#ajax x enid

[gmarseln]

Wednesday: Could you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Ajax: what does claustrophobic mean

Enid: it means she’s afraid of Santa Claus!

Wednesday: no it does not-

Ajax: HO HO HO

Enid: STOP IT AJAX, YOU’RE SCARING HER

[nymphie-mama]

meet me under the mistletoe

pairing xavier thorpe x reader

summary in which a “fool-proof” set up leads to a first kiss.

warnings first kiss. fluff. friends to lovers.

i no longer support percy hynes white and i do not write for xavier thorpe anymore.

Enid and Ajax have been clearly flirting. though they will deny it to god’s end, it’s obvious. they clearly have feelings for one another, wednesday even said that thing overheard them talking about it. they just won’t admit it to their friends.

however, enid and ajax would say the same about you and xavier.

even so, you and xavier came up with a fool proof plan. right in the doorway of his room, xavier placed mistletoe.

enid and ajax loved these kinds of cliches, as did you. hence the idea. all you had to do was get them to stand under it, and they’d kiss. they’d excuse it as “rules are rules.”

the pair of you were sitting on xavier’s bed, waiting for the others to arrive. you laid under his arm, scrolling through his phone extremely comfortably. you were really warm and safe there. xavier always made you feel that way.

there was a firm knock on the door, in a rhythm unmistakable to be wednesday.

you opened the door, and she was alone, staring directly at the green and red spring taped to the wood.

“mistletoe?”

“you enid and ajax, obviously,” xavier said, mocking her crude tone. wednesday peered up at him, looking more annoyed than usual, and walked in.

“seems good enough. enid definitely is the type to do that.”

you agreed, and went back to scrolling with xavier while wednesday read her notes from her most recent mystery.

the next knock was undeniably ajax. you, wednesday, and xavier all exchanged similar looks before you and the artist jumped up to the door.

you laughed as you both reached for the door handle, standing side by side. after a bit of silent bickering, xavier let you open the door and leaned against your back.

enid and ajax were standing scarily close to one another out in the hall. xavier had his goofy smile on his face, standing directly in the door.

you stood closer to him, still not letting the other couple in.

you hadn’t really thought this plan through.

“hey, mistletoe!” enid said, pointing directly above your heads.

you almost think you heard wednesday laugh.

“rules are rules,” ajax said. “gotta kiss, bros.”

you and xavier exchanged another look. you couldn’t tell if he wanted to laugh or cry, but he leaned into your ear.

“is that okay?” he asked, loud enough for only you two to hear.

“rules are rules, right?”

you back away slightly, enough for to bring your lips to xavier’s.

electricity coursed through your veins. your lips felt like puzzle pieces together. he tasted really nice, warm.

his hands found your hips quickly, and yours went to the nape of him neck and into his hair.

you don’t know how long you’d been standing there, but it must’ve been an embarrassingly long time.

“guys.”

xavier pulled away, “shit sorry, come in guys.”

enid giggled, slipping between the pair of you with ajax’s wrist in her hand.

xavier went to close the door and his arm flew around your shoulders like second nature. like they belonged there. he leaned back down,

“maybe what they say about us is right.”

“maybe it is, thorpe,” you said smugly, acting as though you disagreed. despite your tone, you leaned closer to xavier’s frame. “get that smile off of your face, enid.”

wednesday masterlist

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Enid: The candy I'm about to eat is partially unwrapped. So, if I pass out or start saying weird shit, I've probably been either drugged or poisoned. Wish me luck, guys

Ajax: I bet ten bucks that shit is drugged

Xavier: Twenty bucks and I say it's poisoned

Wednesday: You will both owe me your lives if she ends up in the hospital

[thisonewhocanbreathe]

𝗘𝗻𝗶𝗱 : *holding Y/N's hand over her stomach so they can feel the baby kick* Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else...

𝗔𝗷𝗮𝘅 : It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆 : Top ten things Ajax said on his wedding night.

𝗬/𝗡 : Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!

𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆 : Top ten things Enid said on her wedding night.

𝗘𝗻𝗶𝗱 : *laughs*

𝗔𝗷𝗮𝘅 : Stop laughing, Enid!

𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆 : Top ten things Ajax said on his wedding night.

[addamsology]

Enid: *kisses Ajax* Ajax: ! Enid: ...Did you steal my chapstick? Ajax: Did- did I what? Enid: My chapstick, Ajax. Did you steal it? Wednesday: Enid, for the love of God, not this again. Ajax: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick. Enid: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop three years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick. Ajax:Chocolate and popcorn? Wednesday: Why do you think it got discontinued?

[starkslydia]

STAY AWAY FROM HER! ━━━━ GET AWAY FROM HER!

XAVIER and WEDNESDAY ft. AJAX and ENID

[ortegadtzs]

Ajax: why do you hate me?

Wednesday: I don’t

Ajax: tell me one thing you like about me

Wednesday: your girlfriend

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Ajax: *pulling out a cigarette* Do you have a light?

Enid: No! I don’t smoke! …Why don’t I smoke?

Wednesday: *pulling out a lighter* I don’t smoke either.

Wednesday: I just like burning stuff.

[fics-n-stuff]

Enid: This is my boyfriend, Ajax

Ajax: Hey, how's it going

Enid: And this is my girlfriend, Wednesday

Wednesday: Greetings

Xavier: And you guys are, like, cool that Enid's dating both of you?

Ajax: Yeah, Wednesday's cool. We get along fine, and I'm super not jealous that they're roommates or anything

Wednesday: If it weren't for the fact that it would upset Enid I would simply eliminate Ajax from the equation. But I suppose I can share seeing as she harbours some inexplicable affection for him, so long as he doesn't get in my way

Enid: Aren't they both wonderful!

[bisexualmultifandommess]

I’m really surprised that I like most of the ships in Wednesday because I usually only pick a few I like but:

Enid x Wednesday? Black Cat and Golden Retriever vibes! I love them ❤️

Xavier x Wednesday? Met each other when they were kids have that gloomy outcast vibe going for them hoping to see more!

Enid x Ajax? They’re both adorable and awkward which I love in a ship! I love how he came out to defend her when she was upset with the normal kids.

Bianca x Wednesday? Rivals to lovers!

I liked Wednesday and Tyler a lot in the beginning but then the whole thing where he’s an evil monster trying to kill her came out lmao so you know…I guess that ship dynamic would be fake friends to enemies to real friends to lovers which is a lot 😂

[gmarseln]

Ajax: why am i not a banana?

Wednesday: because your genetic code dictates you are a human. However, it should please you to know that you share fifty to sixty percent of your DNA with a banana.

Ajax: thanks, Wednesday

Enid: ......are you telling me that some people are ten percent more banana than other people?

[caitlynskitten]

Enid: God that was fun. I love going bowling with friends.

Ajax: Yeah. We spend so much time together we’re almost like a couple.

Enid: A couple of besties!

Ajax: Hey Enid-

Enid: *internally* please don’t, please don’t, please don’t, please-

Ajax: I have to tell you something.

Enid:

[caitlynscat]

Yoko: Just ask her to the dance. The worse she could say is no.

Ajax: You’re right.

Ajax goes up to Enid.

Ajax: Hey Enid, wou-

Enid:

Later on Ajax bursts into Yoko’s room.

Ajax: SHE ALMOST THREW UP. I DIDNT EVEN FINISH MY SENTENCED AND SHE JUST RAN AWAY!

Yoko: Oh ouch.

Ajax: Divina told me she was already going with Wednesday! Were you aware of that?!

Yoko: Oh totally! I was actually the one that helped Enid propose to her!

Ajax:

Ajax: THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU ENCOURAGE ME?!

Yoko: Because I thought it was funny! I saw the way she ran off! *laughing hysterically* She ran like you told her she was ugly!

Ajax: I hate you.

[writerswho]

Interviewer, to Ajax: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ajax: My girlfriend.

Interviewer, to Wednesday: How about you? What kind of girl do you like?

Wednesday: Ajax's girlfriend.

[beautyofattolia]

Eugene: What does “take out” mean?

Ajax: Food!

Enid: Dating?

Tyler: Murder.

Wednesday: It can mean all three if you’re not a coward.

[addamsology]

Ajax: So, what’s Wednesday's type? Enid: Me, Obvi, but also brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, dog lover. Ajax: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Enid: Did I mention oblivious? Ajax: Yeah, why? Enid: Okay, just making sure.