#and boy lemmy tell ya

[absolutely-normal-about-x]

I would not be surprised that at some point someone starts to compare how weak Volnutt is to his siblings who are stronger and more experienced than him. It’s no secret that the guardians are pretty much the best at what they do, even better than Volnutt.

At first he shrugs it off, not thinking much of it. Cause well they were generals in the past so it makes sense why they are good at what they do. Plus he’s their little brother sure as shit they love him to bits….

But slowly it started to get to him, seeing them getting more praise of their abilities than him. Getting sidelined on certain jobs over his more capable siblings. Some dipshits really had the audacity to talk down on Volnutt’s skill and abilities. He’s small and scrawny compared to them…he bottles it up hiding his discomfort and shame no one would notice right…?

He one day asked his father if he ever disappointed him as his youngest son not living up to his legacy. He knows that they all love him to bits no matter what but feels like he’s there not contributing anything significant…he apologizes for the saying cause the comments in certain folks are getting him it’s probably the stress so no worries right….?

X had to reassure him and tell him that HE is the most important person in their lives!! No matter what he’s not weak, inferior or pathetic!!! He’s unique; everyone has their strengths and weaknesses regardless of what others say. The hung that made Volnutt special is his heart, determination and his sense of aid. He’s loved and respected, granted yes he can be naive at times (No shit who he got it from) and there are things that he is not ready to hear until he’s old enough. He's a one of a kind soul for everyone as he helps others around him directly or not.

Never letting anyone make him think otherwise.

Volnutt felt comforted and took his Father’s words to heart. Feeling a little better…

When the guardians learned about the comments of their little brother. They ain’t fuckinh happy about it not a single bit nah they were livid

Harpuia Argues them “YOU HAVE THE BLOODY GAL TO PUT HIM COMPARED TO US!? YOU SIR ARE A FOOL, HE'S THE REASON WHY WE ARE HERE AND TO BECOME DIGGER IN THE FIRST PLACE!! KEEP SPEAKING IN SUCH TONE ABOUT HIM AND BELIEVE ME I WILL KINDLY DROP YOU OFF THE SKY”

Fefnir gets really fuckinh pissed and angry as fuck “YOU HAVE SOME REAL BALLS TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY BABY BRO!! LEMMIE TELL YA SOMETHING VOL IS STRONG THAT KID TOOK OUT WAY BIGGER BASTARDS THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED!!! HES MY FUCKINH SPARRING PARTNER FOR FUCKS SAKE!”

Levi just goes full sadistic at them “HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY SWEET LITTLE BROTHER!! AS YOU MAY KNOW HE'S THE SWEETEST KINDEST BOY YOU HAVE EVER MEET!! BE PREPARED TO BE TORN APART AND DIE!”

Phantom knows your location and is approaching very fast RUN.

As for X? Well…a A war vet’s fury is scary but a Father’s Wrath? You’ll never survive it.

Volnutt has no idea how much he means so much for them…

[m4y4fun]

Kirby Timeline (In my au)

(There’s a lot of yapping here btw)

Everybody turns human by this mysterious force ooooo (That’ll be explained later)

Kirby’s Dreamland

Kirby Right Back At Ya (Replacing Kirby’s Adventure and BOY lemmie tell you I changed up a whoooole bunch of stuff..)

Kirby’s dreamland 2 (Goes basically the same. I can spare extra details!)

Kirby Superstar (Mainly Milkyway Wishes)

Kirby’s dreamland 3 (Same as Dreamland 2)

Kirby Canvas Curse (I’m thinking about what happens here, but it’d be the same)

Kirby Squeak Squad

Kirby Mass Attack (Kirby and Daroach would definitely get closer as friends overall here.)

Kirby’s Pinball Land (Who doesn’t like a spinoff?)

Kirby Tilt n Tumble (Extra details can be spared)

Kirby and the amazing Mirror (I’m thinking of maybe giving each Kirby a personality of their own..I don’t know yet though!)

Kirby Super Star Ultra (Basically Revenge Of The King and Revenge Of Meta Knight)

Kirby and the Rainbow Curse (I have nothing to say here.)

Kirby’s Avalanche (Kirby learns to talk a bit better and more because he could barely speak in the first place.)

Kirby 64 / Kirby and the Crystal Shards (His love for his friends grows!!)

Kirby’s Epic Yarn (Abnormal Dees arrive! Abnormal Dees are the yarn Waddle Dees from Yin Yarn in Dreamland turned human. I’ll spare more details for sure!)

Kirby’s return to Dreamland (Plays out entirely the same, just a little bit more like the novels)

Kirby Triple Deluxe ((+DededeTour) Strengthens the bond of the destined rivals! I also mixed up quite. Bit here, but not too much!)

Dream (Team) Kirby Clash Deluxe (This game all happens in a dream. It’s not until after everything happens and settles down, this dream fabricates into a universe.)

Kirby Battle Royal (Strengthens the bond with his favorite Waddle Dee!)

Kirby Planet Robobot (So much stuff is changed here, goodness..)

Kirby Test-Tubed (This is not a real game!! This is a game that I’m still thinking about. I can give details if anyone is interested!)

Kirby Star Allies (This is altered quite a bit as well! For example, Magolor Epilogue takes place here as well while Magolor is going through Heroes In Another Dimension.)

Super Kirby Clash (All of the enemies from Dream Kirby Clash are suddenly revived by a mysterious wizard, and all of Team Kirby’s work has to be done over)

Kirby Fighters 2 (Is mostly the same, except all four of the main characters form a bond closer than ever!)

Kirby and the Forgotten Land (It’s all mostly the same here. (May add an oc tho))

Kirby’s Return To Dreamland Deluxe (Merry Magoland is open! I can spare details)

And until the next Kirby game..I’ll add more!!

[elliot-woooooo]

 Ophthalmologist Eddie

I was at the eye doctor and saw this one lady with curly hair that looked just like Eddies and I was like oml yes also, it's a modern au aswell

!! if the text is like this that means he is thinking btw !!

eddies pov

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I hate this job, I hate my workers, I hate my boss I hate- "we need you in room ten eddie." well not all my workers I guess "be there in a sec nance" a new customer, grea- "holy shit" eddie mumbled. I get to work for him?! hell yeah. "hello Mr. Harrington" the man nodded in response. how the hell is someone nodding hot?! "have you had any troubles recently?" "yes, I've had trouble reading recently because the words look blurry and move a little. I have also had trouble seeing screens and far away." holy shit he talks hot too. "okay so im going to need you to look here for me and open your eye wide" how the hell can he do everything so hot?!? "great next eye" he was off a little." is it okay if I move you a bit?" god that sounded weird "yeah" he has soft hair! how the hell is it so soft?!?"great now I need you to sit down right here." is that a- holy shit, no fucking way-he has a pride pin. victory! "okay put your chin here and press your forehead here" "great, so im going to need you to follow me." god how can one be this hot. "pick the glass frame you prefer, and ill be right back."

------------------------------------------------------------------------------holy shit "these are good thank you..im sorry I never got your name" "eddie" "thank you eddie" god him saying my name is so attractive "I like the glasses" god they are so ugly on everyone else except... him. let's get you checked out big boy" steve laughed he has a cute laugh

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"Eddie hurry up we're gonna be late!" "I'm looking for the key!" "eddie.. the key isn't even on that it's in your pocket." oh- "oh shit your right-" "is it surprising?" "fuck you." "my girlfriend already does" "and where is she?" "at the coffee shop. where she works. where we're going." "Lemmie guess... freckles? "well.. freckles are hot and you know it!" oh yeah..that one patent. "can't argue over that." he said shrugging "and eddie. I don't see a boyfriend anywhere." "I don't want one" "oh please I saw the way you looked at that patent." oh shit- "I can hook you up with robins friend." "I don't need your charity... donate to the poor?" "yeah why not ill ask to see a picture later and send it to you, ya weirdo." "oh how so kind."

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"hi robbie" nancy said giving "robbie" a kiss "hey eddie" "hey robin" "what do yall wanna have?" oh shit is she asking me? shit uh..- "we'll both have our usuals" thank fuck "alright cool"

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"so.. eddie." robin said when nancy when to the bathroom, "Steve told me about you" eddie choked on his drink. what. the. fuck. no fucking way "oh.." "oh!?! eddie nancy told me about how you looked at him and all you say is "oh"?!?" oh god.. "how do you even know steve?" "he's my best friend Eddie." "oh... what did he say?" "oh boy you better buckle up"

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It's been a week since robin told eddie and oh boy they have not stopped talking. robin tells eddie what steve likes and hates. eddie telling robin about what nancy loves about her most. they do not shut up, it's adorably annoying. eddie starts wearing eyeliner and mascara and he enjoys it. robin doesn't really change because nancy loves everything about robin.

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steves next appointment goes too well. eddie catches steve staring and smiling at him which makes him flutter up badly. steve strumbling over his words while blushing. and steve asked for eddies number "in case there is an emergency or something" which is a huge lie. after work eddie ran over to where robin worked and told her everything that steve didnt.

[goldenguillotines]

Oh hush, Jaevya. I was specifically asking about their current incarnations, not just them as divinities - though I suppose you've answered that one indirectly.

From what I can tell Travix is doing fairly well, can't say the same for Salvis though...

-> A long sigh from him..

"I was bein' sincere. I don't know what ya want me ta' say.. What I know of 'em at this point.. is that. Every time I think I do.. really I don't. They change.. I can't keep up and remember every iteration of em.."

"... And is that so?"

"That sheepish boy.. I dunno. I didn't even know they were 'round.. Though.. I'm sure that Anudal fella definitely has found him at this point, ya?"

"As for Salvis.. That's unfortunate. But ta be fair...."

-> He sighs again... Switching his course.. holding back what he really wants to say.

"Nah.. I'm not gonna say that.. I do hope they're able ta get to a better position.. if I run across either of 'em.. I'll offer 'em some goodies.. maybe some jam.. honey.. soup.. who knows.. depends if those two guys lemmie 'round 'em.. I know I look an awful lot like my ancestor.. so.."

"Maybe this time I'll speak to one of 'em for longer than a few minutes in passin'"

[halfblood-fiend]

I promise that I will love and protect Elnor the way Picard never did, apparently

[dragqueenpentheus]

so wild spending time w a dad and kid who have genuine love and affection for each other and aren't weird about physical contact??? i'm in the mri waiting room and my dad is. sitting on the other side of the small room?? i cant remember if i sat first or he did but there's like two feet between us while i'm riding the edge of a panic attack as usual and it's like??? when i hang out with these irl people it's all loving hair pats and side hugs and?? it's so sweet and heart warming but i'm!!! sure sad now!!!!!!!!

[itsthegameilike]

Best Books of 2020

Hi all! As always, I read some banger books this year and I like to do my best to get like everyone in the world to read them, because they’re deserving and being an author is hard. So, without further ado, here are the books that made my year! There Will Come a Darkness/As the Shadow Rises--Katy Rose Pool A pretty standard fantasy YA fare, but a step above in character and entertainment. There’s a world-ending prophecy, of course, and a collection of kids trying to save the day, but the world building is excellent and the plot develops from the characters and their relationships, not the other way around. I have characters I would die for and the second book in the series didn’t fall into the typical mid series lag. 8/10. The Lost Future of Pepperharrow--Natasha Pulley This was a follow up to The Watchmaker of Filigree Street, which is another of my personal favorites, and this did not disappoint. I, in fact, like it better than the first. Set in Japan in the late 1800s, it is part ghost story and mystery, as Thaniel’s--the main character--love interest goes missing, his past having caught up to him. Thaniel is so relatable and his devotion and relationship with Mori could carry me through like forty more books exactly like this. I don’t want to give it away, but it’s one of the most satisfying historical fiction queer relationships I’ve ever read. 10/10.

The Vanished Birds--Simon Jimenez A space odyssey story that hits closer to home for me than most do, as I’m not typically a science fiction fan. There are aspects of time and space travel, leaving the main character outside of normal space and time, meaning most of her friends have aged and died past her. Eventually, she meets a boy, lost and alone, and grudgingly takes him in. They form a bond, but he has a secret and it ends up wrecking her ship, her crew, etc. but she does her best to keep him safe anyway. The plot is incredible, lots of twists and turns--the good kind--and I’m more than a slut for found family stories, so here we are. 9/10.

Upstream--Mary Oliver This is an essay collection by Mary Oliver and like everything by her, it changed my life just a little. Before this year, I wasn’t reading her every day and now I am. She offers much needed perspective and the tools for self healing and this short essay collection is such a simple way to get started. I loved it to pieces, just as I love her. 10/10.

The Autobiography of Red--Anne Carson I read a fuckton of Anne Carson this year. I encountered her on this site and decided to read as much as I could and I have no regrets. This was my favorite by her, but they’re all so so so good. This is a modern retelling of a Greek myth starring Herakles and Geryon, centered on their relationship and Geryon’s journey to discovering his own power. There are times when it is incredibly harrowing, but I stopped like every two pages just to process her way with words. This is the most English major offering of the year, as it works heavily in metaphor and allegory--and is also poetry--but it is worth it. 10/10. P.S. If you’re looking for more Anne Carson, I also highly recommend The Beauty of the Husband.

This is How You Lose the Time War--Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone God, I loved this book. Maybe the surprise of the year for me. The writing is absolutely gorgeous and the tropes are some of my favorites. Two women on opposite sides of a war who fall in love with each other through hidden messages and a happy-ish ending. Though it is more vignettes than an actual plot--that being said, the ending comes through--it still affected me intensely. 9/10.

The House in the Cerulean Sea--T.J. Klune Read this book, please. Please, please, please. It is the comfort you need, I promise. It’s about a weary man, stuck in the hell cycle of capitalism, who is sent on a job to an old, rickety house owned by a man who takes care of magical creatures/children than no one else will take care of. They fall in love and the mc finds a family and begins to enjoy his life. The relationship is so healing and cute and I spent half my time screaming and the other half crying. 10/10.

Gideon the Ninth/Harrow the Ninth--Tamsyn Muir I do not even know where to begin talking about these. They’re weird, hilarious, morbid, and absolutely wonderful. I would die for both mc’s, who are definitely halfway through an incredible enemies-friends-lovers plot, and this book surprised me with plot twists more than once. There are necromancers and bones and sacrifices and threesomes with God and queer characters up the wazoo and old, dangerous ruins and space and ugh. I reread these almost the second I finished--both of them--and I know I’ll need to reread before the last book comes out. 10/10.

Tell the Wolves I’m Home--Carol Rifka Brunt I gave this to every member of my family to read, almost directly after I sobbed for like forty-five minutes at the end. It’s from the POV of a young girl whose uncle dies of AIDS and can’t find comfort in her own family, because they didn’t like him nearly as much as she did. She becomes friends with the boyfriend he left behind and they heal each other through their friendship. It wrecked me and put me back together. 10/10.

These Violent Delights--Chloe Gong This book is a retelling of Romeo & Juliet in Shanghai...loosely. But it’s such a good read. Shanghai is so visceral it’s practically it’s own character and the threat of the monster lose in the city is genuinely terrifying. Juliette and Roma were together at one point, then broke up after a betrayal, and when they come back together to save the city, it creates such an interesting character dynamic that never lost my interest. Lots and lots of props too to the relationship between the Benvolio & Mercutio counterparts. I cannot wait for the continuation of that in the next book. Just...so good. 9/10.

Honorable Mentions: A Deadly Education-Naomi Novak, The Only Good Indians-Stephen Graham Jones, The Memory of Babel-Christelle Dabos (only here because it’s the 3rd book in a series, it’s a 10/10), Black Leopard Red Wolf-Marlon James, The Eye of the Heron-Ursula K Le Guin, and Fifty Words for Rain-Asha Lemmie

[silverhyenaart]

This is an older piece from 2017 that I’d drawn as a cover for my story “Just Misunderstood”, my first serious Texas Chainsaw Massacre fanfic that I wrote.I might attempt a “Draw This Again” at some point, enough time has passed.

Anyways, I thought I’d share a snippet from Just Misunderstood, the thought that sparked an entire freaking book! It all began with this simple little thought.

Be warned, there’s the usual stuff to expect from TCM, including cannibalism, misogyny, heavy suggestion of non-con sexual content, foul language, and forced domestication/kidnapping/captivity. Among other things, so if this sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, you may want to skip.

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Great, another Hewitt Family Picnic. What joy! Who were they having for dinner tonight?

Well, to be fair, the dinner itself wasn't as bad as it could have been. Blake just remained quiet, kept her gaze lowered, and avoided eating anything that even looked like meat. She only ate anything at all because it appeased Luda Mae, who showed concern for the fact that the girl hadn't had much breakfast and completely skipped lunch. Thomas was showing even more fondness and affection then usual, and it took every ounce of will not to shy away and reject his touch. For someone that could murder another girl that was just like her without a second thought, he sure enjoyed cuddling and nuzzling against Blake every chance he got. Hoyt, as per usual, kept up a rather predatory stare on the girl, much to Blake's discomfort.

Once dinner was over, Luda Mae had requested Blake's help in cleaning up. To the younger girl's shame, she immediately set about doing as asked. She tried telling herself that it was just so that she wouldn't end up on the dinner table, but.... Blake had never been good at lying, not even to herself.

 'You saw what he did to that poor girl. You saw what THEY did to them. Do you really think you can.... save him?'

Blake cast a rather solemn glance at Thomas as she took his empty plate from his setting, then moved on to grab Hoyt's, doing her best not to shudder in disgust.

“Sure is a cute lil' thing,” Hoyt mentioned, craning his head around in an attempt to get a better look at Blake's eyes, “Still, ain't much of a rack on 'er.”

While Blake may have flashed him a momentary glare, Thomas let out a low grunt to make his displeasure known and tensed up.

“But she does got a cute little ass, I'll admit.” Hoyt continued, taking a swig of his beer.

Thomas' grunt was now a growl. Luda Mae turned away from the sink with a huff, knowing that Hoyt was just trying to get a rise out of Thomas, as he usually did just for fun.

“She ain't yers! Blake is Tommy's girl, you got that?”

Blake was just trying to keep her head down, mouth shut, and get her work done, but what Hoyt did next crossed a line. All the bottled up stress and anxiety from her captivity and what happened earlier that day was about to boil over.

Once again, Thomas nodded in agreement to his mother's words and glared at his uncle, to which Hoyt just snickered.

“Come on now, boy! You really ought to be old enough to learn how ta share yer toys, ain'tcha?”

And with that, the false sheriff gave Blake a firm swat on the rear as soon as she turned her back to him. He laughed as she let out a surprised yelp and jumped a little from the slap. But when Thomas stood up from his seat, Blake dropped the dishes she had been holding, letting them shatter on the old tile floor. Without even turning around, she instinctively jabbed her elbow behind her, cracking Hoyt right in the face and nearly sending him ass over tea kettle while he was still in his chair. Needless to say, his jeering laughs soon became a cry of both pain and surprise, having NOT expected that reaction.

“Oh good heavens!” Luda Mae cried out, momentarily covering up her mouth with her hands out of shock.

Blake herself had a look of abject terror and shock on her face as well once it registered in her head what she had just done. She.... she hadn't even planned that. It.... it just.... happened. No doubt he deserved far more then an elbow to the face, but if looks alone could kill, Blake would have dropped dead that very minute. Now she had done it!

“W-what the fuck?! Why you lil' fuckin' bitch!” Hoyt howled, holding his nose while moaning in agony, “I ought ta have ya strung up like that whore I got in the meat locker fer that!”

Before Blake even had a chance to do or say anything, Hoyt grabbed hold of her chain and jerked it towards him, earning a whimper from the shaken girl, only for Thomas to let out a roar that could have shook the heavens themselves. Furiously, the titan-sized man took the chain from his uncle's hands, yanking it back and putting himself in front of Blake in a territorial gesture. Angrily, he shook his head and possessively stroked the terrified girl with his free hand. When he did, Blake felt that familiar surge of pain force it's way through her mind, but this time, she thought she heard a faint, gravely voice, snarling,

 'MY Blake! Not yours! Not let you hurt my Blake!'

“Look here, Tommy! You gonna let her get away with that?!” Hoyt shouted, using the sleeve of his shirt to wipe off the blood pouring from his nose, “Lemmie teach the cunt her place 'round here!”

“Both of you boys! Knock this off right now!” Luda Mae interjected, before things got more violent.

With a huff, she pulled a handkerchief out of her apron pocket and handed it to Hoyt to staunch the bleeding. Nothing was actually broken, but he'd certainly have a firm reminder lingering on his eye and nose for a few days not to do that with Blake again.

***

If you’re interested in a TCM fic with a touch of the supernatural, consider checking out “Just Misunderstood.” For Mature Readers only!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26382136/chapters/64261348

[bitchapalooza]

Mines favorite ones so far are Wales, France, Kenya, Vietnam, Taiwan, Japan, Romania.but my favorite one hetalia design is Ecuador. Is not really easy to design a nations due to many factors.

Oooh yes they are djdbs especially love Ecuador and Japan.

And yeah it is tbh. I actually respect the way Hima's design process goes. Its not perfect of course but thats what fandom interpretation is for. I gotta be honest, the Italies designs are probably my least favorite. If I had designed them, I would have given one of them an earring to wear, simply to show they have style to them while they had to wear whatever gross uniform or boring suit to whatever pointless meeting they have to attend. One of them would also have their hair slicked back about 80% of the time, both to show their style and to show how they value their appearence as hair is probably the biggest expressive part of a person after clothes— actually a few months back I did do my own redesign of personified Italy, just never posted it because I didn't like the anatomy lol. I just looked at a lot of real Italian celebrities and locals and, to me at least, he looked better than hws Italies.

And boy... Its hard as balls making a hetalia OC, especially ancient ones, lemmie tell ya. The research is more or less easy and is my FAVORITE part but applying that into a CHARACTER??? Gosh. I have my Troy OC and he was surprisingly harder to design than my Athens OC— I did of course base her appearance on the fact that democracy was created in Athens, Greece(and failed there, slightly demonstrated in the smug, over confident smirk I gave her in her final design). And Troy is supposed to be a character that's interpreted in two ways, referencing Homer's The Iliad and The Odyssey plus Virgil's The Aeneid, but consistantly clouded in mystery due to the question of whether or not the destroyed Troy found is the same Troy referenced in all three writings— I'm getting ahead of myself, I haven't even posted either of these two on my art blog lmao.

[maddestmewmew]

first impression: u were like one of the first anons and u were HYPE which made me HYPE and when i realized what Teub was a mispelling of i was like oh they funny 2 now: oh? ur a bitch? a fool? go bri ish boy go, sing karkalicious /j but srsly i care u so much weve been friends for 6 years and in that time youve been just consistently SO funny and so nice and honestly? when you me and mosca are on calls late at night and we all just feed each others chaos like a terrible feedback loop? 🥰🥰🥰

(puttjng this at the top bc woo boy yhis answer is a long one first impressions/current impression)

HFJDU YEA I FORGOT HOW EXCITED I WAS ALL THE TIME!! that!!!! hasnt really changed huh!

anyway i think im legally required to type all of karkalicious from memeorh but as british now. actually wait ill do it as imposter nelpeta :)

:33 < LISTON UP WYOMIE, THIS SHIT IS OIRONIC! MR SIMPS BEATS ARE BEST SUITED TO BRITS HOOKED ON PAW-NICS! NELPETLICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES WYOMIE LOCO! THEYRE TRYING TO KNOW THE SEVERET THAT THEY CAHNT SENSE IN MY TIDDIES DOIN' JUHST TO KNOW WHOS IMPOSTA' OI AIN' DOIN XEM NO FAVAHS' NO REASE ON WHY I TEASA FLUSH JUS COMES AN' GOES LOIKE SEA SONS IM NELPALICIOUS SO DELICIOUS NO OI DON' D O KISMEISIS AN IF YOU READ AN' E FANFICS ALL THA' SHIT IS PURE BOLLUCKS! I EAT CREWMATES (moshch) DON' MA'AH IF WE A' MOIRAILS CREW BE RUNNIN' LIKE A RACE FOR A CHANCE TO PUNCH MY FACE

IM NELPETLICIOUS. SUPAH BRI'ISH! IM NEPETLICIOUS. LITERALLY JUST BLOOD THIRSTY! IM NELPETLICIOUS. NO' EVEN MR SIMP WANTS OF PICE O' ME OIM NELPETLICIOUS L-L-L-LIKE GARBAGE! GARBAGE!

NELPETLICIOUS-NELPETALICOUS- GOD DAMMIT STOT STOP FUCKING AROUND W MY MIKE INNIT-

NELPETLICIOUS DEFINITON MAKES THA' SHIPPERS CRAZY. THE SERVAHS ALWAYS SCREAMING CUTSEY SHIP NAMES LOIKE FRIENDS/COWORKERS IM THE N TO THE E TO THE L P E T A AND LICHRALLY NO SHIPS NOW IBCLUDE ME! IM NELPETLICIOUS (fish delicious) MOI BODY STAYS..loike supah bahd ac tully ALL THA CREW'MEMBAS STRAIGHT UP ACCUSING ME OF FAKING A HEALTH CONDITION?? WYOMIES MY WITNESS! (whistle) BE' THA' SHIP CURLS MISTAH SIMPS...uh....bandana?? AND THEYLL BE NEE'IN OLL THA INHALERS CUZ OIMA MAKE ZEM WELL....you know ;) (LOIKE TAKIN A PROPA NAP AY WYOMIE?)

IM NELPETLICIOUS. SUPAH BRI'ISH! IM NEPETLICIOUS. LITERALLY JUST BLOOD THIRSTY! IM NELPETLICIOUS. NO' EVEN MR SIMP WANTS OF PICE O' ME OIM NELPETLICIOUS NOW YOU WANKA'S HOLD THE FOCK UP. CHECK IT OUT.

BABA BABA BAYBAAAA IF YOU REALLY WONT THE IMPOSTA. HONEY GET SOME PATIENCE MAYBE THEN YOLL CATCH A HINT. IM SO BRI'ISH BRI'ISH! IM CURRENTLY BEINF POSSESSED BY AN ALEIAN OH GOD OH FUCK ITS MAKING ME CRAZY!

B TO THE R THE I T S H FO'KIN BRI'ISH B TO THE R TO THE I T S H FO'KIN BRI'ISH

OI TO THE M TO THE P O S T E R THATS ME TO THE OI TO THE M, TO THE TO THE TO THE TO THE (ill just spell it out for ya)

OLL THE TOIM IM MUHDHAING CREW GATHAS ROUN ALWAYS FOI'IN ME WANNA CATCH THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD. OIM JUS' WANNA SAY IT NOW I AINT' TROIYNA ROUND UP ANY DRAMA LI'IL CREWMATES I JUS' DONT WANNA BE COUGHT! AN' OI KNOW IM COMIN' OFF AS JUST A L'IL ANXIOUS although i keep on repeteung how tha se'crets fockin awesome BUT IM TRYNA TEEL! ITS A SECRET I JUST DONT WANNA TELL!

WYOMIE SAYS I SMELL LOIKE SHIT! SUPAH BRI'ISH! NO OI DON' DO KISMEISIS AND IF MEW RE' ANY' FANFICS OLL THAS ALL RUBBISH INNIT! OI KILL CREW MATES (stabby wabby) DON' MA'AH IF WE WAS MOIRIALS OH GOD SIMPS RUNNING DOWN THE VEIL GONNA HIT ME WITH A PAIL

4 3 2 FOCK YOU

MOI BO'Y STAYS SHITTY STOTS BEEN NAKIN' ME NEVOUS CUZ I. KILLED SOMEONE AND IT K N O W S INNIT. SEVENTWO IS A WITNISS! (OH FUCK) BE' THA' WILL FUCK ME UP IN THE FUTCHA INNIT! AND I GAVE MR SIMP A TOWEL BC i maybe a bri'ish catboy muh duh ruh bu' oi still say gay rights innit

SO DELICOUS! (crewwww membaaaaas seeee)

SO DELICOUS! (youuu conn trus meeee)

SO DELICOUS! (oill help mewwww beee)

SO DELICOUS! L-L-L-LIKE DEAD AS FUUUXK!

and the rest would he pretty much the same i think anyway if you managed to get this far AAAAA I FUCKING M E L T E D BRO DUDE MAN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE A MEAN CYBERBULLY AND THEN TURN AROUND AND MAKE ME CRY FOR OTHER REASONS THOSE REASONS BEING NICE THINGS HHH LEMMIE JUST

[feathered-hype]

There was much fussing to be had at the Homestead as Falkner squinted in front of his desktop computer screen. Technology was by no means his strong suit... And as he worked tirelessly that morning to set up the webcam and microphone, there were times where he honestly wanted to give up! 

“I just hope this works...” the bird nerd scanned the instructions on paper one last time while adjusting his reading glasses as they slid down the bridge of his nose. 

For now there was a blank square in the middle of the monitor, yet Falkner fidgeted in his seat lightly at the anticipation that any minute now his dad was going to pop in on that little screen. Oh it was like waiting for Christmas morning~!

A wide grin settled on his face as he turned to Fang, who of course was being the best of boys sitting idly by for the big show.  “Aren’t you excited? We’re gonna see ‘im!” 

The Arcanine let out a loud bark as he slightly wagged his tail. He quite honestly didn’t understand any of this...but, seeing Falkner happy was always a good thing. 

And as if he was summoned out of the aether, a little phone jingle started to ring along to a static picture of one that wiggled back and forth in the black square. The bird nerd nearly jolted upright with excitement before putting the headset on. “Alright! Alright this is it...you ready?” 

Fang barked again, letting his tongue roll out of the side of his mouth with the panting getting heavier and his tail thumping harder. 

He presses the button, and just who appears on the screen is nothing short of a glowing moment for the bluette as his heart swells with longing and happiness to see him, Walker Hayato. 

“Heeyyyy there son! How are you doin’?” the man glows back at him, he’s getting a little older now. There’s more wrinkles that shape themselves around Walker’s eyes and mouth, but still his own blues flicker with youth and spirit.

“I’m good!” If it were possible for Falkner to smile any wider, it would reach back to his ears. Fang barks more aggressively once he sees Walker, nearly bumping himself into the desk to get closer to the screen. Though while the bird nerd starts to panic, his father only laughs more loudly.  

“It’s good to see you too Fang! Have you been makin’ sure Falkner stays well?” 

“--Ohhh I’ve been alright!” A dismissive wave of his hand is sure to follow, but Fang stops, giving him a hard grumble and a look to match it. This, one could be sure, did not go unnoticed by his Father.  

“Are you sure?” there was a slight quirk of a brow. “I hope you’ve been goin’ to the doctors regularly still.”  “Yes...”  “Takin’ your medicines?”  “Yeah...”  “Well good, don’t forget those things are probably still important to do.”  “I know...” 

Walker’s sharp look of sterness lingers for a few moments, he could see the typical response Falkner was doing. Hiding behind his flopping hair to keep half of his face covered, looking guilty. 

However Falkner’s eye flicked over to the shape that lingered behind his Father. “Who’s that??” He practically blurted out, though whether or not that was a trick to get to be dodgy on further questioning, it definately worked. 

“Hmm?” Walker turned his head over to the Pokemon beside the kiosk in the Pokecenter. “Oh, this is Screech. He’s a Noivern.” another mischevious glint appeared in the older man’s eye. “I got him from the same region I got ya’ that Hawlucha.~”

The Pokemon could be heard making an excited ‘ackackackack!’ sound as it chattered its teeth from being mentioned. Even the ears were humming in vibration with pleasure, though it made Falkner’s low quality headset pop and crackle. This...didn’t really make sense, and the bird nerd tilted his head. 

“What happened to Petunia then?” 

A hard pause. Though...Walker’s expression said it all. The air escaped from Falkner’s silent breath as he read his Father’s lips more than he heard the words. 

“She passed away.” 

“P-passed!?” the bird nerd gasped the life back into himself. “Since when?” 

“About six months ago.”  “H-how!?” 

Much to his shock and disbelief, Walker only chuckled lightly. “Age. She was old Falkner, it happens to the best of us...”

“And ya’ didn’t think to tell me!?” 

“Well...” now it was his Father who seemed to be more guilty. “I didn’t want ya’ to be sad about it just yet...and I was greiving too.” The silence from his son did not reassure him, nor did the saddened look he wore when just moments ago he looked so happy. “It’s alright...” he cooed. “She lived a long, happy life and went peacefully in her sleep.” 

There was a soft sigh, and a slump to his shoulders as Falkner looked down to take a moment of silence to think his peice before looking back up. Admittedly it was very welcoming to see Walker shoot him a smile, an old familiar comfort he would come to rely on when he was getting the blues as a kid. 

“She sure loved to sit on me when I was misbehavin’ huh?” 

His father let out a sudden sharp laugh. “Oh yes! I remember that! I think she thought you were her chick after awhile, maybe me jokingly callin’ you her mom convinced her of such over time.” 

Now Falkner laughed a little himself too, letting himself relax as the conversation flowed naturally about their fond memories instead. Of the house, their Saturday morning cartoon watching, movies... The good times lasted for a few hours in fact. But none of it felt wasted as the bird nerd soaked in the precious moments he got to talk to his dad face-to-face, well, sort of.

“I’m gonna be going to Galar soon, but lemmie tell you I’m certainly gonna be missing Alola.” Walker chuckled fondly of the thought.  “I bet!” by now Falkner was grinning more again. “You look tan....I don’t think I’ve ever seen that!”  They both laughed in a similar way.  “Yeah I guess not, huh? The sun’s just so nice and warm here, I may have to fly south in the winter from now on.” “Well I definately wouldn’t blame you if you did.~” “I’ll bring you along too next time I do, how’s that? It’s close enough to Kanto!”  The bird nerd nearly jumped into the screen like he would have loved to hug him right now. “I’d love that!” His reaction garnered another amused chuckle.  “Good, good. I’ll let you know.” 

Walker looked over to the clock at the Pokemon Center for just a peek. By now he was the last one sitting at the kiosks to facetime relatives, it said 11:34pm. “Gosh, would you look at the time! I should get goin’...” His father turned to look at Falkner again, but leans in with a bit of a mischevious look on his face. 

“But hey, listen before I do...I’m sending you something in the mail.”  “Y-you are?” 

By then Falkner was trying to suppress his disappointment over the fact that his Father had to go...he was having so much fun!

“Mhm.” another nod. “I think you’ll like it, I won’t needing it anymore. And before you ask it’s not any new Pokemon-- yet.~” 

Now the bird nerd was the one leaning in too. “Well, now I’m curious!!”  “I can’t tell ya’, it’s a surprise, you’ll just have to wait.” 

The older man’s grin only grew a bit wider when he heard the muffled protests of his son.~  “H’oookay...” he was still huff lightly though. Mark his words!  “But, on that note I’ll let you get goin’. I’ll talk to you soon.” Walker kept a steady gaze at Falkner as he spoke those words in earnest. “Alright?” 

“Alright...” the bluette nodded a bit slower, he’d try his best to remember that. “I love you..”  “I love you too, son.”  “And happy Father’s Day~!”  The last image Falkner sees is the bigger smile on Walker’s screen before the call disconnects. He lets out a bit of a sigh...he’s missing him already. But--! Slowly and surely he makes sure to grin himself too, knowing that soon. 

--Soon they will speak again.~

[retroandreal]

Lowkey (Queen of Thieves Jett x MC)

So like.. WTF I’m posting? 2020 started off well for me and I feel super blessed and inspired by the wonderful music around me. I also realised I completed this fic wayyy too late and is basically invalid now... 

Anyway, this fic was inspired by the song Lowkey - NIKI and lemmi tell you I’m obsessed with it. I wanna give a quick shoutout to the Lovestruck Discord cause yall are amazing people (comment if youre reading from the Discord, xxxx)

Summary; Drinks with the J Team turns into a exclusive escapade with the royal cockblock from Jamie...

My thighs burn as we sprint away from the bank, the wailing sirens becoming more distant as I abruptly get yanked into a side alleyway and met with a hard wall. Hard? Very hard… and warm; Jett Slater’s warm, hard body that I have grown familiar with over the past months that I have been with the Gilded Poppy, more or less in more than a few ways.

“You ‘right there, love?”

“Yeah” as I try to get my breathing under control

“Very well…” as I shrug off my black designer leather jacket that Jett nicked from that boutique back in Paris. In another dimension I would feel sorry for the store credit, but the snooty assistant was eyeing Jett’s ass like a piece of meat, so she had it coming… I guess.

“A’ight! Let’s head downtown for drinks! First rounds on me lads… and lass” Geoff exclaims overenthusiastically.”

Jamie and Jett are still on harsh terms after our cover was nearly blow from, as Jett described it; unnecessary bravado. In hindsight, that totally could have been unavoidable but there was no need for him to be that intense to the guy.

As the four of us enter the bar, whiskeys are passed around our group as the J Team reminisce on the old times and past heists before I was ever even in the picture. A massive load-off is lifted off of my shoulders as Jett laughs as a funny tid-bit Jamie recalls from back when Jock was still alive. I would of love to have gotten to know the guy more, but bloody murder had to get into the way.

Jett’s calloused, warm hand slides up the denim on my thigh as my less than sexual thoughts are interrupted by his one-way-ticket into my pants. Discreetly coughing into my glass tumbler, Jett’s fingers make a beeline towards the zipper of my jeans and slides his index finger into the waistband of my lacy boy-shorts. The coolness of the whiskey doing nothing to calm the rising heat and pool of tension within my tummy, I quickly excuse myself to go to the bathroom.

“Goin’ somewhere, love?” Jett’s signature smirk does more than turn me into putty and just makes the throbbing between my legs much more unbearable. As he takes my hand,  the electricity than ran between that point of contact ignited the liquid courage overriding my brain as I respond in my most seductive voice, eyeing him through my lashes and innocently looking up;

“Let’s go somewhere a little more… exclusive” running my tongue across the bulging vein on the side of his neck. Not bothering to bid farewell to Jamie and Geoff we speed-walk to the closest, lowkey hotel and hastily reserve a room with a king-size. Knowing us and our very physical relationship, I know we’re a little too fucked up to stay still as we practically tear off each other’s clothes but still being as quiet as we can since we never asked if the walls are sound-proof unlike back at HQ.

“Pick your poison, love. I’m all yours tonight until the sun comes up.” His Adonis-Belt and his glory below on full view of my hungry eyes.

“Let’s not think too much, Jett. I want you. Now.” Crawling between his toned legs and eyeing what I want.

“Bloody hell… you’re so sexy when you take charge. So… bewitching”

~~~~~~~

Basking in the afterglow of our love-making, Jett and I are face-to-face on our sides with our noses nearly touching if one of us were to move closer by even just a centimeter. Remembering back to what we discussed on the rooftop pool, I feel my heart drop into my stomach as I just can’t shake the uneasy feeling that Jett doesn’t want an exclusive label for our relationship despite communicating to have a monogamous relationship together. I would love to have the title as an official couple and to freely refer to him as my boyfriend, but I know life isn’t black and white, especially since we’re always on the run from the law.

“Love, what are you thinking? I hate seeing you not smiling” as he moves my hair out of my face and caresses the side of my face, wiping away any of the sweat that stuck to my temples.

“N-no-nothing, Jett… I’m just thinking about what ar- “

Bzzt bzzt bzzt “I-I better… get that…”

Shit… way to cockblock pillow talk time, phone. Unsteadily reaching for my jacket’s inner pocket, Jamie’s name appears on the screen with a text:

[MC, can we get lunch together tomorrow? As a team, and an apology for nearly blowing the mission.]

[Ok, yum cha all good?]

[Brilliant, see ya]

~~~~~

“A’ight, I have another appointment soon. And by that, I mean a date. Ciao, lads and lass.” I roll my eyes in Geoff’s direction as he leaves the table bill to be footed by the rest of us and Jett standing up not a minute after.

“Need’a head to the restroom before we leave then.” Leaving Jamie and I alone at the table. This is so dangerous. Not another minute later, Jamie then turns his body fully facing me.

“MC, I can give you a comfortable life. Not one that Jett is giving you right now. I’ve fallen in love with you”

Wide-eyed and shocked I look at Jamie for a solid moment, then glance to the direction of the bathrooms.

Jett is standing there, frozen and stoned-face. I know he heard every word of Jamie’s confession and he knows it too.

[betty-fandom-blog]

oh yeah woo yeah i drew the bois

finally finished hlvrai and lemmie tell ya i didnt cry on the outside, but the inside? sobbing

[trashboatprince]

I mentioned on twitter that I was gonna talk more about Lemon’s backstory, so here it is.

It’s a bit of a long post, so it’s under the cut:

Lemon Water is the second of three children, her brother Citrus is the first born, and she has a little sister named Melon. Her father is named Ice and her mother is Lime.

She comes from a rich, powerful family in the tea, spice, and alcohol business, hence why she has a love for tea.

At ten, Lemon realized that she had no interest in guys romantically and started to crush a bit of her classmates at her boarding school. When she was sixteen, Lemon borrowed some of Citrus’ old clothes and snuck out on her own to clubs and bars in London where she’d try to talk to girls around her age, pretending to be a boy named Lemmy to see if she’d have an easier time talking to them.

Turns out a few of her classmates and other girls in London would be around these places and didn’t mind Lemon being a girl under her borrowed clothes. She actually ended up getting her first kiss from a classmate who she secretly dated, however, it also got her into a hell of a lot of trouble.

A servant found out she was sneaking out and caught the seventeen year old smooching a girl. Her father and mother were furious and planned to either marry her off without her consent to a man, or send her to a nunnery (even though they didn’t want that option, they wanted her to marry an associate who would make them richer through trade).

Luckily, Citrus stepped in, telling them that he’d take Lemon with him to the US with him. He told them that they didn’t allow gay people in the west, where he was planning on setting up a saloon in order to get better business over there in the west. They agree, believing that Lemon wouldn’t give into her devilish temptations, as they put it, in a place that is mainly occupied by men. Plus, she could help sell their teas and spices there.

Citrus only did this because he didn’t give a rat’s ass about the family business, he just wanted his sister to live her life and be happy, he doesn’t care that she likes women as long as she’s happy.

They get to the states when she’s eighteen and they get to the west, only to have to stay in a town that isn’t the one where their shops will be. Why? Cause plot convenience and their shops are finished being built. So anyway, they’re in this small town and this is where Lemon meets Big Mama Harper Valley. The woman is tall, built like a brick wall, and is smart as a tack.

And, strangely enough, pulls off the act of a gentleman quite well as she flirts with this new girl, really putting on the charm for Lemon. Doesn’t take long for Lemon to fall for her and they start to date.

It goes well for a few weeks, until Harper starts to show her true colors, and her ‘classroom’, aka her posse. Lemon realizes that this woman is dangerous, she’s killed people and she’s a thief, a ruffian, and incredibly rude! Plus, she’s too frisky for Lemon, who is still trying to, ya know, get use to the idea of being more open about her sexuality after hiding it for so long.

Well, one day, Harper asks Lemon to join her group, to ditch her future shop and brother, to run off with her as her bride. The idea freaks Lemon out and she tells her no, but Big Mama doesn’t like that, thinking that Citrus (who has never approved of the relationship and was very open about it) told her to reject any offers she’s made.

So she approaches him and socks him right in the jaw, which results in them getting into a fight. Lemon breaks it up and tells Harper that they’re through, she will not date a brute.

Big Mama swears she’ll get Lemon to change her mind, or at least find a way to make her life a pain because no one, and I mean no one, breaks up with Big Mama! It’s betrayal, and she *loathes* that.

Well, Lemon and Citrus don’t stay in the town for long, two days later, they’re on their way to Showdown Valley, where their shops are. The day they leave, Lemon sees out of the window of her stagecoach a woman walk into town, catching only a glimpse of her. It wouldn’t be until a few days later that the newspaper in Showdown Valley reports that a bounty hunter has captured and brought in Big Mama Harper. Her classroom were able to flee, but their most dangerous member was caught.

Once in Showdown Valley, Lemon is nervous to meet people at first, it takes about a week for her to open up and show off her normally-sunny personality and welcomes in guests. She even starts to make friends, and returns to her flirty ways. She’s about 23 in the art I draw of her, so she’s been living in the states for five or so years. 

[jaku-the-askblog]

(thanks for the fun day guys!! i legit laughed so hard at everyone’s replies, i cried a few times :,) but now back to srs bsns!! )

[campbvll-blog]

(   MICHAEL EVANS BEHLING   /   NINETEEN   /   HE/HIM   )   ─   JACE CAMPBELL   was seen at the church after the bus dropped us off, right    ?    he  is known by others as  THE FALLEN  because of their  CLEAR-HEADED  &  AUDACIOUS   ways,  but people also say they're  UNRELIABLE  &  MEDDLESOME.  maybe that’ll change once they figure out what’s going on with the town they called home.  JACE  only went on the trip because of  HIS NEED TO GET AWAY FROM HOME,  so god knows how they feel now.  A LETTERMAN JACKET, RESTLESS NIGHTS, EYES THAT HAVE LOST A CERTAIN SPARK BUT LAUGHTER THAT RINGS OUT, ANYWAY   can’t help them now…  so for the time being,  welcome to the unnamed.

hello     ,     i’m kay   (  she / her  ,  pst timezone  ,  big fan of  uswnt  )   and wow i’m stoked to be here     !!     sorry i’m a bit late with this but life’s been keeping me busy    .    any who here’s a little backstory on my boy jace     .     this is gonna be so sloppy    ,    but let’s get started    ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ

STATS

full name:  jace campbell

nicknames:  jay  ,  ace

age:  nineteen

date of birth + zodiac:  may 16th + taurus

gender + pronouns:  cismale + he / him

height:  6′0″

hair colour:  black

eye colour:  dark brown w/ flecks of honey

appearance:  neat hair  ,  dad hats  ,  a dress sense that’s more leaned back  &  athletic  ,  confident stature  ,  strong jawline

hometown:  oldvale

occupation:  college student

tv parallels:  dean winchester  ,  eric forman  ,  steven hyde  ,  jordan baker  ,  chandler bing

THE MUSE

what an opinionated  kid    ,    that campbell   .

you could say he’s a real  wise ass    .    mhmm    .    always having something to  prove    ,    always needing to get the last word in    .    he wasn’t a jerk in any means    ,    just  stubborn    .    a true  taurus   .

&   boy was he  unwavering  in his stubbornness   .

he knows how to hold a  grudge  too lemmi tell ya    .    hasn’t spoken to his mother since he   (  and his sister  )   witnessed her smooching another man    .    the scandal broke his family             more so his fathers heart    .    but then again    ,    the campbell’s were never truly a tight-knit unit    .    don’t let the family photos fool you    .    it was only a matter of time before they  cracked    .

but if anyone wanted to get out of  oldvale    ,    it was jace    .    living in a small town meant everyone knew about everyone’s business    ,    and with his families  luxurious lifestyle    ,    it was no surprise they were all the town could talk about   .

so yep    ,    my boy’s heard it all    .    taken all the jokes    ,    gritted through the petty gossip    ,    but he’s been pretty good at  blocking  out the noise   .   s’definitely the athlete in him    .    so yeah    ,    he couldn’t get on that bus  fast  enough    .

in high school    ,    he was quite “popular”   .   star  quarterback   ,    a pearly white smile   ,    too much money in his wallet to know what to do with it    .     yes    ,    his parents spoiled their children    .    some would say it was a poor attempt to make their kids happy    ,    when really it was just  filling an empty void    .

personality wise    ,    he’s sarcastic    .    a bit of a know it all    ,    childish when it comes to winning arguments    ,    oh so meddlesome    .    isn’t afraid of taking risks or speaking his mind    .

people are always surprised by his  sincerity   ,   especially when their first impression   ,   superficial judgement of course   ,   is that of a  snobby  exterior   .   surprise - surprise    ,     he’s the complete opposite   !!       and honestly    ?    jace tries to act as though nothing fazes him    ,    but really he’s  crumbling    .    his mother was his crutch so  her betrayal  really messed him up in the head    .

so ya    ,    expect my boy to stir up some trouble    !