#and also the cc's are on r/place so um.

[casinoquartet]

on one hand Yes i know that the whole r/place revival is reddit trying to get some of its traction for lost numbers but Also i do find it super funny that casino quartet r all on there And are the only ones with hearts on them LOL

[drconstellation]

Chiastic Structure of S2

The post preceding this is Chiastic Structure of S1.

S1 was neat, tidy and simple compared to S2.

S2 was...difficult. I have a feeling this is because of the missing minisodes. There felt like there were "holes" in places, where there was a strong scene with no corresponding pair, and yet in others there were single lines matching up.

You will also notice its quite...skewed? The hinging midpoint is right at the end of Ep4, which means the last two episodes mirror the preceding the four! So there are gaps. For example, the conversation in the pub in Ep2 doesn't match with anything specific.

One of the things I hoped it might shed some light on was the purpose of the trip to Edinburgh, which seems like a bit of a dead end. It does, in a way - I will discuss it a bit further below, along with some other parallels that didn't fit the structure.

A: Before the Beginning B: Aziraphale meets Crowley C: "How much trouble can I get into just for asking a few questions?"  D: "I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favourite things." E: Gabriel: "I love you, you're funny" F: Argument about helping the other G: Crowley offered Duke of Hell position H: Crowley apologizes to Aziraphale I: Hiding of Gabriel - 25 Lazurii miracle J: Shax threatens Crowley K: Jobs children are turned into geckos M: Aziraphale's Trial by Temptation N: Aziracrow see God talking to Job: AZIRAPHALE: I don't suppose he's getting any answers. O: AZIRAPHALE: That sounds, um…CRAWLEY: Lonely? P: An angel asks permission for entry to the bookshop Q: Aziraphale makes unauthorized changes to the Bentley R: CROWLEY: Oh, come on, Mr. Dalrymple, it's not brain surgery! S: BARTENDER: You'll be one of those investigative reporters, no doubt? T: Aziraphale goes back to offer assistance to Elspeth and wee Morag U: Aziraphale stalls on saving wee Morag, says he doesn't have permission V: The laudanum toast to wee Morag W: AZIRAPHALE: Will you get into trouble? X: Crowley does Operation Lovebirds - Calls tempest Y: CROWLEY: "What are we talking about now?" GABRIEL: "Who am I? What's happened to me?" Z: Crowley confronts Gabriel about Aziraphale - Its always too late AA: Shax saying to Aziraphale she heard Aziracrow were an item 90 years ago BB: Zombies kill - 1st brain eaten CC: Crowley talks Aziraphale into performing a bigger magic act DD: Aziracrow shake on deal to do more miracles if needed EE: Zombies kill - 2nd Brain Eaten FF: The Staging of the Bullet Catch GG: Aziraphale gives permission for Furfur to enter the dressing room HH: Furfur says to expect a legion to come for Crowley in the morning II: Furfur's audience with the Dark Council, is treated condescendingly 

● SHADES OF GREY  - you said "TRUST ME."

II: Shax is stopped by Demon Josh, is treated condescendingly HH: Shax wants a legion to storm the bookshop GG: Beez asks if Shax has permission to enter the bookshop FF: AZIRAPHALE: I can guarantee you it will be a night to remember! EE: Shax wants killers, 10,000 demons DD: Deal for Dr Who Annual with Mr Arnold CC: AZIRAPHALE: Maggie and Nina are depending on me BB: 70 demons and a malignant and creeping sense of unease AA: Nina asks Crowley about how long he and Aziraphale have been together Z: Crowley confronts Gabriel about Aziraphale - stops him before its too late Y: Nina: "I’m going mad" - is spoken to by all the people at the Ball X: Aziraphale does Operation Lovebirds - Maggie asks Nina to dance W: AZIRAPHALE: I think you're overestimating how much trouble we're actually in. V: SHAX:… they are toast. T-O-S-T E. Toast. Now! U: Crowley stalls Shax on attacking humans, asks if she has permission T: Crowley says he's coming back, won't leave Aziraphale on his own. S: CROWLEY: Officer, I need to report a crime. R: Aziraphale: It all looks so simple in Jane Austen… the brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell diamond robbery. Q: An unauthorized demon enters Heaven, changes P: Maggie gives permission for the demons to enter the bookshop O: MURIEL: It's a bit lonely. N: Aziraphale opens the portal to Heaven: GABRIEL: I told you you could ask. However, I am the only First-Order archangel in the room, or, you know, the Universe, so I'm not gonna answer so much. M: Gabriel's Trial K: Gabriel puts himself into the fly J: Aziraphale declares war on Hell I: Reveal of Gabriel - memories restored H: Gabriel apologizes to Beelzebub G: Aziraphale offered Supreme Archangel position F: Argument about helping the other E: The Big Damn Kiss D: "I forgive you" C: "Always asking damn fool questions, too."  B: Aziraphale leaves Crowley A: Beginning of  the End – Learn of Second Coming

Discussion on parallels that didn't fit the structure:

1. Crowley is given permission to destroy all of Job's possessions /  Gabriel refuses to give permission to destroy the Earth aka Armageddon II

There is a repeat emphasis on licenses, permits and authority throughout S2, so I really thought Crowley's permit to destroy of Job's possessions would have a match. It did, but it didn't fit the structure! If you look closely some of the other permits and authority lines do slot in. I'm planning some metas on these topics in the near future, as the use of language around these concepts is quite interesting, and there is some history to throw into the mix as well.

2. Crowley deceives the archangels with the help of an angel

This pair is a reference to Crowley and Aziraphale teaming up in the Job minisode to restore Job's children, and then Muriel aiding Crowley to sneak into Heaven. I'd just like to point out that Crowley could have gone to Heaven on his own - remember Eric went up with the hellfire in S1E6 - but he doesn't know where to go and get Gabriel's file, that is what he needs Muriel for.

3.  Popping up to Edinburgh

Ah, the trip to Edinburgh! Why? WHY!!! Why go all that way for ... nothing?

Guess what - it's a parallel sequence to Crowley popping up to Heaven.

I was going to write a companion piece to this but...my to do list is getting a bit long at the moment. Let me know if you want me to expand on it.

4. Ignoring messages

So this one started as "Nina gets txt messages from Lindsay, Mrs Sandwich says not to look at them," at the start of Ep3, then during the Ball Crowley is trying to lead the humans out of the bookshop and Shax confronts him with another bundle of mail. Crowley is succeeding in ignoring his messages from Hell, but Nina isn't.

5. Muriel and The Interrupted Tea Ceremony

In S2 it noticeable that everyone except Crowley needs permission to enter the bookshop, whereas in S1 they could just walk in. Originally I made a comment elsewhere that I thought this part matched with a sub-story to the Ball, the story of Sodom and Gomorrah and hospitality to angels, but then I came back and had another look and saw that there was a surface match - but I'm still going to do another post about the "cupperty" because it keeps getting lost in all the noise!

6. Threats and Declarations of War

Shax makes a number of threats throughout the series, to hunt Crowley down and to declare war on Aziraphale. So when Aziraphale inadvertently declares war on Hell with the halo toss, you'd think there would be a matching pair. There is, but not with a declaration of war, just a threat to Crowley. This is probably one of the weaker pairs.

7. Mysteriosity, audacity, ferocity and dangerocity

The Marvelous Mr Fell and his Mysteriosity has a pair with Shax's speech to her fellow demons about the unprecedented audacity of the attack on the bookshop, and how their lack of numbers will be made up for with their ferocity and...dangerocity. It should have fit, but it didn't.

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we just wanted to come here cuz we uh forgot to add some advice on some of your original plural related asks...(dose that wording make sense??/lh)

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I use pronouns page because cc unfortunately was very ad-dependent last time I used it and it closed the account because I was inactive on it (and understandably so because it was a horrible experience) /lh, nbr

Unfortunately I'm unsure if pronouns.page offers the same thing, but I don't think it does. I usually just keep track of the two via my hearts and electricity carrd, but I most likely have to revamp it, plus I'm still actually trying to figure out Frankie and I had actually sent an ask about it. /lh

[raaindropps]

Now a very biased marketing of Aventurine ... (2/2) because I just gotta , sorry

AVENTURINE

pros : As a shielder , he can block incoming damage and help the team survive by not losing any HP in the first place. Preservation characters are so few imo because of how inherently OP their sustain mechanic is. Similarly to Fu Xuan, Aventurine doesn't need to use skill that much either, only when his shields' turn are almost up or when an ally has lost their shield. Because his shield Can Stack, it means that u can essentially keep gaining an even bigger shield everytime you skill or Aventurine does a follow up attack. He also provides effect res up to 50% for ALL ALLIES which decreases the chances of getting crowd controlled or debuffed with DoTs (which from my experience are super annoying, especially wind shear). Like I mentioned before Aventurine does a follow up attack every time his stacks reach 7 , which he can gain stacks from allies FuA and from all allies getting hit by the enemy (allies getting hit grants 1 stack while he himself getting hiy gets 2 stacks) (This follow up can also stack his shield up after unlocking a trace)

In addition to effect res, he also has in built CC protection like Fu Xuan does (except it only applies to him) and this isnt a Chance to resist like Luocha but a 100% will not get crowd controlled every two turns as long as he has his shield up.

Lastly, his ulti can debuff the enemy with 15% crit dmg received which buffs the team because now the enemy takes more crit damage damage ^u^

cons : no cleanse like Luocha, so if u do get debuffed u just gotta wait it out. Again though 50% effect res although won't prevent debuffs completely, it does reduce the chance to get debuffed so u don't need any cleanse in the first place. His other con is that he doesnt heal / restore lost HP like Fu xuan does but considering how his shields can stack and basically have infinite uptime its pretty dang okay and hes definitely worth it as a sustain. wait this js supposed to be cons. um.

his other con is that although he gets free crit rate u dont actually do high damage on him unless u build him to do high damage but like hes mostly a sustain so just build as much def% as possible so his shields r Beefy. Idk if its a Con Con per say but his technique to get the highest out of it is quite a gamble and his ult is only single target instead of Luochas aoe attack ult BUT it will usually do higher damage than Luochas while also debuffing the enemy and can reduce more tougness than luocha (90 instead of 60)

OVERALL : great solo sustain option, In my opinion more valuable than Luocha but then again the next limited 5* sustain tht comes out could definitely overtake him. In terms of Utility (aka buffs provided for allies to increase their damage output) as well as Great Sustainability id say hes on par with Fu Xuan, then Huohuo is slightly less powerful but still Very Great because energy regen and atk% is crazy and her cleanse is also OP, then lastly Luocha. Also I think his animations are fun and his sound effects especially his finger snaps sound so crisp and satisfying. I recommend going for Aventurine if you use follow up attackers like Clara, Jing Yuan, Topaz, Ratio, Yanqing and also characters who could be very squishy like Arlan who does better damage at Low HP. Aventurine can also work for damage over time teams if you use the light cone that lets him apply burn on enemies aka the Trend of Universal Market cone with Topaz and his face on it. Also if you're going for Acheron, Aventurine is probably her best sustain option atm because of how he can contribute her Ult stacks with his Ult debuff and help her damage output too although its already crazy asf.

YEAH thts it mwah mwah sorry for this long ass ask but i am going to be this guys marketer for a while i think

OHHHHH U MAY HAVE CONVINCED ME ... the lack of cleanse might b annoying but I rlly enjoy shield characters.... The lack of healing may be okay if I use his shields well and that fact that they dont gotta be replaced every turn is helpful.

Do u know if his shields go to the entire team or just one selected character? I gotta assume its the whole team but sometimes hyv suprises u

Luochas AOE seems rlly helpful but the question is if Aventurine's shields outweigh his lack of aoe.. Not to mention u said the ult usually does more damage than Luocha's which does help. It would rlly depend on who im facing, but I feel like even in boss fights a weaker aoe outranks a stronger singke target. Much to think about....

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pov: don't fall in love with Bakugou

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❎ Don’t fall in love with Bakugou because he is the toughest to be in a relationship with. But with him, the juice is completely worth the squeeze. He isn't one of the hopeless romantics, in fact even if he loves you he will struggle in clearly conveying how he feels. He puts up a tough front, hiding his emotions but he really does care deeply.

"Hey, migraine."

You jumped as you put your schoolbag onto your table, your face turning to your schoolmate, Bakugou who eyed you with a familiar frown on his face. His whole upper body was turned towards you, his chin propped up by his hand as he stared you down.

And as the sight slowly sunk in; your eyes widened as you felt mortified. Did you enter the wrong classroom? The blood rushed into your face immediately because you were too stunned to say anything else.

You were able to see how his lips slowly but surely were pulled into a grin. "You're red as hell, dumbass."

You felt yourself scowling. He was making fun of you. You were about to open your mouth when he places a paperbag on your desk gently.

"Was just dropping this off." The blond stood up, hands in his pockets as he slouched. So you didn't enter the wrong classroom, thank Kami.

Your eyes flickered to his, watching his expression. His narrow gaze intensified when you didn't reply right away.

"Thanks for giving me back my slippers, go away."

Calmly you sat down, putting your bag down on the floor between your feet. You were certain that your face had slowly lost its rosy color, returning to the usual shade you always had. If you were lucky Monoma would arrive a little earlier and Bakugou would be forced to leave you alone.

". . . the things you said, about talking to someone, mmworking on it."

---

❎ Don’t fall in love with Bakugou unless you’re willing to be as loyal as he will be. He won't just date for sport, he chooses quality people that he respects.

You and Monoma are assigned for class duty so you ended up wiping down the chalkboard with him while he continued on mopping the room.

"We were awesome today, weren't we?" Monoma blurted out of nowhere.

You lowered your arm and proceeded to the pat out the chalk dust from the eraser by the open window. "Guess we were."

During training, you were also paired with Monoma and not gonna lie, you and him made a great team. He stopped mopping, leaning back to the edge of a seat and propped his chin on his knuckles holding the top of the wooden handle. "My abilities. Your smarts. What do you say?"

You tilt your head at him, your action of dusting off the eraser stops. "Um?"

"Wanna go out?"

You did a double-take at Monoma. "Where?"

He chuckled. "With me. Wanna go out with me?"

---

"Oi, dumbass." Bakugou tried again, this time with the edge of annoyance.

You ignore him once more. He's learning how to catch you off guard now. Anyways, you keep silent, determined not to give in.

"Oi."

Something in between a terrible shriek and cry left your lips as your bag got yanked to the side. You could see how a few heads turned but the buzz of laughter and conversations still filled the air, easily smothering your outcry of surprise. The only real witness you had was the ink quirk user in near you. They shoot you a concerned look to which you shook your head, and replied with an embarrassed smile.

You looked at the gremlin face of your blond schoolmate. His narrow garnet eyes stared you down, ghosting over your expression as if he was seeing you for the first time. And he surely did that, aware of you but never really took notice of you before. You kinda wish he didn't because nowadays it feels like Bakugou could expose your feelings in a single glance.

"I told you you shouldn't wait for me."

The blood returned with full force to your face while your body tried to lean away as far as you could. The space between you and Bakugou wasn't enough in your opinion. It felt like he was crushing you with nothing but his presence. The shoe locker is suddenly like a cage, his form looming over you, hindering you from just walking away. It was ridiculous to be honest how easily he was able to freeze someone with nothing but his heavy gaze.

"I wasn't."

"Hah?" His mouth harshly curved into frown. You notice how he uses one arm to lean your shoe locker, crowding you. "I heard some extra asked you out."

"Where did you even get the gossip— you're in class A for heaven's sake!"

"Answer me."

Awkwardly you tried to avoid his piercing eyes, some part of you hoping it would be enough to get rid of him. But all that did was make Bakugou turn your head towards him with his hand. His face close enough to yours so that his breath ghosted over yout skin. This felt embarrassing enough to die. His lop-sided smirk would be the last thing you saw.

"You weren't exactly asking me a question."

"Don't wait for me."

"I'm not."

"You shouldn't turn extras down."

"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my boyfriend, remember?"

And as his fingers threaded their way into your hair, burying them. You will not look away this time. You're not gonna lose to him. You hear the clinks of metal and wood accompanied by the weight of something solid and a hand on top of your head.

You bring a hand up, a fingertips padded over him. The distinct warmth of the contact will remain to bedevil you all day. You feel the fabric, soft to the touch. It was a bento (lunch box) wrapped with silk. Damn, fancy as hell.

Bakugou made you lunch.

"Oh. . . " You breathed, your gaze falling to the bento which you cradled in your hands. "I have too much lunch now, stupid Bakugou."

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❎ Don’t fall in love with Bakugou because to him, actions will always speak louder than words and while he struggle in telling you how he feels, he will always show you through gestures of doing little things for you.

"Hah?" There's his infamous gremlin face again. "I'm not walking you home. I'm taking a walk."

You raised an eyebrow at him. "That so happens to be the direction where I'm going? and you're walking at my pace by the way."

At that, he stomped his way faster, manspreading while slouching. With his posture, he's never gonna be a fashion model now, is he? You let out a hearty laugh as you catch up to him.

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💭 Bakugou is honest. He can tell when someone is lying. You will never catch him in a lie because he is the type who would rather hurt you with the truth then tell you what you want to hear.

"When I do something, be it studying or training, I never do it in a half-ass way." He reaches a hand to tilt your chin up, so you can stop avoiding his red gaze. "I gotta do them with my all. Even if we get together, becoming a pro hero, I'm gonna do the same. Give it my all. But then, I'd half-ass our relationship."

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❎ Don’t fall in love with Bakugou because while he has a tough front, he thinks carefully about everything. Because he struggles in clearly articulating things, he thinks deeply and don’t say much because he doesn’t know how. So when he does talk and try and open up to you: listen carefully.

You slap his fingers away while you bandage his arm.

"What the hell, dumbass?!"

"You're the dumbass. Why'd you go and fight with Midoriya?"

"I won."

"Good job."

"Heh."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"... you told me to talk to someone."

You look up sharply, trying to gauge the emotions on his face. You heard it from Mina. That after the fight, he is more amiable to Deku now even if it pains him to admit it.

"All Might was almost hurt by the boulders from training." He mumbles with his head down, hiding his expression from you. ". . . was my fault. Deku saved him." Bakugou lets out a mirthless chuckle. "Imagine, fucking Deku, saving All Might from my mess."

You finish up bandaging and patted his arm. Once. Twice. Thri—

"I don't need your pity."

"Mmnot." You grab his hand, lacing your fingers with his. Don't jerk away. Don't let go.

He lets his hand be. After a moment or two, you attempt to move your hand away since he wasn't reciprocating. But then he closes his fingers to stop you.

". . . this doesn't change my mind."

You rest your head on his shoulder. "I know. Pro heroes. License exams."

"Mhm."

"..."

"..."

"Good job." Softly, you say. This time you mean it.

You feel his head lean to rest on yours.

---

❎ Don’t fall in love with Bakugou unless you are the type who can understand someone’s bark is worse than their bite. Someone who does mean well.

"Hey Class A, I heard the news!" Monoma leaned his elbows on the side of the shoe locker by the school's genkan (entrance).

Kaminari caught his gaze to which Monoma burst out his absurdly, irritating laugh. "Two of you! I heard the two of you failed the licensing exam!" Truthfully, Monoma looked constipated compared to what he was going for. (He was going for the looking-down-on-Class-A laugh or Class-A-is-beneath-us-Class-B laugh.)

"Monoma from Class B, you're as charming as ever!" Kaminari exclaimed in sarcasm. He sees you behind Monoma and gives you an enthusiastic hand wave to which you shrug, smiled at him back, shoot a look at Monoma then Denki, and then rolled your eyes in exasperation regarding Monoma's antics.

Kirishima seemed to misread that because he cups his chin in thought with a sharp toothed grin. "Wait, don't tell me you're the only one in your class to fail again?" Remembering the time in training camp when Monoma flunked and had to take remedial classes with some of Class A too.

That made Monoma hug his stomach as he burst out laughing. You tug his shirt. "Enough, Monoma. We're gonna late for the principal's announcement."

That did it and he turned around and started to walk away when Kirishima had to follow up, "Not gonna answer?"

You sighed. Now, everyone's riled up. Monoma turned back to Kirishima. "Every single one of us passed." Monoma waved his hand in a dramatic flair. His tone gloating, but proud. "The tables are turning, Class A."

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"Dumbass!"

You turn to the shoji door by the entrance of the room and there, your gremlin of a schoolmate waits.

"Just because I was gone for three days doesn't mean you can just get used with me gone." He grumbles with a loud voice. "I'm waiting for your ass, now hurry up!"

You cover your face in embarrassment as your classmates in Class B turns to you. Monoma who caught your eye raised a brow as if to say, 'Really? I don't see the appeal.'

You pick up your bag and dragged your feet as slow as possible just to annoy Bakugou. He scowled but his hand circles your wrist and drags you to hurry the fuck up. You feel his fingers find their way to the spaces between yours.

Huh. You just found a way to trick Bakugou into holding hands with you.

---

And while he isn't easy to love and it will take work, he is the type who will never give up on you and never stop fighting for you and him to make it.

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AN: belated happy birthday to explosion boy.

Bestie, I been fed by you and I noticed you have a penchant for jealousy fics. Do we have something to talk about, hmm? but to answer this, I don't think in gf privileges Bakugou would hold it against you if you find someone to date. He'll mope around sure. Super duper jealous sure. But fair play, though. Wouldn't hold it against you. I guess it's like it-is-what-it-is. This pov is to highlight although reader and Bakugou isn't official yet, there are perks. And he's trying ya know? To make you want him like he wants you. I just hope most of the readers are patient enough for (princess) Bakugou. He's worth it. Also howyoudoing.

@coffinxnoodle hahaha my bad. I said December. Turns to April.

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[ratcandy]

OKAY. could you do the character ask thing for CC n the Subconites . Plea. If two isn't too much,, (also. permhaps Snartcher)

I'm going to combine all 3 this is going to be a very long post

First impression

CC: Look at this funny cat in the rafters why is she southern

Subconites: Hey funny little guy.... why are you running. why are you r- [gets captured by their dad] ah fuck

Snatcher: I'd seen this guy before I played! Didn't know a lot about him though. Just though he'd be a main antagonist or something. Startled me when I first met him, then I was like "hey hang on a second why's this fool talk like me I don't like that"

Impression now

CC: My girldad, if you will. I love her I love her I love her I want to only write her dialogue ever in NS as far as I'm concerned that fic is actually about her and has nothing to do with Mafia Boss. Cookie is the only character that matters actually. Mu can take second place I was going to make a post earlier actually about the fact that CC is literally the only one that doesn't try to hurt Hat Kid (save for the nomads & the goats, the latter is accidental so I don't count them) and I feel so ROBBED by her lack of motherly interactions with HK because because. She's on the ship the WHOLE time, GFB. You couldn't utilize her for more than funny stove dialogue? I'm so mad they've underutilized the best character. Look at this mother and tell me she's not the only thing that matters

Subconites: my children. My gaggle of tiny little bastards. I adopt every single one of these. All of them. And the dwellers. They're all mine. I'm giving them all crayons.

Snatcher: So I went from "aw man! I'm kinning this thing!" because of his backstory revelation - as boy that do also be hitting in ways that are a little too close to home - to just a general "haha funny little demon ghost thing." He's a silley petty guy that I like to mess around with lore-wise and explore everyone's diverse headcanons of em, but I wouldn't call him my favorite anymore :,0 Just a funky dude!! Fun to draw!! I should draw him more

Favorite moment

CC: The moment where Hat Kid calls her mom and she gets so happy. What do you mean this didn't happen. It did. It totally did. Play the game again. You'll see

Subconites: "since when was being spooky a crime?!"

Snatcher: the whole vanessa's curse dlc. don't even talk to me he's being a petty bastard and stealing his ex's shit and I love that for him. that or the "did you know you can unlock a luigi if you complete every death wish on the first attempt" because HELP me

Idea for a story

CC: I'm writing this thing you might've heard of it it's called nothing spectacular and she's struggling not to smash the mafia boss into a thousand pieces all over the floor for like 20 chapters. It's epic. I want more fics of her being a mom. I want to write that idea of her saving HK from the nyakuza. I want t

Subconites: PURELY SELF-INDULGENT I would write that thing with my oc thomson adopting all these bastards unwillingly. thanks

Snatcher: um um um. So I had a fic idea that's still lying around. Might write at some point. That'd just be my takes on the whole situation between him and Vanessa. Nothing really new and interesting, honestly, just my perspective on how that all went down. Won't say much because I might still write it someday >:)

Unpopular opinion

CC: is there any unpopular opinions about Cooking Cat?? Is wanting her to be hat kid's mom an unpopular opinion???

Subconites: uhhhhhhhhh

Snatcher: Hrmgn. My feelings on Snatcher have grown more complicated the more I think about him. More specifically in any found fambly sense with Hat Kid. Because while I'm weak as hell for that, and I LOVE the idea, I feel like. Hrgn. There was not. Enough growth. To. Make it feel. Right. The death wishes were kinda the nail in the coffin for me as I thought about it longer. I have one brush-it-under-the-rug excuse that I dabble in any time I want to just ignore Snatcher being a Bad Person(tm) and indulge in found fambly trope, but. e. I feel like more interpretations of him should acknowledge that he Does In Fact do really awful things to Hat Kid!! Cool tragic backstory still attempted child murder (on multiple accounts if death wish is included). i dunno. a

Favorite relationship

CC: The made up rivalry I have between her and Mafia Boss because writing their bickering is so so fun for me

Subconites: they are loooking at snatcher and going "you are my dad! you're my dad! boogey woogey woogey"

Snatcher: listen his relationship with Vanessa is not good by any means but it's interesting and for that fact alone I'm putting that here. He's like one of the few characters that gets deep and intriguing lore and it's because of her. so. wa

Favorite headcanon

CC: have I made it clear yet that she adopts Hat Kid and becomes her mom. Also funny headcanons of her potential past relationship with Empress. I am not immune to lesbians

Subconites: Literally anything pertaining to them acting like the stupid little undead children that they are

Snatcher: He's getting progressively more creachure as he's like this!! because I want to draw him as an eldritch horror and YOU cannot stop me

[omegawolverine]

I know you posted it days ago but you said something about wanting to rant about either karl or his fanbase and its been itching at my brain. Ive no clue whats happening or what is happening at all cause no one seems to be making clear points?? Or explaining anything?

Obviously you do NOT have to talk about it im sure it might be a sore point to rant because people can get SO needlessly rude to others over it. But if you want to idk explain? Just rant? Im definetly curious what it was over or about.

The "you dont need to talk about this" is amplified by the fact i am DAYS late and you are probably over it by now.

okay hi yes im happy to talk about this but i think i should preface with two things:

1) even tho it may seem like im biased towards him or being very defensive of him im actually a super casual karl viewer and the only reason i am super defensive of him sometimes is bc we act a lot alike irl and that is mainly because of our neurodivegency. when i say a lot i mean we share traits like "annoying" stimming (jumping around, making loud noises, repeating the same phrases until everyone is sick of hearing them), the difficulty reading situations, the very obvious issues with volume control and not just bouncing from subject to subject to subject as we fucking please. basically anything you've seen karl do on stream that is Very Neurodivergent ive done the same in my own way which is why i get defensive when i see people calling him annoying or saying they dont like him, usually for these types of reasons. that being said, when i say im a very casual karl viewer, i fucking mean it. i usually only watch him when he's streaming with other ccs i like or when he's doing chill alt streams bc even with the annoying donos, he's pretty relaxing and comforting when he's just fucking around by himself and he isnt trying to get as hype as he would on a main channel stream. so yeah, it may seem like im biased and sure, i guess i am on some level, but it's not coming from a place of me hyperfixating on him or me even loving him as a cc, it's coming from me being a neurodivergent who likes him just enough to get upset when i see people basically being casually ableist towards him.

2) i dont have all the facts or even a great understanding on what the fuck has been happening recently with his "drama"...mostly bc he talked about it on his priv, which im not on, and people are gatekeeping the tweets, as they always do, and basically making you "dm to see them" (which is already a problem in and of itself bc apparently in these tweets he said he didnt want them being ss and shared, yet they are being shared thru dms over and over and over again like. at that point just stop withholding the information and post the fucking shit, you clearly dont care that he said "dont share"). additionally, most of the threads ive seen on this situation havent actually explained the initial issue, just talked about his apology (a lot of people have said "it's bad" but havent said why and with no screenshots ((i havent asked for someone to dm me them and i still havent seen them posted, which is mildly surprising, but incredibly frustrating at this point)), i only have a few basic details i can actually assess it on) or they talked about the initial issue in very vague details so um. excuse me trying to explain this now, but ill try and make it make sense with how little ive actually pieced together.

(oh, also, here's my first rant about the ableism in this fandom which is way more broad. this is a pretty different rant from that one, but they're both pretty big reasons why i hate this fandoms treatment of karl)

so basically the problems started with mr beast being apart of a charity stream that donated either to autism speaks or to a similar company, im unsure on that part. im also unsure on if the people participating in the stream actually knew of this or not bc, from what i remember, the money was being donated to a separate organization that was like. under the bad company or some shit like that, idk how stuff like that works and also i read about this shit months ago bc this originally happened months ago and just sorta came to a head recently.

anyways, i think karl was supposed to be apart of this stream but pulled out of it right before (that or these were two separate streams and karl was supposed to participate in the first but pulled out while mr beast did both?? idk. regardless karl did not actually participate, just mr beast). from there people started doing the guilt from association bullshit they always do, this was also doubled by the fact that the chris being racist stuff came out sometime around then and basically he got dragged all over twitter for "being ableist" and "supporting racists" and i cant remember if he actually apologized when this originally happened or not. i vaguely remember him apologizing about something back then but i genuinely dont know if it was this or something else.

basically that died down eventually, a good chunk of people unstanned him but him and honktwt didnt end up getting the lovely lil technotwt treatment and they still havent yet, surprisingly. good for them honestly ajsksk

but now we get to the past few weeks and apparently something happened with him "laughing at someone saying the r slur" (it was mizkif, i believe), specifically when it was directed at other people, which is a big yikes, obviously, but when karl was called out for this a lot of people kind of. made this into a situation that it wasnt bc um. basically karl didnt laugh at it, he gave a few nervous giggles, as people often do when in a situation like that (and karl specifically said he does this in the one part of his apology tweet which i did stumble upon, although it wasnt the important part of the apology thread bc why would it be) and people fucking crucified him for it. they quite literally dragged a neurodivergent man for supposedly "laughing at the r slur" when he can literally reclaim it and also he was just nervous laughing.

and this is where the situation just gets really bad because they. basically forced him to admit that he was autistic on his priv to apologize for this. i havent seen the screenshots of him saying this, but i saw people discussing it and i am frankly so fucking pissed about this because sure, it was a bad situation, and i understand people wanting an explanation, but an apology? for a neurodivergent man nervous laughing at a slur he can reclaim? and then forcing the man to admit something he literally said in that tweet he didnt want people to know which is why people were being so gatekeepy about it while also LOUDLY discussing the situation, as if that wouldnt drive MORE PEOPLE to look for screenshots and ways to get ahold of this information? and then people had the audacity to call it a "bad apology" when they had quite literally just violated his privacy by forcing him to admit something that he shouldnt have needed to share in the first place if he didnt want to, which he didnt.

and this is why im so pissed off. karl is already constantly picked at and made fun of and called annoying for his neurodivergent traits, things which he literally cant help, things which are generally harmless, and now he was forced into a situation where he can now be further picked at and made fun of and called annoying bc they forced him to admit something private instead of just understanding and accepting that he had been nervous laughing at someone using a slur he has definetly been called for his neurodivergency.

tldr of my thoughts: yes i think karl needed to address this situation, it definetly looked bad, but twitter stans have this sense of entitlement with their ccs and because of that, they consistently take it way too far and harm the people they claim to care about so dearly. we've seen it happen time and time again with dream, but this is the first time ive seen them basically force someone to out themselves to make their apology "valid" and most of them still seem to not want to accept it anyways, which just makes me feel bad for him bc now that info is out their and people are just disregarding it to continue "holding him accountable".

anyways, i think that's all i can really say on this topic rn tbh, if anyone else knows this situation better please feel free to lmk clarifications and ill add them in since, like i said, i know fuck all thanks to twitter being so goddamn hush hush about the important details while simultaneously being the loudest mfers about how much they hate karl now instead of just fucking unfollowing and moving on.

thanks for the ask and im sorry if this is confusing!! i just think this is one of those weird situations where like. i think karl deserved some criticism for what happened and how he handled it or at least he shouldve been asked to address it but that just. isnt what happened, at all. he was harrassed. karl got harrassed and because of that he handled this situation even more sloppily than he probably wouldve and exposed private info about himself that he didnt feel comfortable doing and it just. fucking sucks tbh.

[watermelaro]

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[koi-sims]

Do Sim Evil Better.

I’d been knockin’ this idea around for a long time, and after collecting (or making, in the case of the CAS background) all the right cc, I decided to do something fun and unrelated to my stories and make the most handsome, most ingenious, and most evil man to ever exist in a narrative, Corin Deeth III (who actually named the Corin in my current storyline - Corin with two “r”. #bigFan).

Reader, you may or may not be familiar with the story of Kakos Industries and if you aren’t you truly are missing out. It is the best podcast I’ve listened to since The NoSleep Podcast, and to be honest...I think it actually one-ups my beloved NoSleep. It is a very fun and witty podcast with some great humor, greater hijinks, and can I just mention how alluring Corin’s voice is? Just sayin’. The storyline is awesome, too...so many great characters. I want to make Jr. and Malantha next~ I’ll leave some links at the bottom of the post for those who may be interested. Anyway, without further ado, let’s meet the man of the hour, shall we?

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Well hello, Corin~.... Now, I may have missed the mark, but I always envisioned Corin having short, trendy hair that still embodied professionalism and and air of slight douchery. I have seen a lot of fanart where Corin has long hair and perhaps that is canonically true. If so, I apologize Corin, please do not send me a pair of exploding sneakers. I may have missed his eye color too, but I went with a very piercing blue-green because that’s just my personal taste and light eyes with dark hair is so badass.

Corin’s traits came pretty natural - evil, confident, and I picked hot-headed because it would best help his in-game aspiration (Criminal Mastermind) moreso than him being hot-headed in the canon. He is actually always as cool as a cucumber. I admire that.

And a little in-game blurb for him because why not? Am a ridiculously enamored fangirl? Maybe. (I spelled his name wrong up top, but I fixed it AFTER I took that and the next cap - whoops)

And just for fun, this personality notice about Corin popped up when I went in to do his photoshoot. I just love it and the look on Corin’s face at the time - Ah, the taste of accuracy.

Now, on to the main event. I’ve always wondered what Corin’s sense of fashion was like, and now having listened to 99% of the podcast (it was so fun to catch up, I’m pretty much stalling on finishing what’s out now because waiting for the next is gonna hurt so bad) I’ve gotten too curious and decided to raid his wardrobe. What’s in there, I wonder??? Let’s find out.

Everyday Wear

Oh of COURSE Corin looks dark and dapper in a suit for everyday. Look at that little splash of color! I bet you used the blood of insubordinate employees to make that tie custom, didn’t you? Magnificent. What else do you slip into on the daily? Maybe when you’re home relaxi-

Oh. Um. Well...You do wear a cowboy hat very well, Corin! I mean...they match the boots and everything! I...I’m sure there are a lot of experimental abominations to wrangle around the office so why not dress the part? Not gonna lie, that shirt looks breezy and comfortable as hell. Maybe take a trip to the mountains with King Leopold sometime? (I...I know what happened in the story, and I refuse to let it go. #OTP.)

Formal Wear

Ah. The natural snazz comes out around the time of the Shareholder’s Ball and the CEO Festival, doesn’t it? You didn’t strike me as the bowtie type of evil CEO but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t look amazing on you. I see you’ve forgone your gloves for formal wear. Hard to eat the deviled eggs and tiny cheeses in those, non?

...This must be the suit you wear to the CEO Festival. That’s really the only explanation as to why it always turns out to be...what it usually becomes. I am going to assume that this suit belonged to Mr. Corin Deeth I and you wear it in his honor. I sure he is looking down on you, pleased but also wondering why you haven’t indulged in what is (still) in the right-side inner pocket.

Athletic Wear

You cannot be a successful CEO of an evil megacorp if you let yourself go. Hence why you slip into nothing but basketball shorts for a long, strenuous...sweaty...satisfying...workout. Between culling unnecessary employees and flawlessly delivering the shareholder announcements, you’re deadlifting 400lbs and making 1st in marathons, aren’t you? Of course you are.

And then there’s jazzercise. Cardio IS important and I mean...just running can be a bit tedious, yeah? You’re so well-rounded, Corin, golly. Honestly, I’m not at all mad at your fashion choice for this one. You don’t have to hide it, we are all friends here. The 80′s were a great time and I am happy you’re keeping the impeccable athletics fashion alive.

Sleepwear

Even mega evil mega CEOs need rest from time to time and nothing beats resting out topless and in trackpants. I see you are wearing ADIDAS, the most evil of brands. Not much else I can say. I am too busy admiring what jazzercise has done for you.

Uh oh. It must be one of those days. Malantha has flustered you again, Dirk is texting for more life advice, and Jr. is sending way too many...um...”special photos” to prove his is thinking hard on how to best contribute to the company. Good thing Brosephus is totally awake at 2am and ready to video chat about all of this. It’s SOOOO LAAAAAAME, right?!

Party Wear

Rollin’ up to the New Year’s Festival feels good, especially when you look this mighty fine. Nothing like finally getting past Yule and Anti-Celebrating by finally cutting loose again and making those ultra evil resolutions. Again with the gloves, I see. Well, I guess better safe than sorry. There’s no tell who’ll feel your wrath after four Blue Motorcycles.

Hm. This is quite the uh...departure, Corin. I mean, nothing ever looks bad on you but where on Earth would you even wear this to? Where would it even work??? ...Oh, right! The Festival of Adorableness! Awkward or not, you’ve made it work. I’m willing to bet the Division of Subversive Cute helped out with this ensemble. Kudos to them! I’m sure burning it afterwards was incredibly satisfying for you.

Swimwear

Why are you looking so bedeviled, Corin? How, when you look that prepared for a pool party, can you possibly be in such a foul mood? Oh...oh wait. Malantha has hidden your sunblock, hasn’t she? Goshdarnit! How can you possibly be evil without being as pale as your skin tone will allow?! That Malantha...she truly is evil, isn’t she?

Welp. I guess if you’re going to get a tan, might as well hit every spot you can. Suck on that, Malantha! (....) Also, breaking out the zebra print speedo wasn’t the worst idea you’ve ever had, and I both applaud, and ready my binoculars for, you choice of white swimwear. No booty shot? Ugh. Fair enough...gotta leave something to the imagination, I guess. #disappointmentOverdose

Warm Weather Wear

This is the look of a man about to take off on his mega evil yacht and never look back. That shirt, unbuttoned down to where it is suggestive but not desperate, those shorts, defining the thighs while still looking professional, those boat shoes that scream class and bless you for not wearing socks with them. There is a thin line between evil and insane and you ride it perfectly.

Apparently, even evil knows it wouldn’t be summer without an obnoxiously bright Hawaiian shirt. Ain’t even mad. Oooh, and white pinstripe pants....why yes, dear, they do make you look taller and thinner! I can almost hear you now, as you swagger out the front doors, “I’m off to the Maldives, screw y’all! Also, if a single brick is out of place when I get back, I’ll kill you.” You tell ‘em, Corin.

Cold Weather Wear

Brrrrrr. Generally, evil is always cold, dark, and hateful but sometimes even the weather puts up a good fight. Stylish as ever, you have broken out a very elegant scarf and jacket, expertly layered as to properly insulate all of the darkness within. No hat, though? Of course not. Evil does not get that chilly.

Corin: “What you mean I didn’t win the Ugly Sweater Contest?!”

RUN.

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And that concludes are journey through Corin’s wardrobe! This really was a lot of fun to do, and I’d be ever so pleased if the fine people who bring the @kakosindustries universe alive enjoy it too! I’ve also redecorated Corin’s in-game home (the Alto Apartment’s unit that was formally Lobo’s #sorrynotsorry) and I would like to share that one day too, if I get around to doing the photo tour. I will share some links below to a few relevant sites for anyone whose interested in Corin and the Kakos Industries story. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Cheers!

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WCIF: Kakos Industries

Kakos Industries Home - where it’s all laid out

Kakos Industries on Tumblr - contains information about episode releases, fan-created content, and other candid goodies

Kakos Industries on TVTropes - [SPOILERS] a nice place to gather info about the series and related tropes therein

And of course you can find Kakos Industries on Facebook, Twitter, and any podcast service worth it’s salt.

[futelco]

2018 Operator Log Excerpts

Seven operators logged over 83 calls in 2018, and as usual, they ranged from boring to exciting and amusing to annoying. Here is a sample of logged calls, with some sensitive and many less interesting examples removed.

2018-01-08 15:36

Caller wanted to make a call. I told them to hang up and dial 1.

2018-01-22 9:41

Caller asked for the number of a specific Social Service attorney, which I provided.

2018-01-25 12:22

Caller asked to make a call, I told them to hang up and dial 1.

2018-02-23 9:25

"I want to call, um, my father's house." "Do you know the number?" "Yes, it's ......." "OK, hang up, dial 1, and call it."

2018-03-04 17:09

Caller refused to speak, pressed various buttons. I heard some voice mail recordings. Then I thought caller hung up, but no. I mentioned that they could make a call by hanging up and dialing 1. The line went dead.

2018-03-07 17:09

Caller identified themselves as an operator with a voicemail password but no account number, seeking a way to retrieve the associated account number. We decided that the unknown account should be abandoned. Caller was frustrated at the speed with which Futel computers read the password and account number. The call turned away from telephony and towards our complex relationship with permanence.

2018-03-08 16:30

Caller wanted to know "the meaning" of the Futel phone, and of the Fred Flintstones couch (sic) and loudspeaker next to it. I was able to describe the phone & summarize some Futel services. Deeper meaning was elusive. I encouraged caller to explore the menu system & call back with easier questions. Caller was very grateful, said Futel made caller's day.

2018-03-11 17:06

Caller had many questions re: this phone & Futel in general: who runs it, who am I, who are the other operators, are any of them women, how long has this phone been here, et cetera. I directed caller to the website & shared what trivia I knew. Caller lives nearby, expressed interest both in hosting a phone and in becoming a Futel operator. Caller is very happy to discover Futel. We agreed it is a lovely day today.

2018-03-13 15:44

I answered & heard only touch tones. At first I thought caller did not hear me. But I eventually realized caller answered each of my spoken questions with about as much touch tone pressing as I had used speech, and then waited for me to speak again. I got the impression caller did not actually need assistance. I encouraged them to call back when they did.

2018-03-13 21:35

Caller told me that they finally found the phone and asked for a suggestion on what to try. I told them to call Sissyphus Gardens.

2018-03-14 00:38

Caller asked for the time. Upon receiving the time and date, caller thanked Futel for our service.

2018-03-26 16:20

Caller (a young person who gave the name of Taylor) wanted to know my name, what kind of phone this was, why it was there. Taylor thought phone was "cool", but described the main menu voice as "creepy". I encouraged Taylor to play around with the menu system, but I refused to give my name. Perhaps that was also creepy, but overall I felt we established a rapport and parted on good terms.

2018-04-06 17:18

Caller asked if I remembered Taylor. When I said no, caller said, “ok. bye.” and hung up.

2018-04-07 13:56

Caller said they wanted to make a call but decided to call the operator instead. We talked about Futel in general and she asked me how one would be "hired" by futel. I informed them that we do not hire people but we would love volunteers. Sent them to futel.net for more info.

2018-04-18 20:22

Caller asked for advice. Advised caller to stay the course, keep chin up, exercise and eat vegetables.

2018-04-21 12:55

Caller said they "wanted to know what all these messages were about". I asked what messages they were referring to, they said nevermind and hung up.

2018-05-08 20:44

Caller said hello, then I heard industrial music and maybe birds chirping? No response when I asked if they needed an operator, so I listened until they hung up.

2018-05-23 09:05

Caller needed the phone number for People Ready in Hillsboro. Googled it.

2018-05-31 20:39

Caller wanted the phone number of an individual, which I told them I was unable to look up. Well what can you look up? Well what do you want to find? Caller was able to provide a type of business and an incorrect prefix of the number, allowing me to find the correct number in a popular search engine.

2018-05-31 20:50

Caller was looking for an individual. Searching turned up a web page. I gave them the phone number listed on that page.

2018-05-31 21:20

Provided the number for Multnomah County Pretrial Services.

2018-05-31 21:25

Searched for a phone number for an individual.

2018-06-01 7:59

Caller wanted the number for Multnomah County pretrial supervision, but decided that I was taking to long to find it and hung up.

2018-06-01 15:39

Caller needed number for DHS, wanted to be transferred. Informed them that it was not possible for me to transfer them and gave them the number. They called back 1 minute later asking for it again because they forgot it.

2018-06-05 09:55

Caller wanted to place a collect call. I informed them that all calls to the US and Canada are free. Caller was thankful and hung up to make a call.

2018-06-06 18:42

Caller wanted to know if Futel was an “art project or a non-profit or what?” I told the caller that we are a non-profit that does telecom services and operates free telephones and puts art on them. The caller told me that they knew we had a website, and that they would look at it.

2018-06-09 10:54

Caller requested the local number for Ride to Care. Was able to provide that number.

2018-06-09 14:19

Caller requested the local number for Tango Personals.

2018-06-11 23:03

Caller requested the time. It was 11:03pm PST.

2018-06-18 18:28

A child's voice very quietly in the background: "Did it go off?" Then Ipanema.

2018-06-18 18:28

A young caller asked an inappropriate question in a very bad attempt at a prank call. I informed the caller that Futel should only be used for good-natured pranks and hung up.

2018-06-18 18:34

A child asked "Is this Pizza Hut?" I said yes and demanded a CC number, address and Social Security number. They hung up.

2018-06-18 18:38

Same kid, different story. This time it was "I have projectile diarrhea. Can you help with that?". No.

2018-06-20 22:17

Caller told me they had been using the phone for a while and asked if I wanted to talk to their friend. I declined. Caller asked who they should call, I told them to call their mother.

2018-06-25 20:42

Heard keypad buttons being pushed, then a child said hello and hung up when I responded.

2018-07-15 12:45

Caller wanted the number for Rodeo Chat.

2018-07-17 16:54

Caller wanted the incoming number to use for voicemail. Caller also asked what the other menu options did, I told them to try them out.

2018-07-18 7:42

Two individual's passed the phone between them and each asked what Futel was, provided a short explanation

2018-08-06 13:30

Caller asked to be connected to Sissyphus Gardens, I told them to use the directory.

2018-08-06 13:40

Caller asked for the number of the phone, I supplied it. Caller said they had a question about setting up voicemail, said something unintelligible, and hung up.

2018-08-08 13:20

Caller wanted me to know they take limos, not cabs. They called back and requested some new releases from Hershey candies. I couldn't understand the requests.

2018-08-08 13:40

Caller rambled semi-intelligibly about an air force base and sexual predators, asked if I was still there, and talked some more. They ended with some kind of question, I replied I wanted to do what I could, they thanked me and hung up.

2018-08-09 13:20

Caller was confused as to why they got me and not Pizza Hut. Caller hung up.

2018-08-17 19:05

Caller asked for the number of an airline, but hung up before I could provide it. I called back, told caller they had hung up on me, heard their response, and hung up.

2018-08-21 13:52

Caller was having trouble dialing 211. I gave caller the full number for Oregon 211, 866-698-6155. Caller thanked me and hung up to dial.

2018-08-24 18:45

Caller told me they were glad that the phone was working.

2018-08-28 7:20

Caller wanted phone number for PeopleReady on Kelly avenue. Provided it.

2018-08-28 21:15

After I introduced myself as an operator several times, caller asked me what town I was operating in. I replied that it was not relevant and hung up.

2018-08-29 4:37

Caller wanted the number for a hospital business center, which I provided.

2018-08-30 11:24

Caller asked for an alternate 211 number, claiming that the menu option and dialing 211 from the dialtone didn't work. I gave them 866-698-6155.

2018-09-01 13:51

Caller asked for the nearest other Futel phone, I directed them to Taylor St.

2018-09-01 20:38

Caller asked for the location of the Ainsworth phone.

2018-09-05 8:43

"They say the cat's abandoned, is this the [mumble] hotline?"

2018-09-05 15:23

Caller asked if I could look up a number, I said I could try. After some negotiation they said they wanted an insulation business in Washington. I replied that I could search for that on the web. Caller was incredulous that I didn't have a listing, and asked me what happened to the yellow pages. I replied that I did not know. After a long and boring conversation about the regional nature of Futel, caller thanked me for my time and hung up.

2018-09-08 13:20

Caller asked if this was Burger King, no the Coca-Cola company, and hung up when I replied that this was the Futel operator.

2018-09-12 14:40

Caller asked for the number of the Department of Human Services food stamp office.

2018-10-08 11:17

Caller asked for the number of a refillable credit card used for benefits, which I supplied.

2018-10-08 17:06

Caller asked for the number of a bakery in Manzanita, which I supplied.

2018-10-09 18:36

Caller asked how to place a call, I instructed them.

2018-10-11 14:35

Child was playing with the phone.

2018-10-13 18:01

Caller sought the number for Wilsonville Womens’ Prison. I provided the number.

2018-10-15 15:00

Caller said they "wanted to make a prank call". I acknowledged. Caller said a weak joke, I made a snarky reply and hung up.

2018-11-01 11:04

Caller was seeking the Portland district attorney’s office. I provided the number.

2018-11-01 11:30 Mathew

Caller who had previously called seeking the district attorney’s office was now seeking a personal injury lawyer in a Portland suburb, but unsure of the spelling of their name. With search engine assistance I was able to identify the lawyer’s name and number.

2018-11-01 11:51

Caller wanted to thank Futel for our service, and had successfully reached their lawyer.

2018-11-01 16:16

Caller asked for the number to Ride to Care. I supplied it and informed them that it was also in the directory.

2018-11-18 11:54

Caller informed me that the Ypsi phone was fixed and had a new handset.

2018-11-22 20:00

"I was wondering what this line was for." "You called the operator, do you need an operator?" "It depends on what this is for." "If you think of a reason, call back, maybe an operator can help you."

2018-11-26 18:10

Callers had questions about what Futel was about and why. I explained aspects of Futel’s ambitions for telephonic domination to several parties including impressionable youth.

2018-11-29 10:09

Caller talked about the Israeli army and hung up mid-sentence.

2018-12-03 09:39

Caller wanted to know who I was, I told them I was the operator. They didn't believe me at first. They said they were having all kinds of problems with the phone, were trying to dial an 800 number. I told them hang up & dial 1 for outside line, etc.

2018-12-12 12:05

Caller complained that their cellphone has been bolted to the ground.

2018-12-12 20:00

Caller asked for a residential number, which I was unable to provide.

2018-12-13 17:02

Caller asked for the number for Washington County Probation and Parole, which I provided.

2018-12-23 09:29

Caller was seeking a nearby microwave to re-heat lunch. I informed caller that as a Portland resident I didn’t have access to that information. Caller was understanding and wished me a merry Christmas.

2018-12-23 11:41

Caller asked how to call Lance. I told them to hang up, enter 3 for the directory, and listen for his listing. Caller thanked me and hung up, after which I remembered that his listing was now "the Druid of Sissyphus Gardens".

2018-12-30 13:56

After I introduced myself, the caller said, "Hello, operator, my name is Chase, and I'm looking to speak with... you!" I waited for them to continue fulfilling their desire, but they hung up after 30 seconds. I called back, but the line was busy.

[drev-the-ambassador]

Hello! Is it true that the Finnish language sounds so different from the other Nordics? If it is, why is it different?

Hello, and thank you very much for the ask! Languages are one of the things I’m super interested in, so I’ve been waiting for a good time to answer this. I would also like to apologise for taking so long to answer!

Yes, it is true that Finnish sounds different from the other Nordic languages, a.k.a. Swedish, Norwegian, Icelandic and Danish, even though it is a common misconception that Finnish sounds like Swedish. It does not.

This is because Finnish and the other Nordic languages belong to two completely different language families.

Source

Finnish is a Finno-Ugric language, you see, while Swedish, Danish, Norwegian and Icelandic are North Germanic languages, sometimes referred to as Scandinavian languages. They’re related to English, which is also a Germanic language.

Finno-Ugric languages are the other half of a group called the Uralic languages, the other half being Samoyedic languages. The only three independent countries the speakers of Finno-Ugric languages have managed to create are Estonia, Finland and Hungary, the biggest of which (going by population) is Hungary with just below 10 million citizens.

Also, Hungarian, how did you end up there???

By User:Nug derived from a german version created by User:Chumwa - German language version, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=28408682

Finno-Ugric languages originate from what is nowadays the Russian Federation, as you can probably deduce from the name “Uralic languages”, because, you know, the Ural mountains. Most of the other Uralic languages are minority languages spoken in Russia.

Anyway, the language we should be focusing on today is Finnish! Finland’s population is 5.5 million people, but less than 5 million of us speak Finnish as a native language. Around 5% of Finns speak Finland’s Swedish, a dialect of Swedish spoken only in Finland. The Finnish version of Swedish is said to be more old fashioned than proper Sweden’s Swedish, and the pronunciation differs too, as well as some words.

Finnish has approximately  5 400 000 native speakers. Most of those who don’t live in Finland live in Sweden, Norway, Russia, USA and Canada.

Finnish is famous - or should I say infamous - for the difficulty of the language. While Finnish does have, um, quite a few grammatical cases (15), it only has 3 irregular verbs: olla (to be), juosta (to run) and mennä (to go), sometimes the verb tehdä (to do or to make) is also said to be an irregular verb. Sounds fun, doesn’t it?

Finnish has no grammatical gender either, nor does it have articles like “the” or “a” or “ett” or “la”. Finnish also has no future tense, but actions taking place in the future are said using the present tense and a word that indicates time, for example “(Minä) Luen huomenna”, where “luen” is the 1st person from of “lukea”, to read, in present tense, and huomenna is tomorrow. The pronoun minä, I, is not necessary.

Finnish also doesn’t have the equivalent of the verb “to have”. The closest we have is omistaa, but that means the same as to own. Unlike in Swedish and English, with their “Jag har” and “I have”, Finnish expresses having something with the verb to be, olla. For example:

SWE Jag har en bok.

ENG I have a book

FIN Minulla on kirja.

This grammatical structure has actually been borrowed into Russian, of all languages, from the Finno-Ugric languages spoken there. Russian doesn’t really have a verb for “to be”, of course, but in this structure the equivalent is быть or byt.

The boy had a hamster.

Pojalla oli hamsteri.

У мальчика был хомяк.

U maltšika byl homjak. (this is the Finnish transliteration)

from https://blogs.helsinki.fi/venajaavoiymmartaa/suomen-ja-venajan-kielen-eroista-ja-yhtalaisyyksista/

Look, it’s the Gulf of Finland in the beginning of March! You can barely see Estonia in the distance! Yeah I didn’t have a good picture here, how do you take a picture of a language??

The Finnish alphabet is the same as the Swedish alphabet, a.k.a.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Å Ä Ö

C, Q, W, X, Z and Å aren’t used in Finnish, really, but they’ve been left to the alphabet anyway. Å is a Swedish o-sound, because the normal o in Swedish is often said as the o in who, and å is like the o in over.

Y and J are quite tricky: Y is a vowel in Finnish! J is pronounced like y in young.

Here’s a video showing you all the sounds in the Finnish alphabet!

Here’s å, ä and ö.

Letters sound more or less the same in every word, they don’t change with the stress on the word or the letter they’re next to, like they do in some languages.

Finnish also has this thing called vowel harmony, which means that the vowels ä ö and y can’t be in the same word as a o and u. However, if the word is a compound word or a loan (like olympialaiset, the Olympics) they can exist in the same word. The vowels i and e can exist in words with both sets of vowels.

Hmmm. What else…

Well, here’s a video with song samples from different Finno-Ugric languages!

Here is two videos, both of the same song, the other in Swedish and the other in Finnish so you can hear the difference!

Swedish version    Finnish version

I hope this was useful! 

[cannedapricot]

Barista! Natamoto Yuta

ft. a cute taeil! i figured i should get this request from anon done before christmas so here’s a short cute christmasy barista yuta!

JoY tO tHe WoRlD

CHRISTMAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER Y’ALL GET FESTIVE

SO!!!

yuta works at a small hole in the wall cafe

it’s literally called “hole in the wall”

it’s a very simple cafe which people tend to miss when they walk by

it’s not as crowded as starbucks when the pumpkin spice latte comes out 

but it’s not dead ok

there’s a handful of people that come :’)

othERWISE BARISTA! YUTA WOULD GO POOR AND QUIT BIEAFBDIS

our takoyaki prince actually loves that it’s not crowded

i mean,,,, as a transfer college student,,,, hE JUST WANTS TO EARN MONEY WHILE DOING NOTHING LIKE THE REST OF US

all he does on his shift is make a few coffees, maintain his clean work space and charm his customers so they tip him

liSTEN

THE BOY MADE THE MISTAKE OF WORKING AT STARBUCKS ONCE

N E V E R A G A I N

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WAS WAY TOO OVERWHELMING 

also so many people were talking on their phones while ordering

and it pissed him off lol

so he quit and started working at hole in the wall thanks to barista! taeil’s recommendation

and he’s never been so relaxed while earning money :’)

the shop is five minutes from the dreamie’s school

and they drop by every so often

and boss yuta around because,

“i’M PAYING YOU FOR THIS”

yuta nearly strangled haechan but barista but also son of the manager! taeyong was glaring at him

and yuta’s already been warned about bad customer service from last time when he gave doyoung a carrot instead of the pastry he ordered

the end of year is s t r e s s f u l

because wow finals f u n

so yuta tends to take a break from the shop when finals roll around

but the manager (also the pastry chef) also lets every other collage student take a break 

so all that’s left is the manager, full time barista! taeil and pastry chef apprentice! mark :’)

coincidentally, you were stressing over finals as well

finding the perfect place to study was quite the task

the school library was full and the wifi was slow asf thanks to the 5732 students there at once

the cafe close to campus was stuffy and rowdy

and your dorm had w a y too many distractions

yOU JUST WANTED A PLACE TO STUDY WHY IS IT SO HARD :’CC

you discover hole in the wall one day while returning from the cafe near campus

it got way too noisy for your liking

so you just decided 

fuck it

and left :’)

you had also nearly missed it when you walked by but you caught the sight of a bunch of rowdy school boys walking in

and decided heY WHY NO T

the bell chimed as you opened the door

and you were greeted by the simple and warm decor of the small shop

the only people there were the bunch of high schoolers, the staff, and two other studying students

you stepped up near the counter, squinting your eyes at the menu lol

turns out, the boys in front of you were having a nice long chat with another boy who was almost entirely covered in flour

you kinda stood there awkwardly for a while bECAUSE INTERRUPTING THEM WOULD BE RUDE

until another man walked to the front of the store

“um,,, mark,,, do you realise we have a new customer behind your squad??”

mark peeks his head over the dreamies and realizes oH SHIT WE DO

and proceeds to shoo the dreamies to a table :’)

“i’m so sorry,,,,,i wasn’t expecting- i mean i we were expecting customers but- ,,,,we just haven’t had anyone new come in for a while,,”

BITCH YOU CAN’T HELP BUT LET OUT A SMILE

THE KID WAS ADORABLE

and so you order your choice of coffee (or tea!) and a piece of cake!!

which makes mark light up becaUSE HE MADE THAT CAKE AND HE’S REALLY PROUD OF IT

“TAEIL YOU HEAR THAT?”

“i’M ON IT MARK”

communication at it’s finest

the flour boy introduces himself along with all the others in the shop currently

the barista who told him you were here? that’s taeil!

the two students studying? that’s doyoung and johnny!

the bunch of highschoolers?

“oh they’re irrelevant” 

smiling to yourself, you choose to sit at the table close to counter

maybe you’d find yourself being a regular here!11!!1

and so you do lol

you find yourself coming everyday!

and you also found yourself becoming closer with the other regulars and two of the staff lol

you even decorated the shop for christmas with them!!

and forced them to add christmas hats to the uniform :’’’)

i love wholesome families :’’’’’’’’)

remember how this is a yuta fic?

yeaH LETS GET HIM SCREENTIME REAL QUICK

after the finals were over, yuta, taeyong and johnny return to the cafe in glory1!1!!

and after serving the dreamies, you turn up

yujohnyong were like “ooOOOOOH NEW CUSTOMER!!”

but the others were like,

“y/n!!! welcome back!!”

????

THERE’S A REGULAR THAT YUTA DOESN’T KNOW????

THIS CAN’T HAPPEN

so

yuta slides up to mork and asks,,

“who’s y/n?”

“oh, they became a regular when you left to study lol”

fffffffFFFFFFFF

then yuta slides up to the counter, elbowing taeil out of the way to do so

“hey! so i hear you’re a regular!!”

shoots 10000000000 watt smile

“uh,,,, yeah,,,,”

“so what’s your usual order?”

“u,,,m,,,, taeil knows so can i have him do it?”

yuta’s confidence: -100

iTS O K

“orrrrrr you can tell me and i’ll make it for you!!”

but you’re already sitting at your table lol

THE OTHER BOYS ARE CRACKING UP BEHIND HIM LOL

as taeil finishes your order, yuta snatches it up with a piece of cake and heads toward your table

NAKAMOTO YUTA WILL NOT HAVE A REGULAR NOT RECOGNIZE HIM 😤😤😤

“oh i didn’t order cake!!!”

“it’s part of out christmas promotion right now!! don’t worry!”

and he plops down in the chair in front of you

yuta can feel taeyong’s glare on him but hE CAN’T DO ANYTHING

THIS IS GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE OK

but the gaze melts away as taeyong’s favorite customer, sicheng, comes in with ten

yuta then happily strikes up a conversation with you!

“are you sure it’s ok,,,”

“it’s fine!!! there’s not many customers anyways lol”

and you two talk until the cafe closing time

but on your way home, you realize,,,

yOU FORGOT TO ASK FOR HIS NUMBER???

GOOD JOB Y/N

the first thing you do back at your dorm is scream into your pillow

your dormmate asks you what’s wrong

“I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THE CHANCE TO GET A CUTIE’S NUMBER SEGSRHEERGEH”

i relate

the same thing repeats everyday for a week

you show up at the cafe, yuta makes conversation with you, and you go home realizing that yOU FORGOT TO ASK HIM ABOUT HIS NUMBER AGAIN

LOOK YOU GET TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE CONVO OK

but you’re starting to think,,,,,

maybe he’s not as interested in you as you’re interested in him,,,,

becaUSE HE HASN’T ASKED YOU FOR YOUR NUMBER EITHER???

little do you know,,,

yuta’s screaming to his bros when they’re closing up the shop

“wHY HASN’T SHE ASKED FOR MY NU M B E R”

“lmao ask her yourself”

“ICAN’TDOTHAT WHATIFSHEDOESN’TLIKEME”

and 

johnny’s lowkey done with yuta lol

the next week, christmas eve, you go to the shop per usual

REPEATING TO YOURSELF THAT YOU H A V E TO ASK FOR HIS NUMBER

but when you get there, yuta’s nowhere to be seen

taeil takes your order instead of yuta,,, who’s started to take your orders whenever you showed up

“hey,,,, taeil,,, where’s yuta?”

taeil cracks a mysterious smile while making your beverage

“who knows”

loL YUTA’S IN THE BACK WITH JOHNNY CALMING HIM DOWN

johnny had come up with this plan and yuTA’S DOUBTING HI M

YUTA’S 10000% SURE THAT JOHNNY’S GONNA SCREW HIM OVER

hmmmm what plan??? 🤔🤔🤔

leTS FIND OUT!!!11!1!

taeil comes around the counter with your chosen beverage and a huge sparkly present box???

“this is for you!!”

?????

opening the box, you see a note with a phone beside it

“hey pretty baby ;) your christmas present is me ;;) but i’ll need your number before you can receive the real present ;;;)”

.......

you read it aloud

and the whole cafe heard LMAO

the dreamies are REALLY embarrassed SVBFOSV

AND YUTA BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR

“I KNEW JOHNNY WAS DOING ME DIRTY”

stomping his way towards you, yuta leans on your table

staring into your eyes he says,

“i like you,,, as in my heart beats faster when i see you like, even if you don’t like me the same way could you give me a chance?”

tHERE WAS NO HESITATION IN HIS VOICE

“a-are you sure?”

“biTCH DID I STUTTER???”

“uM OK LETS GIVE IT A TRY”

THE WHOLE CAFE STARTS WOLF WHISTLING 

AND CONFETTI IS THROWN (thanks to johnny who had went to the party shop last night)

through the whole mess, yuta smiles apologetically and says,

“sorry it wasn’t romantic at all, i wanted it to be nicer but johnny planned this and-”

you shut him up with a kiss on his cheek

“it’s fine, i love it the way it is”

merry christmas eve!! if it’s not as fluffy or christmasy enough,,,, i’m sorry aaaa i wrote most of this at the christmas party i was at !! also yuta’s lowkey ooc here ahhahahahahahahhHAHHAHAHA

finally my first nct scenario!! i bet y’all forgot i write for nct as well sefbabodbf but anyways!! have a very merry christmas and a happy new year!!

[ceescedasticity]

0k: pARTY tIME (1)

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AG: 8et high!

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AA: rate 0f sticking ar0und high, yes AA: but will they necessarily need t0 be dispelled? AA: 0r will 0ther pe0ple fail t0 n0tice and/0r be b0thered by them? AA: theyre just partying AA: hyp0thetically

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AT: eVEN FESTIVE GHOSTS, CAN BE UNSETTLING, IF YOU’RE NOT USED TO THEM? AT: i WOULD, ALSO SAY HIGH,

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AA: hmmmmm

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TA: ehehehehe TA: wiireburn ju2t walked iin wiith a portable iintoxiicatiion te2t uniit TA: thiing2 may get ugly iin here

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AC: :33 < we are on regular duty rota today AC: :33 < although someone has hung up streamers! AC: :33 < soon they will start moving shifts around so the more senior people can have their purrfurred time off AC: :33 < although it’s already been agreed that efurryone with a quadrant in the art show gets time to go to that!

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CA: that is really really not necessary

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AC: :33 < :33

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GC: JUST F1N1SH3D MY L4ST CL4SS OF TH3 HOL1D4Y! GC: 1T W4S 1NT3R3ST1NG – TH3Y SUGG3ST3D W3 LOOK 4T TH1S WHOL3 TH1NG 4S 4N OPPORTUN1TY TO PR4CT1C3 P4C1NG OURS3LV3S. GC: NOW 1TS C4S3 PR3S3NT4T1ON!

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CA: I’m jealous CA: vvery vvery jealous CA: vvery vvery vvery jealous

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AG: For someone in class you’re in the drop8ox a lot. AG: Just saying. AG: :::;)

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CA: …

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GC: 4NYW4Y GC: ON3 OF TH3 4CT1V3 PURSU1T L3G1SL4C3R4TORS JUST G4V3 US 4 SUMM4RY OF TH3 R3ST OF TH3 G4TH3R1NG SW4RM C4S3 GC: SO 4FT3R W3 PR3S3NT OUR WORK W3 C4N S4Y WH4T 3LS3 W4S UNCOV3R3D 4S 4 R3SULT OF OUR 1NV3ST1G4T1ONS! GC: 4T TH1S R4T3 1 TH1NK W3 COULD BOTH G3T ST4G3 FR1GHT 4ND F4LL FL4T ON OUR F4C3S 4ND W3D G3T M4RK3D W3LL GC: S1NC3 W3 FOUND 4 GC: YOU KNOW GC: 4CTU4L C4S3 OF 1NT3R3ST TO R34L L3G1SL4C3R4TORS.

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CC: Congrats! CC: 8)

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GC: SO GC: TH3 FULL 1NV3ST1G4T1ON H4S B33N WR4PP3D UP. GC: 4RR3STS H4V3 B33N M4D3. GC: TH3 PLOT H4S B33N FO1L3D 4ND TH3 CONSP1R4TORS D3T41N3D.

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TA: the crappy aii an2weriing 2y2tem roundly mocked for faiiliing two notiice anythiing wa2 goiing on TA: dont thiink domii2 goiing two forgiive hiim for a whiile yet

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GC: MY PO1NT 1S GC: YOU C4N C4LL OFF TH3 GHOST BODYGU4RDS NOW GC: 4G, YOU C4N T4K3 TH3M G4RP1NG OR SOM3TH1NG GC: TH3Y MUST H4V3 MOR3 3NT3RT41N1NG TH1NGS TH3Y W4NT TO DO

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AG: No I can’t. AG: :::;)

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GC: … GC: TH3Y SHOW3D UP 4FT3R YOU H4D TO GO PL4N TH3 TH3M3D G4RP1NG.

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AG: :::;) AG: I don’t make the rules!

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GC: YOUR3 S4Y1NG 1T W4SNT YOU WHO 4PPO1NT3D NON-YOU BODYGU4RDS.

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AG: :::;)

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GC: STOP. W1NK1NG.

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AG: ;;;;) AG: Technically I think that’s a 8link.

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: OK4Y. CG, W1LL YOU PL34S3 C4LL OFF TH3 GHOST BODYGU4RDS? GC: 1TS R34LLY NOT N3C3SS4RY!

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CA: let me knoww howw that wworks out for you

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AG: I think akshoally he’s doing prep for the ghost concert?

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GC: TH3N 1M SUR3 H3D B3 H4PPY TO H4V3 4N 3XCUS3 TO L34V3. GC: SO 1 C4N T4LK TO H1M 4ND T3LL H1M TO C4LL OFF TH3 BODYGU4RDS.

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TA: okay ju2t a hiint TA: CG wa2 very much iin favor of gettiing you gho2t bodyguard2 TA: but gho2t2 who dont per2onally know you 2tayiing on ta2k and not doiing any iinciidental hauntiing? TA: tho2e are not gho2t2 takiing order2 from CG

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GC: … GC: … GC: 44! GC: TH1S 1S G3TT1NG 4WKW4RD!

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AT: yOU SHOULD MAYBE, HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT, AT: bEFORE, YOU HAD A CLOSE CALL, WITH DANGEROUS TRAFFICKERS?

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GC: 4R3NT YOU SUPPOS3D TO B3 MOPP1NG SOM3TH1NG 4BOUT NOW?

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CT: D –> Would there happen to be any CT: D –> “GARPing” CT: D –> Taking place on the Brutal Domination?

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CG: … CG: SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO WARN YOU ABOUT THAT. CG: THEY AREN’T IN THE WORKSHOP, ARE THEY? THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STRICTLY AVOIDING THE KILLER ROBOTS.

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CT: D –> They are not CT: D –> We encountered it CT: D –> Them CT: D –> While restocking our provisions

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CG: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, ANYWAY? CG: THE ROBOT FIGHT ISN’T FOR A WHILE YET, RIGHT? CG: DOING REGULAR WORK?

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CT: D –> No CT: D –> I am assisting Naspar in checking all the completed robots CT: D –> For disintegration rays or any similar devices likely to cause collateral damage CT: D –> Or to damage the robot Mother Grub CT: D –> Although that last is unlikely

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CG: SOUNDS IMPORTANT. CG: WELL, IF THE GARPING GETS OUT OF HAND YELL AT AG. CG: IF SHE DOESN’T LISTEN, TELL AA.

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AG: It is NOT out of hand!!!!!!!! AG: And I did warn CT, I left like eight different messages a8out it.

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CG: WAS THIS WHILE HE WAS IN THE MEDICULLING BAY RECOVERING FROM THE CEILING COLLAPSE?

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AG: Not all of them!

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AT: yOU KNOW WHAT aa SAID, ABOUT TAKING THINGS SLOWLY OVER SIX DAYS? AT: aND gc’S INTRUCTORS, ABOUT PACING ONESELF? AT: i THINK THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE, IN THIS SQUADRON, AT: wHO AREN’T FAMILIAR, WITH THOSE CONCEPTS,,,

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AC: :|| < your ship too, huh?

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TA: pretty 2ure iit2 EVERY 2hiip

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AT: i MEAN, IT’S BEEN A DAY, AT: iT’S NOT implausible FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS DRUNK NOW, AT: jUST, AT: wON’T THEY THEN, BE SPENDING THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY, AT: hUNG OVER?

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AC: :|| < ac hasn’t actually seen the culprit here AC: :|| < just smelled the aftermath

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AT: ,,, AT: fRIEAS SEEMS TO THINK, THAT CONTINUALLY REMAINING DRUNK, WILL PREVENT THIS, AT: bUT i’M NOT SURE, THAT IS MEDICALLY FEASIBLE?

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AC: :?? < um… AC: :?? < ac isn’t sure about that? AC: :?? < maybe they just haven’t thought at all about the rest of the holiday

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AT: oR, AT ALL, AT: pERIOD,

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TA: any amount of thought would have told certaiin people that 2howiing up drunk iin front of wiireburn would be a terriible iidea TA: they arent dead but they probably wii2h they are

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AA: acc0rding t0 b0nebelts c0ntact in the squadr0n m0rtality register AA: we just had the first 0f the requisite h0liday ‘partied in airl0ck, f0rg0t which was the right d00r’ fatalities AA: i was skeptical but…

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AT: oH, THERE YOU ARE, AT: dID gc EVER GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU?

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AA: n0t directly AA: shes n0t getting rid 0f the b0dyguards that easily anyway

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CC: Whale, that sounds CC: Momentous.

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TA: no 2hiit

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CC: I was kind of expecting everyone else to jump in to sound alarmed… CC: I know CG’s stuck explaining things to live necropaths CC: …And AG’s GARPing CC: …And TC’s last-minute rehearsing

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TA: AA ii2 de-hauntiing one of the cateriingblock2 TA: AT and AC 2tiill on duty two TA: CA ii2 iin cla22, ii gue22 actually payiing attentiion for once? TA: iidk about GC or CT but theyve got 2tuff two do…

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TA: iinconveniient tiimiing TA: thii2 really meriit2 2ome good old ma22 anxiiety

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CC: … CC: Guess it’s a good thing the ghost conchert is starting and we can send plenty of good vibes! CC: 8)

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TA: … TA: ii 2uck at good viibe2 TA: 2end 2ome for me two

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Omega Vampire Trial Video Translations

edit: if you want to read slightly better translations + video, use this link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94mC7_ji7lw) it’s a private video so you’ll need this link to view it. Make sure you turn on CC (closed captions).

Ok I feel terrible that I left this on the back burner for so long and it’s STILL technically on my to-do list...So it turns out that shoving subtitles onto videos using whatever default program apple products come with (i don’t even remember the application’s name lol) is tedious and time consuming.

I decided to just put the translations out there. You’ll have to follow along with the video, but I did include timestamps (which actually make the text look 10x uglier but it would take too long to remove them).

This is the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IHSAV-VxPg

If there are weirdly worded phrases (mostly having to do with the weird hard on Keiichi gets in the beginning) then that’s because I was going to give it one last edit as I was putting the subs on the video. I’m still planning on finishing the subs someday, but if you don’t want to wait here are the first few scenes of the game.

Keiichi:

0:11 - I fell to the floor from all my twisting and turning. - 0:13

0:14 - I rubbed my eyes and looked up at the bed in my room. - 0:17

0:18 - Phew……A dream, huh……what an unpleasant one. - 0:25

0:26 - I thought I was going to get killed……I’m glad I’m alive…… - 0:30

0:31 - Still, to have dreamed such a thing…… - 0.35

0:36 - When my hand drifted down to touch my abdomen……it was wet. - 0:38

0:39 - Ahh……great……isn’t that kind of extreme……Is it sexual frustration? - 0:50

0:51 - No, no, I’m a man. Why would I get sexually frustrated from a dream? Normally, doesn’t it just...happen? - 0:59

1:01 - It couldn’t be desire? No, no way! I am a healthy, average, normal guy…… - 1:07

1:08 - As I muttered, I ended up fixing my sight on the photograph of my family that adorned the top of my desk. - 1:11

1:15 - Having lost both my parents, I now lived alone, but……we had always been a little different from normal families. - 1:18

1:19 - Both of my parents were men. Having two fathers……is commonly referred to as a ‘Double Papa Family’……It’s a rare sort of family. - 1:22

1:23 - Why such a thing happened……people who are aware of it think that they know, but that is an explanation for another time. - 1:25

1:26 - I’m Moriya Keiichi……I live in Yokohama and am probably what you would consider a normal student. A poor one. - 1:27

1:29 - I worry my relatives by living alone, but as long as I’m not too extravagant, I can support myself with a part time job. - 1:32

1:33 - Several years have passed since the Tokyo Olympics swept across Japan. - 1:35

Newscaster:

1:36 - This morning, we will be asking Mr. Aoi Setsuna, from the Aoi Pharmaceuticals research laboratory, a few questions. Good morning. - 1:43

Aoi:

1:44 - Good morning. 1:46

Keiichi:

1:47 - Ooh, it’s Aoi-senpai! He’s calm and composed, and looks great on TV, too. - 1:52

1:54 - Aoi-senpai also lived in Yokohama. We once went to the same school, where he was my senpai. - 1:57

1:58 - On top of that, he was also my senpai at my parttime job at a fast food place called ‘Yo Burger’. He was always conscientious when he taught me the ropes. How nostalgic…… - 2:02

2:03 - Seeing an acquaintance of mine on TV was a rare experience. I was glued to the screen without even noticing that I was doing so. - 2:07

Newscaster:

2:09 - Please tell us how Aoi Laboratory’s artificial human blood, EX-BLOOD, is different from the other artificial bloods. - 2:14

Aoi:

2:15 - Yes, of course. Across the world, EX-BLOOD is the most in demand at this moment. - 2:21

2:22 - It is compatible with ABO, Rh+, and Rh-, which are of course the rarest blood types…… - 2:30

Tani:

2:31 - Are those guys bullying an omega again?……Guess it’s inevitable. - 2:36

Keiichi:

2:37 - Yeah……Same as always……Poor guy. - 2:41

Tani:

2:42 - Isn’t anyone going to stop them...? - 2:44

Keiichi:

2:45 - (Fuwatari’s arms are bruised again……) - 2:49

2:51 - Gōsawa’s family was in a so-called ‘anti-social’ organization*, and Gōsawa himself was not only strong in stature, but also had an imposing attitude. - 2:54

2:55 - He stole money from the weakest students. I heard that rumor far too many times. - 2:57

2:59 - Poor Fuwatari. But just the thought of catching the eye of Gōsawa and his group was scary. - 3:02

Keiichi:

3:03 - (Gōsawa doesn’t look it, but he’s an alpha……They say if you anger him even once, he’ll beat you up in punishment any number of times……) - 3:09

3:10 - (No one will say anything……Us betas are afraid of making enemies out of the alphas.) - 3:15

3:17 - So I thought…… - 3:19

Tani:

3:20 - Hey. I’ve been thinking, you know, that friends shouldn’t lend and borrow money like this, so cut it out. - 3:27

Keiichi:

3:28 - T-Tani!? Y-you…… - 3:30

3:31 - Unable to just look on, I approached Tani and Gōsawa. - 3:34

Gosawa:

3:35 - What. Oh, Tani, huh. Don’t butt into our group’s conversation. This is our business, got it? - 3:45

Tani:

3:46 - This has nothing to do with your ‘group’. If a classmate of mine is doing something like that, it is my business! - 3:51

Gosawa:

3:53 - Huh? Well if it isn’t Moriya……What’re you doing in a place like this? That Aoi guy not with you? - 4:02

Keiichi:

4:03 - G-Gōsawa……You have blood on your clothes…… - 4:07

Gosawa:

4:08 - So what? Weren’t you scared stiff just before? - 4:15

Keiichi:

4:16 - That’s right, but……Gōsawa. How, that blood…? - 4:21

Gosawa:

4:22 - Heh, I fell. - 4:25

Keiichi:

4:27 - R-really…? - 4:29

Gosawa:

4:30 - Persistent aren’t you. Friends trust each other……Moriya, you don’t trust your friends? - 4:38

Keiichi:

4:39 - (Us, friends…? No way…!) - 4:43

4:44 - At that moment, a face appeared in the building’s stairwell…… - 4:47

Fuwatari:

4:48 - Moriya-kun…… - 4:50

Keiichi:

4:51 - Fuwatari….!? 4:52

4:53 - I saw Fuwatari, all covered in bruises and just barely able to walk. - 4:55

4:56 - So Gōsawa was abusing Fuwatari…! I instantly went white with fear. My heart felt like it was going to jump out of my chest. - 5:00

Keiichi:

5:01 - A-are you okay? What happened to you…? - 5:04

Fuwatari:

5:05 - It’s fine……So please, stop it…… - 5:10

5:11 - It’s a given you can’t do anything, so please don’t get yourself involved with me halfway again…!! - 5:16

Keiichi:

Ah….

Fuwatari:

5:19 - It’s not as if you can possibly understand how I feel! You, who were born normal! - 5:25

Keiichi:

5:26 - Fuwatari…… - 5:27

5:28 - I could hear both his rejection and a desperate plea for help in that scream. 5:31

5:32 - ‘I want to run away from here……I want someone to save me.’ I felt the same way. But… - 5:35

Keiichi:

5:37 - (If Tani was here, he definitely...definitely wouldn’t abandon Fuwatari….) - 5:41

5:42 - (Even if the odds were slim, you would be sure to carry out what you think is just…!) - 5:47

Tani:

5:49 - ……And is that right!? Kei-chan, what do you want to do!? - 5:54

Gosawa:

5:56 Ha!…….Without Tani here, you can’t do a thing, can you? Moriya. - 6:01

Keiichi:

6:03 - Gōsawa….did you give Fuwatari those bruises? - 6:06

Gosawa:

6:08 - It wasn’t me, okay? ‘Cause we’re friends. Isn’t that right…? - 6:14

Fuwatari:

……

Keiichi:

6:17 - That’s a lie, isn’t it!? Those bruises…We have to call an ambulance...! - 6:21

Gosawa:

6:22 - Hey, it’s fine, isn’t it. Just hurry up and go home… - 6:25

6:27 - I was already dialing 119 on my smartphone. I really wanted to run away, but if I did, I would regret it for the rest of my life…! - 6:31

Keiichi:

6:32 - (Sorry...this is the best I’m able to do right now….) - 6:36

6:37 - Hello….um, someone fell and got hurt...we’re near the Motomachi Cosmos Building. - 6:42

Hayashi:

6:43 - Hey...is this guy really calling an ambulance…!? - 6:46

Gosawa:

6:48 - Hey, you bastard! Don’t go doing whatever you please! You wanna get killed, Moriya? - 6:52

6:53 - Gosawa and Hayashi ran at me, hands clenched into fists, at the same time. - 6:55

6:57 - (Oh no, I’ve gotta get away…!) - 6:59

7:00 - I kicked off the ground at at full speed...There was no time to look back. - 7:03

7:04 - I ran desperately, but….even at full strength, Gosawa and Hayashi would probably catch up to me soon. - 7:07

7:09 - Still, I ran as fast as I could without a care…… - 7:11

7:12 - But, in the next moment… - 7:15

Keiichi:

Ah…!?

7:17 - A dump truck’s dazzling lights entered my field of vision……. - 7:20

7:21 - Everything moved in slow motion, and my thoughts were calm…. - 7:24

7:25 - The dump truck, which came flying out from a side road, was coming straight at me. - 7:28

*If I remember correctly, ‘anti-social organizations’ is the sort of official legal term for yakuza groups.

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