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life is wonderful and i fixed my issue with the chapter, so here you go lovelies! *serves you chapter 16 of the rewrite the lines au* have a happy tuesday!!!

hello beautiful people! i know you were expecting the rewrite the line au update post buttt i’m having a few issues with chapter 17 and i don’t want to post chapter 16 until that’s cleared up because of. reasons

the chapter is written though so it shouldn’t take me too long to post it

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unspeakable by finchfeathers (basementmixtape) and i regret you all the time by inevitablestars, these are MASTERPIECESSSSS but they will in fact break you

i know there are so many jegulus fics where regulus joins the order and/or spies for them, but are there any where james joins the death eaters?? for his beau???

i just need james ❝i'm Extremely Normal about the object of my affections❞ potter dropkicking his morals off a cliff for regulus.

i am begging for dark!james fics. especially longfics. 😭

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hello beautiful people! i know you were expecting the rewrite the line au update post buttt i’m having a few issues with chapter 17 and i don’t want to post chapter 16 until that’s cleared up because of. reasons

the chapter is written though so it shouldn’t take me too long to post it

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tbh anything by westerella is a masterpiece but this particular work had me in tears comatose on my bed for days afterwards

Maybe it's time for my yearly reread of one of the greatest sterek fics that I've ever read, truly a piece of fine literature that stands the test of time

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Hey, just cause I can't stop thinking about it, for the purpose of the little movie that plays in my head when reading "rewrite the lines," is your Derek, a young Tyler Hoechlin, or the young Derek from the show?

hiiii!! ummm in my head it’s mostly show derek because i have those scenes of him fiddling with the basketball and smirking like a little shit on loop, but young tyler does sneak up on me from time to time, especially when i think of the softer moments… so tbh both work

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if anything, she’d be hired as like a part time babysitter for the kids of some probably-maybe-mafia-maybe-spy-maybe-something-else?-guy but that’s none of her business while in college and initially intends to stay as far removed from the situation as possible because, like she said, none of her business, only somehow she ends up becoming essential to whatever her boss is up to because she’s hyper competent like that

Its shocking how little some people in the fandom misunderstand MaoMao's personality based exclusively on her "cat self."

"Modern AU MaoMao would run a drug cartel" the girl whose number one goal is survival and living a quiet life? Who repeatedly tries not to rise above her station? Who is keenly aware of power dynamics? Who will willingly ignore things specifically so she can live the quietest, least obtrusive life possible?

She would rather work at an Amazon warehouse than be someone sought criminally by the state ffs.

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*inhales*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

regulus who once got attacked by a dog when he was a kid and has been pretty scared of them ever since.

and sirius, seeing his animagus form for the first time and crying because he is going to scare his little brother.

just the idea of regulus always seeing this black dog somewhere around him, feeling his breath catch a bit on his throat and his hands tremble. but the dog always stays away, never one to get close, or make a noise. sometimes he even leaves with his tail between his legs.

it's such a tragedy, how bad sirius wants to get closer to his brother, and knowing he will never be allowed.

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fae stiles who ages slow so he starts looking like the hale alpha’s controversially young wife 🩷

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another monday, another chapter of the rewrite the lines au. enjoy!

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i’m afraid this is a roy mustang variant

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

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akslsflwlenwe stop itttt your tags????

but also yes this is exactly what happens lol they’re dramatic in every universe like that

There is not enough age swap in the sterek space!! Younger Derek who’s the same brooding wolf but this time he has to be the one to convince Stiles there’s nothing wrong with their age gap; Derek pursuing Stiles relentlessly and Stiles who’s guilt ridden but has spent a lot more time being beaten down by his community without Derek there to protect him.

Stiles who used to be full of life and energy has become meek and depressed by the harassment he receives and his supposed support system who’s never there.

Derek as usual is enamored by Stiles’ beauty and resilience. He won’t stop until his mate has the life he deserves no matter what it takes to convince him.

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dean jr. who's always known his dad's a little... different, than most of his friend's dads.

his dad, who volunteered to billet a different student from the local college's theology or history department in the guest bedroom every year since dj was twelve.

his dad, who flinched at loud noises -- metal thermoses dropped on concrete floors and doors slammed in high summer winds -- but who'd get this eerie meditative calm whenever he heard fireworks, or caught a snippet of foley gunfire in some old war reenactment on the history channel late at night.

his dad, who wore more and more weird occult jewelry the older he got -- heavy silver chains laced with charms that jangled when he walked, and bracelets with arcane script etched on them, and always that thick, tarnished ring on a chain around his neck. (one of dj's earliest memories is sitting on his dad's belly one lazy weekend morning in bed, propped up against his dad's bent knees, trying to pull that ring into his mouth. dad prying it free with those big gentle hands of his and twisting the chain so the ring hung down the back of his shirt where dj couldn't grab at it.)

his dad, who loved movies more than almost anybody dj's ever known, who had the best collection of old bootlegs and classic movies dj got to introduce first his friends and then his dates to, who'd get quiet and a little misty-eyed when he'd slip old westerns and black-and-white monster movies on during his insomniac spells.

his dad, who cooked like shit but could bake almost anything on his first try, no matter how convoluted the recipe. his dad, who had this ancient 1920s toaster that burned the bread half the time but who steadfastly refused to buy a newer one made sometime in this century.

his dad, who got a little detached at the end of things, who'd ramble on to dj and his hospice nurses and anybody who'd listen that when he was young, he'd walked amongst the horsemen and seen the righteous man slay death with his own scythe and beheld the apocalypse. that he'd killed god and trapped the devil and cut down angels and demons both.

his dad, who talked in his sleep, who ground his teeth at night so badly the family dentist wanted him to wear a mouth guard while he slept, especially after he broke a molar during dj's sophomore year of high school and swallowed half of it before he woke up.

his dad, who maybe was special forces or something like that; something that left him with action movie hero scars but secret enough that dj couldn't ever find him in the national archives. (his grandfather, he found; one john eric winchester, born april '54, deceased july 2006, joined the marines 1973).

his dad, who had a bigger first aid kit than the school nurse, who picked dj up after a foul ball split open his eyebrow during little league baseball, heedless of the blood smeared against the shoulder of his shirt. his dad, who sat dj on the tailgate of his pickup and closed up the cut with butterfly strips; who sent dj back on the field to finish the game in his blood-crusted jersey that said "WINCHESTER-ATCHISON" arced across the back because mom had paid his little league dues.

his dad, who never took flowers to cemeteries, just whiskey and dozens of salt packets snaked from restaurant condiment bars. his dad, who never smoked as far as dj knows, but who always had a lighter on him anyways.

his dad, who had a meticulous will and a crematory service already picked out and paid for; his dad who had dozens of friends dj'd never met who showed up at the funeral in nice-ish jeans and logger boots, who slapped dj on the shoulder and told him tall tales about how his dad saved their lives "back in the day". his dad, who left dj the house and the car and the antiquarian books, and seventeen boxes full of burn bags that dj dutifully incinerated in the massive backyard fire pit his dad dug the year dj turned six.

his dad, who almost never called dj by his full name, who would ruffle up his carefully gelled hair and call him "deej" and smile with all his teeth, who had visibly been crying after dj's graduation, but who'd yelled louder than anybody else when the principal announced, "dean hayden winchester, class of 2046".

his dad, who told dj he loved him in a casual, careless way, every day dropping him off at school and every time he hung up the phone after dj left home, and one last time while holding his hand in the bed with rails that the hospice had provided.

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guess what day it is?? rewrite the lines au monday! here's chapter 14

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you’re not invited to my supernatural themed party :(

"These are some hard-to-swallow pills." my therapist tells me, handing over the bottle. I open it and inside is the script for Sam Winchester's first death where it says Sam believes Dean when he says he'll be okay.

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slight correction we don’t want ai in general we want jarvis specifically

People don’t want A.I. People want fictional tech like the interactive holograms Tony Stark had.

(I am people.)

(I want this instead of A.I.)

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Me cheering you as you write about our favourite queers 💙💙💙 You Can Do It!

this is like crack to me, i need you to know that

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chat this is not a drill morally unethical by aristomuse just updated