#alan wake shitpost

[ghost-pocky]

The fact that they put Alan Wake in Fortnite is so funny to me because he could theoretically have written himself into it as an attempt to escape the dark place . Just going through a match expecting to find pages like~

“The writer’s eyes narrowed at the sight of a fish man dancing some unknowable jig atop the spoils of his recent kill, his inhuman limbs flailing in summer air. His grip on the rifle tightened, the bear-shaped backpack he somehow acquired continued to sing, taunting him, trying to coax him into joining literal monsters on a murder spree towards unknown ends.

‘Fuck it!’ He exclaimed, taking a swig from a battle-worn can. The word slappy was barely visible, the blue and orange letters flaking off to show metal beneath. ‘I have to work within the confines of this story. I have to write myself to victory. Write myself to escape.’

His eyes widened as the fish-abomination pivoted, suddenly rushing towards him. That’s when he heard the pumpkin launcher.”

[artist-bearded]

Alice awakens in the middle of the night. She hears rumbling in the kitchen. She enters to see alan wake hunched over in the fridge shoving shredded cheese in his mouth as he narrates it in vivid detail.

[louhinks]

final draft except all of the manuscript notes are in pink glitter gel pen now instead

[loo-nuh-tik]

character development

[ahti-the-janitor]

[themishening]

[voluntarysubmission]

And a bonus

[fritzmetzger-reblogs]

If I have to pick one conversation between Sam and Ilkka, it's this one.

[loversandantiheroes]

Alan Wake is proof of what November's no shave, no nut, and writing a 50k novel shtick does to a motherfucker.

[theconsciouscrow]

[koskela-knights]

Alan Wake 2 but everyone except Saga is a Muppet!

Inspired by @xamiipholia post & @winters0689 comment

[nuclearwastetoday]

i should stop doing this

there will be more... anyway...

[nevermindigotthis]

Look out guys, new writing meme just dropped 😂

[louhinks]

i've taken to drawing AW2 culinary crimes whilst i am beaten unconscious by art block. bon appetit

[loo-nuh-tik]

Tom Zane and Dr. Darling || Alan Wake 2

[themishening]