🗣 give eliza yeehaw girlfriends. 🗣
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*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*
Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.
*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*
Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:
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El leaves for long periods of time and Mike almost realizes he's queer then she comes back is a hilarious trope btw
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I do believe I wasn't drunk while the process of making ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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the only one who should be beside vaggie in THEIR bed is charlie AND YET-
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Clint: We have a problem.
Natasha: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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did u Like my new lingerie?
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