#am I the conspiracy theorist?

[prozacandnicotine]

Please help me out here, my sister just sent me this after I told her my findings

So - Sex Education on Netflix S2 E4.

Jackson auditioning for Romeo and Juliet || Troy Bolton in HSM

Adam throwing rocks at Eric’s window at night || most 00s romcoms

Adam taking Eric to the scrap heap place to smash shit || Stranger Things S2 E6, same-ish backdrop to when Steve, Dustin, Lucas and Max are waiting for the demigorgons on the bus

Are people seeing this or am I high as shit rn

[megalophobic-astronomer]

bugsnax dragging me back by the ankles

[spacemancharisma]

[genia-caliber]

So Sigmund Authen was in neurology, huh? Someone who deals with the brain and how it works. Which is probably necessary to have extensive knowledge about, if you were to ever manage to produce genuine telepathic abilities.

And he just so happens to be interested in the field of classical language, something Anya is inexplicably good at.

And he just so happens to have Spy Wars comic books on hand, something Anya has been a fan of, presumably, for quite some time, especially since her telepathy was (probably) meant to be used for espionage.

And then he ceases to seem like he has dementia as he's tutoring Anya. How convenient!

Nation's greatest treasure.

Looks like Albert Einstein.

Was introduced right around we got this special illustration

Twilight didn't catch anything suspicious, but then again, he doesn't always manage to, lol.

[cheese-doorstop48]

Conspiracy theorist Shouto x Ikea worker Izuku

Shouto has never stepped inside of an Ikea in his life but decides to after realizing he needs to buy furniture for his new apartment. The whole time he's freaking out that he's going to get lost and that he'll have to work and live there for the rest of his life. Then a worker comes up to him and helps him 'escape' (the worker is dubbed his savior after that point)

Shouto then begins visiting the worker frequently, asking him questions about how he managed to get stuck in the Ikea and may or not find himself pining over his little savior

(the illusion is broken when him and his savior stumble across each other at the local grocery store)

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

Please explain to me how tech is alive my brother keeps trying to convince me he's dead

I could go the hard way and explain in minute detail every single thing that points to Tech being alive, but I won't do that, cause I would probably spend hours writing a 40 pages long essay, so instead I will point you to my two completely delusional takes that are so out there that people have been converted to Techisalivism just through sheer absurdity of it:

The ass theory

Domicilegate

That's all I have to say and if your bro doesn't believe you after reading these, a 40 pages long essay certainly won't do that either.

[sailforvalinor]

Remember when Emperor Kaito of the Eastern Commonwealth was so desperate to get this random mechanic that he’d met three days earlier to go to a ball with him that, after he’d been denied twice, he shouted “GO TO THE BALL WITH ME” at her in the middle of a plague research lab, and after the aforementioned flustered mechanic shoved him back into the elevator they had just exited, he had the audacity to say, “well, that got your attention,” like he DIDN’T just potentially cause an international incident

Because of Thorne it’s so easy to forget that Kai is like. Kind of insane? Like, as compared to Thorne he’s the Tired Mom Friend, but on his own he’s a lil bit of a lunatic? Love him

[rabidogbite]

THE LAMENT OF EUSTACE SCRUBB.- The War Ended & The Heroe's Reunited, The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker, The Kakariko House & The Road North.

LIKE THE DAWN.- The Kingdoms News & The General Nephus, I'll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson, Interview: "Tamsyn Muir on Lyctorhood as Genderfuckery and Greasy Bible Study in Nona the Ninth" by Natalie Zutter, The Knight's Citadel & The Secret Keeper.

STANDARD BITTER LOVE SONG #7.- The Kingdoms News & The General Nephus, Interview: "Tamsyn Muir on Lyctorhood as Genderfuckery and Greasy Bible Study in Nona the Ninth" by Natalie Zutter, The Gray Eyes & The Missing Link, P. S. I Still Love You by Jenny Han, The Engineer's Savior & The Three Brothers, Illustration of "The Wild" from Slay The Princess.

I AM THE DOG.- Belovéd by Yves Olade, Creatures by Hugh Steinberg, The Engineer's Savior & The Three Brothers, The Kingdoms News & The General Nephus, Postcolonial Love Poem by Natalie Díaz, Interview: "I Went Rollerskating With Ethel Cain" by Dani Ran.

WILD DOGS: DIVORCE!.- The Captain's Curse & The Battlefield Run, The Engineer's Savior & The Three Brothers, The War Ended & The Heroe's Reunited.

ERRASURIZ.- The Long Winter & The Unfinished Portrait, Errasuriz by Kiltro, The Doomed Town & The Midnight Spies, The Knight's Citadel & The Secret Keeper.

I'M YOUR MAN.- Attack Dog vs Guard Dog, The Loyal Dog & The Master Knight, The Long Winter & The Unfinished Portrait.

NO CHILDREN.- The Royal Engineer & The Princess Zelda, The Kingdoms News & The General Nephus, No Children by The Mountain Goats.

THE PLACE WHERE HE INSERTED THE BLADE.- The War Ended & The Heroe's Reunited, The Place Where He Inserted The Blade by Black Country, New Road, The Kingdoms News & The General Nephus, From "The Green Knight (2021)" directed by David Lowery, The Kakariko House & The Road North.

Whew, okay. Folks never be like me and outsource your images from Pinterest, finding the orignal source is a task only Sisyphus could enjoy.

Anyways. This is yet another web-weave of Call Them Brothers by @wutheringmights, predictable, I know, but I don't think I'll stop making these until this sickness is purged out of my system.

and if you've made it to the end, may i present to you: SILLY 1 and SILLY 2.

[jonathanssweatercollection]

you still resent nancy and jonathan for getting together???? for “hurting steve’s feelings”??? despite the fact that he verbally supported their relationship like 2 hours after seeing them together. this from a season that released 6 fucking years ago. a season prior to him saying that he was NOT in love with nancy anymore. do you want me to call shawn levy and tell him of your dilemma. bestie do you need to rewatch the source material

[sweet-potato-42]

Older tubblings I need to know... is our overthinking ever worth it... does streamer ever do shit and follows through with it and drives us insane...

i feel like 90% of the time i overthink and nothing happens. i have learned to stop myself from getting to exited but i cant help it

ill still keep overthinking for the funsies but its sometimes sad when it lives up to nothing

[realpokemon]

I bet everyone has Zoruas on the mind because they finally made it off the endangered species list!! Good job you good good boys. The re-population initiative in Galar helped out sooo much I've been keeping an eye on it for ages. They're even going to reintroduce a pack in Unova next spring!

what if there was only the assumption that zoruas and zoroarks were endangered because the ones disguised as humans (or other pokémon) couldn't be counted

[petit-papillion]

If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say there's a reason why only one of them is signing...

Source: Peroni ad

Full disclaimer: had this sitting in my drafts since Tuesday morning (30 January, so before the whole Lewis-to-Ferrari bombshell dropped), but thought it would ruffle the feathers of Carlos fans too much. Charles fans may have been on a high from his contract extension announcement the previous Thursday, but Carlos fans were still eagerly awaiting the announcement of his renewal with Ferrari. Little did I know...

[definitionofacritter]

FCG is glitching, mixing memories (Delilah vs Dancer, getting Cyrus out of town, Orym's moon vs Dancer's star).

What if, that day in the caves, FCG glitched? What if something collapsed in the cave, and he (a machine from Aeor) remembered the city collapsing on top of him? What if they panicked, glitched, and saw those around him as threats?

What if he looked at Dancer and instead saw...

...a one-eyed monster?

Dancer doesn't want them back. He killed her machines and almost killed her. Dancer played dead because she feared what she had brought back to this world. Dancer didn't abandon FCG—she survived them.

[lokiiied]

“since i was a straight fella”

*talks about how he had this goatee and thought it worked on him and then coach beard took him aside on his wedding day to say “i think you gotta try something different” and ted discovering his sexuality is no longer straight fella the best facial hair for him.*

“point is, a lotta times the right idea is just sitting behind a couple of the wrong ones”

[brainrot-jikan]

im sorry is mihoyo trying to make me ship chongyun/xiao??

because it's 1000% working

[nsfwitchy2]

I feel like I’m gonna sound like a weird conspiracy theorist saying this but tbh the worse twitter gets the more I feel like I see a rise in harassment on here