#and blam…. yeah

[katimanki]

@glartswap for @mynonah

Smile for the camera📸💖

[buckleylove]

can’t believe blam’s last scene was blaine asking sam to move back in with him and kurt and live in their spare room that’s “more like a closet” (??!!!?!?) and sam making :( faces every time blaine mentions being married to kurt and how happy they are??? what is wrong with them?? they’re sick?????

[bam-monsterhospital]

marvel rivals won't ever do it, but it'd be really interesting if they added one of the most perfect characters built for a shooter game: scott fucking summers. a game about shooting? done. thin precise beams. wide fuckin pushback beams. richochet defies-all-sense-of-logic geometry-mastery beams. hand always at the ready of his visor.

his ultimate just destroys the gaddamn map. blasts a big ol hole in it all the way through. ends the match immediately. no one wins. everyone loses.

[littlespacebird]

my nicktoons tier list

(Bad comments and not nice things will obviously not be allowed here as I can block or I can delete that comment!)

(this is just my opinion if you like or dislike any I’ll respect you’re opinion.)

[braind3adbeetle]

Dawg I had this dream the other night where birthday boy blam was a hitman for some reason and I fucked with it a lot LIKE he had a black tuxedo with sunglasses on with a nice lil handgun AND HE LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL BADASS AUAHRG……DO I MAKE AN AU OUT OF THIS DREAM…..🧐🧐🧐🧐also that emoji looks like kevin jr HELEPEPP ALSO IF THIS DREAM I HAD IS ALREADY AN AU I WILL CRY

[bigender-cowboy]

I accidentally set a microwave on fire once and my friend grabbed the flaming item inside and threw it and then I was like hhhuygrvggh because we had to be quiet and then I threw a plastic cup at it and then we had burnt meat stick things but they tasted better burnt and wet so it was okay

[onopoeia]

k so i'mma work on that d.b.d multi after i've gotten sleep & storted out some irl stuff

[lunaoritur]

one day, once ive explored more of lunas brainwashing stuff here, i wanna do a brainwashed luna event, have her go on a rampage

[legoyuri]

I forget i was an estental worker at 16 that how that kinda ruined my life

[spaceacekid]

Piano Man gcv annoys me bc that song is so evocative but it doesn't fit with the tone of the scene at all?? Like Billy Joel has so many songs and they all involve pianos like there were so many other options there??

[infizero]

thank you metaroom and saruky for blessing the world with blammed pico version bcuz this shit is so fucking good

[buckleylove]

9-1-1 (7x05) // Glee (6x13)

[pbaintthetb]

someone should put Chosou in a room with Nie Huaisang (or indeed any very, overly, devoted sibling from media CoughTheWinchestersCough) and make them discuss the obligations of brotherhood

[velvrei]

Protective Logan is living rent-free in my mind right now. Some guy trying to talk to you in a bar? BLAM. Logan is right by your side. His husky growl he gives as he has to fight back letting his claws out 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

protective logan scaring off a guy in a bar <3

you and logan, and few of your friends decided to have a fun night out at the club. you were sat at the bar, wade and logan over having a conversation on the couches, probably arguing about something, as you asked the bartender for your next drink.

he brought your drink to you, you gave him a thank you before sipping on it, not noticing the guy that had now sat next to you. definitely wasn’t logan. closer to being logan’s pure opposite than to logan.

he smiled at you, you tried to ignore his presence until he started talking to you. “hi beautiful? what you doing here sitting alone on a saturday night?” his words made you shiver, and you wish you could’ve ignored him, but you didn’t want to cause any trouble, so you just gave him an answer.

“i’m not alone, i’m here with my boyfriend and my friends,” your words didn’t seem to change his intentions at all, matter fact when you turned to him you noticed his smile had grew.

“boyfriend? and what’s he doing leaving a pretty girl like you alone over here by the bar?” you rolled your eyes, about to just walk away from the strange man.

“she’s not alone, and she made that clear.” you didn’t notice logan approaching the two of you, making you slightly smile.

the man noticed logan, who was now stood behind you, his arms around your body. the man laughed, turning to the both of you. “you’re the infamous boyfriend she told me about,” his words made logan growl, you could hear him in your ear and it took everything in you not to giggle.

“yes, i am. why the fuck are you still here?” logan’s words caused the man’s face to change, he looked mad, and you tried to hide your amused smile as you just sat back and watched all of this.

the man swallowed. “i’m just sitting here to get a drink.” his words sounded pathetic in logan’s mind.

“yeah and harassing my woman.” logan said, scoffing, and you felt your heart flutter at him calling you his woman. you’d been his woman for a while but every time he referred to you as his it would still give you buttetflies.

“i didn’t know she was your woman,” the man argued, slamming his drink onto the table.

“still? who gave you the right to go around talking to random women? you don’t know her, leave her the fuck alone.”

the man stood, practically challenging logan. logan loved a good fight, so he stood as well. the man was significantly shorter and scrawnier than logan, which made you almost want to laugh at how unfair of a fight it would be.

“who are you to tell me that?” the man argued, and the two bickered for a while, before logan grabbed the man’s shirt and held him up by it, holding him high and looking deep into his eyes.

“you come by me and my woman again, you’ll get more than just a shove, understand?” logan says, his open hand releasing his claws, as he holds them to the man’s face.

you both watch as the man’s eyes widen, and logan throws him to the ground, and the man just scatters and runs away.

you didn’t notice wade walking up, sitting in the empty stool next to you. “god, he’s sexy when he’s jealous, isn’t he?” making you roll your eyes and laugh in agreement.

“hell yeah he is,” you say, standing up and letting your hands run across logan’s chest, pressing a kiss to his soft lips.

[britcision]

The Joker’s half way through his melodramatic speech before Red Hood falls, swearing a blue streak that is practically fucking visible, from the rafters and yanks his helmet off (domino still on)

Now, Joker’s a born showman (in his dreams), but this? This distracts him for a teensy second

He just

Stares

While Hood stands up, stomps on his own helmet a couple times, and then field goal punts that sucker straight into Joker’s face just as he’s got a sarcastic comment about stealing his old ID AND stealing the show

It’s fine though, all the cameras are down anyway and no one sees the next 20 minutes of Hood alternately pummelling the Joker barefisted and then apparently fighting himself to pull back

With bleeding walls, ominous shadows, and the occasional piece of furniture lunging randomly across the room to strike:

- the Joker

- Red Hood

- Nightwing

- the One Remaining Goon

- Batman

- the hostages

- the door

- Red Robin (Hood screams SORRY for no discernible reason, he doesn’t apologise again at any point)

- the busted cameras

Oracle makes a firm fucking rule that Red Hood is not permitted to respond to Arkham outbreaks if Joker is even vaguely in proximity because she can’t do shit with all her tech fried

Jason, who has yet to find out why his helmet only fucks him over when Joker is around, agrees

He is also not invited to the next big Joker events (partially Bruce keeping him as far as fucking possible from the Joker but also “the fucking furniture floats please stop”)

The only upside is that if the Joker’s hiding Jason can fucking run him down by driving up and down the city and stopping when the walls start bleeding

Joker is furious

Jason, waiting just long enough for the furniture to lose its shit before booking it away, thinks it’s fucking hysterical

And like, creepy, but hey

Fuck that guy

So we do like to give Jason the Trauma about his murder by Joker, and here at Dead on Main we especially like Danny getting Extra Stabby About It

But hear me out

Jason’s got the ghost juice now

Ghosts tend to have this. Thing. About their murderers. And comic Jason has never been especially scared of the Joker post revival

What if it’s just full Soul Hate every time they’re even in vague proximity and the fucking walls start bleeding, temperature drops, static everywhere and Jason is just permanently itching to go beat his ass to death like Nightwing

So Jason obviously avoids him because

A) the dead do not avenge themselves he wants Bruce to do it

And B) it’s not fun and he doesn’t like feeling out of control

There’s just no fear response whatsoever it’s just Jason accidentally haunting both Joker and Himself and making Mama Gotham so proud

[ashthesalamipiece]

HI ASH<3 can you do Dad katsuki x mom reader and their daughter absolutely LOVES hero’s, and wants to be one when she grows up but she’s still 4 years old waiting for her quirk, but she pouts when she can’t see him or watch him on tv, she loves going to his work and screams in excitement with all the hero’s around and yells the cutest squeal when she sees katsuki everytime!!!! EEEE

HIII BABE<3 YES YES YES absolutely

Enjoy♡

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Like Daddy

The second her tiny feet hit the ground in the morning, she’s already asking:

“Where’s Daddy? Is he fighting bad guys? Can we watch him? Is he on TV yet?!”

At four years old, your daughter is obsessed with heroes — but not just any heroes. Only one hero matters.

Dynamight.

Her daddy.

She watches old recordings of his patrols with big, starry eyes, jumping up and down on the couch in your oversized Dynamight hoodie yelling, “BOOM! I’M BLASTIN’ OFF LIKE DADDY!”

When he’s gone too long, her bottom lip starts to tremble.

“Why can’t I have a quirk yet? I wanna help him...” she pouts, crossing her arms and looking so much like Katsuki that you have to turn away to hide your smile. “I wanna go ‘KA-BLAM’ and ‘POW’ and be the strongest ever!”

You kneel down and brush her hair back. “You’re gonna be even stronger than Daddy one day,” you whisper. “But right now, you’ve got the most important job — being his biggest fan.”

She perks up immediately. “I’m SO GOOD at that!”

---

When you visit the agency, it’s over.

The second the front doors open, she screams in excitement. She’s sprinting down the halls in sparkly sneakers and a custom-made kid-size Dynamight hoodie, waving at every Pro Hero like they’re all old friends.

“HI, MISS EDGE SHOT!”

“HELLO, BEST JEANIST!”

“MIRUKO I SAW YOU ON TV YOU JUMPED SO HIGH—”

And then she sees him.

Her face lights up like the sun, tiny hands going to her mouth before she lets out that squeal — the one that could probably shatter glass with how loud and excited it is.

“DAAAAAADDDDYYYYY!!!”

Katsuki turns around mid-conversation, eyes widening as she barrels toward him.

“Careful—”

Too late. She leaps into his arms like a missile, and he catches her like it’s second nature. “Hey,” he says, voice softer than anyone else ever hears. “There’s my girl.”

She wraps her arms around his neck and nestles under his chin, eyes fluttering closed like nothing in the world could be better.

“I missed you,” she whispers.

“Missed you more, princess,” he replies, one hand cradling her back and the other gently covering the back of her head.

You swear his scowl’s completely gone when he holds her like that.

---

Back at home, she sits in his lap on the couch with her little plastic gauntlets on her arms, showing him how she’d fight villains if her quirk ever came in.

He listens like she’s giving a tactical breakdown of a high-risk operation, nodding seriously at every “and then I’d go BAM BAM BAM!!”

“Gotta work on your stance,” he teases, nudging her gently. “But you’re on your way, squirt. You’ll be better than me easy.”

Her eyes shine. “You really think so?!”

He tugs her into his chest and kisses her temple.

“Hell yeah, I do. You’re my girl.”

---

And when she falls asleep curled between the two of you, one tiny fist resting on his chest, her plush Dynamight toy tucked under her chin, Katsuki stares at her like she’s the most unbelievable thing he’s ever seen.

“She’s gonna be amazing,” you whisper, brushing hair from her face.

He looks at you, eyes soft.

“She already is.”