#alice's shitposts

[nevidika]

KFP4 TRAILER SPOILERS ALERT!

She's so... Beautiful ❤ OMG, I alrealdy love her!

[james-spooky]

we are so back !!!!!!!

[starsh0ck]

some pride month doodles :] happy pride to the magnus institute

[dragunonov]

Listen to The Magnus Protocol, we have:

Samama Khalid, not yet killed by his curiousity because he is the main character

Alice Dyer, who is okay, trust her

Celia Ripley, a single mother with no secrets whatsoever

Colin Becher

Gwendolyn Bouchard, expertly handling her new externals liaison duties

And Lena Kelley, who has to somehow manage this shitshow

[vampyre-lesbian]

deleting all my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in a saw trap)

[hikaaa-bi]

alice any time she’s about to experience one (1) singular emotion:

[thermodynamic-comedian]

what i think oiar employees listen to at work:

alice - welcome to nightvale

sam - white noise or r&b playlists

gwen - malevolent

colin - death metal

lena - the scp foundation database

celia - the magnus archives

[just-a-lidle-creacher]

this episode killed me. celia is a MOTHER? sam used to VAUGEPOST? gwen is literally JONATHAN SIMS? lena is basically ELIAS BOUCHARD? SOME OF THEM ARE BENEVOLENT?????????

[squircatlies]

Alice immediately clocked in on Sam crushing on Celia because they're exes. She knows him well enough to notice something in his behavior that indicates him liking someone.

What is that thing, you ask?

Sam offering her Alice's hot chocolate.

That's right folks! Sam's love language is offering nice comforting drinks and committing crimes together.

Now, where have we seen that before?

[cool-person-yey]

Alice has this mug

[nevidika]

Btw where are Kai and Shen? I know that Chameleon gonna shapeshift them, but still... Or they saw everything and were like, "Hell, nah, we're not going to take part in this cringe show"?

[james-spooky]

we won but at what cost (the implications!!! 😟)

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[dragunonov]

[strelliata]

[hikaaa-bi]

i hear your "alice is tall" theories after that comment about her hiding her snacks, but may i present to you "alice is actually short but she has no shame in balancing on two chairs stacked on top of each other, if it means that no one else will find her stuff".