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"Fiction affects reality because you cry at movies" antis ONCE AGAIN thinking they're pulling a gotcha when in reality all they're doing is putting something harmless on the same level as "wanting to go out and rape somebody"
#proship#proshippers#proshipping#proshipper#pro ship#proshippers please interact#proship safe#profiction#profic#proud proshitter#sip rambles#listening to a song bc it was in a show or wanting to dress like your favorite character#is not the same as having your entire personality and moral code rewired to the point where you think its okay to go out#and commit a heinous crime#once again if you cannot tell the difference then YOU are the one people need to worry about#you think buying a jacket bc a cool guy in a movie had a similar one is the same as fucking your sibling bc you watched crimson peak?#YOU are the problem buddy#these things are not equal#and you making them seem that way says more about you than it does anyone else
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finally got around to drawing my evil wife
#she did nothing wrong#i love committing heinous crimes for her#bg3#bg3 art#bg3 fanart#original art#my art#minthara#bg3 minthara#minthara bg3#minthara baenre#minthara fanart
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Sweaters
#i have brainworms#whenever i try to give fionna a nose i feel like im committing a heinous crime#idiots cant even wear their earmuffs on their ears smh#fionna and cake#fionna and cake fanart#adventure time#adventure time fanart#atimers#at fanart#fionna campbell#fionna the human#cake the cat#adventure time elements#ice queen#vhs aesthetic#cute art#silly art#soft aesthetic#screenshot redraw#cartoon nostalgia#cartoon network#digital art#digital illustration#art
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armand: me and lestat fucked i swear. daniel look at me. i've had so much sex. and with lestat too. Please
#lestat 'armand's vibes were so rancid i almost killed him'#vs armand 'so desperate for love he will commit heinous crimes'#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv spoilers
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on c!clingyduo and being alive and staying together, or something adjacent
x. logging on to the dsmp for the last time || matched, allie condie || x. @spoopdeedoop || john steinbeck, journal of a novel: the east of eden letters || the raven cycle, maggie stiefvater || minecraft end poem, julian gough || the snow queen, hans christian andersen || x. @bongwalter10
#first ever webweave i have ever done please be kind as i am very small#using my own art for this grinning as if i am committing a heinous crime#dsmp#clingyduo#c!clingyduo#c!tommy#c!tubbo#tommyinnit#tubbo underscore#searched high and low for the source of that last quote and i could not find a thing </3 so if anyone knows#web weaving#web weave#cclingyduo#dream smp#ctommy#ctubbo
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Criminal Minds is so real for their “the unsub is a man until proven otherwise” mentality
#calling the unsub he/him pronouns from jump every episode is so true besties#oh someone’s committed a heinous crime? of course it’s gonna be a man#also when one of them say I think the unsub’s a woman#and then they’re shocked every time#SO real#criminal minds#spencer reid#derek morgan#aaron hotchner#jennifer jareau#emily prentiss#elle greenaway#jason gideon#david rossi#penelope garcia
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the worstie <3
#can’t wait to see him commit heinous crimes <3333#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd spoilers#bsd fifteen spoilers
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Asgore: Constantly makes his ex wife uncomfortable by continuing to hit on her, uses his child as a way to try and interact with her, is hinted to be working with Carol to create more dark fountains
Everyone: ...
Toriel: Gets drunk one time
Everyone: SHE IS SATAN SHE IS AN ABUSIVE ALCHOLIC AND A NEGLECTFUL MOTHER SHE NEVER SHOULD HAVE DUMPED HER SWEET AND INNOCENT HUSBAND-
#deltarune spoilers#swinging a bat at a hornet's nest but maybe some hornets deserve to get their shit kicked in#y'all have been Fucking Weird about Toriel for years now#because she committed the heinous crime of *checks notes* divorcing someone#and this isn't just deltarune toriel! People were fucking weird about undertale toriel too!#and we know for a fact she's justified in not being interested in asgore there because we know for a fact he murdered a bunch of kids!#And frankly. Genuinely. Even if Toriel did just dump Asgore because she just didn't love him anymore#even if there's no dramatic backstory reason. She just grew apart from him.#there are hints that even when their relationship was good she found him a bit frustrating#even if all of that is true#that's Fine.#that's a completely valid reason not to want to be with someone#you are not obligated to stay in a relationship with someone for any reason#deltarune toriel
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#who said that#shauna shipman#shauna bitchman#just wanted an excuse to post these pics#yellowjackets#when shawty lowkey commits heinous crimes on a daily#i love her#handsome princess
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My babyyyyy 🥹😭



#「 🐈⬛ 」 strawberry.milk#Sylus#holding his face so gently and being so sweet and domestic and cute and playful w him#I’m gonna have such a soft spot in my heart for this card I just know it#it’s so criminal that illusio is gone now bc I would have committed heinous crimes to be able to do all this w dragon Sylus 🥹
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99.999% of arguments used against rhaenyra are the definition of bullshit btw
why should i give a shit about the random man DAEMON killed to use as laenor’s body double when alicent was complicit in the murders of named characters like lyonel and harwin? or the brothel house that she had larys burn down (that most likely had innocent women and children inside)? or when criston murdered joffrey (over him trying to broker a deal with him)? or when aegon sexually harassed serving girls as a teen and we see the aftermath of him raping dyana as an adult? or when aemond murdered luke over a debt that he claimed had already been paid AND singlehandedly started a war that killed thousands?
idgaf about the nameless extra that only had 30 secs of screen time get over yourself
#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#pro rhaenyra targaryen#team black#anti team green#anti team green stans#anti alicent hightower#anti aegon ii targaryen#anti criston cole#anti aemond targaryen#alicent might not have approved the lyonel/harwin debacle but she still used it to her advantage#and she might have been a ‘victim’ of larys BUT AGAIN she used him to her advantage#criston is a man baby#and aemond is a certified piss boy who will commit some of the most heinous crimes during the war#(along with his nonexistent brother daeron)#DON’T test me i will destroy you
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No asks answered or reblogs replied today because I'm quite sick.
Have this little doodle from my sick-addled mind going: What if Desmond's mother practices the long time traditions of 'Vicks is the cure to everything'?
Desmond: It's cheaper than medicine.
Shaun: Because it doesn't work.
Desmond: *dramatic gasp with the weight of his mother's ancestors*
#but in all seriousness#i am drinking actual medicine and lots of water#this just came to me while i was talking to my childhood friend#who has committed the most heinous of crimes...#not having vicks in their home XD#he remembered it and immediately ordered online for like 10 cad XD#teecup draws#assassin's creed#desmond miles#altaïr ibn la'ahad#ezio auditore#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway
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We need to discuss Muse's "art".
These seem to be pretty normal graffiti, almost Bansky-ish in how they relate to what's happening in the city.



But now Muse escalated to bleeding people dry to have fresh 'ink' for his art.
So what prompted that escalation? 👀
#also. noticing that the first two 'old' are all white.#the new one has 'vigilante justice' written in red (blood?) which could indicate already that Muse is losing it and committing crime#regardless. what triggered him to take the next step?#he's a heinous criminal but... i am compelled#daredevil#daredevil born again#marvel
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Fucked-up shit??? In MY fucked-up-shit show?!! It’s more likely than you think, and I am so fucking ready, bring on the fucked! up! shiiiiit!!
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets spoilers#other people like ‘how am I gonna make peace with such and such this season’#me shoveling popcorn down my gullet: everything in this show has been wild from the literal first scene#go on don’t be shy make it as deranged as possible#blood! sex! fistfights! insanity! hot milfs committing the most heinous crimes!#ghost jackie! Van setting her mom’s house ablaze! Taissa homewrecking herself into a dying redhead! Misty doing a stabby stab!#let’s! fuckin! gooooooooooo!#(this is me saying well in advance I will not be playing purity games with this show. or most things cuz. purity games are bullshit.#but ESPECIALLY with this show. the more unhinged the better. lay it on me)
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just pretty & deranged
#its time to put nemo on a shirt 😞#this woman has major plot armor#bc there's no reason she shouldnt be in a maximum security prison rn#she literally has the eyes of someone who can and will commit heinous crimes#i mean does eating a live fish in public count as a heinous crime#mmmm yeah#oc;lisa#gv;extras
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started playing postal 2, and yeah I get why so many people wanna fuck him.
#shut up sh4rk#his voice is satisfying yet so annoying at the same time#i love it#i have a lil kitty in my inventory#we will commit heinous crimes together#anyways#postal#postal 2#postal dude
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