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patolemus · 16 days ago

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when someone asks me how my writing is going

#it’s a work in progress #somewhere there’s real footage of me editing a chapter thinking it was only going to be grammar checks #and finding this instead #literally my worst nightmare #I love pushing stuff off for future me to handle #but I absolutely hate being future me #what do you mean I have to deal with the consequences of my own actions?#anyways this is how rewrite the lines is going lol #so maybe this counts as a sneak peak #teen wolf #sterek #derek hale #stiles stilinski #rewrite the lines au #my wip

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nobrain-onlysteven · 1 year ago

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WHAT WHY WHY WHY SHUT UP WHY STOP CEASE WHY

#newsies #@ me looking for newsies content to cope with post show depression #AND FINDING THIS INSTEAD #not helping #livesies #92sies #uksies

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odetokeons · 4 months ago

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♱ Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers ♱

+ bonus

#count orlok feeding on both thomas and ellen in the exact same way #after leading them to bed biting them right over their hearts grinding on them while being naked #thomas hallucinating ellen eerily hovering above him naked with blood on her mouth as if she's the one feeding on him instead of orlok #smarter people than me will probably come up with a proper analysis of this parallel so i'm just leaving this here #i find the way these three are so intertwined with each other so fascinating #nosferatu #nosferatu 2024 #nosferatu (2024)#count orlok #ellen hutter #thomas hutter #nosferatu spoilers #nosferatu 2024 spoilers #parallels #cw nudity #my edit

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colorful-horses · 8 months ago

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moons student

#where nightmare moon wins and shes twilights mentor instead #until twilight finds the old journal of the two sisters #and discovers that nightmare moon and the old sun princess ........ were SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#nightmare moon #twilight sparkle #my little pony friendship is magic #my little pony #mlp #mlp fim

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katsinspats · 7 months ago

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I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

#art #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #their dynamic is so funny to me like hello what episode of Untucked is this #I am rotating them in a 2 bed 1 bath apartment in my mind #Also very proud of how this turned out I think I'm finally finding a comic rendering style that doesn't make me want to rip my hair out #Simplify baybee it's a comic not an illustration you can get a little crazy with it #Spoiler alert. Getting looser with lineart and better at colour schemes and simplifying shading. Is good actually.#It's so much easier to eyeball what a colour would look like in a setting instead of colourpicking the OG palette and struggling with...#...like 9 overlay and multiply and soft/hard light layers #Approximating colour genuinely looks better than forcing local colour into the piece. As long as the values are still there it works out #comic

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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quick megumi style study

#my art #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #jjk fanart #megumi fushiguro #i LOVE trying to 1:1 art styles it's such a fun challenge #and it appeals to me bc i love deception and lying for sport and trying 2 mold all aspects of myself in2 something else #trying to draw like gege felt like trying 2 forge someone's signature and trying 2 draw like the anime felt like going against all instinct #theres NO midtones in the anime shading i was like. is this it. surely this cant b All the shadows i am allowed #cell shading without blended areas feels so wrong 2 me #and the shape of his hair.....he looks so silly......why does he look like that.....#i was fighting the urge to 'fix' it w every bone in my body #rly opened my eyes to just how many favours i do him in my art style #i will happily bear the burden of being megumi's hairbrush good god he needs it #it's not so egregious in gege's style bc it's all so blocky and angular everywhere + the b/w balances out w negative space #w trying 2 replicate gege's style i think my main challenge was finding a good brush dupe to mimic his crosshatching #my current render style is all over the place tbh im not even sure i'm super happy with my own which is kinda embarrassing #i think im in an in between phase that's neither smooth nor rough so i try to lean in2 the messiness to make it look intentional #instead of confused #but overall i think i did rly well in that i like these all ok and i had fun smile :)#maybe ill do th other first years

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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Abby fixing her friends in the FNAF 2 movie,,

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flufflecat · 6 months ago

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why didn't we get to see ford in his evil warlock era

#gravity falls #Ford pines #Stanford pines #journal 3 #man was alone in the woods casting cantrips and incantations #one man LARP session going 24/7 #tried his darnedest to find a real life version of the spell magic missile then had to settle on 'gun' instead probably #I said this to T already but I'm saying it here too bc I was tickled by it. I'm allowed to reuse my quips 2 seconds after I say them.#don't judge me

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aerequets · 1 month ago

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cost and benefit

#Fun fact 99% of my comics aren't planned out beforehand so i just go with the vibes #this was originally going to be something like him finding anyas file or seeing thorn princess but that felt a little cliched to me #with some sort of line like 'is the cost worth it?' or 'when did the cost start outweighing the benefit?'#but i dont think i explore repressed twilight as he is in canon a lot #his mind is seriously a maze #we see him gaslight himself so often #thats why softer fanon representation to me doesnt exactly feel in character unless its like post reveal #he's still deep in his own burrow #Anyways!!!!!! ive ranted enough. i did this in two days when i have a million other time intensive things to do instead. decisions!#also nobody look at bond too closely. i still cant draw animals #my art #spy x family #loid forger #sxf #yor forger #twiyor #anya forger

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enigmaris · 1 month ago

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DpxDc The Ultimate Enemy AU:

When danny goes to the future chasing after his evil future self, he runs into Batman, the only surviving member of the Justice League. The hero helps him track down Vlad and discover what happened. Before Danny goes back in time to stop the dark timeline, Batman stops him.

Batman gives him a code phrase and tells him that if things dont work out, if he cant save his family or if he needs help in his own time he should go to Bruce Wayne and tell him the code and the man will help him.

Batman with years of experience when it comes to his deranged teenaged vigilante children assumes that Danny will know that Batman just shared his secret identity. After all, all of his kids would have put it together with ease.

Unfortunately for Batman, Danny is not one of his detective kids. Danny assumes that Bruce Wayne is a friend of Batman's. He goes back to his past and manages to defeat Dan and Clockwork saves his family. He never forgets the code Batman gave him.

Fast forward a couple years, Danny is on the run, he needs help. He does what Batman told him to do and goes to Bruce Wayne. He gives the man the code and is immediately taken to Wayne Manor for some medical care.

Danny doesnt want to tell Wayne about his ghost half. When the man asks him why he was hurt and how he can help, Danny said he needed a place to stay and that Batman said that Bruce would help him. Danny begs Bruce not to tell anyone he is here, not even Batman. He needs a safe place to hide.

The code Danny gave? A batman original that means "this is a trusted part of the bat family who comes from a doomed timeline, do whatever they say"

But Danny doesnt know Bruce is Batman????

So like, from Bruce's perspective, this beat-up kid shows up from out of nowhere and gives him a code phrase that basically sets the entire bat fam on red alert. Because this kid just came back in time from a doomed world right?

But the Batman of that time didn't reveal his identity. So surely there must be a reason for that? Bruce has to trust the version of himself that lived that failed timeline, which means he can't reveal his identity.

But no. There was no reason. Batman just did that thing he always does where when talking to a dark haired, blue eyed teenage hero he just doesn't finish his sentences and assumes they understand him perfectly.

They almost never do, at least not at first, and he never, ever learns.

Shenanigans, as always, ensue.

#Danny: I cant see batman if i do i am gonna have to tell him everything and i am not ready for that conversation.#Danny: Plus Batman probably wouldn't even accept me. thats why he sent me to this rich guy instead of telling Danny to find him #Bruce from the failed timeline: goodbye new son. i believe in you go find other me #bruce from this time line: if i dont find out whats going on either the world will end or i will have an aneurism #danny phantom #dpxdc #dp crossover #batman #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover

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keferon · 4 months ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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zorangezest · 12 days ago

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humanformers au where these two get to bond because they’re both tech savvy programmer nerds or somethibg

more of this au!

#had this lying around for a week or so here it is!#soundwave’s gamer posture is vital to his character design #ratchet helps raf with his programming homework but when he’s busy raf goes and finds soundwave instead #walks out of the most comically shady evil looking alley a few hours later like ‘bye soundwave! see yo next time! :D’#people aren’t even sure if this soundwave guy exists or if he’s some urban myth raf made up #like 3 people max have seen him in the daylight #nobody has ever heard him speak they’re not even sure there’s a human guy under there #turns out he very much exists. he plays minecraft with raf #transformers #maccadam #soundwave #tfp soundwave #tfp bumblebee #tfp #transformers prime #tfp raf #zorangetf #artists on tumblr #raf is seemingly oblivious to his Cryptid aura and jusy goes like #[gestures to the gangling dark figure looming in the far corner] ‘that’s my pal soundwave :D’#bee is stressed out 24/7 HAHA

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spidehpig · 10 months ago

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obsessed with the thought of bird not really knowing anything about simon’s military endeavors. has no idea he wears a fucking skull mask everywhere on base and on missions. just kind of assumed he wore standard gear. shows up on base the day he’s supposed to get back to surprise him only to be roughly dragged by her scruff down the hall into an office room by some big BRUTE in a bloodied skull mask covered from head to toe in gear. squawking and squealing as some asshole manhandles her into a private room, ready to start screaming just for said asshole to tear off his mask and coo at her for being so dramatic and frightened. it’s just him, quit your hollering.

simon all riled up from the recent mission, adrenaline still flooding his system just starts pawing at her and shoving a greedy hand down her panties. annoyed for a brief moment when she struggles and grips at the thick wrist between her thighs. doesn’t she know he needs a warm hole to fuck more than anything right now. he’s about to flip her around and gag her so he can play with her pussy just how he wants be she’s blushing and shyly asking him to put the mask back on before he fucks her.

dirty girl ruining her panties over the idea of some big masked brute having his way with her… oh it drives him crazy… he’s pulling the mask back down immediately and slamming her against his office door with his favorite knife to her throat as he bullies a thick finger into her tight cunt :( he’s so mean too. muttering about how she’s a dirty little cockslut just gagging for some stranger’s big cock :(

#idk the thought of her just not really having any idea of what he is or does #and he just assumes the whole mask thing will scare her bc she’s so used to his face and him being semi normal while on leave #but instead she finds out about the whole mask and ghost thing and she’s never been hornier #i know he’s about to maul her when he finds out she’s actually into the whole scary masked brute thing #cod #ghost

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reichurine · 2 months ago

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shoutout to my friend at twit dot co for the silly idea

it's acheron and aventurine's third re-run, trust

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noknowshame · 1 year ago

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always a fun time when real life people are doomed by their own narratives. like guys you know it doesn’t have to be like this right? this isn’t a stageplay the foreshadowing isn’t real until you make it real

#what do roman senators rock stars and real pirates have in common #i would love to write a magical realism psychological horror movie about a up-and-coming celebrity #in which the premise is that the more and more you garner a parasocial following #(i.e.#the more and more you are treated like a character instead of a real person)#the more you become subject to the rules of fiction and thus narrative fate #and the protagonist slowly but surely realizes that by becoming famous they’ve sold away their own ontology #//#god. i need to find that sexy quote from pete townshend about how the music industry is perpetuated on human sacrifice

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dcxdpdabbles · 4 months ago

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Duke: Hey, do you guys remember my Dad's sister?

Tim: I literally don't know anything about you ever.

Steph: Weren't you on the streets after the Joker attack? Why didn't you go to your aunt's house or she come get you?

Duke: Well, she got married and had a daughter before she died-

Steph: DON'T JUST MOVE ON FROM THE QUESTIONS

Duke: -And recently, they've hit a really bad spot. Apparently, my Uncle Damon lost his job. They sold all their stuff, but it still wasn't enough. The house was taken by the bank two days ago.

Tim: Answer Steph's question Duke, or I assume your uncle is trying to explort you and make him a enemy of the Bats.

Duke sighing: My aunt and my uncle marriage ended in a really bad divorce, with her going no contact with him or my cousin Valerie, but I've always felt bad for not keeping in touch, you know? So I offered to house Valerie for a few weeks just until he can get in a good spot again.

Tim: I see. You're a good person Duke.

Duke: You say that like it's something to pity.

Steph: Seriously, Tim, this is the man that ran a child gang for months and took back the streets out of sheer spite. He's a good person, but he's crazy.

Duke: Thank you. Can I count on your support when I ask Bruce to have Valerie stay with us?

Steph: Depends. Is she hot?

Duke: Why would you ask me that?

Tim: No no no. She has a point. Answer the question.

Duke: I'm leaving

Three days later.

Duke: This is the game room. You can come in here whenever you like except during the meal times. Alfred has a strict sit down together rule. And this is-

Tim: Tim Drake, single, bi and I enjoy long walks on the beach.

Steph: Stephanie Brown. Single, Bi and I enjoy sicking dogs on Tim during his long walks on the beach.

Duke/Valerie:

#dcxdpdabbles #dcxdp crossover #from a fic i never wrote #Instead of becoming Red Huntress Valerie is shipped to her cosuins place #only to find him workin as Signal and Decides he need day time back up #Tim and Steph have a crush #the Insane middle children

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