#and get sad :(

[echoesofaheart]

:raises hand: I would like to know what the deal with creature au is !!

yippee! dw its very normal and easy to understand

first of all. they are not creatures. you need to ask @twig-gy if you want to know why its called creature au

au names are: harmonia - heart atlas - mind devotee - soul whole - whole there are reasons behind the names but. twig already explained it and i'm tired after writing the rest of the post out so. if you check the au tag you'll find it. its just a fun layer of Complicated

ok so. whole exists alongside hms. things proceed pretty much as normal (or like. as normal as they can be with soul's god living with them)

whole convinces soul to not blind heart after the juno incident, so creature au heart can see! good for him :). also because of this he and whole are actually pretty close

mind doesn't like whole, at all. he does however like sticking his problems in holes. recreationally

soul is Normal about whole. naturally. so normal that heart and mind decide that soul and whole are definitely going to form a suicide pact so mind does what he does best, put whole underground. specifically in their basement.

so they kidnap him while hes asleep and soul is out of their shared room (btw soul and whole share a room bc whole doesn't have a room. why doesn't whole have a room? we'll get to that :))

before doing this mind completely strips the basement. the only thing in there is a bare mattress and thats just because heart thought it was too harsh to stick him on the cold floor

heart sympathises with whole bc. apathy. whole used to sit with him. but he still agrees with mind that this is for the best

theres a solar eclipse wedding at some point. probably after whole is in the basement

soul is banned from seeing whole without being supervised. he gets searched every time hes brought down there to make sure he doesn't have anything dangerous. mind is obsessive over keeping dangerous things away from whole and his definition of dangerous probably gets a lot wider over time

also they have to bring whole upstairs to shower him. they don't let him do anything himself. its an entire operation

wholes eyes are deteriorating because of how dark the basement is so he ends up keeping his eyes closed when hes upstairs (mind removed the lights so the only light whole gets in there is from the crack in the door)

eventually soul learns to pick locks. starts preparing. from there its a wedding/murder-suicide (whole convinces soul to wear a dress because he knows soul is an egg and he wants soul to at least get this joy before he dies)

after whole and soul die, heart and mind start to die too (bc their lives are all linked). they gradually deteriorate, though it takes a few days at least. the idea of murder-suicide feels tainted, but they can't think of anything else to do. there isn't anything else to do. they can't stand watching each other fall apart

so they make a day out of it, where they pretend everything is normal. soul is just asleep, he crashed after drinking too much monster. they make breakfast and they garden and they pretend like they actually managed to heal

oh yeah also whole is from a different dimension with 'fake' hms that act like. flanderised parodies of themselves effectively. they had nothing really behind the eyes. so fake heart is pathetic, fake mind is mean for no reason, and fake soul is incapable of taking anything seriously. if hms act like the fakes then he gets pretty fucked up about it. this is also why whole doesn't have his own room

[gabrellle]

Sometimes if I worry something I post online sounds too weird for online I imagine it being read aloud as evidence in a court of law

Just for fun

[red-signal]

Nooo

so turns out I left my charger in my mom's car so im not gonna be online for like a whole day unless i get another chance to go on my laptop

just pls dont think im dead

[etherealcursed]

      the thought of shenhe ,  when before what happened to her ,  being a shy yet bubbly and happy child ;  and then what happened happens and she becomes shy still and scared too lbr and aggressive for a while and defensive ,  until she becomes the way she is now .

[qqueenofhades]

Honestly, this sounds fucking FANTASTIC to me, and we should do it. Cry harder, Mitch.

[sadclowncentral]

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

[scramratz]

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

[kosmogrl]

[halorvic]

[sashthesloth]

I love the little squad of shades who follow Mel around the Crossroads when she gets back from a win

[alexxuun]

Everyday, it’s a-gettin’ gayer~🎶

[panthermouthh]

“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”

[lomlompurim]

Something born from a convo on twt

(Bingmei is still The Emperor and The HHP Palace Master but he spends more time with his family and house duties, and working hard into his dream of having a BIG family)

The tweet that inspired this, which I very much agree, omega Binghe supremacy

[puckpatties]

i love you forever and ever girldad chilchuck

[tinfoilvalentine]

A girl without her noise cancelling headphones is like an angel without its wings

[starspilli]

morning kori. she’s lovingly watching dick burn the shit out of her pancakes