#and for that they had to unalive

[weishenbwi]

Not me asking chatgpt to write the serial killer prompt in the style of J.R.R. Tolkien... and the chat bot delivering 😂

In the land of Jeon, there was a young boy named Jungkook. He was born into a family that was torn apart by strife and conflict, and at a young age, he was forced to wander the streets alone. It was a hard life for a child, but Jungkook was tough and resilient. He learned how to survive in the harsh world of men, and he found companionship with a band of street urchins.

As he grew older, Jungkook's wanderings took him further afield. He traveled to distant lands and learned many things along the way. He became a skilled fighter, a master of the blade, and an expert in the art of stealth. But despite his many accomplishments, there was a darkness that dwelt within him, a shadow that grew stronger with each passing day.

Jungkook tried to resist the darkness, but it was a losing battle. Eventually, he gave in to his darker impulses and turned to a life of crime. He became a notorious criminal, feared and respected by all who knew him. But his crimes did not stop at theft and violence. There was a darkness within him that drove him to more sinister acts, acts that would make even the most hardened criminal blanch with horror.

And so it was that the shadow within Jungkook grew stronger, until it consumed him entirely. He became a monster, a yandere who would stop at nothing to get what he wanted. His victims were many, and each one was chosen for a specific reason. They had all, in some way, slighted him or crossed him. And for that, they had to die.

But even as Jungkook's dark deeds spread fear and terror throughout the land, there were those who would not be cowed. Chief among them was a brave detective named Kim Taehyung. He swore to bring Jungkook to justice, no matter the cost. And so began a deadly game of cat and mouse, a battle of wills between two men who were destined to collide in a final, cataclysmic confrontation.

[temeyes]

haha coping

[storm-driver]

from here

[ef-1]

"Deny it to a king? Then happy low, lie down!

Heavy is the head that wears a crown." | King Henry IV, Shakespeare

[terrietont]

Green eyes, Troubled lives

[brazilian-whalien52]

As someone that have been reading spiderpool fanfics since 2014, the use of unalive seriously in social media is just terrible funny

[lord-squiggletits]

I think one of the worst parts about TikTok Newspeak is that a lot of the euphemisms they come up with for demonetized topics are completely uncreative and illiterate, and on top of that incredibly inappropriate/contemptuous towards the subject matter in question.

I mean like, "sewer slide" instead of suicide? "PDF file" and "child corn" instead of pedophile or CP? I'm going to fucking kill you and your kindergarten-ass euphemisms for evil things that literally ruin and end lives.

It's literally not even that hard to come up with respectful, monetization safe alternatives either. Pull out a dictionary or thesaurus and use one of the tens of thousands of words that exist (in the English language specifically, and there's other languages in the world too). Like god you don't even need to get that creative with it. I listen to a reddit narration channel that uses respectful, accurate, mature alternatives like just saying "child offender" or "ending him/herself" and it still sucks that monetization is controlling online discussion so much, but at least some people are using substitutes that still have an appropriate amount of seriousness for the subject matter at hand. Jeez.

[fulldenimjackett]

"its giving demure" what if i maul you

[whenhedgehogsfly]

this face? :-)

[palepinkgoat]

I was just thinking about how much writing fan fiction completely altered my life. I hadn't written anything in years before fanfic came along. Finding a community like this was truly life-saving several times, and I'm so grateful.

[fluffypotatey]

Okay I talked enough about Macky, time to balance it out but s4 y’all like that was DEVIOUS they showed the Specific Macky Scene where he’s tied up in the unalivement by his own shadows (I think) it’s like the only similar thing so like, Wukong remembers that? for a split second with the melting blue face it almost seemed like Macky was crying, also oof, he sounded more distressed than angry, well anyways and then we have even MORE evil stuff like the DIALOGUE “you’re nothing” “what have you done? “Monkey! No violence!” and that last line? It’s so much closer to the ear, and when Wukong goes “no!” right after that ohohoho that was SOOO on purpose, and can we PLEASE talk about the special where he gives that hero speech because daaaaang I love them turning it on our heads like that bc Wukong is well, he ain’t lying, in fact I’m bouncing up and down how it’s Ink MK he’s talking to and the fact this is their way of representing Wukong battling against his own mind. “I know you don’t really believe that.” Okay but he’s TRYING and I both love that and relate to it. And when he calls everyone his friends MMMM Wukong’s key characterization can sometimes be so subtle but if you CATCH THE VIBES you can think so hard about it, like they REALLY just had to crush him like that in the middle of that speech? and then how he has to bring it all back in a shower of gold and power, yeah buddy, I still don't think you're okay! I love Macky whump as much as the next person, but boi do I love Wukong's entire hero/mentor/flawed humane character dilemma too. hook line and sinker, you can pull me in with him kicking butt and you can pull me in with the angst and excitement from that heroic visage, one can only be trapped as the legendary savior until I start cackling over fourth wall breaking their lives and sad little situation, oh buddy does the narrative praise you! what an untouchable hero you are. get up, again again again- you can't retire :D this is "past catching up with you" done RIGHT. because it's just him. becoming a different person, maturing, and nobody is here to drag him down to hell. it's still just himself. and everything he was never able to fully work through, the idea of him everyone still holds when they see him, and, most of that stuff came after the journey, so he got new issues as he became "the good guy" the hero for centuries, what a polished stone monkey right? but the consequences of all those experiences on his new personality...nobody would see some of those things as a problem. like his accepted loneliness when MK thinks to see the fireworks with his friends. the serene smile as Wukong just looks away. yeah okay, you became the great sage, you got wisdom pal, and it's such a smiling sad look on you!

stop reading my mind 🤧

NO BUT HIS SMILE!!!!! HIS SMILE IS ALWAYS HAS A TOUCH OF SADNESS!!!! THERE IS A WEIGHT THERE!!!!!

he makes all these off-handed comments like they are jokes and moves to a different topic so fast that you forget about them—BUT NOT ME I REMEMBER!!!! THEY ARE BURNED INTO MY MIND AND THEY HAUNT ME

because it was never just an “off-handed” comment. no, no, no! lmk doesn’t play by those rules. even the tiniest details or throwaway jacket style is picked carefully for foreshadowing purposes.

AND WUKONG IS FULL OF THEM!!! HIS LINES, HIS MANNERISMS, HIS FUCKING OMISSIONS!!!

*ugly crying* this monkey is killing me 🫠

[xamaxenta]

Modern/real world AU where Marco's second name is Villanova because he's... yeah, the film producer

I love when people give Marco big fancy names bc he comes from a family with gravity power fame or money sometimes all at the same time it just makes sense

Even better if hes the adoptive son and beloved beyond measure

Its good stuff

[pinkfey]

i see a lot of tumblrinas complain about the word unalive which is fine i suppose but the real culprit is “neurospicy” that shit is FOUL!!!!!

[holocene-sims]

are you kidding me WHY ARE YOU HAVING MORE KIDS BRO THIS HOUSE IS FULL AND I'M ANNOYED

the new baby is very cute tho <3 hi ingrid

[bowlofworms]

[at the cemetery, sitting in front of a weathered headstone]

Me: and then, after she FORGOT the clementines for halftime snack last week, she had the GALL today at the PTA bake sale to imply that my brownies were store bought!

Ghost who has existed outside of living memory for a century: what a bitch

[doodlboy]

I keep getting ads 4 that new doja cat song and its fucking hysterical to me that "devil" is censored in the radio version, we're seriously living in some dystopian puritanical hellscape