#and everyone’s shocked but then one of them cracks and starts cackling

[dvrcos]

I like to think that after all the dust settles and there’s been a lot of time put between the events the present day the Foxes love reciting Neil’s “you know, I get it” roast.

Because it truly is top tier and after the initial fear and shock wears off the foxes would find it fucking hilarious. Not only the wording of the little monologue itself but the absolute gaul Neil had to say that and the fact that he just riffed it off the top of his head.

I think the “you know, I get it,” specifically becomes a staple phrase in all of their vocabularies at some point. One of them says it and At Least one other Fox in the vicinity immediately goes “being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you” no matter the context of the conversation.

[chatsukimi]

ｓｃａｒｓ： "ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴀʏ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ʟɪꜰᴇ"

Sukuna x deceased reader. pt 1.

Sukuna whose flames are unleashed solely on special occasions. One day, when Yuji wonders aloud why he has two, he tells the brat to "shut up and get yourself your first technique before asking for seconds." Yuji winces, shutting up nevertheless.

Sukuna who quietens next to the bonfire on New Years. The open conflagration bursts and wanes. He peers at the sparkling flames, dancing before Yuji's worn out sneakers. He wills the boy to let him switch places- one minute, just as he had promised when Sukuna restored his heart. Now the Devil will restore his own.

Sukuna who appears, silent, next to a mossy pillar in the middle of a redwood forest; a trick of Cursed Technique, long lost. He only has a minute: prepare the incense, plant the prayers, spare one longing gaze at your statue. He clenches his teeth as he hears Yuji banging on inside his mind, but it's the one chance he has of being with you, alone.

Sukuna who had always been concentrated compared to the other Special Grade sorcerers, capable of miraculous devotion. Suffice to say, he likes it best when there aren't passerby's, mistaking zeal for shortcoming.

He sinks to the ground, bowing his head, pressing his palms together, before wisps of flame start drifting from between them, touching every candle and incense to life. Wisteria scents float over him.

In this forgotten corner of the world, all who remember you are the monks who tend this shrine, and the strongest of them all.

When Yuji wakes up, on the stone floor of the Fujiwara Clan's tombs, sputtering at the cold. Shocked, later on, by the violent burn in the middle of his chest he had never seen before.

"Curious..." Gojo murmurs, inspecting the wound. "Yuji, you're growing more and more like him."

This used to be his scar.

Sukuna who doesn't come out for days when Gojo informs Yuji about the Fujiwara Clan's destruction. What was he doing at the shrine? Why did he kill them all, the children, the soldiers, the wives?

Everyone assumes Sukuna's just tired of Yuji's moral clamouring. No one suspects he is drowning in the shadows of his domain, his head collapsed back onto the animal skulls, exhales spilling out in long drawn out phrases, in the nightmare he created.

Sukuna who used to hate fire because it quashed the dark, until he saw you manoeuvre flames and arrows as though they were a second skin. He was the Disgraced One, but you- you were kind.

Sukuna who was killed by you, when he killed your clan. He was promised your technique when he said he would protect you. He made a vow. He had to keep it.

So, when it came time, he had simply let you press your burning hand upon his chest and feel him recline in agony. He knew it would be the last time you touch him. He wanted to feel it burn.

"Sukuna, you told me you would try to get better. You told me you didn't care how the others saw you, about us- how could you lie to me?"

He never wanted to lie to you, of all souls. If it makes you feel better, he still thinks of you when he uses your flames, only on special occasions. Your strength, your grace, and the look you wore as you killed him, they all come wobbling, like moth to a flame. Like a lowly cast-away boy on his way, in rage, to destruction.

Sukuna who thinks to himself, "you have given your technique to me, but what if I had asked for your soul with mine forever?", looking for your voice in the flames.

It only cracks and cackles.

It is Yuji who first notices you on the street.

"Hey! Hey!"

You turn around. A boy with pink hair is jogging towards you. He waves.

"Oh. Hi, do I know you?"

"Don't think so. You just look really alike to someone I saw a while ago at a shrine."

You can't pinpoint what but the slit on his face... you can't tear your eyes from it. You shake your head. What is wrong with you today?

"I don't go to shrines," you say. Your fingers itch to reach out to graze his cheek. "... that's a cool scar you've got there. Both sides of your face. They say scars are where you were killed"

"Oh I've got many scars," he mutters sheepishly. "A big one on my chest, s'kinda lame though, 'cause I don't remember how I got it."

You laugh. "Me too." You drag your T-shirt neckline down just an inch, pointing at it with your thumb. "I was born with mine."

A scar.

A burn.

A flaming arrow.

Right above your heart.

[vivalas-vega]

make the friendship bracelets / dagger squad x reader

this is for the top gun x swiftie girlies. I am in the midst of making as many friendship bracelets as I can fit on my arms for the eras tour and had this idea !!! it’s a little short but this is just a fun little drabble :) i hope you enjoy!!!

make the friendship bracelets / dagger squad x reader

add yourself to my taglist

word count: 600

warnings: none :) 

You cleared your throat as you all sat around a booth, knowing this was your moment before everyone started to head home for the evening. “Going to make a speech?” Hangman asked, eyeing you as you looked at everyone expectantly waiting for their attention. You just smiled, reaching into your purse to grab the friendship bracelets you’d spend the past few days making and handing them to their respective owners without a word.

“What’s happening right now?” Rooster asked, looking down at the delicate beaded string in confusion.

“They’re friendship bracelets, Roo,” you said dryly, fighting a smile. 

“Why?” he asked and you couldn’t help but laugh.

“Why is it a bracelet? I’m not in the mood to get existential tonight… I just thought, well… I’m not making a speech but you guys are my best friends and I’ve never really had best friends before so… friendship bracelets,” you said almost awkwardly as everyone just stared at you before their resolve cracked and they were all excitedly putting them on. Well, everyone except for Bob, he had put his on instantly and had been grinning down at it the whole time.

“What is this, summer camp?” Hangman asked, but you didn’t miss the slight glimmer in his eye as he looked it over.

“Did you pick these colors because of Star Wars?” Fanboy asked and he beamed when you nodded. “This is awesome!”

“I can’t believe you did this! This must have taken you hours,” Phoenix said. “This is so sweet.” 

“This is my favorite thing ever, thank you so much.” Bob said, looking down at his like you’d presented him with the Holy Grail before reaching across the table to squeeze your hand. 

“My daughter is going to be so jealous,” Payback said and you just smirked as you grabbed another from your purse and slid it across the table. “You made one for her?” he asked, looking at the much smaller bracelet in awe.

“Just securing my place as the favorite aunt,” you shrugged and Phoenix shot you a look.

“Hey, a bracelet changes nothing. I’m the favorite aunt,” she said and you laughed softly.

“Whatever you say, Phe,” you said as you slid to sit on the top of the bench and hooked your legs over to hop out, approaching the bar to meet Penny who gave you a bright smile.

“Another one?” she asked, but looked at you confused when you shook your head and instead presented her with a bracelet. “For me? Are you serious?” she asked, slipping it on.

“Of course, you’re a part of our team too.” 

“Just for that, this is on me,” she said, placing a fresh beer in front of you and you turned to look at Maverick who’d cleared his throat.

“Can I help you?” you asked, trying to stifle your smirk.

“Hmm? Oh, nothing…” he replied, nonchalantly sipping his beer but eyeing yours and Penny’s wrists. “Just wondering where mine might be.”

“Sorry, old timer. There’s a height limit on friendship bracelets,” you said and Penny cackled from beside you. “Must be this tall to ride,” you held your hand up just above his height and you couldn’t help but laugh at his shocked expression as you pulled his from your pocket, donning his callsign just like everyone else’s. 

“Oh, I didn’t… I was only joking,” he said but you could tell from the look in his eyes how much it meant to him.

“Of course you were, sir,” you exchanged a knowing look with Penny before heading back to your friends who were now all arguing over who had the best one and you wouldn’t have expected anything less.

[solverse]

Miscellaneous Stroll. (i)

Quo; A scenario for Genshin characters! (SAGAU)

Characters; Al-Haitham, Cyno, Candace, Dehya, Nilou, Collei, Faruzan, Tighnari, Kaveh and Nahida.

Notes; Just a little something I wanted to post since this has been in my draft for quite some time.

Disc; Not a character study whatsoever. Just a self-indulgent piece.

The Creator/Guide is named Raphael.

[Miscellanous Stroll] ( ii )

Today was a good day. It was a really nice day with the beaming sunshine, the cool breeze accompanying them, the refreshing taste of the beverages, and delicious snacks occupying their taste buds. The ambient sound of peace, the gentle flow of leylines, chatters of birds along the trees. Surely, this was a–

“ SON OF A BITCH! ” 

–good day. 

“ OH, IT'S ON! ” The shrieking yell of Cyno's voice echoed through the space and Raphael smiled away that incoming headache knocking at their door like a bad tinder hook-up at 3 a.m.

Nilou eyed the general with a worried look, smiling awkwardly as she silently lamented the intense metaphorical fire appearing in his eyes. She fidgeted slightly, blue eyes flickering down anxiously. The object in her hand felt heavy for a moment as her body trembled. 

Faruzan watched her closely before her hand reached out, bringing forth an incoming doom as Kaveh and Collei gasped in shock. Tighnari raised an eyebrow, a neutral on his face. Although, if you look close enough, you can see the man holding back with all his strength. He then turned to Kaveh with a placating look. 

Kaveh blinked out his shock, “ Wow– Oh yikes. We are doing this, huh? ” He grimaced. Cyno's eyes sharpened even further when the blond made his move. The General Mahamatra laced his fingers, glaring at Collei who was starting to sweat anxiously. 

“ Cyno, stop that. ” Tighnari chastised and Cyno only huffed in response, tearing away his gaze as he chose to look somewhere else. Collei swallowed before she reached out to confirm her move. Everyone gaped at her and Dehya started laughing. Candace could barely hide her smile as she continued, gaining even more shocked looks. Cyno clenched his fist. 

All eyes turned to Al-Haitham. The man was in his own thoughts before he glanced at each of them and Raphael could see the gears in his head turned at an impossible speed. He glanced somewhere else before shrugging. 

Faruzan gasped, not able to hide the huge grin on her face. “ No way! ” 

“ Oh, we're continuing?! ” Kaveh laughed in surprise. 

“ Seriously? ” Collei muttered behind her hand, eyes wide. Tighnari snickered in amusement. 

“ Don't you dare. ” Cyno hissed out, holding out a fist as he clenched his jaw. Al-Haitham cocked an eyebrow, halting in his movement. He stared at the general, face serious and blank. Cyno doubled down on his glare. 

Al-Haitham moved very slowly, observing every part of Cyno's reaction. 

“ Do it, do it, do it. ” Dehya chanted with a cheeky grin and Cyno sent an irritated look her way. The mercenary just rolled her eyes, the mischievous smile still on her face. Candace watched with an almost sorry look. 

“ Al-Haitham, I swear– ” 

Al-Haitham did the exact opposite and placed down another 4+ UNO card on the stack of cards. Cyno stared in disbelief while everybody else burst out laughing. Dehya was full-on cackling, leaning against Candace, who was also laughing. 

Nilou was laughing like there was no tomorrow, body trembling as she attempted to stifle her laughter. But one look at the Cyno's face of despair, she failed to do so, joining Faruzan as the two women cracked up.  

Kaveh banged his fist against the table multiple times, burying his face in his hand as he silenced his laugh. Collei gaped with a look of awe at the number of cards Cyno had to take. What was even worse was that Cyno had one card left but now he was holding a whopping 23. 

Cyno, on the other hand, was downright murderous. 

Raphael watched from the side awkwardly, sipping on their tea with a bored look. Nahida happily hummed from the side, a cup of milk tea in her hand. 

“ Oh boy. ” The Guide muttered, sipping their tea as they sweatdropped, trying to ignore the incoming deathmatch. It was just UNO. They did not want to think what would happen if they started playing Monopoly. Oh, the divorce rate will skyrocket. 

Nahida giggled and Raphael huffed, the little gremlin– she knew. 

–

[thegreenthepeacetheorange]

Everlark (Mockingjay, Ch. 6-9)

when the group are going around thinking of moments from katniss that moved them, "love for peeta" is one of them. important because the list of things are all things where katniss was herself. her choices, her decisions, herself shining through. and loving peeta is one of them.

something so completely heart-wrenching about katniss and haymitch blaming both each other and their own selves for not saving peeta. him not rescuing peeta and her letting him out of her sight that night. it's one of my favourite moments between them, even though it is so painful. them teaming up again, to save peeta.

(an aside, how poor ill finnick can still make katniss laugh)

i cackle every time at "gale does look striking in the uniform, i guess" - katniss you were so wrong for that

just gonna go back to what i said in this post about katniss in CF thinking of gale as rebellion and peeta as the capitol's design and failing to fundamentally understand how actually her and peeta's love for each other is a driving force in the rebellion because we see it here in this chapter. the people of 8 ask about peeta, assure her that they know he was asking for a ceasefire under duress, ask about the baby, about their future. and this time katniss knows that to tell them all it was a lie now would damage "the cause." because people in the districts believe in them and their relationship. it means just as much to the people in the districts as it is entertainment for the capitol.

katniss's shock at seeing peeta damaged. she looks so intently at him. searching his face for clues and answers every time she sees him now

finnick protecting katniss and peeta. he's such a big brother

i'm guessing katniss's "unspeakable nightmares" are mostly about what's happening to peeta

she knows gale is keeping things from her. the cracks in their friendship continue to widen. the frostiness between them is a lot. katniss is actually furious with him

katniss just clutching the pearl during the night when she can't sleep. trying to hold onto the boy that drives away her nightmares

she feels so much distress and guilt over peeta. like that is so much for her to take on herself. her feeling like she's failing to protect him and racking her brains on how she could is too much

"i do feel sick. heartsick" - another instance of katniss telling us she loves peeta without saying it outright

her remembering peeta telling her when he first 'fell' for her when she sang and the birds stopped to listen (and how this makes her just like her dad) is a cute, heartbreaking little detail.

i'm gonna make a separate post about what she says about her relationship to gale in chapter 8 because oof

it's crazy that while all this is going on and while peeta is literally being tortured in the capitol, gale is like 'still waiting on an answer from you' - my guy, people are dying, peeta is suffering! now is not the time

ugh, he makes her feel so horrible.

finnick holding katniss's hand when they see peeta again. finnick is really the friend that katniss thinks gale is.

the way everyone else is cheering but katniss, finnick and haymitch are frozen in fear and pain. chosen family for real

the fact that they've clearly started hijacking peeta and it's taking effect but he is still able to break out of it to try to save her by giving her that warning. i can't. that boy fought so much for her.

peeta's cry of pain and his blood splattering on the camera lens is actually horror material. horror.

[venusvity]

DAY TWO OF THE TWELVE DAYS OF VENUS CHALLENGE ; weren't they together?

They were! I've brought back some of the most iconic and classic Venus ships for the 12 Days of Venus Challange! For the full day, you can interact with these couples, send them questions, request drabbles, make fun of them, whatever you want! It's all for fun! Here's to five years!

SHIP NAME: YOOCHAN THE SHIPPED: JUNG YOONAH x BANG CHAN CANONICALLY TOGETHER FOR: 4 YEARS

"I'm Baebi AKA Jung Yoonah the leader of Venus." "That's a new title," Chan teases, making Yoonah smile. "In this timeline, I'm the leader and Aki was never in the group," Yoonah explains to him, catching him up on their lore. Chan raises his brows in shock at the development but nods. He saw that coming now that he thinks about it. He lifts a hand to the camera, giving it a small wave. "And I'm Bang Chan." "And we're back together for the 12 days of Venus challenge!" The pair attempt to say in unison but Yoonah is too busy giggling to get in sync with Chan. He beams at her, trying to hold his laughter back but giggles manage to escape his lips as Yoonah covers her mouth. "We'll be here all day to answer all your questions, talk about our relationship, and maybe have a drabble or two written for us," Yoonah tells you in her best idol voice. Chan nods along with her words before he starts to speak. "Just address your ask to us and we'll answer it! It's that simple." Yoonah nods, giving a thumbs up before quickly hitting Chan's bicep when an idea hits her, sitting on her knees with an excited smile as she makes one half of a heart. Chan chuckles at her excitement but finishes her heart, starting to laugh as Yoonah waves excitedly to the camera. "Happy almost 5 years!" DRABBLE ASK GAME FOR YOOCHAN! 𓂃 ࣪˖ ཐིཋྀ SEND YOOCHAN A QUESTION HERE!

SHIP NAME: JARK THE SHIPPED: KANG JIAH x MARK LEE CANONICALLY TOGETHER FOR: 10 MONTHS

"What's up I'm Jiah." "I'm Mark." He throws up a peace sign when he says his name. Jiah can't stop herself from side eyeing that little action, curling her lips in to stop herself from laughing at him already. "And we are..." Both of them trail off, avoiding eye contact but not out of malice because they both know they'll start laughing if they look at each other. Jiah clears her throat, shaking her head as she slowly raises her hand to cover her eyes. Mark turns his head away from her, a few chuckles leaving his lips he tries to pass off as laughs. "Our ship name is so stupid," Jiah finally says, making Mark burst into loud laughter that has her cracking up as well, her signautre booming cackle filling the room. Both of them are bent over, Jiah leaning into him as Mark bumps his head against her's, making Jiah squeal cutely. With a swift cut, Mark and Jiah are sitting next to each other, fighting back giggles still. "And we're Jark-Fuck-" Jiah covers her mouth when she starts laughing again. Mark starts laughing again as well. "We're here...Man, we're here and we're Jark." Mark laughs at his own bit, looking at Jiah for approval as he laughs. Jiah hits his arm through her laughter, head falling back in amusement. Another cut occurs and the pair finally look put together, Jiah tilting her head with a smile. "And we're going to answer all your burning questions for the 12 days of Venus." "So, send them in! Keep us entertained!" Jiah nods at Mark's words, giving a finger heart.

DRABBLE ASK GAME FOR JARK!

𓂃 ࣪˖ ཐིཋྀ SEND JARK A QUESTION HERE!

SHIP NAME: JOHLOE THE SHIPPED: CHLOE LEE x JOHNNY SUH CANONICALLY TOGETHER FOR: 6 YEARS

Chloe and Johnny sit in silence for a few beats before Chloe clears her throat, looking around with her eyes only before looking back at the camera. "Hello everyone, I'm Chloe Lee. Venus' main star and the only sane girlfriend Johnny has ever had." Johnny blinks at Chloe's intro, knitting his brows in slight confusion before grunting. "This is not true but I'm Johnny. The most infamous Venus boyfriend to date." Chloe makes a sound, shaking her head as her lips form a thin line, putting her hand on his arm. "It's only gotten worse since we last saw you...Wayyy worse," Chloe informs him, causing Johnny to give her a look of concern before looking at the camera then back at her. Chloe turns back to the camera with her best idol smile before their eyes can meet again. "We shared a lot of memories together and would love to relive them with you for the 12 days of Venus," Chloe says to the camera. Johnny takes a deep breath through his nose with a nod, giving a professional smile. "We'll be here all day to answer your questions." "Because we know have them!" Chloe wags her finger at the camera, causing a soft laugh to leave Johnny's lips. Chloe looks at him with a kind smile, putting her hand up in a heart shape. Johnny doesn't hesitate to finish the heart, giving Chloe a warm smile and gaze as she smiles at the camera. "Talk to you soon!"

DRABBLE ASK GAME FOR JOHLOE!

𓂃 ࣪˖ ཐིཋྀ SEND JOHLOE A QUESTION HERE!

[tending-the-hearth]

rewatched "t:rotb" last night and i'm back to thinking abt the diaz brothers and their found family of silly robots

specifically how much the line "your sacrifice will be our oath" is used in the movie, and it 100% becomes an inside joke for the group.

mirage gets a dent during training, and he's lamenting about it, and making a big stink, and being his usual dramatic self, and optimus, barely paying attention from where he's standing around with ironhide, will, epps, and noah, just mutters "your sacrifice will be our oath" in the most deadpanned voice, and the hanger just goes silent because no one is quite sure how to react, because it sounds like optimus just cracked a joke, and the autobots are just sort of... frozen and to everyone's shock it's primal who starts laughing first, a quiet chuckle that then has elena breaking into giggles, joined by cheetor and rhinox, and of course that sets off bumblebee and kris, the twin terrors cackling so hard that they have to sit down before they fall over.

arcee is trying valiantly to hide her laughter behind her sisters, and wheeljack isn't even laughing, he's just wheezing, and mirage is letting out an indignant shriek as he turns to look for noah's sympathy, but his human is holding onto optimus' shoulder and laughing so hard he's crying.

and every time one of the group tries to stop laughing, they inevitably hear optimus' own quiet laughter, and that sets them off again, especially when they see mirage sitting in the corner with a pout on his face (but his optics are twitching, and his shoulders are shaking, and he's trying so hard to not laugh because it's not funny! his chestplate has a dent!)

and idk maybe noah tells optimus that breanna wants to talk to him about the fact that he and the other autobots went radio silent for a decade, and optimus' face just sort of goes slack because the one thing that terrifies optimus prime is an "i'm not mad just disappointed" breanna diaz, and mirage just grins like a little shit and says "your sacrifice will be our oath" and that sets kris and noah off into hysterics while optimus just glares at mirage

[makelemonade]

my random Genshin headcanons

Ayato

-u guys can’t tell me that Yae and Ayato aren’t secretly pranksters and that their constant victim is Thoma and when he’s caught in the prank the two will CACKLE

-Ayato def gets high with itto and Kazuha when he isn’t busy

-ayato treats sayu like Ayaka too just with a lot more care cuz she’s younger

-speaking of Ayaka he will always give her a kiss on the forehead no matter what like bitch ur my lil sister get the fuck over here

-he secretly really appreciates itto and wants to get closer with him as a friend cuz he’s the first person who doesn’t treat him all fancy smancy

-ayato will forever hide Kazuha even if his life depends on it

-he also supplies Kazuha with some…plants.

-anyway onto x reader headcanons

-he def pranks u sometimes with Yae but the both of them will start RUNNING when you yell his name

-you’ll walk in to find Ayato, Itto and Kazuha absolutely STONED and lecture them abt doing it somewhere slightly public 

-sayu is ur child ur not changing my mind

-the real reason Ayato can always find Sayu is acc through you like let’s say you find her sleeping in a tree one day but you can’t get her so you call Ayato and he puts you on his shoulders to grab her

-sayu is always asleep in a tree I feel like she’s jus special like that

Alhaitham 

-he and dehya r secretly bsfs

-they’ll acc spar a lot with cyno cuz all three of their fighting styles r very similar

-he is a MAD SHIT TALKER y’all ain’t changing my mind

-he’ll probably accidentally go on a whole rant about kaveh to Cyno whenever they cross paths and he won’t even realize and he’ll be a lil embarrased but cyno just finds it funny

-him and dori will meet up randomly, shit talk everyone they hate and then go back to living life

-dori and him give me like brother and sister vibes??

-just imagine a family reunion and it’s like him, dori and kaveh

-it would be HELL LMAO

-anyway haitham x ready time ?!

-he gives me never been in a relationship vibe but he’s def hooked up with sm1 before

-I havé à feeling he also knows Lisa (they were prob the HOTTEST students in the Akademiya)

-him, Lisa and cyno were def a trio seeing as cyno knew Lisa and they were friends

-anyways with u and Alhaitham, he’s not good with relationship crap because ur his first relationship

-he might even ask nahida for help since yk she’s a lil knowledge god and she’ll know everything

-nahida wont even give advice where it’s like be this type of boyfriend instead she’s like a “be yourself” person and he doesn’t have the heart to break it to her that’s not what he asked

-this is when bsf Dehya comes in!!

-guys I said this in the bday headcanons (if y’all read it) but if he doesn’t see u for a long time and you reunite after a while, HE WILL PICK U UP AND TWIRL YOU AROUND WJDNWJFJE

Cyno + Tighnari

-okay so I imagine that these 2 started out not liking each other

-they were both like complete opposites but then cyno cracked a joke once and tighnari was like “nah WTf”

-he invited Cyno that same night and they acc became best friends and if you’d like to imagine it then lovers after

-when cyno overheard abt collei in mondstadt he HAD to go over even if he didn’t know her

-the fact cyno basically kinda saved her makes me so happy I don’t even know why

-he was there for her throughout the whole aftermath and took her all the way to sumeru to heal? JUST FOR HER

-HE’S SO DADDY (literal)

-him and tighnari def r protective over collei (dads struggling fr)

-Cyno and tighnari x reader (yes poly)

-you are ALL parents to collei

-tighnari is the housewife.

-if ur a forest ranger then they are very protective over u and collei

-if ur an Akademiya student like them then don’t be shocked when they shove a list into ur face full of groceries

-There’s a voice line abt kaveh that I HAVE to talk abt here

-kaveh gets invited over to dinner right

-and he talks NON stop abt Alhaitham

-and tighnari apparently told cyno that everything Kaveh says is funnier than his jokes

-cyno will kaugh bht he’s CRYING inside

-you banish tighnari to the couch that night (for 15 mins until Cyno wants him back)

-collei had her childhood taken away from her so even now she’s basically a little girl still

-if she has a nightmare she goes straight to you

-tighnari will lwokey be pissed cuz it used to be HIM she’d go too

-cyno is fucking dead asleep 💀

[nctsplug02]

hi may i request something?? basically mr and mrs jeong are invited to this fancy dinner but mrs jeong got jealous of this one girl because the girl and mr jeong were really chatting it up so mrs jeong just left 😭

THANK YOU!! ❤️

[7:54pm]

genre: fluff, kind of angst and suggestive

warnings: butt touching, mrs jeong get jealous, flirting, mentions of ex-girlfriend, mentions of perverted men, fingering, kissing, dirty talking, dick touching and car sex

you and jaehyun were billionaires.

you and him both owned multiple companies and buildings.

since you and him were very big and popular, you and him were constantly invited to parties, events, birthday parties, fancy eat out dinners— which was the case now.

jaehyuns high school girlfriend owns a company and today, they hit their five year anniversary of being somewhat successful. it shocked you when receiving an invitation from her for you and jaehyun to come to her dinner party.

being polite; you and jaehyun show up.

once there, there were groups of people just talking and soft music playing in the back until it stops.

tap. tap.

someone clears their throat and starts speaking into the mic. “hello, hello.” jaehyun tightens his grip on your waist as you both turn to the stage.

his ex was in a beautiful tight sequenced red dress. it had a slit on both sides of long legs and it was a floor length dress. her hair was parted to the right and the left side was clipped back with a beautiful ruby clip. her heals sparkled in red gems. her dark wine lipstick matted down on her plumped lips.

“wow,” you say with admire in your tone.

“hello, everyone. thank you for all those who could make it. tonight is gonna be a great night, especially with everyone looking amazing!” everyone cheers as yun-mi praises them.

as the cheers and claps quiet down, she giggles into the mic and tucks her hair back. “tonight’s night is based on my companies fifth year anniversary!” they cheer and clap again. “i couldn’t have done this without all my amazing workers! you all have done such an amazing job! thank you to everyone who helped build our amazing company. so, everyone, let’s head to the dinner tables and let’s begin our feasting! i want everyone to have a great night tonight and i want everyone to eat well!” everyone cheers and claps while she heads off stage.

you look up at jaehyun who had a slight smile on his face.

had she cause that smile to be on his face?

you look down with a weird feeling in your chest.

“let’s go find our seats, yeah?” he suggests and you nod. you and jaehyun walk around until yun-mi calls you both over.

“jaehyun! mrs jeong! your guys seats are here.” there were assigned seatings and you were assigned to sit across from jaehyun— while she, was sat next to jaehyun.

and you were sat next to her perverted husband.

“main courses are coming.” yun-mi announces and fixes her hair. as the waiters and waitresses come around, delivering the plates of food. jaehyun and yun-mi were quick to converse.

you picked at your food that sat on your plate. “are you gonna eat your mashed potatoes?” you side-eye the man who was still munching on his food. “oh, no im not.” you scoot your plate to him and he takes it without hesitation.

you sigh, looking forward to see your husband laughing and cackling with yun-mi as they crack jokes together and as they catch up.

you suck in your cheeks as she leans towards him and touches his arm while biting her lip and giving him her siren eyes.

you catch a glance at a waiter who carried a tray of shot glasses and margaritas. you sit up and hold your hand up. “excuse me— i, thank you.” you softly laugh while taking off two shot glasses and two margaritas.

you look forward to see jaehyun still laughing at yun-mi’s jokes but staring down your drinks. you roll your eyes, picking up a shot glass and downing it. jaehyuns eyes follow as you take the shot with nothing but a sour face afterwards. he bites his lips and raises an eyebrow.

after two more glasses of margaritas, jaehyun and yun-mi were still talking and laughing together.

you let out a deep sigh and you slam your hands on the table, pushing your chair back and standing up. your action catches jaehyun and yun-mi’s attention.

“sorry, sorry,” you stumble, laughing at yourself. “this is, this is my song.” you point to the ceiling as a groovy music plays.

everyone gathers on the dance floor and you stare jaehyun down after looking back at the dance floor. your lip twitches into a smirk as you push yourself off the table and strut towards the dance floor.

“i’ll be..” jaehyun sees old perverted men stare at your ass as you strut pass their tables and stands up. “i’ll be back.” he fixes his blazer and chases after you.

he finds you through the crowded crowd and pulls you when seeing you swaying your hips and running your fingers through your hair.

“cmon,” you fix yourself and you see jaehyun. “no.” you state firmly, yanking your hand from his hold. “y/n, no. we’re gonna go home.” you push him when he tries to grab your hand away. “i said no. go back and talk to.. i forgot her name. wasn’t it.. lucy? no, maybe— i don’t care! just go talk to her.” people started to stare but you could care less.

you knew how you felt.

anger.

jealousy.

he sighs and grabs you by the waist. he tosses you over his shoulder and holds your dress down as your dress slides up a bit. “jae, put me down!” he smiles and nods at people who stare.

you huff and cross your arms, allowing him to carry you outside to the car. “i wanna be put down, jae.” you say firmly. “you can be put down in the car.” you roll your eyes and hear him unlock the car. “you can be put down in the car. let’s go home,” you mimic his voice in a whiney tone. “oh, shut up.” you finish, scoffing.

he opens the passenger side and plops you in your seat. “put your seatbelt on, baby.” you sit up straight with your arms still crossed. “baby,” you continue to ignore him. “alright, fine.” he sighs and slides the seatbelt over your abdomen and crossed arms.

he gets in on his side and drives off. “would you like to talk this out in the car or at home?” he asks and you continue to stare out the window. “y/n,” you don’t like his stern voice. “answer me, baby.”

“no, i won’t talk to you.” he smiles a bit at your stubbornness.

“and why won’t you talk to me?” you cross your legs.

“because you flirted with yun-mi in front of me and didn’t talk to me the whole time we had dinner. therefore, i won’t talk to you.”

his smile grows at your last sentence. “how did i flirt with her?”

you inhale through your nose. “you let her touch your arm, your thighs and your hands. you made jokes with her and you kept leaning on her when you guys were laughing. i had to sit with her husband and watch as my husband flirted with his ex-girlfriend. i’m so mad at you. i won’t talk to you. ever again.” he wants to laugh at the sentence you constantly repeat.

“baby,” he reaches over and places a hand on your thigh but you push his hand off. “no, thank you.” you say.

you gasp when he swerves to the side of the road. “jaehyun, what the hell are you doing?!” you sit up in your seat. arms uncrossed. legs uncrossed.

he shuts the engine off and unbuckles himself, he pushes his chair back and reclines it back just a bit. he looks at you and pats his lap.

“what.” you shrug.

“come sit.” he pats his lap again.

“no.” you deadpan and cross your arms again before plopping yourself in your seat.

he sighs and sits up. your face is turned to him. “i said come sit.” his hold on your jaw is firm— your lips are squished together.

when he lets go of your jaw, you process his tone, his words. you press your lips together before getting up and climbing over and sitting on his lap. your dress riding up your thighs.

“don’t look down, look at me.” you huff and bring your eyes up to his. “i’m sorry for making you upset. i didn’t realize that i made you upset and that i flirted with.. yun-mi. i’m sorry.” you chew the inside of your cheek.

he cups your face and presses his lips on yours. “forgive me?” you blew your cheeks until they create little bubbles. “maybe.” he kisses your lips again. “forgive me, now?” you look to the side. “i don’t know.” you shrug and he softly laughs.

he holds your hips and pulls you into a hug. “i don’t forgive you.” you whisper into his neck. “yeah? i know what’ll make you forgive me.” he rolls up your dress and pushes your panties to the side.

“jae,” you whine when he brushes his fingers against your clit. “don’t tease me, right now!” you squeeze his neck and he slides his fingers right into you.

you gasp, pushing your hips down. “oh, jae.” you moan, bouncing your hips softly.

jaehyun kisses your neck and thrusts his fingers while you moan and whine. you moan a bit louder when he yanks your dress too down. the straps snapping at his strength.

“does it feel good, baby?” you nod, whining and grinding your hips. he uses his other hand and uses it to squeeze your ass.

“y—yeah.. but,” but? “i want your.. dick..” you admit shyly and he sighs. “you’re being greedy.” he slowly pulls his fingers out of you, making you whine like a bitch in heat. “you’re gonna take what i give you, got it?” you nod. “say it.” you whimper as his fingers tease your hole. “i—i understand.” he slips his fingers in again making you whine.

you moan and jerk forward as he delivers a spank on your ass. “cmon, baby. ride my fingers.” he takes your breast into his mouth and stares up at you as you whine and bite your lip.

he rubs your clit and that sets you off. your legs quiver and your stomach hitches. “oh, my god. oh, my god.” you gasp repeatedly. your feet flies up and hits the wheel.

“keep going, baby.” you shake your head. “cumming— i’m cumming!” you cry out.

his fingers rubbing your clit and thrusting into your pussy. your arousal drips onto the seat and jaehyun groans, biting his lip with a satisfied grin on his lips.

you yank his hair as you cum all around his fingers. your eyes roll to the back of your skull and your body twitches at his touch.

he pulls his fingers out and stares at them before using them to spank your pussy. “h—hey!” you hiss and yell at the second slap he delivered. “y—you’re mean!” you whine, pulling away from him and pushing his body.

he laughs at heaves. “am i forgiven?” you squint and sigh. “possibly.. i’d prefer your.. dick.” you say rubbing his bulge that stayed hard under you. “oh, you’re spoiled and greedy.” he shakes his head.

“shut up,” you roll your eyes and plop yourself back into your seat. “i’m tired.” you reach down and you slide your panties off, tossing it in the back while jaehyuns eyes follow.

“ready to go home and see our baby girl?” you nod with a smile until it drops. “and our babysitter, jen.” you add and jaehyun tilts his head side to side. “screw her.” he starts the engine and swerves back onto the road.

[fatale-distraction]

More from my Orin-Kidnaps-Barcus idea. Part 1 is HERE.

Part 3

This will eventually be polished and holes filled in, but for now please enjoy the roughest of drafts.

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Not for the first time, Lithe was glad to have offered to help Yenna. She slurped down a second helping of soup with noisy abandon, Grub purring fearfully on her lap. It was so nice to finally have some good, flavorful food on the road, Yenna was an endearing child, and Grub got along well with Scratch and Owlfredo, even if he was petrified of everyone else.

“Fantastic as usual, Yenna,” praised Lithe, stroking Grub’s rust-colored head as she set her bowl aside. “I think you might be getting even better.”

The child beamed, but her expression shuttered as Astarion approached, a sneer stretching his lips.

“Getting better?” He scoffed, seizing the girl’s arm. Yenna squealed in pain and shock, tugging at her arm in his grip. “At cooking, or pulling the wool over your eyes?”

“What are you talking about?” Lithe demanded, standing so quickly that Grub hissed and leaped away, cowering behind his struggling young mistress. “Astarion, unhand her!”

“Don’t you see?” the vampire implored, giving the girl’s arm a twist. “She offered to cook for us, but she’s been sneaking poison into our food the whole time! SHE’S the traitor Gortash warned us about!”

Lithe began peeling Astarion’s fingers free from the icy grip on Yenna’s arm. “Let her go! She’s just a child and Gortash is as paranoid as you are! What’s gotten into you?” She managed to break his grip and gave him a hard shove, putting her body between the two.

As her friend stumbled backwards, cursing, Lithe shooed the child away, instructing her to find Jaheira and stay with her. She narrowed her eyes at Astarion, who shot her a lofty scowl right back, flexing his fingers.

“Astarion,” Lithe started, jaw set. “Why is your mole on the wrong side of your face?”

“Why is my what where?” a familiar voice asked behind her. Lithe squeezed her eyes shut and heaved an irritated sigh as Astarion approached, dabbing a bit of blood from the corner of his mouth. He stopped short at her side, staring at the man in front of her.

“Oh what in the hells—“ he drew his dagger just as the other Astarion charged him, their blades crashing together with a spark. The doppelgänger knocked him back several steps, but he managed to keep his feet under himself. Lithe had rolled out of the way and came up with her bow drawn and knocked. The arrow flew past the two white-haired men, nearly clipping the real Astarion’s cheek.

“Aim for HIM, not me, damn you!”

“Sorry,” Lithe panted. “Hard to tell the difference.”

“Oh please,” Astarion snapped, still grappling with his clone, who had begun laughing in a hysterically high pitched voice that sent shivers down their spines. “I’m MUCH more handsome.”

“Vanity doesn’t become you,” teased the Not-Astarion in a curiously feminine voice.

“Everything becomes me,” Yes-Astarion gritted out, finally throwing his assailant off.

“Apparently a bit too literally.”

The doppelgänger backed up, grin too wide for his face as the two friends flanked him. The other companions were beginning to gather, drawn by the fighting and Yenna’s cries, but kept their distance. There was no point in further complicating things, but each of them was ready to jump in if they needed to.

With a sickening crack of his neck, the Astarion double shifted and changed, limbs jerking, skin tearing until Orin the Red stood before them, dragging her tongue up the twisted blade of her dagger.

“Charming,” quipped the vampire.

“Aren’t I?” cooed Orin. Lithe made a gagging noise and the other woman scowled her way. “I’d mind my manners if I were you, delicious little creature. I’m here to play a little game, and you don’t even know the rules yet.”

“No one wants to play your weird game, Orin,” the elf snapped. “Haven’t you had enough fun for one night?”

“Oh not nearly,” she cackled. “There’s so much more fun to be had. I haven’t even gotten to the best part! You’ll just DIE when I tell you.”

“Can we just kill her please?” complained Astarion.

Lithe knocked another arrow. “Absolutely.”

The human woman tutted and shook a finger. “Ah, ah. You haven’t heard the rules yet,” she giggled maniacally. “Kill me now, and you’ll never see him again!”

Violet eyes widened as the realization hit her and Orin continued laughing to herself. The bow dropped from limp fingers with a hollow clatter.

“What are you talking about?” whispered Lithe. “What did you do?”

“Oh, I haven’t done a thing, yet. And I won’t, as long as you play by the rules.” Orin twirled a stray hair around her finger until the circulation became visibly cut off. “You see, I took something very important to you. A sweet. Little. Pebble.”

Shards of ice squeezed Lithe’s heart. Astarion shot her a panicked look. “Say what you mean, witch,” he ordered as Lithe’s chest rose and fell faster.

“I have your ugly little boyfriend,” sneered Orin. “And if you don’t play by the rules, I’m going to flay him alive, bit by teeny tiny little bit.”

“What do you want?” Lithe asked in quiet, steady voice, her face as cold and hard as a sheet of rock.

Orin flashed her a smile that might have been pretty if she wasn’t so horrifying to behold. “Oh, it’s a very simple game, my delicious morsel. All you have to do is kill that traitorous little scab, Gortash. And then you and I will meet beneath the merciful eye of Bhaal, and duel in his honor. Whoever lives gets to play with the little pebble.” Her voice dripped sugar and honey as she explained her perverted game, then took on a sharp, raspy hiss. “Doesn’t that sound fun?”

~~~

Lithe stared into the space left behind by the shapeshifter, eyes wide and glimmering with the horrified tears that streamed down her cheeks.

Shadowheart was the first to break the tense silence, calling to her friend in a soft, hoarse voice.

“I’m going to fucking kill her,” murmured Lithe so quietly everyone in camp leaned forward to hear better, only to jerk back again when the simmering rage finally boiled over and exploded from her mouth like acid.

“I am going to fucking kill that fucking psychotic motherfucking BITCH!” Lithe shrieked. She began to pace, gesturing wildly as she continued to scream and rant. “I am going to rip out her fucking spine and strangle her with it and then wear it like a fucking necklace! I’m going pop her stupid fucking eyeballs out and eat them like grapes! I’ll pry out every single last one of her rotten teeth out of her stupid head and string them together with her weird little black veins and wear it like a fucking crown! I am going to FUCKING KILL that godsdamned BITCH!”

Astarion was practically bouncing up and down, clapping his hands lightly as Lithe swung back around to face her companions, tears of fury streaking down her burning cheeks. Lae’zel looked quite impressed as well. Lithe could certainly be moved to violence when circumstances called for it, but this was the first time anyone had seen her react so viciously.

“But first,” Lithe raised a shaking finger, eyes hard and cruel. “First, I am going to make her SUFFER. Any pain she’s put my Barcus through, I will inflict upon her a thousand fold!”

“Excellent,” Lae‘Zelda hissed with a grin, strapping her sword to her back.

Karlach did a giddy jig and pumped her fists. “Let’s fucking go!”

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Witcher Headcanon - Trouble Bonus Scene - Part 6: A Bonus Bonus Scene

Jaskier was teased relentlessly for weeks after the curse wore off. There were more than a few 'Hey, F**k --d*mn it-- I mean Lambert!'s heard, and eventually, Jaskier just started using it as one of Lambert's nicknames, much to Lambert's irrtation.

Jaskier wasn't the only one trying to control automatic reactions. Geralt kept catching himself hovering over Jaskier.

He also had to constantly stop himself from trying to pick him up and carry him anytime he saw Jaskier stand up to go anywhere.

And perhaps the most embarrassing of all: he did That Thing.

You know, That Thing parents do to check if their child is wet. Yeah. THAT THING. He just reached down and grabbed. Geralt and Jaskier had just stood there, staring at each other, frozen in shock. Jaskier's eyes had glanced down, then back up, then he looked Geralt in the eye and said "Can you not?" . The whole time Geralt's brain was just going "I'd like to LeEeEeeeeEeEeEEeEAaAaaaavVEeeEEEeEEEEE!"

It was a small mercy that they were in the lab at the time so the only one who witnessed the violation was Yennefer, who couldn't stop cackling.

Yennefer kept catching herself either trying to spoonfeed Jaskier, or wipe his face while he was eating. And there might have been a few times she said something like "Here, lamb, let Ma help you." or "Go find your Da and tell him to...". And she kept trying to make a nest of furs and blankets on his bed when he was ready to turn in.

Geralt's brothers mercilessly teased each other whenever one of them started using baby talk with Jaskier. Eskel just owned it. If he was going to do it, he was going to have fun with it. He called Jaskier 'Baby Bird' on purpose.

Of course they all used eachother's 'Baby Jaskier' names. Coen and Aiden had the most normal sounding names. 'Cone' and 'Den' were relative tame compared to 'F**k'. And Eskel had immediately accepted the knowledge that his 'Esol' was going to end up as 'A**hole'

It was down right humiliating when somenone told Jaskier 'no' and he'd feel tears start gathering in his eyes. And then he would automatically look at Geralt. And Geralt would look at those puppy eyes and have to stop himself and just 'Hm!'.

Meanwhile Lambert was having to cover his face and growl "Don't f***ing look at me!" otherwise he was up and getting/doing what Jaskeir wanted.

And it was super awkward when Jaskier called Geralt and Yennefer 'Da' and 'Ma'. It was so embarrassing! Especially if he did it infront of the other Witchers. He wanted to just crawl into whatever crack in the wall he was closest to and hide. He was sure he could manage it. He just had to suck it in and think skinny thoughts.

He thought Vesemir was going f***ing physically ascend to the next plane of existence every time he accidentally called him 'Pa'.

And don't you dare even mention the whine that would creep into his voice when he started getting tired.

Yennefer was asking her 'lamb' if he was tired

Geralt was picking him up under the arms and trying to put him over his shoulder.

There was an uncomfortable pause as Jaskier danlged from Geralt's hands while everyone processed what was happening. No eye contact was made. Jaskier was set back down, and everyone went about their business in awkward silence.

He also had to deal with the incredibly embarrassing urge to randomly suck his thumb, especially when he was upset, or sleepy. Thank all the gods he'd been able to keep that reaction under control! He couldn't imagine the chaos it would have caused if anyone had witnessed it.

Jaskier managed to always get to his room before he started getting really sleepy. That way he could avoid any potential embarrassment. And if Yennefer and Geralt had just so happened to be tucking him in when he'd rolled onto his side and started sucking his thumb as he fell asleep, well, they never said a word about it to him.

And don't get him started on how Yennefer kept using "Hey, I wiped your a** for you!" whenever she was trying to get him to do something for her.

Jaskier *embarrassed wail* StOp f***iNg rEmiNdiNg mE, YEnNeFeR!"

Lambert perhaps made the most fatal public slip up of the entire winter. They had all been sitting in front of the fireplace, having just finished eating. Jaskier was changing his shirt after something he'd said had made Eskel spit his ale all over him.

He'd gotten the shirt on, but not buttoned yet, and made a sassy comment at Yennefer. She'd thrown a cushion at him, knocking him over backwards. Lambert had looked at him and before he could stop himself, he had leaned down and blown a raspberry on Jaskier's stomach.

It was over. That was it. Painful awkward silence blanketed the Great Hall.

"If you wanted to blow me, you could have just asked." Jaskier said with one of his quiet, playful little chuckles.

Lambert cringed. Ah f**k, he'd already made a dirty joke about it!

The Hall erupted in laughter.

Now it was even worse. Time to go hang the old medallion on the tree, find the nearest window, and yeet himself into the afterlife. There would be no coming back from this. No. There was zero hope of ever living this down.

Aiden came to his rescue. He'd given Eskel a look and suddenly he was pinning the Bard to the floor and Eskel was blasting a raspberry on his stomach. Yennefer had ugly laughed as the Witchers had lined up to take a turn, ignoring Jaskier's indignant protests.

But inspite of the jokes and the laughing, Jaskier could sense that all of it bothered Yennefer. Oh, she would talk to him, smile, and laugh as if everything was normal, but there was something in her eyes.

He first noticed it when he asked her if she would use her magic to resize the little shirts and trousers she'd bought. He'd liked the colors and the embroidery, and he wanted to wear them. She'd made light hearted comments as she handed him the resized clothing, and gone on her way, but later, when she'd seen him wearing the shirt with the birds on it and the peacock blue trousers...

She'd looked at him for a long moment, with an odd look in her eye, before telling him it looked good on him, and then turning and walking away. He hadn't seen her for the rest of the afternoon.

He was very careful to not say a word when Yennefer accidentally called him 'lamb', or 'sweetling', or when she caught herself trying to wipe his face while they were eating. While she never said it, he felt like there was some kind of anger or resentment there.

He'd vaguely explained that the fairy had twisted a wish he'd made, but he'd refused to tell them what the wish had been. He knew Yennefer would have made good on her threat to thrash his ar*e.

"Is Yennefer mad at me?" he'd asked Geralt one evening as they sat in the Great Hall.

"Hmm."

"That was a very noncommital 'hmm', Geralt. "

"Hm."

"I know you know something. She talks to me, but I just feel like she's upset with me for getting that curse put on me. I said I was sorry..."

"Hmm."

"You aren't going to make this easy, are you?"

"Hmmm."

"Fine. I'll go talk to her..."

He found the sorceress in the lab, puttering around, not really doing much of anything. Jaskier started off with a general apology, for all the trouble he'd caused. Yennefer had snapped at him.

"We thought you were going to be stuck like that forever! I had no idea what to do, or where to start looking for a way to break that blasted curse! What the h*ll did you do to get yourself cursed like that?"

"It...it wasn't a curse, per say..." Jaskier swallowed and mumbled something about wishing to be loved and adored by all, and that the fairy had twisted the wish.

"Do you have any idea how hard it was?"

Jaskier couldn't help but feel mildly vexed and a bit offended. "Well, d*mn, Yennefer, " He said in a slightly snarky tone, "I'm sorry you had to play Mommy and take care of a baby-!"

The words were out of his mouth before he could stop them, and he felt his blood turn icy when he saw her physically flinch.

He reeled, ears ringing when Yennefer abruptly slapped him hard across the face. "You selfish b**tard!" she sobbed. Jaskier braced himself, making no effort to stop her as she slapped him again, "How could you do that to me?" she was suddenly burying her head into his chest.

Jaskier felt heartsick. That was the one subject he'd worked so hard to avoid bringing up in any way. It was off limits for banter, and he'd sworn to himself that he'd never use it to hurt her.

And he'd just broken that vow.

Watching her fall apart in his arms , he realized how hard it must have been for her. Realized she was grieving for what she'd given up, found briefly, and now felt as if she'd been robbed of once again.

"F**k! Yen...I..." Jaskier folded her into his arms, and said in a soft voice, "Yen, I never wanted to hurt you, and I'm sorry for what i said. D*mn my mouth! I'm sorry I forced that h*ll upon you..."

Yennefer clung to him, shaking as she continued to cry out her hurt and frustration. Jaskier rested his cheek on her hair, tucking her tighter against him. "Ah, Mother of-! I'm such an ar*ehole! I'm so sorry, dear heart! I know it must have been so painful for you. You didn't have to do it, love. You could have just told those idiots to take me and s*d off, but you didn't. You-you took me into your arms when i reached for you, even though you knew how much it was going to hurt.

Yen...I'm glad it was you and Geralt that took care of me. When I was with you, I felt...loved...

Yennefer pulled back a little to wipe her eyes, thinking about how Jaskier never really said much about his childhood, never really talked about his parents. He might not be the only Viscount in line to inherit the Lettenhove name if they didn't seem to care that he was traipsing around the countryside as a Bard.

Maybe that was why he was always falling in love with every pretty lady he came across. Maybe he was subconsiously looking for the love he'd never gotten as a child. That was it. That was the twist to the wish. He'd wished for love, and gotten it, just not in the way he'd expected.

"Thank you, Yen... Thank you for taking care of me. I-I was happy...when I was with you and Geralt, and those other morons. I don't think I've ever felt so loved and cared for in my entire life."

"You were a sweet little thing, and you were obscenely adorable, I'll admit it." Yennefer said with a small smile. "But you were a right pain in the a**, too! Everytime I took you to the market with me, it took hours because of all the women lining up to fawn over you!"

Jaskier chuckled, dropping a kiss on the top of Yennefer's head. "If there is anything I can do to make things easier for you, Yen, please tell me." he said, cupping her cheek and brushing a tear away with his thumb. "Anything at all. I..I've been having trouble sleeping without someone with me... I remember Geralt putting me on his chest and purring so I could sleep...and I remember you cuddling me. I know you must be having similar problems..."

"Its funny how quickly you get used to small comforts." Yennefer admitted.

"If it helps, I could put on a daiper and-!"

Yennefer swatted his chest with a quiet laugh. Her eyes softened and she reached up and brushed her fingertips tenderly over the red marks on his cheek where she'd slapped him.

The redness disappeared, along with the lingering pain. It was a silent apology for hitting him.

Jaskier smiled, pressing a kiss to her temple before taking her hand and pressing his lips to her palm. All was forgiven. He put his arm around her and lead her out to the Great Hall.

[splatsys-sizeshift-shenanigans]

*throws this across the room at a high speed* HEY @giant-tiny-squid WE GOT A GIFT FOR YOU >:D

(also @mcyt-gt-events bc we need that one too)

okay so like. we had so much trouble deciding which of your prompts to do. seriously it's not even funny we love both of these so much! we ended up settling on this one, though; After all the manhunts, Dream and the hunters need a bit of a vacation, so they decide to take a break. However, after a mishap where someone ends up shrunk (you decide who ;)), the vacation turns into a journey to keep the shrunken person (or people, if you wanna shrink multiple) safe and return them back to their normal size

this. ended up being less of a vacation for the hunters than they previously thought :)

dream was still worried abt them though, he did what he did to keep them safe but his instincts started acting up 😔

also just wanted to say thanks to everyone in this community for unintentionally giving us the motivation to write for it again. seriously we probably wouldn't have joined this event without realizing that “hey, we’re not alone, other people do enjoy this content.”

thank you, everyone. seriously. sorry for the sappy shit we just wanted to say that hsbfjdf

CHARACTERS USED: (we wanted to add this bit for which set of hunters we’re using!) G!Dream with T!Sapnap and George (the classic >:))

TW’s: Safe/soft noms (we couldn't help it lmfao), mouthplay, unintentional fearplay (these two just come with the pred!dream package tho), swearing

Word Count: 1315!

We hope you enjoy it!~

(again, noms under the cut!!! dont like dont read, but we dont wanna hear it if you decide to read it <3)

This was bad.

This was really bad.

Dream, Sapnap, and George had decided “Hey! Let’s take a break from the manhunts, just as a little vacation,” but it seemed the gods above had other plans. Currently, the trio was back to back in a cave, surrounded by mobs. “I knew we should’ve brought weapons with us...” “You guys would’ve tried to kill me!” “Guys, please just shut up, we don’t have time to deal with this!” George interrupted Sapnap and Dream’s bickering, cracking his knuckles. “We’re getting out of here, even if it means a fistfight.” “That’s a horrible idea, but it might work. Don’t get yourselves killed,” Dream muttered, before throwing a punch at a zombie approaching him, his eyes narrowing as he heard the cackle of a witch. That’s when he heard a splash potion being thrown. 

Dream rolled out of the way just before the potion could hit him, his eyes widening as it caught Sapnap and George in the chaos. “Sap, George, no!” Dream tensed as he realized he couldn’t see the hunters when the dust settled, looking around before noticing the mobs approaching an empty spot on the ground. He fought his way through them, diving down and scooping Sapnap and George up- both of the hunters now being tiny- before any mobs could get to them, his pupils narrowing into slits as a rush of instincts began to cloud his senses.

Sapnap couldn’t hold back a cry of fear as giant hands wrapped around him and George, squirming slightly before he realized it was just Dream who had picked them up, taking a sharp breath as he reminded himself that they had a truce. He looked up, his heart rate quickening as he noticed Dream’s slitted pupils. “He’s running on instincts-” Sapnap looked over at George, who shared his fearful expression. “Oh gods- You don’t mean-” George trailed off as Sapnap nodded quickly, yelping out as he was lifted. “George, NO!” Sapnap shouted as he looked up to see George squirming as he was held in front of Dream’s mouth, his eyes widening as he watched his friend get slipped inside. 

George squirmed and struggled as he was lifted towards Dream’s mouth, yelping out in shock as he was slipped inside. He grimaced, squirming more as Dream’s tongue wrapped around him to prevent him from escaping. “DREAM! Snap out of it!” George shouted, sputtering as his friend’s tongue swiped across his face. George paled as he felt his legs slip into Dream’s throat as the comparatively giant man began to swallow him, struggling in an attempt to get out, reaching out to try and grab on to something as Dream swallowed again. George’s eyes widened as he felt a hand meet his, barely able to catch Sapnap’s eyes before he had to jam his own eyes shut, being dragged further into Dream’s body.

Sapnap grimaced as he struggled to turn himself around, gripping George’s hand as he tried to pull his friend back out of Dream’s throat, yelping when he was pulled down as well. He muttered a curse under his breath as he neared Dream’s esophagus, aiming a kick at the back of his throat and grinning as he caused Dream to cough George back up a bit, moving to wrap his arms around him. “We’re gonna be okay, I know we will.” Sapnap couldn’t explain why he felt that way about the situation. Of course, that didn’t stop the instinctual fear he felt as he and George were swallowed down, pressed against each other without a means of escape as they were trapped in the crushing grip of Dream’s throat.

Dream couldn’t help but purr at the struggles of the hunters as he swallowed them, perched above the gang of mobs below him, tracing the forms of Sapnap and George as they slid down his throat. Once the two disappeared behind his collarbone, he moved to quickly craft the best sword he could- which was unfortunately just a stone one. His purrs deepened as he felt Sapnap and George slip into his stomach, the fog of instincts clouding his senses preventing him from registering their fear as he slowly made his way down from the pillar he’d made, attacking spiders when they approached and using his shield to block skeletons from shooting him down. 

George squirmed as he and Sapnap were swallowed by Dream, muttering something unintelligible as he tried to press himself away from Sapnap. It was too dark, he was only faintly able to see a soft glow from Sapnap’s eyes, before having to close his eyes as they entered a tighter space, continuing to struggle. It wasn’t long before the two passed Dream’s heart and lungs. George could faintly hear the growls and gurgles from his friend’s stomach somewhere below them, groaning quietly as he leaned into Sapnap.

Sapnap muttered a curse under his breath as he heard Dream purring once he and George had slipped into his stomach, ramming himself into one of the walls with a shout. “DREAM! Let us out!” He winced as he heard a loud gurgle from the organ around him and George, snarling under his breath. “Sap- It’s not gonna work- We’re just gonna have to wait until he thinks it’s safe.” “It’s gonna take FOREVER for that to happen! You know that!” Sapnap huffed, crossing his arms as he reluctantly leaned into one of the plush walls.

Dream snarled as an arrow hit him in the shoulder, whipping around to kill the skeleton that had fired it before he continued to push through the crowd of mobs, slashing them out of the way with a sword as he neared the cave exit. He muttered a few curses under his breath as he noticed the setting sun just outside of the cave, his eyes widening as the cave began to shake, spotting the loosening rocks above the entrance. Dream closed his eyes, the world appearing to slow as a green aura flared to life around him, before he ran to the exit of the cave, sliding under some falling rocks just before they could land on him. He opened his eyes as the aura faded from around him, starting to run towards where he and the others had built a base in the distance.

George yelped as a faint green glow shined from the walls of Dream’s stomach, pressing himself against Sapnap, who let out an annoyed huff. “George, we’re fine, quit worrying so much.” “Why is it glowing?! Dream!? What the hell are you doing out there?!” George shouted as the area around him and Sapnap shifted, sputtering as slime got into his mouth. “Ewwwww… I got the stomach goop in my mouth…” He groaned, doing what he did best and complaining, making Sapnap roll his eyes. 

“Stop complaining, he’ll let us out soon… I hope…” Sapnap muttered the last part, before growling as the area around them tensed up, pressing against him and George. “Gross…” He heard George mumble the word, tensing as he was suddenly pushed upwards, going back up Dream’s throat before landing in his hand, George following soon after. “Oh my gods, finally! That lasted way too long!” 

Dream laughed quietly at Sapnap’s complaining, before sighing as he put the two down on a cloth. “I’m… Really sorry. I didn’t know what else to do and then my instincts kinda just… Took over.” He muttered, glancing away from the two. “... It’s better than being dead, I guess.” Dream looked back over at George, chuckling at that. “I’ll go get you guys some milk- It’s not gonna be safe having you two this small.” He murmured, before standing and walking over to a chest.

…

“... So we’re gonna agree not to mention this to Bad, right?-” “If either of you mentions it to him, I’ll do it again.” “Okay, okay, we won’t say anything!”

[cartooncadet666]

New Memes: Featuring Pointyheads (maybe OC's)

Tip: Explain the point of your smolness.

Axis: I don't even have a clue myself, I just roll with it. :D

Tip: But that doesn't explain why you're so small...

Axis: I'm just built different! I can't help my smolness!

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Desmond: *adorable confusion*

Axis: *baby squid face*

Pac: *innocent puppy eyes*

Calix: .....*inhales*

Skeebo: Don't say anything about it, let their autism do everything.

Calix: Angel darling you know I do the exact opposite of what you and lemon boy say every time.

Skeebo: Say shit and Imma kick your ass again.

Calix: OH MY WHAT A LOVELY LOOKING STONE OVER THERE-

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Skeebo being tired af: What did you do.

Dr. Buttocks: *incoherent mumbling*

Skeebo: W h a t.

Dr. Buttocks: Threw Specter into the wall on accident...

Skeebo: How tf do you throw someone onto a wall ON ACCIDENT?!

Dr. Buttocks: I don't know SHEER WILLPOWER?!

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Tip: Wait! That area is extremely chaotic, you can get really hurt. It's too dangerous to go alone, here, take this.

*he picks up Pacster and hands them the Pac*

Apex: ....Yeah I don't think I'll need it. Thank you.

Tip: Take the f*cking child or I will destroy our planet myself.

Apex: OKAY. Jeez. *takes the Pac*

Tip: :)

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*cue the moment from Cosmic Contest*

Pac: Hey! Pretty good driving for a Pointyhead.

Tip: Heh heh, you're not bad either for an orb. It's almost a shame I have to beat you!

Pac: Yeah well, may the best man win. And by that, I mean the best Pac Man!

*the doofus proceeds to speed up and gets him and Spiral yeeted off the road for a sec*

Pac: WOAH-

Tip: EYES ON THE ROAD PAC MAN! *genuine concern*

Apex: *mad af at him*

(Meanwhile, in the heavens)

Calix watching that happen: ............Um excuse me, what the actual fu-

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Desmond: Do you think he'll be alright?

Betrayus: IT'S ME BOY, I'M THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN!

Tip: *confused screeching* GET OUT OF MY BODY!!

Calix: Eh he'll be fine, he's more tougher than the rest of his team, he can handle this.

Tip: *proceeds to strangle Betrayus out of his body*

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Skeebo playing on the piano like Charlie Day: ... I don't need control, or which way to go, I just wanted to tell you all, go F*CK yourself~

Apex: I- WHA-

Betrayus: BAHAAHAH-

Buttocks: I raised him real damn good.

Tip: HOHOHO- Sh*t- *cracking up*

Skeebo: *starts rocking that solo* GO F*CK YOURSEEEEEELF~~~

*Pac, Cyli, and Spiral questioning why a shape god wanted his soul again*

Skeebo: *throws a cup at Apex and flicks off Betrayus* WOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~

Tip: And that kids is why you go to bed early, you don't want to grow up to be like him.

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Tetris: Axis, dear, do you remember how or when you were born.

Axis: No...

Apex: =_=

Axis: But I do remember something.

Tetris: Well what is it.

Axis, who looks and sounds like a good boy: Well.. Our planet split open and I crawled straight out of hell?

*everyone being in both shock and fear*

Pointybrains: Yep. That's your kid alright.

Apex: HE'S NOT MY KID.

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Tip: And this is Skeebo. Very useful as a weapon or just to pull a 'harmless' prank on someone while releasing this beast of a teenager.

Calix: Yes, my angel can do many things, only use him for his correct purposes.

Desmond: Correction, pardon me, but don't you mean OUR angel?

Pac: Yeah come one Cal, share da Skeebs.

Calix: NEVER.

Desmond: SHARE THE SKIBSTER! WE ALL NEED OUR DAILY DOSE OF HIS EXISTENCE!

Calix: NO!

Pac: SHARE THE SKEEBEYBLADE!

Tip: COMMUNISM.

*evil cackling is heard*

Skeebo: Is this my life now...?

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Axis: Hey Api?

Apex: First off, call me by my title young man, and what, what do you want?

Axis: I made a girl cry today but I didn't mean to.

Apex: Well what happened?

Axis: Well she said 'I think you're kinda cute.' And I said, 'Well that's nice!' Then she said, 'Well don't you love me?' And I said, 'Hey listen, how would you like to be the sun of my life?' And then she said, "Oh, because I'm so bright?" And then I said, 'Well kinda, but you can start by staying 93 million miles away from me.'

Apex: ....*laughing hard af*

Tetris: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS CHILD?!

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Tip: I've only known Pacster for a day at that time.

*Pac being wholesome*

Tip: And if anything happens to him now, I'm going to kill everyone in this room and then myself.... Same rules apply for Axis and Skeebo.

Skeebo: Hell nah bro, Imma join you, I wanna kill someone today.

Axis: Yay murder! :D

Pac: :0

Calix: WHAT?!

Desmond: ....They're going to hell...

Calix: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN?!

Skeebo: WE'RE THE SAME F*CKING AGE YOU BILL CIPHER RIP OFF.

Calix: BI-

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Apex is buried in the sand with only his head sticking out: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Betrayus: Pac-Poseidon quivers before him!

Apex looking at the ocean: F*ck off!

Stratos: ...Why are they more chaotic than the kids?

Amaros: You think that's chaotic? Stratos he's your brother and Apex was originally my project, why do you think they're chaotic together? They don't have any brain cells left.

Jared: Amar, let's not be insensitive. They don't have a brain left, what cells would they need?

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Jared: You are grounded.... For... Till college.

Apex: FOR TILL COLLEGE?!

Jared: FOR TILL COLLEGE!

Apex: WHY?!

Jared: For kissing for that delinquent! *pointing at Tip*

Betrayus: *dramatic gasp*

Stratos: *proceeds to be uncomfortable af*

Apex: You're the one that took him under your wing!

Jared: Well this wing shall flap no more! Tip is never allowed in the cabin again, and you're not allowed to have any contact with him.

Apex: WHY?? WHat did I do that was so bad?!

Jared: OH YOU KNOW LIPSY!

Calix: ...Dad what the f*ck. I know he's your creation but seriously what the f*ck.

Axis: Nah.. Personally I would not let that slide.

Pac: Fr.

Skeebo: I wanna die already.

Stratos: WAIT YOU WHAT?!

Apex: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR!

Skeebo: Calix, can you hit me with your bat? Please don't hold back, I'm done with everything.

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*Jared staring at Skeebo with absolute hatred*

Calix: Dad can you not? He's not doing anything.

*Skeebo staring back with a murderous intention*

Jared: I want that twink obliterated.

Skeebo: That's it.

Calix: ANGEL NO-

Skeebo: Square up b*tch, or maybe you can't, you're probably so god damn weak you can't even fight being what you are symmetrical dummy.

Calix: DAD-

Jared: OH HELL NO, COME HERE YOU LITTLE SH*T-

Calix: FOR FIVE SECONDS CAN YOU BOTH NOT?!

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Axis, about Apex and Tip: My god, would you two just get a room already? Tip: Excuse me Axis? Axis: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding? Apex: …I-

Tetris: I ship it! Pointybrains: CAN YOU NOT? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tetris: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! Pointybrains: You can eat a rock. Apex: Air. Tip: The fabric of time and space. Axis: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Tetris: You guys are not helpful. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[majesticmagics]

Okay so!!!! First of all dhjejw sorrry this took me forever it is so incredibly sweet of you to ask about the rp but thinking about it I wasn't sure where to start or what to hear!! But Im so excited to tell youa about it!!!!!

The rp is set about a year into the future from the recent graduation story on JP with a few OCs thrown in (one of which we got really attached to and she alone is upholding our quota of female representation, bless her soul <3). We generally speaking try to not make it explicitly contradict camon but we definitely go wild at times with what we can get away with without explicitly contradicting it. While I usually am more (oftentimes way too) serious in rp this one really balances seriousness and absolute crack and it's incredibly refreshing not having to take myself and the characters too seriously in it because it gives us the chance to develop them freely and without questioning the quality of everything, or at least that helps for me. We're also both getting into the fandom as we are writing it which has led on one hand to some hilarious moments in which we somehow absolutely predicted canon, but also to desperate moments of fumbling trying to explain why some things we established are canon when they are hard to combine with the source material (so far we have always been successful but let's see what the future holds). We don't take it too seriously (which again, rare for me so it's a true blessing) which has led to a few personal highlights I can tell you about djsks

-Kaoru cannot. cannot. notice when someone is gay. he'll misinterpret every hint and be absolutely shocked (not in the homophobic way, just in the very naive "what?? I had no idea!!) way when anyone around him is anything other than straight. Which is about everyone so he's truly in for a ride

-Koga gets rabies regularly without it affecting his brain in the way that usually makes people die (very vague, I know, my friend could peonably write you a thesis on it because they researched it, I could try too but Im not sure how inter3sted you are in the effect and treatment of rabies right now) and he accidentally gave it to his kindergarten girlfriend's dog

-whenever Eichi shows up he monologues for the duration about 3k+ words. My friend is responsible for these monologues. They have never read a single piece of actual Eichi dialogue/monologue. I have. Somehow, their monologues are SPOT ON

-Keito made a friend's parents eat sand in a frightening demonstration of his often forgotten theater kid self

-ibara always looms in the background having cameras everywhere and always watching in the worst moments. Sometimes we do something with it, sometimes we don't, but ever so often the view just pans to ibara cackling over some emabrrassing exchange or private information usable for blackmail he witnessed. He also wants to establish Eden as "the queer unit" on the international market as a marketing ploy to set them apart from other units, so Nagisa now had an ibara-assigned gender and sexuality. Ibara gets mad from a marketing perspective whenever members from other units come out

There are so many more things, these were just the first that came to mind, but i've probably been saying more than enough honestly, and it's also a little scary to share all that publically in an ask and not just in tags djsksks

I also want to add that I'd be more than happy to rp with you! I dont know where you usually do that but if you're still up I'll maybe just message you if that's alright and we can talk about it from there?

Anyway if you sat through all that thank you, it was probably very convoluted

Also, yuzuru is death and just waiting around to take eichi <3 (we have no justification for this one)

YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THE YUZURU BEING DEATH WAITING AROUND TO TAKE EICHI ON ME THEN DIP WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE THAT?????? THAT'S COOL AS FUCK??????

ok lemme address this in order uhhh

oh i LOVE balancing seriousness with crack it's so fun. predicting canon sounds hilarious i love this.

i love the mental image you've given me of kaoru being like "i love being an idol in ES everyone's such close good friends :)" and in the background there's two people practically making out on the couch.

I WASN'T VERY INTERESTED IN THE EFFECT AND TREATMENT OF RABIES BEFORE BUT NOW I'M INVESTED???? WHAT

i need to read the eichi monologues those sound fucking incredible.

begging for an explanation about keito making a friend's parents eating sand. like i'm fairly aware of keito being a theatre kid (generally instead of brain there is dramatica. i think about them very often) but???? hello????

i feel like that first part about ibara is just canon anyway for the most part tbh. anyway i REALLY wanna know what nagisa's ibara-assigned gender and sexuality is. anyway, most canon compliant ibara so true bestie.

i'd also be down to rp w/ you!!! i usually rp over discord, but recently my friends tried to get me into parp before it crashed and burned horribly so i'm sorta in-between mediums rn. i've been writing little ficlets in my google drive to help sate the urge to write. feel free to message me at any time! my tumblr dms should be open, but also my discord is pyroselkie#4130

[thestarsanctuary]

HOW THE BNHA BOYS REACT TO A FRIEND OF YOURS FLIRTING WITH THEM

Pronouns: It’s 2nd person but they/them

I love fics like this so I decided to write one as a way to say thank you a crAZY amount for 300 followers, hope this new year has you all embark on positive paths and journeys!!

BAKUGO

Bakugo is already pissed he had to be here. Only reason he came to this weird meet up of you and your friends is because you basically forced him when you were just gonna leave after hanging out with him for barely any time at all! So here he is. Watching you cackle and have a blast with your crew while he sits with his arm around you, waiting for the clock in this small cafe to speed up and for the sky to darken in color so you can come back to his place.

It’s already bad enough that he has to be without his own friends, so he’s already uncomfortable (but he hides it particularly well) but adding onto that, this one chick in your group is acting like a wackjob. Touching his arm, giggling whenever he so much as makes a remark towards you- keyword: you, and keeps trying to talk to him.

“Bakugo you’re so cool! And so talented! Winning 1st place at the sports festival must’ve been so awesome!!”

“Do you work out?”

“Can I ever keep my mouth shut?? You’re funny haha!” Yeah he wasn’t joking.

It was impossible to avoid the moron, everytime another friend got your attention the girl was on him with a quickness, no shame. At some point he wondered if you were ignoring what was happening on purpose. Then you left to the bathroom and he got a text.

Do what you have to just make it flashy enough for us to leave.

It was as if you knew she was going to make a move.

Not like it was hard to predict.

And immediately the chick got to work.

“So Katsuki, do you ever think about like…why you got with y/n? They’re just so…different…from you y’know?” She said, once again moving her hand up his arm lightly, trailing it with what felt like ice with how cold her hands were. Even the rest of your friends sat in shock with how they behaved. Bakugo grabbed her hand.

“Listen here you dense twit. My name is Bakugo. Katsuki is reserved for the person you’ve been trying to keep me away from this whole time who might I mention- IS MY PARTNER YOU SPOILED EXTRA! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!” He started yelling in that tone of his, voice cracking on occassion from how frustrated he was. “By the way, just from this visit I can tell that they’re much better than you’ll ever be, people like you need to learn their place.” He spat, watching as tears collected in her eyes.

Right on time you came out looking clueless, but Katsuki saw the smirk that threatened to leak at the ends of your mouth. He got up, grabbed your hand and walked you both out of there without a second glance.

“Ah finally, I’ve been wanting to drop them forever.”

“Then why didn’t you? Made me go through that hell for your pleasure huh?”

“No, I didn’t even think they’d have such guts to flirt…but when they touched your arm I couldn’t help but see the potential for a long deserved humiliating moment.”

“You’re so evil-you sure you wanna be a hero extra?”

“If I’m evil you’re practically satan”

“Fair.”

MIDORIYA

Midoriya truly didn’t know what he did to deserve this. He loved animals, cared for everyone around him, worked hard, brushed his teeth, showered, so what was the cause of this?!

Here he was, sat at his desk waiting for you to return from the girls locker room with your backup clothes because you accidentally spilled some juice on your shirt at lunch, and you know who was also with him?

Your so called best friend.

The guy was nice, really. He was smart and a good person towards you, but now? Now he was like a whole different dude. Hand right on Midoriya’s bicep gripping it just too tight to be friendly.

“You’re so strong Midoriya, how much do you work out?” He questioned, eyelashes fluttering lightly.

“U-um! I like to w-work out after finishing my homework at home! Y’know, it’s really crazy home and homework have the same word in them! Home! That’s just like…crazy…” he rambles, jerking his arm back by his side, bumping his elbow on the desk. His cheeks red because of the embarrassment, but your friend took it as something much different.

“You’re so funny midoriya! Do you ever think about just becoming a comedian? Or like..a model?” The boy mentioned, the atmosphere feeling more stuffy than ever.

Was this guy not supposed to be your friend? Midoriya could never be mean to anybody, especially not a friend of yours! What if he said Izuku was being mean and you broke up with him? What if you came back when he was telling the boy off and thought he was a jerk and THEN broke up with him? What if-

“So why are you still with Y/n anyways? No offense they’re great! I just feel like you have so many options y’know?” He said, picking at his chipped nails. Midoriya stiffened.

“W-what? Y/n’s amazing. You’re their friend aren’t you?” Midoriya stuttered with a bit of anger. Who was this guy to talk about you like that? He didn’t care about whatever he felt for Midoriya, but what he said about you wasn’t something he could tolerate.

“Of course I am! I think they’re great but well, there’s always someone better isn’t there?” The boy said, eyes wandering around nervously.

“No. Not in this case. Y/n’s…everything. To me. They’re all I’ll ever need so I’m sorry but I can’t sit here and let you speak about them behind their back like this. It’s uncalled for and quite frankly…embarrassing.” He shrugged, looking the boy directly in his eyes. The boy quickly got up.

“That’s not what I meant…” he said, fluffing his hair up. “I was just wondering”

“Well…I gave you your answer.” He said, and went to go find you, he couldn’t be in the same room with a guy like that for much longer if he wanted to graduate.

TODOROKI

This was torture for you. It was like watching a trainwreck in real time.

Here you are, at the mall food court with your best friend and your boyfriend, and your best friend is being an absolute fool trying to flirt RIGHT in front of you. Yet your boyfriend? Clueless. Absolutely clueless.

“So Todoroki, is there like- a stylist living with you? Whenever you show up you just look so good” your friend giggled and slapped his hand that was resting on the table playfully.

“Um..no. I am just wearing clothes? I don’t really care what I look like. Well- except for when it’s us.” He says looking directly at you. “I like looking good for you so that we look good together.” He blushed lightly, holding your hand which you squeezed. He made it so hard to be made at him!

“Well I think you could wear like- a trash bag and look good!” Your friend intervened, destroying your moment of piece. At this point you were about to sock em. Instead, you kept your mouth shut and just gripped Shoto’s hand.

“Why would I wear a trash bag? Is that some trend or something?” Shoto’s eyes squinted and his head tilted in curiosity.

“It’s a saying Sho, nobody is actually wearing garbage bags.” You say reassuring him.

“It’s a weird one.” He responds, accepting your answer nontheless.

“SO! Sho, do you like music? I could give you some really good recommendations, Y/n likes some weird stuff” They giggled again. Interesting thing is, you were the one who showed them half the artists they like now.

But you digress.

“No they don’t? I hear their music everyday? It’s nice.” He states looking at them once again, eyes squinted and head tilted. This friend of yours said some…odd stuff. “Maybe you just don’t take their recommendations as often as you should. They have something for everybody.”

“Maybe…” they said, batting their eyelashes at your boyfriend once again. Alright, you were done.

“I’m going to the bathroom.” You said harshly, taking your phone and leaving, breaking the hold Todoroki had on your hand. Todoroki waited until you were gone.

“Listen.” He said, interrupting your friends ramble about whatever they were saying. “I couldn’t care less about whatever you’re saying so I’m going to make this clear. I don’t care about you and I don’t want anybody else except Y/n. You’re ruining their day. And embarrassing yourself while you’re at it.” He stated brutally. He didn’t really have an ear nor an eye for social cues so even with the tears in their eyes he didn’t lighten up on what he was saying, and instead doubled down. “I’m not interested.”

They quickly got up and left, cheeks burning with embarrassment. You came back a few minutes later. “Hey where’d they go?” You questioned Shoto, who had a smile on his face.

“Said they had somehwere to be.”

Nobody was gonna interfere with your relationship, he’d make sure of it.

EL FIN

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just kinda felt like making something so you guys know I’m not dead or something lol. Thinking of a pt 2 lemme know if y’all want it (hopefully some girls that time) Hopefully this year I upload maybe not more consistently but at least more often than every 100 days 😭 love y’all!!!

- SS <3333

[brainrot-buffet]

Can I request a modern AU Mylo x GN reader where the family finds out about his s/o and get to meet them?

Ayo??? OF COURSE???? ANYTHING for my mans ;-;

Characters: Mylo, Vi, Claggor, Powder, Ekko, Vander

Notes: Fluff, Crack, siblings making fun of each other

Modern AU: The Vander Crew meets Mylo's S/O

As you all know, Mylo has a big mouth

If he were to ever miraculously start dating someone, he'd immediately let everyone know about it

The family's heard him talk about this one person that's caught his attention from time to time, but overall never really pictured him ever scoring an S/O

So imagine one afternoon when school lets out for the weekend: The Vander Crew + Ekko all meet up at the front getting ready to walk to the subway station and go home

Mylo suddenly calls out to them from the top of the stairs, sliding down the metal railing and bouncing up to the group with the biggest grin on his face

Mylo: Guys! Guys! You won't believe this!

Vi: You made a 6th grader cry.

Powder: You grew a second brain cell.

Claggor: You drew red middle fingers on Coach Sevika's free pads from sex ed and taped them to the wall.

Mylo: No, shut up Powder, and that was ONE time!

Mylo's jumping around as they all walk out the door, him hopping to the bottom of the concrete steps turning to face all of them

Mylo: Guys... I'M DATING Y/N!

Vi: ...

Claggor: ...

Powder: ...

Ekko: ...

Upon hearing that, Vi was snickering, Powder and Claggor tried hard to swallow their giggles, and Ekko started chuckling and snorting at the same time

They all gradually erupted into cackling laughter, Powder and Ekko holding their stomachs as Mylo was glaring at all of them with a deep frown on his face

The laughter dies down as everyone notices Mylo's expression, and it's only then that it finally dawned on them

Vi: Wait... You're serious?

Ekko: You're probably getting pranked, Mylo.

Powder: Are WE getting pranked?

Mylo: Wha— Do you guys NOT have faith in me?!?!

Mylo swears on his life that he really managed to ask out his crush, and the best part was that they actually like him back ;-;

He keeps ranting about it their entire subway ride home, all the way til they entered the front of The Last Drop

Vander was wiping down the bar when he sees his kids come in, and his brows raise the moment Mylo tells him he's now dating someone

Vander's surprised, but congratulates him as he adds that he'd like to meet his S/O someday; The others perk up and agree, saying they'll only believe Mylo if they actually see his S/O in person

And that's how you wound up at the Vander Crew's apartment the next day, awkwardly looking around the room at everyone peering through the hallway at you

You look down and see a small, blue-haired girl opening the door for you, staring up at your face with inquisitive, bright eyes

You smile, saying hi to her as she tilts her head to the side

Powder: Are you doing charity work for Mylo?

You: What? Oh! It's not like that—

Ekko: Is he bribing you?

Ekko squeaks as Mylo yanks him from the hallway, the tall boy taking his place as he crosses his arms and leans against the wall

"Sup babe?", he smirks at you with a quirked brow (Vi audibly chokes in the background)

You wave back in return, saying you're guessing this must be his family

Vi and Claggor are leaning against the kitchen countertop while Powder and Ekko make their way to sit on the couch; Vander's standing by the kitchen and warmly greets you himself

Talking with the Vander family + Ekko was pretty chill; They all liked you, though are still in shock that you're REAL — a person actually willing to date MYLO of all people

And just like any other family, they thrived on humiliating him in front of you

If the family photos on the wall happen to catch your eye, Vi and Claggor would point out Mylo's most embarrassing pictures from when he was a younger and tell the stories behind them

Vi: Here's Mylo in 9th grade when he went through his angsty emo rock phase. He really thought he could be like Rodrick from that one movie

Mylo: No NO DON'T SHOW THEM THAT ONE—

Claggor: And here's him in 3rd grade, when he fell on a jar of brown paint during picture day and had stains all over his ass

Mylo: *dying inside*

It comes to a point where Mylo tugs you aside and announces the two of you are going out for your date, inwardly hoping that his friends and family didn't scare you off enough

He's relieved to hear as you both walk out the bar that you loved all of them, and you find their shamelessness in roasting him very amusing

Mylo just rolls his eyes as he wraps his arm around your shoulders while trying to hide a smile

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After your date, Vi, Claggor, Powder, and Ekko happened to be hanging out on the sidewalk in front of The Last Drop when they spot you and Mylo standing near the corner of the street

Both of you were laughing at something he said, and Ekko notes that he's never seen Mylo this soft or bashful around a person (His ears were going red as he was rubbing a hand on his neck while talking to you)

The Vander Crew's brows raise when you place your hands on Mylo's cheeks before gently pulling him in to peck his lips

Powder and Ekko snicker when they watch his entire face and neck bloom pink, him just staring at you dumbfounded as you tease him for it

After you leave, they're all smirking at Mylo as he walks back to the bar trying to contain a grin about to break across his face

Ekko: Man you are down BAD

Claggor: Mylo I'm gonna be honest, you BETTER not mess this up

Mylo: Tch, as if I plan on doing that

For real though, you're in for a wild but rewarding ride