in that first panel is fucking sending me, I love this guy so much omg.)

well then what are you planning, Deku?? I’m actually really curious!! I am genuinely starting to be invested in this fight scene not only in the “wanting to see who wins and how that impacts the plot” sense, but also in the “wanting to see how it happens because the choreography and strategy is actually pretty cool” sense, which honestly hasn’t happened for quite a while now! this is fun

anyway so what’s up Deku, are you going to use another quirk?? I’ve been speculating that he hasn’t actually unlocked the last two yet (since Two and Three didn’t exactly seem convinced when we last saw them), but maybe I’m about to be proven wrong

(ETA: well he clearly has Three’s obviously, but Two’s is still MIA, and that’s the one I am of course the most curious about. that’s the one we’re all curious about, let’s be real.)

OH SNAP???

AHHHH I’M HYPED LOL. ANOTHER SHINY NEW QUIRK LOL SHOULD I PUT UP THE USUAL DISCOURSE DISCLAIMER

(ETA: so yeah, after thinking on it, I’m not gonna say “please no Deku discourse on my blog�� this week, but I probably will ignore any discourse that does come my way though, just because I don’t have much interest in getting involved in what would probably be a pretty repetitive discussion. like, I can just sum up my opinions (which is what they are) here instead. in fact here they are lol:

1) I like the SIXQUIRKS and I like seeing Deku be a badass.

2) I also don’t think Deku is too OP. more like he’s exactly as OP as he needs to be at the moment, given that we’re approaching the end of the series. I expect the other kids will also be pretty damn OP when we see them fight again. we’re just at that point now where they’re all badasses (as well they should be; they’ve grown a lot and they deserve it). it’s just that Deku’s the one we’re getting to see right now.

3) of course I miss Kacchan and the others, but for me this vibes much closer to the MVA arc where even though I missed them, I was still having a blast (as opposed to the dark days of the Basement arc where I was pretty much losing it lol). like, even though Kacchan’s my favorite, I still love Deku a lot and this arc has been amazing for him getting to shine on his own (for like the first time, really).

4) y’all know I love the OFA plot and I’ve never been shy about that lol. I like all of the Vestiges a lot. Banjou and his over the top personality; En and his “guy you thought would be serious and :| all the time but is actually hyper-animated and ALL OVER THE PLACE” energy; Shiro who actually is a :| sort of guy lol; Three who I still expect will be fleshed out in a more detailed flashback at some point; and of course Two, who, well. you know what I think about him lol. Bakuverse is still on the table and I’m still hyped. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that we still have yet to see Two actually talk to Deku (as opposed to talking to the other Vestiges while Deku is distracted). did he lend him his power yet?? or is he still holding out?? either way it’s definitely going to be a Big Thing when it finally happens and I can’t wait to see it.

5) Lady Nagant is Everything and just because Deku grabbed her arm doesn’t mean the fight is over yet lol. Overhaul hasn’t come into play yet either. not to mention that even if the fight is over, the “where do we go from here” part still has me excited either way. her connection to Hawks and the HPSC is very intriguing and we’ve barely touched on that as of yet; she definitely has more of a role to play in this.

6) last but not least, I feel like every week the discussion is all about how much focus Deku’s getting, and how OP he is or isn’t, and OFA this and OFA that, but meanwhile I’m actually so invested in the character development here though?? the way Deku has distanced himself from everyone (except for the Vestiges, because of course they’re already dead so it’s not like they can die again lol)?? the way he’s pushing himself far too hard and we can see the shadows in and under his eyes, and the fact that he never smiles, and even All Might has remarked on how he isn’t taking care of himself at all?? the fact that he’s so single-mindedly obsessed with focused on stopping AFO?? the fact that he’s still the same sweet old Deku despite everything and was so kind to that fox lady with the umbrella, but there was also something so sad about that scene because it felt like a reminder of the type of hero that he wants to be, but that he’s not allowed to be right now?? because the stakes are too high and the world is falling apart?? and he feels like he’s the only one who can do something about it?? and that he has to be?? and that he is putting so much pressure on himself right now, and it’s absolutely too much pressure for any one person to bear, and I feel like no one is fucking talking about this lol goddammit.

anyway so yeah. I have feels about this, and every week that slow-burn angst is getting more and more intense behind the scenes, and I feel like it’s all going to hit a breaking point eventually. sooner rather than later. it really feels like a mirror of Katsuki’s post-Kamino arc. where all that angst was just churning below the surface for like twenty chapters and then it finally was like “okay it’s time” and it all came bursting out and we got the best five chapters of the fucking series (in my admittedly biased estimation lol).

basically, I know that most of fandom is billing this as either the “villain hunt” arc or the “solo Deku SIXQUIRKS fighting arc” or whatever. but for me, it’s always been and still is the Deku Angst arc lol. the cool fights are a sexy bonus (the worldbuilding less so because even though it’s interesting to see society at such a low point, it’s also very depressing and gets old pretty fast), but for me the thing that’s really keeping me engaged chapter after chapter is seeing Deku like we’ve never seen him before. seeing him all quiet and withdrawn and brooding and focused on AFO, AFO, AFO, and seeing that “he just doesn’t take himself into account” mentality taken to extremes. I am invested in that. I’m soaking up that angst each and every week, and I’m invested in seeing what comes of it. it’s a big picture thing. week to week this arc might just seem like a bunch of villain fight scenes, sure. but Deku’s emotional journey is the thread that’s going to carry this arc through from beginning to end, and for that I’m willing to be patient.

anyway that turned into a BIG OL’ RANT there but yeah! so those are my thoughts on the disk horse as it currently stands. and like I said, I’m open to discussion, but tbh I will probably just wind up repeating these same talking points endlessly so just a fair warning lol.)

anyway so Three says Deku has yet to use his quirk at ALL but now he’s trying to combine it with another quirk?? damn. also please check out En’s face here you guys

En launching a sneak attack up my favorite character list by the sheer power of his expressions alone. he really knows how to make the most of his screentime

OH DAMN DEKU

at this point the 3% from that hypothetical poll earlier are starting to feel prettttty damn smug, I’ll bet. well shit

what in the fuck

?? so like releasing his chi or whatnot?? isn’t that basically just like base OFA all over again?? also Deku did you seriously just apologize to Gran’s cape

update: Nagant has turned her eyeball into a gun

hm. hmmmmmmm. ...okay yep, still somehow sexy

anyway so she’s just floating up there building suspense, as one does. lord I sure hope she has good reflexes because something tells me she’s going to need them

OH SNAP HE THREW GRAN’S CAPE AS A DECOY WHAAAAT OKAY THAT’S SOME SMART SHIT DEKU

LOL SHE’S MAD NOW

JESUS CHRIST SHE JUST NEVER TAKES A GODDAMN BREAK FROM BEING AWESOME HUH

DEKU ARE YOU JUST THROWING EVERY DAMN THING IN YOUR INVENTORY

but without the cape and the hood how will you continue to look like an enigmatic badass. you really can’t. which means we might finally be moving on from the wandering nomad part of this arc, stay tuned

LOL YOU MANIAC

I hope he went full Kacchan with the dialogue there. his face sure looks like it lol. popped out of a building all mad fdskljlkj omg

well this was fun, shit. I still have basically no idea what Three’s quirk does though lol. like, can he use it to charge up objects with kinetic energy or something?? but then what was all of that talk about combining it with one of the other quirks?? or was that just because he was using Smokescreen at the same time??

(ETA: having seen and read an additional half-dozen explanations of Three’s quirk, I can say with confidence that I still have basically no idea what it is or does.)

anyway so!! Deku is a badasssssss but something tells me not to count Nagant out just yet even so. also I really enjoy seeing Deku flip out on people like he doesn’t have a fucking hole in his torso because it reminds me of A CERTAIN SOMEONE and I always love to see him channeling that feral energy; I feel like it’s been a while

anyways good luck to you both!! I truly wish that both of you could win. but if not, then maybe you can at least become friends instead. you have so much in common, you both can fly and have multiple quirks and you’re both badasses, and plus it would just be really funny to see the look on Hawks’s face lmao

[ibuki-loves-you]

Drv3 boys(or any of your choice) with a s/o that's mikan reincarnated(not literally just personality and action wise very similar)

DRV3 Boys with a S/O that is like Mikan

Warnings: Mikan's personality/actions

Mod Ibuki: This was so fun to write! Sorry if it's a little repetitive

Shuichi:

Oh boy-

Shuichi and you are both shy

But you moreso than him, so he gets really protective

He wants no one making fun of you or using you

One time you thought he was mad at you

You were nonstop apologizing and offering to take your clothes off

His heart shattered

"S/O, I'm not mad I promise! You did absolutely nothing wrong. Don't worry, it's okay."

When you get like this he just holds you and pets your hair

And gives you lots of forehead kisses

If you ever fell in front of him he would try to prevent it by either catching you or warning you

If he doesn't then he just helps you up and covers you if need be

"I-I'm sorryyyy!" "It's okay, baby. Don't apologize, it's okay."

When Kokichi began trying to make you upset, he was livid

"Hey, S/O! You're making me really angry!" "Am I?! I-I'm so sorry! I-I'll take my-" "Shut up, Kokichi. S/O, you did nothing wrong. He's trying to upset you. Ignore him, he isn't worth it." "O-Oh..."

Shuichi just wants you to be safe, and he's willing to do a lot for you to be that

Kaito:

Kaito thinks your shy nature is adorable!

Like Shuichi, he is also very protective

He doesn't want anyone cough Kokichi taking advantage of you

Kaito gets really upset when you apologize consistently

He's been trying to work with you on it

"I-I-I'm so s-sorry!!!" "S/O, babe! It's okay! You did nothing wrong! Don't apologize!"

Kaito doesn't mind that you are clumsy

It just gives him a reason to hold onto you!

But if you do end up taking a fall, he's quick to help

And rip anyone who makes fun of you a new one

Before you two were dating, Miu frequently insulted you

Almost every time she did you freaked out

"Ahhhhh! I-I'm sorry!! I-I'll take m-my clothes off if y-you want!"

Kaito shut that shit down quick

"S/O, no. You don't have to do that."

If you ever thought he was mad at you, he'd be pretty sad

"S/O, I promise you that I am not mad. I swear on every star in the sky."

Boy loves you so much and just wants you to be the best person you can be

Rantaro:

As soon as Rantaro saw you he immediately wanted to protect you

No one ever really tries to fuck with you because Rantaro will get mad and since it's pretty hard to make him angry everyone got freaked out

Everyone learned that the hard way

First time Kokichi tried fucking with you Rantaro handed his ass to him on a silver platter

"Hey, S/O! Heard you can do animal impressions super well! Mind showing me what a dog looks like?" "O-Okay..."

Rantaro never pulled you to his chest so quick

"So help me, Kokichi. Don't you fucking dare."

No one really heard him swore before so everyone was freaked out

If you took a fall in front of him, his reflexes are quick

If he couldn't catch you, he's insanely fast you help or cover you up

No one is catching a glance at you don't worry

If you ever thought he was mad at you, he'd immediately go to comfort you

"I-I'm sorry! I-I d-didn't mean to upset y-you!"

"No, baby please. Don't apologize. You did nothing wrong. You did nothing to upset me. I'm not mad, either. I promise. I'll even pinky promise."

Rantaro loves you so so much just let him hold you I'd make his entire life <3

Kokichi:

At first, Kokichi thought it was hilarious

He thought you were just shy

Until you offered to take your clothes off because he started fake-crying

Ever since then he hasn't played intense pranks on you, teased you, etcetera

No one has ever seen him actually care about someone

So it was a shock when he snapped at Miu for making fun of you

"Fuckin' slut! Why don't you offer to take your clothes off for me!?" "I-I'm s-sorry! I-I will if y-you want!"

"Listen you fucking skank. They aren't gonna do that for you because you don't control them. So why don't you carry your sorry ass to your dorm and go play with yourself."

Miu was appalled, just like everyone else

She just cowered away and muttered an apology

Kokichi is well aware that you are clumsy

If you're embarrassed because of a fall, he'll trip too

Or start crying to divert attention

Say you land in a rather awkward position, he will cover you up as soon as he sees and if anyone looks he will throw hands

If you were to think he was mad at you for some reason, he would feel so bad it's not even funny

"S/O... I'm not mad! I couldn't be mad at you. You're too cute to get mad at! You did absolutely nothing wrong, so don't apologize!"

You're Kokichi's soft spot <3

Ryoma:

Never once has he laughed or made fun of you

If anything, he lowkey pitied you

Although Ryoma is small, he can and will fuck someone up for you if it came down to it

One time he nailed Kokichi in the shin with a tennis racket for telling you to act like a cat

"Say it again, I dare you."

Kokichi didn't bother you for a while

If you ever thought he was angry with you, poor boy would have mixed emotions

He would be upset but also angry with himself for making you think that

"Hey... I'm not mad. I don't think I have the ability to be mad at you. I promise, you did nothing to piss me off."

Ryoma can't really catch you if you fall, but he's quick to try and help you up

If you are exposed in some way, he will stand in front of you until you fix yourself

He will protect you for as long as he lives and that's a promise

Gonta:

Gonta was kinda clueless when it came to you

You were shy? Okay!

Even though he didn't really understand, he knew some things were wrong

Like when Miu would insult you and you'd either cry or offer to please her

"Miu! That's not nice! Don't say that to S/O! You don't have to do anything you don't want, S/O!"

Ever since then Gonta got pretty protective

If you ever thought he was mad, he'd probably bawl

"G-Gonta not mad at S/O! Gonta promise! Gonta not mad at all!"

Falling is 50/50 with him

Half of the time he catched you beforehand

The other half you fall and he feels bad

But either way he shields you and helps you up immediately

"Because it's what gentleman do!"

You're like a butterfly to him

Fragile and something that he wants to keep safe

Korekiyo:

Kiyo found you facinating

Your timid nature drew him to you at first

He would merely talk to you and try to be your friend

"Is there a reason why you are so shy, dear?" "O-Oh, I got b-bullied a lot...I-I'm sorry! I should k-keep my sob story to m-myself!" "Please don't apologize. I would like to know as much about you as you'd let me." "O-Oh...o-okay..."

Ever since that first conversation he kept you out of harms way

One day, Miu started insulting you (as usual)

"Ahhhh! I-I'm sorry! I-I can t-take my clothes off i-if you want!" "Hell ye-!" "Say such a thing again and I will be sure to make the next trial yours."

He worked with you a lot after that about offering to take your clothes off in return for forgiveness

"Darling, you have no one to please except yourself. Your body is yours and you should not offer to display it to those you don't want to. Especially if they are unworthy of seeing such a beautiful sight."

If you ever thought he was mad at you, he would be quick to tell you otherwise

"Never, my dear. I am certainly not angry with you. I swear, I don't think I possess the ability to be angered by you."

Kiyo has helped you grow so much, and that's the most beautiful thing in his eyes <3

Kiibo:

When Kiibo first met you, he had a strange feeling

He went to Miu about it and laughed in his face

She told him he was feeling protective

"What a strange feeling...should I act on it?" "Hell yeah!!"

"S/O, I have a feeling called 'protectiveness' towards you." "O-Oh! I-I don't know w-why you'd have such a feeling towards a n-nobody like m-me..." "Don't say such things! Would you like to accompany me to the library?" "I-If it's not a b-bother..."

Miu wouldn't make fun of you, she actually considers you a friend

Kokichi though

Another story

"Hey, S/O! You really pissed me off yesterday!" "Ahhhh!!! I-I'm so sorry!! D-Do you w-want me to take off m-my clothes?" "No, S/O! That isn't necessary! He is lying and is trying to make you upset!"

Miu would deal with Kokichi don't you worry S/O

If you ever thought Kiibo was mad at you, he'd be so confused

"What caused you to think I was angry? Actually, it doesn't matter. What matters is that you know I am not mad in the slightest."

If you ever took a fall in front of him, he would help you up immediately!

But if you fell in a suggestive position, he'd crash

Tenko would rush to help you if that happened

Then she'd curse him out on his degenerate male robot brain

Moral of the story, Kiibo wants to protect you from anything that comes your way! And trust me, he will not fail you!