i just want to put it out there that sirius black is scary as fuck from a purely physical point of view.
he’s tall as shit, has been since fifth year when he got his growth spurt, and he has tendency to loom over most people.
there’s also the matter of his poker face—it’s impeccable, untouchable. can make anyone feel like him stuck to the bottom of his shoe. he learnt it from the best in house black and it’s his default. there’s a reason people are afraid of approaching him, and are slightly awed by james’ ability to unconditionally do so at all times.
his magic is ridiculously sentient. it swirls around him at all times, often feeling suffocating to those near him. he doesn’t even notice how it swells with his emotions, rising in his defence without him having to call it. at times, it can feel like a brick wall, that’s how powerful it is. and it’s cold. people have been known to shiver and turn into metaphorical icicles around him.
and he’s also just intimidating in a—social capital way ykno? so much money, training, and status. it shows. he could be dressed in a potato sack and he’d still reek of royalty. which is essentially what the blacks are.
and this is it u don’t take padfoot into account. this fuckoff huge Grim who’s literally an omen of death, easily twice the size of any human around him, just bounding around with sharp canines on display and malice in his eyes. it’s the easiest thing to piss ur pants when u come into contact w him.
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every time i rewatch the miracle aligner music video i am just flabbergasted. FLABBERGASTED. like. they really chose to make it like THAT. and by 'like THAT' i am specifically referring to:
1) “an attempt to extract the truth... approximately" *cue rosepetals and intense eye contact*
2) THIS being the opening shot of the two of them
3) miles legitimately spending the first minute of the entire video blatantly checking alex out
4) literal rainbow lighting around them
5) endless hand holding and twirling
6) that moment where miles's hand reaches ever so reflexively for alex's neck
7) the fucking closing scene?????????
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My most controversial pjsk opinion is that I genuinely dislike An's wedding event but I very specifically hate this writing choice.
The in-universe justification for this is Shizuku being taller than An but oh my god. An is just so uncomfortable for most of the entire event in that outfit. She was so excited about wearing a tuxedo as well and basically was shot down when bringing that up. This actually hurts my soul a bit
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One of the other ways clothing is steadily getting worse: pants of all kinds are getting thinner and show underwear lines almost as a standard now, even when the lines of the underwear are thin and masked with lace. This wasn´t a problem years back, but now I have to check every pair of dress pants I try on, and even some jeans - JEANS - for underwear lines.
"Just wear seamless underwear-" they're all made of plastic fabrics which aren't good for the bacterial enviroment of the coochie bc they don't breathe. The solution to all fabrics getting thinner and thinner should NOT be "buy bad plastic underwear instead".
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We all hate when Superman gets taken out by things that Really shouldn’t be Abel to beat him, or as tv tropes says “getting worfed”, especially to prop up Batman, but that’s just how a shared universe works, sometimes you have to take powerful heroes out of the equation for less powerful ones to ever get a chance to shine. Let’s imagine a story without those “worf moments” or “Superman stays out of Gotham”
Batman has to face an alliance of his deadliest foes-
The joker, scarecrow, poison ivy, Mr freeze, bane, clay face and deathstroke, all united under ra’s al ghul in a plot to kill Batman and destroy Gotham city once and for all! The dark knight will have to use all of his strength, wits and skill to save as many people as he can!………
Aaaaaaand Superman swoops in, beating all of them in ten seconds, and since the bad guys thought this would be a purely Batman story, none of them thought to bring kryptonite. And Bruce is left standing there feeling useless.
Awesome for Superman, but bat fans are going to feel cheated, plus it kills all tension
I actually don't really mind when Superman gets his ass kicked in a story where, in other stories he would have been fine. I don't view Superman's power level as static, I see it as something that is really dependent on what story is being told, because power itself and how we use it in the right way can frequently be a very situational thing.
Nor do I have any interest in Superman soloing Batman's Rogue's Gallery. Batman's battles with his rogues are a generally different conflict than the adventures and struggles Superman goes through, and Batman's Rogues are written specifically for Batman. Of course it wouldn't be satisfying for the Reader or Batman (*gasp* Not Batman's feelings!) if Superman soloed the Gotham Rogues. It wouldn't be satisfying for Superman fans or Superman, either, because Superman's conflicts, are, likewise, written for Superman.
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"Who does Reni-chan belong to?"
"Reni-chan belongs only to Reni-chan!"
...The worst thing about being a nofu while having KingOh brainrot is the fact that any song could apply to characters or ships. "Positive Attention Please" is literally what could've been a Himeno song from when she was a princess if you replace every "Reni-chan" with "Himeno".
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something I've been thinking about lately. i do think it's incredibly telling that almost 80 percent of the conversations around 'gatekeeping' and 'posers' and shit end up just becoming vitriolic hatred of 'alt girls' like i hate shit spotify playlists and dollskill fake leather edge and tiktok recommendations as much as the next person but this is a very big attitude coming from a website full of people who spent their formative middle school years shopping at hot topic for multi-colored skinny jeans while listening to like. falling in reverse or 21p unironically (this is a self-own btw). first of all teenagers having shit taste isn't killing punk music. but also why is the object of your hatred always boil down to a woman faking it? as if it isn't the single oldest stereotype in heavy music? like am i insane for thinking this is an issue
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thinking of. jae seeing her relationship with the rogue trader in terms of power. as a mutually beneficial business transaction. she spent all her life with people constantly holding power over her -- what makes this one, a veritable rogue trader, any different?
and even after the rogue trader finds out the truth, possibly encouraging her to be her "true self", jae pushes them and that idea away. because the idea that this world would accept her as she is, is more like a naive fairy tale to her. because that's not how the world works! if it was then she shouldn't have needed to do the things she did to get to where she is now.
and now she refuses to be naked and vulnerable with the rogue trader again because with this truth, they truly hold immense power over her like no one else had in probably a very long time.
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