Montresor: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Duke: Nope, absolutely not.
Eulalie: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Berenice: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Annabel: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Lenore: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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König with a voice kink... He's so used to the screams of war, so used to the dull drone of responding to orders, that the first time you groan over a stiff shoulder he's gone. He thinks about your voice with a hand around his heavy cock, he records you talking and plays it back for himself. You don't even have to say anything sexy, he listens to you discussing plans and remembers the way you murmured praises in his ear. He finds some shitty editing software for his phone and starts splicing his secret recordings together, just to hear you say things you'd otherwise never let him hear. He's obsessed. Tries to make your recorded voice his alarm but wakes up hard one too many times and switches back to the normal blare.
He can't sit through meetings with you without his dick getting hard under the table. It's really your fault for sounding so sweet, for being such a break from the screaming. If you didn't look at him like that when you talked he wouldn't be in this situation. If you think about it this should be flattering, you can reduce a man of his stature to begging with a few words, can get him drunk on the noise you make. You could use this fact to your advantage, if König wasn't so determined to fuck you like a dog in heat at the first sign of your interest.
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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.
i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.
anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.
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girls are mining and crafting
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(First Image) Twilight Sparkle: I don't - Spike~! Am I doing this right~?! (Spike: mmf?!)
(Second Image) Fluttershy: Aww, look at them all~ So cute~!
(Third Image) Arrow pointing to Applejack that says "Having the time of her life"
(Fourth Image) Arrow pointing to Rarity that says "The Group Resource Miner"
(Fifth Image) Rainbow Dash: Okay, this time for sure, dude
(Sixth Image) Pinkie Pie: Wow, these guys have all kinds of goodies! I coulda been doing this the whole time?
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by the way if you've messaged/mentioned or sent me an ask and I haven't responded I promise I'm not ignoring you, I'm in full con crunch mode right now and I have like 3 days to finalize everything cosplay wise, travel wise, financial and also handle sticker stuff so im. really busy and stressed right now as I prepare lsdkhgklsdg
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